The Brendan Schaub Interview: Joe Rogan Cancellation, Leaving Showtime, Jake Paul vs Dana White

[@NoJumper]

0:32 - Not worrying about sponsorship from big brands. Giving out content for free, pulling your content off platforms. 2:15 - Brendan says nobody is really mad at Joe Rogan, says Rogan is actually underpaid by Spotify 3:17 - Brendan says Rogan took the episodes down himself, not Spotify 3:47 - Adam asks why they can’t just bleep out the n-word 4:43 - Brendan has almost never had anything removed from KZbin 5:10 - Getting videos demonetized, not understanding why. Getting Wiz Khalifa interview demonetized for w**d 5:51 - Brendan would be fine with a disclaimer but that messes with the algorithm. 6:13 - Getting shadowbanned for talking about Rogan and c*vid 6:50 - Adam shares his Rogan story about a No Jumper fan running up on Joe in the airport while on acid. 7:40 - Brendan thinks Rogan should keep doing exactly whatever he wants to do 9:21 - Podcasting becomes less fun when you feel like you have an obligation, too much structure, etc. Brendan lets the guest guide the convo 10:30 - Brendan describes how he tries to keep podcast convos interesting 11:00 - NJ fans that don’t know Brendan. Adam and Brendan sometimes have to explain who Joe Rogan is. Nice to know that some people aren’t so wrapped up in internet culture 12:08 - Most people aren’t on social media. Brendan talks about posting-and-ghosting, accepting that there are going to be bad comments 15:02 - Adam explains the difference between an angry mob of 100 people and 100 mean retweets 16:32 - Brendan compares the hate from being a fighter to being a comedian/podcaster 17:50 - Dealing with the ups and downs of fighting puts podcasting and comedy into perspective 18:47 - Getting used to heartbreak early from playing professional and D1 football 19:15 - Brendan wouldn’t want his kid to go into sports unless they are super gifted/talented 19:57 - Brendan’s 5-year-old son does jiu-jitsu, can only go with 10-year-olds and up 20:48 - Brendan is on good terms with the Diaz brothers now. Explains their old beef over Connor McGregor. 21:56 - Brendan doesn’t want to hurt anyone but can understand settling a disagreement with a fight sometimes Keeping the same energy from social media in person 23:53 - Difference between sh*t talking from a fan versus from a friend/peer. Never getting hate from someone more successful 24:47 - Adam explains the fight between Da Baby & Danileigh’s brother. Review the clip. Brendan doesn’t like that it wasn’t 1-on-1. Thinks that was b*tch sh*t 27:32 - What would happen if Brendan beat someone up at The Comedy Store? Brendan says he would never 28:08 - Brendan explains the one time he thought he might have to get physical at the comedy club to protect Mark Maron. 30:07 - Brendan and Adam don’t like Mark Maron and Howard Stern’s b*tch sh*t comments on Rogan and C*VID. 32:22 - Adam and Brendan think comedians are cowards for not defending Rogan 32:32 - Loving Andrew Schulz and reacting to him defending Rogan. 33:35 - Adam says “If Rogan is the face of racism, that says good things about racism” 35:11 - Brendan gives his take on Jake Paul/Dana White/fighter pay. No one has done more to highlight the issue. Fighters thank him behind closed doors 36:25 - Brendan is over his issues with Dana White 37:12 - Brendan explains his experience with the UFC Fighters’ Union. No leverage without the big time fighters 38:57 - Is Jake Paul really going to make a difference when it comes to fighter pay? 39:56 - Adam explains how record labels give bad deals and adjust them based on the artists’ performances 40:38 - Adam doesn’t want to try Brendan’s nicotine dip. Brendan explains research on nicotine helps prevent CTE and dementia. Adam loves cigarettes 42:19 - “Brendan got hooked on oxys because he got kicked in the face by Cro Cop.” Drinking while on painkillers 43:18 - Adam explains his old routine of drinking, Xanax, and coke 43:57 - Brendan has always wanted to try lean. Was too scared to ask Paul Wall. Adam says it’s great and explains why lean is so cool 45:23 - Brendan explains his experience with vaping, overdosing on nicotine 46:19 - Brendan and Adam love Euphoria. Comparing Euphoria to Saved by the Bell. Not wanting your kids to watch it. Feeling conflicted 49:03 - Brendan got hooked on Oxys because he didn’t really know any addicts or drug users. Adam’s old girlfriend got prescribed 1 Xanax/day 50:47 - Brendan tries to get to the bottom of Adam’s childhood issues. 52:05 - Empathizing with parents. Comparing their normal experience to Adam and Brendan’s careers in KZbin + Making more in 1 month than parents made in 3 years. 53:16 - Brendan explains his dad selling his company when he was young, family moving from poor black neighborhood to rich white neighborhood 54:39 - Teaching your kids about class and race. Struggling with teaching lessons to a child growing up with money. Brendan’s kids go to school with super famous peoples’ kids 56:08 - Adam explains telling his mom he spent $20K on Parker’s birthday party 56:52 - Brendan wants his kids to play sports so they are cool. Rich kids are never cool 58:39 - The same feelings you had to towards rich kids growing up is the same thing happening on IG 59:20 - Brendan explains his whole Thiccc Boy Studios operation: The Shop, Food Truck Diaries, Fight Night Rewind, Calabasas Fight Companion, Fighter and the Kid, King & the Sting. 1:01:28 - Comparing Thiccc Boy’s content schedule to No Jumper’s 1:02:32 - Brendan isn’t interested in doing p*rn or a Triller fight 1:03:39 - Brendan explains the difference between doing comedy online, at home, and on the road. Being in love with comedy. 1:05:05 - Wants to do comedy at 60 if he can do it like Rogan or Dave Chappelle 1:06:55 - Brendan loves engaging with fans. One of his favorite things is hosting his “Thiccc Mudder”: a 15K tough mudder race for fans 1:08:55 - Brendan makes more money now being independent after leaving Showtime 1:10:07 - Brendan explains how he would lose money by selling his show to a network. No one watches TV 1:10:50 - Brendan explains creating a bidding war for his new special and then putting it on his own network instead 1:12:43 - Adam reveals he thought Brendan was a huge a**hole for laughing at Bobby Lee’s story about being m*lested. Turns out it was a bit 1:13:58 - Brendan is sure he saw Adam out in public at Erewhon 1:14:33 - Adam and Brendan both like Travis Barker. Still a real one even though he’s in the Kardashian world now 1:15:14 - Brendan regrets not saying hi to Adam when he saw him at Erewhon. Being pathetic and insecure. 1:15:56 - Brendan is on no cannabis. Lots of whiskey, nicotine, caffeine. Adam is going to bring lean to Brendan’s podcast Stamps by Aidan instagram.com/aidantheasset/

[@gg-ex6en]

First

[@trevors.5998]

Nojumper quality sucks, Seven Hunnid is a way better KZbinr. The way he makes his videos is artistic & visionary

[@PaidKilla]

This may go unnoticed but I am a upcoming artist that working hard & worth the listen 💫👍🏾 I think I got the talent . Jus trynna find that support Look up suicide

[@MrIronHex]

@@PaidKilla do you really think this is going to work?? Lots if luck with that

[@symystyk]

hell yeah I had a feeling y’all would talk about a lot of shit

[@Sleepymazda999]

Adam: “No Jumper coolest podcast in the world” Brendon: “But I’m telling you it’s not bubba”

[@mattasaurusrex55]

this made me LOL. solid comment.

[@Curtis856]

@@mattasaurusrex55 I agree hahaha

[@vincecruz9740]

🤣🤣🤣

[@patrickbaginski]

Lol very solid

[@jadeurena331]

😂😂

[@andrewvaccaro7939]

I commented on a photo of Brendan Schaub saying he looked like a bouncer at PacSun and he blocked me on IG lol

[@goldenserpent32]

Cuz u prolly the 100,000th person to use that same Theo von line on him lmao. But yeah that is corny of him 2

[@andrewvaccaro7939]

@@goldenserpent32 Theo has never said his - I am actually just a hilarious witty person.

[@EddiXP]

@@andrewvaccaro7939 God he's such a bitch. He was a great guest back in the dayyy dayyy. What a lil bitch he's become.

[@apalmgren189]

I think we’ve all been blocked by him. I got blocked for saying “You’re really still pretending to be a comic after that special?”

[@forged8979]

He doesn't read cawlments

[@caden275]

Brendan "Me and Rogan talk on the phone all the time" Schaub

[@megacatsupreme466]

Everyday.... Well...we text everyday.. Water we dune hair.

[@brianroberts7867]

Brendan “specialneeds” schaub is a mentally challenged bozo. Worst no jumper of all time

[@DD-co1zn]

I'd love to know how those *phone* conversations go ... Schlob: watcha thinkin' bout ? *(Lying down on his belly, twirling his feet in the air)* Rogan: elk meat, money, and 3 inch lifts for my shoes.

[@theuglydoode]

Brendan "Me and *Celebrity* talk on the phone all the time" Schaub

[@badabing2302]

@@brianroberts7867 yet you here talking shit about someone making more in the past year than u will make on your life lmfao , get your bands up pussy

[@celticbarry9877]

Brendan Schaub 22:22 "I would rather you try and beat me up or do something physically, instead of just talking all this shit like their should be some repercussions" Brendan Schaub 27:45 "I haven't been in a fight since I left the UFC, it would never come to that. I mean i'd rather crush them with words" 😂🙈

[@soulessmf4467]

Classic shaub

[@coltonjones2253]

@@soulessmf4467 dudes a walking contradiction

[@georgey2572]

Redact mentality

[@Pii-RuCryptoCuhThroat]

@@coltonjones2253 he literally has to counter everything he thinks is major enough to lose fans, just to make sure he's on both sides of the fence

[@riverbedfred7352]

That's Schaubs entire existence Say 1 thing, then say the exact opposite moments later.

[@juelzsantanasbandana5938]

this interview is strictly for adam to make his way to rogans podcast 😂

[@Djohn_john]

Hahahahahahahha trueeeee

[@Hspookyy]

Lmao

[@kevinhunt1202]

Adam would pay Rogan to have him on jre!!!!

[@erictheplumber9516]

People didn’t just start hating on Brendan. Fans watched him become more and more arrogant to a ridiculous level which made it hard to enjoy the podcast. He doesn’t ignore the “haters”. He ignores his fans

[@vadankstrains4359]

As soon as he started saying "I was never a real fighter I'm a comedian" he was done. Only fighters thought he was cool, his stand up is trash.

[@mosluggo1]

That same “fans” he charges 50$ to meet??

[@erictheplumber9516]

@@mosluggo1 that’s pretty random and irrelevant to what I said. Sure if they paid for a meet and greet than yes they are probably a fan

[@brandoncastillo9869]

Damn hella true

[@dadstuff5923]

You guys are fuckin haters lol

[@Jake-ur5gi]

Two and a half minutes in and Brendan is already having a separate conversation than Adam

[@megacatsupreme466]

Interrupting like usual.

[@JeromeProductions]

yep

[@poplarbar5059]

diffrin lanes bapa

[@myrmo12]

@@Doing2much nah schlaub is just an idiot pmao

[@SundayVenom]

8 mins in and it’s a good episode. Just say you’re a No Jumper fan from mumble rap

[@Jidds]

This is basically like interviewing Joe Rogan, if u wanna know how Joe feels about something, just ask Brendan Schwaub

[@Lowity]

Almost like has no original thoughts ....

[@jgfxotg1242]

🤣

[@adammay6663]

@@Lowity After all the CTE it’s hard enough for him to have unoriginal thoughts

[@makamaka6685]

Lmao Right and if you don’t know roe rogan don’t talk about joe rogan

[@mr.fingers]

but Joe needs to say it first, so Brendan can do a 180 from his original estimate.

[@DomoDolo]

I only listened to this so see how many times Schaub contradicts himself and how long it would take for him to talk about people hating on him. Wasn't disappointed lol

[@tm-pc2yw]

Cool

[@jairocastillow4502]

Walggg me to my truggg Adam

[@tomasgreen9387]

right lol 😆

[@fredypineda57]

Damn y’all hate Brendan so much you guys watch his stuff to talk smack . Grow up

[@jairocastillow4502]

@@fredypineda57 why do you care? Lol let’s us homeless cats keep on cookin 👩‍🍳

[@Avery_____]

Watching Brendan Shaub's stand up comedy will give you pink eye.

[@alexgzbro101]

But only shit gives you pinkeye

[@zidani02]

How is this not the top comment ?!

[@matthewmitchells8008]

Bruh wtf🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@allinab_]

Whatch 24:35-24:55 for his reply to this 🤣

[@Avery_____]

@@allinab_ so if you openly criticize someone on a public platform it's only because you are less successful and jealous of them. According to that logic every person who ever criticized or made fun of Hitler only did it because they are jealous of him.

[@chuckwagonbillchuckwagonbi7296]

Brendan can definitely talk about haters. He is one of the most hated people on the planet. Warranted or not.

[@brodywinrow9222]

Warranted.

[@Sleepymazda999]

@Battle Rap Class who? Lol

[@poplarbar5059]

Oh its warranted.

[@RuntzAHK]

Why do people hate him ?

[@poplarbar5059]

@@RuntzAHK go to r/thefighterandthekid to be enlightened.

[@A1beams]

“Where can I get some sizzurp” spoken like a true officer of the law

[@EZANAJX]

😂 Time stamp

[@robertg1874]

Nobody calls it sizzurp anymore, shows you how out of touch he is. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@Mysticalwarlock89]

If you don't know brendan , he always try hard

[@skunkugly]

Dude Brendan has always said he wants to try lean but doesn’t know where to get any

[@cozy_2X]

@@skunkugly send him a 4 then lol

[@gmtaa8819]

Lol, this guy can’t go a podcast without talking about “haters”… he “doesn’t read comments”and he’s obsessed with always trying to convince everyone that he doesn’t. No one believes his silly insecure narratives

[@buzzz9887]

He’s a “creative” b he doesn’t have time to read the comments

[@Greg404]

@@buzzz9887 when he said that it made me fucking howl

[@Ptfc1990]

@@buzzz9887 we jus don madder b

[@BrandonBrown-wl3xy]

Brendan "As a creative I" Schaub That's the best joke he's ever told. He's a living, breathing punchline.

[@travel9279]

lmao

[@TheDegenerateTravler]

All brendon did was quote Rogan in this interview

[@OsamaBinDarrel]

Doing better than us talking shit in the comments 🤷

[@jt5604]

@@OsamaBinDarrel speak for yourself, I would never trade my life for Brandon's...some of us appreciate authenticity 🤷

[@OsamaBinDarrel]

@@jt5604 sure

[@DizTheDaddy]

I can’t believe Mush Mouth paid to be on No Jumper 😂 Crazy how a guy who spends 99% of his time interrupting people can barely string a sentence together without choking on his lips

[@ejxsb2618]

How you know he paid to be on here? I didn't even know no jumper took money for interviews. That's whack

[@whitb62]

Of course Brendan doesn’t read any social media after releasing that “special.” He gets more hate than literally anyone on earth 😂

[@poplarbar5059]

Just haters b. Axe jay

[@PPCSI133]

No hate. I like the guy, but Killa really not funny…….AT ALL

[@mbolez]

well deserved

[@marshall3300]

his life would have been so different if he didnt. its crazy how one thing changed is public image so drastically

[@WhalesWilly]

It's well deserved. That special was hot garbage left in the sun

[@hiisteve_4368]

I was hoping Adam was going to ask how true that story of brendan asking some chick to walk him to his truck was lol

[@staarlife333]

talmbou walg me to my trugg?? 🎲🎲

[@RR-ui2lv]

Shoutout the homeless cats

[@sanderson9338]

I can't tawlk,

[@georgey2572]

U painin a narraive

[@tsyates220]

Axe jay

[@CRAO1]

I PRAY YOU GET JOEY DIAZ NEXT , THAT WOULD BE LEGENDARY

[@crylikewolf]

Don’t ya mean, “Tremendous”?💀

[@mrboatshoe]

TIPTOP MAGOO MUTHAFUCKAAAAS!

[@skunkugly]

Joey would be awesome on Wednesdays!!!!

[@skunkugly]

Talking shit wit Doknow

[@dylanrepetto2447]

Take a chance Columbus did

[@vadankstrains4359]

This dude is a cap star. His assistant just did a podcast indirectly saying this dude uses burner accounts to spy on everything that even remotely has his name

[@chrisv.3933]

Lol. I believe it. Which podcast?

[@Imdevinjt24]

The podcast is called “Ya mothers a hoe” it’s pretty trashy tbh

[@TheJoshheart90]

No, she said that she knows a lot of people that have one. She never says Brendan has one.

[@TheJoshheart90]

@@chrisv.3933 it’s called kats after dark but she just says that she knows people that have one

[@Imdevinjt24]

@@TheJoshheart90 That’s the show they do on Brendan’s network, Cats solo podcast is called Cattien Le | Pxssy Bandit

[@kidd1548]

He just learned the word “subscribe”. Good for him.

[@FatRonaldo]

Suss-cribe

[@ColossalMeat69]

He doesn’t subscribe to it bro

[@jacob9176]

Talmbout the susscribers b?

[@FatRonaldo]

@@jacob9176 Jagob, walg me to my trugg rail quigg?

[@forged8979]

1:24 "walm gonna susscribe"

[@dreamshakejones4878]

Haven’t even watched it yet but I know it’s more than 10 min or more of Brendan gobbling Joe Rogan up

[@aodigital9421]

Actually not, what kind of weird projection are you throwing out there, you're bizarre.

[@dreamshakejones4878]

@@aodigital9421 lol I can TELL you love Brandan 😂😂 it’s a joke. Get a life and stop dick eating celebrities who wouldnt even say hi to ya😂😂

[@dannydyerschocolatehomuncu2758]

@@aodigital9421 THICCC in the head b.

[@drek273]

@@dreamshakejones4878 word. defending him mad hard for free lol

[@aodigital9421]

lol I stay thicc errwhere 🤪 you all are madder than mee

[@domjoseph2007]

If you look up “doof” In the dictionary you’ll find a picture of this guy

[@puzzymonsta69]

Lol

[@sanderson9338]

That's weird I found him under "muppet"

[@FreshManny209]

Adam isn't a doof broooooo give him a breakkkkkk

[@sidneythekidney12]

Brendan Schaub is a power bottom!

[@stomper2139]

Dude legit looks like he ate a beehive before the cast. Why so puffy shwab?

[@deedeemegadoodoo70]

Brendan is such a dork. He straight up uses the same slang as my little cousins. Heavy levels of cringe in here.

[@SpaceHippo420]

Brendan’s still claiming he’s a comedian? 😂🤡

[@Sam-mp7wk]

He is a comedian

[@alexmcmillan945]

@@Sam-mp7wk Anybody can claim that title if that's the case.

[@bigpapa2195]

@@Sam-mp7wk thats pretty funny you should be a comedian

[@inFiniteTraCer]

I’m sure people would fill a theater to see SpaceHippo420.

[@alexmcmillan945]

@@inFiniteTraCer As they would for @infinitetracer

[@Tier1lawndude]

Brendan already makeing narrative why this will do weak numbers lmao

[@TheJoshheart90]

Making*

[@Tier1lawndude]

Yeah that's what it says

[@TheJoshheart90]

@@Tier1lawndude naw you spelled it wrong

[@jman5636]

Smart move having the pod with no glass doors or windows.

[@misterworldwide4918]

Why

[@EllShogun]

@@misterworldwide4918 because hes redacted

[@poplarbar5059]

@@misterworldwide4918 Brendan is known in many circles for launching people through glass doors after stealing their food and cussing out their parents. Hes a douche.

[@misterworldwide4918]

@@poplarbar5059 LOOOL

[@GB-lk8pv]

GAAADOOOSH!!

[@DizTheDaddy]

Brunson Slab is taking some major L’s recently. He genuinely though shelling out money to come on a “cool” podcast would make people not hate him or think he’s not an unfunny, sloppy, human hemorrhoid.

[@ICee712]

Yore juss another haydurr. Nothin but a haydurr on sosha meeda

[@johnny8030]

what other LS?

[@hanz_slick_rick]

“I’ve never had anybody more successful than me hate on me” - Brendan Schaub. What about Ariel Helwani?

[@defgloom]

Dana White also.

[@BCRandom69]

Helwani owned Brenda. 🇨🇦

[@metegurun5641]

trueeee

[@chillingguy8386]

Every Comic hates him

[@ItsTooRisky]

Imagine being a fan of Ariel helwani💀

[@SophisticatedKnuckles]

Come on Adam. This dude a joke man

[@oktaxi4503]

"Bobby Lee is the most talented man on Earth." - Brendan Schaub. 1:13:35

[@BronzeArms]

bobby lee has like 20 min of stand up material thats it

[@millardfilmore1403]

@@BronzeArms wtf does that have to do with anything. dude has 2 podcasts and is legitimatley funnier than 99% of these other comedians that do the same. Most of these motherfuckers need to stick to podcasting instead of trying to push themselves as stand ups (touring makes a ton of money) anyway. Almost every one of them have mediocre stand up at best it's embarrasing.

[@BronzeArms]

@@millardfilmore1403 i agree Bobby is funny on podcast but i would like to see some special from him all his friends say that he doesnt write shit. He knows that also bill burr pushed him many times to write. But his podcasts are great.

[@fakey365]

Brenda's stomach dropped when Adam mentioned Bobby. He thought he was ganna ask about Khalyla

[@slimmonty4477]

What happened

[@ICEMAN904x]

@@slimmonty4477 dude tried to hook up with Bobbys woman back in the day.

[@poplarbar5059]

HAHAHAHHAH

[@DjTheDon614]

And the new stuff the girl said he wanted head st his truck

[@xWelcomeToMyBox303x]

ICEMAN904 it was fake

[@icouldntthinkofacoolname689]

He waited 45 minutes to say "say less" and you can tell he thought he nailed it!! 😂☠

[@earlstevens4099]

🤣

[@alexmcmillan945]

I know Adam laughed while reading some of these cawlments.

[@ejxsb2618]

Fuck you spell it like that for

[@nkaKAMPBELL]

Lowkey only watching this rn cuz I know Adams not about to let this mans interrupt him for an hour

[@pub9646]

Don't underestimate bubba

[@trtorbelfort]

Was this the only clown free today holy shit

[@moreplatesmoredates3568]

14:00 Used to be a big fan of Brendan and his podcasts. I once referenced a joke on the fighter and the kid insta. And he blocked me. He’s blocked so many people that they have fan pages Called the Brandonshaubblocked club lol

[@Sam-mp7wk]

It’s not him who blacked u it’s his team

[@andrewleary3929]

Lol Derek be lurkin on the sub Reddit. We know fam. Love your content brotha.

[@harzee85]

Yeah I got blocked for saying “axe jay” in his comments

[@CrackerBarrelkid555]

@@andrewleary3929 it’s not his real account look 😂😂😂

[@moreplatesmoredates3568]

@@Sam-mp7wk This was a long time my dude, Before he had people running his page. I didn’t even comment on his page I commented on tfatk . He still blocked me for saying a joke that was on said on the pod.

[@abadcrab]

"when your playing dodgeball there's a chance you get hit by a ball" - Brendan

[@Gameztime562]

This dude thinks “chip on the shoulder” actually means potato chips 😂

[@travismonahan7225]

I dont think you understand what a metaphor is

[@misanthr0pic]

@@travismonahan7225 idiots are alive and well.

[@Gameztime562]

@@travismonahan7225 ?

[@Stacey_-bf2mb]

Take us out E Rock

[@drewie123]

If you only knew. You wouldn't believe half of the shit that comes out of this man's mouth.

[@stephen32frazier]

This is like when TV shows in the 90's would do crossover episodes. WATER OUI DUNE HAIR BAPA

[@Ptfc1990]

WATER

[@Ptfc1990]

WEED

[@Ptfc1990]

DUNE

[@Ptfc1990]

HAIR

[@guyjmlol]

My guy really said if you see me fighting Lamar Odom you know I'm back on oxy 🤣🤣

[@puzzymonsta69]

Ok thTs legit

[@mrboatshoe]

That was funny.. I'll give him that🤣🤣

[@skunkugly]

Haha he has always said if you see me participating in a celebrity boxing fight. I’m financially not doing well 😂

[@alexmcmillan945]

I love how Brenda is always reverting to talking about how haydurs (haters) would never talk like that to other people in real life. He's so obsessed with it lol.

[@madeintexas1213]

They wouldn't tho...

[@ilikeRUNE]

Hes a simple minded jock.... what do u expect.

[@WTFBUTWHY]

@@madeintexas1213 I know plenty of athletes who talked shit on Brendan. So what’s your point? I’v talked shit on people “below me” Dumb point. He walks around like there is 0 legitimacy to any of his criticism. That’s why he has talked over people for 7 years. He refuses to acknowledge he could do better

[@bushwacka5187]

@@WTFBUTWHY No but Made in Texas is right that most of the angry little men here wouldn't be as aggressive as they are in person than they are in the virtual world. Valid criticism is cool but anonymity on the net makes a lot of people real brave with the insults lol.

[@WTFBUTWHY]

@@bushwacka5187 I understand that but Brendan can’t just beat up everyone. So it’s a pointless point. He is “unbothered” by cawments that he has someone else type for him. Sounds like those little dorks have power over him

[@c.amoroso]

Brendan: I love having one on one engagement with my fans. I’m sure u can relate. Adam: no not at all. My fans are annoying af

[@itsbilly6830]

He loves it because he charges 50 bucks for the meet and greet

[@bbyjohn11]

@12:15 The way Brendan describes how he runs his social media is more depressing than if he did read all his negative comments

[@mikeblack2uk]

A lot of friends in comedy.. Blandoon Schrub😂😂😂

[@DD-co1zn]

A lot of comedians afraid to say a damn thing in case they blow their chance to appear on JRE.

[@Macj4080]

1:02:03 had me weak 🤣 Schaubs face and reaction is priceless

[@JUSTinTx254]

😂😂

[@JMS849]

U win man 😂

[@Imdevinjt24]

I literally watched that as I’m reading the comment so funny

[@sleeperbuild11]

"I dont have that show" lmao

[@alexgzbro101]

If he did try doing that he would get canceled

[@passpace10]

Please get joe Rogan on. That would be legendary

[@glassjar7814]

Rogan would never do this pod. He has done a guest spot on like half a dozen podcasts in the last 5 years and only his friends

[@SpaceGhostPercc]

What world do you live in where you think that would actually happen. Lmfao.

[@MrAdamkidding]

I swear Adam has said he has tried.. Can't find it rn though

[@BluntSagginz]

Easier said than done papi

[@kingston2411]

Joe would be like one of the borrowers standing next to a22

[@BasedSwagMMA]

I’m glad the comments are going in on Brennan he definitely gonna read every last one of them,

[@HimothyBronson]

Fuck me, Brendan’s haters follow him EVERYWHERE. I’ve never seen this with any other famous person, it really is a social phenomenon 🤔

[@jeffwinchell7444]

Right! They are making him the smartest man alive!

[@egoten5578]

I think you'll find there's a real possibility that the two audiences could have a strong cross-section where they are one, and the same.

[@inFiniteTraCer]

It’s low key one of the most annoying things online period

[@Wu.Tang.Financial]

Nice to the this pawldcast is reaching out to the special needs community. See you at Chang’s bapacitos

[@chevyhead7274]

Buncha homeless cats in these cawlments B

[@simons4474]

@@chevyhead7274 So funny all the people that don’t understand the lingo.

[@dannydyerschocolatehomuncu2758]

@@Doing2much water weed dune hair 🍑

[@DD-co1zn]

We just outchea eating Doritos.

[@Wu.Tang.Financial]

@@Doing2much y’blogbusser bapa

[@DD-co1zn]

12:20 ... lol, Schlob pretending that he 'doesn't read the comments' , but anyone who has ever taken a massive shit on Schlob in the comments section know damn well he reads them as you can usually see him adjust or address the comments in/directly in subsequent episodes of one of his 50 turd podcasts. Also hilarious to see him engage in double talk, like his assistant reads the comments to him, and the assistant posts the comments, but it's really Schlob's words etc ... lol, which is it Schlob - you read them or not ?

[@Lil-Dogpool]

And 4 minutes later he completely contradicts everything he just said lol. He’s a real soy boy

[@poplarbar5059]

Ariel Helwani sends his regards.

[@DD-co1zn]

@@poplarbar5059 I was hoping someone would catch the reference : )

[@goldenserpent32]

No matter how whack Shuab may be you’re 100 times whacker for postin this hater ass comment 😭😭

[@robertg1874]

@@goldenserpent32 why? He’s stating facts. Don’t hide from the truth coward.

[@WTFBUTWHY]

9:50 bapa bragging about never preparing for anything he does. What a cop out

[@betooo331]

So Brendan recorded two food truck "podcasts" and will upload them in March and April? I CAN'T WAIT to hear about past news or the superbowl

[@3DAL9]

its now Food Trunk Diaries

[@swish831]

You mean Superball bubba

[@BradPitbull]

I am doing my first open mic 🎤 this year.... Thank you Brenda schaub for setting the bar so low it functions as a rolling pin 📌 He makes comedy seem so effortless as long as you have famous friends with huge podcasts

[@kbj3150]

I dying laughing how Adam start discuss his UFC career

[@kbj3150]

@@Doing2much facts lol

[@Suhpdood]

Crip mac would send shaub to the shadow realm

[@dannydyerschocolatehomuncu2758]

Brendan actually got knocked out sparring his shadow

[@johnnyjohnson88]

Shwab was a top 10 ufc heavyweight at one time yall trippin

[@JMS849]

@Battle Rap Class gator mac i mean hoova mac i mean chino mac would get 55 concussions ya 5 me?

[@ML2Forever]

Adam is ONLY doing this interview to get closer to a Joe Rogan appearance.

[@untitled06]

The whole games about exposure to a wider audience

[@Poopinpooop]

To that end I applaud Adams hustle. Good point

[@Poopinpooop]

Another thing, Adam is a king time joe stan he def would try to buddy buddy his way to the chair. Plus he probably looks in the mirror and goes over his wrap sheet and is like “why wouldn’t Joe have me?” It’d be an awkward podcast, I want it. Haven’t listened to Joe in a while, I’d tune in for a 22 cast

[@ML2Forever]

@@Poopinpooop 100%

[@DD-co1zn]

Rogan never put his podcast on Spotify because he didn't like its business model and how it paid content providers, he held out until they offered him a tonne of money. *BUT* when Rogan signed the deal with Spotify, he tried to pretend like he was doing it over 'censorship' issues over at KZbin ... 'censorship' in Rogan's context simply meant certain videos not making AdSense revenue, but the content could stay there - *NO* channel strikes. This supposed reason for moving was patently bullshit from the onset because anyone who followed JRE knew he held out on Spotify precisely because he wanted a better payment scheme from them. So, what happens when he moves to Spotify ? Censorship, censorship, censorship. The real kind of censorship - i.e episodes getting taken down ( Schlob here saying Rogan took it down voluntarily, which I don't believe, but if it's true it's even *worse* ). And what is Rogan's response ? He's out here making apologies, he's out here making promises about mis/dis/information ... He's sucking the censorship c_ck *for the money* ... He has *literally sold out* , he is *literally toeing the censorship line* .... And somehow his fans, especially the 'anti-establishment' types, don't see what's happening right in front of their eyes. TL;DR - Rogan is a sell-out at best, a grifter at worst.

[@ARichardson4310]

Dang you wrote that like a lunatic🤝

[@ARichardson4310]

I felt like i was getting yeld at

[@DD-co1zn]

@@ARichardson4310 you were! I yelled every word of that to my Speech-To-Text software. on hood.

[@ReDkRiKeT1]

Real simple my man... don't listen. Problem solved. On hood!🤣

[@DD-co1zn]

@@ReDkRiKeT1 I don't. but let's ceep it 55th street - because not following his grifting, sell-out ass to Spotify doesn't mean I forfeit my right to share my observations - particularly when the context is relevant. You new to the internet or something ?

[@BrandonBrown-wl3xy]

0:56 Amount of time it took for Schaub to name drop Rogan.

[@callumbrown5490]

I'm at the store being a comedian 🤦‍♀️😂😂😂😂 no your not your at the store because he's friends with a comedian

[@deeznatas]

"as a creative" Schaub has never been creative. Just like he's never been funny. The only reason he's gone as far as he has is because of people like Rogan (also not funny as far as standup goes). Schaub hasn't put his time in as far as comedy is concerned to be at the level he thinks he's at. His podcast is alright, but that's it. What is funny is him saying that not everyone should have an opinion, when he has some of the dumbest takes imaginable.

[@megacatsupreme466]

He steals jokes, he stole the name of his merch line and stole designs for his merch.

[@simons4474]

@@megacatsupreme466 Yeah specialised served him a cease and assist.

[@megacatsupreme466]

@@simons4474 thicc boy was already in existence... He just changed it to thiccc boy. He's ripped off a few sports logos and jokes as well.

[@ryanfuzz488]

Him and Theo von slagging each other off is pretty funny to be fair on Brandon

[@timf7813]

didn't expect to see Schwabb on this show. for sure 100% GAGAGAGADOOOOOSH

[@Ali99939]

Brendan is that you?

[@xSmokey95]

I started craving P.F. Changs orange chicken while watching this super weird bapa

[@Droppinboze1]

Brendan “one of my favorite people in the world” Schaub

[@anthrghst]

brendan: "is it fair to say your a former addict" adam: "uhhh nah i wouldnt say that" lmfao who even says that if you don't know their history

[@ejxsb2618]

To be fair Adam kinda implied it by saying he quit doing Xanax and everything else but weed. Most would assume that. I wouldn't personally that it though

[@Thashining]

Adam is about to bro out. He about to say all the shit he has been thinking all these years.

[@puzzymonsta69]

That he dont say around the hood kids

[@sigmawolfmedia1]

Bout fucking time 💪💪

[@bigluisjayrogan]

How has schlub seen all these internet videos when he doesn't use Instagram 🤔 😳

[@UnhousedHowie]

He’s lying

[@thepoloranger420]

😂🤣Adam took the shades off for this one huh!

[@NonVaccinated]

Having Schaub on as a guest just turned No Jumper into the most mid podcast in the world

[@WARDXG37]

pahaha y everyone hatin on em

[@phoenixmodellingphotography]

@@WARDXG37 check thefighterandthekid reddit lmao

[@tylerstetz4715]

@@phoenixmodellingphotography changs represent

[@tylerstetz4715]

@@phoenixmodellingphotography changs represent

[@Riggsby256]

I kinda understand the hate, but I love Brendan. Tbh, the fighter and the kid was the first podcast that really got me hooked. I then moved to all the other comedians and shit. Dude, people are so jealous and hateful. You know, all the hate just makes him bigger lol. I mean look at the views for this.

[@fuhkshet9703]

The fighter and the kid sub Reddit is gold ….. bapa

[@brianroberts7867]

Brendan “specialneeds” schaub is sofa king weed todd it! Single digit IQ type stuff

[@bigdog2432]

Glad I’m updated with rogans thoughts and feelings

[@bobsaratoga4457]

REDBAR we need you.

[@travelreview5962]

Whaaaaaaat?? The colab i never knew i wanted!

[@jemiiam]

Be careful adam.. Brendan has a habit of trying to get with the girl of the host of every podcast he goes on.. that's why his girl left him..

[@nomahfuckah2080]

Lmaoooo. Do you think Adam would mind? He'd probably film it.

[@jemiiam]

@@nomahfuckah2080 adam has said before its ok for him to fuck others girls with lena but its not ok for lena to get fucked by him and another dude...he said lena is struckly him

[@thisismyspamaccount452]

Never thought I’d see Helwani’s kid on jumper. Nice to see Ariel’s children thriving!

[@megacatsupreme466]

10-7 Heelwani

[@chrisganey8566]

It would be 10/8. 10/7 isn't real

[@dannydyerschocolatehomuncu2758]

@@chrisganey8566 1.6

[@arthurrimbaud7287]

You're a nerd, aren't u?

[@StewartLucrative]

@@chrisganey8566 10/7 is real

[@illsaggiatoreblue4677]

Every time I watch nojumper my IQ drops 20 points

[@tuhammeham2607]

Homeless cats gonna have a field day

[@joshuausher8881]

Bringing up bobby lee the sneakiest shade ever thrown

[@misanthr0pic]

what’s the tea?

[@TheDefeaterr]

@@misanthr0pic Brendan tried to hook up with Bobby's girl, Khalyla. Bobby was super hostile towards him on an episode of Brendan's podcast years ago and called him out about it, which Brendan denied. A couple of months ago, on an episode of Trash Tuesday (a podcast hosted by Khalyla, Annie Lederman and Esther Pavitsky) Annie and Khalyla said there was a comedian who was a creep and tried to hook up with them years ago and they were basically hinting that it was Brendan.

[@yourafatboyshadow]

He gets a hundred negative comments to his one positive. That's why he runs from social media....

[@TheJoshheart90]

Who??

[@yourafatboyshadow]

@@TheJoshheart90 Brenda

[@v13cc99]

Literally 1 minute in and Brendan has made himself highly unlikeable

[@megacatsupreme466]

You never saw his podcasts? That's his brand... Being a giant self absorbed dick head.

[@alexmcmillan945]

@@megacatsupreme466 Mega Cat Supreme? But you aren't McSpitfire bapa.

[@Kayotik96]

2 minutes in and brenda is already asking adam if he knows rogan lmao

[@jasonr3565]

Adam on the joe rogan podcast. Legend

[@sheedthaskater]

We need that

[@worstoneyet8098]

This is not a burner account. Thanks for having me.

[@Officialbraydoe]

Brendan is one of the LAMEST guys in the world! He says - "It's like seeing another comic at a party cause you can't relate to anyone else so ur like aw thank God man what's up....cause we're taking about real sh*t" 1st -he's thee FURTHEST thing from a "comic" 2nd -you can't relate to anyone cause ur not relatable & last I doubt he's EVER talked about anything "real" in his life.

[@forged8979]

That was such a good moment 😂 this interview is a gem

[@forged8979]

REAL SHIT

[@believeinVAINx]

But you watched him be interviewed for an entire hour? People like you are so strange 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️

[@forged8979]

@MOBsta Imaging that was worse than a Schaub joke

[@forged8979]

@MOBsta Imaging hahah it's all good I like your first comment though about the circus

[@jimmyt2810]

Schaub doesn't subscribe to the idea that everyone is entitled to their own opinion. You can't have an opinion on him unless you have fought in the UFC, done comedy at The Store, or have a podcast.

[@randomBBL]

and also that opinion has to be positive and what he wants to hear

[@thomaslauria4300]

He also doesn't subscribe to pronouncing subscribe correctly

[@cgr88m]

I didn’t know rogan was a ventriloquist, he’s very good to have a puppet like brendan talk for him and defend him. Lol not even rogans wife defends him this much

[@cgr88m]

@James Jarrett thats sus level support though

[@tomcal]

21:20 Shweb sees ‘another’ comic at a party.. who’s the first comic 😂😂

[@User-54631]

Schuab having someone going through his DMs. Reminds me of South Park. Butters has to go through Cartmans social media for him and deletes the negative stuff.

[@jdryan100]

Brandon "I wanna try sizurp" Lmfaooo just the way he said it was weak as fuck an then just randomly switches to "you ever get inti vaping?" Lmfaooo this man hella hilarious frfr

[@3bans632]

Real ones remember Adam talking shit about Shaub throughout the years

[@Dannyyschh]

What he say

[@chevyhead7274]

Really? What he say

[@fomofreddy7306]

Did he walk you to your car 😂

[@megacatsupreme466]

Walg me to my trugg

[@kinggordon8762]

Brendan, it's either up on your "high horse" or up in your "ivory tower". Not up in your "high tower". Brendan is the worst at mixing two sayings together.

[@travisromane8065]

Never expected this one! 😂

[@tannercannon7852]

Take a shot every time Schaub says “subscribe”

[@richbanks911]

Haven't taken a shot yet. All I heard him say was susscribe

[@robertg1874]

1:07:54 Brendan lies and says that him and his Boy Mark Harley do the tough mudder together all the time. Problem is this was Brendan’s first tough mudder ever and He just met Mark Harley quite recently. Ohhhh Brendan 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@mrboatshoe]

If it wasn't his first at the most it was his second.. I listen to the show all the time so he's capping hard 🤣🤣

[@robertg1874]

@@mrboatshoe big cap! It was his first. They kept talking about how this is their first time doing a tough mudder. My wife and i did tough mudders so I was all ears once he started saying they signed up for one 😂

[@sanderson9338]

It is his second one.

[@robertg1874]

@@sanderson9338 I believe it’s his first. And even if it was his second he said (me and mark Harley do it all the time) he just met mark Harley Months ago.

[@sanderson9338]

@@robertg1874 fair points but I guarantee its his second the first one he moaned about the electric shocks, the second he claim3d to complete with 2 pulled hamstrings.

[@Glocktart]

Schaub on my knob Pause

[@Swoozy724]

Brendan owes his whole existence to Rogan. Thats crazy. I think Brendan can be cool as a person sometimes but as far as comedy goes he is extremely unfunny.

[@deeznatas]

Exactly. He seems to think that he's done all of this work and gotten to where he is bc he's funny when that's simply not the case.

[@emmanuelmonteon1]

Have you been to a show of his?

[@Swoozy724]

@@emmanuelmonteon1 I’ve watched his special. It was unbearable. Is he better in person?

[@DD-co1zn]

@@Swoozy724 the real question is if he's better if you're (a) mindlessly drunk (b) mindless (c) all of the above Going to see him live you are *at least* one of those things. So ... Ya, in a roundabout way, he is 'better in person'

[@ColeJohnstone]

Adam getting closer & closer to the Joe Rogan collab!!! Been waiting on it for years Adam