The Blatantly Iconic SLURPO! Segment from THE REAL BBC (Requested Upload)

[@happyjoelucky]

Leia: "I Love You" Han: "I Schlurpo"

[@SpFlash1523]

Leia: 😢

[@SnibsnBibs]

To schlurp or not to schlurp.

[@darth_reason2315]

“You may recognize Harrison Ford from the Iconic Dial of Destiny…” my coworkers thought I was dying….

[@adamcrosby2640]

We had to resolve this plot hole!

[@apatheticnormie3654]

"We've included a special cut scene if you try to free the iconic Han Solo. He'll thaw out, kick you down into the iconic rancor pit and say his iconic line, "Get off my plane."

[@gameofjones4644]

More like, "No ticket."

[@Drak976]

@@gameofjones4644 There's a cut scene where he takes your hat but later on you get to swing on vines with monkeys.

[@JohnGoetzGaming]

​@@gameofjones4644 No Shlerpo

[@FRANK_AZAR]

Han Slurpo.

[@danieltaylor5231]

Many Schlurpo's schlurped to bring us this Schlurpo.

[@n8_b_h]

Hahahahahahaha.

[@jimslater8685]

Admiral Schlurpo please...

[@vladpiranha]

"It's a schlurpo!"

[@ioncewasmikey]

Schlurpoed* 😆 I'm also an advocate for schlurpo to be spelled with a "c!"

[@Jonathonconroy]

RoFL

[@nosickl]

"I owed your son 10 shlurpos and I didn't even pay him. I'm gonna pay you though." 😂 "I shot him in a bar at Tatooine with my schlurpo." 😂 "I'd like you to have the gun I killed him with." 😂

[@michaelspangler5991]

“Fast ship? You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon?” “Should I have?” “It’s the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 Slurpos.”

[@remuslazar2033]

No, Millenium Slurpo

[@hawkeye5955]

​@@remuslazar2033: Aluminum Schlurpo

[@richardcrafton3711]

I think what actually makes this so brilliant and hilarious, is the fact that it is so evident how much these two actually love the franchise. Between Az's Jaba impression and Mahler recounting scenes to insert slurpo's into, to the ever encroaching madness tearing at the seams of this bit. The nihilism and revulsion most of us are here because we experienced, at watching things that we once loved turned into... Well slurpo... It's the best kind of mockery.

[@Motivatedk9]

I was stuck in NYC traffic during this stream on the way home to NH. I almost died at least three times, and I had tears streaming down my face, laughing. I almost drove off the road, nearly rear-ended an 18-wheeler..it was great

[@Drak976]

Officer the internet Brit bongs made me crash. Yeah that would have been bad.

[@notalpharius1841]

Yeah but did you get home in under 15 schlurpos?

[@Zakalwe-01]

Rear-ended an 18 slurpo’er. Nasty! One can only imaging how many slurpos the fine would involve.

[@SuperfluousMoniker]

"Is Slurpo a currency or a person?" Both. They cloned Slurpo and buy things with them.

[@EnsignRedshirtRicky]

A noun, verb, adjective, it covers all the bases.

[@Da_mutha_peckin_H.A._double_T.]

It's like Rick and Morty's Squanchy logic.

[@spiderjeranimo4992]

"Animal, mineral or vegtable?" "Yes."

[@pauls3604]

They cloned Slurpo to by more Slerpos

[@lordhelwintr283]

@@Da_mutha_peckin_H.A._double_T.sounds smurfy

[@thegreatangel8251]

More entertainment in the last 15 mins that the last 12 years of Disney Shite Wars

[@judgedrekk2981]

agreed, this had me rolling almost the whole time when they did it live! I ignored the intro cus i was doing something in minecraft so it took a little to get the joke but I got it pretty fast lol actually I can't remember if that was miecraft or my last day i played of Dead Island 2 lol cus if it was DI2 I know what it might have been and I woulda been 100% on the fight lol

[@Jonathonconroy]

oh gods no more LoL

[@Wastelandman7000]

Best comedy routine in the last 10 years. Period LOL I was rolling around laughing. Gary needs to leave more often LOL

[@Logically_Fallacious]

Abbott and Costello "Who's on First" level skit, imo. 2 Schlürpos up!

[@judgedrekk2981]

@@Logically_Fallacious the who's on first skit is a true comedy classic..... also try Hudson & Landry those guys were hilarious on par with a lot of the vaudville comedians

[@PatrickHenryWoW]

"Robert Slurpo. We were originally going to call him Slurpo Slurpo, but it was too on the nose."

[@alex9x9]

Ronald*

[@DHB373]

Schlurpo’s ears must be burning. 😂 Az and Mauler need to go on tour with this one!

[@richardbohacik2685]

Az and Mauler channeling their madness and weirdness together is what I needed today 😄

[@eliotduke1753]

For real. That was priceless

[@jim7217]

They are truly insane in the greatest way! Fantastically entertaining strange minds

[@sognurT]

Bri'ish people innit?

[@Jonathonconroy]

you guys are making me cry tears of laugter.

[@israelhess5873]

Pure comedy gold

[@juddgoswick2024]

"It's perfect." "It will be, when it fits a slurpo."

[@Saith516]

"Here, I have exactly 5 schlurpoes. Can i buy the 6 schlurpoes over there, please?" - actual line from Star Wars Outlaws

[@GFloydKang]

Shlurpo approves of this clip

[@brockdavid]

Shlurpo shlurpo’d this comment, shlurpo.

[@bumblebee1300]

I’ll pay you 5 shlurpos if you can smuggle some shlurpos across the shlurpo

[@Jonathonconroy]

needs more shlurpo

[@Logically_Fallacious]

Because this will become as famous as Abbott and Costello's "Who's on First," I've been corrected on the spelling of Schlurpo to the proper German: Schlürpo

[@dumdumer892]

Shlurpo is the best Disney Star Wars character, even before Babu Frikk.

[@Hot_Dice]

Dude, I was listening to this live in headphones while working in a public place.. trying not to seem entirely insane laughing to myself and grinning wildly.

[@laoxep]

Such (s)training of willpower! Did you succeed?

[@Hot_Dice]

@@laoxep no, no I did not 😂

[@shawnsmith2006]

They're going dock you some schlurpos if they find out.

[@Hot_Dice]

@@shawnsmith2006 WAAJA GOOBA JEDI, LESS SHLURPOS NOW 🤣

[@JAWS1376]

I'm 48 years old!! i can't be spitting water all over my desk laughing so hard. Thank you both!

[@sykosocial9]

Holy shit I’ve never heard mauler and Az laugh so hard

[@kevinjackman4026]

This is nothing compared to the EFAP Isle of Man meme. You can find on Birds elope with sun. F..... priceless!

[@denkerbosu3551]

AZ whenever he reviewed Batwhaman

[@jaffarebellion292]

​@@kevinjackman4026The Isle of Man flag broke something inside MauLer. I don't think he ever recovered.

[@happyjoelucky]

this segment was so legendary, just rewatched The Real BBC schlurpo episode this morning to get my schlurpo on, this makes it even easier lmfao

[@ericshaunfield9304]

Gary left and this went completely Shlurpo

[@SpFlash1523]

Gary: "I'm never leaving this Shlurpo again."

[@Sapoverde33-b1q]

I may never financially schlurpo from this

[@kevinericsnell4092]

English guys doing South Park voices is now my favorite thing

[@abramillio6402]

Mauler is Welsh.

[@cameronbechtold]

@LandOfTheGeeklike he said, 2 English guys

[@Drak976]

@@cameronbechtold No way the Welsh are even stranger somehow which I can't really understand because Brits already are inscrutable. They may be in a United Kingdom but all those different areas have different fun chaps. We need more Irish computing forever guy is kind of depressing sorry not sorry. Maybe a Northern Irish boomer guy.

[@WillRobinson]

@@Drak976Am married to a Welshwoman, I can confirm that yes, they are strange. It's the radiation in the mountains I reckon.

[@Idiotocin]

Everyone's pointing out how MauLer is Welsh but it should be noted Az is a New Zealander

[@heikira438]

"Hello all my Shlurpos"-Wolf

[@EmperorRadiationEmpire]

How about a Shlurpo Star which it is a moon sized Shlurpo and with an exhaust port no smaller than womp rat going on a Shlurpo diet.

[@scrappypirate2268]

Maybe the real treasure was the shlurpo's we made along the way.

[@Mereologist]

The real shlurpo was in our hearts all along!

[@Turd_Rocket]

The real Slurpo was the Slurpo we slurped along the Slurpo.

[@reallybig4868]

2 days in a row seeing this vibe 😅. Yesterday was a dead space vid lol

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering... Suffering leads to Slurpo..."

[@Critter145]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Wordgoblin]

Keen fans may recognize Richard Kimble frozen in carbonite during his quest to find the one armed man, who did the Kessel run in 48 Slurpos!

[@generalflux2344]

“You find that man!”

[@Bonesawisready926]

At this point, Disney just needs to make a Glub shitto character.

[@richardcrafton3711]

Would watch

[@axiss5840]

That's part of their problem, they HAVE been doing that. Padding out existing, safe shit instead of writing a halfway decent story that matters in the Star Wars universe.

[@Drak976]

@@axiss5840 There is a rock who is their navigator I guess like uhh telepathy or something?

[@michaelll]

That's hilarious. That face of the girl in the game looks like a copy of matt damon from team america. It looks exactly like him

[@piratesnugglecakes]

I still say it looks like Luther from The Warriors.

[@dutchmansmine9053]

Matt Damon

[@muzzlevelocity4397]

Now I need an 'I'm with Slurpo" t-shirt.

[@bumgarb42]

I watched it live. I laughed. I cried. I shlurpo'd. This uncut clip is the best.

[@alejandroangel998]

“Say hello to my little slurpo” 😂

[@katherineboone999]

Lost in all of this is the fact that Az has a shockingly accurate Jabba impression 😂

[@mattkindig7460]

You guys forgot that during the game you are being chased by the Sith Lord Darth Slurpo!!!

[@EmperorRadiationEmpire]

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Shlurpo the Shlurpo? I thought not. It's not a story the BBC would tell you. It's a Slurpo legend. Darth Slurpo was a Slurpo Lord of the Slurpos, so powerful and so wise he could use the Slurpos to influence the Shlurpo to create Shlurpo life... He had such a knowledge of the Shlurpo that he could even keep the Shlurpo ones he cared about from dying. The Shlurpo is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his Shlurpo, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice Shlurpo everything he knew, then his apprentice Shlurpod him in his sleep. Ironic, he could Shlurpo others from death, but not himself.

[@jamesgall475]

These 2 together trolling is my favorite 😂

[@NarcolepticEwe]

For the amount of sheer off the cuff memeing they’re doing, it’s shocking how accurate this is now that the game is out and yet they’ve still managed to come up with something more interesting than what we got.

[@TheRealMackyt]

"...we will send you an iconic Jar Jar Binks Star Wars popcorn bucket". 😂 🤣 💀 MauLer doing that voice is fucking on point!

[@johngibson8636]

This is one of the funniest segments ever. I’d pay $200 for a super deluxe edition of the game narrated/voiced by Az and Mauler

[@NathanCassidy721]

12:36 “Our story team had to reconcile this plot hole-“ HOLY SHIT LOL

[@ASoberBear]

Mauler losing his shit and finally going off the deep end just to finally pull it back was hilarious watching in real time.

[@fionnaitsradag5152]

"The shlurpo will be with you...always."

[@lore2177]

I keep coming back to this discussion whenever i need a good laugh. Thanks for clipping it 🤣🤣🤣

[@davidnierzwick2775]

Same😂 Might be 5th watch😂

[@beoxsgaming9388]

The most fun I've had with ANYTHING related to Star Wars in YEARS!!!

[@SlipstreamIndex]

I literally feel like Im just watching two good friends get each other to laugh repeateldly... but I know the context, so I can laugh too :) This is just too good

[@michaelroberts3898]

The iconic throne room of the Hutt Cartel, at first glance, has someone standing there with pants around their ankles. It was only the way the shadows fell but I had to do a double take to make sure someone’s slurpo wasn’t exposed

[@CorpusChristman]

Possibly AZ and Mauler’s best moments together, ever! Still howling!🤣

[@Zac_Frost]

Gary leaving Az and MauLer alone was accidental genius. These two play off each other too damn well.

[@ChemCram]

I nearly Slurpo'd my pants laughing my slurpo off

[@kenlipson8686]

I'm not joking....I'm listening to this all Slurpo day on repeat

[@leewsmith41]

One Slurpo to rule them all, one Slurpo to find them, One Slurpo to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them; In the Land of Slurpo where the Slurpos lie

[@keiichimaebara1360]

I like how the longer it went, the more Mauler sounded like Homer Simpson

[@Melchiah28]

Quote AZ: "Oh god, i hate Star Wars". I think everyone of us feels that way.🤣

[@SpFlash1523]

Yep.

[@benjikoopa]

The Jar Jar Binks popcorn bucket was gold

[@mavericmorph5358]

Mauler does a great impression of Jimmy.

[@topcat7323]

I give this BBC episode 10 slrupo's out of 10.😊👍

[@KentheDeer]

When will Az start his voice acting career? Boy’s got pipes!

[@towerofghenjei]

We’ll pay you 500,000 Slurpos if you take the Slurpo all the way to East Slurpo, but only if you make it there in under 8 Slurpos.

[@ThePholder30]

Love it ❤ wetting myself - Az & Mauler's laughter is so infectious 😂

[@davidhughes8966]

ITS OVER ANAKIN! I HAVE THE SHLURPO !

[@SpFlash1523]

YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY SHLURPO!

[@The_Primary_Axiom]

This is comedy gold lol. I feel bad for mauler and babyface. They have to play this trash for us. At least they make some money off it.

[@painkilleradict]

Fifteen and a half minutes of madness. My gut hurts.

[@jameskershaw4452]

Here on Slurpo, everyone and everything is referred to as Slurpo.

[@Wastelandman7000]

Best comedy routine in the last 10 years. Seriously you guys are up there with Who's On First at this point. Pure gold!

[@daskampffredchen]

Schlurpo is A guy A species A food? A currency A unit of time A unit of distance

[@Señor-Donjusticia]

Don’t forget an entire planet

[@daskampffredchen]

@@Señor-Donjusticia Thats where they get the Schlurpo from

[@Daemonicon]

Forget squid game being a death game just watch this as a drinking game and take a shot every time they say slurpo

[@DeetotheDubs]

Speedrunning liver failure.

[@Manatouille]

I will do it 🤟🤣

[@minion3806]

​@Manatouille did you do it? And survive?

[@Manatouille]

@@minion3806 I tried but could not finished it 'cause I passed out 🤣

[@charge416]

"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous Schlurpos"

[@Saltine76]

40 shlurpos on the newcomer

[@brockdavid]

I’ll give you, 15, Shlurpos… is it currency or people!?

[@chucklebouf5379]

@@brockdavid The lore of slurpoes is rich and deep. Originally it was a race of aliens, from he planet slurpo, then the name for slaves taken from that race which became the general word for a slave, then a unit of currency valued at the average cost to buy a slurpo, then a unit of measure for how far the average slurpo runs when they escape and finally a popular name for those in power based on the number of slurpoes they own. Regional pronunciations like shlurpo and schlurpo only further enrich the lore.

[@bumblebee1300]

I’ll donate 30 shlurpos so you can use them for shlurpo labor

[@davidbrennan660]

That is one hell of a super thanks.

[@TheMustachioedJames]

"You wanna know how I got these slurpos? My father was a drinker and a fiend..."

[@JMRomeroRo]

Thanks I started watching this at the gym and if they didn't before, now they must think I'm a psycho for laughing on my own. You owe me at least 5 shlurpos

[@DraNayban]

This was 15 and a half minutes I'll never get back. Wouldn't change it for a Slurpo.

[@blankadams3120]

I've heard Slurpo so often since this segment happened that it doesn't mean things any longer...

[@MrBDB001]

The Fellowship of the slurpo approved I just love these guys.

[@ericv00]

My favorite part was when Shlurpo said "It's shlurpin' time" and then shlurped everyone.

[@Mereologist]

And then everyone stood up and clapped.

[@spiderjeranimo4992]

"My Shlurpo was in the Shlurpo rainforrest researching Shlurpos right before she Shlurpoed."

[@seandavidson6712]

Ive Shlurpoed more times watching this than the last time I got Shlurpoed in my sleep. The more I watch the more I shlurpoed 😂😂

[@ironwulfx]

You have no idea how much I needed this video. It could not have come at a more perfect time. Y'all are brilliant and I love y'all! 🤣🧡

[@thatpatrickguy3446]

Is it sad or glorious when Mauler and AZ's insane ramblings are more enjoyable than this game is likely to be?

[@vespenegas261]

Yes

[@DuckSith]

Slurpo Law. Important canonical reference material this.

[@ThereIsAlwaysaWay2]

WHAT ?!? Mauler can laugh? and he got the best jokes 😂👍Thx for this Garry. (prob XRay who did the editing tough)

[@trequor]

Look up "isle of man efap" if you want to hear Mauler lose his shit

[@MediumRareOpinions]

​@@trequorI will also Submit Maulers Gartic Phone "Sonic" drawing. As well as his Drunken Simpsons Hit and Run Stream with Metal. He got hammered and very loose with the laughs that evening.

[@OGDanteZero]

May the slurpo be with us 😂

[@RevTim70]

This was massively entertaining, probably better than the actual story

[@ratskigoblinski4963]

the Schlurpo is strong with these two

[@Israfel36]

Holy shit Mauler's announcer voice is perfect

[@aaronwalker1615]

P.S. New character is actually Han Solos secret Trans Daughter... Who's going to have Trans-Droid-Gender reassignment!

[@josharchibald4637]

This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen

[@Dil-DoeShaggings]

The Shulrpo must flow

[@steelshanks1265]

This is the best We get of Star Wars now... AZ and MauLer losing their minds over terrible Games, made by terrible companies, recruited by terrible Disney... A decade of Star Wars shite... Great Job Disney... Sad times...

[@IrrelevantClueless]

Sneem Wars: Schlurpo strikes back

[@crazygoat100]

Fits and giggles and giggles and fits. Thanks

[@damnsilly666]

Watching Az almost shoot his drink out his nose, almost made me shoot my drink out my nose....lmao 😂😂

[@OptimusJedi]

“If you strike me down I shall become more Slurpo than you can possibly imagine” -Darth KenobiWalker.

[@EmperorRadiationEmpire]

That is no moon, it is the Shlurpo star and it has a exhaust port no smaller than a womp rat on a Shlurpo diet.

[@ClydeJHatbird]

They used the word "iconic" 50% less than actual ubisoft.

[@TheWriteFiction]

So this is what losing your mind looks like?

[@The_Implications]

You don't know the power of the shlurpo.

[@mouseinthesinkingship]

Didn't have a brain freeze like this since the iconic ice-slurpo planet in the Empire Slurpos Back

[@ianthomas6499]

Probably my third time watching or listening to this and it makes my shitty day at work better every time! Hail Shlurpo!

[@Tyrs_Finox]

We clearly need a Star Wars parody called something like: "Slurpo Wars; return of the Slurposians" or something in that theme. I mean the whole series is ripe for parody now!

[@Firenutz]

“No. I AM your shlurpo.”

[@SpFlash1523]

"No. No. That's not true. That's Shlurpo."

[@colinwest3301]

Skimline Piggy guards🤣🤣🤣. Love it. Next up, a remake of TheMan From Uncle with Napoleon Shlurpo😂😂

[@ViolentMessiah666]

Hail the Schlurpo Cut! 🤘

[@LaVeyCharkusVeros]

What's kind of sad is knowing lefties will *never* know how just enjoying life and bursting out in laughter with friends are like we do. 😂

[@SchizoidPD]

I guess it depends on how far gone they are. Laughter is a human universal, after all, so I have no trouble envisioning the moderate types enjoying similar banter and merry-making. It is - I imagine - when they've totally commited to the sort of radicalism we've seen so much of in recent years that the fear of offense gets so ingrained that any sort of funny repartee is viewed with suspicion, if not outright hostility.

[@leealgozzini6915]

Both of you make great points !!! Poet Pablo Neruda stated, "laughter is the language of the soul." If you lose laughter, you lose your soul !!! 😢

[@613-shadow9]

@@SchizoidPD there was an article about how laughter is white supremist. they're too far gone. they cannot even laugh for fear of being racist.

[@Drak976]

@@SchizoidPD They still love Sunny in Philadelphia so they don't cancel it. I was a lefty they only laugh around their trusted group and sadly people can purity spiral whatever. I'm just happy to be here with the Slurpo crew.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

You can only laugh at the state-approved media.

[@patrickmccarthy2664]

I love this!!!❤😂 Much needed 😊 thank you so much 😅

[@Hank..]

"Ive been looking forward to this" "Yes, I bet you have" "Maclunkey" "Shlurpo"