The DARK WEB is Terrifying!!! | Brain Leak Ep. 9

[@Olliebunny]

They could call their fake advice segment: Patching Up Leaks

[@christopherwilson5300]

W name

[@housequay]

Straight up "Plumbing"

[@wolfiemuse]

I like a combination of yours and someone above me, “Plumbing Leaks”

[@hanna2695]

Plumbing. Slap some flex seal on that 😂 patching leaks is perfect

[@noahsan92]

Plug The Leak

[@Mac_2921]

“Babies are walking bone factories” is such a horrifying statement it almost had me choking on lemon bread at starbies

[@viral4983]

I literally nearly choked on my tea, while stoned when sean started talking dirty as mickey mouse omfg

[@jadevalentine289]

Good to know i'm not the only one watching these stoned lmaoooo

[@wolfiemuse]

@@jadevalentine289of course not!

[@jeniuspancakes]

What does stoned mean?

[@lilgingy75]

@@jeniuspancakes it means you're extremely high

[@wolfiemuse]

@@jeniuspancakes under the influence of marijuana

[@frank4446]

Poor Ethan thought he was done hearing the “are you close” meme 😭

[@hiidingplace2906]

ethan saying he kinda wants a horse and me, a person who owns a horse, aggressively shaking my head at the screen. ethan, you don’t. i am broke. i am tired. i am wild and untameable.

[@artieink]

Idk he definitely has the money for at least two, might have another youtuber turned rancher 💀

[@Triss_Joy]

But, if you’re like most horse people I know, you’re happy af with your enormous fur baby🤭💕

[@hiidingplace2906]

@@Triss_Joy this is very true she’s an idiot but she’s my idiot 😂

[@chrisb401]

I'm wild and untameable, too!!, but that didn't work in the horses' favour 😢 or my money 🫣 The dynamite wasn't cheap, then I had to repaint the house after the explosion aaarrrrrh deary me live and learn I guess.

[@rengab137]

I am also a horse owner and I had the same reaction as you lmaoo

[@Thomas_Angelo]

I love this podcast. They just say anything they want and they think after saying it. It's so funny. Btw, after 20 minutes, Sean is just talking to himself while Ethan reads Wikipedia.

[@lilyrolyat6726]

The real ADHD friendship experience

[@doyoufeelbonita]

Sean was talking to us and I damn well received his word play and hypothetical scenarios

[@LordCantalo]

"They used to deliver pizzas with no GPS..." That went harder for me than it should have. Hot me like a smack upside the head.

[@teableu]

Ethan diving into a hyper fixation mid podcast is very relatable lol

[@TotalTorrigan]

Walking down the hallway at work listening to the podcast Ethan: "MY BALLS..." You know what. That's on me.

[@britneyclugston2802]

All the time. I'm always giggling to myself like a weirdo 😂

[@Oblivionator100]

You think the brain leak normal bit is poop, but it's actually the boys talking about getting a guest on and never actually getting a guest. 😂

[@shadowlord0162]

up until recently, that was accurate

[@ProjectSebastiann]

"We should do a video where ___" and then never doing it LMAO

[@tibb75]

cho chang is also 2 surnames in addition to each name coming from separate countries. it would be like someone being named gonzalez sanderson

[@siobhan-rae]

Jones Smith

[@wolfiemuse]

There are definitely a lot of those kinds of names, though. Plenty of Jose Smith -type names in the us

[@RepstarVixen]

tbh the name itself isnt that much of an issue, the issue is that Clowning has stated she creates the names through word association, meaning that the best she could come up with when associating "asian" was basically "ching chang cho chong"

[@matthewjalovick]

⁠@@RepstarVixenI’m fluent in Mandarin after living in China teaching English following my undergraduate degree. A significant portion does contain words/characters that are tonally similar to “Ching Chang Chong”… of course there are words that don’t but even so it’s not an uninformed or inaccurate stereotype. Rowling created fictional names/words for the series from what she knew and researched. You don’t have to be a philologist to know it fits even if it’s not precise.

[@jjstcase]

@@matthewjalovick sure buddy, sureeee

[@notsyntiq]

This is why brain leak is my favorite podcast. The only podcast, in fact, that I watch cause its the only one that can hold my attention. Its quick, its funny, the comedic timing is hilarious. But then topics like the dark web, space and cryptids pop up and its always to engrossing and so interesting. Ethan reminds me so much of my cousin whom I love dearly and I've been watching Sean for several years. Its chill and such a fantastic listen while I draw or write. I cant sing it's praises enough. Keep up the good work!

[@MrSchism]

One of my friends ran a cybersecurity lab that was only accessible via the darknet. There are plenty of legitimate uses.

[@thegreyone6666]

Ethan pulling out of nowhere that the virginity question was about "returning it" is peak leaking

[@danielleburkard3088]

Brain fact: The brain is the only organ that studies itself.

[@sinfullysweet02]

New episode of Brain Leak.. LITERALLY the best way to start my birthday 🥰🥰

[@jimbomyboy9679]

Happy birthday :]

[@nightcatssketchbook]

Happy birthday!

[@Jubileedell]

Happy birthday 🎉❤

[@cathalmoloney4929]

Hapy berday🎉

[@CheapBagels5429]

Happy birthday!🎉🎂

[@CampCounselorKeivn]

Ethan and Sean have such a wholesome relationship and it's precious

[@compilationguy]

Oh no “if you’re listening underwater don’t be leaky” this came out 5 days b4 the Titanic submersible was lost. Oof.

[@Corvus408]

Also, please never stop doing the advert segments any other way. I love actually listening to you two talk and joke and maybe mess up during them. They feel more human and I don't like skipping over them anymore

[@Septic-Hearts]

You know that game show called "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?" that was basically a trivia show about geography for kids in the 90s? I found out recently that the showrunners had to update the answers to its questions constantly when filming between seasons and also put disclaimers at the end of its episodes that the answers would probably be out of date by the time an episode aired. I mean one country became two during its run time, so there can't be a single bit of trivia in it that still applies today. Shit's wild to me, maps and globes must need an update constantly.

[@kiwiibee]

I love that every episode they start brainstorming things they could do on the podcast

[@mostly_happy4248]

I think it's kinda funny how they wonder why a person wouldn't want their information to be seen by companies unless it's illegal right before a NordVPN sponsorship.

[@dancing_dementor]

The fact that this was uploaded 3:00 AM (Eastern) makes this an even spookier watch.

[@larvaedadindex]

Try not to Leak Challenge at 3AM (gone)

[@Olliebunny]

They did not need to roleplay that much Mickey sex 😭

[@billie5799]

I know right. My inner child kept shriveling up. 😂

[@lilith3206]

I accidentally skipped 20 mins in right after the intro, and this is such a chaotic podcast it just flowed like nothing was off. and I listened to a whole conversation about making up myths and baby bones before realizing.

[@ewllen808]

i need everyone to know that when they said "proud of u" at the end i was in the middle of picking my nose and i just froze with my thumb halfway up my nostril, full deer in the headlights. i've never felt so successfully shamed

[@noirweiss]

Ethan: crankgameplays is no longer Also Ethan: *puts up a neon crankgameplays sign* 😂😂

[@larvaedadindex]

I can’t blame him for keeping that sign It’s so sick though

[@wolfiemuse]

Hasn’t he had that for a long time?

[@noirweiss]

@@wolfiemuse yeah but it hasn't been a part of the setup for a hot minute. It's mostly the timing I find hilarious 😂

[@wolfiemuse]

@@noirweiss fair fair lol

[@marthmallow7420]

a relic of the past

[@surdonyx]

ethan closing the tab after finding learning about maps is too difficult and then saying "uhhh every two years" was the funniest thing hes ever done

[@wumbothewombat1280]

I need them to give a TED talk with advice from their bad advice segment. Just completely serious and in character and watch the audience get progressively more and more uncomfortable

[@deadpuppetsociety]

Maps actually get updated fairly often due to places changing names and such. There are people on Tiktok I love watching who can tell when a globe was made just from what countries are on it, like "This shows an East and West Germany, so it was before this date, but it also has Such-and-such-enstein, so it was after this date."

[@Bijutsuma]

The brain be leaking today

[@clubanana109]

🧠 💧

[@jadevalentine289]

Indeed

[@WomenRQueensNMyFaceIsTheThrome]

40:22 exactly, so Remember leakers to leak our neurodivergent brains every Wednesday to keep your brain healthy!

[@victorialawrence5013]

I swear this podcast is like hanging out with friends that I dont have

[@Nucleite]

Can't wait until they find out that "leak" is slang for PCP. "Yeah, I'm a leaker."

[@wolfiemuse]

I was an extreme addict who did everything I could get my hands on and never heard that lol

[@siobhan-rae]

this episode is a fever dream i love my leakers side note: if u wanna be freaked out, google a picture of a baby’s skull with teeth. shits fucking terrifying.

[@siobhan-rae]

also u find the “dark web” via something called a “tor” browser it’s not that difficult

[@wolfiemuse]

@@siobhan-raeyep if I can do it so can anyone

[@malps7028]

1:06:01 Can we appreciate that Sean said this in a bad advice segment?

[@morganqorishchi8181]

Jack acting like he can't get on the dark web is funny because with how big his fanbase is, I promise you that there's at least one dude in his audience who could walk him through this. It's just that ADHD is a helleva thing and he'll forget the steps the second they're out of his line of sight.

[@Triss_Joy]

59:12 I ADORE the utter acceptance of “talk first, think later” and the sh!z that marches out y’all’s mouth. There’s the moment of “what did I just say” in the eyes, seconds after, that gives me LIFE😆💕💕 Never change, you two! edit: a shotgûn or heavy rifle is the third part of the bear question-and it works on brown and black bears too🐻‍❄️🐻👍🏻

[@lianneconroy5289]

Oh my god I love when Sean mom arms Evelien in the badger story he has to put his arm up high cuz she's taller than him

[@cyberfish69]

i love how these are always released in the middle of the night where i am cause now i have something to pass the time🙏

[@michealargandona3660]

The new trend can be posting puctures of hounds "searching for virgins" and the dog is looking straight at the viewer and its say "found one!"

[@smilehappyface8]

Who's posting videos at 3 Am? Ethan and Séan: OH BOY 3 AM

[@laurenholland8053]

I just love how goofy and fun ad reads are these days. It just sounds like an improv duo.

[@matthewloredo3665]

Not even 5 mins in and Sean doing the Mickey Mouse thing is so dang cursed 😂😂😂😂

[@northeastartist4158]

The more and more dark stuff they talk about they're sounding more and more like haggard goblins gossiping while making a viscous, offal stew, and I love it

[@alicewhite1135]

I usually struggle with getting out of bed at a reasonable time on my days off, but waking up to a new episode of the pod every wednesday helps so much. I can focus on Ethan and Sean, which preoccupies me enough to be able to trick myself into starting my day before noon. 😂

[@XEN_RED]

as soon as I started watching this episode some people on the ferry im on started playing guitar and violin songs live and it’s like background music for the episode !! it was amazing

[@imaginryPenguin]

Tony Hawk has his own podcast with his pro skater buddy Jason Ellis. I’m sure you guys have a good chance of getting him on the pod if you really wanted to! (His pod is called Hawk vs Wolf for anyone wondering)

[@ramisaj]

“do you have crabs?” “no” *bursts out laughing* 14:25 god i love them

[@michelle.3.973]

Thank you Ethan and Sean for making us smile and laugh, been watching for years and you guys still brighten my days 😊😊

[@cathalmoloney4929]

But they haven't been making the podcast for years looks like i have caught you in a bit of a fib

[@YousefMohamedAbdulMoniem]

​@@cathalmoloney4929maybe OP's just talking about their own youtube channels, ever thought of that?

[@itsjjoosshhuuaa]

This podcast is just a way for Sean to air out all his political and topical views and I’m here for it 😂😂

[@SuperSlick1996]

"where is god in this cup?" That is an excellent question Sean.

[@thealchemist7307]

They don’t have to keep updating the map each year because as crank said, the continents only move 1.5cm a year. Which is completely unseeable when looking from as high up as a satellite.

[@delve1011]

Updating maps for geological reasons may not be frequent but they keep building roads so they get updated pretty frequently regardless.

[@viavivi9926]

I highly reccomend to all the leakers out here to watch/listen to each episode all at once. The topic jumps are so frequent and random that coming back to it after a break of any length can have you coming back to lines like "Oh Louis, I'm Cumming" and "Yeah, we should do a podcast underwater" with no further context

[@kylier404]

THANK YOU for the chapters 😭😭

[@Sabaa_Olywi]

An episode without shitting your pants, the boys sure are grown up now

[@Neylandturkey]

I literally get so frustrated when my google search transforms into yahoo. Like I will be typing into the google search bar and then once i hit enter on my search, it will transform to yahoo and im just like STOOPPPPPPPPPP

[@ZoeyTheOtter]

I'm so glad to have zoned out only to come back to hear Jack saying in a Mickey voice "are you close?" with absolutely zero context

[@TCGAnimeGuru]

I about choked on my Snapple listening to Sean do his Mickey Mouse bit 🤣

[@Triss_Joy]

Brain Leak: where our childhoods go to die…🤣🤣

[@Ss15996]

Watching the starting segment after the submarine billioners thing... definetly somehow funnier?

[@Corvus408]

Wednesday is always the highlight of my week now! new leaky podcast

[@brennapiersma6747]

Kid's also aren't born with kneecaps - they develop at about age 4. Freaked me out a TON with my kiddo lol

[@charmainede-bell8763]

Cloak did one of those green screen videos for the blanket, but they wouldn't deliberately upset their CEO would they?

[@lydiebug]

I don't know if this has already been said or not specifically, but I always heard that a daddy long leg's mouth isn't big enough to bite anything bigger than what they're meant to eat. (I swear I did this) When I was like 9ish, my best friends and I spent the night "camping" in their backyard and in the morning, I decided to grab the daddy Long legs that I knew was chillen by the door and I brought it back to the tent and it just chilled with us for a bit. I don't remember their reactions to the spider, but at least one of them stayed and hung out with the spider and I and held it even :)

[@goodgollymissmolly7624]

When Sean was talking dirty in cartoon characters voices, I legitimately almost threw my phone across the room

[@PerryNightrowan]

16:14 the world will come full circle, Ethan having the same idea as Smosh lol

[@morganqorishchi8181]

"Is it against religion to believe in aliens?" Not in Judaism, no. But when people say 'religion' they mean 'Christianity' and they're like 50/50 split on it. Gonna suck for them when first contact happens. It'll be pretty dope for me, though.

[@strangerscience3659]

Hold up does the torah mention aliens in it or like how do Jewish people believe in aliens

[@morganqorishchi8181]

@@strangerscience3659It's complicated. Functionally, there's two answers: 1. Basically, while the Torah describes life on Earth, it never says life doesn't exist on other planets. We also don't have demons, so the thing some Christians do where they refer to aliens as demons isn't a thing. So basically, in Judaism (and in some branches of Islam, too), aliens are just people like anybody else and it's silly to think that this is the only world with life on it when it never says that in the original text. The original text probably just focuses on Earth because that's the planet *we* live on and it wouldn't have been beneficial for ancient people to be told about other civilizations they weren't going to meet. 2. The Torah/Bible/Quran talks about Adam and Eve's children marrying other people in the land but doesn't explain who those people were. Some people take that to mean aliens. Some people think that means Neanderthals. It's a subject of some debate. Regardless, it sets precedence in all Abrahamic faiths of non-humans who are people, meaning believing in aliens is not much of a stretch. When you've already realized that 'person' can mean different species, aliens are just an extension of that. These two things combine into a pretty pro-alien attitude in Judaism. There's no proof they're not out there, but there is proof in the Torah that they would be/are people if they did/do exist.

[@morganqorishchi8181]

@@strangerscience3659Jewish philosophy is that the Torah only describes Earth. That doesn't mean there aren't aliens or that they aren't people. A person is defined in Jewish doctrine as someone capable of intelligent thought. Also we don't have demons. So the whole Christian fundamentalist "aliens are demons" thing doesn't work. We're chill with aliens.

[@RinGin28]

“You have crabs?” Had me dying 💀💀 Woooo we be leakin today 🧠

[@RoyalConfetti]

Me knowing exactly everything they’re talking about when it comes to the dark web: 👀

[@DharunMahendran]

Ah man finally someone who mustered up their courage to take up the plunge to talk about a very sensitive yet not mostly contemplated topic Kudos to Jack and Ethan about spreading awareness In a very humerous way I really enjoyed it haha cant wait for more!

[@spvcejamie]

The baby bones talk just reminds me how when I was born, the nurse dropped me and broke my collar bone 💀🤣

[@SaraRankins.]

Omg I hope your parents sued

[@itsallforjake6957]

its comforting to see that a lot of us who strayed from religion started around our very young adolescence years.

[@josephb1316]

I love seeing two new, upcoming KZbinrs really using their platform for good. You go guys!

[@frankiehale8139]

ABSOLUTELY CRYING AT THEIR RESPONSE TO THE BEAR AND TRASH! I also live in Alaska so it happens and that made my night

[@101nora101]

🎉

[@TimeMovie93150]

i LOVED this episode, especially the dark web/religious/conspiratal topics!!!!

[@chavitacarranza]

Petition to have daddy mutta as a guest host to school these leaky Bois about the darknet

[@itdontmatter2621]

They should do a whole week of podcast related videos called Leak Week

[@nadine.is.awesome]

How did Jack and Ethan meet? I would like to hear their origin story ❤

[@Jackieb741]

Probably through Mark

[@sterbenct]

Going to Europe for three weeks soon can’t wait to do some mid day leaking but for now 2 am leaking will suffice

[@HypnoTwist]

I'm a fan of Darknet Dairies and I'm so happy Ethan doesn't know how to access the dark web. I jumped when he brought up Silk Road

[@spaceboy3308]

Some of Ethans Best Achievments behind him, because his Greatest are yet to come

[@katovece]

ETHAN YOU FORGOT THE EDIBLES STORY I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT

[@dunste123]

"I'm just accessing facebook through the tor network", all jokes asside, that is how I use it on public wifi, for normal stuff. Way more secure than any VPN will ever be.

[@etrephesm]

But space is infinite. That analogy is still a generous estimate. Weve explored nothing relative to the vastness of space

[@AVest421]

Fun fact, 16y year old sybil ludington rode 40 miles in one night, to alert 400 military men about the British. While Revere rode 12.

[@Benzeel]

for polar bears i heard somewhere you can take off your jacket and other things and hope the polar bear gets some intrest in it while you run away (doesnt mean you're free but it will bide you some time)

[@Feesh116]

For the underwater episode they should go to the Jules Undersea Lodge. I feel like it would be a super dope video for both of their channels and a dope pod episode.

[@zehahameow1745]

Speaking of "My Way by Frank Sinatra", there was a killing(s) here in the Philippines that when someone sang the song and the people around did not like it, there's a fat chance that hes gonna get murdered.

[@deadlymelody27]

My child has just turned 2 and i can promise you, they can definitely break the skin when they bite you. Mine bit me on the boob a month or 2 ago like just on the front of my chest, just because she got over excited and i still have a scar 🙃 bloody hurt

[@HunterPup13]

Can't be anything that eats leaves stares at moose Uh yep, too easy. I'll, uh, go find a badger

[@DDW8991]

"the rope that's got the air" "the tube?" best part

[@azity32]

Omg I have been in the restaurant industry for 20+ years and I can not tell you how many times we have crop dusted a table because they were assholes. Lmao

[@Quadraxis]

Gotta love the juxtaposition of the nordvpn ad in the middle of the darkweb talk.

[@delusionallymyself]

16:08 THIS IDEA IS SO GENIUS it'd be hilarious if throughout the episode your surroundings get progressively more chaotic while u guys act like nothing's happening

[@freakishuproar1168]

I let rip all the time. I always make the mistake of having a fizzy drink before I start a nine to ten hour shift, gotta get through the day somehow. The amount of room-rattling, trouser-vibrating, sound-barrier breaking cheek-clappers I'll unleash during a given day at work defies all reason and logic.

[@MooreKatMoore]

As far as TikTok categories go it's all up to the algorithm and where it thinks that specific video goes/is about. Mostly based off the Tags and what the video content is itself.

[@pwndaman1018]

A wolverine killed a polar bear in a zoo once. So a really solid first choice to fight.

[@pacifisht9797]

You gotta record a podcast WHILE rolling down a hill, on the monkey bars, in a slide

[@bloombekah]

watching y’all talk about breaking baby’s bones while i’m on lunch at the daycare i work at…. a bit awkward but that’s okay

[@Sharkbayy]

Yall should discuss the Bermuda triangle