The Bizarre History of 2b2t's "Jesus Valley"

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[@blobfishman5225]

"Stop taking my stuff" "No, I need it." "You need Jesus, that's what you need!" "Yes."

[@ElectricoGamez]

Best boomer joke I've heard yet.

[@sparememes4001]

Underrated

[@capybara9521]

Original...

[@capybara9521]

@@sparememes4001 no it's not and you're begging for likes

[@sparememes4001]

@@capybara9521 dude..

[@mobgabriel1767]

"there was no drama involved in this base" honor among thieves at its fullest

[@chucklesdeclown8819]

ok that's between thieves though, what about the builders?

[@SEAkuaa]

@@chucklesdeclown8819 A builder you know builds so I doubt they'd want it to be destroyed before its finished.

[@RaynmanPlays]

Christ the Redeemer putting in work.

[@BrandonVout]

Jesus was watching them, after all.

[@piranhalettuce]

Thieves among us

[@420catson]

the irony of 2b2t being the most unholy place in all of minecraft and it being a place where the community can come together the most is honestly beautiful

[@johnianbarete3085]

Well this is a crusade

[@NaisanSama]

Human history in a nutshell

[@bungiecrimes7247]

Earth 2.0

[@dl0l.l0lb]

People don’t realize the struggle is what makes it fun, anyone can build on a server where no one can break your stuff but to do it on a server where you could get grieved adds the risk and reward of actually finishing your build

[@joelokay4794]

Uncanny if you will

[@tallesrodrigues5994]

Fun fact: In Brazil there is the saying "hollow wood saint", used to refer to dishonest people. It emerged in the 17th century, miners used wooden statues of saints to hide gold and circumvent the supervision of the kingdom of Portugal.

[@pedrobrgames1314]

Imagina se alguém vê isso e decide criar um Cristo de madeira recheado de ouro

[@Wysterian]

That applies very well here since it looks like most of the statues are hollow.

[@gameknight504]

I like the idea that if a group needs to officially end whatever activity they're doing, they just need to inform Fit about it and wait for hid video to come out.

[@_EggsBenedict]

ending a good thing before it turns sour

[@commenter621]

@@weirdyoutubechannels bot

[@thew8605]

*his

[@Chikn2532]

@@thew8605 ffs everyone already knew what he meant to say

[@capybara9521]

Fr

[@ninjaeagleart]

I love how the Christ the Redeemer statue is such an iconic and replicated thing on this server for basically no reason

[@mikedanielespeja6128]

For as degenerate as the server is, turns out, it was still, in fact, a Minecraft Christian server.

[@ireallydontknomcidkmc3783]

It was a build long time ago on 2b2t a famous base called imps base and now it’s a schematic

[@ninjaeagleart]

@@ireallydontknomcidkmc3783 I know. I just think that it’s funny that people chose to replicate the original Jesus statue build, of all things.

[@andreamarino6010]

It's the easiest and most simple recognizable christian thing to do with blocks. A cross is too simple, a church would be difficult

[@minerforstone4136]

"Gosh, this server is toxic! You all need Jesus!" "We got a whole valley of 'em"

[@thequirksandworks]

2B2T fascinates me in the sense that it is an isolated world. It has politics, crime, turf wars, economics, war and an entire network of factions each serving a function. It has landmarks and history, ancient artifacts like autographs and bases and it even has a general set of principles. I look at 2B as one big experiment on what happens when you give people an environment that they can do anything they want. You have the majority turning to violence and cruelty and some who are kind and create art. (Fit is kind of just the documentary crew) In a sense its beautiful to observe the basics of human nature being displayed in 2B2T

[@Blueshark8O9]

What a poetic way to put it.

[@Lightna]

"Fit is kind of just the documentary crew" FitMC is the David Attenborough of 2b2t

[@avantesmith6442]

Thank you for this. I’ve been trying to describe my fascination with it and you did it perfectly lol

[@ballsucker89]

i figure that fit is one of the survivors. in his videos you usually see him avoiding confrontation and being very protective over his life. its like he's an actual person who knows better

[@FallenLight0]

I have a question, if you are allowed to use hacks in 2b2t, why don't they use a hack to multiply blocks? Or a hack that just print a statue instantly? Does it even exists?

[@anon2447]

I love the concept of stash hunters at 3:19 it literally sounds like a shounen anime plot, risky profession that doesnt pay well unless you hit it big, with the protagonist literally having no other alternative for survival, being really dedicated and meeting a cast of very colorful characters on his adventure

[@carlosdgutierrez6570]

Isn't that the plot of like half of the rpg's in the market?

[@Yuorai]

So One Piece?

[@satgurs]

So One Piece?

[@ac-lv3xf]

If I had 387 million dollars right now, I'll use it to make an Anime Series with 3 seasons, 64 episodes, An ending movie about 2B2T.

[@Yuorai]

@@ac-lv3xf you dont even need that much money if you use slaves as animators just like Japan does

[@Zedryx69]

Fit makes a video on a place called Jesus Valley, which he emphasizes is located in the oldest anarchy server on Minecraft. The resources used to construct it were stolen from others. The thieves responsible are actually good people. The video was sponsored by Honey. This is the FitMC video of all time.

[@user-pr6ed3ri2k]

22thliker2thcimenter

[@erich_ika]

it almost sounds AI generated

[@jay_lastnamehere1074]

@@erich_ika sort of like that one ai that was fed every batman script and had to make its own movie. "This is a Joker joke"

[@mnspnklb9889]

Definitely a fit mc video no doubt about it

[@antusFireNova64]

​@@jay_lastnamehere1074the difference is that batman script was actually hilarious

[@KeyboardKlutz_0]

When a group of thieves are more honorable to not betray eachother or leak coords than literally every other group on the server

[@unspun1YT]

Honor amongst thieves…

[@sib3155]

Profesionals have standards

[@mollof7893]

No, a group of Christians!

[@deontaeavila3514]

​@@mollof7893No, a group of lesbians!

[@mrszmatan2727]

They were elusive, genuine and persistent. Truly righteous traits for a rouges.

[@FPSpro1]

"The Valley of Jesus" existing in a place that's basically God's blind spot in Minecraft has got to be one of the most unironically beautiful things

[@Nagol93]

As a Anarchist This is the most beautiful thing I’ve seen in a Christian server

[@deus8133]

frfr

[@Clown_the_Clown]

Imagine being an anarchist

[@heinoustentacles5719]

clever subversion. I think somewhere deep in my soul I chuckled.

[@xavier4519]

​@@Clown_the_Clownname checks out

[@Clown_the_Clown]

@@xavier4519 cry about it.

[@sunnycideup4725]

“TNT Jesus” isnt a visual i thought id have in my head today but now i do, thanks

[@davvvvvy7519]

you are welcome :)

[@joemontondo9113]

Could have called it TnTesus... It was right there...

[@jocker6271]

Griefer Jesus

[@UserIcon]

​@@jocker6271 griefus

[@fertileplanet7756]

Bone block jesus

[@TheLarryDungeon]

"Sometimes it takes a joke to bring people together" This describes the internet as a whole as well. We are so divided but things like a dumb meme can bring us all together Damn bruh ig the amount of likes is proof of my statement

[@ZombieSazza]

Memes bring everyone together, doesn’t matter what’s happening in the world, memes are eternal.

[@crusatyr1452]

Like when the Waffle House found its new host

[@drrenwtfrick]

@@crusatyr1452 pancakes 🥞

[@malaysiaball4084]

@@crusatyr1452 yes. The waffle House has found its new host

[@maxwellquipey1]

@@malaysiaball4084 The waffle house's new host is Ultra Instinct Shaggy.

[@ChaosEnthusiast]

the fact there was no drama involved in a 2b2t build in general is impressive

[@keylime6]

Jesus died on the cross just so 2000 years later, some dudes could build statues of him in a block game 😂

[@willnash7907]

Historically, powerful bandit and robbers would often build holy sites at their expense across cultures, so this makes a lot of sense.

[@samsonsoturian6013]

No...

[@willnash7907]

@@samsonsoturian6013 ... Yes? ...? Criminals, surprisingly perhaps, tend to be superstitious. Plenty of Buddha statues were built or donated to temples by bandits. Also many religious minorities were often pushed into banditry and they funneled their revenues into their churches as an expression of identity.

[@samsonsoturian6013]

@@willnash7907 like you'd know

[@willnash7907]

@@samsonsoturian6013 no u

[@samsonsoturian6013]

@@willnash7907 I'm literally a military historian, kid.

[@unlisted5685]

Can't wait for the ''Valley Of Hausemasters'' next

[@arandowhohasyoutubeforyears]

"Valley Of PopBobs"

[@Screecher_says_stuff]

Valley of FitMCs

[@calangosovietico]

T posing hausemaster

[@beefydie2010]

Valley of Gandalf the grey and Gandalf the white and Monty python and the holy grails black night and Benito moussilini and the blue meanie and cowboy cirtus and Jambi the genie robocop the terminator Captain Kirk and darth Vader lo-pan Superman every single power ranger bill S Preston and theadore Logan Spock the rock dock ock and hulk hogan

[@ElectricoGamez]

The Valley of 2B2Ts

[@coffeetoaster]

The ultimate grief would be to use bots to explore the entire map of 2b2t so that even if the game updates many of the features will never spawn in since it is all old terrain.

[@williamshorrock-browne5999]

That's an actual piece of art right there, an art museum somewhere will definitely write an article about this project.

[@RoyBrush]

Wow, I guess I should have expected something like this would exist on 2b2t, but somehow I am still surprised by stuff on there, haha.

[@Sejdkkk]

Banana

[@lonesome3958]

@@Sejdkkk based

[@weirdyoutubechannels]

see my banner for a cookie!?!?

[@paul_particularlyunhappynut]

@@Sejdkkk potassium.

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

There's a pretty common theory that on the universe of Mad Max, Australia is the only part of the world like that and the rest of the world has decided to leave them alone. Now imagine that was the actual truth, and someone made a documentary about Australia in this hypothetical universe. That's how I feel about watching fit's 2b2t content. I feel like I'm watching a short documentary about some bizarre post apocalyptic version of minecraft where people pillage, kill, and destroy each others settlements. And I mean that in the BEST way possible

[@ulyssebully5816]

yes!

[@neotime7217]

0:40 Are we gonna pretend like we didnt just see a dude with a skin that has the hub logo 💀💀

[@GigglingBug1564]

This whole Jesus story was oddly wholesome for an anarchy server like 2b2t

[@MothFable]

The irony of Jesus statues being made of stolen items had to be intentional

[@TheBooker66]

Fit literally said it was.

[@ThePCguy17]

Did you watch the video? Fit literally said that it was.

[@MothFable]

@@ThePCguy17 yea I said this comment on the beginning of the video, chill the fuck out

[@eyeofthepyramid2596]

Holy Jesus Christ.

[@robertmaughan239]

Probably a reference to the Thief on the Cross

[@SunsetArchon]

Honor Among Thieves at its finest. Truly a miracle that this holy site wasn't compromised during construction.

[@seamusthatsthedog4819]

It has divine protection

[@augustineojima2490]

God made sure it stayed well and fine, on God anybody that decided to touch it to destroy it would suffer absolutely

[@marsar1775]

the power of sinning in front of 50 jesuses(jesusi? what is the plural of jesus) is phenomenal

[@RebelliousRobot]

I love how despite it being an anarchy server, there’s stuff like this.

[@harry2b2t]

bobbers is such a nice guy! I talked to him and hes an amazing person

[@arandowhohasyoutubeforyears]

When I heard the words "The Jesus Valley" I knew this would be a good one

[@A.Singularity]

One shot pfp?

[@arandowhohasyoutubeforyears]

@@A.Singularity yes sir

[@A.Singularity]

a man of culture i see

[@ElectricoGamez]

Its good because... The Christians

[@paul_particularlyunhappynut]

@@arandowhohasyoutubeforyears it's funny. niko is literally cat jesus

[@thecouncilofbrazilianchads5580]

As a Christian This is the most beautiful thing I’ve seen in an anarchy server

[@nursestoyland]

Yes XD

[@pro_master2486]

Ahh yea

[@Skelecruce]

Same.

[@Gingermaas]

I personally really like them writing out the book of Revelations on signs but this one is good as well.

[@AvenEngineer]

Atheists - "This is not the kind of place we'd expect to find Jesus" Christians - "This is exactly the kind of place we'd expect to find Jesus "

[@jplayz0894]

*Can we just appreciate the amount of effort the editor has put into this video*

[@karenzitkus9926]

0:47 Top Left Shirt, Fit KZbin might ask a few questions.

[@jimboanimations4041]

It is honestly poetic to see Jesus be a common symbol on 2b2t, considering how he spread hope and redemption to even the lowest of scum in society.

[@obiwankenobi1608]

And that was his entire message. He didn't come for the rich or the greedy. Nor did he come for the healthy and righteous. He came for the lowest of the low. The murderers. The adulterers. The poor. The needy. The hungry. All those lost he came so they could find him.

[@beeedifferent]

@@obiwankenobi1608 It really baffled me, that this build is so extremely ironic in the most wholesome sense of the word. Especially the fact that all thieves came together to form this work of art, resembling the one that helped the lowest of the low, without any talk of grieving before this video. The human race with all its flaws and anarchy servers is really amazing, and it can be seen just through this video

[@obiwankenobi1608]

@@beeedifferent What's even funnier is Jesus came for those who were poor, who were needy who were lost and said I am the way and I can help you

[@bungiecrimes7247]

Hello I'm the scum you've been talking about. I'd like to make peace for a second to agree with your statement

[@cringekiller348]

He wasa slave owner. He was never good. Christian propaganda sucks

[@twilighthunter6583]

Rip I’ve had the idea of building a Jesus valley for a while, too bad someone already did it, but at the same time I’m glad I got to see such a good version of it.

[@vitoandolini7095]

I literally said the same thing haha

[@jamesscalzo3033]

Loved the video @FitMC! Can't wait for the next video man! The Valley of Jesus should probably have the Desert Temple as a Welcoming Hub so that as soon as you walk out of it you're just Shocked to see all the Blocks that were apparently stolen LMAO!

[@most_sane_piano_enthusiast]

"there was no drama involved in this base" griefers: "we do not care"

[@utopes]

I’ve been following 2b2t bases for a while and I’ve definitely seen cool bases in FitMC thumbnails, but when I opened youtube and saw this in my thumbnail I was TRULY speechless until I audibly gasped at how insane this looked; I was DUMBFOUNDED with this build it wasn’t even registering until the video ended 😭 just the sheer magnitude of Jesus replicas that I don’t have the patience to make one of xD

[@Brick_One_A_Lego_Story]

3:51 Fit MC I'm allowed to show only one screenshot so that no one finds it. Next video: How the largest item stash on the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft was robbed

[@davvvvvy7519]

nahhhh

[@bahajirutmspt436]

Get ready dude I recognize that air block

[@thor5633]

@@bahajirutmspt436😂

[@jasonfoil9888]

Love it, Fit! Really really cool project and, even cooler and fairly rare that nothing went down! "Alrighty then, this has been documented, now go find it and blow it up."

[@FutureDC00]

He survived without saying 'the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft' for 5 seconds 💀

[@Significantharrassment]

Can't wait for the valley of Fit to be constructed

[@user-kx8qf4de2k]

Oh no. Another reason to cross the whole server another time to find this place

[@empresspyra]

that is actually some amazing history :) love this

[@floppypenguiyn4198]

Thanks fit for another banger video, been loving your videos for years now

[@yearsagowhen66]

Seeing these mass render pics with all of the Jesus's is a really cool looking almost sureal build. really enjoy this

[@XYGamingRemedyG]

It's also not a joke cause Jesus is definitely needed by the likes of the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft, 2b2t

[@AsRaTCW]

fit is probably the most normal and sane 2b2t player

[@Qertii]

A Christ the Redeemer statue made of melon blocks is truly the most 2b2t thing I've ever seen.

[@antonysstuff8693]

This would be a historical moment af a plan that didn't go wrong.

[@scoutgaming737]

3:49 I recognize that beacon, see you soon

[@nazirastick]

The fact that thieves built a jesus valley is just so ironic since in Rio de Janeiro there are a lot of criminality

[@davvvvvy7519]

lol

[@Rychillie]

lol

[@Sucullentbutter]

lol

[@nakazaki_]

literally "brazil mentioned valley"

[@boas_]

Enchantment tables are not containers, just like crafting tables, smithing tables, etc. You can temporarily put items in them, but once you exit the inventory the items drop.

[@informinform7987]

Loved that Tantalus Theme from FFIX when you are telling a story about thieves!

[@GorillaBich]

i don't understand why there are so many griefers on the server to begin with. Seems like their only goal is to wreck any sort of structure cuz they just want to watch the world burn. XD

[@ChickenJoe-tq6xd]

You don’t understand why theirs griefers on an anarchy server? Bro what 💀

[@ThingsToWonder1]

I'm glad you keep us updated on tb2t and have a good day 👍

[@Blutankalpha]

2b2t*

[@gadzior_]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok

[@weirdyoutubechannels]

see my banner for a cookie!?!?

[@ThingsToWonder1]

@@weirdyoutubechannels soptube

[@weirdyoutubechannels]

@@ThingsToWonder1 yes

[@Cinnamowo]

I'm not sure if I can say that while never playing on 2B2T in my life, but... It strangely feels like it became much more peaceful in the last two years and people are kinda just compete with each other's building projects

[@sungvin]

Maybe it has something to do with people growing up, at least that’s my theory

[@theonewhouploadsnothing1704]

@@sungvin I’d say that combined with how awful the world is growing that causing mayhem to random people feels gross(?).

[@4thalt]

It took FitMC 5 seconds from the start of the video to say "the oldest anarchy server in minecraft", i'm gonna start quantifying these times

[@dragonrider3137]

They got to make this just a separate map or something, because that would be something pretty cool to see

[@sereqYT]

Love your content Fit! Keep it!

[@Poetologist]

Proof 2B2T is just a family-friendly Christian minecraft server.

[@rrdrock2b2t]

this was great to be a part of. bobbers on top!

[@chipe420]

The music on FITMC videos is always hitting me in the right places

[@redx5132]

super surprised to hear some of the bully soundtrack in this video, it truly is one of the best games rockstar ever made! praise be the fitMC!!!

[@Joe_of_Arc_]

Is it just me or has FitMC gotten more spiritual lately?

[@keenan4536]

Just you 😅

[@landon8214]

Just you

[@sulaimankhuhro8717]

Just you

[@omaralessa8598]

“sometimes a joke is all that brings people together” whats crazy is how true this can be in all aspects of life. I would argue all my best friendships and relationships began with a joke. Good video Fit

[@harry2b2t]

watching your videos is so fun!

[@itslamb2440]

Praise be the name of the Lord! Great video dude. It’s always fun seeing the collaboration of people on 2b2t.

[@joshuahudson2170]

After watching this video I found I cannot predict what Jesus thinks of this.

[@Sucullentbutter]

Thy will be done

[@Cannotdophantom]

This just made my Saturday 4x better

[@GNinjaBananaFart777]

I wonder if it has been destroyed yet

[@walterwhite3029]

Its nice to see that you use your reputation on the server for showing these things, other people maybe would exploit this trust in them. But you are down to earth

[@4bafiafzil999]

I like how destruction of the creation defines the closure of a project

[@kalohorio72]

We had the Valley of wheat, the valley of crafting tables, valley of furnaces and now this 😆 valley of JESUS

[@iBridgee]

FitMC never disappoints us with his content!

[@nersharific813]

FitMC’s visiting The Valley of Jesus’s, and Mr Beast is helping blind people see for the first time. The internet today is WILD.

[@Tomiculous_Budd]

I love how we went from cults to Jesus in the span of a week

[@LilacMonarch]

it's fitting

[@mhymullaney]

Your use of final fantasy sound tracks are absolutely S tier!

[@marcxzeus4846]

"There was no drama involved in this base" Professionals have standards -TF2 Sniper

[@bigchungus42069]

Good for you for using the bully OST fit. Pat yourself on the back. Have a splendid January then a splendid February

[@MadHatterOfGames]

i love the amount of final fantasy music you use in your videos

[@Pranzal_09]

I don’t even play on 2b2t but I love the fascinating history of 2b2t I actually play on 2b2t clones because I can’t afford priority queue every month😅

[@robocatssj3theofficial]

i mean, hey, Christ brings people together.

[@2012TheAndromeda]

Definitely one of my favorite videos!

[@hobodios8510]

i cried of joy with the title lmfao this video is insane

[@sajjisiscool7688]

The Jesus Valley has got to be the greatest thing I've ever seen in Minecraft

[@freespireprod]

I agree

[@M4gnetC]

“Creeper head Jesus” A sentence I never thought I’d hear

[@PrimeBlocksSERVER]

That’s crazy 😄😄 Love it!

[@Pechcs]

currently waiting for 2b2t queue so time to watch the best 2b2t ytber

[@neonbatteries4389]

0:06 HE SAID THE THING

[@kitbradley2689]

Three hours after this was posted, I just ASSUME it is now a smoking hole in the ground.

[@davvvvvy7519]

not yet

[@qwart22]

Is it gone yet?

[@davvvvvy7519]

No

[@sositic]

Im very happy that he still uploads❤

[@platformerfailure3257]

I love that Fit used "We Are Thieves" from Final Fantasy 9 as his background music while describing the practice of stash-hunting.

[@filsdegaia4614]

5:22 SUS skin on the top left

[@justevo216]

Christians that play 2b2t (if there are any) should make a pilgrimage to this site atleast once a year

[@FallenLight0]

What an interesting video. I just started watching minecraft for the first time due to QSMP, and I'm loving FitMC's videos.And even QSMP has a Christ The Redeemer statue made by brazilians and one of them are actually from the city the statue is from, which is cool. But I have a question, if you are allowed to use hacks in 2b2t, why don't they use a hack to multiply blocks? Or a hack that just print a statue instantly? Does it even exist?

[@barter1070]

The Bully greaser and prep music got me groovin

[@dany_fg]

"We are sorry, the 'Jesus Statue' texture you requested is missing"

[@shadowspy6778]

Nobody gonna talk about the skin om 0:47 💀

[@OneTimeApple]

I'm

[@Challenger2079]

Lmaoo

[@WealthyInsuranceOfficial]

Lol

[@MultiJayman22]

I like that the community can come to Fit with their projects because he can be trusted

[@fallensurvivor21]

DAMN you're still making 2b2t content?! LESSSGOOOOO!!!! last time I checked up was 2019 😂💖

[@umptymadoo3837]

my guess with why enchanting tables are allowed: I'm pretty sure the lag is client side, not server side. that is to say, if you replaced the texture and removed the animation, the lag would cease. also, the server does not compute animations. not to mention, while they may be containers, they likely can't contain enough items for book banning to work.

[@LilacMonarch]

chunk bans have been done with furnaces which have the same amount of storage space. my guess is there simply aren't enough etables in a single chunk to do it, likely due to being spread over a few chunks. so the only negative effect they have is lagging clients with so many book models to render, although I'm pretty sure hacked clients have plugins to disable those

[@SuperPickle15]

@@LilacMonarch enchanting tables are not containers. Items are not stored, if you close the interface, your items return to your inventory. It's a client side container essentially.