"I really want an option to surrender.. I guess that's my French side"
@kilianfirebolt3 жыл бұрын
As patton once said: hed rather have a german army infront of him than a french one behind
@Laucian73 жыл бұрын
@@kilianfirebolt Yet, we remain the the first nation in the world in terms of military victories :). Patton was merely some general of some ungrateful young democracy that only emerged thanks to France.
@ole64983 жыл бұрын
he got me there haha
@parryhotter42833 жыл бұрын
As a German I can approve of that. Every French I ever met instantly retreated when he saw me
@kilianfirebolt3 жыл бұрын
@@Laucian7 okay so what about the missed oppertunity of invading germany in 1939? They were in the saarland, with tanks where the germans had no tanks/anti tank guns. They could have prevented a 6 year long war. Nobody wants to fight with cowards
@Franwow3 жыл бұрын
That man that made you not suffer the cheaters is a legend... Praises to him.
@IronFistGamingCSGO3 жыл бұрын
Really!
@csgowoes63193 жыл бұрын
"I need this"
@kumiharu3 жыл бұрын
If you ever feel useless, just remember that csgo has a report button
@IronFistGamingCSGO3 жыл бұрын
It is not useless.. If EVERYONE ALWAYS reported the hackers they wud be banned sooner.. But most people stop even reporting out of hopelessness( understandable) and thats why enough reports might not be getting submitted. I might be completely wrong on this concept tho xD but i feel everyone should always at least report them even when u know nothing is happening afterall anyways.
@tinku42713 жыл бұрын
@@IronFistGamingCSGO vac is just shit and overwatch is useless
@lieutent26543 жыл бұрын
@@IronFistGamingCSGO no. It’s useless. I have a folder with match share codes and profile permalinks. I usually 5man and I know when we all report. Not a single time where it’s literally blatant, where even a 5 year old can tell I put the code and link in that document, and they haven’t been banned to this day. Oldest match is from 2 months ago when I started. Literally have been logging it and see how uterally useless valve has been in this.
@iamelite203 жыл бұрын
@@tinku4271 stolen from reddit (this comment) not reply lmao
@tinku42713 жыл бұрын
@@iamelite20 huh, what did i steal, thats just my opinion on this games anti cheat
@7olkan3 жыл бұрын
Its nice to see that cs:go players know how to warmup their teammates and even enemies. What a wholesome community, helping step sisters everywhere.
@flipflop66333 жыл бұрын
100% Jeff’s next video will be “Global elite with Scouts only”
@xxtoxicxxxx81683 жыл бұрын
U called it bro
@katsuki12153 жыл бұрын
Pog
@matejtrupina12443 жыл бұрын
Predicted
@Kumar-bg6nr3 жыл бұрын
Damn son
@deus17843 жыл бұрын
Well done.
@p3rfectm3 жыл бұрын
You wont beleive me but since jeff started with the posture check i do it every couple of minutes while playing
@florentinaldenhovel77903 жыл бұрын
Me too
@taha_00393 жыл бұрын
same bro
@jumpsliding3 жыл бұрын
same lol
@alexchatzi91073 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@ilmistero06633 жыл бұрын
You just made me posture check while taking a shit, thank you
@xxxxyyyy44353 жыл бұрын
As a German I really liked the "French" Global Elite Badge from the intro ;)
@hugo51983 жыл бұрын
As a loser *
@bentbent14173 жыл бұрын
@@hugo5198 as a Rich
@hugo51983 жыл бұрын
As a nazi *
@benedikt_fbl45493 жыл бұрын
@@hugo5198 sure bc German = Nazi. Please stop with this shit.
@bentbent14173 жыл бұрын
@@benedikt_fbl4549 yeah this dude is stupid just ignore him
@thewraith18803 жыл бұрын
Jeff, we do not require favorite pasta. We require baguette-making tutorial.
@akafungus66233 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@tu4i7753 жыл бұрын
Baguette
@jakbes80743 жыл бұрын
He didnt showed pasta- otv4 but otc3
@Baja-B3 жыл бұрын
Me at work: Can't wait to play CSGO when I get home! Me playing CSGO filled with cheaters and smerfs: Why am I playing this game
@theRadulfus3 жыл бұрын
relatable. And it's smurfs, not smerfs :D
@sdaniaal3 жыл бұрын
Tbf I'm a player with over 2000+ hours and valve matches me with 200 hour scrubs...
@LiGanB3 жыл бұрын
@@sdaniaal I'm Silver Elite currently (unfortunately underranked though). Half of the silvers I see have over 2000 hours. I wish I was joking.
@joyfulbeing5962 жыл бұрын
Same here... i cant wait to play csgo at work... But i dont really care about ranked comp... bcuz I'm yet to find good 'regular' friends who ACTUALLY play to win and improve themselves.
@Baja-B2 жыл бұрын
@@LiGanB I have around 150 hours and I'm always getting put against 2k players. Rank decay is stupid
@NiceDZNintro3 жыл бұрын
HOUNGOUNGAGNE's intro be like : i paid for the whole shockwave pack and i will use the whole shockwave pack
@clawwer44043 жыл бұрын
you are one of the three people I haven't unsubscribed from that make csgo content, after not enjoying csgo anymore , and I still enjoy your videos... You survived the csgo content unsubscribtion purge! I'm glad I can watch your videos and relax! thank you for your great content !
@bibaguyperson29013 жыл бұрын
I imagine WarOwl and kliksphilip would be the other two?
@clawwer44043 жыл бұрын
@@bibaguyperson2901 very possible!
@izbsss3 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early, you were still an LEM.
@AxxLAfriku3 жыл бұрын
NO! NO! NO! Many people say I am sick in the head. NOOOO!!!! I don't believe them. But there are so many people commenting this stuff on my videos, that I have 1% doubt. So I have to ask you right now: Do you think I am sick in the head? Thanks for helping, my dear iwka
@hvrst62413 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku this guy is a bot OMEGALUL
@straytonox14923 жыл бұрын
la République en marche ?
@OneSaltyBruh3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku Please, shut the fuck up
@riderpsychopate3 жыл бұрын
"A" not "an"
@syndrixx12363 жыл бұрын
"Still haven't had any cheaters, that's fantastic" famous last words
@haystack18933 жыл бұрын
That tec-9 rush B bit had me rolling
@kingdandyy3 жыл бұрын
ALGORITHM DON'T YOU DARE FORGET MY DUDE JEFF -
@diemenschens61993 жыл бұрын
Jeff uploads = best feeling.
@Emile503 жыл бұрын
Just googled houngoungagne and google said he was a musical artist XD
@yashrawat94093 жыл бұрын
Jeff: Some LEM plays don't make sense Silver's on Dust'2 - Buys 5 AWPs and peek mid
@xxtoxicxxxx81683 жыл бұрын
Sounds like faze😂(they are not noobs just that they did that once in esl pro league)
@Just_n0mic3 жыл бұрын
you haven't seen the GNM's in SEA servers, everyone there plays like LEM or supreme XDD
@YumiNeeosu3 жыл бұрын
we did it and i got 4 kills on mid LOL
@hvrst62413 жыл бұрын
@@Just_n0mic it's either god player or just random rich who probably buys account
@ghostx80x23 жыл бұрын
bro im dmg and it still happens tho XD funny part is that they kill noone but its fun to watch
@volga4723 жыл бұрын
Quelle courage cet homme sur overpass, il a bien voulu donner de sa personne pour aider les autres !
@dusandobranic27463 жыл бұрын
Poster check is the reason i come back to your videos
@abdelaziznaloufi73513 жыл бұрын
"Run for your life, everyone for each other" had me dead
@idemetje36323 жыл бұрын
0:12 the croissant, white flags and baguettes make for a better global elite icon
@kekmitkeks93283 жыл бұрын
I honestly didn´t even see it
@simplex_52703 жыл бұрын
One thing i noticed about mm is that people like to use the "you won't know what im doing because even i don't know what im doing" card.
@unluckyrgg3 жыл бұрын
i use that card a lot because thinking causes me to overthink causing me to fuck up a lot more
@hvrst62413 жыл бұрын
Is that you on the pfp
@simplex_52703 жыл бұрын
@@hvrst6241 perhaps
@termilan3 жыл бұрын
Love your insides on these specific topics and the fact that you are always able to rethink your own opinion after new facts.
@siddharth26523 жыл бұрын
I love your videos jeff!! and the amount of effort you evidently put into making them really fun to watch always puts a smile on my face
@florentinamicu143 жыл бұрын
jeff: a good pistol round... subtitles: a good piss around
@IronFistGamingCSGO3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@teamarktis67703 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@_stotey3 жыл бұрын
You know, if you posted every day, you could almost prevent all your viewers possible back problems in the future... :P
@forsaken71613 жыл бұрын
I see what u did there 😏
@venomgt80943 жыл бұрын
Posture check is certainly one of most underrated thing in thw whole gaming community.... So this one time... THANK YOU JEFF
@rajatsmukherjee3 жыл бұрын
I like how Jeff has matured with his comments like not having access to all the POVs/data, while still keeping the videos enjoyable :D
@Grenan993 жыл бұрын
It's okay to give in to your french urge to surrender my friend Glad you're making videos again, just a random comment for the algo, best regards from Germany
@daksh45423 жыл бұрын
Spends a week preparing and all that comes out of the mouth in front of crush 5:34
@melperello3 жыл бұрын
are you talking about the "hello" or the "I'M THROWING A GRENADE" ?
@konigaminggr3 жыл бұрын
@@melperello the hello idiot
@melperello3 жыл бұрын
@@konigaminggr i think you didn't really understand that joke
@KureVids3 жыл бұрын
This is a random comment to please the algorithm lords!
@aarni45013 жыл бұрын
your upload schedule is finally good!
@aarni45013 жыл бұрын
@@Nikola-nv5zo ok
@Nikola-nv5zo3 жыл бұрын
@@aarni4501 wtf, i thought I leave a comment to the video not replying to you. Lol sorry
@dsdsdsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa32323 жыл бұрын
Dude, your editing skills are amazing and amused me all the time, thank you for giving me this good time
@imortal_born10263 жыл бұрын
Long time viewer rediscovering your channel. Glad to see you still posting my friend
@newplayer32593 жыл бұрын
after "Z-eco", "Tec-9 Rush B" xD
@turbitoescort74603 жыл бұрын
Yes i smile a lott,next one, is negeb moment
@toahasunny94623 жыл бұрын
i played 5 matches yesterday, every one of them had cheaters. One game the whole opponent team was spinbotting. I honestly don't know how to react to this anymore.
@IronFistGamingCSGO3 жыл бұрын
Same here man idk how to survive through those matches without ruining your mood and entire day
@quantipl11863 жыл бұрын
@@IronFistGamingCSGO solution is easy. Play something else
@Lukas23D3 жыл бұрын
This video didn't get recommend to me, so I am commenting to boost the algorythm
@IronFistGamingCSGO3 жыл бұрын
Your videos are the only one where i dont mind watching an ad in between a video xD
@crow21063 жыл бұрын
Why do i see you everywhere i go in this comment section???? XD
@Pawsesxd2 жыл бұрын
''i guess that's my French side'' while talking about the surrender option,you're now my favorite French person ever xdddd
@luismurteira88433 жыл бұрын
"Tec9 Rush BBBBBBB" that was ahahahahahhaha love it, I can't stop laughing
@Draver673 жыл бұрын
Him not picking up the USP at first round end gives me OCD.
@NotFreezySG3 жыл бұрын
Everytime Jeff uploads I have to sit up straight for the full video
@NobuNobuSimp3 жыл бұрын
Gotta love how Jeff has a Bayonet Lore and then a Safari Mesh AK47.
@fakefuy3 жыл бұрын
You're the first French who speaks English without a too big accent. I can handle and see all this video's thks ❤️
@ludovicoch39973 жыл бұрын
First french is exaggerated but i get the point ;)
@degrind64963 жыл бұрын
Thank you for another road to global Jeff :D
@RAJJU243 жыл бұрын
"tec-9 rush beeeeee" what a pure voice!!❤❤❤❤
@ionizah59563 жыл бұрын
Sometimes playing MM is like getting beaten to death with a boiled piece of broccoli...
@rishimehta44863 жыл бұрын
Lmao. Underrated comment.
@coopkink3 жыл бұрын
This did get recommended to me but im commenting still to boost algorithm. Even tho I stopped playing csgo I still like watching content so thumbs up for still playing
@chinoble13 жыл бұрын
you get me every time, slumped over my desk like a sloth. posture fixed... thanks jeff
@aly_osu3 жыл бұрын
I watched the video with my father and he was like: damn, can this french guy really speak English?
@tanmay_63633 жыл бұрын
My mother also said that 😔
@popcopone51723 жыл бұрын
@@tanmay_6363 my grandma also said the same
@jackyong66853 жыл бұрын
my dog said it too
@lebwoi27303 жыл бұрын
Honestly I think I like broccoli the most thanks for asking Jeff
@sk1mpy3 жыл бұрын
Last time i was this early, cbblestone still existed :c
@tauras77773 жыл бұрын
this guy is just something else..l the effort he puts in his videos is just amazing
@dbhlnn Жыл бұрын
- croissant invented by austrian bakers - baguette invented by viennese baker who went to paris houngoungagne confirmed austrian, nice
@wijrgo3 жыл бұрын
Hey Jeff first video I've watched of yours for a few months and you're still doing the "posture check". Just wanted to tell you that if you want to avoid further spine issues moving around more is much more important and also resistance training like deadlifts. Just keeping your back straight won't do anything -Someone who has dealt with spinal nerve compression and fixed it
@rypli83093 жыл бұрын
CSGO and DotA 2 players: We never surrender even in the worst time because comeback is real Valorant and LoL players: Did you just touch me with a stick when iamin heavy armor? I SURRENDEEEERRR
@fr4me.013 жыл бұрын
The fact remains I can count how many spinbots I have encountered in Valorant with no hands. I'd need to be some kind of weird octopus with each of the suction cups on my tentacles would be 10 spinbots played against on CSGO.
@honeybee74633 жыл бұрын
can someone explain why is it so hard to make new anticheat or use somthing like easyanticheat or battleeye?
@drschwandi36873 жыл бұрын
Hey Jeff, thank you for the upload. Enjoyed the video.
@p4t_p4t513 жыл бұрын
Eventhough i didnt think the german history might be important in a video game, i ate chocolate this morning
@Dann_3D3 жыл бұрын
3:06 doscientos* Segunda* I speak spanish and i was confused tryng to figure what did you said lol
@nutsinmabasket3 жыл бұрын
Jeff talking about cheaters and valve Me a TF2 casual player: eheh
@dixitjain17263 жыл бұрын
For some reason, even after spending 600 hours, playing normal matchmaking and solo queing, I keep getting matched against cheaters even in silver 5. I quit the game and started valorant 3 days ago, its a bit early to say, but I'm loving the game. Would recommend to anyone who is sick of cheaters.
@prakharaloksemwal19303 жыл бұрын
i freaking love the way you calmly handle cheaters. I usually just break my screen.
@nohay45493 жыл бұрын
Good to see you on track again. Take my comment, hey you, algorithm.
@Umari03 жыл бұрын
Why is my instant reaction to like and comment before even watch the video because I already know I'm going to like it maybe?
@crow21063 жыл бұрын
Because its the Baguett we all know and love
@nikolayletsgooo3 жыл бұрын
5:06 For those of you who want to enjoy once again the delicious Tec-9 Rush Beeee! 😆
@IronFistGamingCSGO3 жыл бұрын
Thanks xd
@raphaelhui39243 жыл бұрын
5:09 best moment KEKW
@noyanjaved44473 жыл бұрын
Good to see you back bro you are one of my favourite and the best in cs go youtubers 👌 no one can take ur place ❤
@paja20673 жыл бұрын
another quality video from Jeff! We love to see it
@robertov4353 жыл бұрын
Ese español de Jeff me da vida :3
@yikerss54473 жыл бұрын
8:10 "GG petardos" "Calla noob" Ese chat en español si se puede ver
@bringsik1003 жыл бұрын
kulo mboten ngertos kisanak 😭
@yikerss54473 жыл бұрын
@@bringsik100 yes
@Yahel___3 жыл бұрын
"Crisp clean lock boys" -DanM If you know you know.
@madinge7113 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows
@turbov76113 жыл бұрын
I stopped playing CSGO more than a year ago because of the amount of cheaters in high level CSGO, so that even if you met someone really good you always suspected cheats, and I promised myself I wouldnt come back until they made a more intrusive and sound anticheat (honestly I don't care if it gets all my personal info, as long as it works). I keep miss playing CSGO (playing Valorant instead) but these videos really help keeping me away from the cancer, thank you Jeff! #makeCSgreatagain
@pinissima993 жыл бұрын
Amazing granades tutorial! Smokes, flashes and mollies just *chef's kiss*
@PC_Ringo3 жыл бұрын
Love the content Jeff, GL getting out of LEM. Looking forward to the next episode :-) Cheers
@alex.x.61403 жыл бұрын
"Sometimes your opponents are having a really good day"="Sometimes your opponents have a way to bypass V.A.C"
@jamesb8163 жыл бұрын
tbf it's not like there is much to bypass.. valve might legit be some clowns throwing up due to spinning round in chairs all day, they just dgaf about their servers cos they know that anyone who values their time will just play faceit instead, and actually doing any amount of work is too much effort for them. They'd rather watch their servers reduce to smelly compost (scratch that compost is useful) than do anything about it
@ALTF263 жыл бұрын
#RIPValve. Love your positive outlook despite the circumstances
@TalhaRehman99773 жыл бұрын
Love your videos and I am glad you are back.
@matyasszatmari73153 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the upload jeff! Its good to hear that im not alone in being annoyed by the state of our beloved game :)
@flocke84943 жыл бұрын
I am currently really enjoying to eat zuccini (how tf do you even write this in English). Thanks Jeff, your sweet accent always reminds me of doing my French homework for university.
@timxu_3 жыл бұрын
For the surrender problem in valorant, I think it is lower ranks or unrated games that people surrender most. In gold - plat matches, the players are stubborn and try very hard to not surrender. This is because someone always says surrendering loses more rr (ranked points) . This causes games to become very negative or very positive if you make the comeback.
@kudo7433 жыл бұрын
Does fps n internet will affect ur skill ? since my only have 50-60fps but have terrible wifi 120-250ms my current rank is gn3 :(
@writetosrj3 жыл бұрын
Random comment I wish I could be half as calm as you when I encounter cheaters. You have taught me something today 😀
@AzureDrive3 жыл бұрын
Surrendering is always frustrating to me. Not just when my team does it, but when the enemy teams does. I signed up to play the game, not five rounds.
@Cut_in_Half3 жыл бұрын
Other people playing survival games with friends: *teamwork intensifies* Me while playing with the bois: 6:51
@FireOnYouTube3 жыл бұрын
Good "Old" videos are back ! j'adore ton travail
@Rpodnee3 жыл бұрын
Great content as always! You're my favorite CSGO youtuber along with Warowl.
@fugebitteeinennamenhinzu3263 жыл бұрын
"my current Rank ist legendary eagle" *shows picture of legendary eagle master*
@MrPclavera3 жыл бұрын
As a Spanish im pretty happy the only words you know aren't "espania paella toros ole ole" also i like your pronunciation
@Arun_Kumar_x863 жыл бұрын
do u guys know that LAZER has a full form it is '''Light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation'' , damn
@ethanblack56423 жыл бұрын
I love everything you have to say, can't wait to see more! I comment to help statistics
@mr.wahlberg45133 жыл бұрын
I love I got an ad when you said "I don't wanna pull out"
@DafuqLuLZ3 жыл бұрын
Commentaire au pif. La chèvre domestique (Capra hircus Linnaeus, 1758 ou Capra aegagrus hircus) est une espèce de mammifères herbivore ruminant, appartenant à la famille des bovidés, sous-famille des caprins. La plupart du temps, les chèvres sont domestiquées, mais on les trouve aussi à l'état sauvage dans quelques contrées du Caucase, d'Iran, d'Afghanistan ou d'Irak. Leur domestication est ancienne (au moins VIIIe millénaire av. J.-C.). On les élève pour leur lait, leur cuir, leur poil et leur viande.
@K-Anator3 жыл бұрын
Speaking of hackers buying new accounts. Almost every TDM game I've joined since re-installing CSGO after over a year, has at least one random "afk" dude that's just walking around doing nothing. Usually super low level just, fishing drops and gaining experience to join MM.
@untipocualquiera65513 жыл бұрын
Nada mejor que escuchar a alguien hablar español
@this___13 жыл бұрын
I just started and I'm silver 4 and all people do is kHz and throw matches and I have to top frag to win in ever game it's so unplayable and unfun
@elvor85123 жыл бұрын
I finally passed the posture check. huge moment
@adiamsyar20703 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha
@2rad4rio3 жыл бұрын
Oh so it isn't just me who's team surrenders every game in Valorant. I just assumed it was an NA thing. Accidentally hit F5 to vote yes instead of F6 yesterday and I was very frustrated as I just want to play games out. 93% of matches feel like one team steam rolling, usually resulting in a surrender, and the others will be close matches (probably an NA thing).
@tjackman3 жыл бұрын
Damn do I love some good cheesy fries. You're doing a really good job, Jeff!