The Blendette and The Bush

The Blendette and The Bush
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► Outro: • Abstract - 22 (feat. D...
Thanks for Watching once again :)

[@tiakiwi]

Claudette what were you doing? No0b: Teleporting, you?

[@BulletMonkey152]

Omfg this needs more likes

[@tiakiwi]

Cade Bailey hahaha thanks

[@lia-ux2yx]

doing gens, you?

[@azamyunos6334]

I understand this phrase!

[@cale8581]

Azam Yunos yeah me too not

[@redopha]

“You were teleporting” - *The Person Playing the Killer Whose Ability is Literally Blinking Into the Spirit Realm to Cross-Map Survivors*

[@kkjasmine5579]

o

[@dazzlingsky8863]

o

[@groovywelsh2161]

o

[@nwohellfire5299]

o

[@unused7629]

o

[@krisymac3514]

"How do you feel comfortable healing me in the middle of nowhere. Don't you need a bush" I felt called out

[@MathieuBench]

No replies???

[@appleman69420]

Spider boy idk lol

[@aspect1040]

I ma ruined the likes 401 now

[@appleman69420]

Aspect 10 too bad so sad

[@dushanpersaud2925]

Lmao same

[@elliebunnyx]

“MOVE I NEED TO FIND A BUSH!!”

[@DaveMicrowavesGames]

Sometimes I wonder if players will ever know the difference between lag and cheating, after the countless hours they've clocked into the game.

[@savsaro]

I wonder if those same ignorant players will learn how to spell the words they're using. 😔

[@chimpevent2406]

savsaro I don't see any misspelled words.

[@n8with8s]

@@savsaro me to

[@badvoodoo2097]

Salt my guy

[@infinitezota1336]

Not to mention she was just a shitty Nurse lol

[@Kyra-qn3nh]

Blendette: doubles back Killers: Is this teleportation?

[@wildin1170]

Woah woah, don’t lump me and other killers into the same category as that fool

[@auzell1449]

Dude, that first Nurse is THE definition of sweat. Playing Nurse with Ruin and Make Your Choice and slugging even with 1 DC and 5 gens left.

[@TheVaultDweller-oi9ij]

True. By the way, do you know the direction to Sector C Test Labs?

[@tenn2591]

she prolly. had the most annoying perks to

[@smartmovestephen5390]

Could have been worse

[@TheEntityFromTheVoid]

Wait so ya telling me if I do a comment really funny I will get likes good plan (♡,♡)

[@coryl3075]

@@TheVaultDweller-oi9ij up the hall and take a left. The door should be on your right

[@christianwmpTTV]

When you're so sneaky you legitimately phase out of existence for small durations of time and appear as if you are teleporting.

[@majesticbanana7316]

Bush: exists P3 claudette: Hippety Hoppety this is now my property

[@soIzec]

Oink

[@taneli5026]

It's free real estate

[@gamingonly2524]

@@nai4904 u disgust me

[@majesticbanana7316]

@Gucci Baby ikr

[@ghostsneverdie5164]

*Hippity Hoppity

[@Willzsaezgaming]

Who remembered when he ran a piggy for 20 mins and a Claud didn’t do gens Subscribe LOL

[@edgart5669]

Will Boat yes

[@warwolfkill3032]

Me. He was getting chased for what, 18 minutes? The Claudette was just sitting in a bush, close to the Hatch.

[@noahhomyak9477]

DOING GENS, YOU?

[@Monkey-Man04]

What do you mean? The Claudette was doing gens, but what about you?

[@Dizzeke]

doing gens, you?

[@BaldHoe]

Nurse: *Can actually teleport to kill survivors* Noob3: “ *Teleports* “ Nurse: wAiT, tHaT’s iLlEgAl

[@vladsandu4233]

Leave this comment at 69 likes or you will have 20000000 years of bad luck

[@dahannes6739]

@@vladsandu4233 cringe

[@TheEntityFromTheVoid]

@@vladsandu4233 Cringe

[@Boxfoxyy]

@@vladsandu4233 cringe

[@mojo5398]

@@vladsandu4233 cringe

[@NKVD-Guard1988]

Totaly: 17 times he said "bush" 6 times he said "corn"

[@it5me869]

“I’m becoming a daily uploader!” “Not really” Like if you cried

[@minipotatoes3254]

Nurse who had trouble catching him: "you were hacking!" In actuality: SLIIIDE TO THE LEFT! *nurse teleport* SLIIIDE TO THE RIGHT! *nurse teleport into swing miss(

[@D8W2P4]

LET THE HACKUSATIONS FLY!

[@genesisorigin5941]

Cross kross!

[@perciliouspz7284]

@@genesisorigin5941 you mean criss cross

[@Hey-ln8uz]

Realizes there’s counterplay against nurses Your HaCKIiIIng!!!!!

[@genesisorigin5941]

Jay Laue auto correct 😐😑

[@ghastxm2083]

no one: no0b3 the whole entire match: gotta find a BuSh where Art THOU

[@tamioenmu6621]

Nurse: u were teleporting Me: I thought that was your job

[@demikazi]

"You were cheEting" "You were teleporting" I swear that's the funniest thing I've ever seen in dbd

[@garfieldsenpai]

lol thats like the guy told me i was a "looer" just what the hell XD

[@Mister_Facepalm]

I sawe it

[@Skadongle]

Flair Inferno the killer is probably 9 years old tbh he was misspelling very simple words i wouldnt be too harsh

[@pinkpaesh3474]

Do you know what is funnier? Neo. Shes hilarious.

[@themasterobudder4504]

honestly he should have just said no u

[@vizionxyz]

Claudette: *doesn't move* Killer: where tf did the claudette go?

[@purplesweaterboi4763]

She mastered the art of standing so still that she is invisible, like Drax in Infinity War.

[@Veryfriedperson7]

Stealth 100 my guy.

[@cloudybhoy8815]

@@Veryfriedperson7 sneak** 100

[@W.S._Ortega]

"I get to be: Doing Gens, you?" The king has fallen a long way from the top.

[@kushkong1339]

"oh what did you name your crow?" x'D was ded

[@mouse7211]

"yOu WeRe tElePoRtIng" that's coming from the killer who can actually teleport herself-

[@heaikawuolabwollberg514]

Ratpea bc that’s the nurses power? And survivors arent supposed to?

[@lizziethegamer904]

@@heaikawuolabwollberg514 then again survivors can teleport.........its called lag 😂😂😂

[@spinelquitiguess8379]

Heaika Wuolab Wollberg Not sure but R/Whooosh

[@wildin1170]

Lizzie TheGamer lmaooo

[@sootyve3958]

Laberruth that’s 4 subreddits linked to you just from this comment

[@carolinagaytan260]

“I need to find a bush” Best thing I’ve heard all my life

[@FiveGeeksBlog]

I'm picturing that moment from Revenge of the Nerds III when they found weed growing on that island, and Booger yelled, "We've got BUSH!"

[@canismajor1186]

I kept thinking of expresidents and pubes.

[@dagnaldblumbf1882]

I need to find a big bush goth gf

[@icehoof]

It's pretty hard to notice, but with a keen eye. You might be able to see a bush somewhere on screen

[@TheEntityFromTheVoid]

@@FiveGeeksBlog HAHHA YOU ARE HALAURIUS MY BOI

[@redci2441]

9:00 the soundtrack is "deep thoughts - morning light music " , noob3 dont ever die men

[@kableTC]

THANK YOU MY HERO

[@buddyburrows]

He not dead. Thanks to you

[@D3myx]

This didn’t age well… but then it aged well again

[@HeIsFunkyMonkey]

RIP No0b3's God Pallet 8/7/19 "He was a good pallet."

[@Tman_Hall]

"You were teleporting!" The *NURSE* angrily shouted at the survivor. That's _her_ thing, no survivor should be able to take it from her.

[@roccoon9892]

Is that a fanfic? Link please 8))))

[@keemstarismyfather6565]

Rowan B. are you ok

[@yaaboi]

Noobs cheating, he's teleporting forward in time to get a constant upload schedule.

[@HYAA_AA]

This is my King Crimson Ability!

[@Nyehhhhhh]

@@HYAA_AA GOLDEN EXPERIENCE

[@FiveGeeksBlog]

I need to step up my cheating, and by cheating, I mean a constant upload schedule.

[@argonianale5716]

cheeting*** get it right

[@FiveGeeksBlog]

@@argonianale5716, you right.

[@alejandroarm5637]

Nobody Killer mains: eeeemmmmm you are hacking And you only gen Rush reported

[@Keithixix]

Eh, I only hate it when like 4 gens get done within the first 10 seconds even though I have ruin up

[@alejandroarm5637]

@@Keithixix nice meme too

[@gabrielredfield2089]

@@Keithixix lmao so true

[@swift.3382]

The music during the montage is called Deep Thoughts by Morninglightmusic by the way.

[@TewbBelrog]

much tenks

[@kayleeelizabeth8397]

Honestly my fave comment thank you v much

[@xthespinne5985]

Useless Comment the song is in the description

[@swift.3382]

@@xthespinne5985 back when it was uploaded, it wasn't there :-)

[@thievinglittlegoblin404]

Nurse: "you were teleporting" Noob3: "pot calling the kettle black"

[@demikazi]

Noob every 5 seconds: "Bush! BUSH! Bush! I need a bush!!"

[@sequence0230]

As I read this comment No0b3 said “Bush! Bush! I need a bush!”

[@firestarr5812]

DamnImissed 2 What?

[@lavender1538]

@DamnImissed 2 thats a nice yt community

[@Scrappy88.]

I studied Claudette’s for a month to understand how they adapted to their habitat and I learned that their sole purpose is to blend in and do gens and if they get caught hide in a locker or run in a bush

[@RandomRakkoon]

That’s me besides the hide part, I always commit to an almost done gen while the Meg and Bill run away

[@Scrappy88.]

PuddleSlime yea most blendettes do that but if there rank 20 they don’t :(

[@RandomRakkoon]

Unknown_X _Toxic Yeah I find the stereotype hilarious but a lot of Claudettes/Blendettes I know only hide next to objects when they want to get out of a chase

[@Scrappy88.]

PuddleSlime pretty much every Claudette who isn’t toxic 😂😂or who have had enough of a chase

[@RandomRakkoon]

Unknown_X _Toxic Yeah I play on mobile so everything is brown so Claudettes might as well be in a permanent cloak

[@Mercy4Hire]

When you're country's economy is too good "BUSH, BUSH i need a bush !"

[@lizbitsmith9706]

Jeremie Mazerolle underrated comment

[@jay-xp1vo]

"you were teleporting!!" Did you mean: lag

[@iseefood4522]

Hey that might be the problem that nurse has

[@kaoteni4122]

That or the nurse didn't realize how easy it is to avoid her blinks if you pay attention, but she thought he was teleporting away every time she blinked

[@properson820]

Killer: I’m going to have a nice normal game and kill some survivors. SWF 4 player Blendette squad:im bout to end this man’s whole career

[@Keithixix]

Me as Hillbilly with an ebony mori and instachainsaw: *I'm about to beat this bitch up.*

[@kingsly2275]

all seeing "blood" wraith: whats stealth?

[@Pan_exe_]

@@Keithixix toxicccc

[@rorywhelan_]

I had a game last a whole hour as killer trying to find two blendettes who refused to do gens

[@jaquanepatterson2537]

What if they made a joke skin for her “Camouflage Claudette”

[@foxtrotin5]

"Camodette"

[@Biggiecheeseness]

Fox Trotin5 I just deadass laughed 😂

[@demonducky28]

and its just neon fucking pink

[@ryanrigley2558]

@@demonducky28 she still doesn't get spotted

[@demonducky28]

@@ryanrigley2558 noooooo lol

[@mythmage8231]

"So, just sit back, relax, and immerse yourslef in-" Interuppting ad: HOW BOUT NO!

[@joshr9604]

Nurse: You were teleporting. e.e No0b3: How?!? Me: **Mimicking the nurse** Even though you teleport all the time?

[@scottpilgrim1518]

QuestyWesty oh sure you can Nightcrawler Nurse your way around the map allllll day, but if I do iT ONE TIME

[@janedoe-tz3zh]

Lol. Should have said "no you were"

[@FiveGeeksBlog]

Bamf!

[@ThirdeyeXo]

Wtf does e.e mean

[@Scalam1]

When you juke to hard and get accused of teleporting XD

[@martinsimek2728]

Let's play a drinking game and drink whenever he says "Bush" 🤔😂

[@lordbores2233]

🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Nepiro7]

Martin Simek alcohol poisoning waiting to happen 😭🤣

[@mindginery]

Yeah and then we can play "who can live the longest with alcohol poisoning"

[@Drowsyys]

@@mindginery yes

[@Nepiro7]

Neptune Nemesis 🤣🤣🤣

[@nothingspecial2332]

imagine this on the new western map.

[@rinhd1977]

That ambient music in the background makes this so much less violent

[@Refrigeraptor]

Speaking of, do you know what it is? I didn't see it listed anywhere and I like the song

[@vstro223]

RiꜱᴇnHᴇᴇd song????

[@kevina6921]

@@vstro223 Morninglightmusic -Deep Thoughts

[@pascal6534]

@@kevina6921 Thank you!

[@spearinhand]

Roses are red DbD is cursed Why do you have to be so immersed?

[@marmarzzz]

@@sk1re354 oof

[@ducky3894]

Original Comment. I like it.

[@user87576]

@dexani Ok?

[@xoxi306]

Sk1re “ya mom gay” is overused by sad elephant looking bitches like u its literally so cringy get over it

[@justmo6208]

@@xoxi306 you know I dont think they care.

[@tomie4762]

Teleporting blendette is actually mind gaming

[@whyme5210]

Idk why but I still watch no0b3 even tho I quit DBD a long time ago :/

[@OskarK04]

"I've decided to become one with the bush" - No0b3 2019

[@JCline-mb8eq]

I clicked faster than the speed of my two brain cells trying to think. Edit: *sniff* *sob* The guy that roasted me- I- ;-;

[@victormunhozzz]

Well...then I guess it wasn't that fast. _roasted._

[@pigfrog8875]

Lucky you still have 2 braincells, I lost mine after exams

[@CherubiJubell]

Aww, lol😂

[@M140i23]

Colorlessie holy shit dude that was fast 😂

[@forsaken696]

J. Cline shut up

[@MARYWTHER]

Blendettes be like: blendetting is hard, dude, it takes practice!

[@user-cd4xo6ul6d]

I love you

[@tomtravis959]

“What we’re you doing all game?” Noob3: “doing gens, you?”

[@albertcapodanno7347]

Noobs upload schedule is as consistent as me eating dinner with my family

[@logannorris-lambe8083]

Mad lad eats as much as frequent as a lion

[@dthelucario129]

Same

[@tracijune]

Your commentary genuinely cheers me up so much.

[@luckyglove9396]

If you are gonna make a stealth build for Claudette make sure to get iron will as the moans when you are injured will ruin the immersion especially when they are right next to you.

[@bryandavila4023]

“I get to be doing gens, you? I get to play the other role” *plays the claudettes music* 6:13

[@jeremychen2474]

Anyone know the name of the piano song?

[@SpinalWall16589]

Clicked faster than the speed of sound. Edit: Praise the upload gods for two uploads in a row. 🙌

[@kaneli5033]

Give claps to nooby for uploading twice a row

[@dsangel4135]

Same

[@joeyjointjebaiter1275]

I like how you added the edit after like 3 minutes

[@joeyjointjebaiter1275]

@@kaneli5033 *claspoes hard*

[@user87576]

@@joeyjointjebaiter1275 lol

[@user-et9wm6ox3b]

2:13 "oh what did you name your crow?" im wheezing 😭🤣

[@JeremyOfWars]

RIP man. You were my favorite youtuber..

[@Thewizcanwiz]

Wow this video just got uploaded and it already has 1 dislike haters gotta hate. Keep up the good work noob

[@purple_pxnda2568]

Thewizcanwiz 1311 the must have notification on truly

[@batcowxd8231]

They realized it wasn’t Minecraft haha

[@okbuddy1842]

Probably that nurse that accused him of cheating

[@raidedeclipse9344]

Yet they subscribe but the dislike the video

[@prestonallen8966]

probably aladin

[@yungtux8770]

Bro is your game glitched because there's no survivor on your screen.

[@2119D]

😂😂

[@rxmiree]

Someone is going to get woooshed, I can feel it

[@2119D]

@@rxmiree oh someone will😂

[@MrKrypt]

@@rxmiree *someone doesnt get the joke* Us: oh yeah this is big brain time

[@rxmiree]

@@MrKrypt yeeea it's karma time

[@greendurian1417]

see gen - blendette : “ aint nobody got time for dat “

[@univurse4283]

“Is the god pallet real?” Noob: *wastes god pallet* Me: *laughs in Any Means Necessary perk*

[@user-lx2gm4ll8c]

"Well looks like playing is bannable" OchiDO: First time?

[@jimmycarter1632]

Lol I think noob has been banned a few times too

[@zant2146]

Yeah um OchiDo got banned multiple times for exploiting, that's not the same chief

[@Liumane]

ew

[@MM-vr8rj]

@@zant2146 that Nurse should get banned! A Nurse with 3 blinks is exploiting!

[@zyon2901]

Neksonan x Ochi got banned for exploiting and witch hunting I thought.

[@muilik6701]

A nurse just accused a survivor for "cheeting" teleporting surviver hmm but can't u also teleport 🤔

[@GonzalesSpidi]

insta-normie

[@arianas0714]

Big brain time

[@martintovar3225]

But the nurse doesn’t teleport she goes through objects

[@bengameing2208]

That funny

[@ankster9143]

The end of video montages with the music.. are good vibes

[@cosmeticallycayla]

the "come here boy" may be the best edit you've ever done on your channel holy shit im weeping

[@grot9807]

I am incredibly pleased that you dedicated this video to me many thanks

[@Kellan1202]

"Doing gens, You?" Never forget

[@ccsoldaccount]

Alternative title for the video: "Will it Blend? Dead by Daylight Edition"

[@superiorspider-kid8579]

Aladdin: you were actually cheating Noob3: think you've had to many wishes from your genie

[@axmonster8274]

Unpopular opinion but at least half of the people that play Claudette use her because she’s the best at hiding because she’s bl... broken Edit: may I just say i fucking love everyone who enjoyed these comments you’re the best

[@Green_Cumulon]

I know the Minority will disagree but I agree that the way she blends into the dark grass has something to do with her ski... skill botany knowledge

[@axmonster8274]

Green Cumulon maybe it’s because she’s such a ni... nimble person

[@Green_Cumulon]

She is probably used to hiding in the fields because it's the place she used to pi... play in

[@Ir1della]

uhhhhhhh

[@axmonster8274]

Ăvenia lumière what? It’s just a stutter

[@michaeljakcsonkillerqueen385]

Me: never gets chased when I want to Noob3: gets chased when he doesn't want to

[@DogGettingHaircut]

I love how the one teleporting killer calls you out for teleporting

[@kacecrimson8297]

This has been the best vacation ever, solely because these back to back videos

[@pinkyless]

Hey n00b, I lost 2 fingers yesterday and watching your videos has helped me keep my spirits up. Thanks for being such a funny dude!

[@clokz_vel0city833]

Ebrithil1 how’d you lose two fingers?

[@kriokay8003]

typing must be a pain for PC at least

[@perciliouspz7284]

@@kriokay8003 xbox?

[@hhsksshej2718]

I hope you doing ok

[@lukelearbomb5268]

Now you gonna miss your gen skill checks

[@SauceBean]

WOW 2 days in a row that's like a new record, good job no0b3!

[@jaybridgement3597]

I really liked the balance between the commentary and the non commentary ( with added sound effects ) keep up the good content man

[@MarcoCapelli74]

This is ma fav vid... 'cause i'm a Blendette main. I've found so many places in all the maps where i can blend so nicely.

[@lslimjiml]

“What did you name your crow” 😂😂 keep them amazing videos up bro!

[@SM-ss1ip]

It's my birthday, and what a birthday present from No0b3 too upload twice

[@Weekndgroupie]

Yo it's my birthday today too! Happy birthday

[@unprime_laugh]

both of u happy birthday :)

[@SM-ss1ip]

@@Weekndgroupie happy birthday my dude

[@SM-ss1ip]

@@unprime_laugh thanks bro

[@imjustbulkingiswear3568]

Happy birthday my guy mine is on the 11th :D

[@yungccsonar]

"i havent really leveled up claudette" Is level 50

[@eldritch_Sage]

I thought the same thing! For me “havent really leveled up” means im somewhere from lvl 1-15 or so but this man thinks lvl 50 is child’s play (then again he plays this game 24/7 sooo)

[@nickagnola2303]

We all going to ignore the fact there was a player called Nea Khalifa? GGs only

[@gematriatkn9563]

Yes

[@2d_899]

*"Doing gens, you?"*

[@dessertrabbitytgaming2184]

U should've told the nurse that "I'm not cheating you just need to get good scrub"

[@MarcoCapelli74]

Blendette stealth build is actually incredibly fun. I laugh so hard when killers doesn't see me and i'm just right in front of their nose. XD

[@noobplays6853]

"Bush lives matter" Or the "Why im not immersed"

[@carmineonline06]

Video idea! Do a video with only trying to survive with bad perks

[@tdoubledub1]

He did self care and dead hard

[@hreos1]

There you go :) kzbin.info/www/bejne/oaXXkqCGn7uLjdE

[@meetelrancho193]

@@sk1re354 brutal finish

[@meetelrancho193]

@@l0817 beside self care and no mither, that was a good video

[@manuelplasencia8250]

This is like the Claudette that ruined everything when you were at 21 escapes in a row “getting chased for 20 minuets”

[@Sonic9078]

I love the edits 💀 makes these videos fun to binge when high asf 😂

[@malaciann5276]

I hope you’re doing okay! Thank you for all the videos you’ve made and I’m glad that many are still up! 😊❤️

[@highlyfocused8804]

Finally! We get more into the abstract outro agian I'm so happy!

[@PlayletsNico]

Drink challenge: every time he says the word „bush“, enjoy yourself a sip of whiskey 🥃

[@katehamada]

Your content is honestly one of the best

[@romancalderon]

Going back and watching your older vids is still entertaining

[@thewarmmachine2415]

No0b3: I think I'm becoming a daily channel Sleep schedule: I'm bout to end dis man's who career.

[@HNYMLN]

Bro he lost his streak of posting 😂😂 Started: August 6 2019 Ended: August 7 2019

[@umgqjs7d]

"I'll let you guys relax and imerese your self in" *add plays* 🤣🤣 I appreciate your edits man

[@ilikememes8823]

No0b3: I Have L I M I T E D Perks on Claudette. The Perks: 3 pages with DS and Balanced landing.

[@Kiss_My_Aspergers]

"Cheating"? "Teleporting"? Was that dude on drugs?

[@ShamanAlchemist]

When this happened 🦚 🦚🙇🏾‍♀️🦚 🏃🏻‍♂️💨🏃🏼‍♀️💨 🗡🚶‍♂️ That really hit me

[@paytonthomas1363]

I freaken love your DBD vids!! They’re are so fun and hilarious 😂

[@hogmtnc]

I never thought I'd hear No0b say "WHERE'S A BUSH!?"

[@femboyhootersemployee3219]

me: :( *no0b’s outro music plays* me: :)