The Critic - Jurassic Park

Clip from The Critic series (1994) season 1 episode 10 - Dr. Jay

[@LuckyBird551]

Keep in mind, this was done before "The Lost World" came out. The Critic's reviews on fictional sequels was meant to be a joke about how Hollywood keeps making bad sequels from big blockbuster films over and over.

[@remixchild]

He wasn’t wrong

[@Davethe3rd]

And now, we have SIX Jurassic Park movies.

[@jasminelav.332]

At least they were wrong about the second movies being about raptors. They only got one real scene.

[@k7in846]

@@jasminelav.332 wasn’t the new movie actually about smart raptors? I never actually saw it but if so the critic made a pretty good call

[@brettt141]

@@k7in846 to be fair all creatures are seen to be eventually smart. Look at the Aliens from Alien: Resurrection

[@alexgomorykeisler3800]

I don't know why, but for some reason it being a CRUDE suspension bridge makes it a million times more funny.

[@Hedra718]

If only they had the proper materials, who knows of the marvels they could've built. lol

[@patriotenfield3276]

more like a crude Higgins boat

[@lionljb]

And the corresponding hand motion

[@TheNinja94a]

I think it’s because it makes it sound all the more plausible

[@michaeldonoghue9015]

It implies that the raptors know what a quality suspension bridge is made of but they are making do with the limited resources available to them.

[@ThatAmericanSlacker]

Ladies and Gentlemen, the original Philosoraptor.

[@patreekotime4578]

👏

[@TheDigitalslayer]

😎 …. Nice.

[@NickDBaker]

But raptor jesus forgives you

[@charlesdecharleroy7209]

I suspect the writers of "Jurassic World" watched this clip and thought, "BRILLIANT!! LET'S DO THIS!!"

[@saraconnor4472]

They must have because they were only 2 steps away from having the raptors actually do that!! Jurassic World --- Jurassic joke!!! This movie was so stupid it makes me now appreciate the genius of jurassic park 2 and 3. Yeah. That bad.

[@screwball6958]

Sara Connor Yeah! Like a Velociraptor shouting "Alan!", our main characters freeing dinosaurs from their cages to kill people who just wanted to put them in a zoo or a phone sounding in the belly of a dinosaur!

[@saraconnor4472]

I cringed at all of those things. You think i dont know that already. Do i need to repeat myself. PET RAPTORS! CHILDREN DRIVING NEXT TO DINOSAURS!! Now 2 and 3 dont seem so bad

[@screwball6958]

Sara Connor You do know they´re all dumb movies, right? Even the first one is stupid (Who the hell would honestly build a park with such a kind of dangerous animals like dinosaurs for people?). That doesn´t change the fact that they´re all enjoyable.

[@saraconnor4472]

I know :) but at least the first one tried to keep in tune with the real world.

[@SeruraRenge11]

The origin of Karl Pilkington

[@GabyGeorge1996]

William Brown I'm just confused as to why this one has a male voice

[@andrewv.l.8908]

Haahahaa! Or Mr. K. Dilkington...

[@dragonlord1689]

That makes way too much sense

[@bigbowlowrong4694]

Play a record

[@rogelioVela1985]

philosoraptor origins lol

[@ryanocerus7853]

Accurate

[@briancahill9594]

And then the raptor met up with Ricky Gervais and the rest, as they say, is history. Also, that may actually explain some of his weirder moments

[@JiuJitsuM4]

Lol this was really good

[@Hondurez7]

Ricky Gervais, in "My best friend's a Dinosaur."

[@XxXjujio2013XxX]

It's cinema.

[@keithlarsen7557]

This scene actually is in Fallen Kingdom

[@allanavalos4379]

Yeah the door scene

[@rileyk5228]

i fucking DIED!!!! That was brilliant!

[@ZackExplorer28]

it is? where?

[@remixchild]

Jay sleeping?

[@sagewarfa4848]

“I beg to differ” truer words have yet to be spoken 🤣🤣🤣😭😂

[@ars731]

I admit part of me wanted this to be the plot of Jurassic World

[@theexitiabilis3654]

Alex Stallwitz well there is a girl in the movie that does this very trick with the key

[@GabyGeorge1996]

TheExitiabilis this movie is an AU where the indoraptor was capable of speech

[@phillipcoleman6422]

.... you wasn’t too far off

[@Pixel-Shell]

Same!

[@Taverens_Pull]

in the next town over from where i live there's a factory called pilkingtons. i can only assume that the raptor didn't say too much at all.

[@jacobcox4565]

I saw this clip years ago and thought there was a Jurassic Park animated series, like how they did with Robocop and Jumanji.

[@hopemueller2658]

There is now (although it's more Jurassic World)

[@stegotyranno4206]

same, and i loved jumanji too. I was aprund 4

[@gato712]

This took me back to my childhood.

[@mattjindrak]

I say "I beg to differ" in that voice all the time

[@rileyk5228]

Long after the series passed, before the DVDs, before I found copies on eBay, this was the sole scene I retained from the show lol

[@lukedavis3703]

0:27 accurate Richard Attenborough impression

[@Markthewolf23]

The raptor holding the pipe just made laugh way too loud and Idky

[@bobpatel5646]

For me it's the side profile of the raptor right before he says, But perhaps I've said too much

[@shawneldridge4465]

📺 oh wow, what a great cartoon this was back then. Truly was good when it was on not going to deny that. I just wish this would have gotten more views than it did, I think that's why they didn't do a season 3 at all. Unfortunately it's a shame we only got 2 seasons of it and that was it. I'm just waiting for Barnes & Noble to get this back in stock, want to buy season 1 and 2 on dvd. Don't know why because they didn't do a season 3 but still want it.

[@matiasramonsanchez9361]

The Raptor is a clever boy.

[@Windyyyyyyyyy]

"Karl it says here that you were once a raptor residing in venuzuela for almost twenty years surviving on nothing but bugs and feces"

[@rushnerd]

Jurassic World

[@yendaru]

Ｒｕｓｈｎｅｒｄ its true :/

[@ariesstone429]

Still more better than Jurassic world

[@TalkSickMass]

Did the fucking show predicted Fallen Kingdom

[@alejandrocasamalhuapa4977]

When raptors go all MacGyver xD

[@LPGamerOo]

Clever girl

[@user-tr7ty7ik5w]

100th like!

[@matiasramonsanchez9361]

this raptor is a male.

[@maximusdarkultima]

this was the original script for the lost world but once spielberg saw this he had it rewritten.. no really

[@powdgaze]

Tommy Wiseau's Jurassic Park

[@GabyGeorge1996]

Powder hahaha what a story Raptor

[@OGPepsiman]

When someone in an argument says something that you can easily use to destroy them in that argument 0:31

[@Seoul20000]

I want more of that talking dinosaur!!!!

[@Glitcher2000]

Watch the dream sequence in Jurassic Park 3.

[@brettpatterson404]

Better than Jurassic World Dominion.

[@patrickkennedy6687]

Love Hammonds Scottish accent here lol

[@williamrusso3130]

"Uh, Sugar Booger, how long have we had a raptor in the closet?"

[@SirPaladin]

in the next "Jurassic World" sequel the raptors will do this & be voiced by Chris Pratt.

[@megagrey]

And people wonder why fans STILL speculate Maisie Lockwood in JP5 is part-raptor.

[@shumin393]

I been looking for this all day

[@JulianEaton]

Favorite Critic preview of all time #GOAT

[@JoshLefelhocz]

Heh, this was hilarious. Especially from 0:31 on.

[@humphreydumpson]

Thank god, I only had 20 free seconds not 50 so I appreciate this.

[@Dalton_Boardman2000]

This style of animation reminds me of something. Maybe a mixture of Doug and Hey Arnold?

[@countD8852]

Smarter than any of the plot points in Jurassic Park 5...World 2...

[@rosegirl3220]

This is actually better than the real Jurassic Park 2

[@colekimball4945]

This scene has lived in my head since i first saw it on TV as a kid in the 90s 😂 I was just thinking about it so i had look it up and see if it was on YT

[@trollerpilotxiv3079]

Probably gonna be Jurassic World 2: Fallen Kingdom in a nutshell.

[@kali3665]

Non sequitur did a gag where a dinosaur confronts a "caveman," and the caveman says, "One of us is an anomaly here, and since I know what 'anomaly' means, I'm guessing it's you." To which I responded, having the dinosaur say, "You may be right, but I'm five times your size and I have teeth, so I don't care." [CHOMP!]

[@Jteee1]

Thank you Coxn'crendor because this is hilarious

[@NodDisciple1]

Still better than the actual JP2...and all the other sequels.

[@ShyGuy83]

Still better than the real Jurassic Park sequels.

[@daddyfloyd268]

Sup.

[@redskull378]

Not the lost world

[@PrivateDinosaurs]

The Lost World’s amazing

[@redskull378]

@@PrivateDinosaurs I agree.

[@DasKame]

and i also fell asleep...

[@natureshamy]

I would watch the shizz out of this.

[@kylechmieleski5310]

It's better than the Jurassic World sequels

[@adamharris7775]

A blonde haired girl was voiced by Christine Cavanaugh.

[@lincolngraham5158]

Oh man I loved the critic

[@MackingCheese99]

I need more like this

[@yuco817]

the 90´s yeah!

[@casaroli]

@megadracosaurus it's a parody of Jurassic park 1, since this season of the show aired in 94 and the second movie didn't come out until 97

[@luke769animations]

Wait…. My neighbor is named Mr. Pilkington… he also has a gun and he eats raw meat.… probably nothing!

[@bradleys-straw-7084]

i'm not sure which is better: the raptor doing a walking motion with his hands when he says "suspension bridge" or the fact that is just a gremins 2 joke

[@grimshock6983]

Wait. I KNOW A MR. PILKINGTON! He said he had a Skin Condition, the same as Invader Zim

[@bozoben]

is that part of ur skin condition, zim? no ears? ...... yes.

[@AQuestionofCharacter]

It's hilarious that the raptor admits the suspension bridge is crudely constructed.

[@abdullahilhan1713]

Raptor: Thanks for motivating me, dude.

[@perlamunoz2707]

Brilliant!

[@horaciosi]

Still better than the actual sequel.

[@opaquiosq]

34 views! This is one of the greatest TV moments ever.

[@seronymus]

0:31 so that's where that old reaction image is from after all these years...

[@Jasandiz]

should the writters said Jurassic Park III and they would have nailed it 🤣 I still loose it when the Raptor says: Alan! Alan!

[@RoastBeefQueefSniffer]

This show ruled

[@brucestevenson1006]

"But perhaps I said too much!" Dude you said everything!

[@blooky102]

original toffy if i do say so myself xD

[@emcvideoproductions500]

It's funny because they actually did make a 2nd Jurassic Park.

[@osseousrex2755]

Philosorapter! "DD

[@impguardwarhamer]

Eli Copperman they made 4

[@emcvideoproductions500]

Communist_Penguin Is it any good?

[@impguardwarhamer]

Eli Copperman which one? I've only seen the first 3, i can't renember how good they where either.

[@emcvideoproductions500]

Communist_Penguin The 4th

[@jonathanwright8025]

Better than the real Jurassic Park 2.

[@issacflores2010]

No

[@metal134]

+issac flores Well, considering that Jurassic Park 2 was a steaming pile of dog shit, yes.

[@issacflores2010]

metal134 you're a steaming pile of dogshit

[@jonathanwright8025]

issac flores Ah... KZbin comment section - you never fail me...

[@metal134]

issac flores Hating a shitty movie makes me a steaming pile of dog shit? Wow, I didn't know that I was better than you!

[@bowebryce735]

that was awsome

[@theZinator]

“Alan!”

[@raptorguy6464]

Clever move raptor, very clever move...

[@optimalhazza]

The poshest Raptor around ladies and gentleman.

[@UltraPowerProductions]

I watched the lost world Jurassic Park, the clip that I noticed was how the Papa T-Rex (aka tyrannosaurus buck) went on a rampage in San Diego

[@Tigerman1138]

Did you know they played this just before Jurassic World. TMZ REPORTED the rumors were true. Speilburg was a huge fan of "The Critic."

[@jaredmoore3825]

That same paper key under the door was used one of the Jurassic World movies 😅

[@MaxPower-ke5rq]

Better than the actual Jurassic Park 2

[@hummakawula]

But in "Jurassic World 2" Maisie used a trick with keys from this cartoon. We live in a time when Sherman and the smiling Tyrannosaurus from Al Yankovic's song canon

[@DasKame]

Aw Sweet. i also fell asleep by Jurassic Park 2....

[@tristen151]

Life finds a way

[@xRob]

this show had great humor and was great. Family guy etc got heavily inspired by it i guess.

[@claytonclark1031]

Metaphor becomes prophecy

[@GrassValleyGreg]

I tried to trap a Raptor in a closet once... And it's true- they're too smart.

[@rahnal21]

This predicted fallen kingdom

[@Titleknown]

Still better than The Lost World.

[@Titleknown]

Also, anyone else get flashbacks from this of the "Brain Gremlin" from Gremlins 2? You have no idea how much I'd love to see a character like that in the JP franchise...

[@rushnerd]

Still better than Jurassic World

[@VoodooRaisins]

Ｒｕｓｈｎｅｒｄ Which you haven't seen, soooo......why are you judging it?

[@MrDOCTORDERPY]

VoodooRaisins some people don't like the idea of a movie being good

[@AllosaurusJP3]

the lost world is a 100 times better than any movie that they make today😂 its one of the best movies ever made, 10/10 for me

[@AtlantaCommercials96]

Where is Vince Vaughn in this? I can't seem to find them anywhere in this movie. lol

[@yourmother897]

I’d like to imagine that Jurassic park two just has Lex, Ian and John

[@ComicAuzi]

I wanna see this movie! Thumbs up if you agree!

[@N8veJay]

Toffee from Star vs the Forces of Evil

[@thoughtfuldevil6069]

That moment when you realize this is a better sequel than any of the Jurassic World movies.....

[@ZackExplorer28]

that moment when you realize that i'm not a Sheep who follows some jackass hating on Jurassic World because they literally got nothing better to do with their time!

[@eyeofbrown1387]

I actually liked the 1st Jurassic World movie, but haven’t seen the other 2 yet

[@ryanmoore6259]

@@eyeofbrown1387 The second was one of the stupidest movies I've ever seen

[@GibbGobb64]

This is like a proto Family Guy cutaway gag

[@damotoneko1500]

Okay, that's a cool raptor.

[@kevinsaget123]

That raptor reminds me of Wile E. Coyote

[@markusnavergard2387]

this kinda came true

[@eggmannega6895]

I actually thought they made an animated series based off of the movie.

[@possiblepilotdeviation5791]

Hmm... I always assumed the island was on the Pacific side of Costa Rica.

[@blueraccoon1088]

0:43 clever dino

[@somebuddyX]

I wonder if the odd jobs included having a paper route and producing for XFM.

[@KillaCaliHustle]

Dude I swear to God I saw this clip and thought it was from Animaniacs

[@mr.x8880]

Chances are the dinosaur talking in response to being told he’ll never get off the island was supposed to be unexpected and a surprise to those watching this?

[@angellorodriguez2218]

👍👍👍

[@bobafettjr85]

Was anyone else watching Jurassic World: The Fallen Kingdom and think of this scene?

[@Jdabomb93]

In the book, the raptors just used the boat to get off the island.

[@that-one-dude23]

The Lost World Jurassic Park in a nutshell