the chuck norris song

white dudes rap about the all mighty chuck MOTHERFUCKING norris!

[@diamondgirl7377]

Mark Felton's been real quiet since this dropped

[@Sodapop-rd5ku]

Looks at the date: Wow this is old

[@thomasrad5202]

took me forever to find this again, just as good in 2020 as it was in 2010

[@Steel3]

Thank you Rounder Table for bringing this to my attention.

[@lucvkl]

LMAO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

[@qaterdargon4041]

Ay someone mentioned it

[@derpydonut4200]

praise the NAFO overlords for showing us this masterpiece

[@A_Epic]

For a joke this tune is surprisingly sick

[@RCCrawlerz209]

Watching in 2018 & still the best! 😅😂

[@0penthaughtz]

Randomly remembered this song, it still bumps.

[@kwonk585]

Greatest underrated song. Mark Felton has nothing that could compare to this.

[@IPv6Freely]

It's 2022 and the world has gone to shit. Man, I wish for the good ol days.

[@watermellonpussy95]

why aren't there more people veiwing this!!!?!?!?!?

[@michaeljmyers1995]

Bruh this is the shit! Thank God in this era 😂😂😂

[@dahmanique]

The best song ever hands down!!! What happened to them????

[@TeenApe]

Ethan Newberry is his name, he moved on and deleted his channel. He became a host and did the "Bears Are Really Neat" Song for Tim and Eric. Here's the Harry Potter Rap by Him: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qZnGo2NnnKqFrZY

[@chilledtea6614]

2019

[@tadhgdevaney8645]

This isnt the Mark Felton vid I was expecting

[@essencemarbury2751]

I’m so happy I found this song again

[@vicwunder3062]

Randomly thought of this again lmao

[@danillomendes606]

Aki estou em 2023

[@ellpod]

Appreciate you still having this vid lol. Does anyone have the snakes on a plane rap that these guys did?

[@rhoninsk]

you(ng)tube was just dope :D

[@theworstgamervr]

Damn he was a Myspace rapper thats fuckin OG, I was a freshman back then

[@stefanoscattina283]

2021. does anyone have the text of this masterpiece? I want to go back to childhood

[@EDEN-LIMINAL]

This is great! As dope as a decade ago, if not better. What happened to them?

[@TeenApe]

Ethan Newberry is his name, he moved on and deleted his channel. He became a host and did the "Bears Are Really Neat" Song for Tim and Eric. Here's the Harry Potter Rap by Him: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qZnGo2NnnKqFrZY

[@avxavx2825]

somebody remember the harry potter rap? i cant find it in youtube

[@ravvenredstone1803]

Harry Potter in da hood

[@dahmanique]

Yaaasssss

[@Thidavann_Soth]

Avx Avx Was this the one? kzbin.info/www/bejne/qXOrm6SBgJJmnas

[@TeenApe]

Ethan Newberry is his name, he moved on and deleted his channel. He became a host and did the "Bears Are Really Neat" Song for Tim and Eric. Here's the Harry Potter Rap by Him: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qZnGo2NnnKqFrZY

[@catalanoscocktails8580]

Back when KZbin used to be great haha

[@ravvenredstone1803]

I work out sometimes listening to this, I tried practicing katas listening, but I get too goofy and end up doin my kung fuey dance instead

[@voorki]

when chuck norris watched himself inthe mirror he broke it into a thousand litle pieces.He then replied"There can only be one Chuck Norris":))

[@simongebriiel2342]

watching in 2021, the best over the world

[@TeenApe]

Ethan Newberry is his name, he moved on and deleted his channel. He became a host and did the "Bears Are Really Neat" Song for Tim and Eric. Here's the Harry Potter Rap by Him: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qZnGo2NnnKqFrZY

[@avxavx2825]

im from 2018 and the thesampler channel doesnot exists anymore

[@lewisadkins]

Tried to find the snakes on a plane song and I cant find it :(

[@KweenIrene]

@@lewisadkins ME TOO. Its driving me nuts.

[@festival3051]

@@KweenIrene I was lucky enough to actually download the mp3 for snakes on a plane rap. Sadly I didn't download the video...

[@classicforreal]

Mark Felton's been real quiet since Animarchy and LaserPig pointed out his music just comes from the Apple Tunes store under "royalty free" and used this very video as proof

[@mumuelmer84]

2020 quarentine song vibe right here😂

[@HuffytheMagicDragon]

HE IS THE COREST!

[@dahmanique]

My childhood!!!!

[@Tickles1095]

there nothing to fear but chuck norris himself......crazy video!

[@seiyaryuuguuin2332]

Algorithm slacking by not bringing this back

[@cheeseburger12]

YEAH!

[@beatsbymar]

dawg this is the fse 😭

[@Thidavann_Soth]

(2:18) 😂😂😂

[@jonathan.linton]

This kicks butt - Chuck would be proud! Here are the lyrics: Yeah What Yeah What Let me get you started Tell you a super story About a man who gets A lot of kung fu ninja glory He started his career early Yet he started to become The man at four Went through puberty Eight times just for fun He wasn’t born by people So has does this man fist well His mum went by fury And his dad went by fists The two combined forces In a martial arts forest Giving birth to a god Mother fucking Chuck Norris N to the O to the R to the R to the I to the S Chuck Norris Oooo…This is the chorus N to the O to the R to the R to the I to the S Chuck Norris Oooo…This is the chorus Most people stack guns Chuck Norris, he has two One is left and one is right And they’re going to kill you He will punch in the neck And he will punch you in the chin He kick you so hard He will kill your unborn kin He went to an enemy orphanage One that they call the wandering saint That is until he killed them all By roundhousing them in their taint In the jurassic day they would call him Fucking jurassic cockosaurus But today we know him simply As fucking Chuck Norris N to the O to the R to the R to the I to the S Chuck Norris Oooo…This is the chorus N to the O to the R to the R to the I to the S Chuck Norris Oooo…This is the chorus He has the ability of flight He even travelled through time He has x ray vision Cures cancers Likes margarita with lime So the next time you’re approached By a shadow dark stranger Be on your best behavior Because it’s Walker Texas Ranger Norris has a list And he’s always checking it twice So don’t fuck with his bowflex Unless you wanna pay the price If you don’t believe me Then ask my main man Zack Morris He’s not dead but his career Is thanks to Chuck Norris N to the O to the R to the R to the I to the S Chuck Norris Oooo…This is the chorus N to the O to the R to the R to the I to the S Chuck Norris Oooo…This is the chorus

[@StudioMod]

lololol awesome epic win!

[@noon1358]

best

[@MavrikUSMC]

I'm so old

[@Unclebeamis]

Ha Ha @ 1:31 he looks off the camera at probably a card to spell NORRIS Dork

[@ilovetosing013]

sure you did

[@danillomendes606]

classico

[@Gigante85]

lol yea

[@goodpawbadpaw]

you reallty spent a lot of time on this.

[@Acousticsons]

Chick Norris and superman made a bet b4 the fight the loser had to were there underwear outside if the clothes

[@williammagoffin9324]

LazerPig brought me here.

[@Matt_Myers91]

Lmfao First time i've heard that one! And i love it!

[@iVolitaire]

k.

[@xtimxfatex]

why does everybody have the need to post chuck norris jokes on every single chuck norris video? Lol did anybody else notice this its every single chuck norris video people comment with jokes

[@dxtrememwe2215]

anyone know the sampled instrumental?

[@W00dland_90]

I heard it in a ww2 Hitler video so I'm assuming that's what it's from

[@turian1moose]

War front turning point OST

[@temariluvsgaara]

your kidding me right?

[@noppe321]

thats what u think but chuck norris beat u up so hard u got knocked out andhe dissapeared so u think u beated him

[@KimberlyGeorge]

Wish someone make a new one

[@mollyjacobson1431]

Dude is that J-ROCK??

[@TeenApe]

Ethan Newberry is his name, he moved on and deleted his channel. He became a host and did the "Bears Are Really Neat" Song for Tim and Eric. Here's the Harry Potter Rap by Him: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qZnGo2NnnKqFrZY

[@TeenApe]

Ethan Newberry is his name, he moved on and deleted his channel. He became a host and did the "Bears Are Really Neat" Song for Tim and Eric. Here's the Harry Potter Rap by Him: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qZnGo2NnnKqFrZY

[@minthoney]

I play WoW and I don't see any jokes related to it from this video.

[@Chrmbo]

this is copied off thesampler!

[@TeenApe]

Ethan Newberry is his name, he moved on and deleted his channel. He became a host and did the "Bears Are Really Neat" Song for Tim and Eric. Here's the Harry Potter Rap by Him: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qZnGo2NnnKqFrZY

[@Blade200500]

is das ein scheiß

[@JacobMcCaslin]

wow, u need to get ur facts straight dude, Bruce Lee taught Chuck Norris how to fight, Bruce Lee was his personal trainer.