the blue mike wazowski

[@cosmiceclipse3142]

Lyrics: I am the blue Mike Wazowski. Welcome to my rant video, there’s a lot of things I’m pissed off at. The beige Mr. Waternoose runs our stupid company. this guy said he’d kidnap a thousand children before he let the company die. how can we as a community allow this to happen? though we can not show our displeasement with that, Mr. Noose comes from a different time and does not have social media. However: My friend and roommate the green James B. Sullivan still works for him and everything... He really is “green” with it. Watch your back James subperge coming for ya, you support that clowned beige Waternoose... Or what I prefer to call him the “morally loose waternoose”, I say we put him back where he came from. I know that the teal Randol already made a video off this defending the Noose, but that’s because he just wants clout. Well he did more than that, he hooked me up to the machine trying to suck something out from my body when there’s nothing to suck out. Ther- the back of my mouth there’s nothing see? see? There’s nothing there. That’s why I chose the commentary community to imbed myself in... That’s the only thing I can do to have an impact. I may not scare with loud noises but I do scare with logic and facts. But you know, I can be scary... I bet I can scare you.... I bet I can make you run away, I bet just looking into my eye will give you nightmares. I circumcised myself with a carrot peeler.... And I mean I wish I did because there's nothing down there. Every shortcoming I have is against my control... God hates me, only me. Imagine having your arms and legs attached to your head, it’s miserable. And yet the morally loose Waternoose can kidnap children and everyone loves him. I wanna thank my only patron, the red Ros. She says she’s always watching Wazowski.... always watching. Please support me

[@murkyhydra6351]

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[@bumrushthequeen5544]

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[@dumbassdiana9367]

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[@mamasweet6045]

@@dumbassdiana9367 yea this is my favorite music video ever

[@bubbnuggt3232]

Dane is still looking at comments years later. That's awesome.

[@hermancrab1984]

ITS REAL, I can’t believe Pixar is making the blue mike wazoki real

[@bimss7969]

Sometimes people can predict time itself

[@sodacanito2307]

True

[@TankBank]

Well.... Disney+ are getting their ideas from a strange place...

[@Craiguuu]

As jontron once said... “I have *SEVERAL* questions”

[@Plushimator]

You and me both

[@TOMNICE]

This is canon now.

[@DarkKing986]

We're in the end game now bois

[@kevsomeone]

This is now canon.

[@cyanity1017]

yo this dude is fucking canon now

[@GELLOS-ALT]

Yeah

[@movieunleashers]

I am working on a new Starters episode and its been eating up my time aaaa So here... Have this weird filler video based off a strange dream I had last week twitter.com/Movieunleashers

[@kingtreedede7303]

Movieunleashers make a video about tree please

[@thedominator4422]

Y E S

[@KirbeyAlt]

Must’ve been a great dream

[@KleinhesselinkProductions]

As quoted by tempig “finally! Yes!”

[@Plushimator]

I must say you have some really weird dreams then

[@epicgal234]

The blue Mike Wazowski is cannon now

[@Plushimator]

I'm 5 seconds in and I'm already questioning every life choice have made up to this point

[@jackgreentheweirdonce-ler969]

Same here and as well as agreed

[@TheRealSuperRabbid]

Who's here after the Blue Mike Wazowski became canon? No, really. It happened.

[@aruce9]

This is canon now to monsters inc His name is Gary Gibbs

[@bogiewoods3037]

There is now a Blue Mike Wazowski in an official product

[@nerdcuddles7731]

Blue Mike Wazowski is cannon now in the monsters Inc universe

[@RafaTheBeat]

Who came here after the reveal of Mike's arch nemesis?

[@sonicfazbearsreallyoldstuf8404]

This is actually canon now

[@aaronarraez1618]

Blue mike wazowski is now canon

[@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325]

hes canon now

[@Rabbid4240]

Well boys, we did it, Movieunleasher's mental sanity is no more

[@nukeflower.1759]

You French asshole!

[@SuperiorGothBun]

And now Blue Mike Wazowski is canon

[@bloodpanda581]

Pog he is a real thing now

[@renegademiah]

disney: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

[@confusedterror7630]

I can't believe he's canon now

[@TubbyTarchia]

Your animations have a very old-youtube-days feel to them which I love with every fiber of my being, but this kind of surreal confusing stuff... I also love with every fiber of my being. Good quality nightmare fuel. It's legitimately awesome and I love to see you trying different styles like this!

[@kmoney2334]

How he predicted the future…

[@MiloMeowing]

Blue Mike Wazowski is a real thing now

[@leeeroyjenkins555]

How. How this became canon?

[@webkinzfan00]

They said it couldn’t be done they called you a fool

[@fynnthefox9078]

Blue Mike Wazowski is canon now!

[@ShirubaGin]

You fucking predicted the future dude

[@artastic_friend]

I love how this became cannon XD

[@graintrain1284]

Pixar: what a good idea, brilliant

[@EAPvideoz]

This aged well

[@squidlee3593]

they tried to warn us,,,,,, but we didn't listen.......

[@spunkymonkey8864]

I can’t beleve you prondicted it!!!!!

[@leeeroyjenkins555]

Oh, hi... Gary...

[@just_some_guy_innit]

YOOOOOO HOLY FUCKING SHITTTT ITS CANON NOW

[@yarogblack1909]

God dammit this dood is now canon

[@SI-IVII]

bro predicted Gary Gibbs.

[@ixpextion3145]

Wait so mike is now a blueberry? That’s epic

[@grammasloth1773]

Ixpextion he’s come a long way from being a green apple

[@rushthefox2732]

@@grammasloth1773 or a green grape

[@eddyalienstudio7227]

I can't wait to see him in the new Monsters At Work series!

[@gnome5057]

This is real now... Well the blue part

[@FunkyStudios]

HE'S CANON NOW WTF

[@tylerbutsimon]

*Congratulations, you're a prophet.*

[@HenryAnzzplayer]

Cant believe this nigga predicted gary lol

[@stanley.le.crookshank]

This is actually canon now lol

[@mitabli1820]

THEY MADE HIM CANON

[@okhayden741]

My therapist: Don’t be scared. Blue mike wasowski isn’t real. Blue mike wasowski:

[@v.o.x9442]

Thats my sleep paralysis demon help me

[@tekayo63]

blue mike wazowski is now real

[@sumkid4824]

He is a real character called gary mike wasowski's arch nemesis

[@jonathand.t.5051]

BLUE MIKE WAZOWSKI IS CANON

[@papayaseed6948]

Well I got some bad news for you…

[@modnarresu6758]

Holy shit I can't believe he is canon now.

[@nicholasmilillomusic]

Now we have Blue Mike in M@W.

[@stephiestar]

Blue mike wazowski real

[@covarksigma1113]

It feels surreal that this shitpost oc is now canon

[@christopherthehedgehog7385]

It's now canon

[@BunBunlee101]

This is canon.

[@Gren7180]

Congrats on predicting the future.

[@PersonalPineapple]

Can't believe this is real now

[@julianx2rl]

I was about to dismiss this video as crap. But then I noticed it was from this channel. I clicked. I have no regrets.

[@mizuno1361]

NO REGERTS

[@furiousstudios4438]

*plot twist: mike wazowski is actually green, we are just colourblind*

[@griffinives866]

The Blue Mike Wazowski is canon now

[@DamnZtar]

It's canon now

[@nebulous5]

we should make this a meme

[@monsterman2.0yt6]

ye

[@kingtreedede7303]

Ahhh another blue creature Sooo relatable

[@ShirubaGin]

"But I do scare with logic and facts" Sounds familiar... 🤔🤔🤔

[@cleanj3ans]

You know why you are here

[@deadchannel7669]

ITS CANON

[@Craiguuu]

I wanna thank my only patreon... She’s always watching 😂

[@LOC-Ness]

You're not gonna believe what's just become canon.

[@JustJargon]

Happy brithday Blue Mike Wazowski

[@d1ngus-dangus]

He is Canon in the lore.

[@bigcahoonah5318]

We need chadtronic

[@tomhanks1798]

The prophecy has come true

[@jojiing4625]

After a year of not watching I come back to this

[@ToxicTwisterC]

Same

[@jad4693]

Hey in the beginning doesnt he have the color pallette of that one computer

[@wunderduck5737]

Gary

[@Tomi-berry]

You predicted Gary

[@BlitzkriegAP]

HOLY CRAP ITS REAL!

[@jofsel]

oh my fucking god

[@rushthefox2732]

Everything lies in they eye of blue mike wazaoski

[@huntgbunt]

CANON

[@rainydaysinaugust4715]

Well guess what it's Canon now sister's

[@shallow1610]

Cannon

[@sparkshadowtiger]

How i missed starters loved the lavendertown ep

[@karatheshapeshifter1784]

Seems normal

[@15yearsago11]

captions: *i am the blue might posses key*

[@AustinVTV]

Now it's real

[@FunkyStudios]

the blue mike wazowski trilogy is the best thing i've ever experienced

[@wavyblackstar3376]

STARTERS vid is comeing hell yea

[@Numbuh_W.]

He’s real

[@umbra8865]

REAL.

[@Marina-Ida]

Somebody play this on a school PA system

[@ilikecrawfish21]

next up: the purple -mike wazowski- thanos

[@Uminagi_XIII]

This... is ART!

[@lembread]

I dream of my blue daddy Mike.

[@Trever101]

I am the blue Mike Wazowski fear me

[@H0LLOW_PRIV]

The one year anniversary of the best video on the internet 🎉

[@dedp527]

*insert a how it feels to chew 5 gum meme here*

[@meggydynes6559]

um okay this will forever haunt me

[@raelimperialaerosolkid]

holy shit

[@mrpizza_5139]

HES REAL