The Critic - Jurassic Park

Clip from The Critic series (1994) season 1 episode 10 - Dr. Jay

[@alexgomorykeisler3800]

I don't know why, but for some reason it being a CRUDE suspension bridge makes it a million times more funny.

[@Hedra718]

If only they had the proper materials, who knows of the marvels they could've built. lol

[@patriotenfield3276]

more like a crude Higgins boat

[@lionljb]

And the corresponding hand motion

[@TheNinja94a]

I think it’s because it makes it sound all the more plausible

[@michaeldonoghue9015]

It implies that the raptors know what a quality suspension bridge is made of but they are making do with the limited resources available to them.

[@CSLucasEpic]

Keep in mind, this was done before "The Lost World" came out. The Critic's reviews on fictional sequels was meant to be a joke about how Hollywood keeps making bad sequels from big blockbuster films over and over.

[@remixchild]

He wasn’t wrong

[@Davethe3rd]

And now, we have SIX Jurassic Park movies.

[@jasminelav.332]

At least they were wrong about the second movies being about raptors. They only got one real scene.

[@aeoliangreen]

@@jasminelav.332 wasn’t the new movie actually about smart raptors? I never actually saw it but if so the critic made a pretty good call

[@brettt141]

@@aeoliangreen to be fair all creatures are seen to be eventually smart. Look at the Aliens from Alien: Resurrection

[@ThatAmericanSlacker]

Ladies and Gentlemen, the original Philosoraptor.

[@patreekotime4578]

👏

[@TheDigitalslayer]

😎 …. Nice.

[@NickDBaker]

But raptor jesus forgives you

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

500th like

[@charlesdecharleroy7209]

I suspect the writers of "Jurassic World" watched this clip and thought, "BRILLIANT!! LET'S DO THIS!!"

[@saraconnor4472]

They must have because they were only 2 steps away from having the raptors actually do that!! Jurassic World --- Jurassic joke!!! This movie was so stupid it makes me now appreciate the genius of jurassic park 2 and 3. Yeah. That bad.

[@screwball6958]

Sara Connor Yeah! Like a Velociraptor shouting "Alan!", our main characters freeing dinosaurs from their cages to kill people who just wanted to put them in a zoo or a phone sounding in the belly of a dinosaur!

[@saraconnor4472]

I cringed at all of those things. You think i dont know that already. Do i need to repeat myself. PET RAPTORS! CHILDREN DRIVING NEXT TO DINOSAURS!! Now 2 and 3 dont seem so bad

[@screwball6958]

Sara Connor You do know they´re all dumb movies, right? Even the first one is stupid (Who the hell would honestly build a park with such a kind of dangerous animals like dinosaurs for people?). That doesn´t change the fact that they´re all enjoyable.

[@saraconnor4472]

I know :) but at least the first one tried to keep in tune with the real world.

[@sagewarfa4848]

“I beg to differ” truer words have yet to be spoken 🤣🤣🤣😭😂

[@SeruraRenge11]

The origin of Karl Pilkington

[@GabyGeorge1996]

William Brown I'm just confused as to why this one has a male voice

[@andrewv.l.8908]

Haahahaa! Or Mr. K. Dilkington...

[@dragonlord1689]

That makes way too much sense

[@bigbowlowrong4694]

Play a record

[@briancahill9594]

And then the raptor met up with Ricky Gervais and the rest, as they say, is history. Also, that may actually explain some of his weirder moments

[@JiuJitsuM4]

Lol this was really good

[@Hondurez7]

Ricky Gervais, in "My best friend's a Dinosaur."

[@XxXjujio2013XxX]

It's cinema.

[@Windyyyyyyyyy]

"Karl it says here that you were once a raptor residing in venuzuela for almost twenty years surviving on nothing but bugs and feces"

[@keithlarsen7557]

This scene actually is in Fallen Kingdom

[@allanavalos4379]

Yeah the door scene

[@rileyk5228]

i fucking DIED!!!! That was brilliant!

[@ZackExplorer28]

it is? where?

[@remixchild]

Jay sleeping?

[@jacobcox4565]

I saw this clip years ago and thought there was a Jurassic Park animated series, like how they did with Robocop and Jumanji.

[@hopemueller2658]

There is now (although it's more Jurassic World)

[@stegotyranno4206]

same, and i loved jumanji too. I was aprund 4

[@rogelioVela1985]

philosoraptor origins lol

[@ryanocerus7853]

Accurate

[@ars731]

I admit part of me wanted this to be the plot of Jurassic World

[@theexitiabilis3654]

Alex Stallwitz well there is a girl in the movie that does this very trick with the key

[@GabyGeorge1996]

TheExitiabilis this movie is an AU where the indoraptor was capable of speech

[@phillipcoleman6422]

.... you wasn’t too far off

[@Lean_green_space_machine]

Same!

[@KinoHiroshino]

It’s implied in one of the books that raptors did escape to the mainland. The dinosaurs are created with some sort of deficiency that makes the dinosaurs die after a certain amount of time if they did not receive a certain enzyme periodically. The implication came from soybean farms reporting lots of loss from animals and soybeans contain the enzyme they need to not die.

[@Taverens_Pull]

in the next town over from where i live there's a factory called pilkingtons. i can only assume that the raptor didn't say too much at all.

[@gato712]

This took me back to my childhood.

[@lukedavis3703]

0:27 accurate Richard Attenborough impression

[@rileyk5228]

Long after the series passed, before the DVDs, before I found copies on eBay, this was the sole scene I retained from the show lol

[@mattjindrak]

I say "I beg to differ" in that voice all the time

[@jaredmoore3825]

That same paper key under the door was used one of the Jurassic World movies 😅

[@Levinewak]

This is exactly what Jurassic World Dominion was

[@grimshock6983]

Wait. I KNOW A MR. PILKINGTON! He said he had a Skin Condition, the same as Invader Zim

[@bozoben]

is that part of ur skin condition, zim? no ears? ...... yes.

[@rushnerd]

Jurassic World

[@yendaru]

Ｒｕｓｈｎｅｒｄ its true :/

[@ariesstone429]

Still more better than Jurassic world

[@MrXabungle]

Did the fucking show predicted Fallen Kingdom

[@maximusdarkultima]

this was the original script for the lost world but once spielberg saw this he had it rewritten.. no really

[@powdgaze]

Tommy Wiseau's Jurassic Park

[@GabyGeorge1996]

Powder hahaha what a story Raptor

[@colekimball4945]

This scene has lived in my head since i first saw it on TV as a kid in the 90s 😂 I was just thinking about it so i had look it up and see if it was on YT

[@Markthewolf23]

The raptor holding the pipe just made laugh way too loud and Idky

[@bobpatel5646]

For me it's the side profile of the raptor right before he says, But perhaps I've said too much

[@shawneldridge4465]

📺 oh wow, what a great cartoon this was back then. Truly was good when it was on not going to deny that. I just wish this would have gotten more views than it did, I think that's why they didn't do a season 3 at all. Unfortunately it's a shame we only got 2 seasons of it and that was it. I'm just waiting for Barnes & Noble to get this back in stock, want to buy season 1 and 2 on dvd. Don't know why because they didn't do a season 3 but still want it.

[@shumin393]

I been looking for this all day

[@williamrusso3130]

"Uh, Sugar Booger, how long have we had a raptor in the closet?"

[@OGPepsiman]

When someone in an argument says something that you can easily use to destroy them in that argument 0:31

[@matiasramonsanchez9361]

The Raptor is a clever boy.

[@AnimatedAdventures123-m5w]

Ah, yes. The Philosoraptor, part of the raptor family. Highly intelligent to where it can speak clear English, it even knows how to solve problems and make plans. Scientists believe our complex consciousness may have come from the Philosoraptor.

[@kylechmieleski5310]

It's better than the Jurassic World sequels

[@kali3665]

Non sequitur did a gag where a dinosaur confronts a "caveman," and the caveman says, "One of us is an anomaly here, and since I know what 'anomaly' means, I'm guessing it's you." To which I responded, having the dinosaur say, "You may be right, but I'm five times your size and I have teeth, so I don't care." [CHOMP!]

[@megagrey]

And people wonder why fans STILL speculate Maisie Lockwood in JP5 is part-raptor.

[@JulianEaton]

Favorite Critic preview of all time #GOAT

[@traviskenzy3481]

I think that would be really cool if that actually really happened in a sequel to the movie Jurassic Park if the Raptors certainly could talk and speak English just like us humans that would be cool

[@brettpatterson404]

Better than Jurassic World Dominion.

[@Seoul20000]

I want more of that talking dinosaur!!!!

[@Glitcher2000]

Watch the dream sequence in Jurassic Park 3.

[@Nickelodeon81]

​@@Glitcher2000 Alan!

[@KillaCaliHustle]

Dude I swear to God I saw this clip and thought it was from Animaniacs

[@Dalton_Boardman2000]

This style of animation reminds me of something. Maybe a mixture of Doug and Hey Arnold?

[@freetimesketchbook9485]

I'm pretty sure this is a reference to gremlins 2

[@adamharris7775]

A blonde haired girl was voiced by Christine Cavanaugh.

[@SirPaladin]

in the next "Jurassic World" sequel the raptors will do this & be voiced by Chris Pratt.

[@alejandrocasamalhuapa4977]

When raptors go all MacGyver xD

[@trollerpilotxiv3079]

Probably gonna be Jurassic World 2: Fallen Kingdom in a nutshell.

[@patrickkennedy6687]

Love Hammonds Scottish accent here lol

[@brucestevenson1006]

"But perhaps I said too much!" Dude you said everything!

[@bradleys-straw-7084]

i'm not sure which is better: the raptor doing a walking motion with his hands when he says "suspension bridge" or the fact that is just a gremins 2 joke

[@seronymus]

0:31 so that's where that old reaction image is from after all these years...

[@luke769animations]

Wait…. My neighbor is named Mr. Pilkington… he also has a gun and he eats raw meat.… probably nothing!

[@countD8852]

Smarter than any of the plot points in Jurassic Park 5...World 2...

[@JoshLefelhocz]

Heh, this was hilarious. Especially from 0:31 on.

[@humphreydumpson]

Thank god, I only had 20 free seconds not 50 so I appreciate this.

[@Jteee1]

Thank you Coxn'crendor because this is hilarious

[@natureshamy]

I would watch the shizz out of this.

[@emcvideoproductions500]

It's funny because they actually did make a 2nd Jurassic Park.

[@osseousrex2755]

Philosorapter! "DD

[@impguardwarhamer]

Eli Copperman they made 4

[@emcvideoproductions500]

Communist_Penguin Is it any good?

[@impguardwarhamer]

Eli Copperman which one? I've only seen the first 3, i can't renember how good they where either.

[@emcvideoproductions500]

Communist_Penguin The 4th

[@casaroli]

@megadracosaurus it's a parody of Jurassic park 1, since this season of the show aired in 94 and the second movie didn't come out until 97

[@hummakawula]

But in "Jurassic World 2" Maisie used a trick with keys from this cartoon. We live in a time when Sherman and the smiling Tyrannosaurus from Al Yankovic's song canon

[@ShyGuy83]

Still better than the real Jurassic Park sequels.

[@daddyfloyd268]

Sup.

[@redskull378]

Not the lost world

[@PrivateDinosaurs]

The Lost World’s amazing

[@redskull378]

@@PrivateDinosaurs I agree.

[@DasKame]

and i also fell asleep...

[@Maniac536]

I would’ve liked this more than Jurassic park 3

[@that-one-dude23]

The Lost World Jurassic Park in a nutshell

[@possiblepilotdeviation5791]

Hmm... I always assumed the island was on the Pacific side of Costa Rica.

[@thoughtfuldevil6069]

That moment when you realize this is a better sequel than any of the Jurassic World movies.....

[@ZackExplorer28]

that moment when you realize that i'm not a Sheep who follows some jackass hating on Jurassic World because they literally got nothing better to do with their time!

[@eyeofbrown1387]

I actually liked the 1st Jurassic World movie, but haven’t seen the other 2 yet

[@ryanmoore6259]

@@eyeofbrown1387 The second was one of the stupidest movies I've ever seen

[@Cherno35]

I need more like this

[@Jasandiz]

should the writters said Jurassic Park III and they would have nailed it 🤣 I still loose it when the Raptor says: Alan! Alan!

[@jonathanwright8025]

Better than the real Jurassic Park 2.

[@issacflores2010]

No

[@metal134]

+issac flores Well, considering that Jurassic Park 2 was a steaming pile of dog shit, yes.

[@issacflores2010]

metal134 you're a steaming pile of dogshit

[@jonathanwright8025]

issac flores Ah... KZbin comment section - you never fail me...

[@metal134]

issac flores Hating a shitty movie makes me a steaming pile of dog shit? Wow, I didn't know that I was better than you!

[@abdullahilhan1713]

Raptor: Thanks for motivating me, dude.

[@BebopBerserker]

This is like a proto Family Guy cutaway gag

[@Tigerman1138]

Did you know they played this just before Jurassic World. TMZ REPORTED the rumors were true. Speilburg was a huge fan of "The Critic."

[@AQuestionofCharacter]

It's hilarious that the raptor admits the suspension bridge is crudely constructed.

[@alang.bandala8863]

Ironically, they match every trope of the sequels Dinosaurs off the island Jeff Goldblum More inteligent raptors

[@johnjamesleahy4065]

Does Karl Pilkington know this raptor?

[@Carnotaur1760]

I watched the lost world Jurassic Park, the clip that I noticed was how the Papa T-Rex (aka tyrannosaurus buck) went on a rampage in San Diego

[@sandshark2517]

And here we are now on film 7

[@opaquiosq]

34 views! This is one of the greatest TV moments ever.

[@Kotazo85]

Venezuela is on the Caribbean, Sorna and Nublar were on the Pacific...

[@horaciosi]

Still better than the actual sequel.

[@NodDisciple1]

Still better than the actual JP2...and all the other sequels.

[@kidprime6863]

I beg to differ

[@lincolngraham5158]

Oh man I loved the critic

[@MaxPower-ke5rq]

Better than the actual Jurassic Park 2

[@GrassValleyGreg]

I tried to trap a Raptor in a closet once... And it's true- they're too smart.

[@theZinator]

“Alan!”

[@matheuscanuto5651]

Velociraptor ❤🎉

[@somebuddyX]

I wonder if the odd jobs included having a paper route and producing for XFM.

[@xRob]

this show had great humor and was great. Family guy etc got heavily inspired by it i guess.

[@clcl1031]

Metaphor becomes prophecy

[@joshslater2426]

The Lost World ended up being a lot better than this. JP 3 does have the scene where a Raptor ‘talks’, but it’s only a dream. Guess the show must’ve known that Fallen Kingdom and Dominion would be a disservice to the franchise.

[@GTA5Player1]

Crazy this was before Jurassic Park 3, the one that went all in on talking dinos

[@bobafettjr85]

Was anyone else watching Jurassic World: The Fallen Kingdom and think of this scene?

[@mr.x8880]

Chances are the dinosaur talking in response to being told he’ll never get off the island was supposed to be unexpected and a surprise to those watching this?

[@eggmannega6895]

I actually thought they made an animated series based off of the movie.

[@AtlantaCommercials96]

Where is Vince Vaughn in this? I can't seem to find them anywhere in this movie. lol

[@Fredric_Cedrich]

Holy shit this is the latest Jurassic World 💀

[@emilleyanderson1909]

you can’t hold a raptor in a closet they’re too smart

[@MSILAER]

Forget Mr. Pilkington, he should wear a fine-ass suit, and call himself Toffee.

[@Titleknown]

Still better than The Lost World.

[@Titleknown]

Also, anyone else get flashbacks from this of the "Brain Gremlin" from Gremlins 2? You have no idea how much I'd love to see a character like that in the JP franchise...

[@rushnerd]

Still better than Jurassic World

[@VoodooRaisins]

Ｒｕｓｈｎｅｒｄ Which you haven't seen, soooo......why are you judging it?

[@MrDOCTORDERPY]

VoodooRaisins some people don't like the idea of a movie being good

[@AllosaurusJP3]

the lost world is a 100 times better than any movie that they make today😂 its one of the best movies ever made, 10/10 for me

[@blooky102]

original toffy if i do say so myself xD

[@yuco817]

the 90´s yeah!

[@optimalhazza]

The poshest Raptor around ladies and gentleman.

[@carlosolivo3866]

still beter than Jurasic world

[@maritime7511]

Wait where's the raptors toe claw?

[@avalasialove]

How did I get here?