The "Cash is King" Rant

[@GATESOFKELL]

"The more I go outside, the more I realize you guys.... don't" holy +2

[@jamesmccomb9525]

Reminder that he went on a 2 week vacation and lost his entire identity because he couldn't be funny internet man.

[@jackriley6936]

@@jamesmccomb9525 reminder that every time someone responds with this exact comment its because some part of them deep down recognizes that theyre the guy NL is making up in his head

[@chanter3978]

@@jamesmccomb9525 +2

[@chanter3978]

@@jackriley6936 +2

[@Jeppe-bk4sx]

@@jackriley6936 holy glaze, holy animosity

[@devgonewild839]

This $80 streamer still tips the old fashioned way

[@ScarletVecna]

My grandpa told me we forgot how to

[@inktoxicant]

+$20 tip

[@grilha]

playing what women want while talking about sushi is subliminal messaging

[@ConSolo29]

+2

[@krt8205]

Holy shit hamsteaks

[@thewhywhywhy4302]

AAAAH HOMESTUCK

[@sleepiestgf]

idk why but "I wanted him to have a little walkin' around money!" is so funny to me. Something about the delivery.

[@lawncrow]

It did have a sort of air of giving out an allowance rather than a tip, not hating at all for the record, I actually think it was very quaint and dad pilled +2

[@prsy]

It's an Achewood line, there's like a decade of good jokes there

[@casadastraphobia]

​@@prsy I'm sure, but its also just something people say lol

[@kataarifox]

followed by the two assurances that he can spend it on bubblegum and comics is so good

[@benoplustee]

​@@prsy damn achewood reference? I didn't think anyone would pick that up, I'm clearly not sufficiently plugged in to NL tendencies

[@meowsicle7463]

"Theyre not gonna pay tax on that" i sure hope not, thats why i gave them cash

[@horsebox5138]

Yeah that was an insane chat message

[@ubermenschen01]

Idk about Canada, but in the US tips are income and are taxed.

[@fedweezy4976]

Generally it doesn't matter. When people tipped with card i would just end up having to take tips from the register in cash. I always let old people think it mattered though bc it makes them so happy when they slip you a 5 like they're a spy

[@gustave7619]

chatters when amazon doesn’t pay any taxes 😴 chatters when the 19 year old student that works part time to make ends meet doesn’t declare his 40$ tips per night 😡

[@Elfenlied8675309]

​@@ubermenschen01 Tips are taxed in the US, but cash tips are usually unreported by the employee, at least in Las Vegas.

[@alxndr727]

"If you see me outside and you ask me for $5 dollars, I WILL give you $5 dollars." Whelp that is now in my mind forever and if i ever see the egg around (he visits LA and Disneyland enough I think) im doing this.

[@tabula_rosa]

buying tickets to disneyland & camping out behind the park entrance every day so i can make $5 once every 3 years

[@insertnamehere6227]

Go to enough disney cruises and you're bound to meet him

[@sn5806]

Me when I'm arrested in the bushes outside doctor Robotnik's house, "He owes me five dollars!"

[@Mfporte]

Don’t be parasocial! But do go outside

[@aLime404]

Simply spend thousands of dollars on Disney cruises and you could get $5 one time

[@inktoxicant]

The Tipler

[@thaDjMauz]

Somehow I feel like that should be double p I cant explain it but tippler feels right

[@a_weird_skeleton]

@@thaDjMauz though a tippler is already something else (slang for a drinker)

[@FuukanaTV]

I wish he would tip Luke 50 yen someday so he can change the name to Luke 80 Dollars

[@danielzhang5842]

Luke $80.50

[@toastquest1681]

@@danielzhang5842 thirty-two cents actually

[@DaggerSkullery]

​@@danielzhang5842 reminds me of that guy.. Jerm 90,080.50

[@FuukanaTV]

@@danielzhang5842 +2 brother

[@kaifulbright5241]

playing "What Women Want" after saying they ordered sushi is sooo funny

[@thaDjMauz]

Holyyy I didn't even notice

[@dorcha666]

where im from, $5 canadian is $5

[@junipre985]

@@dorcha666 where i'm from $5 canadian is 500000000

[@RemRemWolf]

147.5 where I'm from. I'll be eating good when I see him

[@FuryNotFurry]

Where I'm from it's $3.45

[@buvvins6687]

3,39€

[@okamisamakun]

+5

[@gracehelberg880]

My brother is a driver for a major shuttle bus company in Washington, which is not cheap. And he said the tips on his airporter routes were majorly impactful in buying his house locally 🤷‍♀️

[@vitzel33]

Bro must be HUSTLING to be able to buy a house out here just off of a driving job.

[@fedweezy4976]

​@@vitzel33driving people to SeaTac? That shit has got to pay pretty decent. I can see someone making just shy of enough to buy a house.

[@Wertical93]

The more I go outside, the more I realize you guys don't :D

[@pauljones9150]

What do you do outside? All my friends are online

[@blakedimas1320]

best part of cash is rolling up to the gas station like “40$ on pump 3”

[@cornkopp2985]

That's true it feels like walking up and asking for a drink at a fancy bar

[@forte7309]

I really dislike the rise of tipping via a touchscreen tablet whenever I use a card. Feels out of place at certain stores + you don’t even know if the person up front will get the tip anyways lmao

[@wesleyhills5325]

This reminds me that I need to buy some bubble gum and comic books on my way home from work

[@xavs3245]

You can tell bro's been on a Wong Kar Wai binge from how much he's referenced him lately

[@cozuu9190]

No he's just 10% Chinese

[@okamisamakun]

He learned chinese, buddy.

[@ChessQuestionMark]

can't watch this vid im busy but shoutout to the pokemon clodsire

[@dedede_me_daddy8134]

Clodsire🔥

[@flayncele]

clodsire is so fuckin epic

[@donnymcbride5069]

So true +2

[@FlutterSwag]

Always tip in cash, 1 no taxes 2 the buisness cant take their cut 3 its physical so it an much stronger emotional response

[@LoachAo]

Also, do it personally. Those cash buckets get cleaned out in many smaller restraint spots where the employees you though deserve it will at most see a fraction of what you meant for them

[@F0STER7]

Most restaurants don’t cut into servers tips through directly, its through sales. As in the amount of a servers tips they take is based on % of a servers sales, typically 4-8%, most ive heard is 12. Cash tip or no tip at all, the restaurant gets their cut.

[@FlutterSwag]

@F0STER7 been in the industry for years, its stealing buried under corporate jargon Who can say if all that 4-8% is getting divided up fairly between bartenders hosts and whoever else Already caught 2 managers pocketing tipouts personally

[@LoachAo]

@F0STER7 Yeah, they absolutely do. Lots of shady stuff is going on in places. Maybe not the high-end restaurant or chain corporations, but small end dive bars, take out spots, or mom and pop kitchens? They'll rinse you, because what are you realistically going to do about it? Complain to the nonexistent HR? Scrounge enough money to sue for a place that barely brakes even, even after all your money went to gas and groceries this month? Complain about it and lose your only source of income, while don't even fire you, just start scheduling you less than what's livable?

[@F0STER7]

@@FlutterSwag i couldnt agree more. there are some restaurants in my area that are known for pocketing server tips. Its either a really entitled GM or Owner, or a gross corporation. even where i work the GM gets the biggest cut in the tip out pool. His company car wasnt enough i guess..

[@eliteed4724]

As someone who used to work at a cash only bar, this rant had me pogging up for 12 whole minutes.

[@LaggyLuke]

"Pogging up" ???

[@maisatanel]

@@LaggyLuke vro is pogged up

[@StarscreamsGirl]

as someone who works united states food service i just wanna say thank you NL we need more tippers like you out there

[@notareetbot6264]

Note to self: if you want NL to play a different game, just start backseating like crazy

[@xaf15001]

Yeah but you need to watch to backseat idk if I could

[@cornkopp2985]

That's why balatro is gone forever

[@jojorobmum]

This is how I find out Bazaar is dead?

[@rafaelcortat6883]

dead as in nl stopped playing or dead dead

[@FriendB]

Not dead, KZbin exclusive. Which I couldn't be happier about tbh

[@jimmymcrip9071]

Chat, chat never changes...

[@eamonndevlin5889]

The game isn't even out yet I'm sure it'll come back.

[@gooblop]

@@eamonndevlin5889 That's a weird cope. The game is out. Anyone can pay for it and start playing it. The game going free to play and opening up item trading won't bring NL back, because the reason he doesn't like playing it on stream is how toxic chat is, which actually will get far worse once the game is free to play and even the children in his audience will be able to play it.

[@Hegataro]

I think the stereotype that europoors don't tip is false, as a european Personally, and like my friends and dad, we don't make a big deal out of tipping - a bill that's 520 crowns? Sure, here's a 600 The waiters ARE being paid a living wage over here. They also have to deal with me slamming 10 beers

[@Purin1023]

Could depend on the country or the person. Most of the people I've seen that refuse to tip are Fr*nch

[@inktoxicant]

Even with a fair living wage I think a round up to the nearest $5 or $10 increment for an appreciation of good service is a decent way to treat your fellow man

[@CrossfacePanda]

Depending on what country’s Crowns those are though, the mandatory tipping culture is slowly trying to crawl its way in here too, horribly enough. Starting to see it appear in some checkouts and card readers where you have to actively decline to not tip, which is ridiculous. Optional and not culturally enforced tipping is fine (though 20% is kinda insane to me; 10% at most unless the service is outstanding). Mandatory tipping is just me subsidizing their wage, indirectly putting money in their employer’s pocket by reenforcing their substandard wage. If the price on the menu/label isn’t the actual price I’ll pay, I’m not interested in doing business with them

[@rolan638]

@@inktoxicant Yeah but like that's clearly not how most people think cause there's a large difference in tips in different service sectors.

[@StellarisVT]

sorry 520 WHAT

[@loudnoises8197]

LIBRARIAN! WHEN ARE YOU GONNA MAKE ''put the fries in the bag supercut'' THANK YOU ILY

[@mrpseudonym893]

That’s more of an itsmebrian joint, Librarian doesn’t usually do supercuts of individual phrases

[@gooblop]

Would be a bad video. The joke is funny when you don't expect it, if it's just two hours of the exact same joke with no variation it would be extremely boring.

[@loudnoises8197]

@gooblop How about you put the fries in the bag lil bro

[@loudnoises8197]

@ fair enough

[@henno2218]

We're unemployed guys, of course we're here 1 minute ago

[@aardsnark940]

We’re recently employed guys, of course we’re sad we don’t see these for hours

[@ryanrodriguez5293]

@@aardsnark940 We're employed guys, of course we watch these videos on the side while working

[@CssHDmonster]

SUSHI?!

[@suakeli]

He's not beating the allegations

[@ChicaneryBear]

She's transitioning

[@thaDjMauz]

What women want (2000)

[@peanutbuttercracker1]

This might be his realest rant

[@Theiupsilon]

The 5 from NL doesn't go in the ATM, it goes in a frame inside of the BALD SHRINE

[@mattiascrowe2549]

People angry that a waiter probably wont tip tax on the tip, do they want minimum wage workers to prop up the government?? Theyre gonna be paying sales tax on their next purchase anyway

[@misterperson3469]

Not if they buy drugs like NL wants, thats the beauty of the whole ecosystem.

[@garak55]

Idk where you're living but people buy weed at the dispensary nowadays and that stuff is taxed through the nose lol

[@kanucks9]

Lol once they're tipped, they're not making minimum wage anymore. Depending on the restaurant, it might be not much, or it might be an extra $20+/hr.

[@countmitzimomo7021]

@@kanucks9 so true thats why every software engineers quitting to become a pizza guy

[@Elfenlied8675309]

@@countmitzimomo7021 It's cute you think a software engineer only makes $20 dollars an hour lol.

[@inaccurateprophecy8971]

>Starts talking about how he got Kate sushi >Plays "What Women Want"

[@robobo1726]

I haven’t actually watched NL in years i’m so librarian pilled

[@ngwoo]

I paid cash at mcdonalds last week and the cashier had to call the manager over because he didn't know how to calculate change he didn't seem to understand what the number I told him 4 times was

[@garak55]

Then americans get mad that their tech industry has to import half of india to make their Iphone apps lol

[@kanucks9]

​@@garak55lol they absolutely don't. The kid working at McDonald's is not a programmer haha

[@Elfenlied8675309]

@@garak55 That's some next level Europoor delusion unless you yourself are Indian lol. "Indian's make the apps for phones" Does that mean something in your mind and if so, what?

[@ChadEichhorn]

My first time hearing the sufjan outro, ty librarian great work as always

[@falseminereads]

We have to have verbal confirmation to be able to take tips at my job so I kinda get asking what it is

[@Keyblader001]

Gonna play devil's advocate a little bit here. I've had people say this kind of phrase before if I've tipped "what is this" I think they're double checking what it is, in case the person tipping didn't realize they already paid, or in case the person was trying to split how they're paying. I know it sounds like I'm making an excuse for someone, but I do think a lot of the time they're just double checking that you are meaning to tip.

[@dexterrkk3711]

Bro this cashier straight up said i ain’t counting that when i gave her cash society is cooked

[@currentquiet9591]

Counterpoint: nuh uh, let cashiers be a little lazy, as a treat

[@Archimedes.5000]

@@currentquiet9591*for morale

[@LoachAo]

Brother, i can get my stuff for free then. As a treat. That's Craaaaaazy

[@stockingsstuffer6302]

- guy who walks up with a fistful of crumpled bills and sticky change he hasn't counted

[@Krackerjax]

why you got cash grandpa? keep up with the times.

[@slugbones]

Giving a nice cash tip definitely feels good.

[@AnarchoLoserist]

4:40 is exactly right. I hate that every business in the world begs for tips now but mostly because they arent paying their people enough

[@AnarchoLoserist]

Also to his point, when I worked at little Caesars, 70% of my tips went to the homeless folks in the area. It's actually good for the local community lol

[@andreb3121]

Killed me to see him go out on William Hurt, who was in Changing Lanes, a movie I only watched or even heard of because NL mentioned it several times

[@alexanderriabinin2910]

he's so right about the comments on his channel, that stuff's like 98% backseaters

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Once gave a 10$ tip to someone I didn't even interact with, like I didn't get anything but the person I was with did. It's nice when it's not force. Random tipping is the strat

[@samgaswa]

NL starting to feel like my cool uncle that gives me some pocket change when I see him 3 times a year

[@horsebox5138]

Tipping 20 dollars for s takeaway that cost 20 dollars is crazy

[@TSAdu]

On the tipping thing the govt needs to pass a law that says tips cant make up for being paid lower than minimum wage, until then we cant kill tipping. But yeah that shit should be super illegal

[@klimtog4369]

Every state already has laws that say you have to pay minimum wage if the tips are lower

[@TSAdu]

@klimtog4369 every single time anybody ever brings up the minimum wage discrepancy there's some clueless 🤓 who actually believes this happens. It doesn't. Ever. No business I've ever heard of pays the difference in wage from tips, literally ask any waitress or Google "minimum wage waitress tips reddit" and read the thousands of comments of people over and over again telling you: *this doesn't happen.*

[@TSAdu]

@klimtog4369 doesn't happen, Google it

[@jamesmccomb9525]

​@@klimtog4369That's not good enough, that's what we're saying. Tips shouldn't have to make up for the minimum wage at all, it should be the default and anything given after that by customers is an expression of thanks rather than an obligation. If I give a tip, I want the service worker to receive it, not the business.

[@TERMINATOR3900]

@@klimtog4369 yea they meant pay the servers minimum wage (or higher) then tips go on top

[@danielzhang5842]

9:09 You telling me he's remembering all the tiny differences on our asian faces? Nah, I just found a loophole.

[@novataco5412]

“He’s never gonna spend it” Uhm… what?

[@AugustusGrochau]

People are arguing with him in chat, but he's right

[@LettuceGod1]

This might be the best +2 streak egg has hit in a long time

[@MrKrabbs2009]

My guy overcooked with the”if you don’t tip then you don’t participate in the tipping culture and can’t hate it”.

[@barcodebear]

I had a dream last night where I met NL on a cruise and we spent the week shootin' the shit. Then I watched this, and now I feel like a fool for not asking for my damn $5. Missed opportunity 🤬

[@justintolentino1781]

He’s my jerry seinfeld

[@nikkof5384]

Man who has a 4 hour food poisoning super cut proceeds to have sushi delivered via a food app. Interesting strat

[@LukePlaysGames]

Got a peloton ad on this

[@towaii]

2:23 the achewood reference going completely unacknowledged by chat... man

[@desmondhume]

my number one hobby is paying in cash at walgreens for my prescription

[@CrustyDonutts]

I do think it is completely twisted there are places ALL ACROSS the US, where they do not accept the physical form of US currency.

[@eyeamstrongest]

okay but then why not also think cash only is bad yknow

[@douchopotamus3755]

There is a law that says all US currency is legal tender for all debts, taxes, and dues. I don't see how places can refuse cash, legally.

[@crediblesalamander8056]

​@@douchopotamus3755it's not legal, but no one is enforcing it. are you gonna call the cops on a business because they didn't accept your cash, that's insane.

[@douchopotamus3755]

@@crediblesalamander8056 why is that insane? What are the cops for? It's completely legal for businesses to refuse cash anyway, look it up.

[@weeping_me362]

​@crediblesalamander8056 the world is already insane, why not get a little crazy with it?

[@jekanyika]

The only time i use cash is to pay my dealer

[@exoqqen]

one of the best recently, had me smiling

[@xToTaLBoReDoMx]

lol this guy actually loves his mom

[@goronhead]

Canadian streamer promises his entire chat $5 each

[@TheFinalByte]

Enlightenment to be found on youtube

[@sunbear2340]

Millionaire tipping take

[@dragonslaya16]

I genuinley love this man, hes everything I aspire to be when I get older

[@Isaacandjed]

"In the Matrix, cash is king." - Morpheus

[@lolkthnxbai]

tbf, whenever i'd get cash from a job or tip I'd almost immediately use it to fill up my car since sometimes it's cheaper to pay with cash than debit/credit.

[@Eso8911]

Name droppin Mosquito Coast, given out cash tips for bubble gum and comics, this man is bringing back the dream of the 90s

[@imcarolean]

I'm American, ofc I tip ( the CEO takes 95% of said tip )

[@darktetdualies]

chat not realizing that not tipping people isn't going to solve the tipping problem

[@inktoxicant]

I had a friend who would use the problems with wages and tipping to justify never leaving a tip, like she was taking a noble stance against the local Domino's franchise owner by not throwing her change into the counter jar

[@CrustyDonutts]

The No-Tipping to Free the Worker pipeline discourse conveniently skips over the violent revolution step. 1) Dont Tip 2) Workers get poor 3) ????? 4) Profit (for the worker)

[@djbootymeatlive1484]

Bet the boss starts paying when customers dont, how does the worker eat if not.

[@tmchannel8483]

Americans are never gonna solve the tipping problem cuz tipped employees fucking love licking the boot

[@borgar1765]

I'm just here to look down on americans lmao

[@EpicbubbleNITE]

is it actually normal to hand the cashier 4 5's into his hand and expect him to know its a tip?

[@themothman3726]

Not specifically 5's but generally yes. Whenever someone pays in cash and they hand the person an amount that is blatantly more than the bill it's almost always a tip. You can also leave bills on the table beside the dishes if you eat in.

[@EpicbubbleNITE]

@ ig my point is the cashier could’ve easily mistaken it for someone to pay for their order again or mayb don’t expect tips at the register or no cash jar but regardless bit was running off embers

[@CboTheSecond]

So this is how the bazaar dies... same as it ever was

[@PlatinumMadLad]

30+ year old streamer after tipping in cash once:

[@Catsaclysm]

Reservoir Dogs coming up during a conversation on tipping is such hilarious timing

[@breadvelvet]

where is the morbius predatory wasp of the palisades from lmao

[@DeosVGC]

Thank you for what you do Librarian.

[@jaysmoov420yolo]

my grandmother who passed a few years ago would always send me an eCard on my birthday, what i would do to receive just one more from her.

[@swedishmailman]

I hope he’s serious about the bazaar being done

[@CheeseDeluxe]

4:32 NL villain laugh button

[@TheFlohRiDa]

I was NOT ready for that by god +2

[@ValkyrieTiara]

Thank you Ceres Fauna and Nimi Nightmare for introducing me to this man. "The more I go outside, the more I realize that you guys... don't" was GAS 😂

[@gabrielblyde2176]

Travelling across Canada just to locate Ryan so I can ask him for 5 dollars

[@marym1lky]

I just realized I've been watching this dudes clips for a month and I still have no idea who he is but I like how he talks

[@GusanGaming]

No one going to say that he's doing a sushi story, pauses because he needs to get a movie quickly and goes for 'What Women Want' At this point he's supporting the allegations

[@Faegbeard]

we're cannon guys of course we've no balls

[@soylentrouge]

old man cooked up some gormet shit with this bit +2

[@fjmoneybagz]

8:13 you know what at least he’s honest. Man is a verified card giver just ask K8 who got the same bday card from him twice lmaoo

[@lylemata6672]

I work at a farmers market and we take both cash and card and every day I get at least one old person bragging how they still use real money.

[@m.czandogg9576]

7:37 Same lol, I'm in my 30s and just started using the ATM to deposit cash haha.

[@dandeIion.]

NL in his Jimmy the Gent arc, lmao.

[@ruroruro]

I can't tell if he genuinely doesn't understand why people don't like tipping culture or if he is pretending for the bit.

[@101lwx]

Rich people have a hard time realising that having to pay an extra 20% on top of what you already have to pay is a lot of money for most people

[@ilikeshiba]

@@101lwxI hate it not because of the money but because of the dishonesty. See a $10 item on the menu: - add 10% tax - add 20% tip - add 4-10% to pay for employee healthcare They’re just lying about the price and it feels like a scam. I avoid going to restaurants because of it. Just state on the menu what the price is, I don’t care why it costs that much. You’re not itemizing your ingredients and electricity bill to me, don’t specify all this shit.

[@bldwldr]

Cashpilled spendcel

[@emeryboehnke4259]

Bro is Tony Soprano

[@pesty.wizard]

boss is tipping his viewers now lmao

[@Goober_gobbler]

Bro i live in Vancouver, imma keep an eye out just to try and get that 5 bucks

[@dabiggestratintown]

4:31 wicked soul, amazing laugh

[@sugarblue7571]

Being rich and tipping +2, Being poor and not tipping +2, Being mad at the poor guy for not tipping -2 The whole point of tipping during the great depression was that it was an option for those with the means, a mandatory tip goes against the point of tipping since the lower prices were meant to allow poor people to dine. Tipping at any restaurant where $50+ per person should be added to the food prices and anything below $25 should be a discretionary tip.

[@Succinctly-1994]

Do other people tip when they pick up in store? The dude at the cash register probably asked 'what is this' because who the fuck tips when they pick up?

[@cornkopp2985]

I got tipped once or twice by a customer while working at target, it def made my day when it happened

[@adrianmakesbooks]

Mr. Least

[@willmcclure6817]

>mentions sushi >plays what women want never change ryab

[@TheFX37]

Andrew Jackson’s number 1 enemy

[@Chloë-w3y6h]

nl with the good tipping take that's my streamer

[@Flameysaur]

damn min wage is $17 in Canada for waiters? i had to bust my ass for like $2 an hour here (tips were abysmal usually so it never ended up more than the national min wage)

[@Nunu1293]

yeah and rent for a 1 bedroom is like $3200 so

[@Flameysaur]

life sucks. can't even afford to go to the doctor a single time a year here

[@Nunu1293]

@@Flameysaur yeah no winning unfortunately