biggest beta in mma youtube : bedtime mma , literally always sick (soy immune system) , gets lil bro’d by lucas tracy (hes 5’3) , is australian (not from the outback)
@ubcroel402211 ай бұрын
Lucas Tracy lil bro'd him? Biggest beta
@jse_illustrations10 ай бұрын
you forgot "called kevin lee alpha"
@robertomugabe1110 ай бұрын
Genderbender is the last dog fiddler
@one1nsanity11 ай бұрын
"Nothing wrong with being a virgin and a nerd" -Alexander Volkanovski, biggest alpha beta omega sigma male in the ufc
@hiruyabebaw714011 ай бұрын
The goat
@Milkra11 ай бұрын
The goat and double champion!!!
@Camgrinnallmusic0511 ай бұрын
Greetings nerds and virgins, America’s champ here
@zilla48em11 ай бұрын
@@Milkraiono bout Double Champ anymore man
@hiruyabebaw714011 ай бұрын
Mogged by islam sadly
@ian146811 ай бұрын
Anthony Smith isn’t a beta per say, he would’ve been a chad if he never lost a fight, went on a 20 fight win streak, defended the belt 15 times, and 10-7’ed Jon Jones.
@stacrafty11 ай бұрын
But Smith could have been champ had he played up Jones illegal knee... chooses not to. Alpha quality
@caesaramericanus176911 ай бұрын
On paper he did all of that though…
@calebgao693111 ай бұрын
@@stacraftydude refuses to shake Johnny walkers hand is a huge L, and it proves the point that he's delusional and acts like he's og
@bigsmall284211 ай бұрын
Anthony smith is the only 6’3 guy with little man syndrome.
@seaweather11 ай бұрын
Nah, I'd argue that Brian Ortega is the biggest beta in the featherweight: * Built like a bag of milk * Got teached how to block by Max mid fight and did nothing about it * Got mad at Volk coz Volk called him out on steroids use * Fumbled Tracy Cortez and acted like he didn't * Low testosterone (source: trust me bro)
@Matt-jc2ml11 ай бұрын
The fumbled tracy comment makes *you* the beta. There's plenty of women out there, no big deal if you part ways with one. Plus female fighters aren't attractive. I think there's some correlation between testosterone levels and ability to fight which ultimately makes them mannish amd ugly, or they don't get far
@erwinsmith319810 ай бұрын
Funny how there’s no comment about this dude being 100x times more beta than any of those fighters. UFC fans really have no ability to reflect on themselves. No wonder why you guys are so toxic. Because weak and scared.
@raisou97506 ай бұрын
I'd argue that Giga Chikadze is More Beta than Brian Ortega and Yair Combined. - Claimed Volkanovski was ducking him and got Fraud Checked by Calvin Kattar - Dissed Korean Zombie calling the fight an easy win for Volk, Prime TKZ would probably wipe the floor with him - Only two fights within 3 years. - Pulled out of the Josh Emmett Fight, the same guy Yair Rodriguez Choked, won't even reveal injury.
@ZanZlanz200428 күн бұрын
@@raisou9750giga also literally looks like the soyjack
@joshuaweeks534711 ай бұрын
"Bedtime is a scumbag man. Just wait man. Karma is a mirror man."-Poirier
@CarterMinton11 ай бұрын
Bedtime, I asked ChatGPT who would win in a fight between you and Lucas Tracey, here’s exactly what it said: “Although Bedtime and Lucas Tracey are very skilled in hand to hand combat; Lucas edges the battle out on top with his world class striking. But, Bedtime has some amazing Jui Jitsu which could out-power Lucas’ striking. The fight is very close, but due to several factors, Bedtime submits Lucas Tracey if they fight.”
@existencerohf11 ай бұрын
The real reason Lucas Tracy would win is that he would intentionally pick Bedtime. Curse doesn't miss.
@bobjimbobjim900611 ай бұрын
@@existencerohfexcept last weekend when he actually picked Islam by knockout. It failed us when we needed it most 😔
@existencerohf11 ай бұрын
@@bobjimbobjim9006 there was EA cover curse involved, so this is not surprising. The Lucas Tracy curse is strong, but he is 5'5 after all.
@Gematrinator10 ай бұрын
@@existencerohflucas tracey perms his hair so his boyfriend can use him as a mop
@Strype135 ай бұрын
That's contradictory as fuck. In its attempt to remain neutral, it concluded that they both won the fight. ChatGPT is wack.
@shotgunshelz798711 ай бұрын
I gotta put “Victimweight” into my vocab.
@jonjonescellmate495511 ай бұрын
The Dustin impression is killing me 😂😂😂
@faithalone508111 ай бұрын
SEAN O MALLEYS IS IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP HE ISNT EVEN RAISING HIS SON ITS HIS GIRLFRIENDS SON
@frrancososaa11 ай бұрын
you left out how ian garry’s wife’s ex is his nutritionist
@das0ul17711 ай бұрын
Feeding him vegan too 😂😂😂 mama tryna hack his career
@frrancososaa11 ай бұрын
@@das0ul177 forgot abt the vegan part 🤣
@bedtimemma11 ай бұрын
Chad strategy 😂😂
@Portlygolf11 ай бұрын
I steal your jokes and tell them to my mates and they laugh, thanks bedtime
@bedtimemma11 ай бұрын
You’re actually such a W bro
@Portlygolf11 ай бұрын
@@bedtimemma🫶
@Strype135 ай бұрын
Beta.
@Fightookaishii11 ай бұрын
The Adesanya impression KILLSS MEEE 😂😂😂
@xzavierr11 ай бұрын
TRUST 💀
@fiachracasey762511 ай бұрын
I love the powerpoints, feel like im back in school watching one of the lads waste the class time
@LTD939211 ай бұрын
Ian Garry - Gets dominated by Shavkat and Usman in the gym, probably likes it. You even added he might adopt their last names as well. 😂😂
@drakeslocum256411 ай бұрын
Yair slander will not be tolerated
@thebigplumppimp954911 ай бұрын
U should make a ufc victims tier list featuring Jon jones wife and Izzy’s dog
@Cam_urai11 ай бұрын
DP the type of guy to give Michael Chandler a post-fight motivational speech
@sah412811 ай бұрын
Hearing go away heat on an mma video wasn’t on my 2023 bingo card, but it’s way too accurate with Garry 😂
@jasuudjsbdbdhjs11 ай бұрын
anthony“you’re attacking my family” smith
@5four511 ай бұрын
(PowerPoint)
@bigmanbigman254411 ай бұрын
Do you have a big corey?
@5four511 ай бұрын
@@bigmanbigman2544 a big what🤴🏿🇨🇲
@kolish296711 ай бұрын
Dustin Porier might unironically be my favorite impression of yours
@JustinJohnson-vc1gr11 ай бұрын
We all know Bedtime fans are spared from being betas
@62ZAKA11 ай бұрын
Bro im telling you anthony smith is the biggest chad on paper
@aquatazer11 ай бұрын
Gane is simultaneously a chad and beta for me, he's so chad he just fights for interim and unified belts repeatedly whilst not trying and he outstrikes everyone in the division, but he can't wrestle and will not ever be good enough at it to beat guys who can. He unquestionably pieces up everyone at HW though, and I don't think he point fights personally. He TKO'd Tuivasa, Spivak, and Lewis, and landed well on Ngannou before he decided to use his superhuman strength to just lay on him. He's also one of the only guys I've seen get a heel hook submission at HW. If he literally just learned how to wrestle he would probably the be the greatest HW of all time. He's the Ben Simmons of MMA.
@laptv21443 ай бұрын
Sergei and Aspinall would both sleep him within 1 round
@rockchalk9665 ай бұрын
Walks around at victim weight 🤣☠️🤣🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣☠️
@mcdonalchee11 ай бұрын
I’m officially convinced bedtime hates every New Zealand fighter (except gigachad fan hooker cause who could hate him)
@bedtimemma11 ай бұрын
Hooker a chad fr
@saveyabreath68011 ай бұрын
Being a pro fighter is the most beta thing you can possibly do ofc
@valdu589911 ай бұрын
Aljo and poirier being on this list makes me cry
@valdu589911 ай бұрын
Also the coco diss 🤬🤬
@Black.Gold.24K11 ай бұрын
@@valdu5899 that was hilarious tho
@giga_chad910 ай бұрын
@@valdu5899belal “remember me” Muhammad 😂
@maciejkwasny809311 ай бұрын
Attacking Anthony Smiths family is a bold move, hes a bit of a chad tho that CTE is going hard
@JonathonGomez11 ай бұрын
take aljo off this list take poirier off this list
@tonytheboatferguson11 ай бұрын
and then put them back
@JonathonGomez11 ай бұрын
@@tonytheboatfergusonnuh uh
@stacrafty11 ай бұрын
Don't do kai like that man. He got ripped off in his last fight and barely made a fuss.
@eddD1411 ай бұрын
Paulo costa Couldn’t handle the pression and got drunk Couldn’t make weigh and still losing despite weight advantage Can not finish an old rock hold Refused to fight anyone including the number 2 at the time Marvin vetori is the real chad.
@bedtimemma11 ай бұрын
Yeah Vettori is an absolute chad I will agree on that
@LUKESLYTALKER11 ай бұрын
CTE = Can Take Everyone - SuperChad status.
@alchapo537210 ай бұрын
HW: Jailton Almedia LHW: no one stands out MW: Izzy!!! WW: Ian Garry LW: Conor FW: no one. Division of killers BW: Merab FLW: Cody Garbrandt
@sergioprvdo6711 ай бұрын
Ian garry s tier beta male
@out_of_orbit196811 ай бұрын
Dustin Reaction: "man this guy betime... he is a scumbag bro"
@drax521510 ай бұрын
being technical doesnt mean broing izzy is boring asf but ciryl gane is enjoyable while being technical
@MrBlackmore_11 ай бұрын
Bedtime when he learns that garry never got his wife’s last name, and actually adopted the last name of his wife’s ex husband lmao 💀
@alexsebastian715911 ай бұрын
Gane is such a chad his chadness scapes his body
@lucastfitness729911 ай бұрын
😂😂Aljo segment was hilarious
@monkiplatts922411 ай бұрын
Ian garry being vegan is more than enough to maake him the biggest beta
@Wukilluh__11 ай бұрын
Always hype when ya upload m8
@nihil392311 ай бұрын
Poor Dustin never safe from your slander
@Milkra11 ай бұрын
That Conor McGregor impression submitted me harder than Dustin Poirer against Charles Olivera
@ayoamusan327611 ай бұрын
izzy the definition of not standin on business
@Terytheboss9 ай бұрын
How he ko alex in the rematch
@ayoamusan32769 ай бұрын
@@Terytheboss with his back to cage shelling up
@emmanuelmakoba608511 ай бұрын
Dustin Poirier is your only L take when i watch your vids
@ovichggat5 ай бұрын
the funniest thing about izzy fans is I have seen several of them UNIRONICALLY defend him mocking a child. Saying the 6 year old needed to learn a lesson 😂 which is honestly kind of alpha thing to just straight up hate on a little kid with no shame
@Black.Gold.24K11 ай бұрын
What it do Bedtime can u make a UFC KZbinr tier list???
@liamwylie811 ай бұрын
What it do bedtime crew hey man listen❤
@idkmain____872111 ай бұрын
Umm actually Israel adysana is the most technical fighter in the ufc ☝️🤓
@Quesoe11 ай бұрын
Bro you just uploaded your PowerPoint homework or what 😂
@flameguy341611 ай бұрын
Most Chad fighters are obviously Belal Muhammad and Kevin Lee (and Keith Lee)
@Strype135 ай бұрын
"Professor Colby Covington?" Gtfoh. Covington is twice the beta of every fighter on this list. He just cosplays as a (super corny) alpha until someone slaps the shit outta him, then he runs and hides for a year or two until he's no longer relevant... might call a few cops, press a few charges, and file a couple lawsuits in the meantime... then just restarts the whole simp cycle.
@rubendelgado991811 ай бұрын
I legit thought u put in a clip of dustin talking, then checked my phone and realized it was an impression. Great job
@garrettpounds658211 ай бұрын
Soyboy Poirer and Ian Garry are top tier betas
@SimplyZanyar11 ай бұрын
Homie said coco 2 lmaooooo
@M67S_aljald10 ай бұрын
Gane is french which makes him more gay
@lostprophecy759311 ай бұрын
The Porier Impression lowkey funny
@samuraiphilosphic618711 ай бұрын
Bedtime mma has to be 16 years old.
@samfisher51511 ай бұрын
Bro spits facts
@KirbysFakePunt11 ай бұрын
All time poirier impression
@ma-saracen10 ай бұрын
Ian got knocked out cold in the gym
@nugzeez214611 ай бұрын
the dp impression is so fuckiing funny
@seanc799011 ай бұрын
bro that was the best dustin impression ive heard lmao
@selestial711 ай бұрын
Another GOATED Bedtime Powerpoint presentation.I die of laughter every time.
@arthos119411 ай бұрын
How do you pick ciryl when mo Usman exists 💀
@PeezyC10 ай бұрын
Victim weight 😂
@kingt029511 ай бұрын
Another bedtime classic power point
@kooluscong226011 ай бұрын
Bedtime are you excited for the return of the fortnite season one map
@marroo187411 ай бұрын
Top 1 mma youtuber
@jacksonhalbach746411 ай бұрын
Bro has an infinite sinus infection
@flock3011 ай бұрын
yes.
@xaviersanchez349811 ай бұрын
Ngl being sick is kinda soy
@Fightookaishii11 ай бұрын
Victim weight is hilarious bro 😂
@dan_druff247011 ай бұрын
ufc zest teir list
@Gematrinator10 ай бұрын
Lil fuckin’ pipsqueaks
@Rawdog.Johnson11 ай бұрын
Mma Joey is in the mma KZbin weight class
@maxstone695311 ай бұрын
Every one of these dudes would sleep you . Makes you the number one beta
@hayatiiiii11 ай бұрын
Nice video bubbah
@bedtimemma11 ай бұрын
Thanks bubba keep moving those feet
@davidlim4029 ай бұрын
Dude some guy named Leftlane MMa stole your content 😂
@Dembilaja11 ай бұрын
Ian Garry is P4P Soy Champ so far tbh
@hiruyabebaw714011 ай бұрын
HOW DARE YOU PUT POIRIER
@AVXMMA11 ай бұрын
Another bedtime banger
@Kai__50310 ай бұрын
Call AJ a beta to his face 😂 can only type it
@bedtimemma10 ай бұрын
Who da Fook is AJ
@Kai__50310 ай бұрын
@@bedtimemma god damn autocorrect 🤦♂️
@F3rn4nd811 ай бұрын
Could you do a video of biggest connors wannabe in each weight class(topuria,pimblet,o malley, Colby/ian etc)
@bannedaccount601611 ай бұрын
Nah Ortega should be on the list. Cuck, soy physic, inactive. I'm not mad at you tho 😂
@thatonedude766711 ай бұрын
Do you wear a beanie while you make these videos?
@AC_blessed10 ай бұрын
Real alphas make PowerPoint presentations at home alone
@bedtimemma10 ай бұрын
💯
@ufcasual11 ай бұрын
poirier is forever my goat
@jiriz59111 ай бұрын
Good vid, but you really need a mic upgrade.
@smerkishjay50311 ай бұрын
Imagine calling pro fighters betas😭😭😭
@bedtimemma11 ай бұрын
KZbin = alpha career path
@smerkishjay50311 ай бұрын
@@bedtimemma don’t get me wrong i like ur videos im not tryna diss u but these dudes are the biggest alphas of all time deadass put their lives onna line every fight
@ogrimzyz864311 ай бұрын
@@smerkishjay503beta male response
@smerkishjay50311 ай бұрын
@@ogrimzyz8643 u play skyrim alexander🤡
@ogrimzyz864311 ай бұрын
@@smerkishjay503 beta male response
@diego_metranka218710 ай бұрын
YOU FORGOT BELAL
@MichaelDeLaRosa10 ай бұрын
Coco 2 😂😂
@ubcroel402211 ай бұрын
Nick and Nate Diaz
@Pookanet11 ай бұрын
Michael Chandler is the biggest beta male in the lightweight division.
@Rob_Kankerboef5 ай бұрын
Wait, were considering brainlet and manlet joe rogan alpha now? what is this world becoming!
@lucastfitness729911 ай бұрын
Future Blaydes victim 😂
@hiruyabebaw714011 ай бұрын
If you made this video before malley vs aljo you would have picked sean don't even lie brother
@bedtimemma11 ай бұрын
Fax
@Terytheboss9 ай бұрын
The truth is everyone commenting and watching probably more beta than all these guys lol.