The Bonfire - Secret Cocksman

Dan Soder and Jay Oakerson discuss Adam Duritz and his... résumé. (11-28-17)

[@lukeyaple5949]

I love how much Dan loses it when Jay comes with the, "Hello we are the counting crows,counting has always been a part of our family...."

[@esKpea]

Their old Jewish man impressions are so fucking good

[@oneskinnyhonky]

Dan's comes from a cartoonish place, Jay's comes from experience, both are great in their individual ways.

[@leebentz6358]

"All the black has gone away now that you said "Jewish" LMFAO!

[@strangerinthealps5874]

Wilmer Valderamma is up there as well: Demi Lovato, Ariana Richards, Mila Kunis, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Majandra Delfino, Mandy Moore, Mischa Barton, Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson, Avril Lavigne, Rihanna, Minka Kelly and many more troubled gashes.

[@MockeryManor]

Stranger InTheAlps is that true about Rihanna? Holy smokes😖

[@herbthompson8937]

Wtf really??????

[@mayhemjesus8125]

Accounting Crows 😂😂😂

[@imminiovechkin]

sha-la-la-la-la-la-lome

[@Christopheromoan]

Underrated comment lol

[@lithion]

"the invisible man can't be invisible with all the dust surrounding us. fantastic."

[@sulla175]

I want a show of just the two Jewish fathers!!! Like Jim has the Chip Chipperson Podacast.

[@Jakeypretzels]

@@anthonylastname3552 Piece a gawbage*

[@xalahuj]

@@anthonylastname3552 *podacast

[@mancode20]

Duritz has a nice resume for sure, but John Mayer is prob the ultimate cocksman. Off the top of my head: Minka Kelly, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Rhona Mitra. That's a Golden Star Warriors unbeatable All-Star team at every position. Plus, a great bench as well. Jeter had: Adriana Lima, Mariah Carey, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Minka Kelly, Scarlett Johansson, Jordana Brewster, and now he is married to the ridiculously beautiful, Hannah Davis. Tommy Lee gets an honorable mention for Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Jenna Jameson, and Heather Locklear as well.

[@percussionjamz6704]

john mayer is the official cocksman in my book. Dude grabs top notch strange like he's grocery shopping.

[@strangerinthealps5874]

Valderamma is up there as well: Demi Lovato , Ariana Richards, Mila Kunis, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Majandra Delfino, Mandy Moore, Mischa Barton, Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson, Avril Lavigne, Rihanna, Minka Kelly and many more troubled gashes.

[@MrLazerCatt]

Damn Minka Kelly gets around

[@booognish]

Pete Davidson is putting in work these days,

[@kylemachado1770]

One of the funniest bits

[@imilf2003]

Andre Agassi Wore a rug for years.lol

[@John_Notmylastname]

Derek Jeter is the ultimate.

[@SB-131]

If he told on himself about the weave I like him more.

[@chadgautier2864]

Slipknot mask was his his real hair. His mask melted to his head. So he had to Shave his head. Then he sewed the dress into his mask

[@craigrobertson8364]

angel dust dandruff in his horse hair

[@7g6f5e4d3c2b1a]

Anyone who snagged Rachel Green (Jennifer Aniston) or Monica Geller (Courtney Cox) is a *LEGEND* in my eyes. They've been in my top 10 since 1994! #CrackleCrackle

[@jefflabbecomedy]

Vat a long December, ehhh?

[@SoberIrishman]

It comes down to mostly being rich $$$. If that singer was an accountant he would have a normal dumpy girlfriend.

[@thomasbeckley-forest1130]

duhhh

[@jamesmonroe5846]

I know this was months ago but what aboot seal and Heidi Klum,,, kiss from a rose

[@tyzilla87]

Y’all are missing the #1 obvious answer, not only than mr tennis balls on his walker himself, Harvey Weinstein lmaooo

[@DannyWilliamH]

Emmy Rossum hurts. She's by far the best on that list and it's not even close. Prime Applegate was a pull, too. The rest were solid to meh. Rossum still looked like a fn Princess from a Disney cartoon when he got her, lol. I hate this dude now but will admit that I saw them live and they were good. It was Counting Crows & Live in a double header back in about 2000. No real opener as both played for about 1.5 hours and both were good.

[@scottwood5957]

All these fucking " Itz's " lolll

[@jrsmith3344]

Big Jew Oakerson sounds just like Jackie Mason

[@boosh90]

he said in another vid that his impression is jackie mason and soder's is the old jews from coming to america

[@craigrobertson8364]

the jones boy

[@kudegra1147]

Holy shit lolololol

[@craigrobertson8364]

medusa hair blow or pin head

[@alloutwar650]

bay area players.

[@puddintaine4556]

What these girls don't know: Those jew dreads clip on. Discuss.

[@HectorGonzalez-qx9nk]

What's funny is that Jay is Jewish. lol

[@SuperVladamere]

Oakerson? Isn't that more Nordic?

[@carlywilliams8886]

I'm Irish@german but Jewish people are mostly Rich and funny, I wish I was Jewish I'm broke but I am funny!😎

[@boosh90]

@@SuperVladamere broke and funny is the Irish way

[@herbthompson8937]

It's amazing what a little sense of humor can do

[@brendanevo4g]

13:00

[@alfonsos1387]

He went out with all of those girls?

[@adamgriffin]

No he just fucked them in the vagina

[@bigmikeobama523]

Adam Griffin mouth too

[@Godfather19704]

I've got some notches in my belt too.

[@leebentz6358]

Yeah they are called belt holes.............................

[@mostrote]

I actualy heard a car crash in my mind

[@brendanevo4g]

8:00

[@brendanevo4g]

13:00

[@FlippyHambone]

Gross!

[@Luvie1980]

I'd date Adam Duritz

[@charlest5604]

What an endorsement.