The Bonfire - Local Commercials

#3 08/03/2015
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[@cmay6536]

Just beautiful. Jay confused the wrong reference for the furniture store, and you found the right clip. Nicely done!

[@ConMan-bx1rk]

Jay failed successfully

[@mt-zf6xp]

That bothered me way more than it should've

[@puddintaine4556]

The Shane Company.. Now *you've* got a friend in the diamond business...

[@amandaszymczak388]

These clips an perfect editing 🤣🤣 hardest working dude on the internet, we salute you!

[@BazookaTooth707]

It's a shame he couldn't make money from it because he'd still be doing it and the Bonfire would have more listeners

[@MRmanbearpig1993]

Hearing Dan say “ebaums world “ rushes me with joy

[@EYE69MYSELF]

I still go in Ebaums to make fun of and argue with the old loser nazis who run rampant on that site now. It's all old guys crying how young people cry too much.

[@imnotsmartbutimdumb]

Are they actual nazis into pro-Hitler and genocide of the Jews or are you just saying that

[@MRmanbearpig1993]

@@imnotsmartbutimdumb latter

[@EYE69MYSELF]

@@imnotsmartbutimdumb @Adam, It's definitely a pleasant mix of both.

[@jordanrock3494]

@@EYE69MYSELF You argue with them about how many people actually got gassed.

[@TurntUpTommy420]

As a Colorado boy this brings me so much joy. Keep it up Crackle Lee. You're a real hero.

[@rickypicture9026]

Moved away from Denver a few years ago but I will never forget shane co and dealin doug

[@lindboknifeandtool]

Never saw Denver commercials, I’m grand junction, but we sure as hell get jake jabs!

[@ConMan-bx1rk]

Holy shit this goes DEEP

[@krikeydial3430]

Yes you get to see Gilbert Gottfried die for the first time.

[@mickeysquintz9650]

You're doing God's work Lee!

[@lreid2495]

lol.. I've had that comment ready to go since minute two. Beaten by an hour, and the Hammer. Good day, sir.

[@michaelkhan7012]

I love watching bonfire this way, thank you so much dude great job

[@boosh90]

Haven't seen that Montgomery Flea Market one for at least 10 years, and now it's in my head again. Thanks for that. HEY HEYYYYYYY

[@3ShotTGK]

"mallllll"

[@FiddelCastro]

Lee, you're the best. Thank you.

[@BuffPsyduck]

I have a request if possible. A Bonfire Terry Funk compilation is severely needed.

[@codyuhrinek1659]

I challenge you to a loser has to dress like a gorilla and rob a liquor store while riding a 10 speed bicycle match!

[@BuffPsyduck]

@@codyuhrinek1659 I challenge you to a loser has to discuss his sexuality with a Turkish laundromat owner match!

[@maxwellfrost9701]

Loser has to swap socks with a Chinese tennis player match

[@BuffPsyduck]

I challenge you this Friday to a loser shaves a llama in a rainstorm match

[@EastboundAndDowns]

I challenge both of you to a "loser has to convert to Mormonism and live a quiet life with a minimum 5 children in a north suburb of Salt Lake City" match.

[@alexistrebexis3195]

I live in southern Wisconsin, and Bob Roooooarman (Rohrman) commercials made it up here too. I grew up with the commercials.

[@BIacklce]

the gap between milwaukee and lake geneva is so strong

[@tommym7321]

I know this vids old but, fun fact, I live in the DMV area and bought an 8-ball at Eastern Motors from an employee. Solid place!

[@timmmychanga]

Thank you very much! I love you guys! God bless everyone 🙏

[@redbeardthegamer4998]

I am from Texas. And I can tell you honestly I have seen the Jim Adler commercials more times than I care to admit

[@greenfiend26]

bob rohrman has the side profile of a goddamn boston terrier @ 26:30

[@fredmanie2926]

Minneapolis has the same dude who does like a few dozen local commercials, Fancy Ray the most beautiful man in show biz, he's the greatest commercial personality ever, he even did a taco bell super bowl ad a few years ago, he's been around since the 80s

[@reedreedreed]

Come on down to Lickety Split!

[@tobysgamingworld1550]

New Orleans had “The Special Man” an older black gentleman with a cigar, and an odd suit and hat combo. It was for a furniture store and it started with some poor customer talking about how horrible their credit was and the sales guy would say “you gotta see the special man!!!” And the special man would take his cigar out of his mouth and say “let er have it….no problem!!!” I’m sure they’re all over KZbin.

[@BGNOLA]

Frankie and Johnny's! Frankie was an old Italian guy with the world's worst toupee; I think he got it from Murrey's Wigs from GOODFELLAS.

[@jasonsmith7262]

Orby’s is local to me. When I was in the Army in El Paso, “JJ the King of Beepers” was fantastic

[@aaronbone4572]

I know im late as all hell but I checked the entire comment section and this wasn't mentioned so I had too. Jay was correct about Crazy Eddie, he became huge in the entire North East. HOWEVER, he basically fancied himself half mobster and half business genius which led to extreme amounts of fraud manipulating stock prices and sending his son to college to get an accounting degree so he could professionally cook the books and then threw him under the bus when the feds caught on.....a real American hero.....

[@danielpenrodii2389]

Jim Adler, a Texas based lawyer, has some of the best commercials. The funniest thing about them is that Jim Adler is actually a super successful lawyer, yet chooses to keep his commercials cheesy. He leans into it!

[@stubstunner]

Dave’s Pizza was the best. That was tongue-in-cheek for sure. Now I want some for sure. Beautiful mount aiiiry lodge, and that Shane Diamond thing were the commercials of my AM childhood. And I want to hear more bread man stories damnit. PPS - the boys are tripping; near the end, Soder lets the cat out of the bag

[@PeaceSTAR253]

Vern fonk in Washington was the best ads ever.

[@jonburrows7994]

They were for real. RIP

[@alexmccormick5597]

I thought Shane Company was only an AZ thing and now I feel weirdly betrayed.

[@beckigreen]

They’re in Nashville, Tn too. Same annoying commercials. The commercials got so bad that a magazine wrote an article about it. I think it’s called The Diamond Wars of Nashville.

[@GeneralBlorp]

This reminds me of Paul from the Diamond Center, the men's warehouse guy, and the Barbazon college of Modeling commersmals.

[@handsomestik]

General Blorp barbazon (whisper)

[@GeneralBlorp]

eric brown it's here (now); you can do it (wow!)

[@kevinblackwell2652]

holy shit I always thought shane co. was local to my hometown

[@KodyAllenEstep]

You are an angel sent from heaven, sir.

[@jonnyhafer7376]

almost spit my food out during the lion furniture part

[@johnalden8469]

They mentioned flea market bit from the Cleveland show, but did they even realize that was an actual commercial? Flea market montgomery.

[@homicidalking1]

Yeah flea market Montgomery is THE classic local commercial. I'm surprised they didn't know about it.

[@Gibson-zq7tb]

Mount Airy Lodge brings me back.

[@cliftonfurney5083]

This is great

[@Doijatah]

In Minnetonka at 394 and Hopkins crossroads and Woodbury at I94 and radio drive. Enter hours

[@Nick-Stewbreeze]

Mancow was is that eagleman commercial lol, I remember O&A bashing him for that.

[@buhshmuh]

Tuuurrrrd!!

[@toddkonrad2407]

I remember Mancow had this weird public access looking show that we’d see late night once in a while on weekends. Truly awful. Like when Stern was on E! but much shittier.

[@ryanmcteer825]

I grew up w the eastern motors one hell yea

[@fdavidmiller2]

Subway has always made their own bread Jay

[@justind4763]

Robbins Rocks, YEAHHHH, Robbins Rocks!

[@colbyposton4937]

God am I happy someone said Jim Adler.

[@jimmymetal713]

I saw Hammer lane and area code 209, Stockton Cali. That was mancow in the ace ventura suite in the eagle man commercial

[@EastboundAndDowns]

Eagleman Insurance is THE Chicago version of the bad commercial. I know that dialogue by heart.

[@JonReremy]

I knew Jim Adler was gonna come up, most memorable commercials, even spawned a bunch of rip off commercials

[@pencilneckgeek1842]

at eastern motors

[@adammartin9177]

Tom Shane sounds like the narrator from the reefer madness movie.

[@pimpslickbilly1373]

Im surprised no Oregonian called in about Mr. Appliance

[@scottderrickson4829]

From the windows, to the walls

[@aidanbagwell9590]

Im so happy the bonfire now knows about the texas hammer

[@handsomestik]

The Diamond Center in California is what I grew up with. I’m a credit maaaaann!!!!!

[@savagesword6393]

"No job too big, no job too small...."

[@JackJack-oi8py]

Empire today remixes are the fire stash of the internet. Search empire type beat on youtube

[@wabashvalleycards2082]

Listening to this overnight and about lost my shit when they did the Bob Rohrman bit; he lived in my town and I’d see him regularly. Dude was a total douche

[@bracksampson1]

Hell yea dude

[@johnnada5754]

26:58 I had Eagle insurance lol

[@christopherward5094]

The crackle is strong with Mr. Crack Lee

[@qwertyioup195]

Shoutout to Kris Lindahl, the best realtor in the Twin Cities Metropolitan Area.

[@mfmercface]

that last part, "thanks for the boners my friend" inspired me to spam IG models.

[@Ortclone]

That feldawg commercial was a deep cut!

[@Chorn36000]

My first Commersmol

[@buhshmuh]

In LA there was crazy Gideon, and cal worthington

[@EYE69MYSELF]

We had Becky's Queen of Carpets crazy commercials here in St Louis.

[@elvisisalive2716]

ITS CAL WORTHINGTON AND HIS DOG SPOT!

[@fancyrat86]

Love this kinda shit.

[@kayoh310]

866 66 faster you got the green light has been in my head since I was like 6 or 7.

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

Supervanman is Butters all grown up.

[@dillonwalshpvd]

Anybody know the episode where they talked to the funeral director? Was there more to it?

[@codeybales1593]

crackle crackle

[@ebeneezerscrooge2942]

Tom Shane in heavy rotation in Western Washington State.

[@overgrownape]

Her wig came off 🤣

[@sweetboyteddy4525]

rip Bob Rohrman, Chicagoland legend

[@arlenbales3233]

Quickway Diner Restaurant In Bloomingburg.

[@cemetrygatecrasher]

did you legit look all of these up....? how much time did this take?!

[@FURTHER_ADO]

Any other old farts remember when the Budweiser commercials were "Real American Heroes" but changed it after 9/11 to " Real Men Of Genius"? Think about how odd the wording is and how many better titles they could've used but that had to use something that fit and sounded similar.

[@Gatsquatch.300]

AT EASTERN MOTORS HAAAAAAA

[@ronaldwisdom6231]

Tom Shane sounds like Eeyore

[@fuegodrinkscauseusuck6100]

How'd you even find these clips? Goddamn Lee

[@resmarted]

Wait a minute, that robbins diamonds commercial looked like it was from like 1985 but it had a website url in it?

[@buhshmuh]

Could be an old commercial updated with the site, the video was in a frame when the site url was shown.

[@winstonjames2583]

Tomasello pest control....

[@grimey5.565]

Welcom to The Sybaris.

[@TheDude0315]

God the Texas Hammer commercials are terrible living in South Texas

[@jimmymetal713]

hahaha Jim Alder the Texas Hammer, Mattress Mac and Exclusive Furniture where low prices live! Houston legends!

[@tobysgamingworld1550]

Apparently it’s a franchise cause we have the “Alabama hammer” here and he’s pretty horrible. Look up David J Maloney. He’s a big one where I live and did all these incredibly lame commercials about how if you get a DUI you better not think about calling him cause he’ll put you UNDER the jail…..Then he got arrested for DUI. I sat behind him and his 6’7 Asian wife at a concert one night and I swear you’d have thought Elvis had walked in the way the local morons reacted. All because of his commercials.

[@geofox9484]

I’m surprised Dan didn’t mention Jake Jabbs 19:48 oh shit nvm

[@TheKromusDevice]

Colorado has Dealin' Doug. A tracksuit wearing, gold ring on every finger, slicked back hair mobster that sells shitty used cars. Edit; YES! Dan brings him up!

[@vicaldama9314]

6:48 to see Gilbert Godfrey Ham it..

[@jimmymetal713]

Houston's Matress Mac!

[@evergreenrider]

Shane Co is nationwide? I always assumed they were a NW thing

[@514BMXJay]

I live on Montreal, we just barely catch 99.9 the Buzz, and they play the best shitty ads, usually from some place called Williston....

[@applejacks8160]

Guys.... Dad and Dad said they were just gonna run out to grab a pack of smokes.... they’re coming back, right?...... RigHT!!!?????!

[@tinfoilkuba194]

Shane company always interupting games on A.M. radio.

[@jasonelizondo8879]

Look up.. "At the red house" where black people and white people buy furniture.

[@Mopopolis]

No Crazy Bruces liquors? smh

[@anthonypate8657]

Shane diamonds is David the nome

[@mickeysquintz9650]

Billy Fucillo...HUUUUGGGEEEE!!!!

[@fomosexual407]

De best de best 200 8181. Don't know why

[@Austinwhite918]

32:43 Conception starts at sex!

[@mlab11]

31:10

[@greg6898]

Come to chicken Charlie’s cha cha in the dirty dub can not be beat cuz

[@animeweedlord]

33:04

[@nickcaine9878]

Push it, pull it, tow it to golf mill ford

[@BIacklce]

i like how these high tier athletes will do these dog shit local ads

[@yellingonthesubway]

Wow, show some respect to Jim THE HAMMER Shapiro from Rochester, New York who was far more aggressive and the founding father of the hammer lawyers

[@666ericwright]

Man Daves pizza was the shit when i was little. Horrible goddamn city its in but a fun hang with a new girlfriend. ALSO i cant believe nobody brought up Cal Worthington Ford and his goddamn lions and country shows. Elvis played at his dealership hahaha.

[@crlyhdedfnck]

I’m really starting to think that the song came first before the restaurant.

[@jefflabbecomedy]

David's Pizza song @ 8:00 in case anyone is curious what the hell he was on about.

[@xjamesxreedx]

502 777 1111

[@michaelbatt9680]

Savage Auto in near like ephrata pa I think, my god, what an awful commercial haha its unbelievably bad