The CRITICAL FLAW with Modern Fighter Jets

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Hasard Lee

Hasard Lee

Күн бұрын

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@HasardLee
@HasardLee Жыл бұрын
I'm giving away an F-35 Zap to someone who likes, shares, and leaves a comment. Good luck!
@Nick-xe2hu
@Nick-xe2hu Жыл бұрын
Your intro says, "I was" an Air Force fighter pilot. Are you no longer?
@zac3392
@zac3392 Жыл бұрын
Sure I’ll take an F-35… I’ll build a runway behind my house real quick!
@LRRPFco52
@LRRPFco52 Жыл бұрын
So you can be releasing Fox 2 while tactically skydrating without concern. Nice
@Kazperh
@Kazperh Жыл бұрын
@@Nick-xe2hu I'm pretty sure he's reserve now.
@jarmstrong8540
@jarmstrong8540 Жыл бұрын
Hasard, I hate to bring it up, but what about #2?
@argoswaits2084
@argoswaits2084 Жыл бұрын
I'm constantly amazed by the fact that you guys manage to do all these high g maneuvers while being dehydrated, a true testament to your skills as fighter pilots
@appa609
@appa609 Жыл бұрын
This time next year everyone will be overstressing airframes because their G-tolerance shot up so much
@On-Our-Radar-24News
@On-Our-Radar-24News Жыл бұрын
I had no idea that this was a serious threat to our pilots. This is a game changer for sure.
@Ulvetann
@Ulvetann Жыл бұрын
Them pilots ought to leave a bad review on trip-advisor; *"Most excellent view, but big negative on toilet services. Also missing soap and handkerchief."*
@termitreter6545
@termitreter6545 Жыл бұрын
I knew about toilet complexity from reading about spaceflight, but always expected that they got some solution for fighter jets. But damn, they flew 5 hour missions with F16s without peeing or using diapers? Thats actually insane.
@michalpeterka8041
@michalpeterka8041 Жыл бұрын
Russian fighter pilots are giggling to that middle age
@termitreter6545
@termitreter6545 Жыл бұрын
@@michalpeterka8041 Russian fighters dont got toilets either. I think only the SU-34 has something similar to Skydrate, but that thing is also set up as a (somewhat short range) bomber. Generally russian plane comfort is way worse than american planes. Its like situational awareness and intuitive controls is foreign concept to their designers.
@michalpeterka8041
@michalpeterka8041 Жыл бұрын
@@termitreter6545 oh come on. this is sorted out in their presure overal for 35 years
@hendongooner7383
@hendongooner7383 Жыл бұрын
Astounding that a 5th Gen fighter aircraft such as the F-35 did not take into account such a fundamental human factors issue.
@JLotG
@JLotG Жыл бұрын
Neither does the raptor, as far as I know only bombers have restrooms
@hphp31416
@hphp31416 Жыл бұрын
@@JLotG su34 is fighter bomber with toilet
@mr.oppenthunder2527
@mr.oppenthunder2527 Жыл бұрын
Engineers don't poop
@Dev-In-Denver123
@Dev-In-Denver123 Жыл бұрын
Simple answer. That was not the engineers job. Limited funding, when designing and building the aircraft. Too many headaches already without having to worry about how the pilots going to take a piss.
@GonzoTehGreat
@GonzoTehGreat Жыл бұрын
​@@Dev-In-Denver123 Limited funding? You're having a laugh. The JSF program is the most expensive fighter program in history.
@dougwatson5011
@dougwatson5011 Жыл бұрын
As a former aircraft maintainer, my hats off to the engineers who go through extensive designing, testing, and improving systems that make it easier on pilots.
@CockatooDude
@CockatooDude Жыл бұрын
Nah fuck those guys, keep your hat on. Your head will get cold and then you'll get sick, and it's not worth getting sick over piss bag engineers. Is it a pretty dope piss bag? Yeah it's a pretty dope piss bag. However it's also a piss bag that should've been implemented 50 years ago and wasn't. And that's the real crime here.
@thomashelm6931
@thomashelm6931 Жыл бұрын
Perhaps an AFSC in piss support technician?
@Ender_Wiggin03
@Ender_Wiggin03 Жыл бұрын
@@thomashelm6931 let AFE take care of it.
@OrionRox
@OrionRox Жыл бұрын
After your 'F-16 Across the Ocean' video I was always wondering how did you guys take the bathroom break while flying formation. I had no idea that piddle-pack involved such high risks. Skydrate is truly revolutionary.
@HasardLee
@HasardLee Жыл бұрын
Glad to hear from a longtime viewer. Flying formation while trying to do this, particularly in the weather, can be terrifying
@tzd
@tzd Жыл бұрын
Oh okay so it is Skydrate. I thought I heard Skydrip :P
@shadowrealms2676
@shadowrealms2676 Жыл бұрын
@@HasardLee what plane did u fly at the test?
@Only_God_Is_Allah_SWT
@Only_God_Is_Allah_SWT Жыл бұрын
@@HasardLee at 11:25 You were doing skydrating, do aviators do cigarette break like this?
@dextermorgan1
@dextermorgan1 Жыл бұрын
​@@Only_God_Is_Allah_SWT Are you serious? You seriously think these are the type of people that smoke, AND you think they'd do it in a $100 million dollar fighter jet? That's a weird statement my man.
@bertg.6056
@bertg.6056 Жыл бұрын
I have flown across country from San Diego CA to Oshkosh WI in a Cessna 170, and can attest that this 'issue' is not confined to the F-35. Hasard, many thanks for addressing this very sensitive yet terribly important subject.
@alvaro93364
@alvaro93364 Жыл бұрын
How do you do it? Autopilot?
@vanjamenadzer
@vanjamenadzer Жыл бұрын
Isn't it possible to pee into a bottle with wide cap?
@bertg.6056
@bertg.6056 Жыл бұрын
@@vanjamenadzer Of course it is. Make sure you have a screw top lid, natch.
@crimsonsnow2469
@crimsonsnow2469 Жыл бұрын
​@@alvaro93364 Unless the Cessna is retrofitted, trim is your friend. As one once said, trim is a poor man's autopilot.
@synonyx
@synonyx Жыл бұрын
As a GA Pilot, even we when flying long distances will dehydrate ourselves the same way. You can definitely feel it when you step out of the plane. Hopefully something like this finds a way to GA one day.
@d_kortman
@d_kortman Жыл бұрын
As a helicopter pilot, especially in a Robinson with no autopilot, going hands off controls is pretty much impossible for a long duration (few minutes) so even a piddle pack for me wouldnt work. However, having a skydrate system would be fundemental if I had fuel tanks big enough to have this issue lol.
@nicu-gs3qs
@nicu-gs3qs Жыл бұрын
Always gotta bring an empty Gatorade bottle for cross country flights 😂
@archerpiperii2690
@archerpiperii2690 Жыл бұрын
Here in Arizona you really don't want to do that. The heat makes it hard enough to fly, intentionally dehydrating is just asking for trouble.
@Case16710
@Case16710 Жыл бұрын
Glad to see they are finally addressing the Number 1 problem of modern fighter jets.
@Ulvetann
@Ulvetann Жыл бұрын
In old days, You could at least open a window and throw the bottle out.
@gshenaut
@gshenaut Жыл бұрын
And now for number 2...
@EvyWuf2016
@EvyWuf2016 Жыл бұрын
@@gshenaut Those are significantly easier to hold in.
@noahhastings6145
@noahhastings6145 Жыл бұрын
@@EvyWuf2016 Worst case, just drop some bombs
@IIISentorIII
@IIISentorIII Жыл бұрын
What about number 2 if you have to go?
Жыл бұрын
I am so proud to be part of the team that builds these SKYDRATE systems. It is so awesome to see you all using it. Thank you for your service and your talents!
@idolhanz9842
@idolhanz9842 Жыл бұрын
I certainly pray Skydrate will give our airmen a huge physiological advantage over adversaries, as such, I hope they dont find out and copy it.
@Humbulla93
@Humbulla93 Жыл бұрын
@@idolhanz9842 you do realize that a simple bag holding your piss isn´t some magical 10th generation technology? P.S don´t worry no need to copy such simple low tech. gosh you yanks are truly a gem of evolution
@thebosscatman7
@thebosscatman7 Жыл бұрын
Do you think you can build one that has vibration ?
@ronnieprater6378
@ronnieprater6378 Жыл бұрын
I just went through a stint in the hospital and they used two different external catheters. Neither work. Much work needs to be done.
@michaelwerkov3438
@michaelwerkov3438 Жыл бұрын
@Humbulla93 gotta love us 'mercans. Most have literally never left their own county, yet 'we know' were the only ones who 'know' everything about everything... sight unseen. We know our health care is the only way... because tv told us and we cant do math to check!
@user-BeakerA-10-B737
@user-BeakerA-10-B737 Жыл бұрын
This was a big issue in my 20 years of flying single-seat fighters. You get up and drink a few cups of coffee, have a soda or water getting ready to fly and as soon as I was strapped in and ready to takeoff, my bladder started to yell. "Hey, empty me!" Glad there is now a solution to this issue. Thanks. Beaker Out!
@mitchellgonzalez6595
@mitchellgonzalez6595 Жыл бұрын
It’s awesome to see new technologies coming along making it safer for our service members flying and for people in the future who want to fly fighters like me.
@evrydayamerican
@evrydayamerican Жыл бұрын
It is awesome along with some of the other tech I have seen him test already. When they put all this new stuff together it should give our aviators a clear advantage. Check out hazards video on those technologies its pretty cool stuff. Like it tracks your heart rate, blood oxygen and a few other things.
@jimm2216
@jimm2216 Жыл бұрын
I appreciate you sharing one of those "not talked about" but very real and, as you highlighted, very serious issues faced by our pilots. Thank you for your insight and thank you for your service!
@snifflesfpv7321
@snifflesfpv7321 Жыл бұрын
As a glider pilot i was beyond thrilled to see development in this field… I hope to soon see financially viable options for the recreational markets. It truly is a hassle flying in a group of 20+gliders in a competition and having to deal with a piddle pack. Let alone the tactical dehydration factors. Thanks for informing, great video!
@johndees967
@johndees967 Жыл бұрын
WW2 and the Battle of Britain air war was especially tough on pilots. I knew a older gent back in the day who was ground crew on Spitfires. He told me that they fed the pilots Blueberries, I think it was, in the belief it helped their visual acuity. He said that it was common for them to have to hose out the cockpits after combat. I have no reason to doubt his recollections and this excellent presentation really brought home the problem. Excellent video. I am stunned at how little space there is for the pilot in this hi-tech jet!!!! Glad to be a ground pounder!
@aengberg1
@aengberg1 Жыл бұрын
The most amazing thing about this is that it wasn't done years ago. It's like we're too embarrassed to admit we pee so we just ignore it. Good video, thanks for sharing.
@zohrab22
@zohrab22 Жыл бұрын
By far and a way the scariest flight I've ever had was being stuck in a Piper with a young woman beside me who desperately needed to pee but wouldn't let me divert because she figured she could hold it. A couple of hours later, if was gusting like crazy on final but there was no way in hell she would let me go around. As soon as I reached the FBO, she flung the door open and almost ran into the still-spinning prop on her way to find the can. I've never encountered someone so totally devoid of reason.
@blake9908
@blake9908 Жыл бұрын
Hey man, don't let a passenger tell you how to fly. If you need to go around, then you MUST go around.
@SpecJack15
@SpecJack15 Жыл бұрын
Dumb woman, peeing your pants is nothing compared to getting your arm sliced by the running prop.
@artgreen6915
@artgreen6915 Жыл бұрын
And also don't allow her to 'let you' or not let you divert. If she might end up as a distraction and you're genuinely prepared to divert then do it. If she can hold it to the apron at the diversion great. Once you're parked up there I doubt she'll be demanding you take off immediately!
@termitreter6545
@termitreter6545 Жыл бұрын
Yeah thats actually kinda scary.
@snifflesfpv7321
@snifflesfpv7321 Жыл бұрын
My scariest flight is related to the same issue. I’m a glider pilot and was new to the whole long duration thing. So armed with my piddle pack I went on a long flight, but I had a massive psychological blockage when it came to going… it just wouldn’t go. I gave it time and figured it would start to run eventually. It didn’t, I eventually started blacking out from the pain, just barely made it back to my home airport and just like that. On the ground all was good and thing ran… had pains in my bladder and kidneys for a couple days after. Since then I have overcome this issue, but the thought of what could have happened that day still scares me.
@1hornet1
@1hornet1 Жыл бұрын
Ha ha...I was not expecting the content of this video after reading the title. Have you seen the video on KZbin where women fighter pilots demonstrate all of their female devices? So many questions answered! LOL I was a Plane Captain on Hornets in the Marines. I have found several devices in the cockpit when attempting to pin the seat and every time I was quick to yell over my shoulder "NOT SO FAST SIR! You forgot a little something".
@dgax65
@dgax65 Жыл бұрын
I can't even imagine how difficult it must be to take a leak into a piddle pack while wearing an exposure suit and flying a high performance jet. I've had plenty of sub-optimal experiences taking a leak while on a kayak and wearing dry pants. Worse case I piss on myself and roll off into the water. It's not like I'm going to lose control at 20,000 feet and then find myself needing to eject, but I unstrapped from the seat. I'm glad they came up with a system to deal with this issue for our aviators.
@yaakovs7729
@yaakovs7729 Жыл бұрын
I find it amazing that with all major advancements they have made to these jets, it took decades to figure out this seemingly simple solution for peeing!
@Warcraze13
@Warcraze13 Жыл бұрын
I was always wondering how fighter pilots deal with this. I learned about the "piddle pack" watching this channel but I never realized how difficult this would be in practice.
@martinc.720
@martinc.720 Жыл бұрын
'We've got green. That means good." Gives a whole new meaning to "Green means go".
@rogerbordine7
@rogerbordine7 Жыл бұрын
Human factors was my major in college. Sad that so many had to die for this to take so long to develop. Million$ could have been saved too… “miSsiOn FiRsT” was always such a detriment to anything we were studying, it made me question so much about the industry and understand the big shift to so many missions being transitioned to UAV’s
@internetrules8522
@internetrules8522 Жыл бұрын
I think human factors is really cool but idk much about it. Am I right in thinking NASA did a lot to progress human factors? IIRC airliner crew resource management took massive inspiration from NASA
@kevinw4267
@kevinw4267 Жыл бұрын
hey another fellow HF engineer!
@cprogrck
@cprogrck Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of an old joke. F16 pilot says watch this and does a barrel roll. C130 pilot says watch this... F16 pilot says I didn't see anything. C130 - I just got up took a piss and got a cup of coffee. Lol
@Th1s230
@Th1s230 Жыл бұрын
Dude this was absolutely informative and hilarious. But it's always the littlest things that causes a lot of problems. Glad we're moving forward.
@crazyyoda8721
@crazyyoda8721 Жыл бұрын
The intelligence, skill and courage our fighter pilots have makes me so proud.
@stejer211
@stejer211 Жыл бұрын
Being proud of someone else doing the heavy lifting is easy and lazy.
@crazyyoda8721
@crazyyoda8721 Жыл бұрын
@Ste Jer OK Ken
@stejer211
@stejer211 Жыл бұрын
@@crazyyoda8721 You make me so proud.
@evhvariac2
@evhvariac2 Жыл бұрын
@@stejer211 lol
@EdoardoJacucci
@EdoardoJacucci Жыл бұрын
Thanks Hasard for the video. In gliders we often fly over 5 hours. Some times 8-10 hours. Some of us use Uridom as a relief system. It is basically a simpler version of the SkyDry.
@dan725
@dan725 Жыл бұрын
lol “when you have to go…” said as “when you gotta go” in the mural in the background LOL. I know this is serious business, but your intro and everything made me laugh especially about the past solutions to this issue. Highly informative! Thanks for taking the time to make this video!
@williambunting803
@williambunting803 Жыл бұрын
Very excellent. Finally adult design for an everybody problem. My Dad as navigator/bombardier in B17’s said to “go” they took a can and balanced on the bridge in the bomb bay with accidents common. In similar vein, one story I like to tell is that my Dad was at Hickam Field during the attack on Pearl Harbour. In the after math of the attack when everything was getting back to normal a notice was put up requiring that to use the toilet a maximum of 13 sheets of paper should be used. He was amused that some desk guy had to do the maths to determine how often people go, how many people there were, and what there stocks of rolls were against when re supply was likely. These are human issues. It’s a shock that it has take this long for the services to develop solutions.
@tip6415
@tip6415 Жыл бұрын
Good to see you talking to Billie. This guy is just awesome. Combat vet, test pilot ... can't say enough about him! And you, Hasard. Good vid as always!
@garyplewa9277
@garyplewa9277 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the good laugh with the story about the Whistling $hithouse. You've earned another subscriber. As a civilian pilot I am well aware of the distraction from a painfully full bladder. Never did I give a thought about military ops, figuring it was addressed in a manner equally sophisticated as the aircraft itself. This was an interesting and very informative video.
@chrish0001
@chrish0001 7 ай бұрын
“3% dehydration = 50% performance reduction” - what an incredible statistic
@noahpaez4266
@noahpaez4266 Жыл бұрын
While not a pilot (yet...) I am a huge fan of long haul road trips by car and motorcycle. Thankfully I have the convenience of stopping to use the bathroom whenever I please, however even on just a motorcycle I know the hazards of dehydration and NEVER risk it. If I was in a pilot's position I'd 100% be shopping for some huggies for myself
@yanniskouretas8688
@yanniskouretas8688 Жыл бұрын
In my 26 years of service as a HAF tech WO surely I have come across the occasional wet ejection seat of a pilot who couldn't hold any longer ... everybody does it - nobody talks about it .....
@theclassicliberal1915
@theclassicliberal1915 Жыл бұрын
Very informative video Hasard. No civilian would ever see a problem with this and think about these issues
@flyjets
@flyjets Жыл бұрын
I was an A-10 Pilot... talk about a slow trip across the pond.. Winter months were the month as we had to wear a "poopy suit" Exposure suit over our flight suit (think heavy weight, water proof, with a very heavy and difficult to operate waterproof zipper). Man, trying to pee was an experience... Plus, we didn't have an autopilot back then... trying to go, while trying to keep it level with rudder pedals.. some funny scenes watching other guys slowly rolling over while trying to pee.. Sorry to see this hasn't changed...
@anthonymolina7416
@anthonymolina7416 Жыл бұрын
I thought A10s got transported in cargo planes when going overseas
@jenniferburton1711
@jenniferburton1711 Жыл бұрын
Love to see a fellow hockey player flying fighter jets
@MrRobertX70
@MrRobertX70 Жыл бұрын
I never imagined how serious of an issue this is. Glad to hear that something is being done to remedy it.
@Ilyak1986
@Ilyak1986 Жыл бұрын
Now *this* kind of talk is one you'll never see from a DCS player. (Sorry, Growling Sidewinder and Longshot!) In all seriousness, this was a very enlightening video, Hasard. But honestly, a very *interesting* one as well, since there's so much more that goes into a fighter plane beyond acrobatics that people see at air shows--and so many of those aspects are interesting in their own ways. Fighter procurements, mission planning, and yes, the physical and biological logistics of flying a jet for extended periods of time. Congratulations on being one of the few individuals that has basically sort of revived "Weekday Wings" (only on the Discovery Channel) for me. Keep up the amazing work.
@dan725
@dan725 Жыл бұрын
Are you me?! Wings on Discovery channel was my FAVORITE show growing up! And GS and LongShot are my favorite DCS youtubers!
@Ilyak1986
@Ilyak1986 Жыл бұрын
​@@dan725 hah...birds of a feather!
@ZdrytchX
@ZdrytchX Жыл бұрын
question is how safe is it in an ejection? will it rip your schtik off if something goes wrong?
@nicholasnicholas472
@nicholasnicholas472 Жыл бұрын
We need to adapt this for long haul truck drivers LOL 😂
@DaydreamNative
@DaydreamNative Жыл бұрын
Most amazing part of this to me was the aileron roll while drinking and holding an open bottle.
@rickmarron6775
@rickmarron6775 Жыл бұрын
I try to watch all of Hasards videos but the intro sounded like he used the past tense to describe his air force career. Did I miss the retirement announcement? If so congratulations Hasard on a successful career in service to our country.
@anthonyscott5134
@anthonyscott5134 Жыл бұрын
This is fantastic, but there’s one more issue that wasn’t mentioned and that the Skydration system, as far as I know, can handle. So Hasard, what about doing number 2? If you’re eating, inevitably you’re going to need some throne time.
@KC_Smooth
@KC_Smooth Жыл бұрын
Hopefully you can get into a schedule where you go in the morning or at night. You're not gonna be in the aircraft for 24 hours, so if nature calls then you'll just have to tighten up until you land 😂
@ph5915
@ph5915 Жыл бұрын
I wonder if there's a civilian/commercial system that's available (and affordable) yet? Every flight in my 1969 C172K is a long flight 🤣
@justafan5179
@justafan5179 Жыл бұрын
"Don't think anyone's done a barrel roll while whizzing" .... ear yer heart out Tom Cruise 😁. This was an awesome video!
@haraldwolte3745
@haraldwolte3745 Жыл бұрын
This is a really interesting channel. I'm still trying to figure out who pays for it. It costs tens of thousands of dollars an hour to fly those aircraft, and this is being done just so I can be entertained about in flight toilet systems? Is this paid by US mil recruiting, or by companies promoting products to the US mil? It seems unlikely that Haszard makes enough on merch to fund this. Genuinely curious to find out.
@Irishwhitewater257
@Irishwhitewater257 9 ай бұрын
That process sounds like a nightmare. Edit: the old process, the new one sounds like a dream.
@deltaecho1776
@deltaecho1776 Жыл бұрын
Hasard, could you explain why military uav’s like the predator and reaper can use ground based remote pilots but fighters do not? It would seemingly solve the human problems like restrooms and g forces making the aircraft even more maneuverable. Also, this reminds me of Ironman 2 🎥 “what do you do if you have to pee in suit?”.
@LRRPFco52
@LRRPFco52 Жыл бұрын
Lag time, Situational Awareness, and some of the weapons most US fighters can carry require man-in-the-loop weapons release authority (nukes). Every TACAIR platform except the A-10C and F-15C can carry tactical nukes like the B-61 for the tactical nuke strike mission profile.
@SandyRavaged
@SandyRavaged Жыл бұрын
Critical non algorithmic thinking
@Patriot-bn9om
@Patriot-bn9om Жыл бұрын
The human is the weakest link in the aircraft. Without a human on board the aircraft could be so much more capable. The aircraft could be smaller, faster, take more G's, and have much longer endurance, and of course it would take humans out of harms way. Remote, automated, or even AI piloting seems to be likely somewhere down the road. Surely, their are some, maybe many, human fighter pilots who consciously or unconsciously undermine the idea of moving in that direction for the sake of fighter pilot glory. If not already, we should probably be investing in the necessary communications and automation research to develop the fool-proof technologies that would enable this.
@ChucksSEADnDEAD
@ChucksSEADnDEAD Жыл бұрын
​@@Patriot-bn9om Wrong. Human pilots ruin airframes easily. Humans in dogfight training over-G their aircraft if they're not careful, sending the fighter to a lengthly maintenance check to clear the airframe to fly again. Just listen to pilot interviews and podcasts, they retell stories about getting told off by their maintenance crews for over-G'ing airframes.
@douglasspaltro2697
@douglasspaltro2697 Жыл бұрын
Really great and important video! Thanks! I'm a retired USAF aircraft electrician (mostly F-16, and 1st Sgt, also did a tour with the USAF Thunderbirds and crew'd the 2-seater and had plenty of occasions to use a piddle pack....NOT fun!) and worked for Lockheed after retirement at the Ft Worth plant. I was a flight line supervisor on both the F-16 and F-35 sides and had the honor of launching out Billie Flynn many times....and always a consummate professional and all around good human being!
@exhebece5480
@exhebece5480 Жыл бұрын
DCS player, I enjoy your real technical and theoretical content which is seldom discussed or presented. Thanks!
@pyRoy6
@pyRoy6 Жыл бұрын
This needs to be incorporated into DCS!
@exhebece5480
@exhebece5480 Жыл бұрын
@@pyRoy6 LOL! careful what you ask for :) They might have to simulate some failures in game!
@flyfreak23
@flyfreak23 Жыл бұрын
Desert racers in Baja have been using pretty much this for years. They cost $10, maybe a bit more if you attach it to a piddle pack.
@Warpathallthetime
@Warpathallthetime Жыл бұрын
Jesus it never occurred to me how hard that effort must be in a plane. I hope they solve the issue soon. As someone who just gets nervous with IBS it makes it hard just to decide to go for a run without consideration of this issue. I suspect it ten times worse in combat.
@jamesharper7661
@jamesharper7661 Жыл бұрын
I am a former Crew Chief. Worked A7D's. They had "piss tubes" that sucked the urine to an exit on the right side of the fuselage just behind and below the cockpit. It would leave a hard yellow crust streak that was difficult to clean off at the wash rack. I am surprised that 40 years later they haven't already had better technology to take care of this important issue.
@hirsch9634
@hirsch9634 Жыл бұрын
Great content as usual! But it just amazes me to think that a problem as ubiquitous as "Oh man! I gotta piss like a racehorse!" was never really addressed in a serious manner since 1904. For crying out loud, did anyone actually listen when pilots landed and said "Hey Jack! Ya got a stick of Beamans? Oh, and can you figure out a good way to take a leak while I'm flying this thing?" Funny how the most natural, obvious, and yet pressing problems are the last to be solved. Cheers!
@hadiumer6777
@hadiumer6777 5 ай бұрын
There should be a comm brevity code for this. When a pilot is taking piss . He should announce so C2 and all players know not to disturb him
@anwahi
@anwahi Жыл бұрын
This is all about the pee, but what about the 💩
@JeremyZao
@JeremyZao Жыл бұрын
Whistling ****house got me🤣
@mikec5054
@mikec5054 Жыл бұрын
I first heard of this in the early 70s, living as a kid living on air force bases, they still have not solved it yet.
@Dirtyharry70585
@Dirtyharry70585 Жыл бұрын
F35 - 100million fighter- pissing in a bag without holding your Johnson, priceless.
@wiwa23
@wiwa23 Жыл бұрын
I could imagine people peeing in a barrel, now I can imagine people peeing in a barrel roll.
@ifredtandy
@ifredtandy Жыл бұрын
Even as a student, I didn't go to the school toilet. I don't even know what it looks like. I never had to go during those 8 hours. And so today at work. I drink water regularly and I don't have any health problems, but I noticed that since I was little I can go for a long time without having to go to the toilet. I've always wondered how someone has to go to the bathroom every hour and how someone goes to the bathroom as a guest.
@Raist474
@Raist474 Жыл бұрын
"Gee, that's neat." -Heavy pilots watching this on the aircraft toilet.
@dahawk8574
@dahawk8574 Жыл бұрын
What do scooters, fat chicks, and heavies have in common? Fun to ride, but you don't want to let your friends catch you doing it.
@portcybertryx222
@portcybertryx222 Жыл бұрын
It’s so fascinating to see how after a certain point in technology development the human factor becomes the limiting one but we still overengineer and innovate
@harringtonchampion
@harringtonchampion Жыл бұрын
Thank you for keeping our ground pounders safe! And thank you for answering the call.
@JoeBribem
@JoeBribem Жыл бұрын
That's awesome. Even have it colored properly for sewage waste.
@newmanattack
@newmanattack 2 ай бұрын
I've never understood why the most advanced military in the world couldn't figured out the Texas Catheter.
@The-Red-Baron
@The-Red-Baron Жыл бұрын
The whistling shit house… Funniest thing I have heard in my life!!! 😂😂😂
@something7239
@something7239 Жыл бұрын
Takes me back to an old joke: A cargo plane is flying along, doing cargo plane things, when a fighter jet comes up alongside. "My plane's far more capable. Watch this" says the fighter jock, as he proceeds to perform loop-de-loops and all manner of fast paced aerial maneuvers. "Very impressive," responds the cargo pilot. "But that's nothing, watch this." For ten minutes the large craft simply plods along straight and level. After a while, the cargo pilot comes back on the radio and says "So, what'd you think?" Fighter: "What d'you mean? You didn't do anything." Cargo: "I got up, stretched my legs, got some coffee, and went to the bathroom."
@fauxbro1983
@fauxbro1983 Жыл бұрын
Crazy I used a wide mouth Gatorade bottle when encountering this problem while driving. Emphasis on wide mouth lol
@AK-ky3ou
@AK-ky3ou Жыл бұрын
Sick, I’d never had imagined. Think of all the small stuff engineers and whoever else have to overcome.
@bluehornet6752
@bluehornet6752 Жыл бұрын
This is the same exact issue you face when flying civilian aircraft as well--especially when flying single-pilot IMC, without an autopilot. Did it for several years, and it's never fun to have to execute the COMPLETE approach (ie; full procedure turn, etc) while you're crossing your legs trying not to pee. Outstanding product, and a great episode.
@sammyh5006
@sammyh5006 Жыл бұрын
Now it makes more since why Admiral Cain emphasized "pilots gotta take a piss" in TOP GUN.
@darrylsmith7871
@darrylsmith7871 Жыл бұрын
Is that the new LIFT Airborne Technologies helmet at 11:25? This may deserve a video of it's own.
@deansawich6250
@deansawich6250 Жыл бұрын
Thanks. When I was a young teenager a family friend was flying F4s in Vietnam and sent me a flying helmet and with it a piddle pack as a joke, which I eventually figured out what it was for. LOL. One question on the new device, is what happens when a pilot has to eject? The tube seems to go outside the seat and the pilot disconnects from it during the process.
@TangoDelta8111
@TangoDelta8111 Жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking. Those hoses could catch on something upon ejection.
@prscrystalized3706
@prscrystalized3706 Жыл бұрын
The toilet would add extra weight. On the other hand in a closely fought dogfight, a well timed flush might make all the difference.
@jakobhoult1188
@jakobhoult1188 Жыл бұрын
Never have I watched someone take a leak on KZbin before, and I never realized I needed a sick backing track to my tinkles until now.
@alimoradi1195
@alimoradi1195 Жыл бұрын
I’m surprised it took this long for Air Force to figure out this problem. Technical scuba divers have had a similar system but without the pump for a long time. Astronauts also have a system they use. A tube, pump, and a bag is as simple of an engineering solution as you can get.
@chs76945
@chs76945 Жыл бұрын
This is one of those "nobody talks about it" things, so it took some courage to put this video out.
@danapeck5382
@danapeck5382 7 ай бұрын
The modern short-legged fighters and the diminishing, aging tanker fleet is my biggest concern
@b.chuchlucious5471
@b.chuchlucious5471 Жыл бұрын
Outstanding, good to hear that issue has been properly addressed. Go Luke, check six!
@Scootdog8472
@Scootdog8472 Жыл бұрын
My Grandfather after WW2 era was asked to remove his prostate to make more room for longer flights. Good thing my father was already born.
@greatsol2444
@greatsol2444 Жыл бұрын
😂For a brief moment I thought you were going to drink the Gatorade for demonstration!
@TheAlchaemist
@TheAlchaemist Жыл бұрын
Now imagine Maverick, doing his inverted flight, with a couple of those filled bags rolling around. Suddenly it is a lot less glamorous...
@rezamostafid8810
@rezamostafid8810 Жыл бұрын
First off: Thanks for the incredible AHA effect. I used to be a civilian pilot and had the same problem on some of the training aircraft ( solved with a lower tech solution ). Second: The pump must be capable of some hefty suction in case part of the tubing happens to force the liquid against the Gs you happen to pull ... ( not to mention cavitation effects ...) Third and final: Are we allowed to know why you announce "I was an Air Force pilot"?
@petergerdes1094
@petergerdes1094 Жыл бұрын
I presume the pump is only designed to work at relatively low Gs and that it's a one way flow system so there isn't any reverse flow to worry about from the bag.
@rezamostafid8810
@rezamostafid8810 Жыл бұрын
@@petergerdes1094 Thanks! makes sense....
@somethingelse4878
@somethingelse4878 Жыл бұрын
1:43 Now that chat up line will work on musicians
@bryanbishop2377
@bryanbishop2377 7 ай бұрын
This system won't be fully ready until you can do Happy Hour while flying! 😀
@ThePaulv12
@ThePaulv12 Жыл бұрын
I'm a trucker and I need coffee to maintain alertness. For me at least, I absolutely could not do this job without caffeine. I also don't drink enough water when at work and frequently say drop a pen or a load choke when outside the truck, pick it up only to think, I'm dehydrated. Hydration management is very difficult. On the one hand I'm consuming a diuretic for alertness, on the other not drinking enough water to replenish the water lost so I don't have to stop and pee all the time. I only drink triple shot coffee and limit myself to 3 per shift. It's a serious issue for me.
@sonnyburnett8725
@sonnyburnett8725 Жыл бұрын
As a retired airline guy, I believe the reference should be aircraft and not the jet. I realize it’s not as dramatic sounding but it’s always been the reference point.
@ZedNinetySix_
@ZedNinetySix_ Жыл бұрын
Supersonic barrel-roll pissing, thats gotta be the most satisfying piss of all time
@jhauss1
@jhauss1 6 ай бұрын
It’s like the Pure Wick in the hospital! I was astounded how well it worked when I saw it.
@Saint_Vincent1735
@Saint_Vincent1735 Жыл бұрын
I'm glad your highlighting this seriously.
@androidrebel
@androidrebel Жыл бұрын
A very interesting yet overlooked subject! My compliments!!
@benbosma
@benbosma Жыл бұрын
Hasard, I have 12 fighter drags in my career. All over vast bodies of water in a poopie suit. In the F4 at least you had a WSO who could keep you somewhere close to the tanker while you used the piddle pack. I am probably dating myself but when I first started they had a sponge in them. When we flew in pressure suits we wore a "pamper" and a Texas (condom) catheter which usually fell off. The ones with the moisture-absorbing powder with deodorant and antibacterial were very welcome. You should do a piece on cheese and ham cubes and how long you can last on candy bars on long sorties. My first single-seater after F4s was the A7D. It had a relief funnel on a leaky rubber hose with corroded fittings that drained straight down from the stick. Emptying a bottle of water into it while crossing your wingman over was part of new guy initiation. I'm glad they finally put some effort into making this a priority.
@pjackson8322
@pjackson8322 6 ай бұрын
Thats all well and good figuring out the #1 problem for pilots, what about the 2nd most important problem?
@rabbit3897
@rabbit3897 Жыл бұрын
imagine spending money, time, effort and alot of dedication in designing a plane only to have it nicknamed as "The Whistling Shithouse"
@richelias2973
@richelias2973 Жыл бұрын
Excellent instructional video. Very interesting information. Thanks
@stevess7777
@stevess7777 Жыл бұрын
The tactical music coming on as you start pissing is hilarious
@gregorymaupin6388
@gregorymaupin6388 Жыл бұрын
As a troubleshooter on an A-7E Corsair I remember seeing stain on the seat and aviator because the P Tube froze up at altitude the piddle pack was not in use at the time.
@PhantomMark
@PhantomMark Жыл бұрын
Isn't it nice to have a grown up conversation about something so important.....nice presentation by all.
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