when he is complaining about the noise in his backswing as there is an actual residential fire has me dying
@jkaise429 ай бұрын
nothing more cutsy than that 🤣🤣
@ConfusedCanadian4039 ай бұрын
One of the most on brand moves of Cutsy's career 🤣
@YearsZJ9 ай бұрын
I nearly spit my water out watching that
@stevemarks97219 ай бұрын
"Not what I needed"
@dr.cummingsoutdoors60929 ай бұрын
* someone watching there house burn to the ground on hole 1* *cold cuts saying his day couldn't get any worse after a bad shot* 😂
@Rkast149 ай бұрын
Bob saying “let’s have a hot start here” as a fire burns and sirens go off in the background… a real scumbag move 🤣
@meruem69359 ай бұрын
22:41 oh brother you should come play with me 😂
@ericlord82299 ай бұрын
Not to mention the title being “biggest meltdown..”
@boborris13179 ай бұрын
@@ericlord8229 😂
@pizzaDMT9 ай бұрын
sponsored by fireball
@atamagashock9 ай бұрын
Not even what he said. He said “get hot early”
@Easyday_golf9 ай бұрын
Cutsy blaming the ground being muddy after he hits 4 inches behind the ball will never get old
@winstonsmith119 ай бұрын
Seriously. Like he doesn't even realize that he's supposed to hit the ball first 🤣
@Walkingbucket109 ай бұрын
After he placed his ball too lol
@hahshsdh46464649 ай бұрын
Never ever
@kevinbrill5389 ай бұрын
He’s never hit down on a ball in his life it’s pretty crazy. He scoops the ball everytime with zero divot or a massive chunk
@brianh33476 ай бұрын
Then he hits hit 4 feet past the cup and complains the greens aren't breaking. 🤣
@dylansmith79128 ай бұрын
No matter how bad he is playing and how pissed he gets at himself, Cuts always roots on the boys and hypes bobs drives. He’s a true ride or die
@colby57699 ай бұрын
I have not laughed to tears in a long time, but watching Joey Cold Cuts attempt to put the ball in the cup and it keep bouncing out had to be one of the funniest moments LOL. Love you guys!
@philbenedict41669 ай бұрын
Joey so far has been livid at/blamed: a literal house fire, a dog barking, an albino squirrel, and God for inventing pine straw…and I’m at 25 minutes 😂 the man is a treasure
@brentbalster40649 ай бұрын
That's why we tune in weekly!!
@nathanlipke48169 ай бұрын
Unreal thoughts in the dome of his
@aaronnault58869 ай бұрын
Don’t forget about cart path only
@dinosantos27139 ай бұрын
Don’t forget the greenskeeper, grounds crew, maintenance, and if I recall a bunker rake.
@ItaliaJP4009 ай бұрын
💀😭
@stuartmiller86329 ай бұрын
When Cutsy drops the "what are we doing here?"...you know it's heating up.
@MrPcconway9 ай бұрын
Joey talking shit to a squirrel is next level!
@ApHoney9 ай бұрын
The squirrel came back to give Cutsy a piece of his mind at 49:44
@etiennegros-louis26819 ай бұрын
An albino squirrel! Hahahha
@bmcallister19749 ай бұрын
Whilst shooting a 105 😂
@ABPerlov9 ай бұрын
Am I the only one really happy to see Bob killing it off the tee now?!!! With a 3 wood too.. not easy.
@craigrutherford93312 ай бұрын
Nope me too 🎉
@pomx29009 ай бұрын
"Did you name the show after yourself too?" 😂😂😂😂 Love Benny
@aaronstaebell9 ай бұрын
“Some of the worst course management I’ve seen” 😂😂
@KH44_9 ай бұрын
Enough wind to blow Cutsy’s hat off…..still has to throw pine straw to see the direction it’s coming from 😂 kids a real gem
@caseyanderkin14969 ай бұрын
Cutsy blaming fire truck sirens on his trash golf game while somebody's entire life is literally going up in flames is peak compassion. Never change, man.
@ToniBoordane28 күн бұрын
THATS WHY WE LOVE ‘IM
@duncanbrown40199 ай бұрын
Haha the squirrel at 49:46 just chilling out listening to cutsy recount his best meltdowns is classic, looks like he’s nodding along
@jmschaub127 ай бұрын
Those squirrels were characters when we were there. They’d stand on their hind legs watching us from like 10-20 feet away and then would sprint away right before impact like a dog waiting for you to throw a ball. One went in our cart at one point lol
@michaelrichards51079 ай бұрын
"Illinois" with the hard "s" killed me.
@AussBosss9 ай бұрын
1:54 “Right in my backswing” as if it really would’ve fucking mattered 😂
@MidwestFarmToys9 ай бұрын
Hey Joey has been golfing pretty good lately. Orders of Magnitude better than Bob.
@dasklew9 ай бұрын
@@MidwestFarmToyswhat u smokin
@MidwestFarmToys9 ай бұрын
@@dasklew nothing unfortunately. This video obviously not, but go back the last month or two Joey has been killing Bob.
@swolejoe25069 ай бұрын
@@MidwestFarmToysbobs beat him easily in all the 1v1v1s… you must be as bad as cold cuts
@strebs9 ай бұрын
fairly certain that Jet could beat joe @@MidwestFarmToys
@Tank1969589 ай бұрын
I saw the initial smoke after hearing the noise when FP was teeing off and knew what that was. Praying for the homeowner and family. I have been a firefighter for over 3 decades and grew to hate seeing that sign when we arrived. I have seen far too many lose everything to fire. Also, thank you for not showing the house as well. That was very kind.
@10scoach339 ай бұрын
Thank you for your service as a firefighter, you guys are way too far underpaid for the job you all do!!!!! It’s a tragedy to lose everything you have in a fire, whether you have homeowners insurance or not!!!
@klapchek9 ай бұрын
Cutsy trying to get the ball in the cup at 33:30 literally had me laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes! Pure gold!
@andycarter98959 ай бұрын
When he threw it at the cup and missed 😂
@alexjohnsonfm9 ай бұрын
Joey in the bunker at 10:45 proving he has forgotten literally everything the coach taught him in the new wedges video is classic Cuttsy 😂
@tyhutson65589 ай бұрын
49:45 bruh the squirrel coming into frame to join the convo killed me 😂
@davidschuyler22638 ай бұрын
I was going to say the same thing
@matthewwhitehurst21809 ай бұрын
That Albino squirrel was catching strays from the Da 😂
@GSOF_Oven9 ай бұрын
The Jet and Bob cart dynamic in this episode is great. "Want to go to the doctor together?" 😂😂
@lLambsie9 ай бұрын
Do they still touch your balls 😂😂
@AG-ck5xx9 ай бұрын
Everyone laughing at Cutsys meltdown... while im killing myself laughing at Jet's impression of Sports Science and Bobs pros vs joes references
@bradyhoukom56669 ай бұрын
Joey trying to tap that ball in at 33:15. I am literally crying laughing. I could watch that 20 times over. Trying to throw the ball in 🤣🤣
@johnsalazar29509 ай бұрын
19:15 “CUTSY: what the f*** am I doing? Stupid albino squirrel” I’m cracking the f up!!!
@DaveShaves4413 күн бұрын
Rewatched it ten times. Got my a workout for the day. Classic cutsy. Cried I laughed so hard
@MasonB3059 ай бұрын
2 fires in one video... first a house fire then Cutsy's dumpster fire of a round
@skinnyvinny4539 ай бұрын
Elite comment
@neildorrity95079 ай бұрын
Yep he can add this one to the ever so long list. U would think some practice would improve his & Joe's game tremendously
@Tdub15249 ай бұрын
@@neildorrity9507 you’d think it being a huge part of the job they’d use their endless resources to just…improve. The meltdowns use to be funny but now it’s just embarrassing lol
@erickr8679 ай бұрын
The guy plays golf for a living and his game still sucks ass.
@BoogalooMagooo9 ай бұрын
There’s not much that brings me as much joy as seeing Joey in his natural habitat hacking down trees in an attempt to get back in play.
@zacharygreen92829 ай бұрын
When I saw him in the bushes I was like damn that's straight up meltdown cutsy at his finest
@colestaton90559 ай бұрын
"That's fucking awful dude...jesus... holy shit.... alright it's a major"
@dustinwestphal8039 ай бұрын
Gw bush vibes
@OwenWatkins219 ай бұрын
@@dustinwestphal803”Now watch this drive”
@bjdrennan29849 ай бұрын
Been going through an awful divorce here lately. Been really rough. These videos seem to be what gets me through the day. These seem like genuine people that I’d love to meet. I love what they do for the golf community and how they help people through tough times without even knowing it. Keep it up boys! Y’all are amazing!
@ChasingBogeys9 ай бұрын
One day at a time my man, wish you the best.
@derekhartley34269 ай бұрын
Joey D on the 8th green attempting to tap it in a million times was the best part of this whole video! 😂 I love these guys!
@Nesportsfreak12129 ай бұрын
Joey taking is anger out on a squirrel is next level rage. Might need to talk to someone
@neildorrity95079 ай бұрын
Yep a squirrel therapist
@davidshelden55829 ай бұрын
I hit a square in the ass with a thin boy last weekend, I felt so bad 😂
@dylanwhitehead34999 ай бұрын
FP's delivery about the house fire and then right into, "this is a major." Very similar to George W's "now watch this drive."
@rob50599 ай бұрын
"love the course, don't love the universe" has to be an all time joeeeyy da line 😂😂😂😂
@jesserigsby32829 ай бұрын
Joey throwing up pine needles to test the wind when it's ripping 50mph right into his face is priceless😂
“What did you name the show after yourself too”😭😭😭
@ThatDudeYouArentFriendsWith9 ай бұрын
Jet bringing the heat!
@SL-ye4ur9 ай бұрын
Absolute Gem of a comment
@devoncastillo37119 ай бұрын
Classic Jet, the man is quick😂
@MidwestFarmToys9 ай бұрын
Cutsy hits a 8-inch put 9x times: "it's a double" 😂😂😂
@codykirsch81049 ай бұрын
I counted more than 20 strokes before the ball made it to the hole, not counting penalty’s for touching a moving ball. I need the proper score if this is a real “Major”
@MidwestFarmToys9 ай бұрын
@@codykirsch8104 I didn't count I just assumed it was up there. He also moved the ball on accident twice before he swung when he was in the pine straw 😂
@pauln53109 ай бұрын
@@codykirsch8104seriously lmao cutsy shaved at least 30 shots from that final score😂 I wonder if any of those times he broke 80 are actually real now
@Oze3559 ай бұрын
@@pauln5310 100% not real
@erickr8679 ай бұрын
@@pauln5310 Nobody actually believes he’s ever shot in the 70s do they?! Cmon. There’s zero chance.
@leemillerr9 ай бұрын
the squirrel listening to FP and Joey's convo at 49:45 is on POINT
@themikehypothesis9 ай бұрын
looks like he's got that dog in em
@fearghasevanick20119 ай бұрын
Government spy
@chewy23349 ай бұрын
23:02 cold cuts silently fuming in the cart looking for FP to drive him away
@Marukomu9 ай бұрын
Gotta love the boys enjoying a leisurely game of golf whilst a family burns to death 200 metres away.
@ToniBoordane28 күн бұрын
😂😂😭😭😭
@Sharpie101009 ай бұрын
When I feel like I’m a trash golfer. Joey Da is always there to cheer me up.
@TheShivedj9 ай бұрын
Same 😂
@anthonywalker59379 ай бұрын
It's hilarious that he can and does play so well a lot of times but consistently has blowups like this derail him. Grant's recent vid with him is a prime example... and it's always the same stuff lmao
@Dee2thekae0319 ай бұрын
"Stupid albino fucking squirrel, get out of here!" - Joey coldcuts 🤣
@andrewstewart93839 ай бұрын
Put that on a hat and sell millions 😆
@goldenavenger2509 ай бұрын
“The ground just disinigrates there’s nothing I can do “ 😂 classic Joey D
@ratedRblazinАй бұрын
Disintegrates*
@willwood70169 ай бұрын
The squirrel just looking at Joey and FP while they going over top 5 meltdowns was hilarious
@GunnerGoods9 ай бұрын
“Love the course, don’t love the universe” 😂😂😂
@MichaelLeary-eg3lz9 ай бұрын
Did anyone notice the Squirrel walk up on FP and Cutsey (49:43 mark) when he is talking about his all-time meltdowns? The squirrels like yeah your nuts! LOL
@teude9 ай бұрын
Yup, was definitely planning something evil!
@antoniovegas52989 ай бұрын
I live and golf in myrtle beach and the squirrels on the golf course will climb in your cart and take your food. Lol thats probably what it was looking to do
@jacobc5489 ай бұрын
Class act not showing the house fire. respect for what the people that live there went through. Hope they are all okay.
@tRex997559 ай бұрын
FP: Oh that’s terrible that house is on fire Cuts: *Silence* FP: Looks like we are cart path only today Cuts: Oooohhhh noooooo
@jkaise429 ай бұрын
just an absolute alien hahaha
@VTAcraft9 ай бұрын
LOL
@crak1449 ай бұрын
21 over after 12.. plays golf for a living.. this is just amazing 😂 love it
@NyfLyf737 ай бұрын
Down to the last clutch putt. Great putt Bob. Love the sportsmanship you guys ALWAYS have .......rooting for each other and complimenting good shots
@markleal169 ай бұрын
26:43 "I'm ready to kill someone" might be the wildest reaction to a bad round of golf I've ever witnessed 😂😅
@RGLvlogs9 ай бұрын
The audacity of that house to spontaneously combust on cold cuts back swing 😂
@JS-jf7gv9 ай бұрын
Joe with a solid 103 there. Really showing up in the majors. Kid is clutch!
@spencer-edelman9 ай бұрын
"The Lord had to make PINE STRAW" IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST LINES I'VE EVER HEARD
@drewvelasquez65289 ай бұрын
The amount of golf bob and ol cold cuts play you’d think they’d have some feel in their chipping and pitching 😂😂😂❤️❤️ love it
@amacdonald425 ай бұрын
They don't practice. Lol
@BlakeShortGame9 ай бұрын
Different reactions to the fire: FP: “be thankful for the things you have, your health…” Cold cuts: “buy home owners insurance”
@ninjasuperman95389 ай бұрын
2 valid pieces of advice
@BlakeShortGame9 ай бұрын
@@ninjasuperman9538absolutely
@MidwestFarmToys9 ай бұрын
Cutsys advice is actually better. I doubt those homeowners are thinking wow I'm glad I'm healthy. They're probably thinking wow I'm out a million +
@paulmcgee18679 ай бұрын
Both are correct
@paddyjames149 ай бұрын
@@MidwestFarmToys perez was saying how seeing someone elses life burn down makes you thankful and more appreciative for your own well being. Are you that dense? lmfao
@johnfiorvento64169 ай бұрын
"Is that a fart?".......Bob, "coulda been" CLASSIC!
@thebigdeal-ks2vj9 ай бұрын
Great job Mr. Bobby Fairways. It's gray to watch the both of you improve little bits at a time. Makes it relatable to so many people
@drwaffles92073 ай бұрын
49:45 That squirrel was interested in what the gentlemen had to say.
@bjones89549 ай бұрын
You guys are the best! Joey your round of Gold is so relatable to me bro! I have to say minute mark 49:44-49:52 when the squirrel over FP’s left shoulder listens intently to your “Top 5 Cutsy Meltdowns” discussion had me 😂
@tariqmohamed9 ай бұрын
The absolute best part of a Cutsy meltdown is that it is completely authentic, there's no hamming it up or unnecessary theatrics, it's all Cutsy
@ImPacosTacos9 ай бұрын
Respect to yall for not actually showing the house fire. Someone's life just got turned upside down like Bob and FP said, never know what they lost.
@andreweldridge12369 ай бұрын
BOB DOES SPORTS HOUSE FIRE CLICK NOW
@316Autos9 ай бұрын
Squirrel minding his own business..."Look at this little bastard"... Squirrel - Well screw you too Bobby.
@jeremytaylor29889 ай бұрын
Thanks for the concern boys, I almost didn’t make it outta there
@MattMacKo9 ай бұрын
I love that he is spiraling downward getting more and more pissed, and they laugh at it....and then post it for all of us to laugh at.
@865354hayden9 ай бұрын
49:43 even the squirrel was interested in the top cutsy moments lol
@Buckshot11239 ай бұрын
Love when FP looks at the gators and says “just a couple of pond puppies”😂 they should put that on some of their merch😂
@NLPokergeist9 ай бұрын
Watching Coldcuts fire a full swing at a pin 30 yards away never gets old
@leeroy49803 ай бұрын
55:43 who knew squirrels had so many different nicknames 😂😂😂😂 ‘BDS does wildlife’
@golfmania55269 ай бұрын
Joey is a national treasure. Him trying to put the ball in the cup on hole 8 with club, foot, and hand....10 attempts!!! Absolute cinematic genius!!! Funniest meltdown of all time bar none. Love it.
@willstarling30649 ай бұрын
Wyndham Clark’s caddy was repping the Have A Day hat this past weekend. Love to see it
@danielstorie57899 ай бұрын
1:05:02 fish jumping out of the water as cold cuts is complaining.. love it
@joshmoore67659 ай бұрын
33:30 when Cold Cuts throw the ball im the hole and it bounces out i was crying laughing so hard
@mulvihillmatt9 ай бұрын
At first I read this and was wondering why…and then I saw the entire sequence. That was magical
@DaveHiggoHiggins9 ай бұрын
Joey Meltdowns is the greatest thing for the channel. I thought I'd heard every excuse from the great man, then he gives a squirrel a drive by. Squirrel was just there minding it's own business, then BAM, Meltdowns pops him right between the eyes. You can't script this, the man's a loose cannon, and I will always be here for it. P.S. I see no reason Bob ever needs to use a driver again when he's STRIPING a 3 wood like that
@Thebogeybro9 ай бұрын
15:46 "im going to try and get it over this smegma here" 😂 Joey d just using the wrong phrases, and words is priceless 😂
@caleostrom38829 ай бұрын
FP with a near hole-out at 2:13 as a Q horn blares is one of the most majestic things I've seen.
@Ubecoconut139 ай бұрын
“Bill Belichick roams the sidelines at the same speed as a turtle” - The Jet 😂😂
@derek47109 ай бұрын
One thing I appreciate about Joe is how genuinely complimentary he is. Even though he's mid blow-up, he still takes the time to tell someone they're doing something well
@timothymorley3089 ай бұрын
i laughed out loud so bad i almost passed out. You lot are national treasures, thank you.
@mattlacroix75974 ай бұрын
19:20, lol ya gotta love Cutsy, guy was walking like he was about to take a run at that Albino squirrel 😂
@MrWarmachine0049 ай бұрын
This episode has it all. A working structure fire, meltdowns, pond puppies and little bastard squirrels. Good for the fellas!
@nicholasdiaz79209 ай бұрын
Albino bastard squirrels
@KrawNasty9 ай бұрын
57:03 Never change Mr. Stube
@mr.obvious10009 ай бұрын
The love affair between Bob and the Jet is on full display gotta love it
@BigBenny13 ай бұрын
“Right in my backswing” “that being said, we’ve got a major the play” Cutsy is a different breed
@durrglf9 ай бұрын
Joey blaming the "mud" on the driest piece of ground ever is hilarious
@pinhighdiscdyes9 ай бұрын
that house fire was a metaphor for Cutsy’s round of golf. This man is an absolute liability on the course 😂
@emerygallegos92559 ай бұрын
15:42 Good news Joe, the beverage cart just pulled up. FP is hilarious.
@willi80259 ай бұрын
as long as Cutsy keeps flipping his wrists to attempt to create speed we will always have great Dumpster Fire content
@mike1975a9 ай бұрын
Bob could be so much better if his swing wasn't all arms. FP has such a smooth, repeatable motion. And Joey, well, he can always pray for a bounce off the cart path 😂
@ricksanchez_109 ай бұрын
the most important thing...."home owners insurance, gotta have it" lmao
@C0W0B0Y9 ай бұрын
Joe cursing the out of an albino(!) squirrel was priceless! Okay, hole 8 also had me bent double of laughter, could NOT get the ball in the hole, even if his lunch was on the line!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Bob on the other hand, wadda playa! Developed nicely😁😎👌
@grandaddy08079 ай бұрын
Cutsy complaining about the lord inventing pine straw after igniting his scorecard
@tannerhudgens42829 ай бұрын
Cutsy is the most technically unsound golfer of all time😂😂😂
@TheJewKnows9 ай бұрын
Bob being in the middle of the fairway after hooking his drive 30 yards left at 49:00 seemed a little weird
@paulmcgee18679 ай бұрын
Seems like a few times in the video
@TheShivedj9 ай бұрын
Was definitely OB and he just threw it in the fairway. 100%
@matt81089 ай бұрын
Go back to 46:40. The hole is basically a 90* dog leg left. I assume he cut the corner.
@aj8972 ай бұрын
@@matt8108 He wouldn’t cut the corner and land like that in the fairway. 😂
@ianstoddart85878 ай бұрын
Watching Joey trying to put the ball in at the end of the 8th was probably the funniest thing I’ve seen on a golf video. Class boys 😂 thank you
@JBades63104 ай бұрын
I couldn't stop rewatching 33:20 the way he hits the ball around the hole but never in, and then even accidentally lifts the ball at 33:25 😂
@timbrewer24779 ай бұрын
Classic Joe blaming the Fire Department for his bad shot 😂
@jasondudzik77109 ай бұрын
That albino squirrel catching unnecessary strays
@olivergallimore34909 ай бұрын
Joey must be the most New Yorker Canadian there has ever been
@xMeatball9 ай бұрын
Watching joey cold cuts get absolutely demolished by a golf course is top 3 favorite things to see
@drive4showputt4dough9 ай бұрын
21:33 This might be the best Joey Cold Cuts quote of all time: “I don’t care if there’s a horde of people behind behind me, I’m taking my time. This is for fucking triple” 🤣🤣