The cringiest vegan on the internet

[@MetalMaiden8]

That papaya needs to file a police report

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

Where did he touch you?

[@cap10zomb]

Here 🥒 and here 🍑 but mostly here 🍑

[@pablowentscobar]

I don't use the word "R*pe" lightly, but yeah, he r*ped that papaya. Probably his childhood cat too.

[@peepopalaber]

@@pablowentscobar write it out. No problem ... do it. RAPE. See?

[@matthewgriffiths9642]

Nothing wrong with saying the papaya was ripe mate

[@nellinecronje6911]

"I don't take drugs!" It's time you started, mate.

[@galleryofrogues]

At least with drugs you have somewhat of an excuse for insane behavior

[@chrisnoname2725]

​@@galleryofrogues watching this video is my excuse for all future behavior.

[@DogTiredBoss]

Truly astounding levels of cringe, I've never felt violated as I did watching him assault that papaya.

[@Pinkfacedmonkey02]

It was at that point I really began to suspect this is an elaborate troll. No way this guy is real. I don't think this level of self awareness is possible and a person still survive.

[@SauteedaKapi]

This dude is older than my dad and made me 20% more lesbian

[@kellyloulou81]

I weren't lesbian until watching this 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Reg_The_Galah]

Should’ve made you 20% less vegan but you do you

[@SauteedaKapi]

@@Reg_The_Galah You can't be 20% less than what you already are. (i'm not vegan)

[@Reg_The_Galah]

@@SauteedaKapi aww heck I’m a fecken eejit, my math is off.

[@JaceReboot]

Well he managed to sway every woman who watched to go carnivore. If all it takes to keep this level of weird away from ones Vajayjay is a steak, well I'll see ya at the butchers counter 😅

[@ndlmous]

In my experience those who have never tried drugs tend to be weirder than those that do

[@sverremoe4087]

haha damn straight

[@KendlickLama]

@bobduckington68you sure are fun!

[@selphconscious]

​@Bob Duckington .. so how do you explain this phenomenal case study?! Lmfao smh..

[@ulvfdfgtmk]

You probably havent heard of GG Allin yet..

[@purified159]

@Bob Duckington vegan vagina juice

[@meredithgrubb4497]

This man and vegan teacher might just be made for each other. God man, I love ur videos. Everyone is a gem and I appreciate them.

[@corhex2365]

Never seen someone that talks about their member as much as this guy

[@Reverend_Mojo]

"I am a forty year old virgin... I MEAN VEGAN!!!" And being bald is sexy!

[@Reading_the_comments]

I've been on a rollercoaster of emotions during this video with belly laughter taking me over that first hill, followed by the stomach rolling twist and turns of the unbearable cringe that is his musical inspirations. By the end I was rooting for his happiness but also feeling like I need a shower 😂 Excellent video as always!

[@weldoncolon8972]

Him eating food off his denture was GRIMEY… I can’t believe you went through all this footage. You’re a real one. Subbed.

[@thepopemichael]

I cringed so hard that I think I injured myself. You're a stronger man than I am to put something like this together!

[@BarryHarrellYouTube]

One of the truest comments of all times.

[@MrJacisBack]

i swear some of my organs are irreparable damaged after the first papaya instance, there should be a warning in the beginning

[@Hentai_Protag]

I'm not even half way through the video and I'm far beyond cringing. I'm violently disturbed. This man's videos feel like my day would have been 70% better without seeing a grown man's prepubescent attempts at flirting with sexulized vegetable. 11/10 video man.

[@joycegeertsma7115]

I'm seriously questioning my sanity (also about half way through the video), because I'm laughing so hard. Some part of my brain has decided this guy is hilarious.

[@markmcfadden2698]

The cringe almost killed me here. This video was truly a mental test.

[@koko00083]

Your videos are well put together and your tone is quite hilarious. I can see a big KZbinr in the making

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

Let's hope so, I'm bored of being poor!

[@thisisnttwitterwtf]

3:35 brb gotta go wash my eyeballs with hydrochloric acid 4:34 wait now I have to rinse my brain too

[@paulinemcmutrie8905]

Looking forward to this 😀 people that haven't saw your videos don't know what they're missing honestly, thanks mate, appreciative Glaswegien here ❤

[@2061526]

my dog watched this video from start to finish, something is very wrong with my dog now, he doesn't doesn't bark anymore at all.

[@jasbelial3943]

I cringed so hard - I had a flatmate exactly like him for about a year. Did not do any drugs but damn I wish he would have to stop the weirdness. At one point he started doing “breathwork sessions” which was him just hyperventilating while moaning and screaming from the top of his lungs to “release DMT in his brain naturally and get a high”. Since he was doing it daily it was the Most awkward shit when you had visitors over and talking to customers on the phone as they heard it (I was working from home). Like having a weirdo hippy, half dead elk hybrid fighting for dear life making it’s last sounds as flatmate. Before that I was almost homeless and had to live in a drug dungeon for some months and that was not even half as bad than living with that dude. I made sure to have a rental for myself after I moved out of that place.

[@hollyinhell]

Dude looks like Ace Freely.

[@quinbatcheller5805]

This guys music is dope as fuck 🤘😎🤘

[@jeremeerxleben6671]

Vegan Vagina was kind of catchy😂😂😂

[@AngelFluff723]

Man, you have such an amazing sense of humor.

[@jakeen229]

Def one of the best

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

Thanks 👍

[@IwatchTubiTrash]

I'd rather see Cyraxx's infected member again than any of this man's content.

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

That's a bold claim!

[@bambiiskewller]

I am a questioning vegan and I’ve been vegan for about 5 years but I’ve been questioning about stopping and I think this is it

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

Oh I see, I wouldn't base real life choices from this dumb video about a wacky guy on the internet made by some dumb idiot like me. I do wish you the best with whatever you decide tho 👍

[@sev7463]

7:59 I was not ready. Another well-crafted video. I cringe, I laugh, sometimes I muse but mostly I enjoy. Thanks for the mention at the end :)

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

Thanks for the recommendation 👍

[@antagonist523]

He seems like a character that would be in it's always sunny in Philadelphia

[@NewOrderOfAlexandria]

The last two weeks have felt like years! Can't wait to watch 😉👍

[@TheRedneckPreppy]

It's not often that my jaw drops in response to something but here I am.

[@davidjune4737]

Dude is certainly cringe but much more talented than Cyraxx

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

Not really a high bar!

[@ROTCNAZ1]

I actually like videos like this. Instead of just talking for like five minutes at a time. Just show videos and pictures that tell the story for itself well also adding in context that that is needed at certain times

[@jmgallo7434]

Bruh this is fucking legendary. Do they make niggas like this anymore?

[@alex2king276]

How this guy's not gone viral is beyond meat?! This needs to be archived for posterity 😂

[@12Squad12]

love ur content its amazing. keep it up mate

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

Thanks

[@GETMEASTRAITJACKET]

He should hook up with Sexy Vegan from Dr Phil and dance in traffic.

[@bom6330]

Every vegan needs to watch this video and realize that this is how the world sees them

[@TGWhitta]

Okay, but VVJ is a legit banger!

[@user_abuser_o7]

I'm going to start requesting VVJ every time I go to a wedding or call a radio station

[@ghoulbud]

This man is a comedic genius. He needs to be the third mic on TAFS

[@pyregazer9210]

I had to scroll down into to comments just to get him off the screen for a few. This is harder to watch than some of the worst gore vids out there.

[@Herne0011]

I threatened my partner with putting "Its a very special day today" on loop in the car hahaha. Might as well weaponize it. Gotta admit the tooth bit pushed me over the edge. "Every human being everywhere is awesome" is as great sentiment but sadly its just not true.

[@RabbitAfternoon]

I’m so angry knowing my brain will never forget 🎶VeGan vAgiNA jUicE🎶 and I will without a doubt sing it until the day I die

[@trashedhead]

I made the mistake of eating while watching the bath scene... I salute you for watching all his stuff to put this video together, must have been a hell of a job

[@Kaltrogdor]

I've got that stupid VVJ song stuck in my head in line at the bank.

[@丨匚卄匚几]

at least he's not raping people, which is surprising somehow

[@Richardbutticus]

Per usual, epilogue was spot on.

[@bes03c]

I wasn't expecting it but it was so well thought out and eloquently worded.

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

Thanks 😁

[@justsomedude6666]

I like to see the interaction between John and Sv3rage.

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

😅 I would pay money to see that!!!

[@vincenzogattini4083]

Never experimented this level of cringe before. I feel my life was cut short by watching this

[@krunkopolis1921]

"VVJ"?! You ruined the egg salad sandwich I was eating while I watched this video. Thanks.

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

Your welcome, you could do with a diet anyway 😅

[@Praktical_]

16:30 "I'm not disabled, I've got privilege" lmao i would hold your horses on that one buddy 😂

[@DrMurdercock]

4:00 I literally just spit my drink out laughing. Omg

[@tardistime6857]

And I thought that vegan teacher was bad

[@Reverend_Mojo]

I showed this video to my pet Rabbit... He ate a steak

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

I'm not sure I fully believe you 🤔

[@Reverend_Mojo]

@@interestingstufffromaround8014 Can't respond, Mr fluffers Is hunting my cat now!

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

😅 a pussy hunter, that's my kind of rabbit

[@TheElbowMerchant]

I DID click on this video hoping to hear a Canadian political joke! How did you know? Are you living in my walls, Sensei ITFARW?

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

😅 I always thought that's the niche this channel was destined to fill

[@jamesdagiantpeach]

You’re hands down my favorite KZbinr because you tell great stories and it’s all fucking weird. Like so god damn weird

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

Thanks luckily for both of us the internet has many more weird people to explore

[@jamesdagiantpeach]

@@interestingstufffromaround8014 I love it

[@CozyTardKebin]

Man, yall should’ve been around during 2008-2010 on KZbin.

[@lenorelestrange]

I subbed today and now I've been made so uncomfortable and I've had to really think about my decision... I'm a lady and find this so unbelievably uncomfortable.

[@LibertyJefferson]

Idk, Vegan Teacher is pretty cringy. Edit: I stated the above before watching. I'm only on the first clip of his channel and, yup, he takes the cake.

[@thebeerguybrothaguy]

I thought my vegetarian gf would enjoy the funny vegan birthday video so I turned this on and before she could break up with me I finished the video, learned about this guy, and died before she could do so.

[@vantablack1982]

First video in, and I'm already feeling nauseous. That said, I find the 'Vegan Vagina Juice' song strangely catchy.

[@TranscendentaLobo27]

This is… simply amazing. Wow. I’m just… just, wow. 😧

[@20TonChop]

I am not kidding. I got angina from watching this video. Literally shooting chest pains that made me out of breath. This needs to be part of the CIA torture kit. I hate it so much, thank you!

[@pablowentscobar]

I gotta be honest, if I was in John's family, my favorite past time would be getting drunk and slapping him around. I totally get why they did it.

[@philiphied]

Considering the circles he tends to associate and how active he is, dude must be doing something really wrong to not be laying pipe constantly.

[@pho3nix365]

The part where he would cut of his D and send his D to Venus is gold. Like wtf

[@WrinkledPlatypus]

I'm barely 6 minutes in and I'm already wondering wtf

[@基督教是光和道路]

Why are all vegans unhinged? Veganism is definitely a first world thing and a diet of convenience.

[@DizzyDez613]

I almost tapped out just a few minutes into this video. What the FUCK is going on?! Looooool

[@NarcissistAU]

How are the rest of us supposed to score when this unit is out raising the bar to the stratosphere and hoovering up all the womens? Selfish beautiful b'stard.

[@ajmaloleary3553]

Nice video. Really enjoyed your commentary. His work reminds me of Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention. Anyone else feeling that?

[@allangray6764]

Wow man. You took me by surprise with this video. I absolutely love your attitude towards your fellow man. You took a man who is a cringe god, observed him as a whole, revealed insights, humanized him, illuminated his worth in good terms for us the audience, and ultimately made us all better for it. Fantastic stuff, brother

[@IllwroughtSolopsos]

I remember this guy's cringe from way back but this has gotten way worse. The creepy sex stuff is new. As a vegan straight edge person myself I would like to formally disavow

[@ProjectRevoltNow]

Kinda feel bad for him since he seems nice despite being totally bonkers lol

[@BucketHeadianHagg]

Omg 15:22 I’m in love with you! I love your humor, and you’re so cute when you laugh at your own dirty jokes! 😍🥰😘

[@BucketHeadianHagg]

Talking about all this deep and serious shit about men being assertive, while dipshit keeps licking the papaya the whole time, omg you’re so hilarious!!!

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

Thanks at least someone loves me 👍

[@themtube9455]

You are a cruel man for making us see that.

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

Your welcome

[@user_abuser_o7]

Yep, I called it. Sexual deviant. Poor cat lol

[@MONKeEeYboi]

Watching this broke my cringe bone 😢

[@Mibit911]

Man Dave grohl got weird in the 90s.

[@dr.pineapple8495]

I’m a grown man and this made me tear up in fear man

[@meangreenmememachine2890]

Nobody knows i'm Vegan.

[@DevouredByADream]

I get so happy every time a new video of yours drops.

[@Lordshittalot]

Took me a couple of months to finish this video

[@fromtheheartvideos3041]

Very funny and true love your final wrap up my guy

[@scottaaker5534]

Four minutes and fifteen seconds into this madness and I already want to take a potato peeler to my skin

[@maleficara]

I made the mistake of letting this video play while I made dinner. To make it worse I then had to try to explain to my husband why I was laughing so hard and cringing at a song about vegan vagina juice. You helped me make memories. Thank you.

[@darkobruce]

Once upon a time there was this Canadian guy,grown up in 80's so he decided to take a form of Anthrax band vocalist and play drums. Than he read a book. Saga continues. Good one,not so lazy Clown 🤡

[@SavingMsBlack]

Can’t unwatch this. How dare you show this to us?? 😂😂😂

[@ChicoTooCold]

Nah VVJ kinda ride tho ngl.

[@Esta-Beed]

Who is he talking to? What? A papaya ha ha

[@FourteenWords-n4l]

I had a G.P. that looked like him.

[@jimhaverlock9784]

Politically, John and I align pretty closely (though I am not vegan). While I appreciate his idealism, I also find it a bit over simplistic.

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

Capitalism = bad or capitalism = good never seems correct to me capitalism = efficiency and what you point that efficiency at will produce unforseen good and bad things

[@princessinmittens4783]

I'm embarrassed to be Canadian now. Thanks for that! lol

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

Your welcome

[@jake5773]

I don't know what the hell I just watched. I don't know why I watched it. I feel like a lesser human being for having watched it....but for some reason I want to watch more.

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

Welcome to my life 👍

[@adamsparks6551]

...I'm 75% sure he wouldn't stop injuring his genitals even if we did go vegan. Also, I am gonna be pissed if he does anything to ruin mangos for me.

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

😅

[@adilachahbar3154]

He is the king of cringe

[@StinkyBlack1]

Vvj been stuck in my head all day, thanks bro.

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

Honestly I had lots of his songs stuck in my head when making this video

[@Puhding.]

Im gonna sue for SA

[@cedthebear3664]

But… meat flaps?

[@urielpolak9949]

Well said.True. Everything eats everything.Everything wants to maintain and procreate. Fruit is the procreate part and are designed to be eaten sometimes

[@shrogger]

why did you do this to me

[@CringeMagnet]

Good GOD 🤦‍♂️ - can I do a reaction video on this? This is cringe GOLD lol

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

Feel free to 👍

[@CringeMagnet]

@@interestingstufffromaround8014 thanks, always like to ask before 👍