The Body Guard Measures You 👀 | ASMR Personal Attention Positive Affirmation Typing Face Touching

Your Body Guard is back to measure your "star power". This video is quirky and includes positive affirmations, measuring, and close up ear to ear whispers.
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[@fernecordier2513]

“I didn’t have my milk today, I’m a little wired.” Is maybe the funniest line I’ve ever heard in an ASMR video. Thanks Cap!

[@clairefma]

I can actually relate x)

[@ImSorenShorts]

Remember he’d prefer to be called “Cap Wick” 😂

[@BroCallMeCai]

Can't spell wired without "weird", and this one took the cake when I wanted my brain stapled. 😅

[@hyeronymus]

Fr

[@River-waters12]

Yeah I feel you, it's really sad when you forget to drink your milk

[@hayleyrawlingson6917]

Not to be dramatic but I’m literally in love with your whole style of asmr, the mixture of low talking and whispering, the storylines, the humour… I’m in awe! I’ll be honest, I find it hard to connect with male asmrtists but you are an exceptional talent ☺️💕

[@CapBaileyASMR]

🥹

[@scaligi]

This is so well said homie

[@Acw279]

This is super true. Very well said!

[@NovaLaMason]

Failing to see how any of this is "dramatic," but a'ight.

[@powerlink_provider]

@@NovaLaMason Average female

[@RabidDiamond]

“I don’t think you look like an Oompa Loompa” much appreciated 🤣

[@shannonsaunders6336]

Winning combo for me. Relax through the ASMR mixed with the bursts of laughter from your sharp sense of humour.

[@eagleangel5568]

Am I the only one who wants this to turn into a romance series where we fall in love with our bodyguard please PLEASE PLESSEEEE

[@studentwolf1538]

Yessss say no more!! It would be so cool The 'forbidden romance' or just bond between trust and safety

[@naomijenkins1100]

You’d love the book twisted games by Ana huang 🫠

[@kenasanson2833]

Y’all Jus weird fr😭

[@eagleangel5568]

@@kenasanson2833 weird do I have to show you some rps that ARE OUT THERE OR CRAZIER LOVE BASED lol

[@hyeronymus]

@@kenasanson2833 😭

[@teresaslaw]

Cap Wick. Your comedic timing in this RP is so funny. Your facial expressions really made me laugh. Are famous people really, like, this nutty? The staple gun bit made me remember the late "Amazing Johnathon". 14:48 super tingly "shushes" and Kit Kat's right about the beard scratching. Thanks. Have a relaxing weekend.

[@maddy.444]

When you said “are you taking your meds?” I realized I lowkey forgot to take my meds. Thanks for the reminder lol!

[@thaliamartinez1024]

I NNEEEED just one fully whispering video. I love the soft spoken, but the whispers are so tingly.

[@TheBeeth479]

I found your channel today and have spent as much of my day as possible watching your videos. I looove it. Your close-up whispers are just 🤯🤩

[@eva.w9955]

How does one relax to ASMR when its full of comedy gold? Laughing while you sleep thats a new ASMR experience 🤣 love it ❤️

[@kik.ass_cass]

The frequency of your uploads is amazing! The quality of the videos is absolutely star level 🎖🤩

[@BeaVaneX]

not us almost getting shot for startling our milk-deprived armed bodyguard over an oompa loompa crisis...

[@Sandra-RC9Gx7]

This is hilarious Captain Wick! One minute I'm relaxing with your whispering, and just like that, I'm cracking up!! Oompa loompa. Soo unexpected.😂 Thank you for bringing your humor to the end of my work week. Love your beard scratching and the keyboard tapping. Here's a glass of milk, star crunch cookie, and a kit kat bar for you.🥛🍪🍫 Enjoy your weekend.

[@severinjones6426]

First ASMR I've watched/listened to in months. Got new neighbors that are very loud and been in a dark place mentally for awhile. Feels good to get back into the tingles. 💜

[@scaligi]

Really nice and relaxing ASMR rp Bailey - Amazing quality content as always bro!

[@lady_lexi_]

I honestly love these body guard videos so much, please keep it up! :)

[@theC0C0]

WOW cap wick ;) this was an incredible video from beginning to end!! i loved this one so much!!! the new set up is so relaxing tooo!! thank ya for the tingles sir!

[@itsmags131]

1:30 the fact that im actually 5'2 it's hilarious to me. I laughed out loud.

[@cortnie222]

i have a hard time listening to asmr with just sounds bc it my mind tends to wander haha so I love that your videos have so much personality and story to them, ty for putting out such great stuff

[@ravonderelle]

I love this one Cap, especially the ending. You've done it again!

[@cassandramcbride7007]

i really love, when cap switch one "ear" to another...

[@chloew904]

This is genuinely entertaining even outside of the realm and purpose of asmr. Kind of incredibly funny; you really did it with this one.

[@jade-bk5ld]

for a sec, i though the title read “STAR CRUNCH”...think ive been watching enough boy in the back of the class lol. perfect thing to end off my work week 🥳💙

[@sarahcloudswhite6638]

I love this guy, he is so charismatic, handsome, loving and caring 💛

[@trippy_ty777]

I love all of your vids man, keep up the awesome work!

[@pattylemelt1719]

You crack me up! Amazing as always!

[@liloflo]

Immediately subscribed!🤌🏼you’re amazing

[@GigiASMR2010]

Your videos are like mini relaxing shows that should be on netflix.

[@WestLakeAngel]

You make me laugh!! 😂 Loved the deep breathing and counting section. 😁 Awww… that ending! ❤️

[@Thecharmedone33]

Amazing, filled with so many tingles 😊

[@bombeproductions4216]

Honestly like this really helped me on another level so thank you so much🙏

[@whizzasmr5143]

How do I sign up for a bodyguard like you? Such a kind, encouraging and funny person, the world needs more people like you Cap 😊

[@victorcosta2283]

This video is so perfect. I love you Cap Wick, I love you.

[@rachel_clay24]

Great video!! Perfect way to unwind after a crazy week. Hope to see more of the Bodyguard in the future. You always crack me up with this character. 😂 Have a great weekend!

[@laurawilliams8047]

Brilliant visor, love it! Tingly love the whispers, made me giggle 😊thankyou

[@half.a.heart.6347]

You sir are definitely one of my favorite asmrists 😳

[@JC-es5fv]

Didn’t know where you were going with measuring “star power” and the measuring tape 😂 thanks for another great video- love your sense of humor and the laughs!

[@R192]

I love your bodyguard roleplay ❤️❤️

[@rainforsleep1809]

Blessings to everyone who sees this. You are loved!

[@rigby__]

Omg the staple gun is AMAZING

[@Madcinda]

You’re no Oompa Loompa. I am dying. Hahaha. If a man doesn’t compliment me like that I don’t want him.

[@BitterSweetKana]

Yay the body guard! So happy.

[@VerafiedTrashPanda]

0:11 - 0:18 If KZbin's "most replayed" tool marks that part of the video, chances are it's because of me. I've watched it like 20 times already. lol Btw. the beard scratching towards the end reminded me that I forgot to BEG you for more beard scratching content!

[@dvenom6383]

by the cover of the video yes i had to subscribe.. should most definitely b in a movie! Love your style and the way you actually set up for an asmr!

[@andihd8768]

Found you today. Wow. This was relaxing, fun, slightly a turn on and I found myself enjoying a one sided personal attention date with chuckles sprinkled in. I'll be back 🙌🏼

[@alexisreid2913]

i’m so glad u said it’s slightly a turn on, though i was crazy

[@wizardmagizian]

Your keyboard sounds beautiful, please do more 🖤🖤

[@jvvb4791]

14:18 WHY IS THIS PART SO FUNNY TO ME LMAO "you feel like your brains coming out of your head....you feel like your bRAiNS coming out of your HeAD?"

[@Alberts_Stuff]

Every time you whisper into the mic bro, oh my days 🫠🤤🤤🤤🤤 Looking forward to that close up whispers video! 😁🙏🏼👍🏻

[@greysonlyon3507]

This bodyguard do care about his boss 🥺 that’s so sweet

[@michelerogers8151]

Great way to end my day.😊

[@jennifersteele7575]

Love all the randomness ❤😊😉

[@lee-bs5de]

you are a very unique and original asmr artist, your sense of humor is on point

[@fedmaximus8906]

That's really cool, keep going! 👍👍👍

[@asmrsloth]

I literally just voted for Bodyguard in your poll 5 sec ago and then you post! Must be fate😅🙌

[@irenecrichton9279]

This is amazing on SO many levels - can’t stop laughing.

[@dragongirl8729]

I love ur videos and you do amazing videos ❤❤❤

[@negarasmr8958]

Look so relaxing ❤️

[@Sapphic_Gore]

I know this is asmr but this is legitimately the funniest short story skit in a while 😂

[@Savannah-ez2wp]

I couldn't stop grinning, this was too funny!

[@Dinklewurthe]

This man's humour 😭

[@reeshdelareesh6406]

It’s my frikkin bday…..and the gift of the day was the ooooompa looooommpa ref….. man I love you so much X

[@CapBaileyASMR]

happy birthday :)

[@artgirl96]

Great asmr

[@MandieASMR]

Him: “You’re special. You’re a star.” Me: *Knows he isn’t referring to me but I still felt it warm my soul all the same* Thank you.

[@HillCityHydro]

REQUEST: Hey Cap! What if you did a video explaining to us all the salary and benefits options with a super cool job. It's so reassuring to hear about benefits on job sites. Just a thought. Thanks for posting great videos

[@warmpandabelly]

I'm in love with your smile

[@joshuarimel1896]

Who let the best looking man in the world on KZbin. He has surpassed Keanu and Reynolds for sure.

[@petercourtien4581]

This is Captastic, as usual. You always make my day better. I will NEVER leave you a nasty comment. 😊💙

[@bluesuperman1]

A new favorite

[@pancon9947]

I love how I'm Cleary having a physcotic break

[@sophienicol8810]

I imagine the interview for this job is kind of like that scene in Night at the Museum when the old guy hands the new one a bunch of weird instructions and instruments with no explanation. It only starts to make sense the longer you work there 😂😂

[@angiethompson6753]

Oh Captain, my Captain..... Understood sir. Lol. Great video!

[@laura5679]

YOU are just amazing

[@Jhj624]

Very good👏

[@jenniferlynnschlomer8387]

This was kinda funny.. 😂 Great visuals! Nice job bailey! On a role with these rps lately! 👍

[@staceydowning2838]

I LOVE it when you call me "Boss" 😅

[@Oliviuuuh1210]

Darn… wish this little loompa oompa had the shhhmoney to hire the body guard to get ish done… maybe he takes payment in milk? And mad respect for not measuring my chesticles, you’re no nincumpoop… such a man of integrity 😂. These always have me dying more than falling asleep. Thanks for the entertainment Bailey-HUGS ❤️

[@deadrisingrules1]

Your comments are always so great 🤣

[@Oliviuuuh1210]

@@deadrisingrules1, Viiiibes! That’s just cuz you’re probly a real one. It’s nice to know I made someone laugh today so have a dope weekend dude😊

[@serenity9469]

Its oompa loompa not the other way

[@Oliviuuuh1210]

@@serenity9469, LOL… be cool. You are right and I put respect on Charlie & the Chocolate Factory 😂 but that’s the joke, he called us “loompa oompa” in the beginning of the video is all. Have nice weekend!

[@racheloveck]

Good trigger discipline!

[@Gillybuckets87]

You almost pew pew’d him right in the face 😂

[@sippycup4113]

Lmao the hoopa loopa and the milk

[@elisabowman]

Omg the McAfee comment cracked me the f**k up 😂 I’m listening to this while I’m working to make my project more bearable … tingles while I hustle 😂 #itsabanger

[@excursionasmr]

- Puts note in planner to send bodyguard checks to 'Cap Wick' from now on - - Writes second note to also dock Cap Wicks pay because he called me a little oompa loompa -

[@ishynej]

It probably wasn't meant to be funny, but I nearly LOL-ed with "Your head okay?" 😂

[@eujuliananobre]

"it's a banger!" 🤣🤣

[@sunshine_nc6152]

I see a RP of doctor removing staples ? Enjoy this very much.

[@tobeyb8246]

Man had a live one in the chamber for the bit. Respect

[@nataliek878]

At this point I stopped watching your videos for ASMR and now I just watch them for the plot and comedy.

[@MissNeonexe]

Oh boyyyy! I chose the right time to go to bed.

[@pollyslovepocket4612]

Now let ME measure YOUR star power 😻

[@anxiousbulbasaur8275]

I love these rambley ones because you just never know where you’re going to end up and it’s always hilarious. All because there was no milk😂

[@rebekahmo7166]

"Youre looking like a whole SHNAACKK" "Sheeeeesh" Hilarious, legit top teir comedy :D

[@jessjessjess222]

When your bodyguard is just as unhinged as you are 🫶🏽 #besties

[@Jojogames602]

Hi Cap!!!

[@whereistheserotonin]

lets get a mortician asmr

[@usnjnp23]

I can't stop Oompa Loompa song in my head😭

[@anderscrouse]

The mcafee comments were relentless I was laughing my ass off😭😭😂

[@marrred953]

you're definitely my type

[@VoidAthyna]

If Johnny Depp and Skeet Ulrich had a baby...

[@desi5364]

Cap Wick is the only guy that can call me their oompa loompa without me getting insulted. Next time please have some rose petals for me to eat though thx

[@ginndjuice]

I just got here and already got a gun drawn on me lol

[@toboe6182]

3 hours late- but worth it- I was gonna recommend a, maybe, Bodyguard asks you out?, or something like that, there aren't many like that