The Chuckable Tumblr Posts

[@PMSeymour]

Please help the Kevin Plush get funded

[@AltoRed_]

i just commented on this comment

[@happyhippoeaters4261]

Would if I could afford, sadly not enough money's for that, and I am told I do in fact need food. Also, mild question, do you throw your editor around? Follow up if yes, how much do they enjoy it?

[@thescorpionkid]

1:21 Why yes, Greece's six day workweek CAN be a model to others; a model of *WHAT NOT TO DO*

[@larsthedude1984]

Kid named unions and why they do and should exist:

[@mrmissingno10]

If you throw a tumblr post… will it take a… tumble?

[@rockgirl6786]

AAAAAAAAUGH TAKE THE LIKE AND LEAVE

[@Danielathan]

I'll make you tumble. Now take my upvote and leave!

[@kalef2]

I think it says something about how my mind associates certain ways words are written to media, because I saw "... tumble" and my head went "you need to read it in a special way, because of the ellipses" and supplied Black Manta singing from the Music Meister episode of Batman Brave and the Bold.

[@aydencahoon6557]

If you take multiple Tumblrs and tumble them in a container you have a Tumblr tumbler

[@rockgirl6786]

@@aydencahoon6557 AAAAAAAAAA

[@frostpatch2347]

was not prepared for the Stanford prison experiment

[@simonwerngren9468]

Neither was Stanford

[@malaurymalfunctional]

aww man i wanted to hear pm seymour do an impression of sam gamechanger

[@leonkrohm5429]

0:11 nuclear fission is splitting atoms. That wizard should worry more about nuclear fusion

[@abriishpotato4729]

Idk I feel like a wizard would love to make a star on earth

[@captainhuntank7963]

Better idea, have the highly throwable imp be a trap, have him in a long corridor and the party has to get from one side to another without throwing the imp, while the imp makes itself as highly throwable looking as possible

[@lagomoof]

"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup." As someone who hides behind a rabbit avatar, this is top tier advice.

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

2:53 is this a spoiler for dungeon meshi?

[@themathhatter5290]

Did not know I needed Dudebro/Muscle Man version Samuel Dalton Reich in my life but here we are

[@Kirbman]

0:28 That seems like something Sam would actually do.

[@MrMariou]

I fully expected there to be an "I'm a Chuckster!" Reference in the comments

[@KikoBean]

SEYYYYMOURRRRRRRR

[@mrmissingno10]

I read that in the voice pm uses for pukicho’s asks

[@schaynegeorge4793]

I once got halfway through a small novel explaining cross stitch to a friend. copied the wall of text over into word, then just sent "I am about to INFODUMP. This is your last chance to back out and have a person who is normal about fibre arts explain it to you." My friend wrote back "no, I'm now absolutely certain you are the person to give me this information". It was easily 800 words and about 10 video tutorial links.

[@null9014]

2:14 This made me think of LOTM, I'm just imagining Klein and Arrodes. Or maybe Creeping Hunger?

[@johnathonmcjohn3]

2:11 bro sounds like hes boutta get thrown by a giant zombie

[@JohnSmith-of2gu]

2:50 Ahh Witches vs Patriarchy. Bit kooky but the subreddit has fun memes.

[@AgentTex13]

South Korea is considering 4 Day Work weeks

[@shadowclann28]

pm: the plushie is very throwable me: peymour seymour that is KEVIN we are talking about, he will throw US instead

[@Smartfmella69]

Chill chuckable

[@anerdwithaswitch9686]

Fun fact: if the doubling coin is the mass of a US quarter, it would take just under four days for the coin pile's mass to be equivalent to the mass of the entire Earth. Within four and a half days it will reach the mass of a G-type star, of which the Sun is an example. It's not nuclear fission you have to worry about. It's nuclear _fusion._ Just for a bit, though. At some point the pressure within the core of the coin star would become enough for it to spontaneously collapse into a black hole. Assuming that this black hole continues to double in mass every hour, it would only take 185 hours, or a bit under eight days, for the coin mass to become a black hole with an event horizon larger than the observable universe.

[@thisisasupersayin376]

Keeping a coin that duplicates itself every hour in an enclosed space is useful because cloning isn't possible in real life under normal circumstances. if we use this object to build up coins for 99 hours, we can use a star dance clip to get on top of said enclosed space in 0x A presses.

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

2:12 stolas?!

[@thatbluegametp2]

I was more thinking Alastor and Niffty

[@ultimamega]

2:18 PvZ Zombiestein Behaviour

[@daiyadoggo]

2:45 This is read like a rejecting hetero men piece, but really it's just vore

[@fandomotaku9921]

I- [teakettle noises]

[@notagoat281]

Can we get someone to calculate how long it would take for that coin to go nuclear? I'm genuinely curious.

[@SetOfAllSets]

the last post is kinda like BNA

[@OctopusOwl]

0:40 I would not want to play against Brennan Lee Mulligan OR Katie Marovitch in that Game tbh. They’d WIN

[@plopgoot5458]

Yay

[@aperson6500]

please learn gamechanger I beg

[@normalhuman9878]

If Game Changer became the Stanford Prison Experiment, they would definitely find a way to lock Sam up

[@impishlyit9780]

Get him in the interrogation room, maybe we'll finally find out where he's from.

[@pygmalion0451]

​@@impishlyit9780 That's the bonus round

[@OzWhinnter]

Brennan would absolutely be the guard that works for the prisoners and helps them revolt

[@meatkirbo]

They would, without a doubt, lock Sam up and conveniently “forget” to let him out for a month

[@IrregularityRowan]

Congratulations you've unionized

[@KikoBean]

I did the unskippable cutscene thing with my manager a few days ago. She brought up CCR and then Pink Floyd like, babe you cant do that around me

[@NekoChanSenpai]

Pls I misread that as CPR and now I have to find a pink Floyd song with the right BPM to time chest compressions

[@KikoBean]

@@NekoChanSenpai another brick parts 1 and 2 work, goodbye blue sky works, you could almost use interstellar overdrive, If works, One of These Days, dogs works, the thin ice, what do you want from me, there may be more but those wre the ones youd most likely use

[@lucasknox4871]

2:17 Why yes, please do. It allows me to conjure up the mental image of an evil overlord whispering in the imp’s ear “Want to know a secret? … I’m a CHUCKSTER!” and just that part is the peak of hilarity.

[@Sjors_]

The word "chuckster' just gave me a 'Nam flashback, thanks a lot

[@Kartoffelkamm]

So, about the "tossing a little kid" thing: I heard it helps them adjust to their body or something. Like being thrown helps develop their kinesthetic sense. So basically, calibrate your toddler.

[@ArbiterBeast]

Calibrate your Toddler sounds like a How to train your dragon movie but after the third movie

[@Chaosbean-1443]

YEET THE CHILD

[@LegorocketsAnimation]

As a parent, it is your responsibility to calibrate your child into the couch at high velocities

[@AlannaArtroid]

I will never yeet my minions... *without their permission.* Consent is important. I may become a villain, but I will NOT lose my manners.

[@TheNorfAndOnly]

I’m just imagining a tall, robed figure calmly walking up to the imp, asking, “May I?” The imp nods excitedly, and the robed figure proceeds to grab the imp by the foot and yeet them into the ceiling. The imp bounces off like a dodgeball and lands on the ground perfectly fine.

[@Triforce_of_Doom]

@@TheNorfAndOnly they just start ricocheting everywhere like in cartoons

[@arandomstartreknerd7261]

Your Sam Reich impression is gold

[@purplepedantry]

He would never. Now, where's he at? I'd assume at an enjoyable theatre.

[@TMD2352]

​@@purplepedantryhe's here. The whole time.

[@SAMURIADI]

0:03 if each duplicated coin also duplicates then its a problem- otherwise the 1 coin will slowly increase pressure till the container breaks

[@rjwaters3]

3,204,592cubic meters of coin in just 2days assuming each coin was the size of an average 1-pfennig coin, the smallest coin ever produced as anything other than a publicity stunt. (LOOKING AT YOU CROATIA! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID.)

[@DarkWizardFoxo]

all of the veins much be filled with snickers

[@injuringchip3161]

(In the same voice) You know who else has been locked up in the basement of Stanford University by several of their peers, of which have been given reflective shades in order to dehumanise them? MY MOM!!

[@larsthedude1984]

I still hate that whole experiment being cited despite the fact it was the most unscientific experiment imaginable

[@samurexatlas7373]

0:50 You have chosen. Poorly. *3 hours pass*

[@purplepedantry]

0:30 SAM REICH WOULD NEVER

[@caltheuntitled8021]

Your right. Several months is too long, the game would change before then.

[@CatCatKitten]

Considering that he locked them in an escape room once, I think all cards are on the table

[@Mythological_Artisan]

I wonder where would that prison be probably also the same place he is from right and uhh sorry I forgot but where was Sam from again

[@Xel963]

I strongly disagree he would and has far as I know.

[@kygrus]

hearing you do the game changer intro with that kinda voice has given me whiplash

[@CR1MSONACE]

I'm a Chuckster!

[@maybeher0]

d. does that imply Mario is a highly throwable minion to Piantas

[@CR1MSONACE]

@@maybeher0 He's a prisoner being forced to work for most of the game, so absolutely.

[@cybernurgle6413]

​@maybeher0 have you seen the hands on a Pianta? They are built to yeet things.

[@NiennaFan1]

Just realized that Sunny from Omori, who is a bit stunted from not eating enough, could fit the definition of highly throwable imp (well he jumps he isn't thrown but still)

[@adam17tt]

Why are Omori fans like this oh my fucking God

[@NiennaFan1]

@@adam17tt I'm sorry! I figured one annoying fandom comment was okay per comments section - also if this is about the fact I made a joke about a character death, I am sorry too (however be warned the whole omori fandom does this)

[@sunshowers3838]

@@NiennaFan1 You're allowed to express-and appreciated for expressing-your thoughts on the stories that you love, please do not let one passing husk of joyless corn dissuade you. As for the "if it was a joke about a death" part, I'm a JoJo's fan and of my three favourite characters, two of their deaths are touch-stone memes in the fandon (and the third got the hell outta there before he could become part of that statistic). Laughing at pain is a valuable life skill. You are not an annoying fan. Please continue to feel joy about your weird sad game that I swear I'm going to play one of these days it seems cool.

[@NiennaFan1]

@@sunshowers3838 no i know i was mostly making fun of myself- however i do know that a fandom swarming an unrelated comments section does get annoying real fast (i still did it tho lol)

[@bryceshane2057]

1:58 he snickered pretty hard at that

[@AbadonXXX]

The overlordly urge to toss a minion

[@silverwolfgamer4100]

0:36 This is very close to an episode of Total Drama Action, the sequel series to Island where every challenge was a take on a movie genre. They had to Shawshank themselves out of a prison

[@ClonedGamer001]

1:28 You've got that Jake Peralta/Captain Holt dynamic, and I love that for you

[@darienb1127]

I really want a compilation of all the posts that made Seymour break down into laughter.

[@TarynBeeswax]

Can confirm, we are all able to shift between dragon and human

[@caltheuntitled8021]

Is it possible to learn this power?

[@5peciesunkn0wn]

If transwomen can do it, that's totally a worthy reason to transition.

[@benstevens44]

@@5peciesunkn0wn i mean, i consider myself pretty cisgender but if you put both "girl" and "dragon" on the table at the same time i will become a threat to the global supply of estrogen

[@daniellemurnett2534]

I'm not on HRT yet so I can't. Alongside the Demogorgon it's one of the changes I'm looking forward to the most though!

[@sebastianturner2458]

well that is Just Not Fair. very mean of existence to trap me in this pathetic form. i will be complaining loudly at the cosmos itself from 11:37 to 11:54 PM tonight.

[@TheDiggity42]

holy shit game changer mentioned?? dropout??

[@Thinginator]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM, PHINEAS AND FERB ARE MAKING A TUMBLR VIDEO! *guitar noise*

[@LegorocketsAnimation]

Hey, has anyone seen Pukicho?

[@red_wood_trees]

Imagine if Sam Reich actually sounded like that omg 😂😂

[@jasperwashere]

GAME CHANGER REFERENCE NO WAY

[@TyphinHoofbun]

Oh man, get me talking about my books, and *I will not stop*. Like, I am WELL acquainted with Discord's 2000-character limit on messages (I refuse to pay for Nitro to raise it to 4000). It does not stop me. I just keep going, highlight part of it, cut, send, paste, repeat as necessary. I once got a message that said simply "You type lots." I thanked them. And admitted I didn't know if they actually meant it as a compliment. Several screens of text later, I was wishing them well. ...They never responded. I have to assume it was not a compliment. I tried joining The Click's Discord server. I quickly got a message deleted by mods and scolded for posting a "wall of text", but really, it was not even 1000 characters. Maybe not even 750. Hardly a wall of text at all. Barely a parking lot bollard of text. I left the server, because there was no way I was going to be able to avoid running afoul of this policy in the future. (This? This is barely even an introduction.)

[@DarkestElemental616]

...what kind of books? :3

[@TyphinHoofbun]

@@DarkestElemental616 I'm furry trash, so that's my area. Especially post-transformation, exploring the sensations of a nonhuman body. One series, "Princess Tells Her Story", has a person who was turned into a dragon (size of a large dog) who ends up the pet of a guy learning to be a mage, and the two go on adventures. (Book 1 has them on the world of Terra, Book 2 has then stuck on Earth, Book 3 (in progress) has then going back and forth while fighting an insane deity.) Book 1 needs a rewrite, which I plan to work on once I finish Book 3. Another, "Exodimensional Hoofbun Flopsy", is a superhero comic but in text form. Flopsy is a Living Construct, a new form of golem who can think and feel, but when her Master is killed during an experiment involving the Chaos Storms that opens a portal to Earth, she's caught in the blast and stranded in a small town in Colorado. Now she's the resident cryptid/superhero the internet has dubbed "The Superbunny", juggling fighting crime as a hoofbun (rabbit/horse hybrid) at night while in human disguise during the day. In Book 2 (in progress), she faces off against a Mysterious Evil Twin, because what's a superhero story without an Evil Twin arc? The last series, "Modern Major Yinglet", is much more slice-of-life than action, no magic or other worlds or anything going on. It's basically fanfiction of the webcomic "Out of Placers" by Valsalia, set in modern-day Earth, with the main character turned into a yinglet (a species from the comic, three feet tall, rat-bird-weasel-kobold creatures with long thin limbs, a prominent shelltooth in the front of their faces that prevents them from being able to say "th" sounds, and an addiction to clams). Now she has to adjust to life and deal with the challenges her new form brings: dealing with fear and suspicion from people not familiar with the comic, and stereotypes and expectations from those who are. All while trying to put forth a good public image so any future victims will be treated fairly. It wouldn't be good for yinglets to end up with a reputation for biting people, no matter how much the human deserved it. (And here's hoping KZbin doesn't delete this comment.)

[@samurexatlas7373]

1:25 Call the Marine. The Praetor Marine.

[@NerdByAnyOtherName]

Someone referencing Phineas and Ferb? _Applies pink background with cyan boarder_ _GASP_ P.M. Seymour referencing Phineas and Ferb!?

[@Ancusohm]

Most girls can turn into dragons? Oh, wow, I've got to get that special HRT that let's me do it too!

[@LegorocketsAnimation]

Great, now my "can't turn into a dragon" dysphoria is back, but for an entirely different reason

[@liamroberts5375]

Keep making Jokes and Music cause PHINEAS AND FERB ARE BACK!!!!

[@BoterBug]

Okay buy I could see Game Changer doing a Stanford Prison Experiment episode for next season's finale.

[@reaflor91]

Judging by how PM voices Sam in that Game Changer bit, I don't think he knows about the show. Someone gift this man a Dropout subscription so he can watch it right now. This will either turn out great or will be an absolute disaster. (If PM is aware and he's just doing a different bit I apologize)

[@alternativeplane]

Okay, while ð does make the th sound, if you're putting the th sound at the beginning of a word you use þ. Þ is used for the th sound at the beginning of a word, while ð is used for the th sound pretty much everywhere else in the word, except in certain instances of compound words where þ can be found in the middle of the word. Ð is never used at the beginning of the word (quick extra-latin spelling lesson)

[@Joey245]

I love it when a tumblr post actually manages to make Seymour burst out laughing, they have such a nice hysterical laugh

[@gilagal777]

What I love even more than finally getting a Game Changer post in one of these is immediately knowing that PM has not seen Game Changer because he didn't attempt a Sam Reich impression-

[@insertcheesypunhere]

game changer reference!!!! pm seymour on make some noise when????

[@phoebegilliland8897]

YES.

[@16BitGamerCat]

That was the worst Sam Reich impression I've ever heard. It's perfect.

[@draghettis6524]

Need me a dragon girlfriend

[@deadpool569]

Wait, no, I'm not supposed be in one of these videos! You put that post back!

[@angelsachse9610]

1:08 they really did find the official seal of post nut clarity, didn't they?

[@austinrimel7860]

Gamechanger is a real show. It hosted by sam reich.

[@thecottageofcuriosities863]

Ah Sam Reich, you really have been here the whole time

[@snwmat]

thats crazy seymour made sam reich sound like a surfer dude

[@vertonimal]

P.m. your ability to section off what you're reading and tunnel in is increadible. With that snickers post. To be so shocked when the next line is right there. How you don't accidentally read it first is bewildering to me.

[@LegorocketsAnimation]

Don't forget the highly kickable rock

[@Variocom]

Wasn't expecting the game changer ref! 🤣 and that unsuitable cutscene one really got me.

[@rickyconrad1209]

Why is that your sam reich voice?????

[@PMSeymour]

Didn’t know about Sam Reich lmao

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

"Oh good I get to explain this to you. "You will regret this." I have encountered this exact conversation in the wild before and it is horrific.

[@darthorion9376]

One of the best parts of the original Dungeon Keeper game was slapping your minions, INCLUDING your imps

[@kmart1396]

Okay but like why would I not be shocked by Sam Reich pulling a Stanford Prison Experiment Game Changer Episode. The chances they would honestly be like statistical error type low,........but never zero, cue correct accompanying TikTok sound hehehe!

[@trollos]

"Throw the imp"? Is this a reference to hit mobile game Plants Vs. Zombies? In which the enemies known as the "Gargantuar" and the red-eyed, stronger "Giga-Gargantuar" carry a small zombie known as the "Imp". The Garg and Giga-Garg throw their imps when they reach ~half health. For the basic Gargantuar, this is equal to around one instant-use or single-use plant damage, minus Tangle Kelp, Hypno-Shroom, and Ice Shroom. For the Giga-Gargantuar, this is equal to around 2-3 insta or singles. When thrown, the imps land 4-6 tiles away from the gargs, past all of your plant defenses. For more info, reply "elaborate" and I will give you more useless information about hit mobile game series Plants Vs. Zombies.

[@venturerweegee64]

DO NOT PUNT THE KEVIN THAT IS SO RUDE HOW DARE YOU He is the bestest boi who deserves nothing but love :c

[@Snomrade]

I’m not throwing the imp. I’m fucking throttling it because they are so annoying in doom 2016

[@camilla3801]

I just finished SU and adventure time and was looking for something to rewatch, thank you for mentioning phineas and ferb

[@ICLHStudio]

Stop making Phineas and Ferb, Phineas and Ferb peaked with Phineas and Ferb.

[@wildcard5616]

2:15 As an imp, if you throw me, I WILL BITE But also please throw me, it looks fun

[@Zyvear]

0:28 This joke just made me appreciate taking that sociology class even more because I know damn well that this amazing joke would fly way over my head if I hadn’t

[@ShadowdaHedgie11]

"I'm a chuckster!" Consider: If you have Prinnies and you don't throw them, are you even using them right? -says someone who has never thrown his Prinnies-

[@pantheonmaker9437]

1:50 as we all know, Snickers came first, shout out to þe Cambrian Explosion critters for making þem

[@magicjinn]

0:28 That's just a MrBeast video.

[@Fayanora]

1:07 That is not a D, that is an Eth. It makes a TH sound like the thorn character does, but lighter. So it's not "de" sky, it's "the" sky.

[@Telawin]

if Game Changer did that... you know for a fact that Brennan Lee Mulligan will become the warden through sheer force of will and charisma... or at least the fact everyone else would be too scared to oppose him... this still applies if he was originally designated as a prisoner

[@nekomataumbreon]

We need a compilation of PM Seymour losing his shit over posts, his laugh is contagious it'd be the funniest thing

[@defective7340]

SEYMOUR HELP I KNOW YOU WERE DOING A ZELDA LORE SERIES BUT I CAN'T FUCKING FIND IT HELP

[@ronaldjames8615]

Read the title as something completely different, I think my day has been long enough, good night.

[@siren6182]

Shen Qingqiu carved WHAT NOW?

[@ShadeofIce]

I really hope mayhamster doesn't mind if that gets turned into a kinda like Augustus Ceaser moment. Cause wooh boi am I going to be right there with them.

[@glxtchcxrx6954]

remembering the time I became an unskippable cutscene and explained the entire lore of the band Ghost to an Online Friend of mine because they asked about one of the members (the call lasted a full hour)

[@adamschank7703]

I mean, as long as you ask your minions if they are alright with being thrown and respect their decisions if they say no, it should be alright.

[@diaphrenia3707]

Do not kick moon rocks I knew a guy who did that and he ended up inventing combustible lemons

[@theclodofclods]

I won't lie I totally thought the title was Chilchuck tumblr posts