The Chip Chipperson Podacast - 112 - BAGELS SUCKS PECKAS

[@adamrasmussen6970]

I'm still laughing at " the higher I get the more you look like a ostrich".

[@jaredwatt9846]

She is a hunk of garbage, bless her black heart

[@Plague_Doc22]

Had a sore throat after that joke for a good 24 hours...laughed so hard I damn near passed out.

[@OniSyphon]

I wonder if Flutesy ever caught it....

[@seanbean4682]

Might be one of the best lines in the whole podacast.

[@iloveyoubebe]

What’s the time stamp

[@napalmingestion]

a double dose of the Chippah this week? we're not worthy

[@JRok07]

Fawk yeah

[@mkII.]

were double peckin

[@Xxrocknrollgod]

This is gawbage

[@thefrosted1]

Bagel: "Can i stand up to show you?" Chip: "Oh i thought you were" Fawk ya chippah

[@renotarshil1224]

"You're not afraid to rock?" "Of course not!" Then proceeds not to rock.

[@netsfan88]

"He kind of looks like a water balloon with arms" - Kerryn

[@netsfan88]

Oh wow i don't think i ever got so many likes 😅 i needa start watching chip again

[@ghostface1500]

@@netsfan88 lol 83

[@Xxrocknrollgod]

But it’s his PERSONALITY that’s holding him back from women right? Women just don’t want to admit life’s not fair and it IS his height.

[@nephewsb]

This dude actually thinks he's a star... So cringy and I love it.

[@salvadorprado3175]

nephewsb Jim Norton needs a reality check.

[@outeredge6483]

Bagel guy is delusional. I doubt he’ll be around in a year.

[@Xxrocknrollgod]

Outer Edge you were right

[@CyborgMaid]

@@outeredge6483 You were correct.

[@luke56]

That's why jim is a genius for bringing him on with bobo

[@jedmoser]

I love how this little Feller thinks he's famous

[@mikem5424]

Lmao and when he goes I'm gonna sell everything now that I'm well off and we ain't going anywhere. Dude has no clue how shit works in the internet. Might be the hit this week but something will happen and we'll never hear of the bagel guy again

[@jeremygovender]

Poor lil fella shouldn't have done that

[@billybrothers2492]

He is. But different kinda famous.

[@ronaldball9389]

Infamous

[@christopherorlando206]

well, he does have Mr. Maloonigans and Rosie...

[@verdantforce88]

Cumia would have been great to have here. Oh well its still a good one.

[@snoodballla9632]

god yes. or Mark Normand, Normand would have lit this dude up.

[@OniSyphon]

@@snoodballla9632 Normand would've had some great, quiet jabs.

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Yeah, what this show needs is someone ranting about black people and laughing at his own jokes

[@xaviercook7996]

Less than 2 minutes in Kerryn’s already made a height joke.... we’re in for a ride

[@knicksfule]

She's out for BLOOD

[@ClintEatswood]

Lollipop Guild had me dyin

[@doubleuponbob3397]

A ride on my big fucking PECKAH

[@chozenknight260]

She was smirking at him the whole time like the girls at the bagel place.

[@noshortselectric5208]

@@chozenknight260 best part is she is just as unlovable as him

[@slikrick5857]

This shit is hilarious. He’s real life chip.

[@b-rad5855]

Starting and ending the weekend with Chippuh. I think I died and went to hell. Rockin' with the Dark One himself, Dvv dvvvv dvv.

[@xaviercook7996]

B-Rad585 belial is my friend dvvv dvvv

[@doubleuponbob3397]

Did you fack him? Dvvv Ddvvv

[@blueblue5536]

It's great to watch 'bobo' be on a radio show where he doesn't look/feel like the lowest one. His arm is all chill.chill arm

[@squidincsquid]

He should have a 15min show on Compound Media/TACS.

[@T3t4nu5]

Nobody remembers the bagel guy now. Bobo, however, is eternal.

[@Xxrocknrollgod]

I remember

[@senorfish2503]

We love the bagel boy

[@blurtling]

no one's seen him since his stroke years ago

[@Xxrocknrollgod]

@@blurtlingya

[@spridle]

Imagine Patrice and the Bagel Guy together. Dear God.

[@robertwalker9679]

This bagel guy thinks this is going to be a long ride. He’s delusional

[@Xxrocknrollgod]

You’re a moron for watching chip

[@Spootnik]

@@Xxrocknrollgod You're the one that had to edit their comment.

[@reillyobrien4372]

6:20 Chip needs to add Bobo's brilliant observation to the soundboard

[@QuantumRizzX]

Kerryn is aging like wine. Gets better looking with every glass of wine

[@huohization]

As if you wouldn't fuck her in a second.

[@addphoto2012]

Wow The flat chested girl in the polka dots is so subtle with her jokes, u can barely tell she thinks she better than everyone

[@Spootnik]

The first time Bobo isn't the most oblivious one in a room.

[@mikestory2891]

I tuned in for chip and got "One flew over the Cuckoo's Nest"

[@realnickshea]

bagel man screamed I DON'T SLEEP and then two minutes later when asked "do you take naps?" he says "that's all I do".

[@Green.Michael]

Best part is Kerryn tries to clown him for saying "superstitious" then proceeds to say "kindle spirits".. lol

[@gio289]

Look at Christina constantly twirling her hair while talking to the bagel guy

[@nathanpapp432]

I love that even Bobo has contempt for Bagel Guy.

[@jasmeg2844]

At least Bobo doesn't lie about not being a virgin.

[@porkchop6714]

Wow! Bagel Boy does not get tired of telling the same stories.

[@SOMETHING6223]

holy shit Bagel buddy and Chip were separated at birth.. life imitating art in front of our eyes

[@jasmeg2844]

13:24 Not even Peter North would be given such a specific nickname independently by different girls. Or even by one girl for that matter. But this guy!

[@tremblingcolors]

I'm just starting the ep but I hope Kerryn mean girls this attention seeking dwarf into a rage.

[@kevind1980]

She's trying too hard and coming off like an annoying cword.

[@ironfistfreddie]

@@kevind1980 its a pity you're not there to add to the laughs because im sure you have much to contribute......

[@TheStoody]

Kerryn throwing heaters at Bagel, zooming over Bagels head. She could make a girl cry on demand.

[@absentiabenertia5204]

Christina - "you're not the only one making news Chris " .. this dude is so delusional LMAO

[@briansjohnson17]

Longest hour of my life and I'm only 23mins in

[@spridle]

I picture this guy becoming so irrelevant he tries to get arrested to be in the news again.

[@jusrayne]

I was thinking the same thing lol

[@richhard2723]

He just got arrested for smoking a vape weed pen lol

[@ffnightranger]

25:35 Bobo snaps Chip back into Jim for a second.

[@inomad]

New video on the same day as the new audio. As it should be. Thank you.

[@spridle]

That's how they're releasing them from now on according to Jimmy's twitter.

[@porkchop6714]

The correct answer to the Bagel Boy's question at 27:11 is "Race Car Bed"

[@TheGrayWarbler]

dude ! lmao !!!

[@LucDuke69]

45:14 bobo with the underappreciated heater!

[@kasumiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin]

This literally is my favorite podacast. Chip and the bagel guy have some great chemistry together

[@brandendierker5873]

This was the era of Chipperson Podacast and the Era of the bagel. What times

[@timsch85]

Kerryn's attempt to maintain her bearing is the best part of this entire podcast.

[@84khoward]

Bobo vs. Bagel Guy, who would win? I got Bobo by TKO in round 2.

[@patdonnelly9392]

As long as it doesn't involve throwing out a first pitch....Bobo wins.

[@squidincsquid]

Bobo would break Masvidals record with a flying......ah, ah, Idk babe.

[@harrydunn8883]

I got the Lil Bagel Boy by normal penis shape.

[@awc723]

would love it to end like Mancini vs Duk-koo Kim

[@sqaure4175]

Bobo dressed like the pillows on the couch. Hat the color of the wall. Dunderheaded little mug.

[@RealSquares]

best piece of entertainment ever

[@Bishopspipes]

I was skeptical at first but glad I gave this a full listen. This just works. Fukkin homerunnnn

[@DarkNookShop]

Fishing is a cool gig for this dude, because for him catching a bass like landing a marlin.

[@chitownguido2394]

Ant would have crushed this episode

[@daleravic]

Norton is going to hell for this one.

[@corywiedenbeck1562]

Everybody goes to hell without Jesus

[@corywiedenbeck1562]

@@notlayjeno6258 John 14:6 KJV

[@corywiedenbeck1562]

@@notlayjeno6258 if only you knew how real and serious this is

[@petesmith9475]

watched every episode but not sure can I handle this one all the way.

[@wolftone69]

Bobo should be on every show

[@jjbird2399]

said no one ever

[@CokeDrkrNotSnrtr]

nah not every show, even Ira got tiring after a while

[@sarac1118]

I’m not one of those “no ant no watch”. That being said, it sure would be nice to have him here for this one.

[@timpelletier1995]

She was wrong Daniel was right Ace Ventura the movie was exactly 25 years old lol

[@e4d9y3]

Never doubt a savant on trivia

[@ColinPierce]

10:55 Babe probably could if he just .. uh,, threw the ball up in front of him and swung. I'm thinkin'

[@sqaure4175]

booooo

[@ColinPierce]

​@@sqaure4175scared me

[@MrDennisk17]

As soon as I saw the line-up I was all-in!

[@blinkbuttonmash1272]

19:04 I'm surprised chip didn't call bobo rick moronis.

[@thearm-chaircornerman4101]

I justwatchedv his 1st appearance on J S😂😂 I knew chip was dying to come out..... and now I’ve find this!! It’s the gift I didn’t know I wanted😂. I wish Ricky was there.....

[@THEYTHINKTHEYAREGODS]

Lol He looks like a water balloon with arms 🤣 😂 Karen

[@fallenph]

hey first time seeeing chip and jim norton in same room

[@dls1423]

Well played doctor

[@campbell412]

I'm tuggin mah peckah with a bagel and shiznit

[@Fizyxx]

Haha. Bobo nailed it. Ace Ventura is 25 years old.

[@harless8221]

QUICK! PUSH THE EPISODE EARLY BEFORE EVERYONE FORGETS WHO HE IS!!!

[@mre7152]

As long as you show the clip, People will forever be amazed at Bagel Boss's brilliance.

[@mre7152]

He went viral for a reason.

[@lazylion420]

LOL from behind Kerryn looks like a high school boy which I guess explains a lot...

[@jonah1468]

2 fuggin episodes in 1 week, and the mayor of munckin land..... Fawk yeah!

[@chrismorgan9776]

I miss these podcasts so much. Hey Chip, call me and let's reschedule another one. Yours truly The Bagel Boss Guy

[@AH-cx5bs]

The real bagel boss died a few months ago, fųkc off

[@Xxrocknrollgod]

Shut up

[@Xxrocknrollgod]

@@AH-cx5bs no he didn’t

[@AH-cx5bs]

@@Xxrocknrollgod ur right, that turned out to be a rumor. Chris is still alive

[@Copafeel]

Chippah bringing a smile to this muuuuuggg

[@jgrillo638]

Two chipa episodes in less than 72 hours!?! Fawwwk yaaa

[@matthewgriffin7857]

Sometimes life is good

[@cherokeegirl5908]

Bagelcel had a stroke Mon. In South side Bayshore ICU. Can you please tell his family? Not a joke. Thx. Semper Fi

[@CapitalJ2]

25:42 That's a genuine laugh if I've ever seen one, ughhh. Tone it down guy

[@eastcoastj]

Bagel guy sure knows how to crack himself up. And no one else.

[@anarche4900]

He learned everything from joe Pesci

[@Haidderispro]

Wow this should be an incredible episode Bobo bagel and chip lol

[@LadySpace_888]

Whaddya orderin lunch asumthin?

[@mocoj7423]

Wild from start to finish.

[@BlazRa]

I'm only eight minutes into this and already I can tell I found a new podcast this guy is like a Jim Norton that doesn't suck

[@newersify]

Don't watch Chip ever but I'm glad he has Bobo.

[@Celliradio]

This guy is delusional. He actually thinks he’s A-list celebrity status and is going to be around a long time. By end of August he will be greatly mistaken. He is selling his cleaning company Becsuse he thinks he’s set for life. Wow

[@Green.Michael]

It’s like watching Superman interviewing Clark Kent. My minds is blown, never knew chip had an older brother!

[@evolutionaryapostle5488]

Someone pull out a vape pen and pass it to Kerryn so you she can go straight for the bagel bosses jugular. 😂

[@SNNetwork]

jesus bobo and the bagel guy. hope he drops his n word jokes

[@Tinyman.]

this guy is way over the top. Give it a couple weeks and he'll be long forgotten about. I wish i could time travel to 2 weeks in the future. fuck me this guy is a drip .

[@Tinyman.]

looks like i was right....

[@eduardojperez6573]

Does the AC bother anyone cuz I can never hear it

[@Thegrapestuff]

Kerryn! Kerryn! Kerryn!

[@bsharp1981]

This video shows how brilliant and quick Jim Norton is. He is a true pro with his comedy. This begal guy is horrible

[@thearm-chaircornerman4101]

He could have beena Ricky Gervaise character

[@SOMETHING6223]

i feel like all my reactions are being channeled thru Kerryn

[@DarkNookShop]

Short episode?

[@dominiclamanna9972]

No, it's regular length.

[@DarkNookShop]

@@dominiclamanna9972 I was talking about height, not length... 😜

[@NeonCoimbra]

5 girls in a row called him Gallon Shooter. His new girlfriend, kiss on the cheek

[@AugustThor438]

So little brainpower in that room 😂

[@jamesdoherty7948]

I’ve never seen so many Chips in one room. 🤣

[@jdb79jdb79]

I think this guys career is gonna be SHORT LIVED!! Fawkin home run. Tss ts

[@NicS_313]

Why the fawk does Rob have a mic! Shut up and do your job Rob

[@nonofyabidnez5737]

For real. Despite his constant chiming in, he hasn't had any valuable contribution ever. He also seems pretty bad at his job.

[@ThePaoOfTooh]

@@nonofyabidnez5737 - that's his charm.

[@nonofyabidnez5737]

@@ThePaoOfTooh Being completely useless and obnoxious is charming? On top of that so called "handsome" Rob is average looking at best. The new intern is 100x better looking than this waste of air.

[@harrydunn8883]

Ha, I got a feeling things aren't going work out for the lil bagel boy.

[@eddygatlin]

13:27 that woman kills him with the water ballon remark, the breast feeding remark and some other ones and chris is a total dolt and doesnt even fuck her up on some verbal retort, he no way near the angry bagel guy he used to be

[@jerrybrowning8422]

Kerryn has a great hiney!

[@dstein111]

Kerryn is awfully confident when she has a face that looks like a catchers mitt.

[@ThePaoOfTooh]

24:00 Bobo's scalper story is class.

[@ajww1329]

Fuck I wish Anthony was here for this

[@NumberOneChina]

Talk about zero self awareness

[@SugarGee]

Bagel Boy has that Bob Kelly laugh.

[@jbvap]

I love the bagel boss. He really thought he was gonna impress the girls by saying other girls call him “gallon shooter” lmao he’s so clueless

[@sometimesrealityisugly4922]

"You should do that at home in the mirror" I really think Christina is on to something there. I have a feeling that's exactly what's going to happen. It would be sad because he lives in a van. However, as it turns out, the rearview mirror actually turns out to be a tad oversized.

[@moonchild4674]

57:15 when the tables are turned and you are just as much as toxic bum as bagel boss lol

[@matthewlong2667]

I spent like a minute saying "there's no way that's the bagel guy...no wa ...." BAGEL THREAT. SWEET.

[@cj9136]

Bobby Hill, nice to see ya!

[@kingofthefountain3091]

Leave it to Chip to introduce me to my cringe limits. Holy shit.