18-Years-old Erling Haaland Scored 9 Goals in 1 Game

[@Alsido]

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[@JiTiAr35]

"How many did you score" "3" "wow a hattrick, nice" "no, 3 hattricks"

[@aliviachaudhuri1841]

Copied comment get a life kid

[@MehmetKaya-yu1wu]

Hat Hat trick

[@bca-jo6fo]

@@aliviachaudhuri1841 shatafaka

[@AmierBruv]

@@aliviachaudhuri1841 you also copied some comment kid

[@AmierBruv]

@@aliviachaudhuri1841 oh you are a Roblox kid no wonder you comment seems like Roblox kid

[@nathaneivers8700]

This match is actually good for discovering what the unwritten rules are. Apparently when you have 7 goals, anyone on the opposing team can rugby tackle you in the box and won't get called

[@hardcorefakes12]

Get concacaf'd

[@robrob9250]

Usually I would say that was unsportsmanlike behaviour but up against Haaland I feel like it only makes it more fair if the opposing players are allowed to cheat. I feel like they could launch artillery barrages at the guy and it wouldn’t stop him. It’s ridiculous how good he is.

[@user-lb4pe8hh8y]

Bro i mean come on when you re up 8-0 you can’t expect to get the calls

[@zalor4254]

@@hardcorefakes12 fr 💀💀💀

[@jasonkafidi1505]

Lol

[@averageperson8882]

Lopez getting up in Haaland’s face at 5:08 and then Haaland going on to score more and Lopez walking off the pitch crying at the end is absolutely hilarious.

[@thibs2837]

exactly what i thought

[@ihavenoidea4727]

But you have no idea what he said to Lopez. What if haaland was a legit asshole or just fucking stupid like he sometimes is? I. E what if haaland is the bad guy here.

[@chronicbadsect0r]

much average and premature comment

[@mantasookinavicius5154]

@@chronicbadsect0rhow so?

[@human-connections]

​@@mantasookinavicius5154 don't feed the troll

[@azikepaschal6670]

He brought a whole team to tears😭

[@Golias_Thomas]

T_T

[@ShawnFX]

Dude is a menace for doing that to grown men😂

[@gaburierusan8179]

a whole Country

[@leonardos2925]

Bro was a monster by that time already while Pessi receives gifts from FIFA, LOL. How unfair awards were turned now. He scored in ONE GAME 9 times more goals than Pessi in the entire MLS 2023... while CR7 was the global top scorer and Haaland a bit close to him. For me Haaland should by this point (February of 2024) have at least 3 FIFA Best Player if the award was FAIR. By these awards are based on *opinions* so facts and numbers play no significant role at all, what a shame.

[@joonseoyang6256]

@@leonardos2925respectfully the the ballon dor is voted by team captains and fifa the best is voted by more than 500 players that have very well played against messi and ronaldo

[@dylanmason4959]

The fact that he had one disallowed and still scored 9 more what an absolute beast

[@mindcet.]

@@offcentralizedgovernment7820 Dude scored 3 hat tricks and you’re out here hating lol

[@joshuaevans5943]

@@offcentralizedgovernment7820 How else do you want him to score? Is he only concerned a good goal scorer if takes on 6 players and scores from 30 yards out? Or are all 9 goals not goals in your eyes even though you can clearer see in the video your statement is wrong? Wtf are you harpering on about mate

[@lulzywizard7576]

@@offcentralizedgovernment7820 the giant knows where to stand to put them in. that's a talent in and of itself that every striker wishes they had.

[@emmanuelaustin465]

@@offcentralizedgovernment7820 can u play at all, shut up and watch football

[@7dmix88]

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[@utku1079]

referee: *disallows his 2nd goal* haaland: "and i took that personally."

[@msolec2000]

It's correctly disallowed, though.

[@robertburch3813]

@@msolec2000 Yes, he pushed that guy in the back to get the ball.

[@williamborjamancia]

Thats what i thought jaja

[@aberamagold7509]

@Scarlet Pimpernel Great name. Oddly enough I was thinking about this movie yesterday, except it was more of a memory that revolved around the movie being on TV one afternoon during Christmas break when I was a kid.

[@bakerhalt]

haaland: "spineless from the start.. sucked into the part!"

[@user-cm6sh2ts5q]

Is Erling Haaland Human or Machine? Right now Haalnad is already making History like, 3 Hatricks in 3 matches, Scored a hatrick in his Champions League Debut, First man to score 52 goals in a Premier League season. Erling Haaland is indeed a record breaker

[@SosaDosaRL]

He scored 36 not 52 goals

[@griffen121]

The one game I played his skill is legit called terminator

[@griffen121]

The game is called football master 2

[@JeaNz0r]

THAT PROUD DAD... HE CANT BELIEVE IT EITHER!

[@kes.7774]

He literally has the whole opposing team streaming tears at the end

[@Spiritualbirthright]

The very ending clip had ME in tears. The contrast of their emotions is remarkable. The best part, is that I can tell the smiling Norwegian is not intentionally mocking or insulting the Honduran for losing. The Nord is genuinely happy, and seems to be saying with his physiognomy that the Honduran should not take the game so seriously. It's not the end of the world!

[@yuikonnu5079]

Fr the opposing team literally dealing with PES maxed out character

[@Weasel65]

makes them wonder what the point in continuing to try and be pro when monsters like that exist.

[@KCJbomberFTW]

Yeah could imagine 😂 Haaland basically went: Hey see your First Lady? imma bend her over in the middle of the pitch you watch

[@IK7.]

Yoo that's crazy💀💀 I've never seen something like that💀😂.

[@D4RK_TH3M3]

3 Goals - Hattrick 9 Goals - Haalandtrick

[@hoihoi1473]

Good one

[@Charlie.cu.y]

Haatrick

[@Mcdouble123]

Haatrick

[@jacobgoddard9688]

Good one

[@Ashby81uk]

@@Kaiblow of course he did

[@hez7673]

he scored 3 hattricks. what a legend

[@jamaimah]

oh man. the anxiety i would have as that goalkeeper everytime haaland approached! 🥴

[@pedobear8071]

Whats incredible is he could have had 12-13 goals, had one taken back, hit a goal post, missed a few barely. He's basically when you create a player in FIFA and put all his stats to 99 overall.

[@JoeyB-2001]

not to mention he probably should have been at the penalty spot two or three times

[@cwb1130]

​@@JoeyB-2001 yeah they literally tackled him to the ground. had to have been a bit of mercy from the ref to say no penalty lol

[@icecubemakermachine3000]

yeah and you also have beginner difficulty

[@imasavage95]

@@icecubemakermachine3000 yeah lmao 🤣

[@xyz-wh5qh]

What a shame to score 9 goals against weakest opposition

[@gabrielmascitti8418]

from psycopath in breaking bad to a superstar football player, well done todd.

[@scotttowers1759]

What's a psicopath?

[@user-fv7uz5dd1v]

@@scotttowers1759 ψυχοπαθης

[@Chrispius327]

Lmao

[@FalvinBoks]

LMAOOOO JUST REALIZED HE LOOKS LIKE TODD

[@AshRektum]

top tier comment

[@LanceCampeau]

I really appreciate you adding the many numerous misses / chances to put proper context on this effort. Could have easily been 12 for the man

[@Alexandrebezerraa96]

Muito fã desse grande atacante que já demonstrava que seria um talento no Salzburg , tem tudo para ser um dos maiores goleadores da história! 👏🏻💥

[@Numberoneiosgameplay]

Just to realize how crazy this was and how much of a monster Haaland is, he won the Golden Boot in the U20 World Cup from just this match alone. And Norway didn't even make it out of their group. The Silver Boot winner scored only 4 goals all tournament, and his team won the final. Haaland is a absolute mad lad.

[@khhamchemz9978]

Even I could have scored more than that.He actually missed many than he scored.Playing with such teams any forward or strikers would score more than 9 dozens. 9 goals is too less.

[@justleo3740]

Litterly a giant but oke no wonder he gets in easily

[@uruacufutsal1]

@@khhamchemz9978 why arent u playing in the U20 World Cup then bro

[@gnochhuos645]

@@khhamchemz9978 me looking for who asked

[@GamingWithKJ_YT]

@@justleo3740 so are others?

[@sweeper1977]

The scariest thing is not that he scored 9 goals, it is the fact that he could have scored 20. And this was actually a serious competition.

[@IvaanCroatia]

Honduras is a serious competition? Lol this guy xD their whole team is like 200 euro worth my dude.. look up the FIFA player statistics, their best player is not even top 100,000 lmao

[@Fumbiii16]

This isn’t a serious competition. Will he do this in the World Cup with good teams I doubt it. Dude is overrated

[@nightrunner2613]

@@Fumbiii16 And you are better than him right?

[@yungboomer6467]

@@Fumbiii16 if he had a good national team to play on yea

[@Fumbiii16]

@@nightrunner2613 I’m just giving you an opinion I’m not saying I’m better but he’s definitely overrated. There’s always someone better than you. I watch more fighting sports and train so yea I’m definitely better in that category than him rather than football.

[@mateuszmalanowski5013]

this fifa gameplay almos looks like real life footage

[@L7N__]

Human goals machine his kicks are really unstoppable!

[@petrosbabinn1695]

The goalkeeper before the game: "What's the worst that can happen?" "Relax, it's just another game..."

[@minflips]

Underrated comment

[@megawatts-jq5xm]

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[@scs-yt]

Honduras didn't have a goalkeeper though

[@redbloodcell4047]

_It's only one man_

[@captainparadise6694]

man literally scored three hattricks in one game, something ive never in my life have seen, i thought these things only happened in the FIFA video games.

[@juliuism]

hattricks square

[@liamosborne6859]

it's a hat trick hat trick

[@siddoesntthink3029]

@@liamosborne6859 he collided them together prob typo so it doesn’t matter

[@KCJbomberFTW]

I don’t even think I could get 12 goals in FIFA all day

[@user-dr2ww2jg8o]

FIFA video games 🤓

[@dimensiondelta1]

When having such a big lead, why not just bench him the rest of the game to reduce the risk of injury? He is clearly a big asset for the team

[@MullerFan28]

Final group stage game and norway were out already

[@tiktokfootballYT]

Ahora en su primera temporada con el city ya rompio el record de 32 goles de Salah , y faltan mas partidos por jugarse , es una maquina del gol sin dudas!

[@santlattuf]

Ain´t no way he got the other team crying 😭😭😭

[@Iku00]

Honestly, we can't even make fun of them for it, anyone in their place would be crying as well, they just fought a dark souls boss not knowing what the fuck they are even supposed to do

[@alanphilpott863]

@@Iku00 Poor management/strategy calls.

[@ETRNLIZE]

😂😂😂😂

[@kreizeeboi]

Dude wanted to fight haaland at first then goes home crying 😂😂

[@alexmonkeys1454]

@djbabyboi I'm from Nepal and we have a sports week in our school where students play several games ( table tennis, chess, basketball, swimming and more) for a week and it ends with a football final match where all school and parents are present and I was on a football team. I usually don't call my parents to see the game but I did and my father being a proud dad called his brothers and other relatives we had. Our team took 16 goals that match as 2 players were out by red card and the other team had a school star player. Oh dear lord, I shed way many tears in the changing room ( not because my team got annihilated, but because my relatives came to that match and saw my team fail). I feel the pain of Honduras feeling such pain when witnessed by thousands of spectators.

[@bananacheesecake6821]

He basically scored a hat-trick of hat-tricks!

[@petrosbabinn1695]

He scored a fat roman IX

[@lordbunnie5228]

He got a hatrick into hatrick hatrick squared

[@teaspoon9825]

he got hat-trick sq

[@CianPalmeras515]

Bro scored triple hat-tricks 😮‍💨

[@vastolorde2229]

Bro got 3 hat n 3 tricks!!!

[@ceedelosreyes6357]

All strong and well taken goals. The opposition just lost the plot, nobody marshalled the team into damage limitations mode, still trying to score when they should have brought down the shutters and lived to fight another day. Great stuff from Norway.

[@rustysalmonella7681]

Watching this video practically doubled the amount of soccer goals I’ve seen in my lifetime

[@sirazulmustafasami2355]

The fact that he easily could have scored 5 more! What a guy

[@pozzezz]

i love how people say this like they wouldn't if they could lmao

[@ashleyryan6222]

But he didn't tho?

[@Unknown-fh5lb]

@@pozzezz risk of injury, commands from coach and physiologists reccomendations, haaland is prone to injury ffs

[@aflow-]

@@Unknown-fh5lb you're literally saying that he couldn't lmao

[@robertquirk3714]

@@pozzezz He was brought down in the box two times (other than the one he scored the penalty). One seems like a penalty was not given and the other seems like it was given but they missed the penalty (sounds like it was not Haaland who took it). That could've been two more goals.

[@Gooralson]

I was not supposed to go to this match in Lublin because I thought it might be too boring. So far, I thank my wife for persuading me to go. Now I can say that I was there and saw with my own eyes what Haaland did

[@antgarc7321]

Awesome your still not cooler than me tho

[@abdel8807]

Every man needs a wife like that 🤣 lucky u mate , wish u all the best

[@romariodossantos4692]

Did the wife also go ?

[@Gooralson]

@@romariodossantos4692 yup :)

[@Gundum]

he raped Honduras

[@NosyCodes]

Funny how the other team starting getting aggresive after he scored the 9th goal

[@mistyyeditss]

crazy how he got so popular in 1 year that people actually started pronouncing his name right. 🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@jaturawatj]

Reporter: "What is the secret of scoring 9 goals?" Haaland: "Hard work"

[@Min-pp1kl]

YNTKTS

[@mrbadway1575]

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[@aldyrahmad983]

@@Min-pp1kl KKTBSYS

[@sreesai7801]

so who asked tho

[@alfayetofficial3373]

@@Min-pp1kl njir

[@shinzzo1319]

I appreciate the player wearing 11 for the extraordinary assists😃😃

[@averagejoe114]

Jens Petter Hauge

[@ScaffoldingPLAYZ_YT]

Yes!

[@mrbadway1575]

The end of all flesh is near!.....Sports is a distraction!.....Don't be distracted nor deceived!.....Neither religion, Vaccine, wealth, rosaries, nor any tradition can save you; only LOVE/GOD (THE COMMANDMENTS). If you have ears, please; HEAR, OBEY & LIVE. REPENT STUDY KJV BIBLE FOLLOW THE COMMANDMENTS AND LIVE NO VACCINE

[@vp5536]

@@mrbadway1575 Okay

[@patrickoconnell5726]

Did anyone realize how shit the ref was

[@denusklausen3685]

One man literally put a whole nation to shame.

[@aeyes1314]

I cant believe people are hating on haaland in the comments Its like ronaldo said, ''they hate me because Im too good'' same goes for haaland, the best player in the world

[@kevomeister]

When you play Fifa on "easy" difficulty.

[@hypnotix9291]

not even a difficulty but yeah 😭

[@justinherbert53]

@@hypnotix9291 that’s why he said it in “quotes”

[@michaelrivera8385]

LMFAO

[@gaultv8230]

Beginner mode

[@gabriielsc]

this reminded me of my childhood where I used to create 99ovr players and play in beginner to see how many goals I could score

[@teabaggins7091]

what makes him so lethal is his insane ability to analyse what's going on and position himself in the right place at the right time... Amazing!

[@MrVvulf]

Zico (the great Brazilian player and coach) once made that same comment about Ronaldo R9. Yes, finishing is important, but movement OFF the ball and putting yourself in the right place at the right time is what leads to finishing opportunities. R9 had it, and Haaland has it.

[@stevenmartinez846]

That, plus he’s tall, strong as hell, and has elite speed dribbling in control.

[@apapz3245]

Or just playing a trash team no where near the skill level needed to compete with Norway..

[@exy7114]

Blue lock?

[@scotttowers1759]

@@MrVvulf pretty sure that was Sir Bobby Robson that said that pal.

[@MrMsquare1]

He made the opposing team cry 😂😅

[@liverpool-fckk1253]

Meanwhile goalkeeper, 'This is my last football match ever.'

[@yourmomisgay1420]

dude looked like he was allergic to the ball,

[@daviesfriends7303]

He's gone full Karius

[@nobytes2]

the defense was atrocious, he can't make miracles

[@awyd5858]

@@nobytes2 for sure but he was still weak asf, poor guy

[@nobytes2]

@@awyd5858 yeah I mean let's not act like Haaland isn't a few leagues above sub teams.

[@hydng]

they're even wearing an H on their jerseys for Haaland, he's just that inspirational

[@Seroxm13]

What a way to honor the King!

[@jre.bored0153]

Nah, man, why against my country he should've scored on some island Carribean country like that

[@torrezz8549]

@@jre.bored0153 it hurts fam 😞🇭🇳

[@85editz]

That’s violation lmao. 💀

[@85editz]

My country Puerto Rico beat Bahamas 7-0 and British Virgin Islands 6-0

[@ursad4574]

the dude speaking on the mic was fangirling over halaand the whole time

[@caleb6562]

A boy destined for greatness 🥺🥺

[@jmoth99]

He made several grown men cry from being so good

[@huntercopeland9371]

I played hockey for most of my life, one time my team was down 8-0 in the first period. It was such a devastating, humiliating, and embarrassing feeling. I cannot even imagine what it’s like to be utterly humiliated like this on the world stage, especially by one player.

[@PaleBlueDott]

@@huntercopeland9371 it would break the best of us

[@lslater3003]

They were crying because they were embarrassed. They did not seem like they were playing very hard. They have no defense.

[@tomives3298]

@@huntercopeland9371 I remember my bro beating me 8-0 on Fifa and crying.

[@MKitchen75]

His teammates played excellent too those passes to him were also suberd couple of times..

[@marcusklinger2838]

what does "suberd" mean?

[@MKitchen75]

@@marcusklinger2838 do you really want to go after typo...

[@emilgoetlling406]

@@MKitchen75 I am not going after you, just genuinely want to know what you wanted to write.

[@shopliftingcentral]

@@emilgoetlling406 he meant superb

[@elBossmano]

@@emilgoetlling406 unless you have a single digit IQ I think it's pretty obvious what they meant

[@notabsy]

1 Disallowed and a easy penalty not called, yet he still scores 9 goals is insane.

[@anasshahid224]

Erling Haaland the legend!! Amazing athlete 👏👏👏👏👏

[@saltrevive987]

What impresses me most of all about Haaland, is that he is an incredibly unselfish centre-forward. If there is a team-mate making a forward run, Haaland has the instinct and the vision to make that pass; and usually done to perfection. He is more like a creative midfielder in some respects. He is a truly exceptional player. I wish he was at Leeds. Oh well, we can dream.

[@VibesMercante]

This man said Leeds 😂😂😂😂

[@tyroneevelyn]

@@VibesMercante they wouldn’t even be able to afford a minute of a wages 🤣

[@VibesMercante]

@@tyroneevelyn Im sorry I couldn’t read your comment, I’m on the phone to Elon musk to see if he wants to work in my bottling factory

[@urdaeatmoths]

@@VibesMercante you know he grew up in Leeds right? And is a massive Leeds fan you mong

[@johon127]

@@VibesMercante haaland was literally born there

[@StevieObieYT]

Manager: "Show No Mercy!" Haaland: "And I Took That Personally..."

[@user-sv4gc5kx3h]

Don't be ridiculous, he was lucky that he didn't have a goalkeeper on goal, he literally shot an empty goal, this goalkeeper seems to be afraid of the ball, so he runs away from it

[@Loch-Ness66]

@@user-sv4gc5kx3h And now u cry or ? :))) Just enjoy bro,football it's everything,don't be stupid,enjoy it!!

[@true3554]

@@user-sv4gc5kx3h always a hater ,u guy's keep finding excuses. Haaland was better than the other team that's the reason he scored all the goals ez.

[@ttsplayz]

@@user-sv4gc5kx3h if he wasn’t a goalkeeper, whats he doing in the pole🚶🏽‍♂️ You didn’t get the joke aswell 😕😭😂

[@krgbh627]

Michael Jordan 🤣🤣

[@hole62]

The beautiful game and the people who recognize it 👏👏👏👏

[@Hex___666]

Have to keep an eye on this kid, he's gonna be good.

[@2xxxs]

One day he can be a footballer

[@VikhyatWahi10]

Stadium Announcer is underrated, He is speaking haaaalaaand 9 times

[@colemerchant8926]

You definitely bunked English class.

[@Arun12killer]

Its commentater😂

[@colemerchant8926]

@@Arun12killer No it's "commentator" 🤡.

[@ju-lb7iu]

@@colemerchant8926 hahahha

[@ferryindriawan5980]

do you know "underrated" means?

[@LSmallCatL]

Insane considering, he could/ should have had 12 goals in this game (1 non-allowed and 2 not given penalty)

[@Rindiculousfun]

And then 2 more he barely missed or rang off the bar

[@abdullahayoub7319]

What about 2 offsides..but given goal.. and the goal you talking about ..the non allowed one was in ethical act by Halaand..should be given a yellow card

[@higgolini]

He also could have had 7 or 8 if he missed a couple of the ones he scored...

[@bpbrowning78]

Never seen a striker have that hunger for goals along with positioning and proper patience to receive the ball. When he gets a taste it’s a feeding frenzy

[@WithSeb]

Whoever this guy is he's got to get signed by the big clubs. Unreal

[@annaracheletosto5931]

He plays in Premier League now, in the Manchester City club. 💙

[@rengokucreations4081]

Those finishing in his all goals...He will be know for his speed,Shotpower,Physique etc...

[@Felipex674]

I'm from Honduras and I can definitely say that we have a very bad team. Any mid-good player could scores us 9, 10, 11 goals 😂🤣

[@unseenplayer9841]

@@Felipex674 nah HAALANF STILL A BEAST tho But I’ll see what you trying say but not that much Peolpe would score 9+ Trust maybe 3 but not 9 not even man

[@mrbadway1575]

The end of all flesh is near!.....Sports is a distraction!.....Don't be distracted nor deceived!.....Neither religion, Vaccine, wealth, rosaries, nor any tradition can save you; only LOVE/GOD (THE COMMANDMENTS). If you have ears, please; HEAR, OBEY & LIVE. REPENT STUDY KJV BIBLE FOLLOW THE COMMANDMENTS AND LIVE NO VACCINE

[@minimalrandom]

not dead to be remembered

[@MaruzSoChill]

He’s the next generation ronaldo, his power and physique are insane

[@roussillon7611]

Interviewer: "Why did you score so many goals" Haaland: "eh why not?"

[@MrAD-mb9nh]

🤣

[@user-bq8bj8nk7v]

ハーランドゴミ👆👆👆👆👆

[@StreamClips.73]

😂

[@user-bq8bj8nk7v]

@@StreamClips.73 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

[@user-bq8bj8nk7v]

@@StreamClips.73 sorry

[@Alphoric]

He’s so good at being onside in the prem this year he was only offside 8 times for comparison Kane was offside 15 times and salah was offside 22 times and Ivan Toney was offside 27 times like he’s truly a once in a generation player

[@legendboi_2711]

This just shows that ur shots don’t need to look good and have power. His shots are grounded with a slow pace but a perfect shot in the bottom corner is all you need

[@Ivan-yq9rc]

Depends on the situation and distance from goal. Rarely would shots like those go in from far unless the keeper is blinded and it is perfectly in the corner.

[@te6997]

Or come up against a crap team

[@TopEverything-mx2qh]

@@te6997 😭😭👍👍that's more like it

[@legendboi_2711]

@@coolmacatrain9434 I get what u mean but the sport is a team game. Haaland is one of the only good players in Norway. And if you’ve seen bundesliga u can see that he plays the same style

[@robchap6304]

Most shot power in the world i have no idea what you on about

[@TyrannosavageRekt]

I remember following this game live. Haaland had already popped up onto my radar as a potentially great player of the future, but didn't in my wildest dreams expect him to score *nine* goals in a single game. Prodigy!

[@mmp5453]

yet you're not a scout. hard to believe that one.

[@marcuswatson4910]

@@mmp5453 lol tbf the best eye for talent is probably sitting at home watching games on the tele.

[@gavrfc09]

@@marcuswatson4910 or playing football manager.

[@swaminathanr7974]

Don't flatter yourself. No one cares about your radar

[@agussslovesfaso13]

Bruh people really just came outta nowere to hate its crazy fuck them your radar was right with haaland mate

[@ginyway]

These are the scenes I've been seeing a lot when I do Football Manager

[@javiervaloisfernandez6533]

Haaland a dia de hoy es fantástico. Un crack 👏 ⚽️

[@Xavierpng]

When I read the title, I thought it is 9-0. I watched until the end, it is 12-0.

[@nihshin-6607]

So 😢

[@muhodarifredws]

It was 9 only for him then u should abviously except for more from others

[@ScaffoldingPLAYZ_YT]

Bottttttttttttt

[@mrbadway1575]

The end of all flesh is near!.....Sports is a distraction!.....Don't be distracted nor deceived!.....Neither religion, Vaccine, wealth, rosaries, nor any tradition can save you; only LOVE/GOD (THE COMMANDMENTS). If you have ears, please; HEAR, OBEY & LIVE. REPENT STUDY KJV BIBLE FOLLOW THE COMMANDMENTS AND LIVE NO VACCINE

[@iGoku1]

@@mrbadway1575 k

[@mlaphyitel.f.c3428]

The only guy who scored triple hatrick

[@mik3eyve]

Check out Archie Thompson Vro

[@mlaphyitel.f.c3428]

@@mik3eyve Ok

[@mrbadway1575]

The end of all flesh is near!.....Sports is a distraction!.....Don't be distracted nor deceived!.....Neither religion, Vaccine, wealth, rosaries, nor any tradition can save you; only LOVE/GOD (THE COMMANDMENTS). If you have ears, please; HEAR, OBEY & LIVE. REPENT STUDY KJV BIBLE FOLLOW THE COMMANDMENTS AND LIVE NO VACCINE

[@funnyfootball6742]

And Phil foden when I’m playing fifa 😂

[@zivgg]

hatrick hatrick

[@Walter370z]

Damn dude almost scored 15-20 goals in that game that’s crazy 😂

[@rizzki182]

Bro made the whole enemy team crying 😅

[@OSUNGA100]

This guy is just a giant. Even today he is shining at the premier league. Infact top scorer as at now

[@legacyrefresh6068]

honduras is just ass though, if it was against a better team, its wouldnt be like that tbh. He is talented but he did this against a shit int team

[@gioshav]

@@legacyrefresh6068 yesterday he had 5 goal contributions in a game. he is a beast

[@legacyrefresh6068]

@@gioshav Ik he is but putting him up against a shit team putting 9 goals in is kinda dumb. I’m not hating on him or anything because he is amazing but when he gets 9 goals in a game let me know

[@commentbrowser3166]

@@legacyrefresh6068 how many international goals do you have??

[@aberamagold7509]

@@commentbrowser3166 At least as many as you.

[@sophdog1678]

They were just about rugby-tackling him towards the end. Unstoppable.

[@Model_Roe]

They're brave 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 how do you tackle a 6'5 guy???????

[@chesscomsupport8689]

Nowadays he needs like 3 games to score that many!

[@SosaDosaRL]

2nd goal was incredible

[@acarith8494]

Haaland is the embodiment of perfect consistency, he does everything simple to a perfect degree, every touch has a meaning and whatever that meaning is it happens

[@Model_Roe]

I believe he'll get to Messi or Ronaldo status easily provided he's consistent

[@acarith8494]

@@Model_Roe Easily, no ACL tears or shocking drops in performance and he'll get there quickly, especially with the mentality of always training to improve

[@Model_Roe]

@@acarith8494 agree 💯 and people always downplay him or try to discredit him and each and every time he keeps proving the haters wrong you can tell he's motivated by naysayers

[@idk-tf7xm]

If you get scored on 5 times before half time just leave 😭😭😭😭

[@nothingnothing6365]

Fr 😭😭

[@UltimateGamer-sl2kx]

Bro even 4...😭😭

[@iJuulia]

as a Brazilian I feel personally attacked

[@antoniopedrorodrigues2377]

@@iJuulia kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[@aloneindec]

@@UltimateGamer-sl2kx Newcastle did, didn't leave, what happened then.

[@lukewarmnot]

The big H from the opposing team is what made Haaland feel loved and extra inspired to go out there and out perform everyone. Next time Honduras don’t have that gigantic H on your jersey unless you want to experience another Haalandassssssssswhipping!!!

[@gojosatoru8378]

That goalkeeper is just amazing

[@AlexanderBrown77]

1 Thessalonians 4 kJV ✝️🩸 14 For if we believe that Jesus died and rose again, even so them also which sleep in Jesus will God bring with him. 15 For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive and remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep. 16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: 17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord. 18 Wherefore comfort one another with these words. Colossians 1 kJV 🩸 14 In whom we have redemption through his blood, even the forgiveness of sins:

[@sample.text.]

Every once in a blue moon, a player appears and you can just tell that they're going to be legends. In recent history we've had Ronaldinho, Ibrahimovic, Ronaldo, Messi etc... Haaland is the future.

[@calib373589]

What about Mbappé?

[@LtCommanderTato]

@@calib373589 Overrated egocentric and a bad team player. We will see how he does once his legs start declining. We arent that far from that now.

[@daveo6277]

​@@LtCommanderTatoUnfortunately so. My issue with him is his success came too early. Aged 19 with a world cup trophy put his future in a bind left to me. If his thinking is that such success comes so easily, that would be a great disservice to him.

[@BigTvProductions]

the best part comes right at the very very end when the Final Score is posted on the screen..... and the goal scorers have to scroll down in real time as there's not enough room to fit them all on screen at the same time 🤣

[@brucejackson1377]

So good he made a team of young men cry

[@t.r4849]

Who's here right now after he scored 5 In the champions match vs rb lizpieg

[@mahdijahincreation6042]

After Messi Ronaldo, He gave me goosebumps and hope for a great future football

[@reemdaak3591]

How did you lose hope?there’s no logical reason the next era are already breaking pl and wc records.Mbappé needs four goals to break the wc reccord and Haaland needs 3 games to break the pl record😂😂😂😂

[@benedictezimoha1866]

Safe to say he didn't disappoint so far

[@LtCommanderTato]

@@reemdaak3591 Mbappe is playing in a low tier league, easy to statpad. Haaland is playing on the hardest one and still is doing amazing stuff.

[@bubicone]

From winning a major championship with Na'vi to scoring 9 goals in a game, well done S1mple...

[@moemoe8390]

They look nothing alike and aren’t even from the same country, what are you on about?

[@bubicone]

@@moemoe8390 they aren't from the same country?!?!?! wow you're extremely knowledgeable thanks captain obvious! I felt like they look alike thats it if you don't think so you can move on with your life...

[@adriano760]

@@moemoe8390 they do look alike

[@tomasbrcek8528]

@@bubicone Erling isn't fat like S1mple is...

[@bubicone]

@@tomasbrcek8528 oh really? is he also taller?

[@r.davidsen]

Haaland is actually eligible to play in the upcoming U-21 World Cup, even though he is 22 years of age. It would be really fun if he participated! : D

[@JJ-Malone]

Love how Haaland is offside half the game when he scores yet allows the goals lol

[@trevorma1995]

3 hattricks in 1 game 🔥🔥

[@jayjay-zb8zg]

COULD OF BEEN 5 OR 6 HAT TRICKS....

[@doml9896]

What a beast... the way he runs at you like a train... he actually made that defender cry

[@frasiercraft8848]

6:20 the scariest thing is that it is not a penalty even with VAR.

[@swapandey5781]

NO WAY ,,, HE IS THE FAVOURITEIEST PLAYER FOR ALL TIME MANNN !!!!!!

[@UrogbhoCop]

What a goal keeper 👏🏿

[@user-sv4gc5kx3h]

as if afraid of the ball

[@UrogbhoCop]

@@user-sv4gc5kx3h 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@oldcartoons3448]

Yo dump , if Norway 🇳🇴 is playing with France 🇫🇷 I can easily give a 🌹 to erling funeral ⚰️👍😇 rest in peace holand

[@user-bq8bj8nk7v]

ハーランドゴミ👆👆👆👆

[@pearce05]

@@UrogbhoCop to be fair, that keeper had no help from his defense, and Haaland's a monster. Even the best goalkeepers in the world wouldn't be able to stop most of those goals.

[@bubazzubaz3841]

the team that went up against holland if people only knew how good every football team is compare to normal people they would be in shock, even low bronze players from regular teams are insanely good at football, so basically for holland to score so much it just shows how good he is, not how bad the team he was up against.

[@ava.tar69420]

Correction Honduras

[@Chris-55]

This is the worst Honduras in decades tho so...

[@zKrazeM8]

@@Chris-55you missed his point😒

[@bror8228]

Holland...? His surname is Håland....

[@santosallan4333]

Deveria ser 11 gols se o juiz marcasse os dois pênaltis claríssimos que ele sofreu! Simplesmente um monstro! Melhor do mundo muito em breve!

[@greenasweed8100]

shoutout to Honduras, these guys were trying so hard, nobody can say they gave up

[@equalist6282]

You can feel and see the hate throughout the whole match against him and the team 😂

[@Model_Roe]

Yup because he's kicking their begujd

[@saravanapillaipillai1149]

All because of good assists from jersey number 11 .. 👍🔥❤️

[@ArjunMehrotra]

Who's here right after he scored five goals In the champions league match vs RB Leipzig?

[@isidorembianda7504]

And Guardiola won't allow him have his records,subs him everytime...that sucks

[@quanlinglingdingle6122]

Man this kid is good, hope he will be signed by big club

[@stefanvegsund9584]

I feel bad for Honduras. You could see how ashamed they were after the game, they really tried.. Nobody want's to loose by such a margin, and not even the best team's do this to the worst, ever! But Haaland is unstoppable!

[@snake_stw9579]

ya my country is pretty bad at football but it isnt something new

[@fennecfawzi5564]

I don't feel sorry for them. They were resorting to dirty play to try and stop Haaland. But alas, their salt couldn't evaporate his skill

[@solarj1388]

they were playing like a sore losers man. so dirty yet no skill

[@rustyscrew5776]

I mean, that's the game. I did, however, feel bad when it happened to Brazil when they lost to Germany 7-1. They hosted the darned thing and got violated. Plus they are a football nation.

[@jonwicked7031]

Yea my country is trash but yah ya what you get when you are a third world country

[@sreenandu8974]

Meanwhile Zlatan: Next 20 Years will be More Competitive for me

[@mrbadway1575]

The end of all flesh is near!.....Sports is a distraction!.....Don't be distracted nor deceived!.....Neither religion, Vaccine, wealth, rosaries, nor any tradition can save you; only LOVE/GOD (THE COMMANDMENTS). If you have ears, please; HEAR, OBEY & LIVE. REPENT STUDY KJV BIBLE FOLLOW THE COMMANDMENTS AND LIVE NO VACCINE

[@sreenandu8974]

@@mrbadway1575 ok.. Bye

[@kiranmunankar]

🤣 🤣

[@lonelycookie982]

He really went all out for a triple hattrick😂

[@Eyes-_-YT]

that intro with headphones is insane

[@qayyumchariff4357]

I love this guy, he got skills and no drama, no diving, does not give two shits about being tackled

[@tinderella2386]

The guy dived like 5 times in this video. It’s a horrible insidious culture in this crappy sport. Players Always act like pussies and take dives and get blown and pushed over like they’re a freakin butterfly

[@victorbf124]

@@tinderella2386 Pele and Maradona were the best because they wouldnt fall!!

[@united6997]

@@victorbf124 Maradonna was a cheat though

[@seanmatthewking]

@@tinderella2386 I didn't see any clear dives, but I agree about the sport generally. The weird thing is I played all throughout high school and it really doesn't happen much. But the pros are out of control.

[@DreamerHCF]

@@seanmatthewking it should be like hockey where “diving intentionally” is illegal and they have to pay money after game and it’s embarrassing in the media for them