The CRAZIEST Confessions

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[@mattenthusiast]

“i’m working on about 2 and a half hours of sleep right now.” so real of you kris

[@solene2014]

Maman je comprends pas ce que tu dis dommage 😊😊

[@jessymak8023]

O my gooooodiemass yess❤, finally something in common with me lol, I mean about the comment above

[@solene2014]

​@jessymak8023 pourquoi toi aussi tu es une enfant jessy 😊

[@solene2014]

​​​​@@jessymak8023 toi aussi tu es une petite fille jessy génial alors je ne suis pas la seule enfant ici 😊

[@christina7557]

Girl, same, and it's been about a week of the same, living on caffeine and nicotine and not much else

[@mioooooooooooo1]

YIPPIE YOU POSED

[@mioooooooooooo1]

POSTED***

[@user-in8nr8sq2z]

Yippie

[@sturniolo.obsessed_]

@@mioooooooooooo1THE CHESTER PFP😝🎀

[@solene2014]

Bonsoir Tatie kris 😊😊

[@Starz_Builds]

​@@mioooooooooooo1 I just realised people don't edit the comments so they don't get rid of the heart

[@Muddy.pawzzz]

I know this will get lost in the comment section but i like to cover myself in dirt and lie in the garden and pretend to be a carrot

[@beverlyquigley6608]

Fresh dirt smells so good.

[@Muddy.pawzzz]

@@beverlyquigley6608 IKR :3

[@sophiabeyer7343]

Me too 😅😅

[@Lily-paws]

That seems actually kind of fun

[@Muddy.pawzzz]

@@Lily-paws very :3

[@moonchild4492]

Kris: idk how lively I'll be also Kris: immediately does voice impressions while reading

[@ItsJustDarling]

Fun fact, most serial killers (especially young/new ones) like to start small like with frogs, and then move on to cats because they’re not as trusting as dogs and give more of a fight. It’s honestly chilling that a 6yr old is like that 😭

[@gay_girli171]

Yeah and that child is six!

[@teliaaustin4938]

😢yeah that’s creepy

[@misfit_raven4367]

Do you watch rotten mangoes by chance? Because one of her recent videos… :c yep, apparently it’s also POSSIBLY because cats give a scream similar to human screams

[@_Aui-kz7oj]

cats?? They're probably emotionally damaged or something. Who would want to kill😭

[@Porter_Howard333]

Define fun…💀

[@shea5638]

I checked the uber policy because you got me curious lol. Apparently, they will take you to the hospital for things like broken bones, but not emergencies like heart attacks or strokes etc. Makes sense

[@maryjane4432]

Or if you are in labor!

[@Kristi-tu9fg]

They also arent recommended/allowed by hospitals as your “ride home” after procedures as you are more likely to be taken advantage of in those situations.

[@TheBayFoto]

@@Kristi-tu9fgYeah, hospitals are very strict about that. Obviously it’s the liability. You have to be taken home by someone you know or arrange medical transport.

[@pineapplepapercrafts]

It's like a taxi. I'd assume a taxi would take you for non emergency reasons lol

[@guerney2000]

Yeah, they wouldn't like you *dying* in their car, and they probably wouldn't like you bleeding all over it, but other than that, it shouldn't be much of an issue

[@nadi.haleyy]

"The whole 2-3 miles? Shame." 😂😂😂

[@supersillysally]

“Don’t go on the internet if you’re under 18 unless your watching me” love that kris 😂

[@christopherlh4379]

*you're

[@noneofyourbeezwax925]

@@christopherlh4379 🤓

[@DionneCullen]

​@@christopherlh4379 relax

[@PandanaJim]

A 6-year-old killing their own cat and stabbing someone with a pencil sounds like the plot of a horror movie. kids are scary

[@hellomark1]

Pretty sure this is the kid in the Rob Zombie remake of Halloween

[@Runners-art]

@T-R-O-L-L-E-D WHAT 💀✋

[@kathleendavidson3316]

That's not kids. He sounds like a bona fide sociopath. Murdering animals is a huge red flag.

[@squid584]

​@T-R-O-L-L-E-Dlmao ur wild😂

[@austinblackwell9600]

@@hellomark1 I was gonna say the same thing 😂

[@elrevesyelderecho]

16:20 killing - torture animal is the first sign of psychopath behaviour.

[@spacekittyx9181]

It’s apart of the McDonald’s triad, scary

[@katieford5211]

@@spacekittyx9181can you elaborate on this? 👀

[@dannyhigdon666]

The amount of red flags............being ignored.......... 😮

[@Crazychickenlady448]

Not necessarily the first sign... But a pretty common one, definitely.

[@nikkita1688]

​@katieford5211 killing animals, lighting fires and bedwetting. All 3 together are an indicator, not just one.

[@CheekyDingo13]

“ ‘I (25F)’ Tho I sound 80” that had me dying 😭

[@EffteeAnimates]

8 seconds in, and Pete has already been assaulted.

[@Thedeathofangel]

Poor him. At least there's Peter JR😂

[@Gravedigger933]

His vengeance will be legendary.

[@Berries220]

COOOOOMMME GETT YOUR DDDIIIINNNNNNNNERRRRRR ( 0:13 )

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

"Aw heheheeeee!"

[@docxen]

speaking of peter jr...um did Kris and Pete um....to ...um...make...um peter jr? @@Thedeathofangel

[@vines-strangle-you]

I will forever have Pete saying hello engraved in my brain

[@MaryAliceHumphries-fk4vo]

Same

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

But Peter "Living in our head rent-free" 😭

[@solene2014]

Maman j'ai un bobo ça me fais très mal j'ai beaucoup pleurée si tu été après de moi tu m'aurais soignée j'aurai tellement voulu être ta fille maman

[@user-ls3yq9yu1r]

ok your hurt @@solene2014

[@dnoodspodu1159]

12:14

[@clairevoigt7175]

The stutter and then getting so mad at ur self is the realest thing ever

[@ParisSerratelli]

It killed me when she started to do a British accent I'm dying over here lol. Dude Kris makes me laugh so hard.

[@K1tchi]

"GoOd MoRnInG sTaR sHiNe ThE eArTh SaYs hElLO" she's in her nature gurly phase 😂😂🤣🤣 (edit) OMG 400 LIKES!? 500!?

[@t.ellevision]

With a twist of a Johnny Depp phase 😉

[@K1tchi]

Yas@@t.ellevision

[@frankiegrenier7301]

Or her Hair phase.

[@solene2014]

Tatie kris je pense que tu mets en ligne tes vidéos drôles le mercredi uniquement 😊😊

[@K1tchi]

yasss@@frankiegrenier7301

[@danablonde7]

“How far did you cross? Did you cross like across the border or did you stop at the border & you waived & then you went back?”😂Your Coolidge impression with that storyline!💀😂

[@EmmaJean-jw2ip]

😂😂😂

[@jenn2000]

😂😂this was gold

[@jessicaholscher4097]

6:42 i think they posted their fanfic on the wrong website

[@milostinkybreath5182]

😂🤣😅

[@ayelemensah8816]

I thought it was definitely supposed to be a misdirect. Like that the end OP would say “we got drunk and puked on the living room carpet!” And it wouldn’t actually be anything sexual like we were clearly lead to believe. But then it just cut off?!

[@user-ox6rp9nd4u]

I just love Kris and her accents it's just so funny. And surviving on 2.5 hours of sleep is just being in school again

[@1tsroyalty]

Haha ikr the accents are the best 😂

[@stevenfavell2330]

I'm laughing, her Keanu Reeves sounds like Ash from Pokemon!

[@frenchthefennecfoxmlp]

15:48 that is definitely serial killer behaviour, I remember from the true crime made about a serial killer who grew up killing cats and stuff

[@jasywhore408]

Yeah, that's how Jeffery Dahmer was as a kid 💀

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

Sincerely I have to admit I was a kid like that growing up but decided to force change myself to know it was totally wrong. I mean, you can change at your own free-will, while some others permanently can't 😭

[@dwinajones3276]

@@infamouswickedjokestarno, they can, they choose not to. Nearly everything is a choice, including who we are

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

@@dwinajones3276 Apparently you're correct, you can change. But it will be a long journey to overcome with recurring obstacles

[@PaigeAdams-pc2cb]

​@infamouswickedjokestar it will be a long journey for you to cure your love of Killin cats😂(it's a joke I'm bad at making jokes)

[@veritas_ratio10]

"i've always been maturer than other people" i can tell 😭

[@jenjoestar.]

That’s what I said too🤣🤣

[@Scarlett.Granger]

Oh come on, its every 14 y/o on wattpad writing self-inserts trying to feel cool and mature haha

[@veritas_ratio10]

@@Scarlett.Granger 😭💀

[@Scarlett.Granger]

@@veritas_ratio10 it's fine, so many people go through that phase it's not that bad xD

[@veritas_ratio10]

@@Scarlett.Granger watching people go through the phase is still kinda fun tho xd

[@ParisSerratelli]

The speechlessness when she said the truth about the secret about me and my step brother LOL her face and her accent.

[@_funky_gunky_gal_]

Love how kris’ british accent is so posh and only literately only the royal family sounds like it 😂

[@twiggystardust9573]

Red hair suits Kris so much, I forgot she was ever blonde until I saw a thumbnail for an old video in my suggestions. And I was like, "oh yeah... she was blonde forever, before this."

[@heyheyitrachelgray]

It’s SO perfect 😍😍😍

[@BreeS-zd5rx]

I'm curious how long she'll stick with it. I colored my hair red over a year ago now and I keep telling myself that any day I'll dye it closer to my natural color and let it grow out. Then I touch it back up with more red because I love it so much. 😂 I feel it suits her so well, so I almost hope she has the same issue I am, lmao.

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

I know right, you can't unsee what you've already seen 😲

[@twiggystardust9573]

@@BreeS-zd5rx I was a red head when I was a kid, then it turned blonde and I've been chasing red ever since. Problem is, red dye, even when professionally done, just slides right off my hair after two or three washes. No idea why, but I've probably seen a total of a few thousand dollars of red dye go down my drain over the passed few years.

[@anqelxx]

I want to see her with brunette roots ombré into light brown

[@LMacNeill]

Back in the day (17-18 years ago now) I drove a taxi, and we had plenty of calls to take sick people to the hospital. Unless they were going to projectile vomit all over my back seat, I had zero problems driving someone to the hospital. I can't imagine an Uber driver would be any different.

[@mohamadproskill]

Thanks for your comment 😂

[@milostinkybreath5182]

Taxis should always take you to the hospital if you need!

[@user-pe1mz2lq5j]

I'm supposed to be doing homework and trying in vain to conceal my laughter as Kris narrates everything. 🤣🤣

[@lilamoore4904]

"You should drink when you drive, holy shit I might need a drink" had me rolling

[@hm0112]

Pete: Hello 👹 Kris: *bombastic side eye*

[@godofchaos9571]

I laughed so hard at that

[@danikabrison]

The step brother story killed me. Mainly for the voice and the dirty jokes. You are truly hilarious 😂❤

[@Shadow_thecatt]

I’m rlly confused what actually happened? What did they do?

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

Hands down, auntie Kris really does know how to make it way interesting & exciting to talk about topics like that

[@JoCamp696]

​@@Shadow_thecattthey did a horizontal jig. I disagree with it being in**st because they're not blood related, but depending on how young they were when their respective parent married the other it's still gross.

[@dhruvdanika]

My name is also danika

[@Lord_Daeman]

@@JoCamp696 Did they though? I mean it was implied, but there was literally no details. It could just as easily have been about a kiss, or stealing money from their parents to go for a joyride.

[@Rotted_brain_]

Oml the Willy wonky start of “good morning star shine the earth says hello”🫶😂

[@kittengamer522]

0:01 omg the Willy wonka reference is warming my heart 😭

[@traceydecker8416]

😂😂😂The Jennifer Coolidge impression😂😂,"did you like cross the border or go to the border and stop wave and go back",😂😂,😂And then,"like how many years it took to get that writing degree because this **** is great"😂😂😂 Queen Elizabeth impression😂😂

[@suekate5813]

I think she ran thru the border

[@miauek01]

I like "the voices" approach, it adds an extra angle to each story.

[@ashleyfisher-bg9eb]

I’m a 13 year old and I don’t have any social media except KZbin. I watch you and Sam and Colby and that’s like it but I get how the internet can be a dangerous place if you aren’t watching the right people or talking to the right people. Thanks Kris for everything love you ❤️❤️❤️

[@RachelKDS]

"Unless you're watching me" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that edit lmfaoooooo

[@Jellybean_93]

The queen of England accent had me ROLLING 😂

[@mamabearmckenzie5241]

My oldest is unique and draws creepy drawings and likes scary stuff but she also stops to save a worm from drowning in the rain. She also burys her plants that die. I feel so grateful for her now. Shes 11.

[@emily_is_apples9337]

I was like that when I was little. Got in trouble for drawing a really disturbing thing in school when I was 9 😂 I also love animals and would never hurt a fly. I think I turned out alright🤷‍♀️ lol

[@MoonlitBookworm73]

@@emily_is_apples9337ayyy, I got in trouble for a drawing too!

[@gay_girli171]

This is like me when I was younger my sisters would joke about me becoming a serial killer because I'm rly dark and stuff (don't worry I didn't lol)

[@rachelg9873]

​@@gay_girli171that's just what a serial killer would say. 🤔🤨

[@RebzyfanYT]

​@@rachelg9873exactly

[@EthansGreatestLife]

The random pause from reading and then screaming was crazy 🤣🤣

[@karakuntzman864]

0:55- THE FART NOISE FREAKING ✨ S E N T ✨ MEEEEEEE 😂😂😂😂

[@thesexypotato-mj2lg]

"goodmorning star shine the earth says hellooo 🐶⭐✌" you saying that made my brain smile 😭😭

[@allyburnett3315]

3:15 ambulance in America is way too expensive. For a hurt ankle???? No thank you. That's such a waste of money

[@Fitzvie]

“Good morning starshine! The earth says hello!” “Hello 👹” HA OMG THAT WAS AMAZING

[@poseidons_child.]

“Who wrote this f*cking Shakespeare!?” Me who’s currently working on a comic of a song that Shakespeare sings in Something rotten: Crap

[@jamesiliffe5124]

8:32 Just wanted to point out that‘technically’ nothing was actually confessed here! 🧐 I thought it was gonna turn into a bit at the end like, “We drank all our mom’s Malibu” or something! 😂

[@sandrabaulch]

I was waiting for a punchline on the step-siblings thing. Like, this whole tirade of regret, and then finishing with... "That's right: we ate Mum's bday cake between us and blamed the dog. Sorry."

[@hollyolsen6246]

Right I was thinking the same thing 😂 I guess bc of the way it was written? Definitely thought that there was going to be a punchline there.

[@kieran7675]

Literally, like one of those "I'm so awful, I cheated on my wife, I don't know how she'll forgive me when we play Monopoly again" type things lmao

[@markuhler2664]

Glad I wasn't the only one.

[@alyssacant6455]

'youre definantly not a PDF' had me almost rolling on the floor omfg

[@P1p3r_i_Guess]

3:42 *fumbles words* Kris: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAĦĦĦHAHAHAAHHÆÄÆHHHĦ *seconds pass* Kris: let’s continue ☺️❤🕊️

[@Fortunestold-wg7wh]

Pete saying 'hello' Med knowing what's coming :))))

[@Fortunestold-wg7wh]

Liked my own comment :1

[@tonyjardina9019]

The British voice for the first story was perfect

[@Arthur-da-dog]

Yesh! except we call it A&E, otherwise, spot on!

[@PartyHorse42699]

16:00 OK, that kid needs a therapist NOW. That is NOT normal behavior, at all. I mean, I could see dropping a big rock on a frog, because frogs are gross, but also small, like a big bug, & less sentient, but that's it. Stabbing another kid, hurting a cat, all of that on top of the other stuff, that's incredibly disturbing. - - There's a clear & severe lack of empathy & compassion within that child, & at 6 y/o no less. That's extremely worrisome.

[@emilyzee7483]

When I was six I choked a kid because they bullied me none stop. It got ot the point where I tried to tell the adults but nothing changed. So I snapped. The kid was fine and I felt awful about it afterwards! And the kid never messed with me again. Yet I was the only one to get in trouble even though they bullied me relentlessly.

[@bad.bunny57]

m not even joking i started tearing up at the frog but started CRYING for the cat😭😭

[@PartyHorse42699]

@@bad.bunny57 Frogs, are barely sentient. I understand they can be cute to some, but they are creatures that can't see anything unless it's moving, are cold blooded & can be boiled alive, & can't be used for anything besides drugs or poisons depending on the situations. - Cats are incredibly intelligent & emotional creatures. Far more deserving of empathy & compassion. Case & point: Family Guy. - They were able to do a dead frog joke that lasted several minutes, but when Peter killed Quagmire's cat, they couldn't even show it on screen.

[@LuckyRosado13]

The frogs are one thing. The cat? I kinda wonder why the kid wasn’t being watched around something like a kitten/cat. That sounds, partially, like poor supervision by the caregiver.

[@PartyHorse42699]

@@LuckyRosado13 That's the thing about most mothers of children of serial killers, they often don't see any issues, & therefore don't supervise as well.

[@She.Follows.The.Sun.]

"what did you just say to me??" 😂😂😂

[@baileycat7225]

I feel you on the kids being scarier than old people. And we watch this channel because you are the 🐐. ❤

[@stokhosursus]

6:57 No, I call BS on this story. It’s more likely this is a draft for an Amazon self-printed book. LOL.

[@RuthAndrade-wg1fg]

I support your bs call, sir or ma’am ❤

[@evelynranger7405]

Kris: "I'd come home with black eyes and he threw rocks at me." Me: "Full name? Location? Weapon of choice? Slow? Painful?" NO ONE FUCKS WITH THE QUEEN.

[@Chris-rh9ej]

The Jennifer Coolidge impression 😂😂

[@dannim6020]

I DIED at the Jennifer Coolidge impression HAHAHA

[@Pkman0099]

“Ohh yeah I forgot about an ambulance” ambulances are expensive “ ohh they are American” I felt that one😂

[@So_sharking_random]

I am uncontrollably Lee laughing about the first little part when she’s a hippie😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tgirlgaming3078]

Kris: Don't use the internet under 18 unless you're watching me. Also Kris: Continues to swear

[@buttersmoother907]

the intros get more unhinged every day and I'm eating that shit up✨✨💃💃

[@Starsongzz]

17:26 okay I might’ve gone to school with a kid who’s a killer and I’m just now realizing it, he also stabbed a kid with a pencil because his hand was too close to his desk, that was 4th grade. I stood too close to him in line in the 3rd grade and he hauled his foot back and kicked me in my ACL as hard as he could. That was the first time I wanted to fight someone. He also beat a teacher with his fists in like 7th or 8th grade and we all stared in horror but none of us knew how to react since we were like 13-14. The way he stared at us always vaguely reminded me of a malevolent, disgusted scientist. He freaked out the kid with autism (me) that’s how you know he had something going on…

[@Phillip-jm6md]

"Mommy Kris" that made me choked on my juice 😂

[@livie_loves_strawberriess]

the start with the song thing after she hit Pete sounding like it said “comeeee gettttt your dinnerrrrrrrrrrrr”😭

[@idk.k0]

The intro deserves a true Oscar and I really appreciate how she’s tired but still filming 😭❤ I love you kris

[@IcyIris_]

fr ❤🥰

[@rionka]

YOUR JENNIFER COOLIDGE ACCENT IS AMAZING AND IM CRYING HERE 😂

[@jenjoestar.]

She has her mannerisms down too🤣🤣

[@shaycook1409]

"which is understandable since ambulances are expensive" "oh their American that's embarrassing"

[@ChickenBiscuit123]

"SzUaL InTrCrSe" that was hilarious! 😂😂😂

[@michaelmcanally8468]

There’s a difference between kids messing around and stabbing someone with a pencil because they wouldn’t give him a toy he wanted. This is sociopathic behavior, and if his parents don’t start talking to him about his behavior it’s just going to escalate.

[@laus9953]

it's the parents who need "talking to" - after their sprout has been taken away for good from them

[@apo....4735]

Can we all just appreciate how great her eyes match with the hoodie color?!? Kris once again you leave us stunned with your awesome looks, the thought and effort you put in these videos and of course the comedy!! Also the accents - SLAYYY🔥 Keep doing whatever you like and we will be here to support you❤

[@IcyIris_]

fr fr, SLAYYYYY🔥❤

[@potato55593]

Me waiting for the KRIS READS SCREENS to come up 😂

[@Fnafgirl16]

I think Pete lost his brain after that 😂😂

[@Akari_Shen825]

6:26 is giving "i could use a hotdog right now"

[@wolfofnightmare2629]

REAAAL BAAAD

[@Akari_Shen825]

@@wolfofnightmare2629 ongggg

[@JackDespero]

When I was 13 I created my guild on Ragnarok Online and I managed to gather quite a group of people over the following couple of years. Most of them knew my age, but I was also very active in the forums of the server and most people there thought that I was 18 at least. Looking back, it is quite funny to think about a 15 y.o. organizing a group of people anywhere from 13 (my brother) to 35 (our oldest member at the time). I still look at those days with nostalgia and I think they were amazing. I wouldn't change them even if I could.

[@marysbigpimp]

Im 50 and played a game where a 15yo created one and it grew fast. The oldest was in his 60s. It’s cool that you gathered such an awesome crowd! I hope you can keep doing that with other games.

[@JackDespero]

@Anti_Social_Butterfly863 In my case, I feel the opposite. I think that 20 strangers on the Internet new a lot about me and I never felt unsafe, nor was I ever taken advantage of. I am not sayhing that children should do it, I am just saying that I was quite lucky and I do not regret it. Heck, I even crossed my country on a bus travelling alone to meet them in person on an anime convention.

[@cheekytiki1695]

3:50 I love how kris go’s to hell but she also turned into Riley’s nickname if you know you know

[@Alyese_L]

I like how Kris says she’s not gonna say something but already has said it 😂

[@CrewAnne87]

Lol love How Peete got sacrificed to the sand worms of Dune 😂

[@roxanelvgsch]

Perfect, yeah!!!

[@Tacos64]

8:23 It is NOT illegal if it's your step sibling, because technically you're not actually related. The could legally get married. (In the US, Idk about other countries)

[@Knusablue08]

I feel like the whole step sibling thing is such a grey area. You're not related by blood so it's not illegal or incest technically but it has the sibling term in it which throws everything off.

[@cooliostarstache5474]

Family is not just a blood relationship. I would feel very uncomfortable doing anything sexual with someone I grew up with. They're practically like my family. People need to stop reducing everything to biology or the law. Incest with adopted family or in laws or step family members is morally wrong. End of story, goodbye

[@Tacos64]

@@cooliostarstache5474 It is wrong, and gross, I didn't say it wasn't. I just said that for some f'd up reason it's legal.

[@Knusablue08]

@@cooliostarstache5474 it is gross and wrong if you grew up with them yes. If your both older adults and your parents just decided to get married and you don't even live together then it's a different story. Still a weird but not the same as growing up together or adopting someone. That's messed up

[@PossiblyAVampyre]

I think it definitely depends on whether or not you grew up with that person and if you see each other as siblings. In that case it would be weird. But sometimes parents remarry when their children are adults, and in that case, you don't even know each other, and it could be excused.

[@Kf13D]

"CONFESSION!!!" 😂

[@christina8876]

😂😂 loving the such settle "mmmm"*fart* 😂😂😂

[@4rt3m1sskies]

Not a doctor or anything but I’m an AP psychology student- it sounds like signs of the kid possibly having antisocial personality disorder. It’s something typically common within males (not always!) and shows at a younger age in life, and a lot of younger individuals who do it do have a tendency to harm animals and not feel remorse for what they do (and the same applies to what they do to actual humans) so kinda hope that kid gets tested to see if he might possibly have something like that based on what the DSM-5 states as symptoms.

[@estiebestie]

@T-R-O-L-L-E-D shut up

[@Saimeren]

Look, the thing about RING cameras is that they're there for protection. Nobody is sitting there in the evening combing through their doorbell footage for no reason just to be a creep. They're only looked at when something happens. If there's a camera facing your door, you're also essentially protected, as long as the neighbor who's camera it is is cool and would be willing to let you check the footage if something happened to your place. It's not creepy to have a neighbor have a camera on their front door.

[@paulelderson934]

I feel like it's pretty fair to request the camera not facing directly to the front of their apartment. The side mount really fixes that issue without anyone having to compromise though. No reason for the neighbor to act this way honestly.

[@patrickhennessee3987]

The Jennifer Coolidge sent me 😂

[@sa1ts777]

the stuttering at the start is so real😭-

[@zannadunstrand6289]

14:47 THE ”WOOP-WOOP”-SIREN-IMITATION DIRECTLY AFTER BEING SO SERIOUS IS KILLING ME DUDE 😂😂😂💀 I’ve been watching it soooo many times no dying lauging. That’s amazing 😂😂😂

[@tychobrandsma2929]

The random scream is literally me everyday... but silently😂

[@Paigetheghostygirl]

Not me saying "starshine the earth says hello" with you😂

[@ArrcW_on_pAwz]

0:13 amazing scene, like, I couldn’t even tell that was edited, amazing 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@Saimeren]

3:20 Uber put out a statement recently saying that they're putting a stop to that. They said that they're not an ambulance service and it isn't going to happen going forward.

[@Itzcaitlynn]

0:14 I can’t stop unhearing “COOOOOOME GET YOUR DIIIINERRRRRRR”

[@brianhawkins8397]

8:01 I would’ve straight died if this “confession” ended with “It’s time to face it HEAD ON: APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON: APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON: APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.”

[@ziggymurray1814]

I love you

[@IyaniO]

The person who makes me believe in love again through her love journey posted thank you you got me to the place I am in life right now (6 months clean from sh going strong)

[@XpupinkaX]

Even tho you are a random stranger, I am so proud of you❤

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

Yay! You're right on track, keep it up just like that ❤️💪

[@parthasarathyvenkatadri]

OMG kris's step sis voice was just spot on 😂😂

[@Marsdrawsss]

I love the Kris Chad face full time😂 Oomps is totally rubbing off on you lmao

[@whenimmanicimgodly4228]

4:13 not even just aliens but if there's another drunk driver chasing you with a car you best believe I'm playing drunk bumper cars at 85mph

[@AllieSlayz14]

Same bruh

[@CrewAnne87]

Lol love How Pete got sacrificed to the sand worms of Dune 😂

[@DionneCullen]

Your Jennifer Coolidge voice is perfect!!!! 😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@christopherlh4379]

The way she says "Auntie Kris" sounds a little too much like Antichrist... 😂

[@IRISILUROMI]

YH Aunty Chris tell her. Those impressions got me hard🤣😂🤣😂

[@prachijain1887]

sir- wha- OHHHHH you mean you laughed

[@IRISILUROMI]

@@prachijain1887 ur mind is fucked up

[@FreeLoveForAll]

I just got back from rehab and I cannot tell you HOW much I missed you, Kris. Thank you for doing what you do ❤Lots of love

[@parthasarathyvenkatadri]

😂😂😂 there is a six year old john wick running around with a pencil 😂