THE BLACK TEMPLARS : RELIGION IS FUN | Beginner to Expert Podcast

[@tdab3883]

Excited to see the next Pogcast

[@mersenniusprime]

Minor correction, Sigismund was anointed champion by the Emperor. The original Black Sword was a gift from the Emperor, by way of Malcador, and is implied to have sat in the vaults for millennia, waiting for its rightful wielder. I don't think that an endorsement can come much stronger than that.

[@fierymongoose]

That helbrecht impersonation in the beginning was on point haha I literally laughed out loud 😂

[@andybkhound]

My dudes.. i think the second founding chapter you guys were thinking of is the Excoriators. And the one you forgot was Fists Exemplar.. Heres..I mean, Lorecrime!

[@lorecrimes]

Lorecrime: Commited.

[@akumaking1]

@@lorecrimes I have two questions: 1. Can you guys contact Adeptus Ridiculous to do a collaboration in the future? 2. I accidentally found something cool on 1d4chan: a Transformers/40K crossover project complete with rules and even an entire page of lore/events in a timeline (even if some of the dates and spelling are iffy). Can you check it out and give your opinion?

[@guywholikesmemes4993]

@@akumaking1 I saw bits of that. One of those bits was apparently during the crusade where big E bullies the shit out of both prime and Megatron, makes sense given he's a god but holy shit that is still gangsta as fuck if true.

[@johncherrybone4835]

We do not talk about the first exemplar.

[@Lunch_Meat]

Don't forget the 21st "cursed" founding chapter, the brown fists. Last I heard, they became slaanesh worshippers, but you can never tell for sure with those cursed legions.

[@thewerdna]

Oh the custodes who delivered the primaris was also absolutely murdered by the Black Templars. They were that crazy that they killed one of the golden guardians of the emperor

[@akumaking1]

There are two things missing: 1. TTS references 2. The Stringstorm song “Purging with my kin” playing in the background

[@mateusz73]

No one mentioned rogal dorns colossal chainblade when mentioning the sword of dorn, big sad

[@KameSennin4209]

Woo!!! Linkin Loyalist!!!

[@guywholikesmemes4993]

Can we all just agree that if sigismund is going to return in the modern setting, he should as the first ever living saint space marine? (Oh and the remembrancer will recognise this because I commented this exact thing on his black templars video, highly recommend it by the way)

[@andybkhound]

Duuuude.. Abby would piss his pants

[@guywholikesmemes4993]

@@andybkhound what's hilarious is the first reply I got on the remembrancers video with this exact comment was literally abaddon shitting himself. Meaning the joke responses have come full circle in terms of bodily waste comparisons.

[@andybkhound]

@@guywholikesmemes4993 🤣🤣Abbadon the Soiler at his best

[@Ayrton_Chitwood]

Actually judging by the articles about Armageddon in the codexes and core rule book, grimaldus may end up being the first living saint of the Astartes, due to a number of cults rising there that worship Grimaldus after the third war of Armageddon

[@steffanyschwartz7801]

that’s a good one for first saint space marine. I’d probably go with Rylanor, Garro, Garveil, or Saul Tarvitz

[@EmmettF.W.]

Oh! Since we’re talking Sons of Dorn… Celestial Lions could definitely use some love from the crowd.

[@stewartthorpe2533]

Black Templars: hates everybody, sometimes rude Marines Malevolent: hold my beer

[@tonypecoraro9220]

Lore Crime: Astropaths are blind dream interpreters, it's the navigators who have the forehead third eye!

[@Aureliano01]

The Black Templars, Dorn most loyal sons, no fear, no pity, no remors

[@Aureliano01]

ps, i have a model of Fafnir Ran on my shelf

[@lachlangardner2080]

In the aspect of the Black Templars being the most common space marine a imperial citizen will see, wouldn't they be one of if not the best chapter to show the people the EMPEROR is a god in the 40,000 milliuium

[@CardinalCap.]

My one complaint is that I have to wait so long between installments. 😊 Keep up the excellent work! I need more!

[@mreher8792]

6:24 It’s funny that taking eliminators with Las Fusil isn’t a bad idea for the Black Templars

[@inquisitorz9036]

This is what I love about 40k. You can have a faction this off the walls and it just works. Plus their aesthetic is top tier.

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Grimaldus: 'I don't want it.'

[@nicholassteffan9364]

I can’t express how much I love this new channel. Adeptus Ridiculous got me into 40k. The Amber King got me into the books (I listen to his videos to fall asleep now) and now this channel give me a good laugh and some lore :)

[@charlesalbrecht6201]

Dude check A Border Prince for more long form vids to sleep to and Lord BalderMort

[@novaprospects]

And the mention of squash makes me miss the UK dearly! Blackcurrant Ribena will always have a special place in my heart haha.

[@CrimsonKightsOfBaal]

Could you do a podcast on the lamenters at some point as those guys need more love? Loving the podcast and so glad I randomly stumbled across this.

[@ryancronwell6368]

The "Black Templars Chapter" should be Black Templar's CHAPTERS" as that is how they circumvent the codex, each marshall is the equivalent of a chapter master, while the High Marshall just has the recognition of the rest of the Marshalls

[@ssjjshawn]

They actually circumvent the Codex, as a Chapter can wave away the 1k tops restriction of they are on Crusade. The Black Templars are on multiple crusades at all times

[@iintervallum]

being a newbie to Warhammer 40k makes this podcast both pretty informative and as a bonus pretty funny!

[@EmmettF.W.]

I always love it when the Tubers of the Emperor colab for a thing. It’s like some of the greatest crossovers we as fans could ask for.

[@eichler721]

Love the Black Templar's in 40K they are not my favorites over the Blood Angels or Dark Angels but they are right there with the White Scars.

[@CottonPanzer]

Yes, but they aren't my beloved Alpha Legion. Or are they?

[@knightofcaliban146]

45:02 if GW wanted to be more on the nose, they would have called it "The Blade of the Seventh Son of a Seventh Son of a Seventh Son..."

[@SpliffingBrit]

We're totally codex compliant! We just have lots of neophytes

[@novaprospects]

I really enjoyed this fellas. Looking forward to more!

[@kogmawgaming]

Seeing a Monty Python reference in a Warhammer podcast is an experience I'm gonna be honest but I'm not complaining.

[@passchen-fail3704]

This is my new favorite 40k podcast. I hope you guys make it onto Apple Podcasts so I can listen as I exercise. I often got navigators and astropaths mixed up, navigators are the ones who have incest noble houses and the third eye that’s supposed to be, according to the Night Lords Trilogy, one of the most painful ways to die.

[@Pat0p]

Those Helbrecht and Grimaldus impressions were perfect. It felt like I was watching the Helsreach animation.

[@rottingsaint8842]

Can't wait!!!🔥🤟

[@o.w.n.1327]

This was funny. I liked. I am still waiting for the Horus Heresy Blackshields or 40K Renegades or Soul Drinkers.

[@muratferguson4534]

As I like your podcast here and everything you discussed there. There are another Gloriana battleships in the imperium. I think the novamarines have one.

[@ChaosMaker6]

Thank you guys! I'm digging these 😁👍

[@swiggityswooshy5311]

I love nerds with too much time on their hands

[@EatTheMarxists]

The Ultramarines, Blood Angels, Dark Angels, Salamanders, Iron Fists, and the rest are cool and all, but *no one* is cooler than the Black Templars. They are by far and away my favorite army in 40K though closely followed by Abaddon and his Black Legion of Chaos Space Marines. Then Grey Knights, Death Guard, and the Adepta Sororitas round out my Top Five. For Dorn and the Imperium! For the Emperor of Mankind and for the Templars! NO PITY! NO REMORSE! NO FEAR!

[@leodhasw-s3739]

That intro had me crying, fantastic!!!

[@jo_ken]

I think I may be wrong, but the sword of Dorn is a power sword he’d used during the great crusade, not Storm’s teeth.

[@flyleaftears9738]

I still remember when they released Fall of Cadia that I was so excited for they finally have something for the Black Templars in quite a long time. And Celestine and Guilliman's return might mean Dorn's return. And then Game Workshop introduce primaris even to the Black Templars I was like "This is heretic!" and "Girlyman the filfty userper". Thats the last time I heard anything about 40k untill now.

[@ursinecanine9657]

You nailed the voices 🤣

[@Channel-23s]

Helbrect won in the end by driving Imhotek Flagship into a sun after he got a rematch and vengeance for his chopped off hand

[@calebhebert2733]

I love the based templars. Favorite chapter.

[@rottingsaint8842]

Hahahah spot on 😂.

[@andrewcasagran2497]

if you don't know or like Ribena then you are a Heritic😅😅😅. Great video

[@asterix289]

Great episode lads, thanks for the vid

[@GrandAdmiralCommieCat]

Another Lorecrime for the books: The Deathwatch are the Astartes of the Ordos Xenos. Xenos is the one that kills aliens while hereticus handle internal threats. Also loving the content (Tyranid video when👉👈)

[@uhjn]

3 days old and im just now getting to this

[@davideddy8557]

I thought that "Firstborn" referred to the original Terran-born space marines. Are there none (or just an insignificant amount) left?

[@revazmeladze]

Can you guys do the same with the grey knights ?

[@alphariusomegon3965]

So will this podcast eventually go on to other streaming services

[@lorecrimes]

Plans are in motion to see to this 💪

[@alphariusomegon3965]

@@lorecrimes let’s gooo

[@obamaprism4168]

@@lorecrimes our lorecrimes shall spread

[@muratferguson4534]

btw... I would say the Black Templars are more a mix of Imperial Fists, World Bearers, World Eaters and Black Legion. Back in the days of 3rd edition they were much more close bonded to World eaters. The devotion chains, hate on psykers, aggression and their honor of close combat.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@GeorgePooshoes]

Correction: Castellans are Lieutenant Equivalents Marshalls are Captain Equivalents. Since the 8th-9th edition retcons.

[@LBerti96]

You didn’t say how it is a reference to Monty Python! It’s called the holy handgranade OF ANTIOCH!

[@thorinhannahs4614]

Black Templars are my favorite because I like Chaplains and Black Templars turn Chaplains up to 11. Just wonderful zealous murder speeches on your way to battle and during battle.

[@Fyrwulf]

Lorecrime! The Nemesis Chapter has a Gloriana class BB.

[@Godzillafan-tv1ks]

44:00 lorecrime DA still have the Invincible Reason

[@marcushanes100]

I think we need hellbreicht plushies to be a thing

[@ThijsSchrijnemakers]

thanks

[@xenoblad]

Could you do a video on the Farsight Enclaves?

[@Theideaspectrum]

“No pity! No remorse! No fear!”

[@Channel-23s]

They got two excuses to have more 1000 space marines 1 infinite crusade 2 many many mini chapters that work under 1 high Marshall

[@luigiwithabeard98]

Even though I picked ultramarines for my space may army Black Templars are my second favorite I just don't like their Primarch

[@muratferguson4534]

1:10:25 Abhor the witch, destroy the witch 1:12:07 Uphold the honor of the emperor 1:12:42 Accept any challenge, no matter the odds 1:13:25 Suffer not the unclean to live

[@InquisitorKryptman]

47:56 Trazyn gonna add some Black Templars to his collection.

[@verigone2677]

Sigusmund would have been the bestest Emperor's Children Captain and I argue would have kept Fulgrim from falling...though that means Jaghatai Khan would have then most likely friendlied up with Perturabo and chosen the Third Path...Dad's NOT a God but IS a dick and mankind has no need for some huge over arching "Imperium". And those 2, easily the most Competent save Robot Girlyman, would have been the most amazing Renegade Force saying Fuck Chaos and Fuck Dad, let's burn this shit down.

[@notoffensivenpc8400]

I can't believe they have Rogal Dorn's colossal chainblade, too weighty for any but an elite sisterhood raised from infancy to adore the Leviathan at his disposal ,expands ever outwards, to onlookers less a flesh length but rather some unstoppable agency of the Sire of the Imperial Fists made manifest, woman after woman incapacitated or stunned, Dora's phenomenally resilient organic matter requiring specialised medical and alchemical gear to: prevent an ever-greater death toll mounting from each Massive Blast of his equipment, dozens of Women requiring extensive augmetic rebuild PER engagement: Not even death can stay the breathtaking Torsion Crusher beneath the Auric Armour - indeed, the blood of martyrs only strengthens the resolve of DoRN making it Harden Ihis wargearI to the point of overstraining the armour's exoskeleton

[@myself2noone]

Hopefully, this version of Sigmund doesn't have a kid with his sister.

[@lukelloyd8976]

Hold on: Abbadon...in Peckham??

[@maxtoast1164]

I’m a bit confuse of this channel is an lore channel with other warhammer KZbinrs or what

[@DoubtkeyApartments]

Yep

[@Taydutt13]

I hate abaddon only survived because of bullshit hacks

[@sadneil529]

:)

[@izzydarkhart4144]

Why do all peope call castellan the equivalent to a Captain? Or did they completely forget that lieutenants exist?. High Marshall is the equivalent to a chapter master, Marshall is the equivalent to Captain, and castellan is the equivalent to a Lieutenant. Maybe it is my easier to tell in 10th edition sense castellans literally have the lieutenant keyword and Marshalls have the Captain keyword and they even share there iconic abilities. It is kind of funny hearing primaris speculation and in hindsight knowing that now in the lore 90% of firstborn have converted to primaris sense 10th edition takes place in the 42nd and not the 41st millennium. Even chapters with known hatred such as the dark angels and black templars and flesh Tearers are most now all primaris.

[@jalejablonsky2396]

Black Templars, that racist uncle you heard about doing some badass shit in ww2 but your parents refuse to let you see them.

[@mieschabear]

Black Templars? more like Chad Templars

[@scottlock8584]

Castellans are lieutenant rank not captains, captain are marshalls

[@fullgreys0n738]

You can't transfer it that easily, they do it that way for game reasons alone. But Lore wise it makes no sense. Becouse a Cpt. usually is in command of a company, a BT Marshall usually commands several hundred up to 1,000 Marines. A Marshal is therefore usually in command of significantly more armed forces than a Cpt. and is also substantially more self-sufficient in his actions from the rest of the Chapter than a Cpt. is.

[@connormcguire484]

Lol sounds like these black Templar guys made extremism a competitive sport

[@tonypecoraro9220]

Everyone knows the BTs are remnants of the Lost Legions! ;)

[@yigarok]

I just have to say only humans have human rights

[@peterga3658]

i really ont like the Black templars and there hypocracy .

[@fullgreys0n738]

Black Templar has somewaht simliar to Seargeants...just sayin.

[@BTM8109]

*random mechanical keyboard clicks*

[@k92ful]

Black Templars: Chiefs of racism

[@shadowrobot7708]

I disagree with the whole they need to be as awful as they are.

[@jamescarter8693]

You are reading this and you're not hearing it you're going to have to pretend like you're hearing it and it is seeped and drenched in good-natured friendly either repetitive minis or intense testosterone pill role-playing but what are all these fake names on here and at the beginning of this thing I can't even listen to anything else cuz I'm confused I'm just going to have to pretend like I'm a major kills comment section I'm getting snort some space Coke or space meth so I can figure out who's who here but nonetheless you guys tickle my ears and my never ending Cavern void if you will hunger for this wonderful world which I believe really doesn't start on Tara I think it starts on Gallifrey

[@passchen-fail3704]

Pancreas no work, I almost forgot, I saw you simping for a Vtuber.