The Cursed Total War Game

[@Mint-qw3xm]

Isp if you ever get taken hostage dont put the ironside intro at the begining so that we know something happen to you

[@CrazyNerdMonkey]

What if ironside took him hostage and are forcing him to put it before his videos

[@saulgallagher5668]

inb4 next video is IRONSIDE IS HOLDING ME HOSTAGE, and it's just 10:01 of a ironside intro meme, or a compilation.

[@Mint-qw3xm]

@@luckywidaya719 Omg look at his new video

[@randomhistoryfan5749]

guys, he is a hostage

[@music-lv3dl]

@@randomhistoryfan5749 oh god

[@HTPCYMC]

Naming every city in your empire after yourself? That’s how Alexander works.

[@drpedopuk9705]

and eu3

[@Ollidol]

And once his horse

[@tomkk7881]

With a name like yours, I notice every time you comment on one of the videos I watch. Shout out to 2016, the golden year of H3H3.

[@FreeOrderBallPerseverance21]

Level 1 Leader Level 100 C O N Q U E R O R

[@fulcrum2951]

Alexander Hamilton

[@CallingSkoot]

“What’s up my Bamb fams, it’s ya boy, Alex the Bambler”

[@grandmastercultistofben]

*the old macedonian tactic of going in from behind with cavalry* That literally was their tactic Hold them with Phalanxs and encircle with companion cavalry

[@gigipeedee]

Grand Master Cultist Of Ben yeah thats why he said it

[@tarasis2722]

they also went in from behind because they were gay af my homie.

[@davidchicoine6949]

@@tarasis2722 you sure look like you know what you are talking about ...

[@tarasis2722]

David Chicoine 😩

[@szabok1999]

@@davidchicoine6949 he was joking, genius.

[@aidankretzschmar6181]

The “Real Macedonian tactics here” bit is funny since that was actually the exact strategy Alexander used.

[@zeroattitude4162]

"When in doubt, hill camp it out" -Alexander the Great, 2019

[@daanstokvis7107]

Hill camp*

[@DariusOfPersia]

"When in doubly-doubt, bridge camp it out"- Alexander the Great, 2019

[@blakeharman3797]

When in doubt vote stan out kaif

[@stupidperson9250]

I try but THEY DON'T COME TOWARDS ME!

[@bananaframe2577]

2019AD

[@evaristegalois6282]

**watches the intro** _iSorrowproductions.exe has stopped working_

[@drpedopuk9705]

because of eu3

[@AlextheRambler]

Wait, you're not into me? Wtf

[@cry-rb9iy]

make petscop 2

[@mrmonty03]

@@cry-rb9iy You're on the wrong channel my dude.

[@cry-rb9iy]

Mr Monty so guys we did it

[@LoydAvenheart]

I feel like Alex isn't joking about the gay stuff.

[@drpedopuk9705]

and eu3

[@yungmalaria]

The funny part this is actual how Alexander’s campaign happened, he threw his armies into a moshpit of death, then just yolo charged the shanashah and him retreating routed the entire army

[@markovnikita4110]

2:34 Persian mosh pit honestly sounds like a name for a band.

[@rock7343]

I think it is the name of a band

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Total war....I like the sound of that

[@redhu9225]

Best comment ive seen on this vid

[@zombafier115]

it sounds great glorious leader.

[@lividphysics1237]

Dear Leader Kim, Ruler of True Korea, Defeater of Capitalism and 1765 - 2019's Sexiest Man Alive Champion, I am honored to be in your presence, my Dear Leader!

[@HikiNEET_8358]

Uh-oh

[@Subzero-ji5hn]

You comment on literally everything how can I escape the wrath of Kim Jong-Un

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

Intro-ception

[@SupremeRTS]

Inception was a great movie

[@drpedopuk9705]

eu3--ception

[@StephenWebb1980]

375AD...asks "Where's Attila?" You got another ~30 years to go bruh

[@evaristegalois6282]

_Still better than Fallout 76_

[@drpedopuk9705]

but worst than eu3

[@mellowInventor]

@@AxxLAfriku that's the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life.

[@mellowInventor]

@Eusko Gudariak fake news

[@Sigmar_Heldenhammer]

Even Shogun 1 was better then F76

[@legatus3213]

Thé cursed lego Star Wars the Complete Saga level

[@kaddouraymen3296]

you have been warned join us now

[@theortheo2401]

I have a suspicion that Legatus might be french. Because of this "Thé"

[@NolanSchuster4]

The level is know as Darth Vader or Hoth Battle because yeah.....

[@fatality391]

''Say Hello to my little friend!'' -Alexander''Scarface''

[@JustinY.]

The real reason why it's cursed is because there isn't an option to do artillery only

[@johnh2665]

Go away

[@toreq1127]

@anti brony master race i bet he doesnt, he`s just using dead memes or makes title related comments

[@falcovg2]

Have you even played RTW?

[@th5154]

In the HOI4 community too huh?

[@cast1e_survival]

Where tf do u come from?! Ur literally everywhere... WHY?!

[@olibearws]

It wouldn't be cursed if you used artillery only

[@drpedopuk9705]

or playied eu3

[@khalteras]

Or the Roman Carriage Ballista

[@kyleweichert1553]

O N A G E R S O N L Y

[@andreadrake404]

Isp the cursed paradox gaming channel

[@MrTwo-yv2up]

8k away from becoming a Cool Math Games channel

[@joshtabner7776]

4:55 Attila wasn't even born until 400 AD

[@orzyszindustries]

Poor Huns they just wanted to find home.

[@thaneofwhiterun3562]

For the record , alexander never lost a battle

[@jacobbabson6786]

That beginning joke about having your cavalry run around the back, is actually a Macedonian tactic

[@Ultraelectromagnetic]

Idk why but I can't stop laughing at "Alexander the Butcher" and "Alexander Scarface" hahahaha

[@williamroeben]

...that was an awesome intro.

[@tase245]

fun fact out all the rome 1 games alex has the best AI

[@nickkaraoke2128]

The mod Europa Barbarorum I works on Alexander expansion, makes it a totally different game. It's the mod that got me excited about Total War games again.

[@billybobjohnadamjoe]

9:24 That circle of archer horsemen, looks like they’re going on with some pagan ceremony or something...

[@textualarc8534]

0:41 you just killed all my dreams in one sentence Mr cool math games.

[@keycrafter7471]

7:40 The best part for me

[@mycatisfat2075]

Play medieval 2 dlc

[@zakmudie3856]

Fun fact: Alexander the Great never lost a battle.

[@ino8728]

In the near future “mighty Axilla took over British isles, naming his conquered land Hungland”

[@Shadow-rd6yc]

1:18 the so called „Hammer and anvil“ is actually a tactic that the macedonians invented.

[@alessandronavone6731]

Attila wasn't born yet ISP.

[@foolpanda9459]

1:48 "I just don't want to die in the war"

[@slynch3467]

BI is by far my favourite vanilla tw game just for how difficult western Rome is and for how there's an actual late game challenge with hordes/ taking on the other half of the empire

[@jozuavaleria328]

Barbarian Invasion starts roughly 30 years before Atilla's birth

[@CanIgetsubscribers-zd6sw]

The *BELOVED* total war game

[@the_Kutonarch]

"When in doubt just *Alex the Rambler* it out!"

[@whateverforevermusic]

Me: Click ISP video KZbin: ASTRONEER AD AT 175% VOLUME

[@wanderingronin6462]

The reason TW:Alexander is always seperate is because even CA wants to pretend it doesn't exist

[@maxgillatt4277]

Rome total war had better campaign management then rome 2

[@FakePale]

Those monks were just preparing the Holy Hand Grenade

[@FrederickvonKroner]

What alternate year mod is this?

[@jaydenromeo-angwin3811]

I just ram my car into the side of the house and take everything i n the name of the (SCREAMS) THE HUNS!! TY FOR MAKING ME CRY TO MUCH FROM LAUGHING

[@AB-bg7os]

YES! FINALLY SOMEONE PLAYS BARBARIAN INVASION

[@daan1196]

Oh yeah yeah

[@hana-ng4ql]

i think the intro gave me a stroke because my brain cant handle more than one plink

[@deputygaming543]

“I’m not that into you either, Sorry Mr. ISP” - A guy named Alexander

[@WinterTor]

It was an actually famous Macedonia battle to outflanks the enemy and attack them from behind while you’re infantry holds it in place. It was called the hammer and anvil

[@CecilXIX]

I am getting TRIGGERED from him using the phrase "DLC" to describe an expansion pack.

[@jimtalbott9535]

At 1:50 - he's trying to bring the limes for the Margaritas.

[@deep-friedtofu9013]

the heck happened to mount athos! There's no Thessaloniki on that map either! That Map gave me cancer

[@Rikrockify]

Hold on a minute what happened to the attack on Constantinople?

[@tonytruong861]

He probably failed

[@Rikrockify]

@@tonytruong861 THAT IS SO SAD. ALEXA.

[@jasonfenton8250]

You're right, it's a system we cannot afford to lose.

[@mrwri]

*burn down rome* *build shrine to Pingu*

[@CataciousAmogusevic]

*Chinglu

[@shakenator92]

All hail Pingu!

[@zal7782]

Excuse me but wtf, where is my medival 2 conquest

[@restromada9006]

Ironside ceo *sees the intro* : we want to cancel our sponsorship

[@Omega4Productions]

Btw, Alexander is finally bundled with the Gold edition of Rome: Total War. XD

[@evanhouston7246]

I really love your videos. No jokes, no fuckshit, they genuinely make my day better.

[@greenboi6640]

2:49 For a second I thought the ballistas were anti-tank artillery pieces...

[@broefkip]

They cut Scotland of because Antoninus' wall is up there.

[@Clashnewbme]

As someone that first played Alexander as my first total war. I am offended

[@CluelessWill]

I can't even play this without my PC crashing. Gotta love it

[@botstowo9561]

Fun fact: During the First World War, paranoia of a gas attack was rampant. Many were shocked at the effects of poison gas while looking upon the injured. In Hervey Allen’s Toward the Flame, he states sarcastically that when one man cries gas, everyone in France dons a gas mask. Fun fact: Nowadays, when a modification is made to an adopted gas mask by its government, it is given a new designation. For instance, when the M17 was given a resuscitation tube and a drinking tube, it was renamed the M17A1. The Corrected English Mask (CEM) of World War 1 did not follow this rule, though. After its adoption in 1917, it got a total redesign in the flapper valve protector, a thinner face seal, a recolored filter canister, and adjustment buckles on the head straps (prior to this the sizing was adjusted by using the safety pin included in the kit). Even though it went through all of these changes, it still retained the CEM monicker. It was not until the total redesign of the head harness that it was renamed the Richardson Flory Kops.

[@zelkorian1774]

I love gettin my rocks off to Total War Rome still to this day.

[@laughingchickene3371]

>Video haven't been out for as late NG as it lasts >Grts likes >Makes scenes

[@vetonrecica5558]

Thank you,I was feeling a little low today.You're kinda a ray of sunshine.

[@MichaelHill-sg8ks]

7:52 De Excidio et Conquestu Britanniae 2: Electric Boogaloo

[@garrardhn336]

This is the work of Dark Reunion only me The Jet Black Wings can stop them

[@theunfortunategeneral]

Barbarian invasion.. Where i first fell in love with ERE (byzantine empire)

[@fritz645]

ISP's intro but everytime there is a new one the void breaks apart a bit more.

[@jasonpratt5126]

7:50 Wololololololo intensifyin---NOPE NOT IN THIS GAME!

[@masonfoss1358]

The monk's secret move, T-POSING

[@bravozero6]

RTWA was always bundled with Barbarion Invasion.

[@gaspaider]

Your Total War videos are great!

[@jacobfloam7568]

**ironside hammer repeats in my head all day**

[@loginlogan6397]

Alexander...Alex the Rambler...wait a minute!

[@patsfreak]

Hill camping is too advanced for Alex the Rambler

[@Agnyaanamdhvamsakah]

What a fun, amazing game this was. Good times.

[@TheRealLaking]

*atlila is just a retextured barbarian invasion*

[@jansiwicki5300]

To get to play as Attila you must buy another game. This is after all: TOTAL WAR

[@ashleyburns6752]

literally started playing the old games again because my laptop cant handle Three Kingdoms without melting

[@konradpiotrpaszkowski631]

Well, taking the cavalry and killing everyone from the back is bassically what Alexander did in real life...

[@tinkaraazb9383]

2:12 that horse XD

[@lunsen402]

attila if i remember corectly was acctually born a few years after the start of barbarian invasion

[@TimelessThreads1]

Everything is named Alexander

[@zytereog7055]

Damn the Huns are really advanced he can build horses but I have to breed em

[@miguellvaladares]

Imagine a MG 32, but shots Iroside Intros

[@lovrokovacic1586]

I wish he could play more of these old total war games

[@GrasshopperKelly]

Is it me or has Attila: total war aged REALLY well for a 15 year old game?

[@wednesdaynightbusiness6296]

The Romano-Britons are the Welsh, who you should certainly play as in Victoria 2 HPM in your next playthrough

[@LoydAvenheart]

2:11 Look at the horses.

[@AltbinariesPPK]

Barbarian was the first total war i ever did a world conquest in

[@martonk]

Isn't it great that macedon still exists with the exact same glorious greek identity as before! No?

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

Dis gon be good 🍿

[@martonk]

@@deltoroperdedor3166 i hope so. I want to prove that hungarians are the best at stirring up hatred.

[@zombieguyproducion]

@@martonk I guess losing 2/3rds of your kingdom does that to you

[@guyhazelof4878]

@5tr3ps1l5 GOT EM

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

Where are the Bosnians arguing about the each other's religion and mother. Come on, boys! Let's get this party started! Southern Dobrogea is obviously Romanian clay, btw!

[@de_end8202]

I love your total war videos. Please make more.

[@necroox7479]

Thats because hoplites were op af in rome total war, I once won a siege against a 10 units army with just 3 hoplites

[@Luschenjaeger]

So these are those superior greek tactics that Alexander used

[@ivandebilovic9689]

Daddy please make me with artillery only. Sorry wrong person...

[@zeroattitude4162]

"When in doubt, whip it out" -My uncle