**Bridge is free floating in the air and falls immediately** "Here's the problem. The triangles aren't big enough."
@BenRHarsh Жыл бұрын
They call them bridges, but they're anything but.
@abdulrahimss Жыл бұрын
x2
@Magmatic-X Жыл бұрын
+2
@e.a.7749 Жыл бұрын
+2
@ukxdeadlyzz Жыл бұрын
+2
@KG-uj7xy Жыл бұрын
^2
@ItsSUPERCAM Жыл бұрын
The bridges collapsing is a serious dopamine hit
@martinkaufmann5205 Жыл бұрын
Nothing beats him pressing play and the 'bridge' immediately collapsing. Get's me every time
@ItsSUPERCAM Жыл бұрын
@@martinkaufmann5205 it immediately pegs me
@Niiftyy Жыл бұрын
25:20 I've never seen NL's neck veins bulge as much as they did when he was talking about flipping burgers. Get this man a glass-bottomed grill at once, I'm scared.
@deadman4222 Жыл бұрын
never let this man ever design a bridge.
@nattteo Жыл бұрын
or cook
@i_am_ergo Жыл бұрын
"A bridge" was unnecessary there.
@koborivers Жыл бұрын
Glass bottom grills, you make the rockin world go round
@lemonplays-gaming Жыл бұрын
How NL describes his fear of heights when walking over a bridge is exactly how I experience it as well. It’s bunch of irrational fears but they feel so real at the moment. Stuff like your phone slipping over, or someone knocking you over.
@scootmoondog Жыл бұрын
I always worry my glasses will fall off and go hurtling into the abyss...
@MrMapacheco Жыл бұрын
OCD Andy
@nikitapuzikov Жыл бұрын
It is the same for me. I have heard an explanation that it is your sense of self preservation that is trying to come up with some reason for you to feel unsafe.
@fleasy4393 Жыл бұрын
When you get vertigo like I do, your body starts to feel so heavy that you feel as if you're actually just going to break through the catwalk like a man-sized hunk of depleted uranium.
@wormsonly Жыл бұрын
the way i discovered my fear of heights was being at the top level of the baltimore aquarium and being terrified i was going to drop my disposable camera 😭
@Jatski_pelaa Жыл бұрын
that ”can’t we just say that only vehicles that are less dense than the road can drive on it” sent me to purgatory and then revived me through the sheer power of humour
@canox6017 Жыл бұрын
9:50 NL discovers what walking without looking at your phone and being aware of your surroundings is. The thoughts of everyone killing you dwindles with time
@kornelparoczai1763 Жыл бұрын
I love when he deletes pre-built assets only to rebuild them worse later
@jacknelson6010 Жыл бұрын
That’s the best part!!
@roastghost901 Жыл бұрын
What makes the triangle so powerful is that you can build them next to each other and connect them together to make a truss. Try to think in trusses instead of triangles. 1 truss = two triangles connected at the top (or bottom if you're building it beneath the road). Any downward force applied to the road will go out horizontally along the crossbars, so if those crossbars eventually lead to solid ground at at least two points, you've got yourself a bridge. If you put in single triangles, or trusses that don't lead to two anchor points, you're adding weight directly to the road and weakening the bridge.
@ForayBN Жыл бұрын
the bridge around 30:00 when he spent 5 minutes with a road in the middle of the bridge being supported by nothing and refusing to support it was the most infuriating thing ive seen all week, amazing content keep up the good work
@CycleMantis Жыл бұрын
He's the best to ever do it
@Cyberw4y Жыл бұрын
It's the classic tool in the NL sponsorship toolbelt, play so poorly that people rush to buy the game and do it themselves
@Crazyclay78YT Жыл бұрын
@@Cyberw4y honestly thats not bad
@JB-xl2jc Жыл бұрын
@@Cyberw4yYeah this is actually a thing, the Facebook and Instagram ads for games always play them really really badly and it causes a fury response that makes people buy to do better
@bryanringel481 Жыл бұрын
It’s interesting to me, RCE introduced me to SAP, which is how I found NL, and now NL is playing a classic RCE game.
@TannerisSmol97 Жыл бұрын
What??
@SemiIocon Жыл бұрын
@@TannerisSmol97 RCE is Real Civil Engineer, a youtuber who played Poly Bridge and Super Auto Pets (SAP).
@y0urit Жыл бұрын
Same. Hard to watch this after watching rce play this though 😅
@Roseyfinchartworks Жыл бұрын
5:50-6:02 this funniest few seconds I’ve ever witnessed
@Arnavion Жыл бұрын
I cereal'd IRL at the "Only vehicles less dense than the road drive on it so that they float on top" bit and had to clean my monitor.
@O2Cubed Жыл бұрын
Watching these videos after watching Aliensrock is such a wild ride
@ConFusi0n Жыл бұрын
Same bro
@desertedham37 Жыл бұрын
"make vehicles less dense than the bridge drive on it so they float" this mf spitting
@Crystal_959 Жыл бұрын
Ryan consistently makes the triangles on the right side of the bridge larger than the triangles on the left and i hate it
@JesterWDE Жыл бұрын
turning a straight piece of road into a hump, a straight piece, and a hump, is so Egg
@Tchakkazulu Жыл бұрын
"raw-dogging your own death" is certainly one of the ways to phrase that.
@DavidLodgeclassof Жыл бұрын
I've never seen someone so bad at this game, and it's pogging me out of my gourd.
@a2rhombus2 Жыл бұрын
I think his problem is he *thinks* he's a genius. So when the game gives him an obvious path to a solution he thinks "nah clearly a single giant arch is a better idea"
@SemiIocon Жыл бұрын
That he connected the bridge that was split into two by the wood and didn't recognise that was so mildly infuriating, lmao.
@ojnabieoot Жыл бұрын
18:30 The sweetest victory in NL history
@Vario69 Жыл бұрын
plot twist,it's this: 36:53
@peterpeladon Жыл бұрын
Yeees there's more than one of these. May not last forever, but watching you wrestle with these is quite entertaining.
@Ther3tr0 Жыл бұрын
Seems like if I ever have to compete with him in something, it better be a bridge building competition.
@henrikjohan856 Жыл бұрын
For the love of all that is holy, please create more videos of this. It was really funny to watch!
@NoZignature Жыл бұрын
The tough part of working in fastfood isn't the flipping of burgers. you flip it when the beeper tells you to. The tough part is doing 8+ tasks at once knowing when to bounce to what task while solving the issues that vary from day to day. Also fuck all the beepers in the shop everyone i know who has worked at a fastfood joint has at some point woken up in the middle of the night thinking they hear the beepers because everything fucking beeps all the time and you have to get an incredible intern clock to know if the thing thats beeping is one of the things you set in motion or something that a coworker is handling.
@groundfloorgamingcollectiv4816 Жыл бұрын
Never thought I would see a man get stunlocked talking about bridges. Reminds me of grad school
@Paulynices Жыл бұрын
The one thing NL isn't amazing at, makes me feel better about myself. lol
@Lucas-sk5iy Жыл бұрын
you seem to have forgotten his ability at bouncing projectiles off of pegs
@dudekazoo Жыл бұрын
If you want to see him be bad at something go find his Baba is you playlist.
@CJeey Жыл бұрын
As a RCE fan. This is hard to watch xD
@nattteo Жыл бұрын
first time, huh?
@awerawer0708 Жыл бұрын
never seen em play hitman or SAP huh. Dudes just havin fun lmao
@juice17776 Жыл бұрын
Mixing up road and wood will never get old. He got me dying over here.
@HappyLooter Жыл бұрын
The moment NL understands that under supports do better with ropes (tension) and oversupports do better with wood (compression), this series is going to pop off.
@CRAETION_ Жыл бұрын
6:00 excellent comedic timing
@ItsSUPERCAM Жыл бұрын
OMG he does look like a bridge builder
@mashhoodsalim4531 Жыл бұрын
OMG he does
@DuduCasserole Жыл бұрын
"I recently discovered that I'm afraid of heights"... Instantly anecdotes every time he has been more than 2 meters above the ground.
@drflaggstaff9008 Жыл бұрын
Anytime he says "OOOHHHH" now my brain goes "BURY ME, BURY ME"
@dylanwatson1332 Жыл бұрын
Remember binding of issac ? That guy in the top left is him now
@Lucas-sk5iy Жыл бұрын
14:20 "Cuz my kid doesn't like to eat the chicken nuggets, which I know is crazy." Nah she's absolutely correct, McDonald's chicken nuggets are disgusting.
@JB-xl2jc Жыл бұрын
Yeah don't get me wrong I like an actual boneless chicken wing but mcdonalds mcnuggets are nasty chicken slurry
@dudekazoo Жыл бұрын
I have no problem with heights but I'm terrified of being above water. So for me the higher the bridge, the better I feel because if the water is far away I can sort if trick myself into forgetting it's there.
@Spyder638 Жыл бұрын
I really want an NL redemption story with this game. I hope he keeps playing
@nattteo Жыл бұрын
damn brother, and people thought the martyrs had faith
@JB-xl2jc Жыл бұрын
That's a bridge too far
@jacknelson6010 Жыл бұрын
You new here? My man does NOT learn 😂
@_ghostman Жыл бұрын
Its so funny seeing his memory-optimized brain fail miserably at an intuition/knowledge problem
@laszlovincze5095 Жыл бұрын
6:15 new model of physics just dropped, alert the Nobel prize committee
@Gogeto666 Жыл бұрын
The Man has discovered Vertigo. Welcome to the club.
@spookymulder1171 Жыл бұрын
you can also put wood alongside the street to make it stronger
@bduddy55555 Жыл бұрын
19:45 NL is not a shape-rotator
@ninjack11 Жыл бұрын
i am ready for some more arches and some more triangle gaming!
@Jackwill2349 Жыл бұрын
A large drink a McDonald’s costs the same as a medium, don’t blame McDonald’s for user error
@clarkwhite998 Жыл бұрын
Who set the prices?
@JB-xl2jc Жыл бұрын
@@clarkwhite998Who drinks the drinkmen?
@0osk Жыл бұрын
What shall we use to conduct this beautiful current with? What one particular element comes to mind? 3:02
@DarklySparklyy Жыл бұрын
“Ya that looks right” - it wasn’t even close 😂
@chrispharmd2077 Жыл бұрын
18:12 NL is actually trolling with this monstrosity.
@alexanderlachmann7292 Жыл бұрын
He really displays a strange lack of intuitive understanding of simple mechanics.
@carrikmcnerlin1770 Жыл бұрын
To a hammer, everything is a nail. To NL, everything is an arch
@coledelong427 Жыл бұрын
I'm a McManager and the reason there aren't more types of Happy Meals is because of some calorie constraint where the happy meals need to be below some number of calories. Sorry NL
@imTEHninja1 Жыл бұрын
"You could probably cut these easy..." *deletes the most important beam 😢
@Kriz-mb6ip Жыл бұрын
Listening to chat give the worst corrections possible had me dying.
@phoenixstephan3655 Жыл бұрын
I am not gonna watch this video but deserves a like and comment for its title
@zokerino447 Жыл бұрын
I literally cannot understand if he's doing it for comedic timing or if it's for real lol
@itsYiyas Жыл бұрын
While Angular is less used, there's less competition because of it so if you know what you're doing you're practically guaranteed a job if you apply. React on the flip side there will be more positions, but less odds that you'll get any individual position. Both use very similar skillsets, so no wrong answer learning either.
@arkurianstormblade4109 Жыл бұрын
its pretty wild to remember NL's Programming arc. feels like ages ago.
@CycleMantis Жыл бұрын
Tell me you're not an engineer, without telling me you're not an engineer
@EikSike Жыл бұрын
This is one of the most frustrating things i have EVER looked at for an extended period of time.
@zmaster1481 Жыл бұрын
Having gone to school for computer forensics and then spent the last 20 years of my life as a chef, im Laughing my ass off... Fml.
@punkrockllama Жыл бұрын
Not beating the unable to rotate shapes allegations.
@jacobschmidt6825 Жыл бұрын
How do you go like 35 years without realizing you have a fear of heights?!?
@hysterheister0947 Жыл бұрын
In the medium, it takes workers to refill them.
@UnforsakenAngel Жыл бұрын
Nothing like NL talking about programming while I’m on summer break trying to get away from it 😂
@zeldosan51382 ай бұрын
He will never building bridges
@sscswimmer1 Жыл бұрын
Using road as support for the last bridge and not even noticing it made me lose it man
@sauwensvk7589 Жыл бұрын
we finally found eggman's achilles heel
@demujo Жыл бұрын
catch my ass spamming the title of this video in his chat when he was fucking up hydraulics. i thought it was hilarious and he donowalled it
@TheSlizzer348 Жыл бұрын
‘Some 45 year old dude who’s never had a real job’ Ryan you’re not far off being the same thing, idk if KZbin straight of uni counts as a real job
@thomaskemp8803 Жыл бұрын
Set a nod against the wall to brace
@Skaglick Жыл бұрын
NL took a sip of the potion
@lukalalosevic200 Жыл бұрын
Please dont stop palying Poly Bridge , this is such a funny disaster !!!!!
@tylerfehr7883 Жыл бұрын
"can't you just write it in python and then lint it into swift?"
@beam1898 Жыл бұрын
13:10 he makes the triangles bigger but doesnt make the road flat🤔🤔🤔
@completelyhuman1245 Жыл бұрын
More bridge gets me pogged up
@Erynash Жыл бұрын
He really has no idea how physics work lol
@DanielRisberg Жыл бұрын
7:35 Funny because it's true.
@bleedgoat Жыл бұрын
I am a professional programmer.... the man is correct... and also now my friend.
@MrDimox Жыл бұрын
Narrator voice: "He didn't learn anthing"
@ToxXxiN13 Жыл бұрын
Watching nl struggle with this made me buy the game, it's like one of those mobile ads where they suck ass at the game on purpose just to make you wanna buy the game and play it
@osgrace3341 Жыл бұрын
This video is Archaic
@hadleyruch2 ай бұрын
i love poly arch 3!!!
@politejellydragon8990 Жыл бұрын
This is pog content. I'm pegged
@hamaczech13 Жыл бұрын
no no no no NO NO NO NO!
@zoom3184 Жыл бұрын
yeah okay ill buy the game
@jmarinotripp240 Жыл бұрын
Steel beam the LONG WAY
@Kriz-mb6ip Жыл бұрын
BREAKING NEWS: Twitch Streamer and KZbin Sensation Calls Out Ski Lift Workers as "45 year old [men] who ha[ve] never had a real job"
@coolfool183 Жыл бұрын
Enjoying a re-NL-aissance rn
@Vario69 Жыл бұрын
32:10 - 37:15
@JoelBenson-j7v Жыл бұрын
theres strength in arches
@ducktapeman55 Жыл бұрын
i loovvveee tthhhiiiss guy
@anonymouskowala6389 Жыл бұрын
My favourite thing is NL very confide tly doing obviously wrong things and immediately facing yhe concequences