The Dark Eldar Wish To CLONE THE EMPEROR! Warhammer 40K Lore

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Sandman of Terra

Sandman of Terra

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@SandmanofTerra
@SandmanofTerra Жыл бұрын
Check out the full video here! kzbin.info/www/bejne/bJfKfmWYe8mNnKc
@subadnur7740
@subadnur7740 Жыл бұрын
The second they pull something like that off the spynet for the constodies would already alert the golden bois of a future raid/infiltration attempt
@snaplordmeep6748
@snaplordmeep6748 Жыл бұрын
Why does link no work?
@thelordofthelostbraincells
@thelordofthelostbraincells Жыл бұрын
​@@snaplordmeep6748classic KZbin breaking something that wasn't broken
@snaplordmeep6748
@snaplordmeep6748 Жыл бұрын
Of course
@anari234
@anari234 8 ай бұрын
​@@thelordofthelostbraincells Scam bots were spamming links, so KZbin removed the feature.
@dimitriosdrossidis9633
@dimitriosdrossidis9633 Жыл бұрын
Bold of them to assume they could control him if this even works
@40kLou
@40kLou Жыл бұрын
It’s not hard to imagine that they could gene edit something about Big E to make him controllable. 🤷🏻‍♂️
@kastor6497
@kastor6497 Жыл бұрын
​@@40kLoubut because it would be hilarious that this would backfire on them I think he would be the only one in control
@ianbahamonde6679
@ianbahamonde6679 Жыл бұрын
@@40kLouit’s pretty out there to think they could actually , he’s the single most powerful being in the galaxy besides the literal gods trying to control him is like trying to pour a bucket of water on the sun and putting It out
@boid9761
@boid9761 Жыл бұрын
​@@40kLouReal Big E would immediately pilot it's body and with his 10k years of Psyker sacrifice and experience with the Warp, just destroy the entire planet by causing it to implode into the Eye of Terror before walking back to Terra through the Webway naked
@quentingaron6723
@quentingaron6723 Жыл бұрын
​@@40kLoubut would he be the same as the True emperor then?
@gordontheseal
@gordontheseal Жыл бұрын
Bro if they clone Big-E it’s gonna be like the opening cutscene of Doom 2016
@Ragnarra
@Ragnarra Жыл бұрын
Heh. Or doom eternal.
@cosrltam5207
@cosrltam5207 Жыл бұрын
They are rage brutal, without mercy. But you, you will be worse. Rip and tear until it is done.
@frostbyte2384
@frostbyte2384 17 күн бұрын
Yea, if they truly put their minds and best technology, plus got really luck then MAYBE they could SOMEWHAT control a Primarch. The Emperor though who is basically a Warp-God made flesh? They have less of a chance than a guardsman against Angron while they have broken limbs and no Lasgun.
@The_Foreskin_Ripper
@The_Foreskin_Ripper Жыл бұрын
That seems like a plan that will backfire
@antonioj700
@antonioj700 Жыл бұрын
Its Big E he will cook them with his fire😂😂😂
@Hans_litien
@Hans_litien Жыл бұрын
They actually manage to do it, they try to clone the emperor using a piece of the golden throne with the emperor's flesh on it but the result is just a very tall man with a shinny blond hair because they can't clone the soul of the emperor.
@nikolaivanov7400
@nikolaivanov7400 Жыл бұрын
@austin8606 perpetual souls can reincarnate whenever they want, unless their life force it’s getting sucked away, that’s why big E it’s still a corpse the golden throne sucks a bit of his life force, although the sacrifices fix it and add a substantial amount every time but not enough to allow him to recuperate, plus Big E said that it’s not the right time for him to get off the throne.
@secretsecret3528
@secretsecret3528 Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure if they succeeded, what they'd bring back would be some sort of daemon prince, I mean think about it souls are linked to the immaterium & the immaterium is affected by the thoughts and feelings of the living, now there are a lot of religious zealots in the imperium, but what about those who worship the emporer not out of faith but out of fear of what will happen if they don't worship him, what about those who (secretly/openly)blame the emporer for the difficulty and struggles within their life regardless if its justified and finally think about the views of those outside the imperium, who've lost loved ones or had their empire/species all but made extinct in his name.
@anquiladremon
@anquiladremon Жыл бұрын
@@secretsecret3528 yes and no the emperor at this point is reaching godhood despite his own hipocrisy because the golden trone was made for the porpuse of feed him with human souls esencialy he is doing like slanesh is doing to the eldars
@Manson1990
@Manson1990 Жыл бұрын
Emperor after being cloned: *Sigh* You make it so easy *proceed to exterminate them all with his naked weapon *
@thecommentguy9380
@thecommentguy9380 Жыл бұрын
"time for you kink goblins to get acquainted with my Big D"
@elektronikzmbrtlar1586
@elektronikzmbrtlar1586 Жыл бұрын
Gravitational pull of emperors huge cock will be enough to pulverize the entire webway
@BelugaChonky
@BelugaChonky Жыл бұрын
The true emperor's "sword"💀
@Manson1990
@Manson1990 Жыл бұрын
@@BelugaChonky For the Myself!
@rezaganjizadeh4263
@rezaganjizadeh4263 Жыл бұрын
​@@BelugaChonkyhis lightsaber.
@deceidwithinfected4443
@deceidwithinfected4443 Жыл бұрын
Dark eldar: get ahold of big e dna Dark eldar: proceed to clone big e Big e: well hello ,obliterates all filthy zenos in his surroundings, proceeds to go to the imperial palace‘
@oskarramsen3325
@oskarramsen3325 Жыл бұрын
What would the Cloned emperor do to "himself" kill or cure?
@pumpy7001
@pumpy7001 Жыл бұрын
@@oskarramsen3325neither they’ll merge together like Piccolo to make a stronger emperor ✊🏽
@tdpuuhailee8222
@tdpuuhailee8222 Жыл бұрын
​@@pumpy7001 Clone Emperor: Oh, hi Throne Emperor: 'Sup? Clone Emperor: Wanna see something cool? Throne Emperor: Eh, why not. *UUUUUUUUUUU* Emperor(s): I'm two guys now. ('Sup?)
@TheMassOverride
@TheMassOverride Жыл бұрын
​@@pumpy7001honestly not actually that far off I think. Supposedly the emperor was created when 12 extremely powerful eternal shamans like merged their souls and it created the emperor, so if 12 can merge into one then 2 can easily merge into one, hell what if you made it an infinite loop? One drop of blood equals full emperor, create 100 emperora, merge all 100, do it again and again and again. Eventually you'll have one prime god emperor who's thousands of times more powerful than a base emperor so each batch of 100 emperor's wouldn't be able to resist merging with the prime emperor. Once he's merged thousands of times he'd probably be able to just thanos snap away any threat including permanently killing the chaos gods
@TheMassOverride
@TheMassOverride Жыл бұрын
Even better once he's merged 1000s of times or 10k, 100k, 1mil times he'd be infinitly powerful and could replace all space Marines with base lvl emperors. Imagine an entire chapter of space Marines but each marine is simply an emperor clone, thousands of them charging the enemy. Hell if they were the base space marine then the primarchs would probably be emperor's who merged multiple times but not as many times as the prime emperor.
@bloodhunter07
@bloodhunter07 Жыл бұрын
My soul is rumbling a war cray ecowing from within with only 2 words. 2 words so powerful that they set the world on fire *Vulkan lives* " *stomp* " " *stomp* " " *stomp* "
@JKeltTV
@JKeltTV 26 күн бұрын
VULKAN LIVES
@lutzeichmeyer9338
@lutzeichmeyer9338 Жыл бұрын
I think trazen can help them with that. Problem is, he would probably just steal the clone emporer
@terrykingpin1452
@terrykingpin1452 Жыл бұрын
He does have an empty throne, just waiting for his ultimate acquisition.
@joshuahogan3475
@joshuahogan3475 Жыл бұрын
Now that would be interesting. Who would win that confrontation, Clone Emperor, presumably at least as powerful as his pre-Heresy self, or ancient god killing machine? 🤔 Definitely a battle for the ages!
@bittercad1137
@bittercad1137 Жыл бұрын
I mean the Emperor is a Psyker of such immense power that he could probably delete Trazyn from existence.
@joshuahogan3475
@joshuahogan3475 Жыл бұрын
@@bittercad1137 it all depends on whether the Old Ones were stronger or weaker than Big E. If they were weaker then yeah, E just deletes Trayzn and moves on. If they were stronger, or even just on par with him...ole Emps might be in for one hell of a fight! Especially given Trayzn extensive Pokemon collection he can call upon as needed.
@bittercad1137
@bittercad1137 Жыл бұрын
@@joshuahogan3475 the Emperor is the most powerful Psyker to have ever existed. And single handedly trapped the Void Dragon on Mars in earths dark ages.
@Ikxi
@Ikxi Жыл бұрын
SO much heresy Time for some cleansing fire
@Stephen64138
@Stephen64138 Жыл бұрын
Somehow, this remind me of the staff from Pfizer saying ''we're fixing the work of God'' I'm just choking on the amount of heresy here...
@sugoistalin7809
@sugoistalin7809 Жыл бұрын
No no, let it happen I want to see how badly it blows up in their face.
@patrickpromen3605
@patrickpromen3605 Жыл бұрын
"Wait, you 'cleansed' the Drukhari?" "That a problem, eldar?" "No, no. We've been meaning to take care of that. Impressed you took care of it for us, actually."
@lyntonfleming
@lyntonfleming Жыл бұрын
Some Naughty Heretic: These guys wanna bring our God back to life for me? Lemmie just leave a small present of a vial of blood on their doorstep...
@etienne8110
@etienne8110 Жыл бұрын
You heretic. Officially the emperor is not dead. Implying otherwise is heresy. I gave your coordinates to the closest friendly inquisitor...
@18Krieger
@18Krieger Жыл бұрын
The Question is if the clone body could hold the soul of the Emperor. It has been quite a long time and the Emperor has absorbed the aouls of countless Psykers and very likely the souls of every human that died in his name. With untold numbers praying to him every day.
@Konzon
@Konzon Жыл бұрын
True. Would the clone even recieve His soul? Cause He is already on the Golden Throne. Not sure if He'll budge.
@Makorze
@Makorze Жыл бұрын
The Drukari also dont know Big E can remotely possess people. He was able to burn Nurgle's garden in the warp via Guilliman - if he links to a full avatar of his old flesh, Commoragh is just GONE.
@matheusexpedito4577
@matheusexpedito4577 Жыл бұрын
​@@Makorzecommonragh? Bro the entire dark eldar dominion would just fucking implode
@Makorze
@Makorze Жыл бұрын
@@matheusexpedito4577 Exactly. Commoragh IS their dominion. Thanks to the fact its all linked with webway gates, Big E going nova in one of them will just send the flames surging into the other "cities" linked to it.
@ivanivan744
@ivanivan744 11 ай бұрын
@@MakorzeOH, he can just transfer his soul? That means that the Drukhari gave him a free pass into the heart of their society Give him, like, a week to get back to Holy Terra and he can start rebuilding the webway project (but not before washing off all his corpse stuff staining the golden throne)
@Ka-eros
@Ka-eros Жыл бұрын
Fabius Bile would like to know your location
@demonelf2094
@demonelf2094 Жыл бұрын
Mister Bile was trained by Dark Eldar.
@keen8549
@keen8549 Жыл бұрын
I feel like Grotsnik wanted some of that too.
@bigTanker99
@bigTanker99 Жыл бұрын
He's also try to clone him
@DougBull-jo9vc
@DougBull-jo9vc Жыл бұрын
😂
@superspies32
@superspies32 Жыл бұрын
He is dead and have to live inside a soul stone after his rampage in Commograd
@lurkerinthedarkness
@lurkerinthedarkness Жыл бұрын
Dark Eldar Hank: "So, how can we torture this Emperor dude? He seems to be resilent to pain." Dark Eldar Jimmy: "I think he doesn't like to be worshipped, we could build a shrine or something."
@1993rnicholson
@1993rnicholson Жыл бұрын
Ok that was funny 😂
@scorpiontdalpha9799
@scorpiontdalpha9799 10 ай бұрын
E: "No, not worship, my ultimate kryptonite"
@aleturano1052
@aleturano1052 14 күн бұрын
Somehow, this spirals into them becoming genuine believers and commoragh turns into the new holy Terra
@PVT_Lewdogs
@PVT_Lewdogs Жыл бұрын
**Some 5’ 2” ancient Egyptian dude without the combined souls of the shaman stepping out of the cloner** 👴🏾
@marseldagistani1989
@marseldagistani1989 Жыл бұрын
Isn't he Anatolian?
@jakerooke174
@jakerooke174 Жыл бұрын
@@marseldagistani1989yes Hittite specifically
@Owlbearwolf2
@Owlbearwolf2 7 ай бұрын
😊
@rustyshackleford3396
@rustyshackleford3396 Ай бұрын
We wuz emperors n shieet
@antonioj700
@antonioj700 Жыл бұрын
Big E would cook their insides
@Mastercio
@Mastercio Жыл бұрын
They would like that
@xenophagia
@xenophagia Жыл бұрын
With His big D
@RainbowGod666
@RainbowGod666 Жыл бұрын
Big E definetively WILL send his dna to the drukhari if it means FUNNY ARMY OF EMPERORS Literally imperial army
@arthurchadwell9267
@arthurchadwell9267 Жыл бұрын
"The Emperor Protects" becomes literal...
@RainbowGod666
@RainbowGod666 Жыл бұрын
@@arthurchadwell9267 i see what you mean, and I raise you: That One Time in Emperor's TTS where magnus told him of the Proteus Protocol and the emperor said "yeah im NOT becoming the human equivalent of a dark eldar. Thank you." Which i mean, understandable
@heavykyio
@heavykyio Жыл бұрын
Slaanesh catching a glimpse of a cosmic golden light from somewhere else besides Terra: WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU JUST DONE!? NOW THERE IS TWO OF THEM!
@frostbyte2384
@frostbyte2384 17 күн бұрын
Alpharius: Finally, my plan has worked and I can stop pretending to be dead and I can go find Omegon as well. (Side-note it autocorrected Omegon to Oregon)
@patrickpromen3605
@patrickpromen3605 Жыл бұрын
"We shall clone the human emperor, and-" "Trazyn did it."
@SallinKari
@SallinKari Жыл бұрын
Dark Eldar reporting to their Lord: "Good news, and bad news my lord. The good news is we succeeded. The bad news is we now have an angry god in our city, and our means of control over him is... Well we're not Necrons, and I'll leave it at that."
@HalduBouyaNono2
@HalduBouyaNono2 Жыл бұрын
Imagine if they succeed : >Clone the Emperor >He slaughtered the Drukharis, without a doubt the evilest faction, within a month >In the process, save the human slaves and mercy kills the xeno slaves >Come back to Terra >Can let the original Emperor to serve as Astronomicon waiting to go back on the Webway project >Overcome the countless divisions among the Imperium within an year >Make the Imperium achieve its full potential, before the Necrons all wake up >Either manage to sign peace with the Tau and the less arrogant Eldars or exterminate them with ease >Has now the potential to fight all the threats at the same time >Only scenario were the Tyranids may be repealed >Best chance against Chaos >Achieve relative peace within the Galaxy >Can now develop the Webway project to seal the Warp away >Once done, has freed the Humanity from the Warp and can put the original Emperor to finally rest or come back as a perpetual >But still must manage Orks' shenanigans so the Clone Emperor won't be too much So, go ahead Drukharis, you are doing the right choice.
@TankManHeavy
@TankManHeavy Жыл бұрын
The only scenario the tyranids could be repelled would be the Necrons awakening. The tyranids lose biomass with every fight vs them since they can't collect any extra biomass after the battles, so they have diminishing returns after every conflict, not only that.. but the necrons have weapons that break substance down on a molecular level, so the tyranids wouldn't even be able to collect biomass from their own fallen forces. In short, the necrons are the only hope against the tyranids 😂
@killerninja2276
@killerninja2276 Жыл бұрын
​@@TankManHeavydo you think the emperor would strike a deal with the necrons?
@aaabbb-zc7sx
@aaabbb-zc7sx Жыл бұрын
​@@killerninja2276yes.if he managed to genetically engineer some mortal bodies for them,they'd probably lick his toes
@alpharius4434
@alpharius4434 Жыл бұрын
@@TankManHeavy I wonder if the Emperor could affect the Hive Mind...
@fieldy409
@fieldy409 Жыл бұрын
Nah the process takes the soul. The astronomicon would go out. It needs a soul to power it
@Sivrn-Val
@Sivrn-Val Жыл бұрын
Dark Eldar: We did it! Now the stongest Psyker to ever exist is ours! The Emperor of Mankind: Haha.. no
@TheSpectralFX
@TheSpectralFX Жыл бұрын
Imagine them cloning the body of Big E only for his soul to be like "a yes, a place to go" Then he just comes back and wreck their world lol
@theworldsgreatestjidiot9667
@theworldsgreatestjidiot9667 Жыл бұрын
If TTS has taught me anything, its that the dark eldar will melt when around yhe emperor.
@ivanivan744
@ivanivan744 11 ай бұрын
Not exactly. They'll melt around the personifcation of Emps' compassion
@alejandrocerezo8399
@alejandrocerezo8399 Жыл бұрын
What if Jaghatai Khan comes back to the setting but after a while, we discover that he's a clone, made by the Dark Eldars after a previous battle with him? After all, he got lost while chasing them in the webway.
@Hakokoro
@Hakokoro Жыл бұрын
It would be a cool and welcome twist if a Primarch came back to not be affiliated to either chaos or emperium
@justrollin6734
@justrollin6734 Жыл бұрын
Well it seems like GW is tired of making Dark Eldar models because they’re about to go the way of the: *inserts potentially hundreds of thousands of individual species*
@SandmanofTerra
@SandmanofTerra Жыл бұрын
I'm hoping drukhari gets a range refresh this edition!
@franconnorton7087
@franconnorton7087 Жыл бұрын
@@SandmanofTerra Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
@yogsathoth7960
@yogsathoth7960 Жыл бұрын
GW: just glue a tau torso to human arms and another tau torso and a few heads. maybe add some grey knight pieces for fun. edit: and yes your reading this correctly. it has no legs it just has arms and heads
@johnstockley6976
@johnstockley6976 Жыл бұрын
...wait a moment...let them cook.
@dueinuremom5082
@dueinuremom5082 Жыл бұрын
Since every blood angel has a little bit of sangunius blood could they revive the glorious hawk boy
@chromaticturtle8657
@chromaticturtle8657 Жыл бұрын
Bring me all the ork you can find i want to see my son
@dueinuremom5082
@dueinuremom5082 Жыл бұрын
@@chromaticturtle8657 I watched that a few days ago so I actually get that reference. Man I miss tts.
@Cesare-Borgia
@Cesare-Borgia Жыл бұрын
Would be funny to see a half blood sanguinius, like human-drukhari type sh*t and have him rise in the Commorragh's hierarchy
@deepderp8483
@deepderp8483 10 ай бұрын
What's better than the Emperor of Mankind? Multiple Emperors of Mankind!
@theworldsgreatestjidiot9667
@theworldsgreatestjidiot9667 Жыл бұрын
Its gonna be pretty hard to get blood from a god-damn skeleton
@deeen4304
@deeen4304 Жыл бұрын
DNA is also found in bones and bone marrow...so they can also just take that lol
@PrinzAquatic
@PrinzAquatic Жыл бұрын
Custodes and grey knights and primarch
@VierAlder
@VierAlder Жыл бұрын
Also on very few and rare rogue traders. If I remember correctly they have documents that have a drop of his blood. The earliest and rarest of course.
@lokensicarius9347
@lokensicarius9347 Жыл бұрын
@@VierAlder I still can't get over the fact a rogue trader leased his warrant of trade that came from the emperor himself for a quick buck from some random cult.
@GromDarkwater
@GromDarkwater Жыл бұрын
​@@VierAlderthank you. Im glad someone else remebers this. And catching and killing one of these powerful traders would be so much easier. The Rogue traders advertise the fact they have the letters with the Emps blood. All they need is a few human slaves to find one.
@deep6ix861
@deep6ix861 Жыл бұрын
Dark Eldar clones Big E Big E well hello there .... Dead
@jezzofprezz5207
@jezzofprezz5207 Жыл бұрын
“And on that day, commoragh caught fire’
@ObliviousNaga
@ObliviousNaga Жыл бұрын
I can see that plan going horribly wrong.... for the dark eldar
@zenmindgamer
@zenmindgamer Жыл бұрын
This actually makes a lot of sense from a damned if we do, damned if we don't point of view. Eldar are ultimately doomed to be devoured by Slaanesh. Returning the human Emperor to life, during an age where so much belief may end up empowering him further than he was in life, could be an effective tactic against Chaos. It'd be interesting if Dru'chari were approaching this with an "enemy of my enemy" mentality.
@chatongarou7665
@chatongarou7665 Жыл бұрын
Body AND soul ? The Big E's soul ? Well...bold, I'll give them that but that's pretty much as good of an idea as "'Hey guy ! I'm gonna clone Slaneesh and see what happens to us"
@kamchatmonk
@kamchatmonk Жыл бұрын
Cloned Emperor: - Mornin'! Nice day for purging, ain't it? Huh hah!
@timmorin6657
@timmorin6657 Жыл бұрын
The same people who created the eye of terror and slaanesh: we have an idea!
@SandmanofTerra
@SandmanofTerra Жыл бұрын
Good point 😂
@couldntthinkofacoolname9608
@couldntthinkofacoolname9608 Жыл бұрын
Because what could be better for the xenos than a fully living, not dead on a chair Emperor of Man.
@ZeroSignalG
@ZeroSignalG Жыл бұрын
I half hope they do, so we can see the looks on their faces when their enslaved, lobotomized psychic battery stands up and rips their city out of the Webway
@lewishorsman2219
@lewishorsman2219 Жыл бұрын
Big E after being cloned: “Thanks for bringing me back to life. With my knowledge and your skills I’m going to create the most jacked super soldiers in golden armour you’ve ever seen!” Drukhari: “They wouldn’t be Custodes by any chance would they? Only loyal to you with the know-how and brass balls to take on any foe?” Big E: *surprised Pikachu face*
@zawchs
@zawchs 9 ай бұрын
"Breaking news: Dank drunk eldars copied our Big E" "Breaking News: we now have 2 Es"
@smoothiemcguffin2721
@smoothiemcguffin2721 Жыл бұрын
e money: “oh finally a body i can possess that wont instantly disintegrate” *starts blasting druks*
@stephenkolostyak4087
@stephenkolostyak4087 Жыл бұрын
I can see how this would go down. "We have the sample." *processes* "...shit, the sample has us."
@justinianthegreat1444
@justinianthegreat1444 Жыл бұрын
It would be so hilarious if this works, imagine the Emperor taking charge in Commoragh
@nunoosorio3832
@nunoosorio3832 Жыл бұрын
My take is that they just want to clone him because he lives in suffering.
@shanegrimes3455
@shanegrimes3455 Жыл бұрын
They build a throne thanks to the fabricator general .and they will use big e to burn demons that's entering commora
@grouchypotatowolfpack5580
@grouchypotatowolfpack5580 8 ай бұрын
>they clone the emperor >comorragh lights up like a Christmas tree in the warp >the webway starts cracking, daemons flood in >half of the city is devoured by slaanesh >including, coincidentally, a large chunk of Vect's rivals Just as planned
@poodlescone9700
@poodlescone9700 Жыл бұрын
Be careful what you ask for, Drukhari. If they succeed, they will have the most powerful psychic beacon right in the middle of their enclave in the webway. If I were Slaneesh, I would do everything in my power to get them their drop of Emperor juice just to let them broadcast their location for an invasion.
@evilmiera
@evilmiera Жыл бұрын
Yeah this whole "want to clone the greatest psyker" thing makes no sense given their aversion to psykers.
@Ragnarra
@Ragnarra Жыл бұрын
They do ‘over feed’ slaanesh through torment which is why they have to be evil edgelords because they don’t have soulstone protection.
@Erakius323
@Erakius323 Жыл бұрын
This is the Warhammer equivalent of splitting up to cover more ground in a horror movie. At the time, it might seem like a great idea. But we all know it will not end well.
@morganholsomback4851
@morganholsomback4851 Жыл бұрын
They might not like the outcome.
@buuam7555
@buuam7555 Жыл бұрын
Nobody Not one person The Dark Eldar: EMPEROR OF MAN 2 INTERGALACTIC BOOGALOO
@gremblorthesackgoblin7953
@gremblorthesackgoblin7953 Жыл бұрын
"Finally, the webway... I would like to thank you Eldar... but I need to root out an infestation of my new home first...."
@coleast1
@coleast1 Жыл бұрын
The problem with that plan is that even the emperor doesnt have any emperor blood anymore. Its just bones my dudes
@derblobinmeister3006
@derblobinmeister3006 Жыл бұрын
Well lads its about time for a fucking crusade. We're bringing the emperor back. Sanguinius too.
@thecommentguy9380
@thecommentguy9380 Жыл бұрын
you can bet they arent hoping to clone the emperor, but rather only enough to control the puppet made from his DNA
@Ghostly_One1
@Ghostly_One1 Жыл бұрын
And spookie thing is decent bit of the technology they have is either only partly if not flatout entirely unoperational, since they require psychic power to use properly
@ayemyaphue4143
@ayemyaphue4143 Жыл бұрын
Custodies and the entire imperium: I don't think so xenos
@minuette1752
@minuette1752 Жыл бұрын
That would be a win for the dark eldar. If they could harness the power.
@SandmanofTerra
@SandmanofTerra Жыл бұрын
So Interestingly they have a very specific plan for him: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bJfKfmWYe8mNnKcsi=7NNQKTaaPMkHF_dT
@antonioj700
@antonioj700 Жыл бұрын
Actually they would get fcked
@theuberkep
@theuberkep Жыл бұрын
If
@chimera916
@chimera916 Жыл бұрын
Easier for them to overcome Slanesh at this point 😂😂😂😂. The Emperor is a Greater God.
@minuette1752
@minuette1752 Жыл бұрын
@@chimera916 He is not even close to being a God. He is a weakling who likes to cheat.
@justinokraski3796
@justinokraski3796 Жыл бұрын
Okay okay here’s how it’ll go: -Tyranids overrun Terra and reach the Imperial Palace -Emps dies and opens the Webway Gate, letting in daemons -the Throne’s failsafe activates, destroying Terra -Dark Eldar are given a blood sample by Jaghatai Khan who was told to deliver it when the time’s right -Dark Eldar make Emps a new body that he possesses and escapes the Webway -Roboute gets married
@benwilliams3539
@benwilliams3539 Жыл бұрын
Who knows, maybe they'll succeed in creating a soulless copy. Big e will die on the throne and transfere his soul into the new healthy clone.
@BeatmasterAC
@BeatmasterAC Жыл бұрын
Deathkorps of Krieg Womb Machines and Cloning Factories: " pffft, Amateurs."
@marqofthedwyne
@marqofthedwyne Жыл бұрын
The Eldar never learn from their mistake.
@BombsAway-ko8dz
@BombsAway-ko8dz Жыл бұрын
I mean if all the dark eldar need is a drop of blood then it's possible that all they would need is a rouge trader license (they have a fancier name i just forgot it). It was a plot point in a book that some older licenses had the emperor's blood as his signature and some assassin wanted to steal the blood to use it as a power boost. Get the agreement clone the emperor and watch as commorogh is consumed by holy fire as xenos are executed for the sin if existence.
@8vantor8
@8vantor8 11 ай бұрын
after 10k years the DNA in the blood would be so degraded that it would be useless
@halthammerzeit
@halthammerzeit 8 ай бұрын
Good luck getting that drop of blood.
@joshuacase5639
@joshuacase5639 Жыл бұрын
Even if they did he could use a single percentage of his power to control it and break free
@13lackout360
@13lackout360 8 ай бұрын
Drukhari making Slaanesh: Oh no! What could be worse than this all powerful warp entity? Drukhari cloners: I know! TWO all powerful warp entities!
@justwannabehappy6735
@justwannabehappy6735 4 ай бұрын
That's more like the Ynarri
@ZOCCOK
@ZOCCOK Жыл бұрын
Fabius Bile can clone Primarchs, but he can't or doesn't know how to bind a soul to that Body, which resulted in his Primarchs being Cloned in Body but not the Soul. The Drukhari however have the knowledge and technology to not only clone a person but also bind a soul to it, therefore the Drukhari having the power to create Perfect Primarchs and even the Perfect Clone of the Emperor. However the Emperor and Primarchs being extremely powerful souls, it would be doubtful whether such binding would be successful without the Souls willing to be bonded to the Cloned body.
@Tyrion-Syndications
@Tyrion-Syndications Жыл бұрын
Plus you gotta remember; to *make* a Perfect Primarch Clone, you need a Primarch to be *Dead*. And only 5 of the 20 are Dead, one of which got turbo deleted(Horus) so that only makes for 4 we can use. Then like you said; Could they even bind the souls without the Primarch wishing to be brought back? Well the 4,(Sang, Ferrus, Konrad, and at least one of the Twins) are kinda finicky on whether they’d want to be brought back. (Not even sure if the twins are truly dead, so again the number drops to 3) You got Sanguinius and Konrad, who, for all their differences in life saw their deaths as something that just *Had* to happen. So would they be willing to throw dirt on their Sacrifice by having Xenos bring them back? (This goes both extra and less for Konrad cause he’s probably so bat-shit insane that he wouldn’t care) Then you have Ferrus, this best case because; A. He probably doesn’t see his death as something that just *Had* to happen, in fact wasn’t he the Primarch that believed in Fate the least? B. Vengeance, he’d probably wish to personally lead his sons in a body of flesh and blood(Rather than as the LoTD) and to try and fix the Imperium with the Lion and Big Blue.
@naamadossantossilva4736
@naamadossantossilva4736 Жыл бұрын
​@@Tyrion-SyndicationsFerrus has already been cloned by Bile.Fulgrim too,but he traded that one to Trazyn. A better bet than any of those would be 2 and 11,who due to having no backstories can be used at will by GW.
@heromusashiz3508
@heromusashiz3508 Жыл бұрын
Custodes: allow us to introduce ourselves
@GlorifiedGremlin
@GlorifiedGremlin Жыл бұрын
Thanks for giving us a SECOND emperor dedicated to the prosperity of mankind, geniuses 😂
@Adiadi1313
@Adiadi1313 Жыл бұрын
hohoho, do it! do it! one is the golden emprah and the other one is dark emprah, a fitting emprah for the chaotic chaos SM and stuffs.
@blinkstar9013
@blinkstar9013 Жыл бұрын
Dark Eldar : Gosh darn it, how will we ever get a hold of his blood ? He is protected by these asshole golden bananas ! Rogue Traders : Hi, so I have this document that's signed with drop of his blood Ad Mech : *knocks on Dark Eldar door* come to Imperial Palace, you gonna help out with figuring out how to fix Big Gold Chair
@BBYG-ig9ix
@BBYG-ig9ix Жыл бұрын
Technicaly thats not even heresy its a suicide genocide + save the imperium Sounds like a triple win Big G need to let this happen
@TrinityProgenitor
@TrinityProgenitor Жыл бұрын
The Emperors about to get a new body The Dark eldar are about to see slaanesh
@hrushikeshsawant6193
@hrushikeshsawant6193 Жыл бұрын
This is why Vulkan likes to roast Eldars
@kalebgonzales4009
@kalebgonzales4009 Жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t say live forever. Saanesh still gets them by the finger tip but once they die, he/she gets the whole booty smack.
@PrinzAquatic
@PrinzAquatic Жыл бұрын
Yes and no, if its only 1 second or 1 hour after death They can respawn from said cloner, it would be a minor inconvenience but still do ablE But longer than that then you're in deep grasp of slanesh
@Strikerkong
@Strikerkong Жыл бұрын
The blood angels will be "borrowing" that.
@Tyrion-Syndications
@Tyrion-Syndications Жыл бұрын
They *HAVE* his body on Baal, like the full thing so it’s not a stretch to think that they could definitely do something to clone him. The problem more in lies in the fact on; A: Can Sanguinious’ Soul get into his body? B: Does he even *WANT* too? C: Or is his soul similar to Magnus’? In the manner that its been shattered into composite parts, as such whatever comes back won’t be the full glorious hawk boi we’ve all come to love? Because you have to remember, Primarchs are Warp entities - as such their souls are fucky wucky and don’t play by normal rules. I wonder if the Iron Hands could use Ferrus’ skull to get their Dad back?
@enderkatze6129
@enderkatze6129 Жыл бұрын
That would probably be good For mankind so they can have someone that actually tells Them how to behave
@AxolotlInMC
@AxolotlInMC 6 ай бұрын
Unless they can clone a soul, I don't think cloning a regular bronze age guy will do them much good.
@justwannabehappy6735
@justwannabehappy6735 4 ай бұрын
Yes They can literally wrench a soul from the warp and put it in the body
@Its_Cannon
@Its_Cannon Жыл бұрын
* Cloned Emperor mind connects with wounded Emperor* Emperor: Why didn’t we just make an army of ourselves with this tech. Emperor 2: you thinking what I’m thinking Emperor: *Running away with cloning tech*
@darthjekyll3648
@darthjekyll3648 Жыл бұрын
Every sister of battle gets a copy of the Emperor 😅
@ibraheemshuaib8954
@ibraheemshuaib8954 Жыл бұрын
​@@darthjekyll3648"you get an emperor, and you get an emperor, EVERYBODY GETS AN EMPEROR!!!"
@darthjekyll3648
@darthjekyll3648 Жыл бұрын
@@ibraheemshuaib8954 he finally claps after all that
@sunder739
@sunder739 Жыл бұрын
y'all are wilidin'. As if the Big E could impregnate all the Sisters of Battle 😂
@darthjekyll3648
@darthjekyll3648 Жыл бұрын
@sunder739 whats to say he can't?
@josephthomas5165
@josephthomas5165 Жыл бұрын
I'm sure that wouldn't work out well, considering it attaches your soul to it...
@sircrim8694
@sircrim8694 Жыл бұрын
They would need to kill his body to do that, because his soul is attached to his corpse on the golden throne. And if you kill him, I'im not sure he would just reincarnate in Commoragh before something else happen to his soul so I think cloning him cannot succeed but hey, they could certainly clone any Demon primarch though.
@papapun8834
@papapun8834 Жыл бұрын
The E being a warp charged fella would be incredibly juiced up coming out of the pit with the great rift and other events
@MidKnightOTC
@MidKnightOTC 2 күн бұрын
They weren't satisfied creating one warp God, they literally are going to create another one.
@seanturner1197
@seanturner1197 Жыл бұрын
Fabius bile had already done that apparently, using the blood samples taken from the deceased fabulous hawk boy.
@jumnei5159
@jumnei5159 Жыл бұрын
hold up. let them cook
@joshrobins130
@joshrobins130 Жыл бұрын
I thought psykers were banned from Commoragh. It's like one of only two rules everyone there follows, the other being "Don't fuck with the Harlequins"
@agentjjg1839
@agentjjg1839 Жыл бұрын
Maybe the that was the plan from the emperor all the way long
@alpineassault
@alpineassault Жыл бұрын
goddamn I want this to happen. a thousand, a hundred, or even 10 clones could probably turn the tides of battle everywhere in their favor.
@PwncakeOW
@PwncakeOW Жыл бұрын
I love how you cover a lot of 40k lore that has slipped under my radar for years. Love the content dude ❤
@SandmanofTerra
@SandmanofTerra Жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoy it!
@Xlaxsauce
@Xlaxsauce Жыл бұрын
I imagine if they cloned the emperor he would destroy them instantly if they were even able to move his soul
@JCDenton2012Modder
@JCDenton2012Modder Жыл бұрын
That's a bold plan Cotton. Let's see how it turns out for them. XD
@a.r.h9919
@a.r.h9919 Жыл бұрын
Maybe the dark eldar in their debauchery without realising it may save the galaxy by bringing the emperor back due to their ambition
@GrasshopperKelly
@GrasshopperKelly Жыл бұрын
I am now 100% praying some writer gets them that DNA.
@McAwesomeReaper
@McAwesomeReaper Жыл бұрын
let them. f around, find out.
@alexanderjosefsson4729
@alexanderjosefsson4729 Жыл бұрын
Clones him drops him in sol stands back watching with popcorn
@JPooger
@JPooger Жыл бұрын
So say they successfully did it. Imagine the emperor returning to terra, they would never believe it's him XD
@danafrost5710
@danafrost5710 Жыл бұрын
"the most powerful psyker... the God Emperor" **laughs in Tzeentch**
@Guardian4468
@Guardian4468 Жыл бұрын
Big e comes out and they immediately pledge allegiance
@truongquanghuy6419
@truongquanghuy6419 5 ай бұрын
lol this have the same vibe as the Tau trying to make their own spacemarines
@macshadow1150
@macshadow1150 Жыл бұрын
Best part? Alfabusa correctly forseen such event
@pedromoura1446
@pedromoura1446 Жыл бұрын
Seems like the dude who thought it would be a good idea to raid a nid bioship to get new creatures for the arenas was resurrected as well...
@ronanchristiana.belleza9270
@ronanchristiana.belleza9270 Жыл бұрын
If they ever.... I MEAN EVER able to take even a single drop of blood or what remains to the Emperor You would bet your ass, Imperium and Even Chaos would go on full invasion and Chaos likely would postponed their invasion and fight just to invade the Dark Eldars
@Aniket-fl8qk
@Aniket-fl8qk Жыл бұрын
Is there any blood left on emperors body ???
@SandmanofTerra
@SandmanofTerra Жыл бұрын
So interestingly chaos probably does have some of the emperor's blood. Abaddon references it in talon of horus
@thejetty_
@thejetty_ Жыл бұрын
Imperium would get clapped if they tried to invade Commoragh ha, would be pretty funny to see tho.
@ronanchristiana.belleza9270
@ronanchristiana.belleza9270 Жыл бұрын
@@thejetty_ If Vect could throw black hole as a birthday gift for shits and giggle well the Imperium would have a hard time for that
@Aniket-fl8qk
@Aniket-fl8qk Жыл бұрын
@@thejetty_ no bro the elder wepway only allowed elders to use it if any other try to use it would trap in maze and would be killed that's why imperium/or any other race never try to attack.
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