The Daily Show's Dulcé Sloan Gives Dating Advice and Explains When to Dump a Felon

[@katboss4886]

Damn, didn’t know how much I needed some Dulce this rainy Sunday morning

[@sempressfi]

Same! To both needing Dulce and the rain lol

[@TheLisclark]

The mudslide and flood dread is lifted by these lovely loons, for sure.

[@Rabbotti]

LOL! I also took away from that the fact that Brian works from home Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.

[@Sheila75]

The only funny line IMHO.

[@NCandHR]

So close! The Patagonian Toothfish was renamed Chilean Sea Bass in order to market it With a more appetizer name. Mahi Mahi is a very sustainable fish also known as dolphin and grows very rapidly. As a side note while Mahi Mahi crows in the gulf of Mexico and the Atlantic, if you ask your server where your Mahi Mahi gets from and he does his due diligence and checks he will usually tell you chile where it is farm raised in abundance.

[@NCandHR]

10:10

[@imnadia84]

Love Dulce!! ❤ Her and Josh Johnson arguing over random things are the best!

[@Static-ash]

Love Dulcé and everyone at the Daily Show!!

[@Zachdancer1]

I want a follow up on his friendship!

[@DOPES4MAGA]

Dulce: Is that gay for sex? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 You never do know sometimes.

[@aneru9396]

7:04 “Eyyyo I’m kinda doing crime” “Then we’re breaking up” “Yeah, I know 😢; that’s why I took you to a nice dinner” Dang, that Criminal has class.

[@surewhatever8843]

It seemed clear to me that Dulce was ill when she walked out, but seeing her find her feet and transform as the storytelling started was lovely! It was reminiscent of that Parks & Rec episode where Leslie defies all odds and pulls off a big presentation after breaking out of the hospital. Lovett did an excellent job opening topics!

[@James-bv4rs]

Patagonia is at the southernmost tip of South America, shared by Argentina and Chile'.

[@JillKnapp]

I don't know why we're all anti-friend. I'm happy Brian made a new pal who seems like a kind, honest, fun, person. Who doesn't want more awesome people in their lives?

[@longlivedemocracy756]

✋🏽

[@longlivedemocracy756]

I love Lovett and Dulce (what a treat!) and I think Brian also enjoys the spotlight! 😂 So can we get an update on his valentine date?

[@shannonstone290]

I wanna hang out with Dulce, Jon, and Brian all night

[@hunteyvonne]

Brian, you're funny and adorable. I hope this dude wasn't negging you.

[@helenshumaker3792]

The BEST!!!

[@catherinereynolds9644]

Yea! Brian! So funny, last question. ☮️💜🍿🍿🎶🎶💕Jon and Dolce' are Adorable!

[@eileendesandre8316]

dulce! dallas world aquarium!!! the BEST. go there!

[@PamelaWestlock]

Guppies are beautiful and can be kept easily. Lots of pretty fan tails and different ways to breed new colors.

[@titaniumteddybear]

3:06 Lovett providing an excellent rough summary of the "Zoo Hypothesis" solution to the Fermi Paradox. And they say this show ain't educational.

[@girlysolarburns]

13:37 💯

[@surewhatever8843]

Love Bryan!

[@sempressfi]

BRIAN THE DUDE MAY BE LIKE, SELF SABOTAGING KIND OF. like maybe he felt a spark but was nervous about admitting it even to himself or jsut hot scared and decided to try and dip but when you said that about the play he just said eff it. I wanna know how dancing went. Maybe he did just want a friend and genuinely enjoys your company but he may just need time

[@therosebrigade]

Yeah and nobody wants to heal a self sabotaged. I’m too grown to start a relationship with those kinds of self esteem games. Not all of us want to open flowers or heal wounds. Starting off with someone emotionally unavailable is too much. And self sabotage is emotional immaturity. We’re past that, now.

[@julesk1567]

gurrl!

[@girlysolarburns]

I find straight men get confused when a woman suggests doing an intellectual activity as a date 😢

[@wcoasttigger]

Too short!!

[@Shewhospeakesinverse]

The reason the fish die so quick is that they werent supoosed to be in a bowl. Just like birds arent intended to be kept in those tiny cages hanging off doors n shit

[@meganjohnson9540]

Hood dudes can be very sweet. They don’t ever have any cash. Whatever. Call me beautiful queen.

[@noelmcdonagh3905]

love the that skinny ass Brian!!!!

[@CitizenSeeKay]

Did he really just introduce interchangeable black woman B as interchangeable black man A "of my heart"? It's as if an entire generation was suddenly stricken deaf.

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

I need advice. How do you get neurotypicals to just say what they mean and mean what they say. Why don’t they just be honest with people. They’re bad at communicating.

[@wcoasttigger]

Sit down amd let them know you need them to be brutally honest and direct every time you talk. That you enjoy their company but want communication to be easier to understand. It may take practice but they can adapt.

[@sarahhorowitz1915]

She’s too effing much in the best way possible

[@nfbconnect]

So tired of the being racist to white ppl thing

[@shannonstone290]

So you have some small understanding of how racism against black people for hundreds of years may feel, baby steps

[@wcoasttigger]

Specifically what was racist?

[@nfbconnect]

​@@wcoasttigger"White ppl would kill them"

[@yurmomsaccount]

DULCÈÈÈ!! Hello Friend!! I love you. I have since the first time i saw you on The Daily Show. 💙🩵