The Chip Chipperson Podacast 214 - MASH MEMORIES

[@OurBlackFriend]

Thanks to Chrissie for bringing up the average cup size in the room. Heavy ol mugs.

[@MerlinOlsen]

It's all freckles and stolen sweaters!

[@VashTheDamnFiend]

@@MerlinOlsen redbars attacks don’t stop the boners

[@T_D_B_]

Amen to that

[@BlibbaBlob]

Fupa

[@joeyvanostrand3655]

@@BlibbaBlob That's good eatin'!!

[@slimgym45]

Colin makes everything better!!!

[@finkelsteinshitkid1299]

He gave me covid. Twice.

[@kasumiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin]

Just look at Colin's expressions of joy and laughter throughout the podacast. He can literally uplift your mood by just watching him have fun.

[@guymetdrapedes220]

He rewrote the script for this episode.

[@vincent2053]

He’s a lovable guy

[@switchhandissomebody]

After all these years, I still laugh till im out of breath at the Ozzy story

[@inomad]

Next week is a good one. Anthony, Xia, and the Keanu woman.

[@Sixstringman]

Tony two shirts makes any episode highly watchable.

[@SAFbikes]

Sounds awful except ant

[@viorage2293]

Two onlyfan holes in a row. I wonder if Chip gives a shit about his fans? Why don't they go start their own podacast versus ruining this one.

[@miked8740]

@Pure Blood you don’t even know what you just said!

[@slimgym45]

I love how Chip and Colin riff about MASH and the ladies look absolutely clueless 😆

[@JasonMichealHughes]

2 of them are only acting clueless

[@ic717]

Nothing is funnier than watching Chip stomp on a good Colin story. And that was masterful. Chip gotta fukin Podacast!

[@kasumiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin]

35:15 Chip imitating Ozzy out of nowhere made me smile.

[@GymAndSun]

About damn time Chippah!

[@peezdoc]

I'm glad he's snapping fingers again. Feel like he hasn't done that in a while

[@CyborgMaid]

That's chill cuuzzz

[@Mr101beers]

Agree. I wish Ant was there to be part of the moment.

[@Sixstringman]

He knows how to do RAY-DEE-OOH. Been doing it since he was 18.

[@NigelOdinson]

His fingers have been too wet and slippery from Xia's juices to click, gahhh dammit!! Lyle, sort it out, dry your hands daddy!

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

It’s like when mom relapses

[@johnnytimestamp8224]

Good tech, this means we'll still get Tony 2 shirts even when he moves.

[@Cheka__]

This Zoom/Skype shit fuckin kills chemistry. This episode would've been 10 times better if Colin were in studio with them.

[@KamalasVACANTwomb]

Quinn sucks. He’s always boring.

[@T_D_B_]

Agree. Web conferences suck ass.

[@Son0fBaldy]

Its not the comedy thats suffering, its the listeners.

[@VashTheDamnFiend]

This is like a Zoom class with professor Colin

[@hinglemccringleberry9138]

Poor Kerryn. That was like watching someone drown. We got to see in real time someone loose their whole sense of self, she realised she wasn't hot or funny anymore.

[@adriancrook9094]

ice cube talk = always riveting!

[@OniSyphon]

Chip really steered the ship on this one with those hand signals. Probably needed three mop buckets to clean up that mug.

[@gregdow1179]

Wearing my Chipperatu shirt, strangely happy to match Chip tonight.

[@clydefrog5609]

I love how much colon loves the chippah

[@dejohann4274]

Chrissie is everywhere at the moment, podcast bicycle

[@viorage2293]

"Let me mess with my shirt to bring attention to my breasts... why aren't they talking about muh boobs or holes?? please mention my boobs...someone bring up onlyfans...what else can I do to bring attention to my boobs" - Xia's brain during the entire show

[@zlatkoigric5084]

flash them.simple as overcooking an egg

[@bodyxcount22]

favorite podacast ever

[@benhoutteman]

I love hearing Colin Quinn's catchphrase "WHAT?"

[@BenGras]

22:42 chip breaking a little, hearing Jim

[@TheSkywalker115]

Get keith robinson on this show. I want to see him Interact with chip for an hour.

[@blurtling]

Oh my God, yes.

[@MrBouhejba]

Not sure it's a good thing with his heart problems 😂

[@zachaman4458]

He would end up shooting chip or have a stroke, god damn

[@victorcamacho8902]

Thanks Daddy

[@ralphrmillerjr]

omg is dougie bell actually colin??

[@MrBouhejba]

I want a whole episode with Chip in Russian accent 😂

[@Mr101beers]

I want Bob Kelly to be the guest that day.

[@luckyluc03]

Can we replace Xia with the soundboard? And switch out kerryn for a cup of coffee?

[@CapitalJJ]

daddy like

[@oduneyeman]

Fawk yeaaaa

[@NicS_313]

Xia needs to grow some bubbas quick so she can quit fussing with her shirt. First 20 minutes be like 2:31 11:52 14:30 16:31 19:56 20:14

[@Mr101beers]

I agree the constant refitting of Xia's shirt as a stage prop is old and in 2021 they should retire the shirt altogether.

[@mrhiggins3009]

GIVE UP? YA GIVE UP?.... GIVE UP?

[@zachaman4458]

Chop Chopperson, Flip Flipperson, Hip Hipperson, Snap Snapperson

[@cynthsays3912]

Colin looks GREAT! (wolf whistle)

[@michaelpowell6805]

Best one in a while.... chemistry kinda worked....or something....

[@MulTfrancis]

Dude kerryn fuckin kills on this show

[@MerlinOlsen]

Count your shirt inventory Chip, the fat one has sticky fingers!

[@seeyanexttuesday23]

Chrissie a 10, Xia a 6 and Karen a 4.

[@Teddy-nd2jq]

Colin Quinn is the funniest man to ever live

[@jerrybrowning8422]

Hi Xia!!!! Hi Kerryn! Hi Chrissie! Gday Mr Quinn! Funny stuff!!

[@AnthonyBialy]

Kerryn means a free Sunday evening hour.

[@rigafraction1653]

What I wouldn't give to see Patrice reacting to this group, or sitting in and having his 2 cents with this group. He'd have had a field day. Miss the big man, what a loss to the comedy world (and honesty)

[@rigafraction1653]

I guarantee Quinn and Norton would be pissing themselves, 2 of the other 3 would be crying and running from the room, the 3rd wouldn't get it.

[@fastteddy9570]

Imagine Patrice’s reaction to Kerryn’s cartoon that she doesn’t even draw

[@alldetected3106]

We need Andrew Dice Clay in the studio chip

[@MoxMisanthrope]

Dafawk was the episoad late for?!?! Gaddamit!

[@velvetonecustomshop5026]

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a podacast studio….. nothing of value happens.

[@Sixstringman]

Line them up and I bet their cooters would taste like Neapolitan ice cream.

[@oprahatemybaby]

Retire Xia

[@Logicalpsycho2323]

Oh look, it’s Kerryn! OLLLLLLLLLLLLL axilary hyperhydrosis pits.

[@lazyeyedalbino6828]

If Zia starts wearing a bra I'm done with this shitshow

[@evolutionaryapostle5488]

Colin couldnt take the train or an Uber to the studio?!? C'mon

[@velvetonecustomshop5026]

Feehan with a Vonnegut reference. Wow.

[@life_is_gr8]

Bet you’d love to keep her carcass in your basement freezer after that one

[@sourdeez5558]

Who wins in a tickle fight between these 3 ladies?

[@peezdoc]

Was wondering when this was gonna pop up. A little late today.

[@delmarchipperson2049]

they were both too weak to get him on the door!

[@namkiamj5037]

Chippah should join Ted Sheckler's Podcast Emporium & have Ted guest host on occasion.

[@orenthalsimpson]

The flames really screw up my resolution

[@ultimodragon647]

26:06 wait wut did she get caught stealing third base or somethin

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

Chip's angels huh? Awesome

[@rabney777]

Why do people hate on Xia. She’s a sweet girl and Norton obviously likes having her on the show. Just need more comedians. She fills the Cristina hole. Tss tss

[@Firetrainer60]

Too many holes yapping bout nothin.

[@BlibbaBlob]

*In the background - "See all 32 reviews on Norton's Cameo page" 32? OOF!

[@slightlyroasted]

We had bread non salted butter and sugar sandwiches

[@zlatkoigric5084]

bread+lard with sugar or salt.

[@DS_portraits]

"Its like asian hunger games" So Battle Royale?

[@BlibbaBlob]

Xia always gets dolled up when other women are on lol why do women hate each other so much?

[@derekgleeson1353]

Whining Kerryn ruins it.

[@accidentalpatient4152]

Please get Colin, bobby and ant at the compound

[@joewlosjosephwlos5713]

I love Chrissie .

[@krustoffur]

I google all these guys... Larry Linville

[@mckdar01]

I thought Asian hunger games was Battle Royale

[@bobtillman5769]

Fucking finally!!!

[@chrislarson5696]

Fuck yeah……. Chippah for prez.

[@DixonUranus]

Oh Chippah...

[@finkelsteinshitkid1299]

Doug hasn’t been seen for well over two weeks now. I have a bad feeling he may be getting back into his old huffing habits again.

[@travisfratelli7610]

I met Gene Wilder. He called me a nice young man

[@hangtime911]

So he was senile??

[@jtg10001]

Boss water for the rich kid

[@toddworley2803]

I love Xia. She's just a humble host but funnier than the two wannabee comedians. Chrissie hot though. So hopefully she keeps coming back and not saying much. Good show! Chip and any of his alter ego's characters are great with Colin.

[@tonymalatesta517]

Kerryns hotter

[@mikes6899]

Hell yes , I the first

[@PlayNiceFolks]

Don't drop yourself, MIKE, too hard

[@CokeDrkrNotSnrtr]

Chrissy > Xia

[@rigafraction1653]

An empty chair >> Xia

[@seehowithink]

BEING BACK BOBO!!

[@nkid9172]

Fawk yeah chippah

[@mikehunt9884]

xia wasting airtime talking about her commute.. she'd fit right in with those zeros every morning on J&S.. they love to talk about mundane crap on there, thats the bulk of their show.

[@brianmacdonald593]

I can show you around jersey city if you want xia. TSS tss.

[@JoshLeek-w1p]

It’s more obvious now that the other girls never enjoyed Xia. She is too stiff, doesn’t really have a comedic mindset.

[@ryanmcteer825]

The chippa

[@MoxMisanthrope]

How's that Xia onlyfans? I know one of you peezez ah gabij has it.

[@victorcamacho8902]

Wat da Fawkkkkk

[@jgrillo638]

Late tonight ayy Chippa?

[@phukfone8428]

Kerryn brings nothing to the table

[@austinwiseman3186]

Where’s the damn bellcast??

[@donaldlong4342]

Better late then.never

[@Teddy-nd2jq]

Kerryn is murdering this episode, I’m surprised Chrissy is with compound media, she’s so sweet and innocent

[@KCGB414]

Thank God for Kerryn.

[@andrew-jv7iv]

Late for this and RAP. Oh dear :(

[@anadin0612]

Feehan looks like she smells something bad. More makeup please......not. Not the best show!

[@lazyeyedalbino6828]

All my favorite hot chicks

[@isaluz7859]

Fawk yeah! So many ladies!

[@JigjagjugXyz]

Quinn makes me want to watch this. Mayr means I won't.

[@miketko]

dont like red heads?

[@seancluogh8196]

ya gotta be chppin me

[@CardiffsHawrg]

Just enjoy the boobas cuz

[@superstimulatedminotaur3681]

She's pretty funny, knows how to riff

[@scottthompson6861]

@@superstimulatedminotaur3681 not at all

[@colz22]

Surely it should've been 'Chipferatu'.

[@johnnytimestamp8224]

fart(s) 0:05

[@JustinRK81]

ur supposed to cut that part out a little wind slipped out

[@joelwoodard7864]

Holy cow 🐄 (Not body shaming. Milk for free reference) That’s Feehan there! She’s so dark and edgy these days that I’m thinking she’s gone emo 🖤 now that emo isn’t cool anymore. Which means she’s just an OLD LADY!! Also, she’s not dominating the conversation with what she thinks is her undeniable cuteness… evidently it finally got through to her that it is denied by someone. By someone I’m speaking for everyone. Anyway, good to see her… wait. That’s not true either. Good to see Quinn is still alive though. I love that guy.

[@alanchihuaha7237]

Mayr is an air head

[@obsidian-z5i]

This is an almost perfect lineup

[@rigafraction1653]

Whaaaa?

[@CapitalJJ]

Yeah...almost. Get rid of the three "UFC's", add Ant and it's perfect.

[@lazylion420]

3 comics and 2 useless holes! who is who? I think we all knows!

[@fastteddy9570]

Count again

[@viorage2293]

Chip any chance you could get Theo Von on? I feel like that would be hilarious