The Boys riff on James Bond

[@jimsizzle5288]

Bartender: Mr bond, shaken or stirred? Bond: I’m Gay

[@Meeminator]

Du na na na dun na na

[@vincentscholl319]

Hell yeah dude

[@shalizzle793]

Shaken in my ass. Stirred... also, in my ass. Put things in my ass.

[@fabulousdolphin4221]

@@Meeminator bend ova

[@rg9810]

"Anybody got any top seekies?"- James Bongo 😅

[@grimace4257]

Cheeky seekie

[@Screwby_Jones6200]

"No time to wank"

[@AtticusHess]

"Top seeky seekies"

[@matteobannatyne6279]

Adam added so much to this riff so glad he was there

[@CJ_YT_2001]

Jewcy commentary

[@harrydavey9884]

Yeah he partly hummed that theme tune and it all came together

[@trundle6145]

Nick passing off south park episodes as childhood stories is always entertaining

[@cbraun6005]

Bro Nick makes more shit up than Theo Von

[@fabulousdolphin4221]

@@cbraun6005 haha

[@gorezamtrios6481]

the whale thing?

[@LBP15]

it made me think of that whitest kids skit

[@jasonjohnston4766]

He didn’t say he rescued the whale from sea world and sent it to the moon in a rocket but ok

[@reeeee7298]

There was a kid in my elementary school , who claimed Neil Armstrong was his dad . Despite the fact his last name was Schmidt , lol. Then when Neil Armstrong died we were like “sorry that your dad died, Ricky.” And he was so confused

[@reeeee7298]

@Baron Chanandler literally . Like, of all the things to lie about! And no one believed him , Bc of the different last name, obviously . Some people’s children … 😂

[@_kyle7478]

@@reeeee7298 did he grow up without a dad and his mom told him his father was an astronaut

[@mattnoyes6513]

he went to space for a pack of smokes and never came back

[@coltermasson8124]

Harrison Schmitt literally went to the moon and his name is much closer, why not pick him lol

[@DonRoyalX]

What a loser

[@KilgoreTroutAsf]

James Bongo is officially my favorite character now

[@Spencerharrison]

Australian James Bond has the potential to be an actual joke. Great stuff

[@davebennett6231]

Technically there was an Australian James Bond, George Lazenby.

[@Spencerharrison]

@@davebennett6231 Is this Adam?

[@BIacklce]

Australian anything is a good bit

[@WilliamBarksdale]

Laughed so hard at Aussie James Bongo

[@michaelrogers7386]

​@@davebennett6231 yeah and the best part is he was a proper alcoholic sexual fiend too... george lazenby didnt even want to do the movie but did it cause he wanted to fuck the bond girl..

[@Goose.Films.]

Nick's Connery is probably one of the best Americans doing Scottish

[@plasticface333]

It's so good

[@connor48880]

Genuinely his impressions are always spot on that’s why these bits are so funny because he’s saying the most outlandish shit and sounding just like the character/person he’s impersonating!

[@Dynoxe]

That's the best Dutch James Bond impression I've ever heard. Jens Band.

[@kneetotheface]

lowkey this comment SLAPZ

[@SpiritOfMontgomery]

Jan Baand surely

[@Fauxsobokid]

Hell yeah, dude.

[@Lovicide]

Dude, hell yeah.

[@TheBoss0110101001]

Yeah, dude. Hell.

[@kneetotheface]

oh fuck

[@hueydao8637]

awwfuck. hellyeadude.

[@ZeranZeran]

Carried a whale 400 miles with your elementary school friends

[@JW-un8ui]

James the Jokester 😂

[@xslite300]

nick is literally the funniest person alive

[@caz3474]

I agree without him they wouldn't have a podcast

[@Mrcoconutgun]

I'd agree, when I was younger I would've said sam hyde, but nick is literally UNBELIEVABLY funny. Also I'm gay.

[@xslite300]

@@Mrcoconutgun i love sam hyde too

[@dorsia6938]

@@caz3474 I think although Nick takes the spotlight, without the other two it wouldn't be nearly as good.

[@hannibalb8276]

@@Mrcoconutgun losers like sam hyde

[@MrSh4des]

My name is gabe, gabe R. This is my son hard.

[@themysticfedora]

Gabe r lmfao

[@kestutissubacius7114]

Haha I’m gay, this took a while to process

[@MrSh4des]

@@kestutissubacius7114 didnt realize my name and initial sound exactly like gay bar until I was 28 lol.

[@stonewithagun6045]

I always pronounch the r hard

[@__loafy__]

gaybe

[@HughMansonMD]

I hate how stealth games now all have a 'look through walls' mechanic. Kinda defeats the whole purpose doesnt it?..

[@natedigger5678]

I know, man. It fucking sucks. There's just no tension or fear anymore. Also, I'm gay.

[@Snarfindorf]

@@natedigger5678 they don’t make them like they used to I’m gay

[@BLY99]

You don't have to turn it on.

[@HughMansonMD]

@@BLY99 yeah, good point, I thought about that after i posted it. I guess i wont complain, because things like that, fast travel, ect., are good ways to gauge difficulty for different players. It actually reminds me that FC3, MGSGZ, and AC1 had similar mechanics that i hardly remember because i never used them.

[@slothschewgum]

The new hitman games in particular actually added a mode on how many hints you want throughout the game from slight hints to full walkthrough to none at all and I believe there’s a mode where you can’t look through walls either or you just don’t use it

[@leejones8082]

Australian James Bond is god tier

[@raypreseau5360]

Sean Connery was Scottish. Hence, the heterosexuality

[@vilentman111]

nah im gay

[@BIacklce]

the romans called the isles Britannia, which translated to gay man island.

[@alissaadornato8951]

That's because Scottish women are indistinguishable from men, right? So it's not classical heterosexuality, the women are just embraced as men on accident

[@BIacklce]

@@alissaadornato8951 I think you are confusing Scots with Tolkienesque dwarves

[@lauridscm1]

@@BIacklce they're the exact same species

[@cat_city2009]

Fuck yeah Hitman bro. It's so cool how he kills people secretly in various places in the game we like. It's like we're best friends.

[@chrisahearn789]

Plus they put the people who made the last three hitman games in charge of the next James bond game

[@severalwolves]

Yeah it’s crazy, it’s basically a game where you have to be an assasin , and have to be sneaky, what else could u even ask for.. great games great memories w/ friends

[@galenwhite8765]

I really don't know why but there's something so god damn funny about calling 007 "James the Jokester"

[@williamdavid9272]

For me this is like top 3 cumtown clips that I keep coming back to lol

[@galenwhite8765]

@@williamdavid9272 100%

[@daveclarke1990]

Hitman devs are making a James bond game next, very fitting footage

[@StevenSeagull]

I’m really excited for it

[@glyph241]

@Ricardo DeMatteo Savage. 🤣🥊

[@kohekade2961]

@Ricardo DeMatteo You'll be straight by the time every human dies, so it'll never happen 🤟

[@fabulousdolphin4221]

@@kohekade2961 hehe

[@Mrcoconutgun]

@@StevenSeagull What's it called? I can't google because i'm too gay. Also great stuff as always.

[@RealTomCruise]

"We all have sex with our wives while holding our noses" is an all time stav line

[@BIacklce]

James Bonds next villian is MI6''s HR department

[@robertstraw9881]

I’d pay to see James Bongo

[@Catty872]

2:41 when the guy throws the breifcase and the guard goes to investigate the briefcase instead of where it was thrown from, yeah thats fucking stupid

[@khorneflake5943]

This has become my daily watch.

[@smokyprogg]

That Mad World parody is a top tier cover

[@Scrowlock12]

It’s almost impossible to workout and listen to this at the same time. Hahahahaha!

[@itssofunny8611]

Holy shit these are gold

[@ThatScootFanboy]

4:00 As an Aussie that drinks bourbon made in my mate's dad's shed, I can relate.

[@jonathannagel7427]

I want your report on my desk! Sorry, a dingo ate my homework

[@TheDutch231]

The Australian secret agent.

[@Kai_Keller02]

That was a banger😂

[@kozdog6731]

r these laughing crying emojis ironic, plz tell cumtown doesn't actually consist of TFUE subs

[@Kai_Keller02]

@@kozdog6731 who tf is tfue

[@mattsmith457]

@@Kai_Keller02 ah tfue the trickster

[@grassbackyard3825]

The first couple of minutes need to be animated

[@asdfghjjfdfvcddcbhxg6550]

Keep it cool Seagull. Funny comp.

[@DemarcusAurelius403]

All I hear is the Gentleman form venture bros

[@na8291]

this is just col gentleman from venture bros

[@__loafy__]

weeb

[@na8291]

*gay weeb

[@jonvia]

Their version of "Mad World" is amazing

[@bjornmarley5670]

Should be the score for the new Joker movie...

[@thegary9584]

They nailed Australia though

[@OmegaSteel429]

Why wasn’t he James Billabong?

[@RareVideosByJavierVargasTV]

The first few minutes of this xD *TOO FUCKING FUNNY*

[@jujucrock14]

"Take that you inventing faggot" I replied to remind you this exists, also I'm gay.

[@cinemacynic980]

Wow Hitman is way more vast than the games I played, Blood Money and 2.

[@OpenMawProductions]

Goddamn, that one guy literally has the Lobotomy Software Logo laugh.

[@RamyTheGreat]

Fuck, I love hitman.

[@RamyTheGreat]

Because I'm gay.

[@FraxinusExelsior]

Must have listened to this 100 times

[@tbidzzzz]

Of all the plans I've heard that one is probably thr tightest.

[@ChrisVenture]

dang i wanted to see the rest of the game play!

[@MetalPersonJ]

0:40 Holy fuck that was god tier 🤣

[@fabreezethefaintinggoat5484]

Amd his name was jizzlaine maxwell

[@Screwby_Jones6200]

"DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY TOP SECKIE SECKIES"

[@broesco10]

“Don’t say JarJar Binks”

[@sirtnfol8476]

Hell yeah dude

[@lvjkb7026]

James Super Straight Bond

[@HeavyJudy]

James, the jokist

[@sentonbeeblo170]

My name is Steven -🐦

[@liquerinfrnt]

That fade out was the shit

[@OffshoreITguy]

James Billabond.

[@Googleaccount_2]

Mr. bond is my favorite

[@jaggidfire]

"And you just made me bustor in my mind"

[@shaematthews1708]

The bit about Australian spies is 100% correct also I'm gay

[@GS-to9oe]

Secies 😂😂😂😂

[@GameyRaccoon]

HOW IS NICK ABLE TO DO ANY IMPRESSION

[@kurt2552]

autism

[@MrOdaniels]

James bondaloo

[@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw]

Cheeky seekies

[@cjrosa6]

Ernst Stavro Halkias

[@jatd104]

Nick and Stav work so well together. Adam is like the buffer friend.

[@chrisbaled7471]

Nick should do audio book of jokes while doing sean connery

[@reginald8623]

Who fuckin tells their child that theyre a spy. And whyd they know adam? Oh an australian lol

[@KilgoreTroutAsf]

George R Binks?

[@leonides06]

Braa ta daaa daa !!!

[@hatecoach2996]

2:00 thats LITTERALY a southpark episode

[@fabulousdolphin4221]

lmao

[@duncefunce1513]

It's literally not. It's barely even almost a South Park episode. You prick.

[@OwenAllRound]

james the jokester

[@ColonelMetus]

James Nword Lword

[@MrEsposition]

This is good but fuck the original vid with the James Bond clips was so good

[@ltheroyalwe]

Names Bust, James Bust

[@Yourbrotherjosh]

They missed james bondi

[@wade6282]

Stavs Q impression is rather good

[@kingofoblivion1822]

Nick is hilarious

[@travisbarnard8156]

Sounding like Colonel Horace Gentleman

[@booj4363]

I love that he becomes Indian when he says f*****

[@cosmicpepe3973]

When he said he thinks about me 😯

[@CaptainBeefheart90]

“I’m gay.” -

[@WeOnlyEatSoup]

James Bongo would have thrived in the 1980s

[@bobbiblaze]

Nick is crazy 😂😂😂

[@ZeranZeran]

5:49

[@robertdriscoll7468]

Oy

[@austinlaverdure6348]

2:40 this guy literally watched a suitcase fly from his right side and walked to his left. wtf is going on

[@StevenSeagull]

He’s a very low IQ individual

[@knighthawk6189]

James,James Bondi Beach

[@xTheTamingx]

I only recently started listening to Cum town clips. And no wonder Stav left lol he didn't want to get cancelled 😂 wish I would have been around during this era

[@CJ_YT_2001]

Jimmy adhesive

[@leichterKampfer]

More James bongo

[@mustycarlos2164]

James bondage

[@lylechipperson3407]

This beat slaps hard asf fam no cap. also im gay

[@williambrook8038]

Gay type beat

[@_Rick___Grimes_]

cumtown fan trying not to make im gay joke in every single video of theirs challenge.

[@marbls1880]

Seagull>FF

[@AngeloT2001]

This video pretty much predicted that 007 game being developed by the hitman devs.

[@Heliogabalos]

1:52 Jeffery spelled Geoffrey 🏳️‍🌈

[@chrisbaled7471]

4:14

[@cartercartercartercar]

this mission sucked ass. too many dead ends. that first game all the missions were ass except paris and sapienza anyone else miss blood money? i still play it, amazing game. the music, the art style, the post mission newspaper articles

[@StevenSeagull]

Yeah I agree, this one wasn’t great. The riot was wasted potential

[@aboxofbeans]

The boys accidentally re-create col. Gentleman

[@kubeyk]

?

[@OkieDokieSmokie]

this has more views than any show on CNN....

[@tomwilko7841]

Pretty good but fa**ot is just not used in UK...we're aware of the word but connery in the 60s would have said 'poof' or 'bender'