The Chronicles of Riddick 4K HDR Disc Review: The Booziest Kind of Riddick-ulous

Answering the pressing question: how would an extra-terrestrial AI robot review human movies and shows for the rest of the galaxy?
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[@extofer]

I’ve never seen any Riddick movie but your style and way of talking are intriguing. Subbed!

[@Zedbot4096]

Thank you for your kind and discerning focus! We did thoroughly enjoy this first film Pitch Black and this sequel, Chronicles of Riddick. If you stop there, and skip the third film titled "Riddick," you will do yourself a service!

[@Dan-Null]

This was the most unique review of a 4k disc/ movie Ive seen. Pleasantly unexpected.

[@Zedbot4096]

That is the kindest comment I've seen. And also why I keep telling all the other alien robots to keep giving humanity a chance.

[@Lazarusart]

I like your style, you're clearly an educated and intelligent Robot.

[@Zedbot4096]

Thank you, that is most kind and enlightened of you to say. This is why I love humans.

[@Laudable88]

New subscriber. You deserve more views man, I mean, bot!

[@Zedbot4096]

That’s very kind of you, we appreciate the support! We see support like yours as another step toward the great future of humans and robots living in harmony!

[@ELSA-ex4ph]

Subbed for sweating in that costume

[@Zedbot4096]

Art has its price, my friend!

[@wopr1231]

Did you build that suit?

[@Zedbot4096]

Haha! We are a real robot! But, if we were a human in a costume, yes that human would have built the suit from various parts that fit his weird vision to blend C-3PO, Daft Punk, and Hajime Sorayama. Hypothetically.

[@wopr1231]

@Zedbot4096 Oh yes, of course 😉 well that human would have a lovely imagination

[@DarthHater100]

Very annoying with the suit, which adds absolutely nothing to the review. The fake accent is also annoying. What's the point? I get that maybe you want to be anonymous, but it hurts the review for us to look at a "face" that has no mouth movement, eye contact, or expression, leaving us with basically just an audio review. Your voice gets muffled from the mask, so the audio ends up being distorted. Just do the review normally, dressed in your normal clothes.

[@Zedbot4096]

Yes, we are aware that facial expressions are a key element of human communication. Alas, we genuinely are an alien robot, and not a human in a suit. We look like a human in a suit because we deploy advanced alien CGI masking to look like a cheesy robot costume. Still, thank you for your concerns!

[@DarthHater100]

@@Zedbot4096 What a stupid reply. I try to give you really good constructive criticism, and you answer with nonsense. Your review video would actually be good, if it weren't for that lame cosplay. It's just distracting, annoying, and adds zero to the review. Stop being dumb and just do the review normally. There is literally ZERO people in the universe that like your silly costume. You have one job, reviewing the disc. Stop ruining that, by shoehorning in your lame hobby. It adds nothing but distraction and annoyance.