If only the Tau used the Geologie Morning protection cream and face wash, maybe their women wouldn't be so fugly - coulda avoided alot of conflicts me thinks Don't be a tau, use Geologie : thld.co/geologie_major50_0722
@risenlegend94432 жыл бұрын
Dont worry majorkill Im using a exploit the spiffing brit found and watching your video at 0.5x speed so you get 200% user retention from my view
@CalAndAly2 жыл бұрын
def gonna check it out!
@dominykasseibutis62972 жыл бұрын
Make video on lucius the eternal and all these space marines chapters raptors silver skulls storm giants Mantis warriors Noise marines Sons of malice Sons of antaeus Black vipers Covenant of fire Dragonspears Dark krakens Red scorpions Stormwatchers Marines errant Scythes of the emperor Howling griffons Mortifactors Steel confessors Red hunters Iron snakes Excecutioners Angels sanguine Death spectres Emperor's spears Mentors Also make a videos about beastmans in 40k ollanius pius Soul forge Daemon engines Warp smiths and dark mechanicum Pain engines Helbrutes Krorks Drach'nyen Obliterators Electro priest
@BAMBAM626992 жыл бұрын
I put an order in, I am interested in my results.
@imperialhistati23482 жыл бұрын
Finally! Australian Man did Damocles Crusade…
@NornQueenKya2 жыл бұрын
"But sir I don't understand, they just keep throwing lives at our lasers" Poor tau didn't realize the imperium has endless Zapp Brannigans running their armies
@Voltboy14492 жыл бұрын
nah the leaders of the imperial make zapp brannigann look like sun tzu
@NornQueenKya2 жыл бұрын
@@Voltboy1449 "knowing the necrons have a set kill limit, I sent wave after wave of guardsmen to their deaths. Show them the medal I won Ogryn"
@Nyghtking2 жыл бұрын
Wait until they encounter Kreig, they'll probably kill off all the Krieg leadership during the battle thinking it would break their moral only to instead find the entire unit is running at them in a charge, learning that Krieg leadership is meant to keep them from doing just that.
@donelkingii37382 жыл бұрын
Lol
@yourapeeinguy82632 жыл бұрын
stop dying you cowards!
@shoandutrieux94472 жыл бұрын
The Water Caste: "Titans are propaganda by simple-minded Gue'La sources." The Fire Caste: "Why is the simple-minded propaganda obliterating entire armies?"
@silentking31202 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@igncom12 жыл бұрын
The Air Caste: "Don't worry we've got it!"
@DoctorM422 жыл бұрын
@@igncom1 Actually during Damocles Crusade Air Caste didn't got it. Tigerhark AX-01 wasn't invented yet and Mantas weren't cost-effective against titans. The go to method of fighting imperial titans was to airdrop like 15 Crisis suits loaded to the teeth with fusion guns on them.
@igncom12 жыл бұрын
@@DoctorM42 That's still a win to take down a walking irreplaceable relic.
@DoctorM422 жыл бұрын
@@igncom1 oh, for sure. Losing 15 veteran pilots (from species that have 30% shorter life cycle then humans to boot) and 15 fairly replaceable suits for a god-machine that that takes centuries to build is an absolute win.
@Patterrz2 жыл бұрын
The Tau forgot the Rule of Cool, massive Titan machines are epic, therefore they win
@lucack63482 жыл бұрын
True XD
@nickpapadopoulos99782 жыл бұрын
@@lucack6348 Also, extremely powerful, I may add!
@grealalal2 жыл бұрын
What is the Ta'unar?
@navilluscire25672 жыл бұрын
I mean literally the Titans' saving grace are their STUPIDLY OVERPOWERED shields, without them they'd be STUPIDLY EASY and HUGE targets to blast into smithereens!
@iamafuckingfailure2 жыл бұрын
In 40k, size does indeed matter
@TheWarmachine3752 жыл бұрын
During the Damocles Crusade, the Imperium asked the Tau how is their health plan. Apparently it was great.
@jeck9882 жыл бұрын
I get that reference
@SpiritoftheWolf282322 жыл бұрын
Just gonna leave a comment here to try and bump this up...
@tilltronje16232 жыл бұрын
Well, in that case: what do bitches love?
@MysticalyAutistic2 жыл бұрын
Ell eah
@Cretaal2 жыл бұрын
Great or good? I'll see myself out
@BrotherCarver2 жыл бұрын
Tau: Titan's aren't be real, they can't hurt us Imperial Titans: Haha, war horn goes *WOOOMP*
@loowick40742 жыл бұрын
Funny thing about Titans is that literal Neanderthals beat them with dinosaurs
@thedyingmeme62 жыл бұрын
Hehe titans go 'BBWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH'
@navilluscire25672 жыл бұрын
T'au: To be honest it's still SUPER dumb to build those things, an incredible waste of time and resources. Also the only reason why we can't immediately destroy them is because of their STUPIDLY OVERPOWERED shields!
@iamafuckingfailure2 жыл бұрын
@@navilluscire2567 Some titans are older than the tau's entire race, also you wrote stupidly wrong
@navilluscire25672 жыл бұрын
@@iamafuckingfailure T'au: And? Am I supposed to be impressed by that? A bunch of random rocks are older than literally every other civilization we've met including yours by millions of years! (except maybe the necrons and eldar..) Also yeah, I did, damm autocorrect! (thanks for pointing that out!)
@mottzilla22 жыл бұрын
I really would love to see Gulliman talk with the Tau.
@rebel17172 жыл бұрын
Same! Maybe even support the Farsight Enclaves in secret
@robertnelson95992 жыл бұрын
I would rather see Bobby G talk to Farsight, the Tau empire is too much like the Imperium to ever get along with them for long.
@albertrex68512 жыл бұрын
@@robertnelson9599 bobby G and O'shova are very rational individuals
@yamahadrag692 жыл бұрын
Gully vs. The Ethereal Caste: Who's more in love with the sound of their own voice?
@phylippezimmermannpaquin20622 жыл бұрын
oh my god finaly someone with common se-wait what the fuck is an ethereal
@yamahadrag692 жыл бұрын
So they're basically in the same boat as the Dark Eldar: A tiny population in a small, heavily fortified area that's not worth the time and resources it would take to crack open.
@DoctorM422 жыл бұрын
Tau population is not as tiny, but their areas in nowhere near as heavily populated. Imperials can Exterminaus Tau worlds. But they can only blow up Commorragh distric by district, as it's not a planet but a bunch of webway nodes half a galaxy away from each other connected through instant-travel portals. You blow a Cyclonic torpedo in one and you only wipe out one of 1000000 districts of the Dark City - something Dark Eldar themselves do to each other fairly regularly.
@Valsorayu2 жыл бұрын
@@DoctorM42 The Tau population IS tiny if you consider the Imperial population to be average.
@yamahadrag692 жыл бұрын
@@DoctorM42 they also occupy an extremely tiny part of the galaxy, but I get what you mean. It just reminded me of TTS' scene where Big E is explaining Commoragh and how, even though everyone else in the galaxy hates them, the Dark Eldar are so densely packed that it's not really worth the effort to wipe them out.
@vothbetilia48622 жыл бұрын
@@DoctorM42 bro it is sooooo tiny, they can barely even control at least a little bit of it, since nids came near their direction.
@navilluscire25672 жыл бұрын
@@vothbetilia4862 And they repealed them. Shockingly the T'au can hold their own against SPACE horror bugs.
@stangerr02672 жыл бұрын
I think it's important to note that during this conflict, the Tau did not have things such as Riptides, Ghostkeels, Stormsurges, Taunars, and other more advanced suits that they now have. Not to even mentioned that the Tau navy at this time was just a merchant fleet. They completely overhauled their navy afterwards
@Lorddacenshadowind2 жыл бұрын
Ah but now we have primaris marines.... so yeah 😆
@bramschoenmakers50712 жыл бұрын
@@Lorddacenshadowind primaris can't do shit if the ship they are on gets blown up from the other side of the solar system
@alphanoodle18772 жыл бұрын
@Carach you could say the s about any faction
@DoctorM422 жыл бұрын
@@Lorddacenshadowind which are just bigger maines = better targets. Primaris are slightly better at close combat, which doesn't matter much against Tau, since regular marines are already deadly enough if they reach melee with Tau. Their real advantage is that they're easier to make and don't have high chance to get insane, die or mutate during transfomation from normal human to marine.
@terrelldurocher33302 жыл бұрын
@asd asd they were always cool, unlike everything else in warhammer 40k the tau are an actual race, rather then the idea of grimdark.
@MsPuffykinz2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes an American Australian. A crossover I didn’t know I needed.
@alpharius83362 жыл бұрын
Fit guy shooting rifle with spider bigger than his head on the shoulder sitting in scooter even tho he isn't fat calling everyone a cunt. Ye i can see that
@briantarigan76852 жыл бұрын
They are too powerful to be left alive
@bestmtg2292 жыл бұрын
Upside down American
@metj68852 жыл бұрын
Most and least free
@Butter_Warrior992 жыл бұрын
@@bestmtg229, Right-side up Australian.
@aceofspadesguy49132 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed seeing the Imperium and the Tau working together in the Ciaphas Caine series. Always neat seeing the Imperium going against the “haha murder murder planet go boom” stereotype and actually doing some diplomacy.
@albertrex68512 жыл бұрын
Kinda like Nazi Germany. You can't alienate everyone you need to make some allies as well
@555tork2 жыл бұрын
i think the writers missed a trick not writing "The Greater Good" from the perspective of Cain on a T'au world.
@aethewulf47872 жыл бұрын
Could you tell me name of book where he works with tau?
@aceofspadesguy49132 жыл бұрын
@@aethewulf4787 For the Emperor, first in the series.
@555tork2 жыл бұрын
@@aethewulf4787 their is a second one including the t'au but lighter on the co-operation which i called "The Greater Good"
@mtrunkello2 жыл бұрын
Its important to note that the standard plasma rifle for battlesuits were able to punch a hole clean through space marine armor from the front and come out at the back. The conflict must have been as horrifiing for space marines as it were for the tau.
@dustiespring65912 жыл бұрын
You probably got a point there. I mean sure, space marines are used to seeing battle brothers fall in battle… but when your only info going into the battle is that a few meagre centuries ago these aliens were using spears, and your first actual contact is a sophisticated, well armed, and decently trained resistance capable of mowing down your comrades if not taken with extreme seriousness… it might have been a “huh” moment for the marines haha
@cruelmilk44652 жыл бұрын
How were space marines not mowed down like rats? Major kill said there were only 500 space marines in the crusade and Tau can easily create another battle suit. Unlike space marines
@ew2642 жыл бұрын
@@cruelmilk4465 id assume the speed of space marine has a role in it. Usually they dont need to dodge but if they realized they had to they could see a weapon fire, react and then dodge it all within 0.1 seconds. Space marine speed is underrated. Theres even a canon bokk which states space marines fight at light speed.
@mtrunkello2 жыл бұрын
@@cruelmilk4465 i highly doubt that were only 500 space marines there as 8 space marine chapters were there, including several major ones like the black templars, white scars, ultramarines, raven guard. Even if they were present with just 1 company each it is still 800 marines and i higly doubt that the black templars would not take a xeno exterminating crusade seriously. They have also captured the chapter master of the scar lords. Not a well known chapter but if the chapter master is present, surely they didnt just bring a company.
@cruelmilk44652 жыл бұрын
@@mtrunkello what did you think the ratio of death the space marines have?
@geodixohard16162 жыл бұрын
We all know why the crusade really started. Because Kitten needed to keep the secret dead.
@ResillyusXD2 жыл бұрын
Mate, I swear to f***ing God, that was not canon! I will ram this chainsword right up your-!
@r.e.z94282 жыл бұрын
@Myster Mothman It is.
@joecool28102 жыл бұрын
@Myster Mothman TTS is canon, because Lore is barely recognizable from memes. So why wouldn’t a series with more love then Games Workshop be considered Canon? I mean the short film Astarte, it was made canon so why can’t TTS.
@unitedstatesofamerica49872 жыл бұрын
@@joecool2810 I think You don't get it mate He made a TTS reference
@lazarmarinkovic84862 жыл бұрын
@@unitedstatesofamerica4987 But, but... They dont even fight in ***MELEE***!
@poodlescone97002 жыл бұрын
Tau: Who in their right mind has broadside cannons!? Also Tau: Who in their right mind would build giant ass robots!? Imperium: raises hands.
@christiedt98182 жыл бұрын
I love his summaries of tau v Imperium clashes. Imperials achieve victory by using weapons and tactics so ridiculous the tau could not even dream of how to deal with it
@navilluscire25672 жыл бұрын
Tactics that are horrible outdated but somehow still work and weapons that make no sense and somethings that only a madman could think of and are held together by magic bullsh*t and duct tap.
@princeofdaemons73442 жыл бұрын
@@navilluscire2567 If you don't think a tactic is possible therefore don't prepare for it, that exact tactic becomes possible. I.e in the video. T'au don't have broadsides because they consider it stupid. Strike Cruisder gets inbetween T'au ships and realise they don't have broadsides. **Proceeds to throw a holy shit show of laughter and broadside the T'au ships into oblivion**
@redcrewmate9276 ай бұрын
@@princeofdaemons7344 Exactly, just because broadside guns seems stupid, doesn't mean you shouldn't have it on or have some ship fulfilled that roled! Like imagine us fighting an enemy who has this and thinking to ourselves "lol they'll bever reach us" and yet people forget that your shield can take hits just long enough to get between them.
@MR.LMR19962 жыл бұрын
Sure, the Tau may not have the might or the means to traverse across the Galaxy as fast and wide as the Imperium, Eldar Craft Worlds or Ork Warbands can, but they can sure as hell put up a fight to defend the territory they already own.
@HubiKoshi2 жыл бұрын
Their main problem is that if Imperium decides they just aren't worth the effort it can just hit the Exterminatus button. Losing a hundred potential worlds is a drop in the bucket for the Imperium but an Apocalypse for the Tau.
@stardestroyer192 жыл бұрын
They are really great fighters pound for pound due to their tech. The problem is just how much bigger the imperium is.
@apolloknight95212 жыл бұрын
@@stardestroyer19 and also the bigger threats that the Galaxy is facing.
@MR.LMR19962 жыл бұрын
@@stardestroyer19 Aye. If they were clashing with the Imperium during at best the Great Crusade, or at worst a larger task force that can afford to go after them, then they'd get shat on.
@PoIy1782 жыл бұрын
@@MR.LMR1996 you guys didn't watch this video fully did you?
@Mankorra_Gomorrah2 жыл бұрын
Something no one talks about is that the appearance of the Ethereals is very similar to the appearance of the Emperor of Mankind. In a time of peril a wise, powerful entity suddenly wonders out of no where with all the answers and almost assumes command of the entire species before setting out to expand into other solar systems. But instead of it being one massive god-entity they are dozens or hundreds of individuals who are still above the generic tau but aren’t able to do shit like punch chaos gods with their brains. I do wonder if the tau have etherals and humans have the Emperor because the Humans have fairly standard sized souls while the tau have mini-souls.
@lorenzoquaglia72402 жыл бұрын
Man, yesterday night I was high and I thought the exact same things
@Crusher8882 жыл бұрын
When bro hits you with that interesting theorem
@sergeantsharkseant Жыл бұрын
Interestingly enough humanity also started out with multipel shamans but due to warp fuckery they said fuck it merged their souls and created the emperor
@Robb1977 Жыл бұрын
@@sergeantsharkseant Human ethereals... IE shamans went "peace wont save us. we need to merge and create a godhead" and then the galaxy made the tau so a species could try the shaman thing again.
@MoroMoro-q8h7 ай бұрын
@@sergeantsharkseant I don't think the shaman thing is canon, atleast anymore.
@fellowsoliderofchrist22632 жыл бұрын
Honestly I can see Guiliman just going to them and officially making them allies because they’re honestly more useful that way.
@timnone29242 жыл бұрын
Same, even if not pure allies and closer to like a trading partner. It would open up huge doors for tech advancement for the Marines. Like imagine a chapter of Marines armed with Tau based armor and weapons
@fellowsoliderofchrist22632 жыл бұрын
@@timnone2924 yeah Cawl would probably oil his robes considering he’s not afraid of some good ol’fashion tech heresy.
@vothbetilia48622 жыл бұрын
Very unlikely, did you people literally forget the guy is pragmatic, he would temporarily work with them as their such a small empire and is fully aware of them taking their people either by force or manipulation, I believe he said one point he wouldn't attack anyone who doesn't get in their way and if they do, he would not hesitate to end them.
@cocaine73712 жыл бұрын
@@vothbetilia4862 that's why the tau would make a treaty since they know that can get destroyed by the Imperium
@vothbetilia48622 жыл бұрын
@@cocaine7371 That sounds pointless bud.
@jdmatics2 жыл бұрын
How to underestimate the Imperium: "They wouldn't be stupid enough to do it"
@dishantdalvi2 жыл бұрын
it applies to our race even in real life
@aceofspades5226 Жыл бұрын
@@dishantdalvi”they won’t rush omaha beach, hans! Don’t worry!” *they should have, in fact, worried.*
@sunset74242 жыл бұрын
6:53 Literally in the twice dead king the imperium shot giant chains at a necron ships and the overlord was so stunned that they shot literal ship sized chains he couldn't believe it
@smoothiemcguffin27212 жыл бұрын
humanity: winning with random bullshit since emperor-knows-when
@RJALEXANDER777 Жыл бұрын
You mean like age of sale chainshot? I'd be right there with the Necron.
@KaiserAfini2 жыл бұрын
"For the Greater Good !" "No good is greater than the Emperor, and he has sent his angels to reap your existence from His galaxy !"
@SarajevoKyoto8 ай бұрын
That's nice. Hey Shas'el! They're running at us swinging swords! Show them why the gue'vesa still tell stories of Saint Gatling!
@TheWarmachine3752 жыл бұрын
5:02 The Tau Space Marine Armor looking like a Gundam there.
@oldhunterundol32432 жыл бұрын
By Gundam standards that would be a regular mobile suit like a zaku or gouf
@DezaltOfTheDreg2 жыл бұрын
@@oldhunterundol3243 Meh, more like a Fazz to me.
@thedyingmeme62 жыл бұрын
I love the aesthetic of the Tau marines
@stillwatersrundeep0012 жыл бұрын
The entire Tau faction is heavily inspired by Japanese historical and pop culture, so that's not surprising
@juliovictormanuelschaeffer83702 жыл бұрын
It's not the size of the dog that matters, but its bite. A perfect description of the Tau.
@alphanoodle18772 жыл бұрын
Like a nice but angry Chihuahua
@beefyblom2 жыл бұрын
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog"
@_A.E.F_20099 ай бұрын
its not the dog of bitr hut sifjrjoshfos
@SarajevoKyoto8 ай бұрын
@@alphanoodle1877And the chihuahua is piloting a mecha
@pancake40612 жыл бұрын
I honestly don't think Robot Jellyman would even care enough to kill off the Tau, especially since he isn't infected with the post-heresy psychosis that once possessed the entire imperium.
@laughingmask31182 жыл бұрын
I love that the Tau presumed a THEOCRATIC IMPERIUM wouldn't invest the time and resources into building a giant battle church 🤣🤣🤣
@cpp3221 Жыл бұрын
I mean, I didn't see the Papal State invest in battle church personnally.
@TheWarmachine3752 жыл бұрын
5:22 Imperium when they learn their worlds join the Tau: "COWABUNGA IT IS."
@AIartificalIntellige2 жыл бұрын
Seccession? In my holy imperial empire?
@themotorcyclemasswhole2 жыл бұрын
I *love hating on the Tau* as long as it’s lore accurate and good natured. I *despise people who hate on Tau players* . My faction is better than yours is part of the fun, but it’s so creepy when people make it personal and take seriously.
@FrostbiteDigital2 жыл бұрын
"I despise people who hate on Tau players" I mean, that's pretty much almost every non-Tau player ironically hahaha
@themotorcyclemasswhole2 жыл бұрын
@@FrostbiteDigital Has it really gotten than bad? I mean don’t get me wrong, I will literally have the Cawl inferior send mean tweets to the Tau during gameplay- and they are xenos scum that need to burn under the righteous gaze of my servants of the Omnissiah… but that sh!t stays on the tabletop. All armies are awesome and all players are welcome. And I say that as someone who’s first army was metal…. *Most of you merely adopted the GrimDark, I was born in it, molded by it* (I’m sorry for the cringe, but I always wanted to say that 🤣🤣). Peace ✌️
@FrostbiteDigital2 жыл бұрын
@@themotorcyclemasswhole Oh brother lemme tell you it really has gotten that bad. Hell I would argue worse. Didn't help when people like the Vraks guy uploading segments from Exodite with provocative titles like "Incompetent Tau do xx". The comments to those videos are even worse like I swear people have actually evolved from shitting on Tau where they've even go so far as to mock and bully Tau players/fans in said comments section. All it does is cause incentive for new people to bully/mock Tau players as a result because its popular to do. It's actually pretty fucking petty
@themotorcyclemasswhole2 жыл бұрын
@@FrostbiteDigital well f@ck me that’s depressing. What are these angry dweebs doing to the hobby?!?!?! I mean first of all have you seen these Tau players paint? I swear 1/2 these kids are professional artists. Second of all, Farsight Enclaves! These guys are awesome. Third of all, fandom is supposed to be fun for everyone who makes the effort. If you go to the trouble of painting an army and showing up on game night- we’re buds and you are absolutely getting one of the cupcakes I baked for game night no matter what Army you play! I guess I stepped away from the tabletop too long if this kind of hate has become acceptable
@ethansmith32292 жыл бұрын
Its because it's the only Faction that doesn't do cool hand to hand shit mainstream
@stepanotrisal15123 ай бұрын
In Tau command centre: "We have destroyed the entire army of Man. Soon, the entire Imperium will bow to us!" In Imperium command centre: "Sir, we have lost contact with a part of our scout platoon."
@toasterdestroyer37742 жыл бұрын
The biggest threat the tau pose is ideological, it relatively didnt take much to convince the human worlds to secede. It could create a reasonble schism if more worlds were secretly infiltrated and seceded at the same time
@navilluscire25672 жыл бұрын
They have, numerous other human worlds have been flipped over to the T'au's side without much of a fuss.
@Specoups2 жыл бұрын
The ideological takeover will happen when the Tau will prove to the general Imperium population that they exist, that they are expanding, and that they can hold off and win against the Imperium's many enemies. Judging by the pace of their progress, it could happen quite soon. Then, since every other aspect of their society's management seems better, a deep social crisis will happen inside of the Imperium. Why would the Imperium's harsh social contract be needed anymore if the Tau have the same military prowess but better standards of living? If no third party is involved, the Imperium will be slowly digested and assimilated into the Tau empire, should it be through wars the Imperium cannot survive, or through mostly peaceful ways. But of course this is 40K, so many other events and factions will intervene to prevent this from happening.
@Bananakingchad2 жыл бұрын
Titans legions of ultramarines: haha alien bro go squish
@Voldrim3592 жыл бұрын
@@Specoups I think only daemons and eldears would intervene for that not happening, but the Nekrons will look down on them and the Orks are so stupid to even consider that a threat, more likely "they are together, now i can crush them at the same time, double the fun"
@theandice81522 жыл бұрын
@@Specoups The Tau Empire cannot assimilate the Imperium into it. That would be like if Monaco somehow inspired the United States to enact a revolution from within and overthrow its government/social order. It's not going to become the United States of Monaco, it will just be the United States with a new internal system who's people still govern themselves. The Tau Empire is simply not large enough to effectively influence and control the Imperium's population on a scale greater than perhaps a few dozen planetary systems.
@WorldNetExplorer2 жыл бұрын
The Tau exist as a response to "why does melee exist in 40k." Further, any Tau world with a mixed population would dismiss the notion of psykers, meaning one untrained latent psyker could pop and become a gate for the warp party. And every Tau world with at least one psychically capable species on it is at risk of a good time.
@navilluscire25672 жыл бұрын
Not really or atleast melee exists for no other reason because *"rule of cool"* abuse not because it makes any damned Emperor sense. And no, the T'au are well aware of psykers and have had numerous human worlds under their control or allied to them for centuries by this point. Unfortunately well probably never get insight into how they deal with psykers popping up amongst their human populations because it might paint the Imperium in a bad light if the T'au's methods are shown to be even slightly more humane while still being just as effective if not dare I say...more so!
@DoctorM422 жыл бұрын
After few initial incidents Tau started to capture latent psykers and quarantine them. It helps, that some of their client species, like Nagi, are all 100% psychic and much more stable than human psykers, so they could be used to scan humans for latent psychic potential. Tau also bought null-chamber technology from human Rogue Traders so they could safely contain captured psykers without them summoning daemons or enslavers by mistake.
@navilluscire25672 жыл бұрын
@@DoctorM42 Really? That sounds neat! Do these rouge traders get any grief from the Imperium with this trade of seemingly very valuable null chamers?
@DoctorM422 жыл бұрын
@@navilluscire2567 null chambers are not really valuable. It's standard issue tech and most Imperial planets have a few dozens in their capital city, where they hold captured psykers, while waiting for the Black Ship to pick them up. Granted, those on most planets are mostly low-quality chambers that cause constant pain to psyker inside and drives him insane, and Rogue Traders prefer to have better one on their ships. Mostly because Adeptus Astra Telepathica pays bigger bounties for psykers who could be trained to do something useful, not because they care for the psykers they capture in their expeditions.
@Evan-qn2cj2 жыл бұрын
Would love some new lore talking about the Taus response to their war with the imperium. Like seeing their leaders talk about various doomsday plans in case those imperial fanatics come back
@igncom12 жыл бұрын
Well for one they made entirely new space navy rather then relying on their merchant marine to do all the work. And those massive knight-like mechs all came after this war as before it they just relied on hammerheads and airstrikes to kill everything.
@robberyproductions13632 жыл бұрын
@@igncom1 oh and don't forget that it also lead to the Creation of the Farsight Enclaves
@Marconius62 жыл бұрын
"The Imperium could destroy the T'au if they just focused on them!" Well they can't focus on them, can they? That's kind of the point. The Imperium is so fractured, so inefficient, and has so much shit to deal with, they can't even wipe out a random upstart alien empire on their periphery, despite all their fancy psykers and Titans... actually it might be BECAUSE of their super unreliable psykers and Titans.
@alphanoodle18772 жыл бұрын
Well I mean, every faction besides the Tau kind of has that issue so saying imperium can do it but is to fractured as if was anything special is kind of redundant
@Valsorayu2 жыл бұрын
The Imperium can't focus on them since they are busy fighting off tyrranids and literal demons.
@eu29lex162 жыл бұрын
Poor tau didn't realize the imperium has endless Zapp Brannigans running their armies" This only proves that the imperium employs with low quality troop which is very wasteful and not very resourceful and efficient ! And no, the imperium doesn't afford losses, no one does cuz it's why they also loose so much ground and battle and why it's broken. When I play them I don't do it that way, I prefer a balanced quality.
@navilluscire25672 жыл бұрын
@@alphanoodle1877 Yeah whenever someone brings that up I get SUPER annoyed! On how the T'au could be OH so easily wiped out...if only the Imperium used like 0.005% more of its strength but here's the thing...they can't and they NEVER will be able to. If they could, they could easily wipe out through sheer attrition, not brilliant tactics or genius strategy but SHEER ATTRITION mow down every other xenos faction save maybe tyranids or even necrons and even then it be ironically by just zerging them, nothing exceptional. The Imperium's logistics also gets in the way because they've over stretched themselves and the hilarious inefficiencies of their bureaucracy makes coordinating such large scale operations nearly impossible needing literally BULLSH*T basically demigods to pull of consistently enough.
@Bigglesfly Жыл бұрын
And it is designed like that, so people can play all factions. It's part of the setting and thats cool.
@TrelarysVT2 жыл бұрын
It would interesting to see a story about a single member of the Tau who somehow made it to Terra.
@Scoti172 жыл бұрын
He could travel with a Inquisitor. But the Tau must wear make up and a fake nose.
@lordlopikong6940 Жыл бұрын
@@Scoti17he doesn't need to, he'll get discriminated either way. Humans have become so racist that anything other than "individually themselves" are inferior
@SuperUnunquadium2 жыл бұрын
The Imperium: "Join us, pay tithes, or die." The Tau: "Join us for a better quality of life in exchange for some essential freedoms that you wouldn't have had under the Imperium anyway." >Oh my god the Tau are just as bad in their own way
@navilluscire25672 жыл бұрын
Yes it's almost like Imperium fanboys can't stand the idea of even a slightly less awful SPACE civilization existing that's objectively less evil than it, no the Imperium must be the least of all evils not the somewhat most middling of all evils.
@jeanannd2 жыл бұрын
If your a human being overworked, starved, beaten down on a Imperium hive world and the Tau come, give you medicine, food, tell you there's no reason for you to be worked to death and the greater good shows you shouldn't be......Your going to join the Tau.
@inquisitorgarza3122 жыл бұрын
The Tau didn’t have a good time considering how easy they had before with their expansions they probably thought that they were the only race with advanced idealistic beliefs and technology that no one could stop them from achieving the Greater Good, until the Imperium got their Warhammer and smashed them in the face, and did the literally definition of burning and ransacking their homes for the shits and giggles. From that moment onwards the Tau realize that they were not the special superheroes that were going to save the Galaxy, but instead they little more than a prop to the worst comedy show of Laughing and Thirsting Gods.
@robertnelson95992 жыл бұрын
The Tau did not interact with the Imperium until their Third Sphere Expansion. The Damocles Gulf Crusade did not stall until they landed on one of their First Sphere worlds. If the Tyranids took longer to appear, the Tau would have gone extinct then and there.
@555tork2 жыл бұрын
@@robertnelson9599 not really was there much more the imperium had to commit/would be willing to commit, when said crusade meets one actually defended planet and stops, the tyranids definitely ended that war but with so many other threats to it would the imperium really bother sending reinforcements?
@PoIy1782 жыл бұрын
@@robertnelson9599 did you not watch the video? The imperial Fleet sent out was on it's last legs in that Tau city, had the Tau instead harassed the Imperial Fleet on it's way out, they would have destroyed it completely. They also still had multiple other fleets to corner in the imperial Fleet, also not to mention the Tau had only lost a few colony worlds, they barely lost anything
@seijurohikko63822 жыл бұрын
What makes me laugh is we see ourselves as Tau saw themselves back then. Except we still have a primitive technology xD But a lot of people seriously thinks that if some alien species tries to invade Earth, we would win the conflict with our weapons and army. It is ridiculous xD Our best chance would be biological warfare, but that's not the point. Every species needs a good spanking to get their feet back on the ground and don't see themselves better than they are, even if we have the intelligence to understand it.
@nothingnobody14542 жыл бұрын
And then you find out all the people kicking your butt are actually the starving refugees of a collapsed empire. Everyone that scares the tau is a fallen civilisation clinging to relavence.
@DocWolph2 жыл бұрын
You need to remember the Imperial Truth, Not the Imperial Creed, in which while Xenos are to be destroyed ONLY if they are actually trying to kill or unduly impede humanity. The T'au do not seem to meet the "kill them all" criteria accord[ing] to the Imperial Truth. However just being Xenos at all, the Imperial Creed says "kill them all anyway!"
@apolloknight95212 жыл бұрын
Kinda true, I think I read somewhere that the Emperor is chill having some Xenos under his rule as long they don’t try to exterminate humanity, hence why they have the “Kill Aliens” rule in the first place.
@navilluscire25672 жыл бұрын
What counts as *"unduly impede"* that's so vague and poorly defined that it can be used to justify literally any bullsh*t, like a blank check!
@DocWolph2 жыл бұрын
@@navilluscire2567 Maybe. But it also prevents the kind of dogmatic legalism than can stop a commander from making a critical decision. But you would also have to remember than Humanity would/will need to be retained not to kill stuff for the sin of not being human, at this point.
@jonathanathor1172 жыл бұрын
It would be interesting if the tau discover a better FTL travel that doesn't use the warp or webway. Like something based on real life theoretical physics like the alcubierre drive for example. I mean their guns alone are based on mass drivers/ electromagnetic catapults/ railgun and coil guns.
@NCRVeteranRanger2 жыл бұрын
The Necrons use a non-warp FTL travel method, so the Tau doing such a thing isn’t out of the realm of possibility.
@trikk99642 жыл бұрын
... the problem is... modern-physics does not support "faster-than-light" travel. "True Light" ("Dark Energy" to many) is scaled to the smallest indiscriminate energetic "partial" of matter, which is known as "quanta". This is quite-literally the fastest that the aspects of the universe can react with one-another and produce a holographic and "partial" acceleration. We have no-way of measuring this value, yet; but rest-assured it is much, much faster than the speed of "measurable light"... which is the speed up to which matter, as we understand it through modern-physics, will still generate a "photon" under the force of mass-acceleration. The problem with crossing the "measurable" threshold is that the inertial-frame the traveler was formerly a part-of becomes forced to communicate with the traveler in ways that would "appear" (remember: no photons nor consciousness here) to become simpler-and-simpler multidimensional geometries vibrating at higher-and-higher frequencies as the traveler continues to accelerate. This would happen right-up until the taveler's frame and their former inertial-frame split time-lines and then became cast into static, and never communicating 2-dimensional frames on the surface of what would appear to be a cosmic-cube... to a 4-dimensional demi-god. This is the "True Singularity"... and what truely lies beyond the "speed-of-light". Now... are there ways to travel at "faster-than-measurable"? I believe there are. The most mathematically understandable is in the stream connecting identical poles of two perfectly-aligned black-holes. Here, there might be a sheet of energy moving at spectral-speeds without a fundamental curvature that would instantly tear us apart at an atomic-level. How do you step into and out of a stream like this? Well, you would only need enough energy to create your own black-hole. Or... you could do what the "Imperium" does and employ psykers that can see what the 4-D demi-god can see (essentially becoming this disconnected 4-D consciousness) and, if the 40k setting was mathematically compliant, understand how to pass the 2-D aspects on the cosmic-cube back through a multi-dimensional filter and recompose themselves and their background into the time-and-place of their choosing. Of course... this means they are not truly stepping-back into the universe they initially left. And this is why the Tau suck...
@NCRVeteranRanger2 жыл бұрын
@@trikk9964 “Wow, that’s a lot of words! Too bad I’m not reading them.” - Duke Nukem In all seriousness, there are countless ways one could come up with a fictional FTL travel method. Halo has slipgates, Star Wars has hyperspace, Star Trek has warp speed, & so on. Also, the Imperium sucks just as much as the Tau does. Their self-destructive refusal to accept technological innovation is just one out of many acts of the Imperium’s stupidity.
@trikk99642 жыл бұрын
Lol. I like the quote. And... I do, actually, have a soft-spot for the Tau. However, I do think it's a mistake to think that the Imperium isn't radically more advanced than the Tau. It isn't that they aren't innovating... it's that this fractured society, mired in the mistrust of how they handled and failed in their last-attempt at "transcendence" with nothing-short of "miraculous" technology, can now only take small and intentionally quiet-steps to re-discover the "light" they once had. This "light" is both quantum and psycho-reactive: a literal conduit beyond a "veil" that the Tau can't, nor will ever be able to imagine. This is what humanity seeks and still attempts to refine; this is their brilliance... like the Eldar before them... and like the Necron before the Eldar.
@archon82112 жыл бұрын
im a bit late but they have a semi non warp ftl, unlike other warp drives that opens a rift to the warp and dives in it like a portal, tau use the warp like a wall, they bounce of the edges of the warp, with this method there is no fear of demons and such however this method is still slower compared to a normal warp drive, but if they manage to improve this it would be even safer than how necrons travel, the main problem with ftl in the real world is that it requires basically infinite energy, but this isnt a problem for necrons. So necron FTL is basically a real ftl method that is based on physics, but even if tau managed to get past the energy problem and replicated the necrons ftl, they would die the moment they used that ftl, because they would go so fast they would probably get liquified or somethin, appearently the necrons solved this, but like i said if tau improved their ftl it would be safer than other methods.
@BreakfastCroissants3 ай бұрын
7:02 the sound you make when you open the door to meet your mail order Tau waifu for the first time.
@borgCube1002 жыл бұрын
I like the practical changes the Tau make after this campaign. While it was a sigh from the Imperium (not a small one tbf) it was a "all hands on deck" moment for the Tau. They realised what their military needed and how little their people are to a cruel and massive universe and they've rose to the challenge - well the Farsight Enclaves have even more.
@rebel17172 жыл бұрын
Majorkill you have the crown for being the first and probably only one to explain the Damocles Crusade in a way that makes the Tau look good. Every single time I hear of the Damocles Crusade, it’s always lore nerds using intelligent sentences to explain how the Tau got wrecked, or neck beards telling me straight up “Tau got wrecked, and needed a Tyranid hive fleet to get the Imperium off their back.” As a Tau fan, your explanation, for a lack of a better term, warmed my soul.
@mcarrowtime70952 жыл бұрын
it was a little more tau friendly than neutral, btw. GW is bad at scale, but there was supposedly less than a single space marine chapter, and those that were there would have been less efficient than normal due to the disparate fighting styles of the contributing chapters. by all means, this was a small crusade that got to the tau home worlds, even if they got flung back by the tyranids
@TheWarmachine3752 жыл бұрын
0:33 Commander Shadowsun, the love interest of Captain-General Little Kitten
@SarajevoKyoto8 ай бұрын
NOT CANON!! Well...maybe a little canon. Don't tell the Emperor
@sotiriospeithis6659 Жыл бұрын
I played rhe fore warrior game before ever knowing anything about 40k. So the Tau will forever have a special place in my.heart. love their easthetic.
@zacharyweaver2762 жыл бұрын
I'd love to hear more about T'au Imperial conflicts. It's pretty satisfying to hear about pompous Imperials being humbled
@robertnelson95992 жыл бұрын
A group of Ork Deathskulls managed to steal three Apocalypse Missile Launchers. A group of Kommadoz managed to sneak into a Tau space station.
@zacharyweaver2762 жыл бұрын
@@robertnelson9599 I'm aware but that's orks not Imperials
@ekulerudamuru2 жыл бұрын
All Tau victories are pyrrhic though, which are still insignificant to all the other races
@AIartificalIntellige2 жыл бұрын
@@zacharyweaver276 Yh which makes you hyping the Tau laughable.
@zacharyweaver2762 жыл бұрын
@@ekulerudamuru I wouldn't call the Damocles Prryhic they only lost two worlds and then reclaimed them
@jwal22 жыл бұрын
My favourite fact to bring up is how that Shadowsun killed and outwitted the chapter master of the Raven guard (Corvin Severax, not Shrike) and killed a white scars first captain in melee combat..
@jacobfreeman6092 жыл бұрын
She didnt kill the white scar, she only escaped
@alphanoodle18772 жыл бұрын
@@jacobfreeman609 still beat the white scar
@jacobfreeman6092 жыл бұрын
@@alphanoodle1877 If you count running away and surviving as beating then yeah ig she did
@Robotmudkip99 Жыл бұрын
@@jacobfreeman609i mean that’s still pretty impressive
@SoullessCinder-420 Жыл бұрын
If you can outrun someone who is trained to be fast, then that's impressive.
@Arkantos1172 жыл бұрын
I'm sick of people thinking that the Tau are somehow anywhere near the tech level of Dark Age Humanity.
@im2randomghgh2 жыл бұрын
They aren't on DAoT level but they're closer than most people realise. Most current imperial tech is from the DAoT and compares fairly evenly with the tau. The big development that helped DAoT humans beat the MoI was volkite weapons, which are comparable to pulse weapons. Also the Tau encountered the planet of Amenophis IV, where a DAoT AI ruled a planet of humans and had an intact stc producing DAoT weapons and they stalemated.
@austindemuynck94602 жыл бұрын
@@im2randomghgh ye. The tau aren’t near the DAoT, but they are damn near close.
@Arkantos1172 жыл бұрын
@@im2randomghgh Amenophis IV didn't have an intact STC though did it? It had a fragment of one and an AI.
@robertnelson95992 жыл бұрын
Volkite weapons are more like heat rays, pulse weapons are plasma weapons.
@oldhunterundol32432 жыл бұрын
They got gundams thats cool
@ZacharyReaper2 жыл бұрын
Water Caste : "lmao there's no way those hulking monstrosities called Titans were real. It's simply propaganda brother." Fire Caste after the Crusade : "you son of a bitch"
@varangiangaming71782 жыл бұрын
Not going to lie, I actually like the Tau especially their tactics and the smart pragmatic approach to diplomacy. I can respect a faction who despite inferior numbers still comes out on top. Also I'm always up for a laugh when the inquisition gets told to go fuck itself or suffers an L(Space Wolves for Life!).
@DoctorM422 жыл бұрын
Tau actually have insane numbers for their empire size. They can mobilize much higher percentage of their population than Imperium and bounce back after defeats or costly victories in years when the same usually take Imperium centuries to recover.
@The7Purplekirbies2 жыл бұрын
@@DoctorM42 in that same vein, what people seem to forget (GW included for whatever reason) is that the Tau have been flipping Imperial worlds for Centuries now, meaning that they're likely to have more humans in their empire than actual T'au, or even any other of their auxiliaries at this point. SO, as long as those 4th Sphere of Expansion nutters don't flip the Empire into a mini-Imperium of Man (now with Xenophobia towards everything not T'au) we should see more Humans joining T'au in their expeditionary forces serving actual combat roles instead of as glorified PDF.
@tauempire17932 жыл бұрын
@@The7Purplekirbies I mean possibly tho GW kinda wants Xenos do stay Xenos and the Tau ofc do some really weird naxi style edgy shit to their non Tau populaces
@navilluscire25672 жыл бұрын
@@tauempire1793 Xenos doesn't mean comically evil ofcourse GW and some fans seem to think otherwise.
@navilluscire25672 жыл бұрын
Yes, they're indeed unique which is unfortunately something Warhammer 40k fans HATE, variety or a faction with an end goal other than galactic genocide.
@Franz08182 жыл бұрын
When Majorkill spoke in a southern american accent a revelation hit me The American flag is red, white and blue, so does the British and Australian Flags. Australians are just British people who far off from the skill tree and I now think that Americans are just British people who heavily invested their skill points to the Gun skill tree. 🤯 Update: The Brits have more evolutions than I thought. The Luxembourg variants are Brits that tried to be French but got stuck between Germany and Belgium, they have invested their skill points to perception and even evolve their very own subspecies the Old Lady CCTVs. The Frenchs are Brits that invested their skill points on Deception and Persuasion, hence can switch sides any time. The Iceland variants are just Brits that got stuck on a remote Island and stayed there, also invested in very little skill points. Norwegians are another British evolution that dwells on the snow, They invested little in the Intelligence skill tree but spent it on Snow resistance. Russians are a breed of their own, Heavily invested skill points in Guns, Snow Immunity and extreme resistance to alcohol. The Czech Republicans are a Russian evolution that invested little to no skill points to Driving (if it even has skill tree) but overall the same with Russians
@oldhunterundol32432 жыл бұрын
When I think of America I always think of southerners its engraved in my mind and everyone else in the world
@gururaven2 жыл бұрын
Before this revelation, had you just kinda forgotten what language muricans speak?
@oldhunterundol32432 жыл бұрын
@@gururaven they speak red white and blue
@Franz08182 жыл бұрын
@@gururaven Bro, I thought they were just canadians that one day woke up and chose violence
@thedyingmeme62 жыл бұрын
@@oldhunterundol3243 you mean 'gun'??
@El_Presidente_5337Ай бұрын
Video starts at 2:42
@fiberwaffle93642 жыл бұрын
Well, at least they talked to the Imperium about the Greater Good and not someone like Logar. That could have ended much worse then the realization that titans are real.
@HubiKoshi2 жыл бұрын
They did talk to the Dark Eldar though XD
@navilluscire25672 жыл бұрын
@@HubiKoshi Who looked no more scary than the T'au's numerous other allies or clinet races, just more spikey than the rest. So forgive them for not taking the drukahri as any different from the other species they already forged alliances with when they have the freakin *kroots* around who love to eat people...ALIVE and look like *prehistoric nightmares!*
@slimboarder.o72 жыл бұрын
@@navilluscire2567 they dont eat people alive ?
@slimboarder.o72 жыл бұрын
@@navilluscire2567 and they dont look Prehistoric at all
@squoblat2 жыл бұрын
There is a story in one of the old books (I think a Codex) that details an adeptus mechanicus expedition that discovered the Tau before they were a multiplanet species with advanced technology. Interesting read and it's fun seeing how far they have come in such a short time.
@anthonylamonica83012 жыл бұрын
If the Mechanicus had decided then and there that they didn't like the blue, barbarian cow-people yeeting rocks at eachother on their single, insignificant rock... there wouldn't be any T'au. Technically, this means that Humanity knows where the T'au Homeworld is... but they forever lost their opportunity to actually _reach_ it.
@mdd42962 жыл бұрын
@@anthonylamonica8301 mechanicus is only opportunistically genocidal. They dont kill you unless you sit on something they really want or they have some experiments to perform and there isnt any other samples.
@高若嵩-t6r2 жыл бұрын
@@anthonylamonica8301 That knowledge probably got lost to time anyways.
@anthonylamonica83012 жыл бұрын
@@mdd4296 I'm pretty sure the Mechanicus are _always_ looking to test the newest armor wash formula. Titan feet aren't going to just magically get sanguinous gore on them for the Tech Priests to wash off; it has to come from somewhere. And stepping on Cherubs is considered distasteful for some reason.
@thomasrose20292 жыл бұрын
First Majorkill vid I’ve ever seen with adds 😂
@TFZ.2 жыл бұрын
I love the Tau space marine at 5:05. I saw another picture similar to that once of space marines with that armor that fought for the Farsight enclaves... Super sweet!
@justinkitts33812 жыл бұрын
I see Majorkill I click. Thanks man. I’ve watched all your videos in the past month.
@christiansmith93062 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine Majorkill doing a walk through documentary animation as he talking and walking past the battle field and everyone just stops fighting and just looks at him blankly.
@CloudSephiroth2 жыл бұрын
Farsight Enclave and Exodite Eldar should talk to Guilliman and say “Bro, every empire gets fucked- just leave your empire and bring some dope homies like custodies and primaris ultramarines and we can create an awesome empire together.”
@dustinnabil7982 жыл бұрын
A new faction composed entirely of separatists sound cool, remind me of CIS and the banished.
@rowbot55552 ай бұрын
My favourite bit of history was that they actually ran a few tournaments for the tau to get pushed back through the damocles crusade, expectung the space marines players to win, but the tau just kept on beating them on tabletop
@dudeboydudeboy-zj8kd2 жыл бұрын
lore on the imperial navy, the ages of the imperium (rebirth, nova terra, forging), types of squig, types of melee weapons, eldar paths, the codex, and space marine squads
@mistabrrrly2 жыл бұрын
The First Ciaphas Cain novel deals with a planet that is being converted by the Tau, but the imperium doesn’t what to use a lot of resources cause it’s on the border of their space
@utubrGaming2 жыл бұрын
The TL:DR of that adventure: - While he can be diplomatic and calm and genial on the outside, the existence of the Gue'vesa and their intermixing cultures genuinely disgusts and unnerves Cain on the inside. Then again, it might be because he knows that his Inquisitor GF is reading his memoirs. Also to note - Cain was brought up in the Schola Progenium program, so for an average citizen, your mileage may vary. - He's also glad to be dealing with the T'au, since they're some of the few that could be delayed with diplomacy. The battle for planets are dealt with dances, boasting, parties and dinners instead of trenches and lasguns firing, so it's all good to him. - That said, the T'au Battlesuits, railguns and drones scare the shit out of him based on how tactically coordinated and sleek and efficient their machinery is, and he hopes he doesn't have to deal with - Also, the Tau are so far out on the border and since they don't butcher humanity in a blood orgy and instead incorporate human worlds (aka, humanity still lives on in some form, and even with the Imperial Creed free to preach in some places), it's one of the few places where the Imperium can exercise rational realpolitik instead of "Kill 'em all" policies.
@vothbetilia48622 жыл бұрын
@@utubrGaming That last part is a lie, the Tau do mind readers and manipulate the imperial civilians and if they simply refuse they would get shot just like that. And to top it all off there have been Tau worlds with humans revolting against them a lot, things to do with being not equal or treated as Cannon fodder and not trusted enough to use other weapons and never use vehicles.
@navilluscire25672 жыл бұрын
@@utubrGaming The T'au along with some of their allies (also including some other minor alien species) and maybe the craftworld eldar *(in general..)* are some of the few (but actually quite a lot..) factions the Imperium both can't easily wipe out yet can be reasoned with and thus can engage in real world "geopolitical" machinations but in an interstellar framework and its one of THE MOST interesting things about 40k and I hope to see more in future titles!
@andresvargas76502 жыл бұрын
“Naughty ass pictures of … ART” ahaha 😂 that one caught me by surprise.. I have found myself binging on majorkill…the combination of your comedy and delivery of the Lore is incredible . Thank you majorkill for making learning about this Lore So much fun!!
@albertrex68512 жыл бұрын
Frankly speaking i have seen dime a dozen people who say Tau are pushovers. No they are not . IoM,Eldaari and others are stronger , true but fighting a Tau is a costly campaign which may not need an whole armada or space navy but will take quite a lot of effort . Say it is like not sneezing but like punching .
@apolloknight95212 жыл бұрын
That’s true. After all, during Damocles Campaign, the T’au didn’t have their modern Battlesuits yet like the Riptide, Storm Surge or Ta’unar Battlesuits yet they were able to halt the Imperium’s advance. Kinda shows that it requires more effort to take down something that’s small yet strong. I summarize T’au in two ways: “Small but Strong and Innovative” & “Small to be a threat and small to be ignored.”
@lordomacron37192 жыл бұрын
only the Tau's size makes therm pushovers. In a Total war sceranio where boths side bring their full might to bear the Tau would lose everytime to all the other factions. But in a limited setting where each side has roughly equal force the Tau are very much able to hold their own and even best some.
@RayMKlll2 жыл бұрын
@@lordomacron3719 I mean, sure, the Tau lack the numbers to go head-to-head with... pretty much everybody, but they'll sure as hell take a LOT you down with them.
@DemonKnight946 ай бұрын
@@lordomacron3719 If IOM and Tau are equal in numbers, Tau win every time.
@gestalt10072 ай бұрын
@@DemonKnight94and if Imperium's tech isnt stagnated for 10k years, they will fuck tau with a sneeze. Too many what if scenario in this case
@wolflordgio63202 жыл бұрын
That Cato Sicarius Farsight duel was Epic!
@ApexGaming2 жыл бұрын
was sad it wasn't mentioned
@alfieingrouille15282 жыл бұрын
Majorkill I just wanted to say thanks for fulfilling my vid request a while back you absolute mad lad
@NeoIsrafil2 жыл бұрын
Ooh yes, more Tau content please, its so underexplored in lore videos
@straightarrowshot Жыл бұрын
Of all the youtube channels and podcasters I've listened to of 40K lore. You're always the most respectful towards Tau, thanks for that man.
@skalgrimfellaxe57962 жыл бұрын
Lets remember that the Damocles crusade was a absurdly small "crusade" with a miniscule Imperial fleet calling it "large" is honestly a joke. It had like 20 capital ships, 50 light cruisers, 14 million men, and in total about 1300 Space Marines. This is absolutely nothing in the scale the Imperium fights, and this still crushed several planets and got all the way into the heart of the Tau empire and even became a threat to their homeworld. Then again, it should be noted that the Imperium has many more humans living on single Hive Worlds than there are Tau in their entire empire. A fact that the Tau water cast diplomates couldn't even fathom when exposed to the fact.
@haiderbutt24542 жыл бұрын
Not true codex literally states sa'cea has trillons of people. They also conquered hive worlds.
@skalgrimfellaxe57962 жыл бұрын
@@haiderbutt2454 Then thats newer lore, older lore was that the Tau only had a few billion on their most populated worlds and on most septs only a few hundred million. Them being upped to "trillions" is a massive shift in the lore and means Tau now also have Hive worlds then.
@Nukefandango2 жыл бұрын
The whole "hive worlds have more people than the whole Tau empire" thing is absolute fucking nonsense. It makes zero sense. It's like when the lore insists that fucking Imperator titans, which are walking cities, are like 200 feet tall. What's more, the Tau have *assimilated hive worlds into their empire.* It makes zero sense for a Tau, who knows their empire contains trillions of humans living in hive worlds, to see an imperium controlled hive world and be staggered by how many people are in it. It's GW failing at scale. Again.
@555tork2 жыл бұрын
to be fair the worlds the crusade initially conquered before reaching Dal'yth were newly colonized by the t'au with no armies and barely any of their merchant navy within orbit, taking those planets is the equivalent of walking down the road claiming to conquer every house on the way
@_NIKOS9_NIKOS2 жыл бұрын
There is no such a thing as a "small" Crusade. It had trillions of guards men, Ad Mech, and multiple SM chapters (including Ultramarines White Scars, Black Templars, Scar Lords, Iron Hands and many others) not to mention FREAKING TITAN LEGIONS!!! No matter how you slice it, it wasnt neither small nor insignificant by any stretch of the imagination. And it was stopped dead on its tracks once it reached the 1st Sept World EDIT: Millions of guards men, my bad
@Matuss1012 жыл бұрын
I love your way how you explain the lore, especially the bit why Damocles didnt withdraw from the crusade and denied Inquizitors request for exterminatus :D
@captainvalourous66682 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie but since Bobby G kinda got along with Yvraine I kinda imagine him opening up an possible alliance with Commander Farsight.
@brendameistar2 жыл бұрын
Why the fk r u even lying in the first place?
@MaxUltimata2 жыл бұрын
I think the important thing to take away from all this is that both sides gave each other a fighting they were not prepared for. The Tau, for the diminutive size of their empire, put up a much larger fight than the Imperium was expecting, and likewise wasn't prepared for the kind of galaxy they were born into. They took heavy casualties in their worlds overall, but that required an extreme investment on the Imperium's part, including the use of multiple Space Marine chapters and a Titan (at least one of which got sniped by a single fighter-bomber that's fairly common in the Tau Empire). I think, in the long term, this was a huge W for the Tau. Unlike the Imperium, the Tau learned a lot from the campaign and responded in kind by reorganizing themselves with a fleet of new technology, strategies and Battlesuits to deal with the kind of fight the Imperium (and galaxy as a whole) was prepared to give them. The Imperium is way too large, disorganized and set in their ways to really change up how they would exactly engage the Tau other than a general warning of "DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE". Neither side is willing to commit the amount of resources to a war with each other again; the Tau would rather conquer human worlds through the Water Caste's diplomacy rather than decimate them through costly warfare, and the Imperium figures it can afford to lose a few worlds close to Tau space out of their acclaimed million, especially when said worlds are now on the other side of the Imperium Nihilus and would require even more resources than before the Great Rift to adequately address. And in the end, both sides are more capable of working together than any other faction in 40K (except maybe the Aeldari on a good day).
@parkermaisterra85322 жыл бұрын
The books that cover the first Damocles Crusade are the Rogue Trader Omnibus by Andy Hoare and Blade of Damocles by Phil Kelly (who's pretty much become *the* Tau writer)
@Salted_Fysh2 жыл бұрын
And then GW caved to the pressure and decided the T'au need to be grimdark now.
@AngelofDeath333 Жыл бұрын
Imperial makes a truce with the Tau, leaves when a Tyranid Hive Fleet is on the way… well bet none of those Tau survived that.
@Channel-23s2 жыл бұрын
If the Tau and the imperium combined they’d be pretty powerful range and melee cranked up to a 10
@stephanebarbier8852 жыл бұрын
That "sweet summer child" remark got you my like one this one 🤣
@igncom12 жыл бұрын
Imperials call this a draw, the Tau didn't lose a single sept world. Revisionism turned the crusade from a war to exterminate the Tau to a war to contain just one of the expansions. Imperial forces just ditched and ran to fight the Tyranids, the Tau also fought the Tyranids and survived that too.
@dumbname19612 жыл бұрын
Yea… a splinter fleet, Remnant of one that imperium defeated. Its something i guess, no one’d buy blue boys model if space cockroaches came in full might and om nom nom-ed their entire civilization.
@navilluscire25672 жыл бұрын
@@dumbname1961 Or Emperor forbid the T'au get any recognition or allowed to be badass in the lore for more than 5 seconds!
@charluu1929 Жыл бұрын
Tau when they see a titan:AYO the walter class said that these mfs are fake,welp guess I'll die
@loganlautenschlager68852 жыл бұрын
This was great I've always wanted a video that explains the demacles crusade with some comedy
@BoneTrait2 жыл бұрын
I’ve always loved how out of pocket your content is. Keep it up, you’re doing great!
@albertrex68512 жыл бұрын
Sometime annexing or conquering an area is not the best way,you need to appeal to the people like Tau did.
@epicnessinacan2 жыл бұрын
I think this is one of your best videos yet! Very informative, great insights and fair to both sides. Well done!
@r.e.z94282 жыл бұрын
I love seeing the Tau/Human space marine armor.
@thedyingmeme62 жыл бұрын
I know its so cool!!! I love how it blends the SM's 'brutal, will wreck you then t-bag your corpse' aura and the T'au 'we will snipe your head off, your friends' head, and your commanders' head off before you get into visual range' deal its PERFECT!!!
@r.e.z94282 жыл бұрын
@@thedyingmeme6 I would believe that the armor would be much more efficient and effective in combat as well, not just stylish.
@mdd42962 жыл бұрын
@@r.e.z9428 astarte armor despite their appearance and religious visual coding is extrememly effective. In fact, they are effective in spite of those. They offer full suite of intel, recon, communication, vision, protection, strength and speed augmentation as well as being somewhat modulars to adapt to battlefield conditions. Space marine melee prowess prove that the suit has full range of motions to facilitate their superhuman physiology and complex maneurvre. The tau have neither better electronic warfare capabilities nor bionics than the imperium. They barely design battlesuits for melee combat (duh) nor can they offer an edge in information warfare. So it's actually better for them just to put a space marine in their current suits, their superhuman senses and experience would elevate the suits beyond normal tau performance. If they need melee combatant, just go back to good ol' astarte armors.
@r.e.z94282 жыл бұрын
@@mdd4296 Oh, I meant for the concept art for the Tau/Human armor. That already astarte armor is amazing, but if the Tau managed to improve it somehow? Its not just the armor that makes the marine, but still.
@mdd42962 жыл бұрын
@@r.e.z9428 Well the primaris marines come with updated power armour. So it isnt like there is no room for improvement. The problem is Imperium design specialty is already the most versatile possible and they have more where that came from. While Tau specialties offer no edge except in range combat. At this point either just put an astarte in a mechsuit. Or a pulse rifle into the hand of an astarte. Both side cant equip their basic infantry (guardsmen or fire warrior) with power armor either.
@RikuTek Жыл бұрын
“Nobody wants to be Ugly” *Nurgle wants to know your Location*
@albertrex68512 жыл бұрын
I heard that Tau have developed a counter to Titans, some big thick aircraft and Supremacy suits to take down the smaller titans
@quicke54862 жыл бұрын
The modified Tigersharks, they can two shot a Warhound. Cause after all they are carrying what is usually carried on naval ships.
@cooperkleemann29552 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's where the stormsurge and taunar come from
@danielburks22572 жыл бұрын
@@cooperkleemann2955 The Tau didn't have Stormsurges, Ghostkeels, etc. At the time of the crusades, they developed those later. During the crusades they just put giant guns on aircraft
@cooperkleemann29552 жыл бұрын
@@danielburks2257 I know, but I was specifying what was later used to fight Titans. Those being the stormsurge and taunar came from. I'm aware of the story behind their creation. Not trying to sound like an arse or neckbeard btw😄
@donaldharmonify2 жыл бұрын
I've followed you since day one and I gotta say please please continue. Best Warhammer channel on KZbin.
@curtisbrown5472 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the tau reverse engineered the entire codex astartes, and now know literally every space marine doctrinal tactic and exactly how to counter it moment by moment
@janoycresva22792 жыл бұрын
I mean there are alot of chapters that literally wipe their asses with the codex astartes
@carlzerris65662 жыл бұрын
What i find hilarious is apparently one of the pieces of advice in the mirror codex is 'shoot the guys without helmats since they are probably commanding officers'. Cant remember where i saw that so cant confirm if true but still amusing.
@alphanoodle18772 жыл бұрын
And reverse engineered a ork gravity well
@curtisbrown5472 жыл бұрын
@@carlzerris6566 I mean, yeah that's pretty good advice, lol. Also must be nice to aim for, with no armor space Marine heads probably explode good
@carlzerris65662 жыл бұрын
@@curtisbrown547unless you hace a rail rifle. In that case shoot the chest so you take destroy the geneseed
@Odysseus11.1342 жыл бұрын
Now this right here is the spot, been watching his videos all night and this man's uploads one right on time
@grantameele4212 жыл бұрын
I like the Tau. They have so much potential.
@aclock22 жыл бұрын
They also have a lot of inherent flaws, if reaching full potential they might rival Golden Age Human, but that's not enough against this Galaxy.
@Grabthar1912 жыл бұрын
I think they have a dark side that has yet to be properly explored. Creepy mind controlling overlords.
@requiemlul31402 жыл бұрын
@@aclock2 Yes, yes it is. Anyone at DaoT level annihilates the rest of the galaxy.
@WTfire102 жыл бұрын
The necron are even beyond that probably and they don't
@cooperkleemann29552 жыл бұрын
@@WTfire10 but that's cause they're busy waking up and fighting among themselves
@Cnt_Hide_2 жыл бұрын
I love it when you read the names of the Tau worlds, I feel like this is what a person who has a stroke sounds like. Good job m8
@albertrex68512 жыл бұрын
Shais O Kais ( no not the Dawn of War guy) the other normal fire caste warrior or fire warrior fell to Khornite influnce. There was a Water Caste guy who fell to Tzeentch or something but Tau falling to Chaos is like 1 in a billion cases whole each 1 guy among 10 people in a hive world or any other world of IoM falls to chaos .
@555tork2 жыл бұрын
honestly the fact that the water caster guy had to be touching an exploding warp drive to be possessed speaks a lot to how ridiculously difficult it is to have tau affected by the warp.
@FrostbiteDigital2 жыл бұрын
I think you mean Shas'La Kais. Shas O'Kais IS the Dawn of War guy.
@skraeling8 ай бұрын
As a Haudenosaunee I deeply appreciate the Last of The Mohicans track used in your videos. A perfect ambient tune when talking about war philosophy and military doctrine.
@anthonyphillips18932 жыл бұрын
Idk but I feel like the ethereals are like the watchers in the night. They created the caste system to not just best utilize the tau pop and species but also to run the pysker traits out of their gene pool.
@chrisbeckett97482 жыл бұрын
The marine in the thumbnail: "Happy Birthday, my boy, here is the new Nerf blaster you wanted. Let me show you how to aim it properly."
@mantictassadar29312 жыл бұрын
Could you give us any information on the imperium's first encounter with the necrons?
@WallNutBreaker5242 жыл бұрын
The intro alone shows how good the video will be 😂👌
@teobratuteodor17282 жыл бұрын
Is hard to imagin how a tau will react to by the first tau or even xenos to see the Emperor what maybe will accidentaly turn that tau in a psyker.
@blacktemplar11392 жыл бұрын
Imagine having a massive fleet, yet you loose to 3 imperators, and maybe a battlebarge
@grerook94272 жыл бұрын
the Tau radically militarized after this first encounter with the imperium. When the imperium returned with what the codex describes as a "proper imperial invasion", they weren't even able to take mugalath bay. This second invasion by the imperium had raven guard, white scars, a full house of imperial knights, hundreds of millions of guardsmen, imperial assassins and a bunch of forces from the Adeptus mechanicus. With all of that they weren't even able to take one planet, they lost the chapter master of the raven guard, almost lost the chapter master of the white scars and the tau didn't even had their main forces with them, it was just the planetary defenses and a tau army stationed there, although to be fair they did get reinforcements by the farsight enclaves. The imperium only got one victory on that whole war by killing the supreme ethereal but failing to even assassinate any of the other targets. They where so but hurt after loosing that they burned the system with some weird ass weapon of the mechanicus, not to kill any of the tau forces but so that if they couldn't have mugalath bay the tau couldn't either.
@555tork2 жыл бұрын
the writing of the second damocles crusade at mu'gulath bay was quite atrocious at points though.
@yourdad69024 ай бұрын
@@555tork so what imperium lost just like all he times the imperium wins by insert dumb logic
@emperornapoleon62042 жыл бұрын
Tactical Victory: Imperium of Man Strategic Victory: Tau Empire
@_NIKOS9_NIKOS2 жыл бұрын
The Tau encauntering Titans in Damocles: Tau: WHAT IN THE NAME OF TAUVA IS THIS! WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!! THIS WAS A MISTAKE!!!! "proceed to get obliterated" The Tau encauntering Titans after Damocles: Tiger Shark: "Takes out a Titan" Rest of the Titan Legions: OH NO, OH SH!T, OH- NOPE NOPE NOPE TAKE US OUT OF HERE!!!!!! Farsight/Shadowsun: Well, this was easier than expected
@albertrex68512 жыл бұрын
How the tables have turned
@lolbots6862 жыл бұрын
later farsight: allright,know what no offense guys,im not gonna be a dumbass,shadowsun nothing personal but were done, still friends i guess anyway shadowsun:.....i definitely regret not figuring out a way to stay with kitten more often. elsewhere,in the inperial palace,screaming at the top of his lungs kitten:THIS IS NOT FUCKING CANON!
@_ok17352 жыл бұрын
aaah the benefits of actually progressing your story