The Bonfire - Coreyography Finale

10-31-2019
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[@EastboundAndDowns]

I watched one of the later "Lost Boys" sequels, and, I shit you not; Edgar Frog is driving in his pickup truck listening to a Corey Feldman song on the radio. Hand to God.

[@whateveritwasitis]

LOL, but are we surprised at this point?

[@chris6789100]

Not shocking the man can jam with the best

[@TheDwightMamba]

Makes me wonder.... What's up with the youth?

[@Youdoxxikill]

@@TheDwightMamba literally walk around at work chanting that shit sometimes

[@TheDwightMamba]

@@Youdoxxikill , I love the cadence of it. The little pauses. One of these days, a Camper will recognize it and we'll share a great laugh.

[@Basser_]

I come back and watch this clip like how people listen to their favorite song

[@Bernie3000]

You are not alone!

[@activestruggle4170]

Feldman was so envious of Haim ever since childhood and he was like a leech around him! He caused a lot of drama and really tore Haim down.. it is so wrong for him to put words in Haims mouth when he is no longer here to defend or speak for himself. Haims family asked people to boycott the film because they had no say in it and Feldman lied constantly. It is all really sick..

[@jorgetwo4279]

surely a majority of people understand he's just lying about most of what he says.

[@babybison2881]

​@@jorgetwo4279 you mean the Michael Jackson impersonator in his 50s isn't credible?

[@hansjuker8296]

Feldman was a good friend, and a good guy. Michael Jackson was the only one NOT boofing kids.

[@Miodrag.Vukomanovic]

Feldog absolutely despised Haim.

[@BrockTheHeathen]

still does

[@yaimcjsdad]

Fun fact the chick that got the spin-off from rock of love was dating the good Corey when he died

[@roberttorres4893]

@ 29:07 “ You want a Feldog in the streets and a Haimster in the sheets ! 😅.......😂.....🤣 .......... Dan Soder on 🔥

[@johnytwotimes4072]

Corey Haim was pretty good and I think if I had to choose I'd rather be Haim and dead than Feldog now

[@ednakrabapoly]

is that true man?

[@natedavis4588]

You know he's not River Phoenix right?

[@johnytwotimes4072]

@@natedavis4588 yeah I mean if I had to choose between the two especially as a kid I loved Corey Haim and he might be dead but at least he's not out there taking up for MJ. RIP River Phoenix Stand by Me and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade were amazing and I know Feldman was great in it as well. Also I am just joking so you guys lighten up

[@brandonobaza8610]

_(stands up, straightens tie)_ "I'm gonna get the Coreys, get the Coreys."

[@FentonTurnedIdiot]

Love Deftones AND the Feldog? Too good to be true

[@jesperhjensen1978]

Feldogs hair on the Larry King clip looks fucking insane

[@purplevampireanime]

You think Haim would have stuck around if he knew how much shit Felddog would say after he died?

[@SoberIrishman]

Probably, it seems they had a love and love/hate relationship respectively.

[@splashenful]

Haim would have been furious with Feldman for the things that Feldman has done, since he passed.

[@danielstewart4128]

So glad more I didnt know about, them talking as Corey is probably the funniest thing ever.

[@danielstewart4128]

Defintely check them reading Coreology

[@Basser_]

Just crying laughing most this video. Fuck they are funny

[@fredfinks]

Are they still around? Ive only found these guys on youtube whilst on my periodic felddog schadenfreude binge (and thankfully so, theyre brilliant). Corey has just released a new single! (mid june 20204)

[@da5779]

Thank you for the hard work and content!

[@gimmeehands1]

Little known fact, The Lost Boys was almost named The Comeback Kids. In the end they decided to not make it a horrifying comedy you could only experience once. That’s The Feldings, or feltmens territory. No one does that bad better.

[@joesphanthony6372]

Felddogian 4 life! The corey shake:None in in the pink the rest in stink!

[@Professor__S]

😂. The handshake comes with KY jelly

[@evanabbott2737]

Thanks, Cockle uh, Crackle!👍😁

[@jeremymatthews2002]

These are the best

[@doomdoomerson6524]

YES

[@dontpanic9261]

It's just what guys do.

[@fatjec]

Don't eat or drink while listening. You may choke or spit out whatever is in your mouth.

[@cheeky8894]

jay said i have a masterate lol

[@tobysgamingworld1550]

I watched the Two Coreys and I remember there was a scene during “Lost Boys 2” where Haim was so trashed he couldn’t do his lines. I didn’t know it was that short after credits thing. Damn. That’s sad he couldn’t do one line without being so out of it on somas and Xanax.

[@djskizmarkey]

take 3 or 4 somas and you will have a much better understanding my friend.lol

[@tobysgamingworld1550]

@@djskizmarkey Buddy, I used to take 15 somas at a time, usually the ones from Mexico, and I’ve seen guys around me take 30 or more in a night. The shaking, slurring, trembling, passing out, trying to make them kick in harder by eating a bunch a food after taking them, I know a LOT about somas. That’s why I said it’s sad he was so out of it. I’m not proud of it at all but somas were a big part of my life for almost ten years. Started out taking 2 and 2 (two Lortab two soma) and the tolerance escalated quickly. They’re no joke.

[@hawaiisidecar]

@@tobysgamingworld1550 Junkie.

[@hawaiisidecar]

@@tobysgamingworld1550 says the junkie telling KZbin comments what scum he is.

[@scottchaisson6311]

Are you working for the feldog?

[@saraforney3940]

What the fuck accent was that though

[@dylanc760]

"Feldog" should legit be beheaded. IN "MINE" "CRAFT"

[@marcussmith4913]

Corey Feldman is so cool.. Corey Haim was such a loser apparently. I had no idea... when I was a kid I thought Haim was the cool one. Thank god Feldman set it straight.

[@Professor__S]

Either your being sarcastic or your on crack cocaine

[@Professor__S]

I'm gonna say sarcastic😂

[@marcussmith4913]

times 100 this guy drank his own coo laid@@Professor__S

[@briangriffin8106]

Neither of them were "cool". Ever.

[@deadlegs187]

Haim said the studio made him hang out with Feldog to sell movies. Feldman obviously realised this when Haim wanted zero to do with him once the product was sold. Lol

[@abidababida7096]

Who stole his lips??

[@biguprochester]

What’s up with the youth?

[@WillyOrca]

You want a Feldog in the streets, but a Haimster in the sheetz.

[@user-lj2cb2pj8j]

🤣🤣🤣

[@bigaaron]

Haimster was down for some funny touches

[@jacobegleston9806]

I wish I could like this 222 times

[@lauriecalkins781]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@homunculusSZN]

Corey Haim would have loved Sheetz gas stations

[@NickJ1897]

Your channel and the amazing work of Dan and Jay have got me through some tough times. Appreciate it Lee. Crackle crackle

[@doomdoomerson6524]

Same... Theres ALOT. GO TO my playlists and get all you can bud. Theres 2 playlists

[@doomdoomerson6524]

On my page I mean

[@eddieharman3650]

DITTO

[@fredfinks]

Are they still around? Ive only found these guys on youtube whilst on my periodic felddog schadenfreude binge (and thankfully so, theyre brilliant). Corey has just released a new single! (mid june 20204)

[@NickJ1897]

@@fredfinks yeah Dan has his own podcast called Soder on KZbin and Jay is still doing the Bonfire with Robert Kelly who is nowhere near as funny as Dan

[@robertraft]

Why doesnt he have any lips?

[@somegamer7958]

what's up with his lips, what's up with his lips?

[@whocanitbenow13]

Hearing Feldman take the short deep breaths between sentences irks my nerves.

[@fiendishmaven]

I’ve read Coreyography cover to cover several times ever since I found it in the $3 clearance bin at Books A Million. Dan and Jay are probably responsible for the top sales of the book now. Doing the lord’s work in their own little way. 😁

[@accuser_of_the_brethren7816]

Right next to liberace's tell all biography pretending he was straight 🔥

[@backforblood3421]

No, Judy Haim is from Israel.

[@kt89713]

Putting all this stuff about having to give Haim charcoal to stop an overdose in his book. When Haim did pass away Feldman was first and only one to say it wasn’t an overdose. Feldman took every opportunity to trash Haim but that’s the thing he back him up on.

[@maximusprime3459]

Theres a clip of Feldman at some public function where he literally says his "my best friend took his own life". This was shortly after Haim's death.

[@UpsonPrattJr.]

Feld Dog's ex-wife's hair was bigger than him.

[@JackDManheim]

“Secret” handshake... that’s included in all of your movies. That’s not how secrets work, FelDawg.

[@danielvandusen5724]

I don't know why but their Feldog material is by far my favorite subject they cover and for some reason their Coreyography in particular is my favorite of all the Feldman bits. Though running a close 2nd is their Martines twins making savage bideos for their Papa bits. If anyone knows of any other episodes or bits of The Bonfire that might rival the genius of these, please let me know, I would greatly appreciate it.

[@the40yroldgamer75]

the coreography part one... on the bonfire... is my favorite comedy podcast of all time.... my best friend and I have listened to it on a weekly basis in the background every single time we hang out.. it is a comedy masterpiece.

[@birtagg]

The cash me outside girl episode is on par with the Feldog ones.

[@jasonperry7010]

Feldog voice almost makes me as happy as Luis voice.

[@bretharley7480]

Opiate addicts almost never overdose. Certainly not before fentanyl was the norm.

[@dr32803]

Nope. I sure didn’t. Fentanyl sucks. It’s like doing a roofie.

[@bretharley7480]

@@dr32803 we generally dont waste our drugs by doing too much. And can handle it if we do

[@sketcharmslong6289]

Jokes aside, that Canadian accent could easily be the most offensive thing of all

[@davidratcliffe3710]

His mother is from Israel

[@briansmith8749]

Once again, 5 hours to get through 10 minutes.

[@dorianearnest4648]

Yeah dude, that’s the show

[@Professor__S]

Ooooowwiee. What's up with that, what's up with that. Ooooowwiee what's up with that, what's up with that

[@allighast9714]

My black Muslim Caucasian brother in Christ, that's what a podcast is

[@meinsla1999]

This guy is a trip. U cant make this stuff up

[@JakTbh]

At 22:27 when Feldog says "we've been offered so many things," the Haimster can barely contain his laughter.

[@FullyLaidBack]

Wow lol

[@pendafen7405]

Haim always was a real one

[@valmacclinchy]

​@@pendafen7405exactly 💯

[@dolam]

The "secret Corey handshake" that appeared in every movie they made. Ugh, ok?

[@biguprochester]

You rule CLC.

[@fouronesix8294]

Yes!!! Been waiting for part 2!! Bonfire and Feldog is instant click

[@benjaminkennedy5083]

7:15 what Jay says is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard 😂

[@BazookaTooth707]

Hahahaha so sad man

[@wucebrayne9998]

Crackle crackle.

[@stumble-repent-repeat2544]

Feldman is such a lying creep... Can't help but hate that pos.

[@alisaortiz3619]

You guys are funny AF

[@yeeminyamin5515]

You ever think that felldog was told to throw the scent off the Hollyweirdos? He grew up in Hollywood, in movies with Tom Hanks. And Charlie Sheen took the bullet for HIV treatment. Corey was in Hollyweird for enough time to see more weird stuff. And he made 3 million off donations for his fake video. He is playing us all.

[@noahharrington8883]

He's either a mastermind or an r-word no in between. One thing is certain, he's not normal

[@cbappa2]

What do you mean sheen took the bullet for HIV? Elaborate

[@GAZMofBI74]

🎯Always remember that..... "Hounds follow those who feed them!".🧐 Olde Proverb.😁👍

[@stellis69]

Hopefully corona will be over before Feldog hits the big 50, because whatever egomaniacal thing he'll do to celebrate it is going to be epic.

[@jamesmelton4412]

A COMMERSMAL?

[@kevindoyle5856]

Thanks dude your stuff is gold

[@thecuriousgamingwarlock5026]

I love Cory Feldman in all his films but I also love laughing my ass off at you guys making fun of him, I have never laughed so much

[@bubbasparxxx9492]

The Bonfire used to be a decent show.

[@BryceChillis]

i have a masterate

[@ThomasWilson4]

"And I just wanna know... Wassup Foo?"

[@biguprochester]

What’s up with the youth?

[@neil1390]

Richard Gere is the one with the hamster, not to be confused with Haimster

[@paulgonzalez2823]

Corey was the most boring waste of space on the surreal life .just whining and complaining all the time the show would have been way better without him . And the fact he had to ask someone to invite Heff to come was just sad...

[@TonyMacroni633]

Is that the bald comedian the guy from cum town?

[@InfiniteZombies777]

I know they do the secret handshake in The Lost Boys when they kill the vampire in the bathtub

[@briangriffin8106]

Mouth is code for something. I'm not sure what.

[@themichaellaweraproject]

These guys are so fking hilarious. Wittiness to the T

[@jlshel42]

That after credits scene was...wow.

[@kt89713]

They did the handshake in lost boys after saying death by stereo.

[@blackmariallc]

It was right before Laddie popped up out of the bed.

[@BoGCoBraFTP]

So funny 😂😂

[@joesphanthony6372]

Fantismo! Bada Bing! Bada boom!

[@SnakePitYT]

Your doing god's work uploading all this gold for us

[@michaelblaine6494]

I forgot how hot Felddog’s ex wife is,horrible person but hot

[@BrockTheHeathen]

Which one? he has been divorced 3x

[@gordonhill764]

Until thayyyy become bad neeeewwwss!

[@pinebarrenpatriot8289]

I came to laugh at Feldog but 95% of this video is these narrators laughing at their own jokes. Its unbearable.

[@maximusprime3459]

😂🤣

[@thasco]

It's just what guys do

[@blixx8931]

Dude i just listened to Opie and Anthony with the 2 coreys..Haim admits his higher weight was 302lbs..

[@kt89713]

On that show someone on instant feedback said about the Corey’s. Lost boys indeed.

[@jbrat122]

28:39 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cautionTosser]

14:19 awesome Trading Places throw

[@cautionTosser]

every time I see or hear one of Felldog's version of events (book or movie), I cringe to the point where I fear my face might lock. And I wonder - does this poor deluded schmuck have absolutely no friends to tell him... "ya know, Corey. Maybe the world can live without your book"... or "Hey! I have an idea. Let's run that last paragraph by some random people and see what they think before you commit to it"

[@cautionTosser]

what a hamfisted way to wedge in a Surreal Life plug. And why would anyone be proud of that shit?