THE DARK SHARK OR "HOW TO SNEAK BOOZE INTO CHINESE BASKETBALL GAMES"

When the Shanghai Sharks stop serving booze at basketball games, the Shark Knight must go to great lengths to get his buzz on.
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[@t0ny1189]

Donny is the last hope for American-Chinese relations

[@josecmunozromero]

😂😂😂😂

[@charleswaynick18waynick58]

Wonton Don "Donny" is our Dennis Rodman to China...making relationships great again

[@emceeodessa5606]

Nah! Nuke em.

[@Flistered]

what about biden

[@空调22]

@@emceeodessa5606 oh god

[@coleunderwood9417]

Quote of the century: “I need to get three beers into this baby”

[@thediddler]

Hard disagree. Slurping beers out of little Ricky’s ding dong is the ultimate in inclusion.

[@colesmith3985]

*blows a hoon right into the baby’s face

[@jesserowe4059]

This is one of the greatest things I've ever watched. And I've watched A LOT of things.

[@TheWontonDon]

Appreciate that Jesse!

[@jamjam7895]

@@TheWontonDon you’re welcome Donnie

[@jackkelly252]

@@jamjam7895 wait...

[@JustGotSomeIdeas]

@@jamjam7895 did you just..?

[@rowef]

We must be related

[@bryced5937]

Donnie's relationship with the concession ladies is adorable

[@FirstFamilyCharger]

If you haven’t seen his relationships with his cleaning ladies you’re missing out.

[@craigcode7103]

@@FirstFamilyCharger Hu Ayi!

[@prestobizmal]

You ever like a video before you even watch it? The Don does that to me

[@vtpguitarist]

Got that like locked in before the opening ad finishes. Why put off the inevitable?

[@tabernaclejones6115]

I like to procrastinate. I'll like it maybe the 3rd time I watch it today.

[@babyvalentine3684]

*"You merely adopted rock bottom, I was born in it. Molded by it."* - Wonton Don

[@joek1121]

The man's a poet.

[@babyvalentine3684]

@@joek1121 *prophet

[@dansullivan5143]

Y'all do realize this is a bane reference? Don bringing it full circle

[@joek1121]

@@dansullivan5143 yes. Thank you.

[@brendanbloomberg3283]

Damn...i thought when the medic died in Saving Private Ryan was sad....then Donnie went to the concession stand.

[@evs251]

Only true alcoholics are willing to dress as a female just to smuggle beers into a game. I love these videos

[@johnny6071]

The vodka injected bell pepper had me dying lol, that holds a decent amount.

[@therealjaypowell]

Yeah I’m using that idea at some point, seems pretty legit.

[@phillyphlow4489]

This is the greatest piece of content, ever put on the internet.

[@DexertoCSGO]

An internet icon.

[@Caleb-ow5qx]

I don't ever comment but this is the single best thing I have ever seen, please keep doing you Donnie.

[@vomitspitCONCARNE]

Do what I did about 2yrs ago and watch from the start of this channel and his 1st channel

[@LuhMoody09]

Still blows my mind that this man has never been detained by the Chinese authorities lol

[@Procy86]

He definitely has been detained

[@2WheelsGood.01]

He has lol. They're usually really lax with foreigners though. China in general is really safe so they just get a kick out of it really.

[@TennisGvy]

He did, right? Didn't he get bailed at the request of Yao Ming?

[@chicanohek]

he has several times but not a real "crime", being an internet troll isn't illegal

[@Scottsdaleofficesteve]

@@2WheelsGood.01 I remember Donnie calling it Disneyworld for foreigners lol. If youre white, I guess you get treated like a king

[@spjr99]

That 10 second pause when he realizes they don't have beer is just incredible

[@familylivesmatters]

19:25 Is the best part. I can’t imagine what’s going through those peoples minds with Tanya ranting about god knows what and then bricks a babies head

[@bobduffy7744]

Lmao right back the guards

[@jacyfisher6170]

the gap between Donny content and anything else Barstool has put out in the last year is ENORMOUS

[@PRMarshall]

He’s too good for barstool

[@BigLobster44]

This video is definitely deserving of the “Must Watch” label. Fantastic work Donnie

[@jwdomescik1]

The 6 dislikes are the executives who banned alcohol and Jeremy Lin

[@lessneroutdoors4310]

Imagine a squatting accident on quarter reps.

[@chicanohek]

he was so weak, it found bound to happen while bending down to tie his shoe laces

[@junkerjorg2]

with 135 lbs no less! LOL. He should easily be able to squat 425 for reps, at his size.

[@chychywoohoo]

Tbf often times you load up more weight than usual if you're doing quarter squats

[@icanwatchthevideos]

Bro you can’t blame him, shoelaces are not known for their structural integrity

[@lessneroutdoors4310]

@@icanwatchthevideos bahaha

[@EISPN]

Vodka Peppers could catch on. Big brain move.

[@JuanCanuck]

How tf am I just seeing this now...

[@Kooqie]

YES YES YES. Been staring at the wonton don page all day waiting for this to be uploaded

[@javiercota3703]

A real tear jerker of an episode

[@Theman26642]

That bell pepper full of vodka is genius

[@ONEFOOTHOTDOG]

“I dont want to mix in a water I want to mix in THREE BEERS AND A FANTA” *cries*

[@TheChanman9090]

Donnie doesn’t miss, epic conclusion

[@bonkgaming4796]

Donnie you should’ve put a white Russian in a baby bottle call it Ricky‘s formula

[@Ned69]

This is legit one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Shout out cheah hive.

[@Fidelio558]

“Mixin in a water” body bag😭

[@mattshanahan1584]

Brought a tear to my eye when Jimmer called

[@rongsc1]

This is so epic, Barstool needs to send you to China on a private jet and finish the SAGA.

[@mrzack888]

That Jimmer motivational quote straight outta Endgame with Thor's Mom.

[@TheWontonDon]

Lol I just gave him a. bunch of super hero quotes to read to me

[@JeffiMndtrckz]

@@TheWontonDon HAHAHA lol

[@walkerrobinson2808]

Never clicked on a notification so quickly

[@kaijunjiang9763]

Damn! Didn't think I could finish this. Started from a booze story and turned into an alcohol free soul searching of a man born in the dark. Man. you're a living legend.

[@lloydjr8207]

Love your shit man...idk why you dont have 50 mil subs...you should of won the survivor too..thanks for all your hard work

[@TheWontonDon]

Thank you buddy

[@lloydjr8207]

@@TheWontonDon favorite quote "that's Hong Kong 7 for ya, mixed with a little MDMA" literally laughed my ass off

[@morell1185]

“You merely adopted rock bottom i was born in it molded in it” In straight tears😭😭😭😭

[@codywilliams1012]

Wonton is the most entertaining person on barstool

[@TennisGvy]

This will be a hell of a trip for your grand kid watching this in 50-60 years lol. Pretty cool to leave a legacy like that

[@ianolson1]

This is a fuckin masterpiece. The bane scene edit was shockingly good.

[@Treypatunas]

I’m eating and when Donnie was getting dressed up as a girl I nearly spit my food out 😭

[@grimmttg7078]

Donnie. We need you back traveling !

[@drewg7581]

"One fanta's not gonna cut it bao bao"

[@rosslaufenberg463]

Ripping little Ricky's head off for that sweet sweet nectar had me dying! 😂

[@Rknowles813]

The content GOD! If you were dating Hank you'd get your videos promoted more.

[@Nantosuelta]

1:02 Guy behind Donny wearing the single most Chinese hoodie imaginable. Has the nazi eagle insignia with "boy" underneath. Oh China, you so crazy

[@boterham7144]

Hahahahaha thats not a chinese thing tho... ive seen it here all over Europe

[@sceneugh]

i had to pause the video once he started crying becuase they do not sell beer anymore. im dying LOL

[@Later_Nerd]

This might be my favorite channel I've ever found on KZbin. Every video is absolutely hilarious and actually a great travel show. Don's a 🐐

[@TheWontonDon]

Thank you!

[@Later_Nerd]

@@TheWontonDon Forsure man keep killing it. That bane bit was great.

[@EricAbroad]

fucking SUBSCRIBED after the bell pepper HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this doesnt even seem possible

[@GuitarCinemaOfficial]

I am laughing so much I just had to take my Asthma inhaler for the first time this month. Donnie you are a hero. The one we need and the one we deserve. Duck Rivers will be looking down on you from duck heaven with pride.

[@unclehoop3554]

Can't wait to see Donnie give a speech at the UN General Assembly Hall just a matter of time!

[@RustyB5000]

when u blew smoke in the baby's face i lost my shit hahahaaaa! thanks one-ton don

[@AgustinBrizuela]

I must admit, I shed a tear when I saw that beer wasn’t sold anymore

[@lestergoodermote4584]

This video is a thing of beauty. Donnie's content is the content we deserve!

[@fazeaids4521]

Damn Donnie this is amazing work, so much effort put into this!! Barstools savior

[@nomararevir2170]

The dedication to getting those 3 beers and a Fanta is God tier.

[@professorlabs]

I usually laugh out loud maybe once at a hilarious video--but as with Donnie vids, cracked up about a dozen times for this one! Thank you for being the laughs we need!

[@supakoen2892]

Those squats were the worst I've ever seen

[@SomeJustice19k]

It was resistance training, he had a band under him, but yea...

[@jdion79]

try squatting as an aging 7'3" basketball player.

[@markvong4243]

Alright, I'm gonna say it one more time. Where. Is. The. Wonton. Don. In Barstool Videos, occasionally he is in for fifteen seconds and then he's gone. They need to promote the shit out of Donnie. He is the best talent they have. He works hard, he's creative, he's naturally funny.

[@8YearHiatus]

Next season... Shark Knight returns

[@deenzmartin6695]

the part when he discovers there are no beers allowed was electric and emotional.

[@TheDewaltBoy]

"I wouldn't be disguising myself as a young trashy broad named Tonya" "I'd be going as a trashy single mother, also named Tonya"

[@slowmoxiong]

I was born in Shanghai but played professional basketball in Zhejiang for four years. My dad played professional basketball for ten years. Basketball fans in Shanghai have been cheering on opposing players forever since the 1970s. I am so moved to see you supporting the team in Shanghai. The most loyal fan in Shanghai is not a Shanghainese or a Chinese but an American. Shanghai basketball culture, like Shanghai culture, was founded by white people.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jayrodprime]

This deserves a hell of a lot more views. The time and effort that has gone into this video is incredible. I take my hat off to you to you sir, you are a legend!!

[@dantaylor897]

"The sharks are on my shit list now!" "How about you just murder my mum?"🤣 Im a veteran of sneaking in alcohol at various events in NZ. Look up Pulp Sport from NZ they had a segment dedicated to it.🇳🇿

[@davisw7716]

So uplifting and inspirational. I really needed the Dark Shark in my life right now. Don & Jimmer have helped me realize that the value of a man lies in his ability to overcome adversity. Thank you Don.

[@サトシユサフ]

00:19 青島啤酒 it's advertised by the qingdaopijiu beer company but not allowed to sell beers??

[@kingmezs23]

The fact this is the second time he's gotten in in a disguise is amazing

[@craigcode7103]

The level of execution is mind blowing 😉

[@Lilsushi352]

Anyone else's sphincter clinch up during that squatting clip?

[@Grandmas_Favorite]

Holy shit... how did I go 8 months without watching Donny

[@barbackbrian5329]

What would be better: Hairy "The Hoon" Crab Rangoon, Shark "Tank" Fin Rangoon, or Abalone Rangoon? Expat living in Hong Kong. Whenever I make weird stuff in the kitchen, she starts singing "Woah Thats Weird". Huge fan!

[@padraig5335]

I still walk around singing the freaking lobster popcorn song, so I completely understand.

[@johnmellon1278]

What do I need to do to put more money in this man's pocket for more content?!

[@cams6759]

A legendary ending to a epic saga of significant proportions. The night is always darkest before the DON! - Big Jimmer

[@dantaylor897]

Little Ricky!!! Hahaha i just about pissed myself,well done sir you have a new super fan. Loving it from NZ

[@skylergarner6053]

when he kicked little ricky down the stairs LMao

[@marks9082]

this is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life, holy shit "I'm drinking fucking beer out of a baby skull"

[@bogo1992]

When everything sucks around the world the Shark Knight delivers something epic.

[@JustGotSomeIdeas]

This was amazing dude thank you

[@robertadams803]

Damn that ending was perfect. This film lives up to the hype great work Donnie!

[@hardXcoreminecraft]

A great production - perhaps your magnum opus, but is it also your China finale? I hope not. I remember seeing you at a restaurant in Shanghai but naturally didn't interrupt your meal. Maybe I should've waited outside, maybe it was my last chance to meet the don.

[@angelgalvan6810]

This video is hilarious and great I didn’t even know China had teams like this

[@sukmiicook]

China LOVES basketball

[@damskee4]

Haha!!! When he's drunkenly yelling Lets go Sharks!!! Worth green pepper seeds on his face, I was dying!

[@ericslaimshow]

how does this not have a billion views and grammy nomination

[@mikeypickett4468]

“The worst part is once you finish the vodka you actually have to eat the bell pepper”

[@CENTENOMONTOYA]

This is better then vice land

[@willieharper6058]

Dude I don't know what this science is, but Tsingtao and Fanta is an amazing combination

[@Real_Iceout]

Best content on KZbin hands down.

[@hellomoto4906]

I didn’t think you could top some of the other shark tank videos but damn

[@biznatchHo]

Further proof that if you're white in Asia you can pretty much do and get away with anything hahahahaha

[@tylerp5093]

I was laughing so hard when he couldn’t get beer fuck the Fanta I felt that haha

[@uaca_uaca]

This is fuckin hilarious

[@omar57977]

Amazing Donnie as always. Watched this series in 2023 and honestly this is what genuine real funny content is all about.

[@loretosotelo6782]

been watching for a while and idk how you are not at 1mil subs its insane

[@ttbr7687]

Those concession stand ladies are angels.

[@eitanw]

Shahk Tank content is the best Bahstool content! Awesome video Donnie, well worth the wait man!

[@ThePWNDR]

Donnie, you produce the highest quality barstool content. Never stop being The Wonton Don.

[@jackiprod.4810]

This is amazing This is like Chris distefano in China 😭😭😭

[@joen712]

You know you are winning with bell pepper seeds in your Fanta.

[@finnkiernann]

“Oh yeah you’ve hit rock bottom buddy. You’re worth millions of dollars, you have an NBA championship ring, you’ve inspired millions of Asians around the globe and not to mention you have a Harvard degree to back up on. Look at me I’m drinking fucking beer out of a baby skull! You merely adopted rock bottom, I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t have any dignity until I was 30 and by then it was too late! Fuck the ducks” Donnie this is literal fucking gold. A cultural masterpiece. Contact a local masshole on direct message and let me help you reach the views you deserve through reels/ insta vids and tik toks. Willing to do all the editing. Love ya buddy

[@finnkiernann]

And the whole parallel between you and Jimmy of him being the Mormon Megladon who never drank who was always the hero they needed, when you were the hero they deserved. Outstanding. The ultimate ending to the shark night series

[@TheReadingVagabond]

the best thing we lost to covid was the don abroad

[@FatLikeKessel]

Probably the best thing I’ve ever seen. RIP baby Ricky