The Confession 2

[@romilrh]

Possible endings to a Tomska video: - Freeze frame - Perfectly cut scream - Someone dying

[@YoyIeCake]

Romil You forgot the horse mask gag

[@romilrh]

@@YoyIeCake those end with a freeze frame or someone dying every time

[@YoyIeCake]

Romil Fair enough

[@prodby-titan]

@@romilrh I LOVE IT

[@vanillastuff8570]

Or the pictures goes away Ham:oh where did the picture go Me: in the hole ( BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH)

[@hunterblanchard6538]

2:01 I love how this poor bastard was immediately terrified of the situation

[@SushiTray]

BREAKING BAD IS A GOOD SHOW! HAVE YOU SEEN MY JELLYBEANS!! I'VE GOT A SKATEBOARD

[@SushiTray]

NO!! NOO!! I CONFESS I CONFESS!!

[@SushiTray]

SKATEBOARDS!!!

[@hunterblanchard6538]

humanbou 96 AAAAAAH

[@LEMONGREASY]

@@hunterblanchard6538 _happy music plays_

[@kamikat5354]

“The government is bees” That actually explains a lot

[@MaddieD_R]

*grab hands* ThE GoVeRnMeNt Is BEES "mad cop" I lOvE YoU *lets hands go* Me: now that was funny

[@nikfrolov13]

Like That "Bbbbbbbbbbb"))))):)

[@isaacdenley1922]

Buzz buzz buzz Translation:no it doesn't

[@dubstepbee6892]

of course ITS SO CLEAR NOW

[@Dante48909]

Preserve bees? ... Hah, nice try government.

[@monke3719]

My new head canon is that they didn’t tell Elliot anything and that at the end was his genuine reaction

[@calowenby1654]

BAHAhahahaha

[@Randomyoutuber-4831]

I’m amazed that guy managed to hold his composure as long as he did...

[@MagMattock]

I wouldve broke on sad cop

[@hellostyx816]

Honestly

[@minemaster1337]

I think that's Elliot Gough of ElliotExplicit

[@peepers811]

Minemaster 1337 it is but we never said anything about who the cast are

[@humannomore7759]

@@peepers811 Probably just to explain that Elliott has seen worse

[@lancemycocayanan9512]

I mean, Tom is doing what he's told. He's literally being a bad cop

[@chaz3405]

Damn thats why

[@TitaniumSteelGreatest]

wait your right

[@theasexualidiot4803]

*sitcom theme plays*

[@orange_orange1985]

oh-

[@idrovepastyourhouse-9385]

I thought that’s what it meant oof

[@tarrantkorrin3796]

Okay, but can we take a moment to appreciate the line “and enough forensic evidence left behind to clone you and throw you both in jail for a very, very long time.” Because that is badass, no two ways about it

[@JustAYouTubeChannel215]

“The goverment IS B E E S” is a better line

[@Erix963]

LMAO i didnt even realise he said that

[@eddiemate]

Right? It's such a raw line, and it comes from a god damn youtube sketch.

[@gotsomham]

Trumped by: Have you seen my penguin?

[@nellmoore6901]

Wryyyyyyy!

[@blujayvox87]

1:35 "Not bad..." "🅐︎🅛︎🅢︎🅞︎, I am a jellybean!" "Have you _seen_ my penguins?" "THE GOVERNMENT IS *BEES!!"*

[@star01010.d]

Mad cop great

[@jharbie]

Basically either the mad hatter or the joker as cops

[@Mistah_boykisser]

@@star01010.d I love ya

[@star01010.d]

@@Mistah_boykisser why?

[@NeRvERaT]

@@star01010.d because life is great it's just humans who ruin life

[@gmdtory5172]

“That’s plaid cop.” Tom: *(Scottish accent) I M S H R E K*

[@volutedsauce6404]

tom somebody once told me

[@electrokyo9684]

@@volutedsauce6404 the world is gonna roll me

[@gmdtory5172]

VolutedSauce HANDS OFF MY MACARONI

[@gmdtory5172]

Edgy Sniper main MILWAUKEE PASTA BANDIT FOUND DEEEEADDDDD

[@Wombattlr]

@@gmdtory5172 "He was picking up the gun, with his finger and his thumb raising up, pointed straight at his forehead" - Eye Witness

[@seanchan7167]

4 clothes changes later: Suspect: fine fine I'll confess wtf is this torture

[@just_a_silly_boykisser]

He's under duress

[@ivandonner4902]

@@just_a_silly_boykisser At least he's not undress.

[@just_a_silly_boykisser]

@@ivandonner4902 10 months ago.

[@flipachaos2990]

Four days later

[@just_a_silly_boykisser]

@@flipachaos2990 6 days left.

[@bleachcan1132]

I could tell Elliot was smiling during the “sad cop” part

[@oefest5252]

Ye

[@poisonedsweetz]

XD

[@creationgeek87]

Ye

[@Cord-vc7wd]

Ye

[@gravityproductions2821]

Ye

[@badtimeswithalphys3444]

1:52 *"Why don't we both be bad cop"* her: *"You. Are. Genius."*

[@SAEshorts]

When you and your friend decide to do something stupid because you're bored:

[@DystopianOverture]

And after that Elliott now attends weekly therapy sessions.

[@sandramedrano3429]

lmao

[@NghiaNguyen-hq2im]

You mean Johnny knifes

[@e-6668]

@@NghiaNguyen-hq2im you mean Johnny knives*

[@thewanderinggamer1369]

@@e-6668 You mean Johnny Knives. Names need capitalisation.

[@sundaeanimations]

@@NghiaNguyen-hq2im the person who was playing Johnny Knives was Elliot Gough

[@jimyan83]

‘’Wait,... why don’t we both be bad cop.” “YeAh!” “yEah!” *5 seconds later* “YO, YA IN PRISON!!

[@ericsonbruh]

Thomas had seen everything. It was time for him to go.

[@chlaciecc]

@@ericsonbruh Literally.

[@nekorubu]

*confused screaming*

[@Nobody-jn2zy]

Ha!

[@astrocat3299]

Tomska: * is cool detective, showing crime records * Me: ok Tomska: AnD tHe GoVeRnMeNt iS bEeS! Me: *dies*

[@nicholasfly5914]

And no bullets used for that

[@ankerhedemand5918]

it's because he wasn't 'bad'

[@jodiemarie90]

LOL

[@andre9156]

I agree.

[@A_weeping_angel]

WHAT IF WE ARE BEEEEZ !!!

[@Pixelcraftian]

"Ye ben naugteh"

[@solaire67]

No

[@MonkeyDGooner]

pixel you are on every single fucking video that i watch

[@AzuCAFFEINE]

@@MonkeyDGooner same

[@cgtheartist]

No u

[@AvidEscaper]

@@MonkeyDGooner it's like amogus, but pixelcraftian

[@mynameislara8602]

Imagine going to jail and witnessing all this

[@ScoutConvoy]

Oh dear lord.

[@Our_Remedy]

i think it would be better than what would normally happen

[@skylorhollifield3794]

+Nahodakk ?

[@xxkatlen-chanxx2314]

lol

[@tammyjenkins8933]

+MyNamesls Lara I would laugh instead of being afraid

[@plantimations1232]

Tom: (Actually does good at being bad) Other person: “Not bad!” Tom: *I can fix that*

[@edwardsheeran9220]

I was just hanging around KZbin, and checking through the comments, and saw yours, because I was very tired, I though I would check out your channel. Needless to say, I am not disappointed.

[@galaxyforeveryt1837]

Lol

[@sundaeanimations]

Her name is Alice Ann Stacey who also voiced Kate and Lucy from Crash Zoom

[@giggityking6505]

I wish he did CHAD cop

[@wawayalert]

Tom: *I can make it that way.*

[@bubbles8871]

"Confess now Johnny and maybe we can cut you a deal..." "Not bad!" But wait, didn't you tell him to be bad cop? Now you're saying he's 'not bad'?

[@SporkleBM]

I think that mightve been the thing that caused transition to mad cop from the actual bad cop (or not)

[@boostergaming2080]

He wasn't bad cop he was mad cop.

[@australiankappa8123]

@@boostergaming2080 He was bad cop for a second, then he transitioned once she said "NOT BAD" aka his brain was like oh not bad cop so mad cop.

[@shy-griff6357]

Perhaps she could’ve chosen her words better.

[@A_Shoeshop]

0:50 I love the attempt to make a bagpipe out of props

[@saltysunflowersugar7826]

OMG i didn’t even realize that wasn’t a real bagpipe until you pointed it out 🤣

[@zapcraftihoof8318]

Meanwhile in a parallel universe where the answer to everything is Bees *THE GOVERNMENT IS BEES*

[@pineappleflamingo738]

Yeah

[@jamesmd9925]

"hey Dad what's the government?" "BEEEEEES"

[@DeltaDubs89]

Stolen comment.

[@beowulfsword237]

What an original comment...

[@tendiesman4637]

THEIF

[@IshijimaKairo]

"Also the government is BEES!" thats....weirdly relatable

[@amiwaite4591]

The goverment is kinda bad now ngl

[@QwilSchirmer]

Why?

[@IshijimaKairo]

@@QwilSchirmer Because it's true

[@QwilSchirmer]

Ah, I didn't consider that :P

[@tomwanders6022]

Qwil yeah that was a truly great argument. Good thing we discussed that. :)

[@Ermguyssssss]

Moral of the story: “THE GOVERNMENT IS BEES!!”

[@DagstheManiac]

Y E A S

[@234o93]

ALSO IM A JELLY BEAN!!!! HAVE YOU SEEN MY PENGUINS?!

[@dg2.042]

Heh…………….. 420

[@thecoolerbootslap9592]

no the moral is "i love you"

[@coolbugfacts3865]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐒

[@MegaAstroFan18]

There's something to be admired about how well Tom managed to do the rad cop without letting the pogs fall out his hand. I know they're not big, but he's flailing that hand around quite a bit.

[@Mistycle8]

“The government is bees” That explains why there is so much *buzz* over presidential elections.

[@wobwokbwobwowk6561]

Bahahaha this comment needs more likes im laughing so hard rn 😂😂😂

[@midnightshifted]

@Douglas Bonbeck forget it. I'm not getting into another KZbin argument.

[@LemonDissociation]

I feel they have some kind of hive mind

[@sheldondowning958]

Eeeyyy (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

[@l0v3ly54]

The puns

[@theclownrefuted1597]

"lets both be bad cop!" *a series of both people saying 'yea' for a couple seconds* *Bursts in* "BreAkIn BAds a GoOd ShoW!"

[@berserkdatagaming]

Jayven Jones hAvE YoU SeEn mY JeLlYpEnGuInS

[@Magma_Seb]

"No! I confess! *I CONFESS!!* "

[@riz1567]

BrEaKiN bAdS a GoOd ShOw!!!!!

[@moonlight_dulcet]

BrEakIN bAd'S a gOOd ShOw hAVe YoU seEn My JELlY beANs??

[@bouk6989]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@acherryblossom1909]

“Johnny, ya mother and I are very disappointed in ya” “That's dad cop.. WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES” “Ya bin naughty”

[@Samantha-Who-Writes]

"I am *S H R E K* "

[@GiaIsNotHere]

*proceeds to point at knee pad*

[@idontknowwhatiamdoin]

*proceeds to do a billy cosby Impression*

[@DaniloDoesStuff]

jonathan mcneil, street name ‘johnny knives’. Born december 18th 1987 to annie and hamish mcneil, both deceased.

[@anthonygaming5808]

1st arrest, age 14, 2 counts of car theft, 4 counts of breaking and entering, and 1 count of assulting a police officer with a knife.

[@YesItsbee]

"The government is BEEZ" Why yes he's right, My brother is currently the president of america

[@muffin1168]

Us muffins will kill your army.

[@kainholden2001]

@@muffin1168 why would muffins go to war with bees?

[@muffin1168]

@@kainholden2001 the bees could hide their stinger in the muffins, which people eat

[@fantasyshadows3207]

That’s a how, not a why

[@mattalevine]

Joe Beeden

[@brs1290]

"You be good cop, I'll be bad cop" They actually delivered that promise

[@crystalcloudc]

Lol true

[@m.e.g2008]

They were both bad cop

[@cool_man_II]

"Breaking bad's a good show/"

[@gremlinteddy]

“also, i am a jelly bean!” “have you seen my penguins?” *“the government is bees!”*

[@umbrealla2226]

anonity yea it's penguins

[@عصفورةلطيفة]

69th like

[@jaxsonhounchell5127]

And then after he just says “I love you” and let’s go of him

[@astrotoast9819]

Sorry to say but it’s *penguins* not *knees*

[@minemaster1337]

_"I love you!"_

[@debjeetnath6901]

Tom- Johnny, ya mother and I are very disappointed in ya. Alice- That's Dad Cop...WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES?! Tom- Ya bin naughty!

[@trolek852]

It actually fits

[@deadhawk7179]

Can’t get the image out now...

[@DanMiniScruff]

Yes I too watched the video and know the quote

[@guillaumecomeau9436]

Debjeet Dragneel : The KZbin Dragon Slayer I read it at that moment. Never thought that would actually happen, but here we are.

[@mhillxK]

if tom became a real dad

[@thegamingkirby8696]

If only police interrogations were like this in real life...

[@toning338]

“Johnny your mother and I are very disappointed with you” “That’s dad cop. Where are my clothes?” “You’ve been naughty”

[@petermultiverse2867]

It was perfectly 300 likes...**I messed it up**

[@OrganicMilkGang]

@@petermultiverse2867 now it’s an even number because I liked it

[@Medichips-ws5oj]

I don't like where this is going

[@toning338]

@@petermultiverse2867 how dare you

[@reignoffire377]

0:51 I'm Shrek

[@BigDogBandit]

to be fair, all of those would be pretty bad cops.

[@raedoodles4974]

HA HA HA I GET IT

[@OverlordGrape]

BEAUTIFUL

[@nadiakim1]

Am i happy? I don't know. I sure am lonely, though. 11 OUT OF 10 BEST JOKE

[@sananaryon4061]

No, they would be rad

[@ajleenexl7023]

unclassified loner no they are terible. Later....... Oh its a joke im stupid

[@thescrout9831]

As a Scottish person, that accent was spot on and i can't stop laughing 0:49

[@victorygamer713]

Neither can I 🤣🤣🤣

[@GreenStoneKnight]

*tHe goVErNmeNt iZ bEeS!!*

[@soupcan2314]

Been naughty

[@kingcrimsonrequiem2959]

sub to pewdiepie I dunno could used a bit more plaid

[@Omanou]

I have questions about your profile pic.

[@KickThePj]

god damn that was hilarious.

[@K3ZZO]

- KickThePj, 2014

[@SavageLynelButtPlug]

DefectiveVision "The quotation stamp was unnecessary"- Me, 2014.

[@peacefulltoucan]

CMDanaher "Or was it?..." -IGN, 2014

[@SavageLynelButtPlug]

peacefulltoucan "yes"- Morgan Freeman, 1994.

[@bb010g]

I laughed a lot more at this than at adsfmovie8. That's...ok? At least Tom's still funny. Hopefully he'll get better ones out now that he's stable.

[@aaronkennedy7458]

0:47 why is this look so fitting on Tom? He looks like he's supposed to have three kids and a mortgage here and it just... Fits.

[@electricbolt-st8jb]

L9l

[@Acidemonz]

"Also Im a Jelly bean! Have you seen my penguins? The goverment is bees I luv you" - Tomska 2k14

[@pkjammy5794]

Favorite part of this whole video

[@cyanide2813]

basically an asdf movie material

[@EricIsntSmart]

I like that it mentions the criminal being in a gambling ring, which confirms that he is the same character in the "I dont know" video, both in character and in actor

[@sniffthecactusduh]

0:41 Elliot can't stop from breaking a smile

[@airbending_sith]

0:50 when you learn you're 1% Scottish

[@HeyGun7777]

Alan Leone-Bridges *I AM SHREEEK*

[@gabigobro3371]

HeyGun - Haygen lad a xD aassxsx

[@mappyo]

I'm 54% Scottish and 46% british

[@HeyGun7777]

Rubber Chicken no one asked

[@mappyo]

@@HeyGun7777 kjbbukoijbbojipibiv kjbbukoijbbojipibiv kjbbukoijbbojipibiv kjbbukoijbbojipibivxxbiopsdpo fic ripfceih0u8r3cr 7h7h84f5378h5f7h84ftu9h8t4f3ubio3tf4uhlkrfefdhntfhggjgj

[@twotime463]

He really is a *BAD* cop.

[@bytewired9]

Bad at their job cop

[@luckyleo1233]

(Insert joke here)

[@canihaveapopsicle9576]

Superleo129 666 HAHAHAAHAHAHHA!

[@winter1393]

(Insert laughter here)

[@samwai3762]

duh

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

“The government is bees” This quote has lived rent free in my mind for years.

[@crabstickz]

HAHA this is the craziest you've ever been! Brill

[@u1m1a]

CHRIS

[@jayvernon1339]

Both of you guys are still the best people on the internet to me. Tomska and Chris! You are both awesome xD

[@joshk.]

HUNDREDTH LIKE! BOOYAH "BICHES" (whoever guesses the reference first wins)

[@joshk.]

***** Congrats fine sir, you have won the internet. And a virtual cookie.

[@sierraacharlie]

...iant!

[@jamescole4317]

dad cop saying "you've been naughty" is my favourite part of the whole video

[@teamfirefly2300]

BREAKING BAD IS A GOOD SHOW IM A JELLY BEAN I GOT A SKATEBOARDS **scream**

[@znoxr]

+Team Firefly Have you seen mah jelly beans?

[@Cactusflowerzz]

IM SHREEKK is my favorite part😂

[@rose-em4un]

Mine is "The government is BEES."

[@zpinn8242]

That Dad cop, WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES?

[@coyotix]

“i’M sHrEk” **bagpipes intensify**

[@skerpderp385]

that seems like hell compared to prison

[@notinuse6740]

T H E G O V E R M E N T I S B E E S

[@sophv3446]

"When I was 12 I peed on my dog, and all over his little dog face.." I DIED

[@peterkristo4448]

rip

[@mistertagnan]

+Peter Kristo (PeterGlassJar) when's the funeral?

[@gomus2329]

+MrTagnan tomorrow

[@gomus2329]

+MrTagnan tomorrow

[@mistertagnan]

+Stevedoesstuff SHIT GET YOUR THING!! WE NEED TO PACK NOW

[@MirorR3fl3ction]

Alice: Thats Plaid Cop. Tom: IM SHERK!! XD

[@joshp6061]

I think he said sheikh

[@loyalfrog4864]

1:12 payday 2?!

[@tamedflame8174]

"Let's grab our shotguns! Let's *have soME FUN!*"

[@smolpawsq5990]

ALSO I AM A JELLY BEAN! HAVE YOU SEEN MY PENGUINS? THE GOVERNMENT IS BEES

[@smolpawsq5990]

Andrew Stambaugh I LOVE YOU

[@mazok7505]

how'd i do?

[@smolpawsq5990]

Mazok Last name TERRIBLY

[@smolpawsq5990]

Mazok Last name Look why don't you be good cop and then I'll be bad cop

[@wassnowbird1234]

TordKat I love ya

[@MrAntoineDaniel]

Fantastic ! The skateboard is the new horsemask !

[@MrRMIste]

Rien ne remplacera jamais le horsemask...

[@salahopethist]

Est ce que Richard fais du Skateborads ?

[@oboe_hobo]

dakikong Get lost already. Speaking English isn't one of KZbin's guidelines. If you can't stand not understanding two comments, then good luck with life.

[@Z9Sword]

A quand le prochain What The Cut? :'(

[@iAlexxGeek]

Je parle français sur une vidéo anglaise et j'emmerde les rageux :D Au fait salut Antoine !

[@darkghor6372]

0:44 Look at the suspect, you can't even fully see his face, but just from the muscles in his cheek, he is smiling as wide as he can, nearly cracking into laughter. It's awesome when you can catch these things, it really shows you guys love to do what you do.

[@darkghor6372]

***** Wish I could explain it, but it's the way the suspect leaned back a bit and wobbled a little, plus the fact that his cheekbones moves upwards a bit. It just had a face of someone who was REALLY holding back a chuckle.

[@jonasbetzendahl5757]

I just wanna show some appreciation for the line at 1:27 : "... and enough forensic evidence left behind to clone you and throw you both in jail for a very, very long time." That was seriously badass.

[@Gavinharrisonsimms]

Word dude

[@broadcastsinthedark5213]

“Plaid Cop” “Knee Pad cop” *inhale* “Abadbillcosbyimpersonatortryingtoexplaintheplotofbreakingbadcop”

[@maxilexia6820]

So the dads from Malcolm in the Middle.

[@bbqonmytoes]

@@maxilexia6820 NO!

[@mizmels1]

NO!

[@cosmo8192]

Bin naughty

[@vgm_29]

Eryn Animates bin naughtin

[@bananajam2208]

Eryn Animates iM SHREK

[@sock5555]

iach bin naughty

[@invisi.]

youfe bin laden

[@dominickeijzer5844]

There seems to be a yandere saying something about bins in the comments.

[@diceLibrarian]

BREAKING BAD'S A GOOD SHOW HAVE YOU SEEN MY JELLY BEANS? THE GOVERNMENT IS PENGUINS! I AM BEES

[@GreenStoneKnight]

*gut wrenching scream* I CONFEEEEESS

[@AmaticXLII]

*CHEERFUL MUSIC :D*

[@null0-q6j]

I love mixed stuff

[@xuavy5036]

Also i am a jelly been, have you seen my penguins, the goverment is bees!

[@عصفورةلطيفة]

I've never seen anyone get a quote so wrong in my life.

[@justaguy4723]

2:01 that was the most terrific thing I have ever witnessed

[@laft5375]

"I'm a jelly bean. Have you seen my penguins? The goverment is bees"-Tomska

[@shadowkitsune6247]

I love you

[@theonething4882]

*I L O V E Y O U*

[@thepomegranate5323]

"Also, I am a jellybean! Have you seen my penguins? The government is bees! I love you" - Mad Cop 2014

[@job407]

* dead Guy noise * what Cop is this

[@job407]

***** dead cop definiently dead cop

[@eonprimicus]

FINALLY A QUOTE FOR MY YEARBOOK IN HUGH SCHOOLL

[@jackbarnard-smith6516]

lol that was the funniest part

[@timebomb4562]

Jericho Tambong the government is bees yeah that'll go great in your year book

[@yourhomie7888]

ALSO IM A JELLY BEAN!! HAVE YOU SEEN MY PENGUINS?! THE GOVERMENT IS BEEEEESSSS!!!!.......I LOVE YOU.

[@intensitydigital]

yay an ace Ventura reference

[@M1chael42O1]

Mad Cop great...

[@someman66]

That's my favorite part.

[@hyddra8928]

Truer words have never been spoken

[@kylefoust7127]

random kid The government is bees! Oddshop anyone?

[@flamelordthebest5874]

1:41 the moment you been waiting for.

[@notsomlgperson1919]

I like how you can see the criminal smiling at times

[@dominickeijzer5844]

Johnathan Knives?

[@N7spongy]

@@dominickeijzer5844 ye

[@tweetybaby1100]

Because Elliot is a sweetheart

[@josephbanks6319]

Because Elliot can't take Tom seriously for a minute

[@inferno9714]

"Also, I am a jelly bean! Have you seen my penguins? The government is bees!" -Mad Cop Seriously, somebody make that a meme RIGHT NOW.

[@wyrvios]

"Breaking Bad's a good show. Have you seen my jelly beans?"

[@popcornwitch231]

Tomi Dupeyron SKATEBOARD!

[@derpy_squirrel]

***** Don't forget the "I love you" XD

[@CallumLees]

Is this good enough? Link: i.imgflip.com/qgsq4.jpg

[@inferno9714]

*****... You now have my undying respect.

[@DoodleNoodle-YT]

*Meanwhile where the answer to everything is bees* Me: Tom, what's the government? Tom: THE GOVERNMENT IS BEES. Me: Oh, ok.

[@natalyag8641]

YES I THOUGHT THE SAME THING!!!

[@SETHDAFORTNITEPLAYER]

The government is in the hole

[@yeethittter1285]

"So, is our child a boy or girl?"

[@thisguy512]

THEY PUT HORNET VENOM IN OUR CHILDREN'S VACCINES

[@yoni5780]

@@yeethittter1285 BEES

[@somesortacatperson5492]

‘The government is bees’ My favourite line and heaven for my friend Also Elliot must’ve gone through a lot of trauma in the making of this video

[@AlexHyena1]

1:41 Mojang releasing the latest Minecraft update

[@red_ryn_9917]

Alex Law “tHe GoVeRnMeNt Is BeEs”

[@MiniMia48]

I’m gonna test if 1:42 is closer lol- Edit: Ne-

[@EzDyt]

2:00 OMG I was dying! *Breaking Bad is a good show. Have you seen my jelly beans?*

[@fahadsaad750]

Ez D I’ve Got A Skateboard

[@thecreatureinyourbasement3253]

Hi I am real man you guys want to go skateboards?

[@EzDyt]

Sorry Eddy. I’ve met a real man

[@fahadsaad750]

*Quietly* skateboards

[@midgaming6291]

It do be like that sometimes

[@MattEvuns]

I've just spent a flipping half an hour reporting all the weight comments as inappropriate. On the other hand, great video, Tom! I really love the direction the channel's heading!

[@a_stray_dog]

***** They have just as much of a right to speak as we all have a right to ask the moderator to make them to shut the fuck up.

[@theOneAndOnly12384]

Neapolitan Shark Matt didn't die, Edd did. And STFU!

[@theOneAndOnly12384]

Neapolitan Shark I don't go to an elementary school, I go to a proper British High school. And if I'm the same generation as you, doesn't this apply to you too? #RuleBritannia

[@spoonchad5686]

im subscribed to you

[@spodermen4699]

Harry Potter you're a wizard harry

[@faucethose9734]

The ending will always get me every time. AlSo hAve YoU SEen mY JeLlybeANs?!

[@gh0stlyonyoutube]

When I was twelve I peed on my dog. Right on his little dog face.

[@beepityboop3740]

Ok u dont makr the confession. He does

[@sm0kysoulcynics579]

Tom(Ska): He peed on my dog?

[@mypenisisunbelievablysmall5793]

wow, it's almost like we were watching the same video!

[@jacqueline4690]

U could do mad cop because he mentioned some penguins

[@emunebula2975]

Woah wait! Johnny McKnives! The knives guy from "I Don't Know" how did never notice lol. Same actor too

[@ScreamingmadJoe]

Seth Cool doesn’t he die in I don’t know

[@saltie5480]

Yeah Elliot

[@jellybandit774]

to all the people commenting on the physical appearance of a guy who is simply trying to provide you with entertainment and bring a smile to your face, do you ever look at your comment and think "hey i'm part of the problem....maybe i should have just kept that thought to myself"?

[@IntelligentReality]

No, you are part of the problem. People should be able to voice their opinions whether they are positive or negative.

[@432neptune]

IntelligentReality Not when people are rude. Negetive opinions are bad when they don't help. You don't just make people feel bad when it just makes them feel worse.

[@IntelligentReality]

Have you never been on the internet before? It's full of negativity and trolling. To acknowledge or try to stop it is just stupid.

[@thesilverw0lf]

IntelligentReality So that should stop us from trying to be decent human beings? ¬_¬' Just because a bunch of people are idiots doesn't mean that you can't be the first to set an example. Trolling won't stop, of course not, but it's better than just holding your hands up and being completely accepting of their BS or joining in. Unless you openly encourage the participation of abusing people over the internet like a coward simply because they're behind a monitor. [*rolls eyes*]

[@njb4093]

IntelligentReality Sure they can, but that also means we're allowed to say that we think people are being dicks. Works both ways, really.

[@amreldtheartist]

I like how they introduce his nickname and then explain the reason he has it all in one scene without it feeling unnatural

[@theillusionist1494]

I JUST REALIZED If you were in this interrogation room, with these two cops, and you just suddenly heard: yeah Yeah YEah YEAh YEAH YEAH! YEAH!! Just repeated "yeahs" in ascending enthusiasm YOU WOULD BE TERRIFIED OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND

[@MynicknameisViolet]

xD exactly

[@manoftruth0935]

Yeah.

[@hellogoodbye6731]

+David “Dragonwolf” Cappadoccia YYYYEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

[@manoftruth0935]

+Hello Goodbye YYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[@zoetheepic1125]

No.

[@JakeSkateboard]

For al this time it has been true. How could we be so blind? The government is, indeed, Bees.

[@mrthinkerable]

Bees?

[@ItamarArev]

BEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS

[@seatofblack6032]

Bees

[@xtrashocking]

bEEs

[@zigzoinks5493]

They like jazz.

[@erikschwab6405]

"You've been in there like five times. What're you gonna do, annoy him into talking?"

[@wakasagihime2168]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[@byotec]

hehehehehe brooklyn 99 very haha

[@Teriyaki_Zombie]

Yeeeaaaaahh

[@elizabethemm6361]

*Insert bad guitar noises and screaming*

[@cartonraff8039]

I will always love these transitions from chaos to a chill credit sequence.

[@min3mast3r41]

0:59 that one seems so serious I feel like this could be genuine or maybe this is TO serious... I love it!

[@jan-pi-ala-suli]

too*

[@wimpwampwomp]

"Enough forensic evidence to clone you and throw you both in jail for a very, very long time" This line is brilliant.

[@rusure123]

Meanwhile in a parallel universe where cops have no idea what their doing.

[@TacComControl]

Mmmmmeanwhile in a parallel universe populated by hyperintelligent jellybean people!!!

[@WhiteScorpio2]

You mean our universe?

[@thecooldude3255]

@@WhiteScorpio2 hey cops in our world know what they’re doing, they are all focused on killing all minorities, they actually have very good coordination

[@reichr]

Meanwhile in a parallel universe where Cops are jelly beans

[@reichr]

Meanwhile in a parallel universe where the government is bees

[@xancarter1927]

Alright, that "I'M SHREEK" out of nowhere really got me. That feels ad-libbed, it's so out of nowhere no sane person could put that in a script.

[@matthennessy7964]

Johnny, your mother and I are very disappointed in you. That's Dad cop- WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES? You've been naughty.

[@thepufferfish8116]

"And you left behind enough forensic evidence to clone you and put you both in jail." When we get that technology, the government will actually be bees.

[@ItsArknotArc]

*ALSO I AM A JELLY BEAN HAVE YOU SEEN MY PENGUINS? THR GOVERNMENT IS BEES I LOVE YOU*

[@antoninosalvosa157]

*i love you*

[@personyoudontknow3342]

How did I do?

[@anonbanana1141]

It's oh Wats up I am a

[@Green_Wolf2016]

9 years old and it’s still HILARIOUS

[@jenee9530]

“Where are my clothes?!” *in the hole.*

[@stoopidbukts6666]

0:47

[@danielmclatchie2053]

*BWOOOOOOOOOONG*

[@Apersonl0l]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@AlexW69420]

Wowh how deep is this hole

[@Apersonl0l]

Alex W ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@DoodleNoodle-YT]

**scottish accent** IM SHREK

[@jazminebrown6543]

FINALLY SOMEONE NOTICED!!! TANK YOU!!

[@wisho-st8rp]

Finally a comment full of potential

[@jamesmd9925]

I though he said "I'm shakes"

[@null0-q6j]

“WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES!?” “In the hole” 🕳

[@vegetableman8871]

The orb stole her clothes 🧥⚪️

[@tock2072]

*cough * Ahem *memes*

[@richardbuechel5567]

DUUUUUUUN

[@crazyroundman7049]

Ok srsly what is this hole everyone keeps talking about? Is it a reference to something? I have to know.

[@braindamage9433]

@@crazyroundman7049 m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/mHKsk6mipMeKeq8

[@ArtemisTheForestFox]

Tom: I am a jellllyybean! Tom later:Have you seen my jellybeans

[@rollingwaves1290]

Elliot looks heartbreakingly handsome in this

[@georgiagriffles]

Why is nobody else talking about this

[@thebritishdiamonds1202]

Rolling Waves 🌊

[@thebritishdiamonds1202]

Georgia Griffiths p

[@thebritishdiamonds1202]

Georgia Griffiths ok

[@raventrunite6459]

i kNOW

[@fancystreams3434]

(Scottish accent with Scottish music) I'M SHREK!

[@philipauken5391]

1:18 I just realized that 'An illegal gambling ring' is a reference to 'I don't know'. Lmao

[@foximacentauri7891]

What

[@NovaAndrewM]

@@jacobmorris8034 you dont even know how!

[@prince-of-water]

You JUST realized that?

[@prince-of-water]

@@jacobmorris8034 ??????

[@wagwanpussio]

Foxima Centauri From the video “I don’t know.”

[@GnomePharaoh]

1:37 “Also I’m a jellybean 😊, HAVE YOU SEEN MY PENGUINS 🐧, the government is bees 😃”

[@JackHoward]

Absolutely excellent

[@seba6078]

Ey Johnny, crime is totally cool! Let's bounce out of this joint and grab a wicked soda!

[@burger-esports]

♔EmperorBastius/Sebastian6078♔ That's rad cop.

[@seba6078]

Luna The Fairy BUMMER!

[@techcraft228]

Pogs!

[@aidankays9002]

POGS!

[@CupcakeMagee]

I GOT SKATEBOARD BUMMER

[@griffingirl5805]

I physically cannot explain to ,my family why this one sole video brings me an immeasurable amount of happines

[@KaijuBoi]

How did I only just realize that when Tom was asked to be bad cop he thought that meant bad at his job!?

[@BaconGamign]

ALSO

[@blewcraft.]

-ThE GoVErnMent Is BeES -really bad cop great -I LoVE YOu

[@casketbutter]

mad cop

[@tray8458]

It’s actually mad cop

[@Alexandr0Gaming]

Have you seen my penguins?

[@notcerulean2115]

blewcraft mad cop turn on subs

[@realdeadlyyarns7302]

Toa Avon Productions THE GOVERNMENT IS BEES