The Big Lie Lives On For House GOP, Arizona Republicans And Some Retired Military

[@Opus313]

I did Nahtzee that joke coming... As always, great writing LSSC!

[@laurendoe168]

DUH!! Perpetrators ALWAYS oppose an investigation into their activities.

[@alanheyes694]

What’s their argument? “It’s biased, it’s partisan!” Meanwhile you are sat here like “I never knew evidence was partisan.”

[@Marijuanifornia]

What is there to investigate? This country is dumber than shit. Trump sent out an invitation over social media to any and all Republicans to come to Washington DC on January 6, Trump and his co-conspirators gave publicly televised speeches inciting the mob to violence and instructed them to march on the Capitol building, then the mob attacked police, vandalized Congress, tried to kill the Vice President, overthrow the government and abolish the Constitution. There's no mystery to it.

[@laurendoe168]

@@Marijuanifornia I think it's more of an evidence gathering "investigation" than a "let's find out if anything criminal was done" investigation.

[@Marijuanifornia]

@@laurendoe168 But the evidence was broadcast on global television and live-streamed from hundreds of different angles online. A better explanation is that the weak-willed Democrats are dragging their feet until the People get distracted by something else and forget that the entire Republican party is a treasonous terrorist group that tried to kill elected officials including Republican politicians, overthrow the US Federal government and abolish the US Constitution.

[@stevebarnes4805]

Which explains the situation in Maricopa county AZ and other places where they have been fighting like hell to prevent the forensic audits.

[@angelsindolly]

I rewatched the "Nahtzee" part back like 5 times😂😂😂 I love this show!

[@lama6911]

This whole segment is gold

[@amberdiane]

Nahtzee, that is comedic gold.

[@deedoyle4069]

Absolutely! I'm a freelance gag writer. This IS 'gold'! Hooray!

[@waggishsagacity7947]

Stephen Colbert & his writers were in top form tonight. Poignant & funny. Thanks.

[@copernicofelinis]

I'm starting to think that maybe it might not be a good idea to let the alleged perpetrators investigate their crime.

[@vforwombat9915]

that's so crazy it just might work!

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

My thoughts exactly when l heard the Catholic Church investigating sexual abuse. And California police investigating police violence.

[@culibarri2709]

There is a name for when that happens, isn't there? Oh right, conflict of interest. Just a little problem. /s

[@kickemindafacestyleson6986]

the GOP is afraid that the cookie jar is about to be fingerprinted......................

[@Surge1077]

We let the politicians draw the district lines, so it wouldn't really surprise me if we let alleged perpetrators investigate a crime. When will we learn?

[@DatGuyYonder]

The entire Jack Meehoff bit was pure gold! XD

[@Zaluskowsky]

i hope it is a prnk for real

[@swapshots4427]

Entirely

[@WarrenGarabrandt]

Had me in tears. 🤣🤣🤣

[@drewski1535]

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@markmac2206]

i bet it was that well known prankster Willie Focker.

[@ojisankusai]

That Jeack Meeof segment contained more double entendres in less time than it took Jack Meeof to erect that flag at Strokeanawa EDIT: We also shouldn't forget that Sgt. Major Feel Dees needs to really reach down deep and grab what is necessary to sign off on this letter.

[@1harothread]

Evie laughing in the background at her husband's horrible puns is greater than any live studio audience 😂😂

[@maychap]

It's Chris and Mark, but still! Grown up men, laughing so hard at masturbation puns are even funnier!!!

[@smiller2044]

Cam Reynolds man, Evie's laugh deepened over quarantine! 🤣

[@michaelschweigart3517]

I don't think Eva was even there

[@Kjt9653]

Seeing him flirting with his wife is my favorite part of the covid era shows 💖

[@FreddieHg37]

She's got such a lovely manly laughter!

[@sdc363]

Okay, this was the best monologue ever.

[@StewChicken42]

Awwwwwwww, that "Ave Maria" riff was great. Stunning song in original form.

[@muddshuvel2714]

How could he forget about major Dixie Normous

[@matthewmangum6320]

In the USAF, BMT, I actually knew a guy named Airman Dick. True story, our TI laughed every time he yelled out his name.

[@lanapowell]

Don't forget Staff Sergeant Mike Hawk.

[@rysun8709]

I like that as a porn name

[@humbleevidenceaccepter7712]

Or Pvt Hugh G. Rection

[@robertaclark6079]

Not military, but I had a dentist named Tom Dick. When my late husband had an appointment with him, it was Tom Dick, & Harry. For real! 😂🥰

[@AZMerf]

How did Stephen not laugh during the Jack Meoff bit. He’s such a professional!

[@inquisitordave2751]

Re-dos

[@Jesse-bb4qj]

Because Stephen is a WHITE SUPREMACIST

[@inquisitordave2751]

@@Jesse-bb4qj What twisted train of logic did you use?

[@Jesse-bb4qj]

@@inquisitordave2751 during trumps presidency Stephen drew a Swastika on his chalkboard.....

[@kenek629]

@@Jesse-bb4qj yeah miss me with that bs

[@Coloradiohead]

That whole Jack Mehoff bit was frickin hilarious lol

[@djeio]

dying

[@multiworldleader]

Crying, thinking of Suq Madiq, Liqa Madiq, and Munchma Quchi

[@pauline_2373]

Rear Admiral Jack Meehoff ! Killed me 🤣🤣🤣

[@MarcKloos]

And his sea-men.

[@SpaceForceCommander]

Nahtzee: “NO DICE FOR YOU!” Rear Admiral Jack Meehoff deserves a standing ovation for pitching a tent.

[@patrickmcpherson97]

I wonder if he's friends with Major Wood?😆

[@markmac2206]

wonder if he knows 5 finger General Jack Handey?

[@AgentJayZ]

@@patrickmcpherson97 General Herschel Jerkoffigan ?

[@FirstLast-bi8xi]

Remember to use upside down ovation for best pregnancy results.

[@sirmoonslosthismind]

it might lead one to question whether _any_ of the purported veterans are actually veterans?

[@shaheenkcomedy]

This monologue deserves an Emmy holy shit 😂

[@maddii34u]

MY DONE 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sshza2143]

colbert gangsta 🤪✌😎

[@ericjohnson6665]

There's a line from an old Bela Lugosi film that aptly sums up the Big Lie crowd, where the butler says to the maid, "They're crazy, they're all crazy, all crazy except me and you, and sometimes I have me doubts about you."

[@jb888888888]

Just FYI it wasn't the butler, it was an asylum attendant. kzbin.info/www/bejne/bGeYqIStjdCkbK8

[@Bill_Garthright]

@@jb888888888 Heh, heh. I just love the internet! Where else could we find fact-checkers for important stuff like this? Thank you. (Seriously.)

[@dracoargentum9783]

@@Bill_Garthright "There's always time for accuracy" - Donatello [TMNT VS Batman]

[@smokyquartz5817]

I'm gonna miss his wife laughing off screen so much, it's better this way.

[@paulbrinkman5631]

That's kind of a great idea.

[@unclescipio3136]

His wife makes it so much better. We need to put her on a couch onstage.

[@NewMessage]

I've replayed the Jack Mehoff bit about 7 times now.. I am spent.

[@Lacota1375]

that whole bit damn near killed me I was laughing so hard

[@philiphockenbury6563]

Remember if you’re laughing for four hours or longer, consult a doctor.

[@ElizabethReninger]

I was crying

[@Zaluskowsky]

on my 2nd run, it s gold even for an extern. (greetz from germany)

[@markmac2206]

careful, if you do it too much you'll go blind.

[@leenacw6844]

The one guy always laughing in the back ground.... man I’m gonna miss that.

[@lesleyedgley8371]

Pretty sure it's Wally!

[@trnharris]

He's still there, has been there

[@commonsense571]

Yes!! CSI.. will ALWAYS love that!

[@TriffanyHammond]

I don't know whose laugh we hear in the background but I love it...every single time.

[@lesleyedgley8371]

Pretty sure it's Wally!

[@kimberlyowens4558]

SERIOUSLY YOU NEED TO KEEP TAKING WHAT EVER YOU TUCK TONIGHT, PURE GENIUS 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

[@thragg00]

The Jack Meehoff part had me rolling😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Carewolf]

Looking forward to the corrections, when it turns out Read Admiral Jack Meehoff, was actually a real person and the highest ranking asian american in the Vietnam war :P

[@kingming869]

I am DYING, as soon as he said that.

[@knightmarecityk]

The Maricopa board press conference from yesterday was brilliant. The "whatever the hell that was" meeting about the audit has to be seen to be believed. "They didn't want to give us the routers and we don't understand why. Routers don't store information, they're just basically a mailman!" You could not make this sht up.

[@citythink]

I for one hope Stephen never ends the CSI Miami reference. It’s a classic.

[@robi6317]

possibly the biggest return on a punchline for a lot of people, its widely used and never gets old

[@digabledoug]

"Gets plenty humid around my FLAGSTAFF!" That one's a coffee spewer. Give that writer an Emmy.

[@johnniearchbell2]

and a raise

[@localm4323]

The pic of Donald "making vroom vroom noises" at the wheel of big rig is priceless.

[@rowanlees9779]

Man, Colbert is in top form tonight😄😅😂🤣🤣🤣

[@angeliquestarsmommy]

I must remind myself not to eat or drink before watching Stephen Colbert!!! Because I’ll spit it all out laughing 😂

[@willowmoon5063]

Lol! Every time.

[@johnlennon335]

Jack Mehoff That was GREAT!

[@TheAireaidLord]

I was hysterical during this entire segment 😂🤣

[@cjradenbaugh]

“Field Marshal Buttstuff” that nearly killed me. 😂😂😂 Today’s Vax Scene intro was lovely. I felt so fancy for 30 seconds and then went back to eating toast and noticing that there are a lot of crumbs on my shirt that I’ve been wearing for more than one day.

[@sassysarina9718]

That is SO REAL. I feel that 🤣🤣🤣❤👍

[@jasondrobick2363]

Real funny dumb truck.

[@porfiriato84]

I live in Arizona. Hearing about cyber ninjas on the local news is so damn cringe worthy.

[@titomlm]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hGSYeqidd757ZpY

[@jenmoon11]

My sympathies

[@daniel_wilkinson]

It still blows my mind that nobody is talking about how the US has been buying most of its paper from China for the last three decades.

[@veevien88]

Right?! Every time this gets raised, I’m like - isn’t it more than likely whatever paper was being used for the ballots was made outside of the USA anyway?

[@jethrotull7662]

From trees we grew

[@krejados1]

Or, indeed, that the Chinese invented the paper-making process, making all paper Chinese in a roundabout way.

[@Marijuanifornia]

The USDA reported in Bulletin 404 in 1916 that one acre of industrial hemp can make as much paper as four acres of trees.

[@dracoargentum9783]

@@Marijuanifornia Hemp: the wonder material.

[@NewMessage]

Maybe Clyde was thinking of the day before... When Boebert gave a lovely tour to insurrectionists.

[@boughtbot2639]

😂😂👍🏽

[@kellyfehr3719]

What does it say about American Tourists that shit in the halls is "normal".

[@cconstantinou]

LOL got the days mixed up, poor guy.

[@gabegabber2996]

If not, does that also mean he thinks parading a confederate flag in the capital is perfectly okay as long as it's on an "energetic" tour? Actually, I feel like many already know his answer.

[@kickemindafacestyleson6986]

@@gabegabber2996 sure it does, if it's the crowd from that episode of The Dukes of Hazzard, shucks son, e'rbody knows dat...you outta date, boy

[@sandraleehurst873]

Important work, Stephen. Be proud, my brother. Thank you for keeping me alive throughout the dumbf years and the pandemic. Your voice is as crucial and powerful as the words of any of our leaders. And I love your beautiful family. 🥀🥀🥀

[@MarioDLuna]

Oh Stephen...Jack Meehoff...I'm dying. Crying, and dying...that is all🤣😂😅

[@karenwillough180]

“You can’t just burn paper! You need an accelerant...like chicken.” 😂😂😂😂

[@capngloval]

Strangely a chicken fat grease fire with all that extra protein would probably make a decent "mild accelerant". :D

[@kyandaniels9475]

It DOES explain the chicken shortage!!!! 🤪

[@MZTHICK76]

Jack Meehoff had me crying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅

[@granville7]

two lines down was a Rear Admiral *Merlin* . how likely is that?

[@de6212]

Clyde's terrified face needs to be on a billboard in his district.

[@rexm9654]

Clyde acted like a scared little boy or girl on January 6, 2021 !!! Now he says the Murderous Domestic Terrorists were merely tourists that visited the Capitol like any other day ! Goes to show you that the RINOs in the Republican Congress don't care about the GOP but only cares for their worship of the man who thinks himself god

[@bimonsolivar8898]

I would contribute $5 to see that and I'm not even American...

[@marvinmartion1178]

I'll donate to that!

[@JamesAllmond]

oh, it will be...Ms Abrams will see to that...

[@onnietalone3181]

I am in start the fund, buy the time, think like Trump! oh no wait, ah to hell with it ya, go for it, the stakes are not cheap they are high

[@rachaelbao]

Watching Stephen make Evie and the crew laugh makes everything a little more bearable.

[@herbieklein2271]

These vax-scene clips are at a different level of awesome 🤯👍

[@ASethdevotedjackal]

I love the CSI Miami sunglasses gag every time! Keep it up 👍🏼

[@twitchgiggles]

can i just give a shoutout to the opera singer during the vaccine bit. what a voice!!!!

[@simond.455]

That was one of the most hilarious monologues I've ever seen! 🤣🤣🤣

[@mpinchi3433]

lmao the CSI Miami bit is freakin hilarious

[@davidhornbeck1470]

OMFG, the Jack Meoff bit was friggin hilarious

[@ItsIntelligentDesign]

I can’t wait til Stephen gets a full audience again, but I’ve gotta be honest: that crew member’s laugh gives me life

[@citythink]

Evie (?) Colbert’s laugh also makes me smile.

[@billmurray7473]

If Stephen gets a full audience, I'll say goodbye.

[@sophiophile]

@@billmurray7473 Gbye!!

[@corvinyt]

That guy laughing got old for me, just like the laughtracks.

[@ufind6048]

I've always assumed that guy laughing is his father-in-law for some reason.

[@ChrisLeiter]

6:20 entire segment is gold.

[@versatilians]

I can not believe that they allowed that "Jack Mehoff" joke to go on as long as it did!! Lmao 😂 That shit had me rolling!! 😁 Kudos to the good people at CBS for allowing us to have as much fun as possible, simply based on a joke that was obviously and specifically designed for middle-schoolers! 😊

[@Kjt9653]

Can you imagine the opera singer looking at the lyrics/sheet music for the first time?

[@richterkennedy2101]

Yeah, I cracked up quite a few times during this one. We lost a lot of seamen that day😂

[@granadosvm]

The whole bit about the prank name got me laughing from start to end. 😂😂😂 Not to mention that it shows the level of scrutiny and verification of the signatures.

[@jujumama]

I'm sick of people saying they were the Lincoln party and how it's a shame... As if they were anything close how Lincoln was.. in your dreams gop

[@jaquanpowell4605]

Solo service. I can’t breath 😂😂😂😂.

[@jackietheriot7618]

Tears and stomach ache from laughing at this monologue! Can always rely on Mr. Colbert to brighten my day!

[@gregoryestrada3297]

You outdid yourself on this one. Laughed so hard I cried.

[@natewap308]

LMAO! Biggest lie to come out of Arizona since "it's a dry heat" & Joe Arpaio really deserved to be pardoned! WTH is going on !?

[@cc1k435]

To be fair, the AZ GOP almost never gets to have so much fun as in the last year. They got to buy more guns in honor of the start of the pandemic, they get to "own the libs" by not wearing masks or getting vaccinated, thus keeping the fun going, and they are on, what, their third recount to please dear leader? They went to tour (*ahem) the nation's Capitol buildings, they went to a BUNCH of still-unpaid-for rallies for the former POTUS all over the state and helped spike a "fake news" pandemic. They got to censure their own GOP governor and even non-candidate citizen Cindy McCain. They get tons of attention, and they've never had such a good time, even without winning anything at all. 🙄

[@pisces031372aj]

This was the funniest one I've seen in a long time. Loved it! He was on a roll.

[@BoyAditya]

8:28 "thank you for your self service"😂😂😂

[@DankBurrito420]

Can we get a compilation of all the Vax-Scenes please?!

[@hardybeverly]

I’m laughing so hard I’m choking! The admiral tale is brilliant Stephen. I love hearing your wife chuckling also.

[@peaaanuuutz]

"John Hancock" I gotta say that caught me off guard LOL

[@alexthemole2987]

Not me, John Alcala. I'd long wondered at the audacity of that yuge signature.

[@mrpearson1230]

Right behind Johnny Carson is Stephen Colbert! GOAT late night show hosts!

[@gerryjr6490]

You got that right

[@grmpEqweer]

The Cyber Ninjas are looking for bamboo in the ballot paper. I guess nobody bothered to tell them US papermakers use bamboo too.

[@Zett76]

That‘s not a problem for them - they won't tell their "patriotic" followers that that's a fact...

[@barbaralindhjem2488]

So do Australian supermarkets......I buy bamboo.loo paper

[@asatowne5234]

Know what's a fun (insane) mental exercise? Try to write down everything that would have to happen for the election to have been stolen the way Republicans falsely believe it happened... then compare that to "Trump got in because of an outdated voting system, was a terrible president, people mobilized to kick him out, it was still too close for comfort." I wish I had the strength to be as delusional as the Redhats are.

[@JimRFF]

@@asatowne5234 it really takes excess time in your day and calories in your diet to have the energy to do the mental gymnastics it takes to genuinely believe the election was stolen and Trump ought be the president... either that, or you just have to be gullible, lack much critical thinking ability, and watch a lot of Fox News with the sort of implicit faith of a toddler listening to their parents describe Santa Claus

[@HokieD1993]

Bi-partisan groups have all certified the results, Repub appointed judges rejected the claims and the intelligence community confirmed election was legit. The MAGAts choose to believe a known con-artist and his enablers who only want to retain power and disenfranchise voters who don't vote for them.

[@MrBlazer3585]

Ahhh man, that RADM Jack meehom bit deserves an award on its own! Had me in hysterics!

[@sheilalopez3983]

Blazer, they won't admit they lost the civil war how are we going to convince them they lost the election.

[@disastermanagement893]

“Thank you for standing tall.” When the people you are pranking inadvertently build up the prank to make it even funnier, that’s when you’ve hit the prankster jackpot.

[@yokaibyte2133]

Continuing to wear a mask wouldn’t be a bad idea. It helps prevent allergies, colds, etc.

[@mzgreenjeansapproves]

And on a completely shallow note I don't have put on a full face, I can just do my eyes and still look cute!

[@puellamservumaddominum6180]

Or protect people that have not been vaccinated yet. Which is over half of America

[@catc8927]

Good for asthmatics too. Breathing moist warm air helps prevent asthma attacks.

[@xmlthegreat]

It's just common sense in general. You'll see Korean and Japanese citizens be almost religious about mask wearing. That kind of public health consciousness helps prevent pandemics, and dulls their impact. It's something we should all do, really.

[@averywho6430]

Plus I don't want to see other people's faces

[@heyheytaytay]

But why? Because these are the SAME kinda people who are still pissed off their families lost in the civil war...

[@Inurendo88]

'I demand to be on the team that will investigate my crimes!' 'Ok' '... wait, hold up. That worked? Well, fuck. I didnt expect that. Well, in that case i demand that you stop investigating my crimes!'

[@hectic105]

Hit the nail on the head there. He never thought they’d cave to that demand because he knows that his party absolutely would not if the roles were reversed. They basically played a game of chicken and McCarthy blinked hard.

[@spir5102]

Chris Wallace, exactly! Do you know how to tell when Republicans are lying? That's right, when their lips are moving.

[@ikegreen3034]

This is madness!

[@marvinmartion1178]

The gop,the party of personal responsibility?? Party of law and order?? Yea sure and frenchfries are health food, and of course pigs do fly!

[@altrusianwolfdog2564]

@@spir5102 at least they aren't doing it while sticking their hands in your pockets like the Democrats....

[@dedik8edslaya175]

"I'm So Done!!!" (sound of door slam, car peeling off) 🤣🤣🤣

[@KBerry-ug5zx]

The Vax Scene has become my favorite recurring bit. 😂 Props to the musical staff.

[@semievilsquirrel]

The Jack Meehoff jokes had me crying. 🤣

[@Junkinsally]

Keeping with tonight’s theme, the previous guy had a bigger truck....but old Joe actually made it to the finish line! 😉

[@frappalina]

"Man whose smile is clinically depressed" that was a good one

[@annemettefrederiksen7751]

Well it is true,cause i certainly get very depressed whenever i see him smile 🙄😳

[@jduclos44]

dont get me wrong. Fuck andrew clyde. but bad shot at the clinically depressed... ive loved this show for years i just want to see our clinically depressed get helped, and in any way shape or form avoid scrutiny if possible. we give ourselves enough

[@lazywallstreetnews7234]

"I never thought I'd see the day where strip clubs would be depressing." 🤣🤣

[@pr1ncee1203]

I always get laughs from the geniuses at A Late Show, but I've set a new personal best for screaming laughter, thanks to this episode, especially the bit about "Rear" Adm Jack Meehoff. Many thanks & a full salute, me hardies!

[@MrPhotodoc]

Jack Meehoff got to where he is, er was, because he had his left hand free.

[@marloyorkrodriguez9975]

And right’s in grip

[@johnnyc4738]

"... and order another pizza." 🤣🤣🤣 Sometimes, the simple jokes are the funniest.

[@liampalmer8729]

Whilst I do enjoy stephen’s spot on humor ....I then realise I am laughing at the moral decay of our elected leaders ...

[@JusNoBS420]

You pretend to be American. But you made a mistake. Only in the UK do people say whilst. Nice try. Other than that I agree with the comment

[@catherinekenny3926]

@@JusNoBS420 you picked that whilst up quickly stay safe and sane from Scotland

[@Surge1077]

That implies they had morals to begin with.

[@sophierobinson2738]

Paul R Honey child, I was born and raised in good ol' Kentucky, lived in California for a while and now live in Alabama. I use 'whilst' frequently. You forget that the language spoken by early settlers still carries on.

[@ZaneofAustin]

@@sophierobinson2738 sweetie no one cares, now convince your neighbors that the election was not stolen, yes it is your job.

[@kennyroberts2703]

Jack Meehoff was the name used by Richard Pryor in the movie " Some Kind Of Hero".

[@frostyflames7864]

"Feeling a stranger's hand brush your butt then turning around to see that it was just Gov. Cuomo"

[@ThornWolf1]

Is anyone else absolutely exhausted by how long this thing has gone on? I thought the stress from Covid was hard enough to deal with. To watch these people cling to this delusion the former president and his cronies set up is almost more tiring than being scared of my family getting sick enough to die.

[@namehere5675]

Seriously! They gave Democrats crap for wanting things double checked, now they have absolutely no room to complain.

[@jessprice6468]

Funny. Democrats have their supporters delusional too. Imagine picking a side, believing everything they tell you and only say the opposing supporters are a "cult". So glad I never picked one dirty side over the equally dirty other.

[@waitwhatok4000]

Hmmmm? If I buy your car with Cash! And you sign the Title over to me! Then I get it Insured, Inspected and Registered all in my name! And you go to the bank with the money I gave you. And after CLOSE INSPECTION! It turns out it's Counterfeit money! AND IT'S A FRAUDULENT TRANSACTION! IT'S STILL MY CAR CORRECT? Cause don't forget! You signed the Title over to me! And I Insured, Inspected and Registered in My name!

[@heatherc2939]

I agree. Trump wrecked our credibility w the world, shat on our institutions, placed himself above the constitution, caused an insurrection, and now this endless screwery with his election loss. Oh NYC please arrest him soooon!!

[@waitwhatok4000]

@@jessprice6468 Exactly it's a joke!

[@alejandro4300]

Thank you, this show makes me happy and keeps my company and makes me feel less lonely in this moment, I regret I can't watch the entire show given that I'm not in the US

[@JonDials]

“Cyber Ninjas” sounds like the worst Disney sitcom ever

[@richsackett3423]

The first time I heard about them, I thought it was a joke. Turned out to right.

[@18Hongo]

"We are cyber ninjas and we're looking for bamboo. Take this seriously."

[@MrHaighahatta]

@@18Hongo I'm just waiting for them to solicit donations from the deluded to start over, looking for RICE paper!

[@18Hongo]

@@MrHaighahatta Isn't that what Schmuck al'orange did with his recount fundraisers? It might be what the cyber ninjas are already doing - the recount in Arizona is predicted to cost far more than the $150,000 the Republican-led state government allocated for it, and the company hasn't disclosed who is providing the rest of the funds. This is all in the name of government transparency.

[@AJ42K]

Don't Give Disney Ideas, Bro. IT'S A TRAP

[@jonroesler8155]

Also, "We ALWAYS barricade the doors to the House chamber when tourists are present in Statuary Hall."

[@Saskia1414]

Whoever does the The Vax Scene animation NEEDS a raise!

[@le2800]

Lol. Too cute!

[@nitraM321]

yes that was extraordinary, one of best moments of tv this year, or any year

[@jujumama]

"orderly fashion" ?! For what 5 minutes.. they were still confused at that point and debating if it was really going to happen

[@Withjoyfulsenescence]

These vaccine songs are in an entirely different level. Hats off to the composers and singers!

[@mystiqueivy]

i wonder if Laura sang that one hahaha

[@sailordaigurren8225]

@John Napier they take too long.

[@nitraM321]

either that was extraordinary, or i need to go to sleep :)

[@into_the_void]

Newspaper prosciutto sounds good ngl

[@le2800]

"That storage closet itself is inside a large area I like to call reality, a place our Republican brothers and sisters chose to no longer inhabit ".... is so on point which makes this statement that much more hilarious! 😁 Colbert came out of the gates swinging! Great monologue! 👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@PoeRacing]

Holy shit!! Uncle Joe doing 4 second 0-60 pulls in a camouflaged up electric F-150 made my day! Still waiting for him to do NASCAR style victory donuts on the South Lawn in his Corvette.

[@ibinshkamed1586]

or a monster truck renovation of what used to be the Rose Garden.

[@artbargra]

How did Stephen miss the opportunity for one of his Biden's impersonations with the aviator glasses, is beyond me.

[@mercuryangel9223]

'They shredded the ballots and fed it to the chickens, this is the case of fowl play". OMG, that line had coffee coming out of my nose!! Stephen knocked this segment out of the park! 'Who ate the last piece of pizza?' Loved it!

[@rascallyrabbit717]

I watched a chicken cross the road, it was poultry in motion Why did the chicken sit on the axe? to hatchet .. I'll just see myself out

[@MonkeyJedi99]

I can't believe that these two jokes are new to me! I have been around the wrong people all my life.

[@willcousin4549]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@annalieff-saxby568]

I look forward to the day when a chicken can cross a road without having its motives questioned ...

[@lisagulick4144]

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...Well, the road was the first to do her wrong, so it was actually a double-cross.

[@Pmlopez01]

It's not all of us from Arizona Stephen. We're not all crazy

[@jglh1839]

Yes, I do feel great sympathy for those of normal intelligence living in AZ.

[@logic7753]

Amen

[@dmercury292]

Why aren’t the smart ones bringing a class action lawsuit against the county?

[@janewilson2421]

Exactly! Time for anyone with brains to fight back against all this nonsense!!! Go after the money that's where the GOP live!! And we all know Americans love to sue! So go to it!!

[@sassysarina9718]

@@jglh1839 You should. Its exhausting 🙄🙄🙄

[@anthonyposer7440]

Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!! Thank you Stephen, you've helped me stay sane throughout this crazy time. This episode was wonderful. I love you. You're great.

[@cadyde19]

The fake military names bit was hilarious! 😂