The Crazy Dancing Beard Man! - Tom Morello Guitar Battle

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OMG!!!!!!! DUD

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YESS! MY FAVORITE ONE!

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And ttfaf?

[@luisjosuegonzalezjarquin2637]

The devil went down to Georgia

[@nicolasriveros943]

I'm suprised this haven't reach the million already. This is peak shitpost

[@lich.possum]

This is definitely a video KZbin will recommend in 6 years

[@troctilo]

I'll be here

[@eumiv]

Me 2

[@Pepperpotater]

True

[@AlexKadin]

I'll be here as well, 2025 here we come

[@Bappster420]

youtube alredy recommended me this

[@mac081793]

This has incredible 2007 energy.

[@troubleinbound]

Right? It's amazing

[@almaz169]

I actually think this was a 2007 video

[@lucasfernandez2446]

I thought this was old AF when I saw it on Facebook

[@Lechugas]

No u idiots, in the description says that this video is from 2019, check

[@almaz169]

NeelusYT r/woooosh

[@Ale2367]

0:31 any Ubisoft/Bethesda games

[@designergoose1938]

More Bethesda

[@luisandresmedina1902]

More like Bugisoft

[@darthbolloful]

@@designergoose1938 lol when you first start Skyrim and the fucking cart your on is flying everywhere

[@coffee5638]

Just Dance? Lol

[@stupendous7848]

Imagine being an interpretive dancer, you’ve trained your whole life, and then these 2 dudes just ended your hobby.

[@gonzacollao]

underrated 😂😂😂

[@drspaghet]

*hits my elbow on a table* My nervous system: 0:31

[@bluekunt]

Lmfao

[@malleus.aezakmi6061]

LMAOBORGHINI

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OH MY GOD!! :)

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So, you a jojo fan?

[@Kursae_]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@captainbensooftheoil4391]

0:31 when your game lags and every action you attempted in the last 20 minutes happens at once

[@clareclarke9363]

this is the most factual comment on this video

[@Ribula1]

When your pc has low memory and you arte trying to write on notepad.

[@hectornorabuena5329]

the other players in the server: 0:36

[@AugustoEL]

Oh god I know that happens because that has happened to me more than I dare to count.

[@JDEANN]

0:31 - 0:36 actually

[@SalmonParadise]

Ah yes. *they're groovin*

[@funnemanboy]

Oh woo oh yea yea woo woo yea yea oh yea oh woo woo woo yea yea oh yea yea

[@ashes.x2134]

@@funnemanboy I instantly imagined that in my head

[@Frif]

This is a video on the internet

[@GDOmegaT]

and it's beautiful

[@Tcrror]

Luke Harper sure has fallen a long way. Or, has he ascended?

[@wyattprescott4953]

Indeed

[@Reckless_Metal]

Yeet

[@obsidia_x6611]

FrostedGH indeed it is

[@rhyethepie2741]

0:01 the Alien asking for help on area 51 0:06 me trying to calm him down and trying to figure out how to free him from his cell 0:11 Alien trying to break free 0:16 me figuring out how to free him 0:21 Alien saying "thank you" on his native language 0:26 me trying to say "no problem" on his native language 0:31 Alien realizing I just offended him 0:36 me trying to say "sorry" 0:42 alien angry at me and wanting to fight me 0:47 me trying to calm him down again 0:52 he wanting to fight me with his Martian art 0:57 me trying to do some martial art even don't knowing shit about it 1:02 Alien also don't knowing shit about Martian art 1:07 me going back because I don't know what is he about to do, because we don't have Martian art on Earth 1:12 alien trying to scary me 1:17 me trying to scary the alien but ended up ringing the alarm 1:22 alien having a seizure after hearing the alarm 1:27 me thinking what the hell I just did to him 1:32 alien still having a seizure 1:37 me trying to help him but don't knowing shit about medicine 1:43 Alien running to turn off the alarm 1:47 me trying to find the exit because some guards trapped us there 1:51 alien praying to his god because he knows we are going to die 1:57 me seeing we are surrounded by the guards 2:02 the guards starts shooting at us but ended up hitting Alien's friend 2:10 angry alien noises 2:14 me helping the Alien fight the guards 2:44 me and the alien finally being friends 2:50 me and alien angry because the guards killed his friend 2:53 me and alien dancing on the guards corpses after a massacre 3:09 me and my alien friend going to drink some alcohol 3:17 next day hangover

[@im_sincerely_sorry8812]

bruh this is hilarious 😹

[@stegosandrosos1291]

You're the one who has the knowledge of lore. Thanks to you, we know the great deeds of these two creatures.

[@pedror4211]

Now THIS is an underrated comment. I feel so proud of myself for being the third reply. Hope you get at least 1k likes.

[@quartzexclusive4792]

one word; amazing

[@victorm.806]

XD

[@OfficialMaxBox]

The editing in this is subtly brilliant.

[@rocklobster420]

Hi max

[@awllypollyas8292]

subtly?

[@Prisoner]

@@awllypollyas8292 he is just fishing for subs, gotta use nice but meaningless words

[@Bassium08]

@@Prisoner Profound.

[@ChrisCavana]

That..... Was amazing.... Can't wait to make another one with ya man.

[@DJ7777BPM]

Well Slash guitar battle won't dance to itself

[@petertaylor9432]

Buckethead - Jordan

[@ssbbsonic1]

i feel like a video of you guys doing Bangarang would be interesting

[@nickdude624]

TTFAF aka Through the Fire and Flames

[@De1taTarkov]

Please do i need more nightmares

[@MrDynamiteRocks]

I love this because it feels like a KZbin video made in 2008

[@MinecrafterK3N]

Too damn true

[@pedro-gc7yl]

Yeah

[@MultiTrackDrifto]

This is how mr crocker be when he says fairy god parents

[@designergoose1938]

OG Xbox 360

[@nick3718]

Designer Goose1 facts

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Wordddddr bruh

[@Gearbox20k920]

0:31 FAIRY GODPARENTS

[@leonardopassos2639]

@@designergoose1938 truth

[@JohnniDaFreakk]

1:12 when the exorcism goes wrong

[@galaxypat247]

Wait isn't that supposed to happen?

[@_MrMoney]

2:10 9 year old me trying to start before everyone else at hunger games while the server keeps putting me back in the start spot

[@alamcho]

0:21 the alien I rescued from area 51 saying "thank you"

[@antonioangelo3358]

XDDDDDDD

[@pinkmoont4788]

Egyptian hieroglyphics be like

[@ignasiromano]

underrated comment

[@satoshialvez4452]

you need more likes i almost die laughing

[@Shinmarce]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@anistrashcan8536]

This perfectly describes how the song sounds

[@_MrMoney]

What the author meant: 0:01 What the english teacher interpreted: 0:31

[@regigigas502]

*Generic underrated comment*

[@rawcatmeat]

this is true I can't lie

[@pescadita19]

I hate the English teachers ): I live in Mexico and by force we have English teachers in every single school ): We are prepare to destroy the wall ma boy

[@ploopybear]

Absolute facts

[@cornflaki8548]

Lmfao

[@johnd.308]

2:22 the last thing the food sees when i arrive at the party

[@ctacis1370]

The last thing my wife's boyfriend sees after he takes my bionicles collection: 2:14

[@pinkmoont4788]

Crab lookin ash

[@Nicolas-L-F]

Wtf it took 1 minute for my brain cells to process this comment

[@RogerH2]

Wife...boyfriend?

[@ferdinandbardamu.]

Bruh

[@Benjawin6671]

Care to explain

[@twistedwizard9100]

0:31 when the DVD logo hits the corner

[@VianaYTLite8000]

0:26 Me cleaning my window

[@JoseSantos-fz9ob]

0:31 Me cleaning my window :v

[@alexandredasilva3643]

@@JoseSantos-fz9ob kkkkkk

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@@JoseSantos-fz9ob Br né kkkkkk

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@@JoseSantos-fz9ob ya la cagaste

[@Fanaticalight]

You have a weird window if you're cleaning it like that (0:31)

[@mintchocolateik]

0:31 me when mcdonalds is out of chicken nugget

[@patf7570]

Mint Chocolate I would be like 1:17

[@thiagobelline]

Me when there's no more spicy nuggets

[@ALMIGHTYBUNGHOAL]

I hate when I go to get my chicken nugget and they don’t have one.

[@brighton9000]

🤣

[@ArlenPierce]

00:21 when I try to explain something to my friend 00:31 when they dont understand wtf I’m talking about

[@ITZTHEBEATLES4221]

I’ve never been so happy to click on a KZbin recommended

[@cicabeot1]

These visuals are EXACTLY what this song sounds like.

[@ijemand5672]

Not a song but okay

[@angelgaelhernandezguzman6856]

@@ijemand5672 how isn't this a song

[@ijemand5672]

@@angelgaelhernandezguzman6856 nobody is singing. It's a piece

[@esqueletomatadordeotakus4119]

@@ijemand5672 the guitar is singing lol

[@ijemand5672]

@@esqueletomatadordeotakus4119 dumbass

[@c4tma4sk]

1:27 skipping instagram stories be like

[@BR-yc2lf]

Underrated

[@teamgohadouken9713]

Lmao, most accurate comment.

[@jonandres2975]

Wtf xdd

[@moondine3563]

Gf: He's probably cheating on me What he's actually doing:

[@Mae_Dastardly]

Gf: It's worse than I thought

[@pedrobraga8624]

gf actually does not exists

[@sarupis1532]

They're groovin

[@Nicolas-L-F]

Gf = √-4

[@valiella]

Lmao

[@dard09]

2:23 me hace acordar a cuando en los juegos de el hambre todos hacían para adelante y el juego te volvía para atrás

[@lamatrix6084]

En minecraft

[@bowlofsoup9174]

The fact that I can’t read this just makes this all the better

[@rathiii5214]

1:12 is the real experience of a speedrun with glitches

[@TheSyntheticAbomination]

2:53 When you and your hommie eat 3 vitamin gummy bears

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JJAJAJAJAJ LMAO

[@sauberboisaubarboi5652]

SUGAR BREAKDOWN

[@boogienights77]

LMAO

[@notmojangmine]

these synths are getting too clever

[@PuppetMasterIX]

I hereby declare this the official "Tom Morello Guitar Battle" music video and will not accept any substitute.

[@floridaball4896]

69th like

[@gatoxgamer6224]

1:17 I explain to my cousin how to play dark souls after he died several times

[@alexepic3255]

Git gud 👍

[@peepeestorm2178]

1:57 me before crossing the street

[@zlcrow]

1:57 when you lose your mom at the store

[@dragonborn69xd19]

Underrated

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*2Relatable4Me*

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kSkdkskdkskscwtf

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0:31 me when quarantine

[@thedudefromurcloset]

LMAO SO TRUEEE

[@BigroomBlitz1]

1:12 I was not prepared for the twitching T-pose good lord

[@yorbasfett]

My 2 sleep paralysis demons having a dance off while I cry in the corner

[@SilhouetteJudas]

0ttér my 2 sleep paralysis demons fighting over who gets to torment me tonight

[@miguelhuck5831]

1:57 pressing a & d Too fast in 2d games be like

[@cruz-x8670]

Kkk vdd

[@Urmrgay955]

Me after finding my alien in the area 51. 0:21 The alien saying "thank you" in native language. 0:26 Me sayng "no problem" in his language. 0:31 "WHAT DID YOU SAID ABOUT MY MOM¡?¡?¡¡¡??¡¡¡"

[@spiderockJackson]

0:36 me saying “sorry please don’t phase me.”

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0:42 The alien fucks me

[@Nicolas-L-F]

2:52 me and the alien when we use some dark matter meth

[@muhperson9094]

This comment killed me

[@XiagShi]

lmao

[@darry2355]

2:52 my last remaining 2 brain cells at an exam

[@gonzacollao]

@Soupy Chang Did your mommy not love you?

[@RAKUENPARADISE]

same except its honestly just at any given moment in time

[@Lewisl4d2]

@Soupy Chang Lmao. Liked

[@floridaball4896]

Soupy deleted his comment

[@TCP_dizzy-kf6rx]

1:22 me and the bois on our way to the pub. 2:52 walking home

[@Anihil8tor]

0:20 when someone mentions fairy god parents around crocker

[@_MrMoney]

Underrated comment

[@_alex_merrick_]

Russell Jasper Honestly any clip from this video would work for that, but that’s probably the most accurate

[@SadButter]

They're speaking the language of gods.

[@ylemvalenciano10]

Nobody: My internet when im playing a game: 1:12

[@rune.theocracy]

I relate too hard.

[@stegosandrosos1291]

I want to correct you. Nobody: My internet when im playing a game: every second of this masterpiece

[@TheGaboefects]

This video came 10 years too late....but im glad its finally here!

[@Cooljonny11]

TheGaboefects you can’t rush art

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0:43 iron golems when you attack a villager

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OMFG STOP XDDD

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@@plasmagd3223 Shut up

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0:31 when your crush kiss you in the cheek

[@nattramn7429]

Muy cierto xdd

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True

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XDDD

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Also at 1:12

[@LoopZoopler]

And then you wake up

[@justiumwtf]

2:53 The boys and me dancing in a party

[@microsoftsamreloaded3558]

I can't imagine what levels of boredom you must have reached in order to make this. . I love it

[@RONIIN404]

0:03 when You dont die in an episode of South Park.

[@rem_aless]

LMFAO I'M DYING

[@jumbobagginsjellogo4475]

Oh my gosh they killed Kenny! You bastards!

[@ratagorda2651]

Orange hoodie

[@kobil316SH]

Yoooo

[@darry2355]

1:59 when you can't find that anoying fly

[@xKamiiii]

HAHAHAHA BEST ONE

[@frantic7775]

Bruh 😂

[@ludwigtheholyblade_777]

1:32 When your microwave beeps, and your Vietnam vet grandpa thinks it's an artillery barrage.

[@Dude_from_roof]

*_Now THAT'S the real reason why should i pay for the Internet._*

[@JM-vq5jz]

0:31 when you change your settings in TF2

[@sarkazpotato]

i can relate- _cries in i just wanted 60 fps_

[@renyuuzu]

Doctor: Tom Morello Doesn't exist, he cannot hurt you. Tom Morello:

[@usuariodeyutuv1]

Wha? Tom morello really exist xd

[@drainkerjoestar6885]

This is the best comment of all xD

[@Xxlocful]

Tom Morello it's artist. xd

[@jos26]

*T O M M O R E L L O I S A C O N S P I R A C Y*

[@FN--qu6sz]

@@usuariodeyutuv1 r/woooosh

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you: 0:31 me an intelectual: 1:12

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Atapo

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Kakakaka

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1:47 me as real intelectual

[@trollmaster9656]

@@samloresobrecarregado7467 me as a hyper ultra intelectual: 1:52

[@thulsadoom04]

@@trollmaster9656 Me as a god: 2:53

[@DarkWolf30080]

Man guitar hero 3 remastered looks amazing

[@_Kori]

Mom: look at both ways before crossing the street Me: 1:57

[@professorfranciscoduportod4568]

Lmao

[@lennty1913]

So damm TRUE

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Lol

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All 50 both ways

[@cornflaki8548]

LMFAO

[@tonygarcia3683]

*Enderman touch the water* The enderman: 2:53

[@begsforstaffmc9958]

Orange hoodie guy wins imo

[@TheSavagegamer69]

The T pose at 1:11 sealed the win

[@ludwigtheholyblade_777]

Ikr, he had the best groove, the blue shirt guy was really not vibing tbh.

[@funneneym9965]

1:17 tho

[@98danielray]

@@ludwigtheholyblade_777 whats with that zoomer vocab

[@SakanaKogane]

0:21 Mr. Game and Watch be like

[@sscyt]

Underrated comment

[@slamjam6053]

*10 flag* FUCK

[@Reigndolph]

No. That's 0:31

[@ManicMiner6]

Batman vs superman was NOTHING compared to this.

[@givenspade]

It was nothing either way

[@Valen-jn6nb]

Las deciciones que tomaste en tu vida te han llevado a leer este mensaje, Te felicito y ten un gran 2020 dx

[@erickpm7596]

Me: Mom can we have Crash Bandicoot Mom: No, we have Crash Bandicoot at home Crash Bandicoot at home: 1:11

[@looeegy]

And you're complaining?

[@RonaldMcDongus]

when you're in debug mode on sonic 3 and accidentally press the buttons to play all animations 0:31

[@sully1721]

ah fuck i hated doing this

[@zulven_]

Best comment

[@Anthony.2]

me dividing 0÷0 my calculator: 0:31

[@ricardodiaz8799]

Hahaha best commentary

[@MA1D3N6]

@@ByKusanagi what means "lol"

[@FadeToBlackOps]

Waaaaaay too accurate XD

[@sauberboisaubarboi5652]

*ERROR.404.answer_not_found_or_exist*

[@duex740]

Es jajajaja

[@DJmisterpeluca]

2007: Dude I challenge you to a 1v1 Tom Morello's battle on guitar hero! 2019:

[@Acornsforbullets]

I revisit this every few months just to remind myself

[@ruzl108]

0:01 when i find out the tom morello boss battle song becomes a meme 0:32 when it's too late to capitalize on it for upvotes

[@SuperWelcomeMatt]

Someone should get Tom Morello to watch this.

[@bencemaraczi992]

0:31 When your ping is 99999999999999

[@LeonardoDaVinci_1452]

KZbin: *finally recommends something good* Me: 2:53

[@nam6128]

This part but its owen wilson saying wow repeatedly

[@Oscar-nn6tv]

0:31 when you (6 year old) wanted that toy from the store and your mom said no

[@totalarc5214]

2:11 when the pizza rolls are done

[@cirexviii859]

0:31 When you are trying to move but its laggy af

[@MysticalRaven3]

0:33 when you finally find the spider that ran under your bed

[@edelfe]

iPhone 11: *Releases* Every other iPhone: 0:31

[@rubenrocha3896]

Nadie: Absolutamente nadie: Denzel Crocker: 0:21

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@Z2P ypu are damm right

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Nadie: Los demonios de mi habitación peleando por quién me jalará las patas en la noche:

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Eso es raro bro

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Jsjsjsjjs

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@@bautistagomez7809 N0... Es CÓMICO B)

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BRO momento Bro momento

[@tkvii7]

Creo que los gringos tienen mas sentido del humor

[@rocketmycoconut3410]

If this video dosent go absolute f---ing viral, i dont know what will Edit: thanks for all the likes everyone, im shocked! O_o

[@9another632]

This was shared in fb meme pages

[@rocketmycoconut3410]

@@9another632 Gotcha

[@designergoose1938]

You don't even have to know what music is to think this is funny let alone guitar hero

[@LSlimeOManL]

This is how people speak in 3099.

[@QueMASve79nuMB7]

Yo: Me golpeó el codo Mi sistema nervioso: 0:31

[@Katy18ss]

Un comentario en español 0:

[@LisandroX0903]

Nadie Crocker: 0:21

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Me hiciste el dia wn 😂

[@panxocarrasco6121]

JAJAJAJAJA C MAMO

[@Owncrown8]

Jdjdjsjajs

[@ziv576]

0:21 Mr. Crocker when he realised something is related to FAIRY GODPARENTS

[@omilo7612]

This should've been in KZbin rewind

[@dontwaste111]

0:31 when it's 2009 and you're playing halo with the boys and you turn the look sensitivity all the way up

[@gsanchez90]

I didn't know what to expect when I clicked on this. Not only this surpassed any expectations I had but I think I found the greatest video on KZbin.

[@maiqtheliar8063]

Orange hoodie guy looking at the other dude at 0:30 like "Imma end this man's whole career"

[@satoshialvez4452]

hahaha

[@thomasharan3463]

I think he did.

[@byNakzus]

Me: *Click on Chrome* My Pc: *No answer* Me: *Click 50 times on Chrome* My Pc: *Still no answer* Me: What's going on?!... My Pc: 0:31

[@lautaro4498]

No one: Nothing: Endermans on the water: 0:31

[@summersolstice255]

Endermen

[@lilceemoney]

@@summersolstice255 who's man's is this?

[@Nicolas-L-F]

@@lilceemoney the ender one

[@pokrez.1853]

Truee omg

[@rune.theocracy]

Endermen when it's raining:

[@XiagShi]

0:16 me using the cell phone in class 0:31 me when the teacher discovers me

[@n0xMortem]

OMG HAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[@Jaimimo31]

Pinshi gio :v

[@YeooJohn]

U use your cellphone in a weird ass way

[@PengSpoofer]

@@YeooJohn I was bouta say

[@rodrigoaraujo9641]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[@LesCiol]

I feel intimidated

[@kekmen6778]

Same

[@sarkazpotato]

you should feel that way.

[@MrN00BER]

Shout out to the guy who had to edit all this. I respect you made it through all those tiny cuts matching the beat of the song.

[@ceoct1183]

It's been over a year that i've seen this video, and i can completely say, that this is my favorite video in existence

[@KyouSuba]

To this day I hope you two are still friends❤😂 can't stop not watching it

[@chrisalvarez8815]

This will remain as one of the best videos on KZbin

[@matheusvivas948]

1:47 me trying to sleep

[@Dinofly4]

1:12 When I find a dollar between the couch cushions

[@Anon119]

0:31 speedrunning vr games be like

[@maksiu8785]

XD

[@UrMom-zh1xo]

1:37 the cameraman recording people at a party or in a event