The Dankest CH Sketches (Weed Compilation)

[@dropout]

honestly we've made way fewer weed sketches over the years than you'd think for a channel called "CollegeHumor"

[@ILOVESKITS]

indeed

[@slyceth]

Why are you compiling? Are you the mr bean channel or something?

[@bongo1630]

Does anyone realize that 4/20 is Hitler's birthday

[@inakiflores1103]

@@bongo1630 lmao yeah, what, did you not attend his birthday party at Braunau am Inn, Vienna?

[@2babecat]

How about “hardly working uptight stoners”

[@MrOzy8080]

Old CH: Don't legalize weed, there would be so many annoying people! Modern CH: Legalize weed, there's so many annoying people!

[@dimitrijames00001]

They both had points

[@Bogwedgle]

@@dimitrijames00001 people just kinda suck in general

[@milktestingwoman]

The police

[@etcetcetcetc6579]

The duality of man

[@spocite]

Bogwedgle r/woosh

[@T1J]

the weed names sketch is one of ally's best performances

[@TommyStonebraker]

Holy shit weird to see you here

[@boomerwatchdog4667]

hi

[@greenredblue]

"I know where Katie keeps her cocaine." The real question is do you know where she keeps the body of the last guy who touched her stash? Y'know, when she framed Trapp?

[@pixelcubed2088]

Woah

[@bluescreen237]

Oh yeah I saw her in my backyard

[@nattiecraft]

That Starbucks reference was too real did you see those lines when illinois legalized it

[@zaczane]

I lived it

[@irfanmyg]

Is it still like that? Or was it just the day it was legalised?

[@joshbrucks]

@@irfanmyg Its never like that in washington.

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

Illinois fucked it up.

[@Fifthcell]

Illinois is trash. I need to get out

[@insomnialad7794]

God, it has been years since I thought about the roast of weed. Good memories

[@nattiecraft]

Mind Forest foreal

[@zaczane]

Needs a sequel

[@alexrain9015]

When Ally opens their mouth and the chainsaw sound comes out gets me everytime. Theyre my NB icon lmao. And Raphs facial expressions get me everytime.

[@epicsamurai5]

Last time I was this early, Streeter was still a cast member. I miss him.

[@glitchz1]

Hes on SNL now as a writer

[@stefanpieper3757]

Because he fucking made it

[@FuzzyStripetail]

I probably would have been sucked into reading the Los Angeles Times if more of the stories were based on how Ally somehow made that accurate representation of a vacuum cleaner noise.

[@cpikoart]

I thought it was a chainsaw lmao

[@bo0nanavr787]

Christopher Ikonomou it was this guy is just deaf

[@RabblesTheBinx]

That was definitely a chainsaw

[@theaviator1152]

That was either a leaf blower or a chainsaw

[@guykalach5621]

When you don't smoke weed bit you still get excited about 4/20/20

[@noodle4002]

whenever he said "hey, focus" i felt personally attacked my stoned ass had already gotten distracted

[@Zoewolfspells]

Y’all should’ve dropped this AT 4:20 on 4/20, your only mistake

[@sage14721]

i guess time zones are difficult but i agree

[@stuehl8607]

Well 4:20 is different all over the world

[@adventureman1014]

@@sage14721 yeah they are kinda difficult but, for me it says Apr 20, 2020

[@tythus654]

And all my 'shady guys' are out. Truly, tis a sad 20th of April for me.

[@zaczane]

RIP

[@caboosemd123]

I still got a few

[@milflover6203]

rip i greened out so that’s an f

[@kyoza5069]

6:15 "I know where Katie keeps her cocaine" "oh i'm down"

[@komlat253]

Yea .she keeps it in her favorite shit stained pants haha

[@rn-zu5ld]

So where is it? Asking for a friend.

[@ghostcraft9343]

hwheh2 beebbe look at the comment above

[@ethanlivemere1162]

Next: Best of cocaine *Katie has joined the chat*

[@macejkovicfernande6626]

Yes, next best of coke. If you wanna buy it then you can't get any reliable plug but I am living on it. I take Coke from Shophely .com actually it's the popular one of the online store. The video is great,Cheers!

[@ggar]

in 2 hours and 10 minutes, it will be 4:20 on april 20th, 2020. this means there will be 4 twenties.

[@ggar]

it just happend 2 minutes ago

[@arro2546]

ggar ok

[@asherbased743]

This is truly a once in a lifetime experience... once every hundred years if you think about it

[@friedbaconsizzles]

@@asherbased743 Next century it will be 2120, so not 4 20's, so it was the only time in history that the stars have aligned to make 4 20's

[@MagentaFaux]

Truly a fine day.

[@P.Jlive2024]

This Smells like my Daughter's Room.😂🤣😂 Happy 420

[@jeffbrehove2614]

I still want that "Bwamp Bomp Ba Doo Wap" cannabis. I still want to party like Little Richard

[@TheAlfmonster]

i watch 'dont legalize weed' almost everytime i smoke just because of the yellow dot at the start that tricks me without me realising

[@redneck7926]

Dude you ever have one them brownies they're delicious

[@meat_doughnuts3457]

There is a yellow dot!

[@ethanhsu8596]

College Humor: Or stoners will multiply... College Dad. : Faster than Asians at a math contest ? .............. Me, an asian. : 😰Shoot I’m not multiplying fast enough at my math contest.

[@greenredblue]

Lol

[@Floedekage]

5:43 I don't wanna smoke Grant O'Brian, I don't wanna get that high!

[@Anonymous-jx9pz]

How tall IS Grant?

[@McLoven-vm1ck]

Everyone can hear your thoughts kush, reminds me of some of that fire hydro I used to get back in the day. That stuff was so heady.

[@andersonmyhr8263]

I don’t got any weed this year sadly, really not trying to risk getting the rona from the plug

[@gothmoth1616]

"Dude I'm so high! I'm like soo high! Can we talk about this? All night?" Ok listen I didnt need to be called out I know I'm annoying

[@maxthedoglover]

Lol reminds me of the commercial from Harold and kumar

[@gothmoth1616]

@@maxthedoglover i dunno what that is but hi how ya doin

[@maxthedoglover]

@@gothmoth1616 been doing better I mean the anti drug ad from Harold and kumar here let me send it

[@dooppood]

KZbin: eight comments Me: can I see them? KZbin: no.

[@aimsetiachanel3471]

Hy

[@tryingtovibe2875]

KZbin: video uploaded 46 minutes ago Comment: 58 minutes ago

[@moplemopes]

Finally a very serious informative video. prob the only wed vid ive seen today

[@tehnoobestworld]

Ahh streeter I’m nostalgic for old college humor pat streeter jake Amir dan

[@paulphoenix1669]

Dan

[@tardersauce3578]

Watch headgum if you like Jake and Amir

[@zaczane]

kevin willems WOAH WOAH WOAH Dan O Brian!!!! Like THE Dan O’brian??? From Obsessive pop culture disorder

[@Theeduckie]

zaczane and After Hours and Agents of Cracked.

[@creativedesignation7880]

@kevin willems Sometimes when I watch Last Week Tonight and they have a particularly absurd joke I go: "Yep, that was Daniel Gurewitch" xD After watching hours of him on CH I recognize the humor :)

[@JeReeMyKinDom]

love the "that 70's show" reference :D

[@wickedamoeba8719]

The slobbery blunt skit still makes me gag.

[@Chiron1010]

that’s the lil baby method

[@mrevilducky]

One of all time favorite sketches

[@isabelrich9610]

I love how Grant's fake old lady voice is like an octive below his regualar voice.

[@Spiderwilliam13]

For a second there I thought it was "Ch's Darkest Sketches" and I was super curious. But i'm also on board with this.

[@JayFAE12]

I legit bought weed from a friend one time that was just called either "Nightmare" or "Panic" was honestly pretty good, strong weed

[@knightofnight842]

It's not a hot box until Grant O'Brian has replaced the oxygen

[@rob.3143]

In regards to the conclusion of the first sketch, that's basically the Netherlands; you wanna smoke? sure but only if you don't bother other people with it.

[@Pipubbles]

That guy from the old cast in the beginning of the video is like hella attractive.

[@dirkstrider4820]

Skeeter

[@kirbylover37]

@@meggusta As in a pie fell, in his mouth, and he... pretty much loved it? Editor in cheese? Favorite food is everything? That Streeter?

[@somebodywashere9207]

I like how the weed vid is posted on 4/20

[@karkussthesupreme7343]

This brought tears of laughter and sincerity. I love these sketches so much.

[@Amethystasheryn]

Aww, Streeter! I still miss him.

[@mitchellclark3570]

Jack: I'm gay-le Everyone else: Yes we know

[@chrissiefirefly5732]

what?

[@smilesfordays]

Lol so much of the worries in the first sketch were unfounded 😂

[@scrungly]

9:06 THE CRAB KING

[@enviousleaf123]

the 1:50 part is so spot on. The dispensary in Boston has a line out the door and it takes about 30-40 minutes to make your way from start to finish.

[@zaammy3584]

I love how when this got legalized in several states, the exact opposite started happening

[@ERrnesST]

You have like no chill. ~My Grandma. Me:That was mean Grandma.

[@DKWalsh16]

omg that crab thing in the grandma sketch is where the fantasy high crab thing comes from

[@233320missaishah]

9:02 First introduction of the bad kids signature crab party move: CRAB KING! CRAB KING! CRAB KING! 🦀 👑

[@stonepatberg]

Roast of weed was a blast from the past. Happy 4/20.

[@Nonyah123]

This whole video has me laughing in legal Canadian weed

[@bubbagove]

Im so glad 1 ytber remembered the dankest day of the year,all I see are corona memes,this is refreshin

[@lethalp15]

Happy 4/20/20 everyone

[@lilycollins9279]

9:06 Crab King!!!!

[@nilsmanuelgut131]

"The one illegal drug that's not harmful or addictive in any way" ehm, wait a sec. Ever heard of a guy named Albert Hofmann?

[@gdog8790]

Dude not even one of the "High Times Office" sketches? Those were brilliant.

[@kaiammons6019]

Back to the good ole days, well to the cast grew up on and liked

[@renaeusarchive]

thank you for the weed compilation.

[@thecanucklehead3034]

I would honestly look forward to 4/20 more if there was a chance this dope ass homie would leave gifts then chill

[@ellabishop5337]

Who’s gonna tell them it’s already legal in California?

[@duskwalkers]

This is my first 4/20 since I started smoking.

[@takrukoua2733]

I really love videos like that

[@biscuitolivaismyname1994]

Rainbow dream!!?! Damn I didn't know Raph was that hard

[@highturtle146]

My dad is the kind of guy to have a lot of favors owed to him. So naturally whenever he got back and leg pains, he was just able to leave the house up to 4-5 minutes and get like grade A weed.

[@oddball6995]

"So cool it didn't even light" Lmfaoo

[@nicomoreno5028]

That slobbery blunt sketch was on point.

[@bleuebrade3655]

1:08 so I guess that guy's dad becomes Trump when he's drunk

[@brendanakers7294]

BleueBrade oh no his dad made a micro aggression

[@mikakura98]

Happy 4/20 yall

[@TheJonLaw]

I was so happy to see Streeter right when the video started I miss that guy

[@tyler1234321]

My favorite has always been the trash car and the melted dabs because that's literally my life.

[@ruarimcdonald1131]

Nice! What we all need right now!

[@Suspenxe]

1:30 voice in the back tripped me out

[@dylanracho3536]

Every person in the grandma sketch is now on my dream blunt rotation

[@curryman1357]

Probably my favorite ch line to this date is, “this weed so good, it’s giving me the munchies just smelling it.”

[@SmokieMcShatter]

Duuudde i live in Ontario and love walkin down the street blazing, i can get my pot delivered and yes our system has some kinks to work out, but legalization has been okie! And theres still the friendly neighborhood ganja-man kickin it old skool so we Aaiight!

[@M0rbid]

HAPPY 4/20 DAY!

[@imoj]

Holy shit, Streeter? now that brings back memories.

[@CrimZonOnYT]

Why is Raph always the voice of reason when there's a sketch between somebody acting stupid and somebody reasonable

[@zace7951]

It's great that this is coming out at 4/20

[@joynealproductions8111]

Something broke inside my earbuds just as the video started and because I’ve never smoked weed I assumed they were doing a bit where the CH jingle and everything Streeter said sounded echoey and distant because that’s what they would sound like if the viewer were stoned?

[@usernameed]

Oh yeah I forgot what day it was! It had a lot of different weird weeds to offer Raph!

[@katcook4789]

I’m happy they legalized it here cause Weedmaps so I still get great delivery, great prices, and most of it sells high end medical shit

[@inspectorbutters166]

About Dropout: You might need a different method of payment for European fans. Credit cards aren't that prevalent around here, so something like paypal could help a lot.

[@aileenzhao7951]

Wait credit cards aren't? Haha what

[@sanriodeppressionthermos8602]

Last time i cam this early she didnt even have her dress off yet.

[@CaptainJY01]

You’re watching this faded rn

[@maxeden1932]

We now know where the infamous ‘Bad Kids’ Crab Dance comes from!

[@mattlozinski1700]

Is it mellow? no he got traded is still one of my favourite ch one liners of all time

[@parthmoholkardgdd2334]

Watching this in 2024 when the weed is starting to get legalise

[@lenasilva9169]

"you forgot how to speak haze"...yeah, kkkkkk. OMG.

[@AlexanderSouza-breko]

that "Im sorry" 2:10 was the best acting i ever saw on this channel,so good :D

[@sixunity1171]

Old CH : Noo weed bad dont use it New CH : haha weed printer go brrrr

[@SN0RL0X]

I miss Streeter, but super proud of him for making it to SNL

[@Scarybug]

Lol that line for legal weed was 100% prescient. Only in IL it's more like an apple store than a starbucks.

[@RageTastesLovely]

Happy 420 CH!

[@fatuzi]

roast of weed is suuuuch a fucking classic

[@nessabun6373]

happy 420 guys

[@noelhutchins7366]

14:00 I just fidget the tobacco out of the cigar and put pinches of crumbled weed into the tube and gently tamp every couple pinches with a chopstick.

[@henrycampbell9655]

That Mellow joke is perfect

[@meleemicheal1864]

*LAUGHS IN DUTCH*

[@AHL881]

Happy 420

[@kishanmaharaj9745]

Happy 420 guys 🎉

[@SuperSpectrom]

Is that THE STREETER PIEFELL (in his mouth)

[@3ddiemobil350]

happy 4 20