The Best Walmart Freakout

[@Shawville87]

She changed that tone to “Yes ma’am” like a Skyrim npc

[@baileybailey6808]

😂😂😂

[@cj-cb3xt]

Goddamittbobby

[@thessop9439]

I'm playing skyrim right now... so i agree

[@twotester7540]

I WAS GONNA SAY THAT, GLAD SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED

[@Spagg0t]

whole lotta Skooma going on

[@Exiled-i8n]

She sounds like she just learned how to cuss

[@cinnacakeart]

Oh definitely

[@porcelainkoi]

666 likes

[@CipherVoheim]

8th graders in Netflix ogs be like:

[@Shawnmiller1903]

sware word

[@charliemclean2421]

*new skill unlocked* cussing! *skill locked for spam*

[@darudysandstorm3455]

“We are all sinners” “So you are sinning right now” “ARE YOU ACCUSING ME”

[@Bl3jay]

Lol people are stupid af

[@lawsonryan24]

@@Bl3jay thats how you know theyre on something lol

[@cgoopger]

600 likes in 5 hours on a 10 year old video

[@StellarMariposa]

Just wanted to be your 666th like

[@MeyYou123]

I was the like that went from 999 to 1k

[@RosieRoan]

Karen: "We're _all_ sinners." Man: _"You're_ sinning right now..." *_(Boss Health Bar appears over Karen's head.)_*

[@fragrantbloom]

Hahaha

[@Garm_Hound]

Ah shit only 1 estus left

[@omgitslukas5242]

Queue dark souls boss music

[@michaelthesanta3610]

honestly kinda wish he edited that in

[@Concerned_Custodian]

@@Garm_Hound Shouldnt have healed off that poison, dude.

[@beatrice4628]

When she moves she looks like a pissed South Park character

[@HammishHoss]

6:58-7:06 I’m fucking dead I was tryna think of what she looked like and you got it spot on

[@xXPurpleLoliTranceXx]

She looks like a South Park character in general lol voice by Trey Parker

[@spasticpug5209]

its kyles mom

[@Omega-qv5qk]

True

[@LolaTheGardevoir]

This really does seem like a South Park episode. Her vs. Ms Crabtree

[@XxdextriousxX]

She’s Crystal Methodist

[@EmoJones13]

Brilliant! 😁

[@fullmetalmiscreant3449]

UNDERRATED COMMENT.

[@TotallyNotAlan]

lmao

[@nash3364]

Damn 😭

[@whoreadsthesethingsanyway1865]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😔😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@StopLookingAtMeh]

i’m still dying over the “what’s the issue?” “he won’t repent.”

[@whvzedd8952]

james teller best fucking comment

[@lynn4840]

if i had friends i'd quote this with them daily.

[@marijuanaknowsomething6743]

I had to go back like 7 times to understand what it said.

[@nah6892]

That one really had me. Along with "he's gonna burn in hell "And you are too bitch"

[@XxdextriousxX]

The worker’s “okay..um” 😭

[@nerdyfoxes8000]

I fucking adore how you can see the two employees smiling at each other like "This will be fun :)" all while knowing damn well what's happening

[@denshitenshi]

"Everyone is a sinner!" "Including you?" *Your free trial of logic has ended*

[@Kitsuragi556]

ACCUSER!!

[@mr.cowlick4150]

*brain is disabled, please try again in one minute*

[@Shawnmiller1903]

You can continue your trial by entering your credit card number into EA's system

[@residentflamingo115]

E

[@ridanightcores3172]

1000th like. I feel special. Yay.

[@thatboynice143]

when she said “muther fuckker” I could feel the spirit of the lord overtake my soul.

[@captjc4415]

He overtook us all and blessed us with the spirit of mutha fucka

[@IwuvPugz3]

Amen

[@MC-rz1po]

Praise da lord

[@psych_up3660]

something just dropped of my underwear when i heard that

[@grass2556]

Obi-wan: "Anakin, chancellor Palpatine is evil!" Anakin: "No he's not you MOTHERFUCKIN ACCUSER"

[@KeshavKaliaaka-RegalSerperior7]

XD

[@tylerandleahcanadian3888]

Lmfao

[@HKoopman]

Would have given you a gold if this was on the front page of the internet.

[@Po3try27]

ahahahahh you killed me

[@upsidedownpyramid7617]

A random dinosaur on a tricycle it seems the Star Wars memes are huge and I just began to marathon the movies to get refreshed on them before seeing the new one so I’m glad to see these memes

[@tyler8881]

She’s like a child that learned a new word, and uses it excessively

[@jessepowell1891]

Me at age 11

[@beemilk517]

he premaritally held hands and she can smell it. the scent of sin has overwhelmed her

[@brom9848]

666 likes

[@jackuar373]

I thought premarital eye contact was bad, but this, this is terrifying

[@PapaSage]

That "yes ma'am" snap was something out of an Oblivion NPC's passive dialogue

[@thenumberonegoat]

By the gods there's a psychopath on the loose!

[@arcanehero1247]

That's customer service type shit

[@khalidbrown743]

when you sheath your weapon after accidentally hitting someone

[@greenkidd529]

"Need something?"

[@PapaSage]

You have my ear, citizen

[@rrrailroad6888]

“You’re sinning right now.” Was his worst mistake holy shit.

[@Hellenicheavymetal]

Truth hurts

[@kg0672]

Hundredth like lol but yes I agree XD

[@Dylan12000000000000]

she couldn't handle the truth

[@db4695]

Her brain malfunctioned lol

[@Oliver2020.]

@@db4695 really though, its like a whole stage sat on her and she was forced to make these loud annoying sounds lol

[@VeeaB]

Whenever I feel stressed and depressed I just remember scenes from this video. It never fails to put a smile on my face.

[@stellargay]

honestly me today😂

[@mosiacmaniacswarm]

weed

[@LoveHestia_]

This is one of my favorites. You fuckin accuser!! Lmaoo

[@cjham5272]

Accuser of the Breathren sounds like a dark souls boss

[@Justin-bc7md]

🤣

[@nah6892]

After beating them, you're allowed to join her brotherhood. Best damn miracles in the game.

[@omega1575]

“I am ebrithil, accuser of the brethren” yeah, it definitely does

[@WhelmedBoyWonder]

Walmart lady accused of the breathren

[@marv9906]

Accuser of the brethren valley

[@masterofnothing4938]

She sounds like a video game enemy when you reach a place where they can’t hit you

[@emilkindberg1576]

MasterOfNothing omg this it one of the funniest comments I’ve seen on here 😂😂

[@kmccw]

MasterOfNothing that’s oddly specific but also true

[@hotto-dogu5829]

Yakuza English dub 2005

[@d3rpd4mag35]

Yes

[@Snakee423]

Stop! You have violated the law! Pay your fine or serve your sentence! Your stolen goods are now forfeit!

[@n1k0la1]

She literally sounds like Dr. phil reading cuss words from messages

[@hummusthedog_6747]

@Golde HAHAHAH

[@Garf1eldFanat1c]

Underrated

[@_drivEN_]

3:36 Its not that she's having a hard time digesting the situation. She is trying to digest the bibles she ate from the dumpster out back.

[@Ale-qf1pm]

Lol xxxtaro

[@kiwi328]

What is your pfp

[@orionbarnes1733]

I love how her accent goes on a journey over this video from Canada to Boston

[@MrHeavy466]

If Jesus was actually there, this would be the best episode of Undercover Boss ever.

[@kyrstenmarie]

😂😂

[@amshmans3841]

lmao

[@BraddahBonesGame]

🤣🤣

[@rsoul7282]

MrHeavy466 well played sir 👏

[@CONGTHEGUERILLA]

God tier comment, or should I say, jesus tier

[@vanillaicecream5226]

When her children are probably in the car listening to Christian kids bop

[@joelearnshaw4706]

It's pronounced Keds Bap actually.

[@Minutewave]

She looks like a man

[@thornthornthorne4531]

LOL I love these references.

[@nutitoo]

jesus christ is my nigga

[@AndreasOfPatrae]

While also crying

[@gracezb1]

“you will burn in fire and brimstone” “yeah, totally understand” customer service in a nutshell 😭

[@bigshrekhorner]

this customer service lady is a hero.

[@funkyironman69]

annnnnd that's why I could never work in customer service haha

[@DekkarJr]

@@funkyironman69 same reason I could never teach. Cus I can't beat the children.

[@AmateurContendr]

Level 100 customer service skills on that one.

[@sneery9677]

I'm your 1000th like

[@enixed6476]

What a classic, I can't help myself from coming back to this video from time to time just to enjoy this goofy stuff

[@gabrielramalho4911]

She's probaly high on essential oils

[@igorstaniaszek2438]

Dont forget the „magic” cristals

[@LSK2K]

Jokes aside, I hope that agario blob gets help to pull her shit together.

[@worldofdoom995]

probably smoked some of that GOOP in a meth pipe.

[@callmeacutekitten3317]

@@LSK2K you killing jokes

[@fn_flashy9101]

Oh man, don’t forget the black glass orb she stuffs up her ass

[@PixieStick-fh5uk]

"YOU WILL BURN IN HELL!" "I understand ma'am" You could just hear the costumer service voice

[@wystrix439]

Comment above yours is about crusaders

[@magixazog]

Riley Holsombeck costumers

[@sailormoonfan224]

I mean, how else are you going to react?

[@MasterOfKnowledge.]

Costumer service lol

[@eatmyphatphuckingass]

costumers

[@carsonreddick3452]

Meth: Snorted Jesus: Inserted into the heart Voice: Raised *The Bretheren:* A C C U S E D

[@isha5272]

Hotel: trivago

[@joerodriguez8424]

Isha 😂😂😂 reading through these comments I think that’s the best one uey

[@hozida4554]

I liked this comment

[@lukamilic]

EA : Its in your wallet

[@MK1vids]

you can snort meth? Thought that was only for cocaine tbh

[@ArnieMcStranglehold]

I can't believe she doesn't brush her teeth. Cleanliness is next to godliness.

[@dadab22]

2:36 Accuser of the Brethren sounds like a dark souls boss

[@DistinguishedSeal]

Ayy lmao

[@randallmokjialung3592]

Ayy lmao

[@viletures]

Ayy lmao

[@siegward00010]

Ayy lmao

[@minxx.]

Ayy lmao

[@youlooksuperfly5463]

“I’m not sensing God” - Manager Felt that.

[@MitchisaTurtle]

DUTCHI wait when did he say that 💀💀

[@wheremybeansgo2791]

@@MitchisaTurtle 4:44

[@adamsherlund971]

this is literally the only real example of ‘and then the whole store clapped’ that i’ve ever seen in my life

[@RJT80]

Make mental hospitals great again. Liberals shamed them into closing mostly over shock treatment, which we of course learned years later has an actual benefit. I need to see guys white coats roaming the streets. Tough love is far better than blind compassion.

[@Exiled-i8n]

@R T wait did that actually happen?

[@timsherbert3451]

@Victor Cypert it's that sense of childlike playfulness that's going to save us in the end, Albert Einstein

[@atlassolid5946]

@@RJT80 ?

[@emilytallent9677]

@@RJT80imagine being so loudly wrong. deinstitutionalization happened in the 1950s and had nothing to do with this “woke liberal monster” you’re fighting in your head. mental health institutions were closed for many reasons but poor treatment and outright abuse was a main factor. shock treatment had nothing to do with it, in fact electroconvulsive therapy is still used today for many treatment resistant disorders.

[@gahaha8565]

when i worked retail, these types of freakouts are the highlights of our day haha

[@amit_patel654]

"YOU FUCKIN' ACCUSER!" 🤣

[@Ryan-ks1yf]

"Everyone is sinning!" "You're sinning right now." You dare use my own spells against me Potter?

[@jacoblachance4229]

Ryan Chatelain the woman at that point: "so you have chosen... death"

[@f1sheyeUwU]

Underrated

[@swanslistener6130]

Wrath is a sin

[@anthonypolk18]

*~im sinning right now, what're you gonna do?~ ~PUNISH ME? It only makes me hornier~*

[@elliot98016]

Yes, I am the Half-Blood Prince, motherfucka.

[@ivantirado8233]

“Accuser of the brethren” could be her Metal album name

[@RastaGarf]

Ivan Tirado wow, that would make a really good metal album title

[@soulreaver6546]

Thats badass

[@Blashmack]

The way she yelled "YOU ALL BETTER REPENT BECAUSE THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN IS AT HAND" was very metal

[@aeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeae2144]

3:55 screaming and holy fucking terror of fucking fire and brimstone was way better though

[@yeapeeplz]

that actually sounds really amazing ngl

[@Whorifice]

When she switches to the Accuser defensive stance, her face does that thing like Bilbo Baggins when he cops a glimpse of the ring hanging around Frodos neck.

[@sebastionsmieth4234]

“Accuser defensive stance”

[@jesse9496]

Smoke the meth you have, great defender of jesus you think hmmmmmmm. Her cellys going to ask- what are you in for? -just defending jesus in Walmart. -celly asks to be moved to another pod 😂

[@Cookie4811Mau]

@@jesse9496 😂😂😂😂

[@doiu92]

brO

[@evansproat1196]

Whorifice this is possibly the best comment I have ever seen

[@tocraneandcrane]

This is my fav freakout video of all time, every single line is so quotable lmaooo

[@peaberry9413]

"Everyone is a sinner." "You're a sinner." "No I'm not, accuser."

[@definitelynotthefbi4412]

Well she did say “everyone”. She just happens to be a nobody.

[@Jonsoner]

Not even religious people likes snitches i guess.

[@eli1953]

No its cuz she said that she was sinning at that moment. She didnt say she wasnt a sinner just that she wasnt sinning at the moment

[@Shibagaesski]

Honestly she was just hardcore sinning.

[@MyRickyjoe]

Rules for thee, not for me.

[@hourlateunofficial]

crazy woman: "IDGAF, HE'S GOING TO BURN IN HELL" security woman: "o-ok"

[@VanillaJak]

Many you like was at 666 so I saved it

[@grumblebuggyspergamatron6466]

Meijer doesn't have anyone for "security." That's the service team leader. Team leaders get those bright blue button ups.

[@gasmaskcollectorreview1537]

*Happy slayer sounds*

[@Devin-ht8fq]

And so are you bitch! 😂

[@jordandonnelly7352]

And you are too bitch

[@nilsber.]

imagine being an accuser this post was sent by the assumer gang

[@InternetReview]

dragonblood 😂😂

[@finnwilson59]

#assumergang4lif3

[@punmaster6420]

Imagine needing bullets This reply was made by the scoped knife gang

[@BigZlinker]

HELL YA BROS #ASSUMERGANG4L1F3

[@charlesdemers1197]

Pun Master Imagine needing a scoped bipod tactical assault knifo This post was made by the slingshot gang

[@yaphi999]

YOU ACCUSER 😂😂😂 i always get back to this video for laugh

[@donniehamilton7883]

She sounds like an npc when you keep interacting with them over and over.

[@AxxLAfriku]

Nobody wants to interact with me because they are scared because I am so famous on KZbin

[@gooby8953]

@@AxxLAfriku I thought you'd have like 100 subs, but then I clicked on your profile and noticed you have 17k...

[@yang3479]

Evidence that we live in a simulation.

[@snkybrki]

@@AxxLAfriku Don't youtubers, even those with millions of subs, often get approached in public? I don't think people are ignoring you because of your "fame"...

[@rfk9719]

AxxL haven’t seen many of your comments recently, how ya doing bud

[@waterdhavian_wizard]

"Do you FUCKING get it?" "Yeah! Totally understand." if i needed to use a clip to explain what it's like working in customer service, it'd be this

[@PrionicProteins]

They really keep their cool here, it's kind of impressive.

[@screw8934]

might be cuz it happens a lot

[@nerdyfoxes8000]

I.. Could not. I would be the person to continuously ask them to leave the store whilst trying to keep my eyes from rolling so hard that they fall out

[@jannacoyote4246]

Too true! Lol! Even just working as a cashier & having to deal with similar crazies, at least once or twice each week, is pretty bad. 🤷🏻‍♀️💜🖖🏼😅🖖🏼💜🤷🏻‍♂️

[@waterdhavian_wizard]

@@PrionicProteins gotta keep your cool if you wanna keep your job. just recently had a customer ask me (in response to me asking if she could repeat herself - she was yelling into the drive-thru intercom, which, fun fact to those who don't know: doesn't make us hear you better!!! it actually does the opposite!!!), asked, "DO I HAVE TO WRITE IT DOWN FOR YOU?" pulls up to the drive-thru, asks for chips and cheese... so i say into the headset (there's a button where we can talk to only the managers/coworkers), "she should've written it down for us." made my manager cackle lmao

[@matthewsploded3501]

I think she's confusing "Jesus Christ" and "Crystal Meth"

[@philtheboi358]

Its not meth it's probably bath salts, or any type of hallucinogen... meth does not have you acting like this

[@ruffsmith3218]

Bad Molly maybe?

[@philtheboi358]

@@ruffsmith3218 probably that or bathsalts passed as crystal

[@MattMelon519]

Is he not Jesus Christ the Methsia?

[@kami9415]

No dignity 😒

[@Thecherrybro07]

Man: You're sinning right now! Karen: So you've chosen death?

[@kurtdewittphoto]

"I can't have you yelling and screaming profanities" "well fuck you then." - Gets me every time. 4:04

[@cutiebunnyamber3447]

me too.

[@mynameiswalterhartwellwhite420]

Accuser of the fuckin brethren

[@Justsomebiggerman2]

Not found

[@kurtdewittphoto]

@@Justsomebiggerman2 What do you mean? I timestamped it.

[@Justsomebiggerman2]

@@kurtdewittphoto Error 404 xD Website Not found

[@juantamad6576]

She is the most aggressive Christian that I've seen pushing for the Crusade.

[@misterbuttfister4009]

She moves like Robin William's penguin in Happy Feet.

[@NeroLung]

Dirty Humdinger oh yeah ofc

[@iseokk]

@Dirty Humdinger *Crusader would like to know your location*

[@awadsab_]

@The Pokéman yeah

[@eyangamedud3293]

She sounds like a crazy TV christian

[@mikelxanadu]

Retail employees should legally be allowed to fight one person a year.

[@blockofsad1249]

Just make a rule where a store is allowed to have one back alley fight per year that would solve alot of problems

[@faeriekae]

Mikel it should be everyday lmao

[@ThriftShopTunes]

*per shift

[@trashpanda1999]

They'd probably would've already used it

[@foxykitty69]

Yes!

[@justschr]

I love how she just expects the store employee to be fine with her antics. Also this isn’t a Wal-Mart it’s a store called Meijer.

[@MacintoshtheBattlecreekite]

Agree

[@DrDolan2000]

Really? Meijer? Never been. You recognize it?

[@AKingofBacon]

Yeah, this happens to be my local Meijer. I have a friend that used to work there and the employees still talk about her all the time to this very day

[@Soulful_Sorrow]

​@@DrDolan2000Meijer is a Midwestern chain. One of the Republican candidates for Michigan was a Meijer.

[@kevincondna8784]

For Walmart's standards, she's actually well behaved.

[@kaiser7695]

I was at Walmart with my friend and some random crackhead just punched him in the face

[@tonalddrump2712]

These walmart comments make me want to visit walmart

[@ViviSaggio]

underrated

[@mikeoxlong9522]

@@kaiser7695 jup thats walmart

[@nnnnnnnnn8888]

Walfuckingmart

[@GasMeltdown]

Judge: you're guilty methhead: YA MOTHAFUKIN ACCUSER

[@thejedisonic67]

"I smoke da crack cause its Jesus' love you MOTHAFUCKAHS"

[@Grnight-qk9zt]

THE ACUSER OF THE BRETHERIN

[@spamspam1626]

God dammit 😂😂

[@eliekhouri6958]

Lmao you deserve a like good sir.

[@prod.offline]

@@eliekhouri6958 lol what i thought

[@dannycpayne5]

“Thou shall not smoke meth in the Walmart” -god

[@EXODIOSGames]

omfg......

[@c0n22]

He does say to keep our body like a temple, which means against drugs, cigarettes, tattoos, and alcohol. And yes it says Jesus drank wine, but in those days it was less intoxicating

[@criminalchicken499]

@@boopboop7208 well, it was relevant to what was said. And it's interesting to have more knowledge

[@alexanderyu9219]

@@boopboop7208 and who asked for you to make that dumb emoji structure

[@Em-gn9fs]

@@boopboop7208 « ooh religion ! I must criticize 😩 »

[@princess7strawberry]

Ah, my first Charles White video pops up again in my feed. Holds a special place in my heart.

[@cesarzavala3016]

This guys sounds like the extremely talented actor in the hunger games

[@ENEN-tz6eg]

The one whose scene was cut because he was stealing Jennifer Lawrence’s thunder?

[@dreadlordhg360]

The one where he was so great they had to cut his scene because of his shining radiance?

[@acidic231]

caesar chenneli Which actor is that?

[@gaberodriguez7938]

Stanley tucci?

[@somathegamer4933]

He probably has the most sexy elbow in all of Hunger Games

[@undyla-chan1675]

"You will burn in fire and brimstone" "Yeah, todally understand!" Holy shit that composure. Good on that employee for understanding the situation she was in, but the way she immediately replied to that lady leads me to believe this is not the first time she sees something like this. Working in customer service is rough.

[@ryanrotolo1102]

I think religious meth head rangling is section 3 of the Walmart employee handbook

[@Alu_kardd]

I’m pretty sure the Walmart lady is a witch.

[@barioth6969]

After you work retail for some time you just get used to that sort of thing trust me

[@stephenking1375]

Not just customer service, customer service at a Wal-Mart in methland.

[@liahmmessinger3753]

If you remember that random people have little effect on how you do as a person and little effect on your life its somewhat easy to get chill and sometimes void of emotions in your speech

[@Thebes]

Her: *Uses meth in the walmart bathroom.* “I’ll be fine.” 5 minutes later. “IT’S MUTHAFUCKAING CRUSADING TIME!”

[@Thebes]

marmalade snatch Thank you, it’s fixed.

[@brightdrake_9992]

FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY

[@CalmBreez]

5:58 Her brain on meth: *Let Rita from Power Rangers consume you* Rangers gets a call from Zordan. “ *ITS MOTHAFUCKIN MORPHIN TIME* “

[@DManGaming18]

"Cough cough uses meth in MEIJER bathroom cough cough" this isnt Walmart people just dont know what Meijer is cuz it's in like 6 states. Lmfao. This was in New Have Michigan less then an hour from me. I also work for Meijer too so I know exactly what store this is. Hahaha. I find it funny everyone thinks its Walmart that doesn't have Meijer in there state 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷‍♂️

[@legitwizard1704]

1000th like

[@KongMemes_]

As a Canadian I can approve and ensure you Canadian do swear like this.😂👍

[@anarky3585]

Satan: Is she one of yours? Jesus: I don't want to talk about it...

[@blueimpulse7318]

Yes but also no

[@Dmandyl]

Satan: Look, we all make mistakes. Jesus, it's okay. I'll give you one of mine for one of yours.

[@FuckFistingAss7osuFF7osu]

Satan and Jesus being fake as fuck: were gay

[@yuktithegreat5390]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Angelshark116]

666th like

[@WireLoops]

I was half expecting her to pull out some palpatine force lightning

[@nathanhyman2889]

she is the Senate

[@Shawnmiller1903]

@@nathanhyman2889 She will make it legal

[@damoscthulian5675]

Now... You... Shall... REPENT!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

[@fishy7150]

Iggy

[@ssjcj4081]

😂😂

[@Pucius_]

She's the GTA V npc trying to shoot at you while you're in cover

[@bongothaplant4730]

Holy fuck lmao

[@Complain43]

What

[@GabbaaGhoul]

the accuracy 😭

[@chineemafia]

HyperLettuce hilarious

[@therealmarcopolo6028]

as a walmart employee, this is just another thursday evening😊

[@theycallmeken]

“IM PISSED BECAUSE HE WONT REPENT!!!!!” 😂😂😂😂 gets me everytime

[@tahjaedavis9342]

I love how calmly she said it

[@grapesauceyt1316]

I believe the term is rePANT

[@Tragicx77]

Im pretty sure there's a line somewhere about that. Something about turning the other cheek, forgiving... But ofc thats assuming this isnt an episode of jerry springer.

[@AnimalSlices]

“And the loser’s gonna be she shopping at Walmart in the shadow realm” is one of the most slept on Charlie quotes lol

[@juanpablorobayo3437]

Jesus: “don’t like, preach on a soapbox, don’t make yourself some hero, pray in private and be humble.” Creep: “MOTHEFUCKA ACCUSA”

[@MyRickyjoe]

REPENT, SINNER!

[@andyroobrick-a-brack9355]

To be fair, he did want people to preach, but it's one thing to be polite and respectful, and it's another to be a hypocrite about it.

[@juanpablorobayo3437]

Andyroo Brick-a-Brack yeah absolutely. That’s what the soapbox is, a place to humble brag

[@DoctorTokyoSexWhale]

Jesus: "The most important commandment is to love everyone like I do." Many Christians: "Love is sooo haaarrrdd, I'll be hateful instead because I'm holier than everyone else."

[@NekoHazrd]

Ahkewsr

[@Kourzit]

I've met people like her.... it's a true nightmare being around someone like that

[@ggj3421]

A wild Karen appeared -level 69 -attack lvl 80 -preach lvl 50 -meth lvl 1000

[@pop9369]

-Intelligence lvl 0

[@user-dq7xo4yr8o]

ヘルナンデストリセアン 0 is too much. It has to be negative

[@pop9369]

@@user-dq7xo4yr8o Yeah your right.

[@Trenzalore-gn6xq]

Strength: 100 Dexterity: 4 Constitution: 100 Intelligence: 0 Wisdom: 2 Charisma: -100

[@Ana-je8qw]

Hahah 69

[@gmoney9469]

This lady has been the talk of the meijer I work at. Apparently she has been doing this all over the place, including multiple meijers, Walmart’s and a Taco Bell and a McDonald’s.

[@Jessica-mp3uw]

G Money are there any other videos of her

[@brandonparsons7568]

Yeah she has and also freaked out on a garbage truck driver. Happened in Michigan my home state lol.

[@OFNDKing]

Proof?

[@yahstino]

@@OFNDKing It's a believable enough comment to not require proof. This is clearly not her first rodeo.

[@helllance]

You’re going to give me nightmares, you’re telling me these creatures can leave Walmart? I’ve got goosebumps.

[@Fruitcupper]

"...On the seventh day god took a rest and hit his crack pipe. Then stayed up another seven days until he finished the universe, but it was not his best work."

[@rumikazbar8228]

Lmfao

[@connorb614]

LOL

[@cecilyerker]

This isn’t even a joke this is how it happened

[@doiu92]

😳

[@stdshurt7972]

Preach

[@Nervous101]

This is honestly hilarious! I love how shes swearing down the place while still trying to come across respectable and kind to everyone, this is comedy.

[@theprogrammer32]

Her, in the bathroom after doing that meth: "I'm worried they'll be able to tell I'm high" Her, to herself: "Just act like a christian, that'll fool em"

[@DocBree13]

Block0fWood 😂

[@guardianblackdog7115]

Me, scratching my balls in confusion: Why is it that everybody has to write shit out in this format these days?

[@roreken9641]

@@guardianblackdog7115 yeah its pretty annoying

[@obsidyan0283]

@Spit Dragon ha.

[@owend0818]

E

[@NocheTenebri]

"You could lock me up in a prison, life without parole, and I'd be better off than any one of you" is such a good quote and I can't believe it came out of the mouth of a drugged-up woman in a Walmart.

[@quincycraw2065]

This is like she watched a Mafia movie and just took a line, no way that isn't a screenwriter quote.

[@soappacket2342]

got to add the "motherfuckas" at the end

[@boing1oings]

Im stealing it

[@butterduck6398]

Can't forget the 'Motherfuckers.'

[@stacyaaa9471]

Yes,i may or may not steal this line to use in my manga when i do make one in future...

[@jdj5959]

I love this slightly distorted ratio, everybody is wide and it makes the whole thing a lot funnier.

[@aty4282]

THICC

[@Endless2224]

Jd J that’s just how Walmart-goers look :P

[@Djuntas]

Critikal always uploads phone clips like this...its hilarious and bad at the same time.

[@Ecliptor.]

nah, it's just filmed in america

[@Vell-aah]

@@Ecliptor. haha original funni fat Americans joke.

[@michaelwardle7633]

I can’t even be upset because she’s wildly funny.

[@fakecore9811]

That ending caught me off guard because I don't think I've ever seen "and then everybody clapped" actually happen in real life

[@DeltaWave_]

fake core she genuinely sounds like Gamzee when she swears

[@fakecore9811]

@@DeltaWave_ this comment nearly gave me whiplash then i remembered i had a caliborn pfp

[@Nokomomo22]

@@fakecore9811 Homestuck? It's been 86 years...

[@NeoNickz]

@@Nokomomo22 HOMESTUCK MOMENT

[@maxwilldie]

@@DeltaWave_ this comment caught me so off guard and gave me flashbacks

[@iamhades5394]

Shes like a gta npc when you almost run them over...

[@iHomelessMonkey]

More like a red dead NPC where the code is fully written for them to go on 5 minute long tyrades

[@iamhades5394]

iHomelessMonkey you’re right

[@raymolegacyhunting9954]

She is one of the few npcs that get arrested lol

[@TechSupportDave]

Or a regular real-life person when you almost run them over.

[@abyfiero5767]

"I'm pissed 'cause he won't repent." - random crackhead lady in walmart

[@unknownproject7010]

And that's how you do a senior quote

[@topaz_talon]

This comment better stay at 420 likes

[@memphisdickey7140]

Are you her kid

[@ItzYeBoii7079]

she unironically has such a powerful voice and couldve been a good voice actor

[@iKnowaNoah]

She sounds like she just learned what cursing was and was excited to go use it that day for something she was way too passionate about

[@p4p-ez]

Nani stole top comment?

[@iKnowaNoah]

@@p4p-ez I DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT LMAO

[@p4p-ez]

@@iKnowaNoah then that's crazy (⊙_◎)

[@GENERICNICK-kj4lm]

Thus reminds me if the scene in Beverly hills ninja when a guy passes him in a car and calls him "asshole" so he proceed to a hotel and says "thanks asshole" to the baggage handler

[@nevermindgaming6848]

Wow oringal

[@flowerfrost447]

She’s sounds like a kid who started an argument and has no where to go with it so she just continues to argue with no punchline lmao

[@sup7367]

-Flower Frost- that’s woman for ya🤷‍♂️ lol

[@n1k0la1]

Cool ! sexism funny lol

[@sup7367]

Golde 😂 I cant tell if your being sarcastic or not lol. And not all woman act like that but you’ll definitely run into way more woman that act like this then men.

[@sup7367]

sadcat if you have to question if more man or women act like this then your delusional.😂 most woman I’ve known become over hysterical way to fast lol and I don’t see men in this video. So yea you can believe whatever helps you sleep at night😂

[@sup7367]

sadcat Just look up what a Karen is lmao

[@bleepsy]

4:03 I love the staff member's response of "Yeah, totally understand." Retail workers are so dead inside they've long since accepted Hell because it can only be so much worse than working at Walmart.

[@SuperJTX1056]

Walmart Employees: "You dare threaten me with a good time?"

[@ethanwood5700]

Listen, I can confirm at a point. You consider suicide as a good Sunday night aside from dealing with customers

[@grantpeterson2524]

Don’t forget about your brethren in the fast food industry

[@Pluto_nine]

Walmart is a horrible place to work in general, your best isn't good enough at this company let alone all the brain dead managers who don't do a damn thing complain why nothing gets done. Always wondered how they get to that position to begin with because from I've seen every Walmart is the same no matter what state you go to.

[@Leo0718]

@@Pluto_nine Monopoly. They don't have to be decent because there's no one that would challenge them when they aren't.

[@braidenschroeder5855]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long, long time.

[@LILTJ008]

When she said MotherFucker I lost it 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@drthehunterman]

Funny enough, this happened at a Meijer, not a walmart. It happened in my state, a Meijer is basically the same as walmart its just a midwestern superstore of sorts

[@professormilkdickphd376]

Don't think I've ever heard of Meijer and I've lived in the Midwest my entire life.

[@saintvalentine4040]

drthehunterman aren’t they going out of business? They are in Ohio for the most part anyway

[@foofoo1331]

Greennn no one lives in Ohio

[@professormilkdickphd376]

@@foofoo1331 just a few opioid addicts really

[@drthehunterman]

@@saintvalentine4040 Little bit yeah, they're doing fine in Michigan, but in some states they aren't doing as well

[@zackzempel4859]

Hits meth pipe “Time to go have a tantrum about Jesus with everyone at my local grocery store”

[@marks4355]

This is basically what jesus did

[@marks4355]

But he was sober and people believed him

[@johnb3937]

@@marks4355 I died.

[@117F56]

@@marks4355 you're cringey

[@arthoe8252]

mark s I mean he turned water into wine so we can’t assume he was sober

[@UCanCallMeJesus1]

2:59 😆 "I'm pissed 'cause he won't repent" That "Okay." The cashier gives her. Shes not being paid enough to deal with this insanity.

[@TheCommanderTaco]

Gotta appreciate the cashier apologizing to the guy even when she had nothing to do with what started the incident. Wish I knew how the conversation stated as he was just trying to check out his groceries lol.

[@manofthevinyl6294]

Yea trust me people who work at Walmart are not paid enough for this kinda nonsense

[@GlAsseshalf]

4:00 yeah I totally understand lol

[@beymeester5593]

Heaven is filled with people like this fine woman

[@beerbag9353]

Boy she has a way of commanding the stage. What a voice.

[@eeriekekashi419]

I wish they would highlight this comment

[@chadistan4790]

@@eeriekekashi419 what?

[@coachcosta69]

She would have been great on stage

[@Anton-qc1fk]

God: *Hannibal Burress voice* “I don’t like being associated with this.”

[@MrSlanderer]

Cat Egorical Not at all. Not. At. All.

[@cybrprk6014]

@Cat Egorical *pizzle

[@Gunpla_shrimp]

I expected another Karen complaining about masks or some shit, but this is just the funniest shit I've seen this month

[@tinymothwithastick8050]

The comedian of Karen’s

[@callummcneill6266]

True

[@Kaz-sg1ih]

The way she insults is legendary

[@xristianberry243]

This woman is why most dads don’t come back with their milk.

[@ElNiNjA246]

most men shouldnt have left their milk inside her lol

[@randomcrusader5632]

She keeps yelling motherfucker at them at the store forever?

[@comit8077]

@@randomcrusader5632 yup

[@SlotterYT]

No this is why some men don’t marry in the first place

[@nessness9599]

@@randomcrusader5632 legend says you can hear her voice 3 blocks away

[@blvdes]

she’s like “I forced an AI to watch 50 hours of public freakouts"

[@Starfuzzii]

The “Kids” sign in the background just makes this all the worse.

[@legitknight30]

oh...

[@nqrtzy8765]

Cuz she is a kid

[@WickedMan999]

Shes a big kid now 😉

[@mochigojo9753]

No...

[@milojadez]

I never laughed so hard in my life 😂😂

[@race-ist7647]

This woman is clearly in the right

[@race-ist7647]

Keyzor you’re welcome.

[@race-ist7647]

William Pitcher absolutely not

[@Zombeedog]

Thank you pope but im athiests

[@race-ist7647]

Gross

[@toastfilms347]

Forgive me father for I have sinned.

[@krishcoolie3064]

The brethren will not be happy about his accusations

[@quepasta8547]

Underrated

[@blueskylark9965]

I’m like 98% sure that’s my aunt, and I’m terrified.

[@cm-md3rs]

oh well

[@marlboroprime657]

is she???

[@bry756]

Time to prune that family tree

[@toblerorormneron981]

Oh my-

[@drcks]

F

[@Jeff_Zajac]

5:51 was delivered like a wrestling promo lmfao

[@joememe2395]

She’s literally the perfect villain for outlast.

[@DrDolan2000]

I think she is. Isn't she Mother Gooseberry from the Outlast Trials?

[@cromaline.r]

LOLL TRUE

[@drowsyvt]

Its more like a Far Cry 5 villain tbh.

[@mickey_fapper]

​@@drowsyvtspot on

[@davidwalker3642]

The lip smacking and face movements at the beginning is actually tardive dyskinesia, which is usually caused by taking antipsychotics. Makes sense.

[@tristanwahlin8571]

David Walker anyone else think tourettes?

[@shadykiwi13]

@@tristanwahlin8571 nah tourettes makes you say things or twitch but it doesnt make you insane haha

[@music0cool]

But wait 🤔 if she’s taking her antipsychotics...why is she acting psychotic

[@frits191]

@@music0cool she prob isn't but td is a permanent side effect of antipsychotics, so it only implies she took them at one point or the other

[@Zanew2000]

Anonymous Annie you think a pill can turn a serial killers motives around? I think she’s probably having a bad day.

[@anthonypolk18]

This lady is secretly just Samuel L Jackson's adopted sister

[@ecoRfan]

Karen Jackson

[@KatKitty_]

Nice profile pic, samanella gang

[@msfnxy8930]

Fuckin accuser of the brothern

[@OkthenBi]

@@KatKitty_ Y E S

[@thebananarepublic7255]

Welcome to Audible Inc. "Go the *fuck* to sleep" Narrated my Samuel L. Jackson

[@rocky-in6ew]

such a kind soul. love to see it ❤☺️