The Day EVERYTHING Went Wrong (Warning: Its Basically A 14 Minute Rant & Fifa Rage)

I had an awful day where everything went wrong.

[@dylanhayes10]

7:46 the reason why that was offside was cos the keeper was off his line despite the fact the defender was behind mane. The defender was like the goalkeeper. Cos u can always have one player as far back as you want that won’t hold the offside line and that’s normally the keeper but it was the the defender in that case.

[@epicmanthatisntadog5661]

Lol Callum’s dumb

[@HPsawus]

@@epicmanthatisntadog5661 FUCK UP PUSSIO

[@Doctor_Sex_0]

@@epicmanthatisntadog5661 CALLUMS NOT DUMB

[@dragonsclaw8433]

@@epicmanthatisntadog5661 Shut Up Chicken Dipper

[@NdzNdzNdz]

Dylan Hayes Hey, I’m a 16 year old rapper, making songs unlike the rest of these clowns talking about meaningless shit. Come to the dark and see the meaningful shit I bang out ⚡️⚡️

[@dusk126]

“I’m considerate and quiet right” - Callum, in the hallways of a hotel (Shouting at the top of his lungs)

[@atonomical8489]

Shouting at the top of one's lungs is whispering for an alpha male. 💪

[@dusk126]

ATONOMICAL you have a point.

[@Walkthroughpanda]

He was a gavs, get it right 😂

[@jameslawrence169]

I think you should do a challenge where you sleep in the wilderness for 48 hours

[@westvirginia]

Only eating MREs

[@jakepennington2648]

Cobraaa Not MRE he has to kill and cook his meals

[@farawaydose7288]

@@jakepennington2648 he's not doing it

[@williammcintosh5204]

Cobraaa Torvesta would probably PK him

[@M0LHA]

I'll call Clarkson and May

[@yourfuturebright]

Keep your head up Cal mate, everyone has a bad day. Atleast you’re still that 6’5 alpha male all the ladies are looking for 👊🏻

[@aidan8799]

Alpha male who lives with his mom...

[@Paintballman251]

@@aidan8799 oi! He had to move in to take care of her like a proper alpha male does!

[@aidan8799]

@@Paintballman251 oh damn that's some real alpha material there my bad

[@hobnobsandwich8315]

oh yeah yeah yes that’s right bow down to the king of the north

[@aidan8799]

@@hobnobsandwich8315 oh yeah yeah

[@thomastownend6308]

Bang on about breakaways Cal. My equally evil mother used to put them in my school packed lunches too. It was always mortifying when I had to whip them out in front of the lads, when most of them were enjoying choccie delicacies like kit kats and penguins in their lunches. Still not over it! The emotional scars are still very sore. Sending you love and prayers in these difficult times xxx

[@JMarsh-lw6te]

A 14 minute rant Christmas came early for the corner

[@joep5143]

I’m considerate and quiet As he’s in the hall way shouting

[@wradford1990]

Typical overgrown narcissistic blowhard behaviour.

[@olliedylan1381]

Callum “smashed Gavins back doors in” and had a “three way” with Big Nige. But he’s an alpha male

[@thomasturner6980]

U know when Callum tweets the video is even poor for his channel then u know it's gonna be a good video

[@mabufang2217]

ThomasTurnipples69 aight brov , discord fwends , hoi4?

[@angejo5591]

Why the fuck are you here

[@kalvinmcbride1048]

@@angejo5591 he nonces callum every video i watch regardless of when it was uploaded he is there

[@ct83oldaccount43]

ThomasTurner69 I don’t get it how could it be a good video if it’s a poor video

[@cameronlockerbie1645]

Hi callums can you do just eating pound shop food for a dday

[@atonomical8489]

Pound shop can't top the 99p store.

[@liameaton1195]

Cameron Lockerbie that's not how to spell day

[@geoffrey9825]

‘Pooping is a really pleasurable experience.’lmao😂

[@rhaegartargaryen3162]

A Kpop disstrack coming soon... I've never been in such intense anticipation

[@Syncii7]

he used “smash his back doors in” and “ we’re having a three way” in the same sentence in a none sexual way...

[@fullfistproductions1118]

5:39 Other hobbies include smashing Gazs back doors in

[@angejo5591]

Gav

[@super_chimp_sphereegg4685]

can we hit 69 likes for gaz's back door

[@Dockhead]

@@super_chimp_sphereegg4685 no... because no one is still in school enjoying that shit childish crack.

[@caydenlaffey2019]

boyo Fuck off we love 69♥️

[@ct83oldaccount43]

Full Fist Productions he says it like very video 😂😂😂

[@dapp3rman378]

Finally an alpha is taking a stand against our common enemies: K-pop, ram ranch, and breakaway bars. Keep it coming Callum!

[@crazycrazykhajiit8167]

Yes hurrah

[@Dockhead]

@@crazycrazykhajiit8167 not american mate keep the chants for them.

[@unlimitedricepudd3037]

This is the type of man I wish to be like.

[@Dashing_]

What, read a shampoo bottle and have 3 percent battery charge in a morning?

[@chariclo2998]

Really you want to be a spazmoid?

[@geoffrey9825]

Be careful wat u wish for m8

[@BarriosGroupie]

Someone still living with their mum and relying on a children to make them feel popular?

[@RandomGaminginHD]

3:57 is it wrong that I actually really like rustlers burgers haha

[@walterwhite4329]

i like them as well but they give me bad wind lol

[@TomCushnie]

That goal was offside cus you have to have two players behind the ball (goalkeeper is infront of the ball)

[@FormulaOneFan98]

Your rants literally make my day no matter how shit I'm feeling.

[@alecc_a7585]

The 'Ayup, and welcome to callums corner' at the start is music to my ears. It's beautiful. Don't listen to Gav and all the other haters, you're always gonna be the one and only Ayup God

[@specimennumber]

Your pain is our viewing gain cheers mate

[@AdamsLTFC420]

True his rants are hilarious

[@wradford1990]

His pain is my joy. He's such a braggard,going on about how great he is.But when he gets cut down to size,it's supremely satisfying.

[@doctorwhoproductions834]

“Smash his back doors in” you are gonna regret saying that

[@doctorwhoproductions834]

Evan Rixon yeah it will defo end up in a YTP

[@biggestkidzbopfan1744]

He's said that many times before.

[@optimalprime3895]

I think he was clear enough to get it well and truly wedged into the video as much as possible. He loves it.

[@hugoalynstephens9166]

@@doctorwhoproductions834 He's said it in several videos on occasion so I'm surprised no one has used it as YTP material.

[@gingercheesecake7357]

Give that day a spinning elbow Callum

[@sheldonswift4729]

Clicked video as soon as i got notifaction,my fav youtuber :) most relatble person on youtube!

[@chrisnield7149]

I didn't know there were any luxury hotels in Bristol thought it was just slums

[@alexwright5477]

How come Callum has such an unlucky life when he is a massive legend who’s just trying to live life

[@jdeazley44]

That warning in the title is more of an invitation to watch it

[@jimdeadlock]

Whatever happens, be kind to your mum because she won't be around forever.

[@crazycrazykhajiit8167]

She ate his m&ms thats a crime he should not talk to her ever again

[@footballzb-zacbookbinder5908]

5:20 he says whilst shouting in the corridor😂😂😂

[@joehughes8234]

Callum, we bloody love you, keep it up you alpha male

[@jibbz8082]

Rewatching this video this is the epicenter for so many YTPs

[@AniW2x4]

What's kind of funny about the peanut m&m's thing is that Cal literally could've just taken a trip to Asda (they were open 24 hrs at the time) and gotten another pack to console himself after the devastating Fifa loss and the embarrassment of losing the luxury apartment

[@jordslifes]

Hes bang on the mark about them Rustlers

[@jonathanjoestsar337]

"With bisexuality everything's up for grabs." Well that's not ok.

[@adfl7790]

Well, there are only two genders after all

[@matthewstephen4014]

@@adfl7790 true

[@footylad6468]

I love your videos callum keep up the great work!

[@funkydinosaur5651]

Thanks for helping FT fight the war against kpop cal. Much appreciated that we have an alpha male on our side

[@jamielennon443]

Callum there’s probably some dirt in your charging port, try using a straightened out paper clip to lightly scrape the bottom of your port and the dust should hopefully come out.

[@elliotegs]

IM not loud as he shouts down a corridor. LY cal gl

[@theculturedkiwi]

the last 5 seconds cracked me up cal. excellent content.

[@jakepennington2648]

cal starting uni next week, gonna need some cheap food suggestions help me

[@idwiw-8767]

Tesco meal deals

[@jakepennington2648]

do that every meal £9 per day, £63 per week

[@idwiw-8767]

Jake • that’s not that bad

[@jakepennington2648]

yes but on my uni budget i can have super noodles 3 times a day for 90p

[@jakepennington2648]

less then £7 week

[@hajjvlogs4616]

“WELCOME TO A VLOG” LETS GOOO

[@jamesgames1738]

Callum its OK U ARE A BLOODY LEGEND everyone loves ur videos I have been watching since 20 000 subs and I love ur content ur the best u are the biggest alpha male on yt u will go for big thingd

[@frannyhumble8561]

First vid I've watched in a while... Wow its good to be back

[@fathairlesscat2673]

Favourite KZbinr is back with another banger

[@chrisadzz]

Do another meme review TosPot has uploaded

[@lewisfullwood2178]

Don’t you dare take this piss out of my beloved stoke city

[@ellarnihall6103]

Ayyyy fellow stokie 👍👍👍

[@bigladnathanclips]

Stoke City smells of onions

[@ethanwilde]

Big Cal comparing K-Pop to a Rustlers burgers. So accurate.

[@Mohglester301]

Yesss this is the legendary videos!

[@Mohglester301]

Mr Mr E haha haha yes mate 🔥🔥🔥

[@ScholarOfBabylon]

5:50 Simply the most homoerotic FIFA description of all time haha

[@lefleuriley]

Callum stay strong mate !

[@Wik-yf1vv]

As soon as I read the title I knew it was going to be good.

[@jacobowen8978]

Who’s watching in September 2119? Me either.

[@sheldonswift4729]

Ill like your videos everytime just to support my main man callum! And dont let life keep you down, every negative is always followed by a posative eventually, after all things can only get so bad before they cant get any worse. We need to get this man a sponsership deal with peanut m and m's imagine the advert of him crushing them in his fingers!

[@redgaming2156]

About time i’ve been waiting

[@jackf1737]

Callum your videos make my day everyday !

[@charliecronk]

I love the vids Calum and love how u can block out all the hate keep it going ( I’m the guy u saw outside kfc)

[@olliewright261]

Meme review, a long one, no editing

[@KryTiCalKnife]

Anyone else here kinda weirded out by the fact he brings his coffee into the shitter with him?

[@dizzyninja4587]

Been watching you for a couple of weeks now man and have been having a blast thanks for the laughs also I'm from Bristol too :)

[@joshtaylor1805]

Have fun in the hotel

[@Tobinator127]

My phone was doing the same thing Callum but I found a solution! Use a wooden toothpick to carefully clean all the lint and fluff out of the charging port. Trust me mate.

[@bruhmoment5948]

Playing FIFA 18 what a legend.

[@jackcook5742]

Callum ,please learn to ride a unicycle, I am when I get one at cristmas and I would love to see you learn, and it might be fun!!!

[@Jimenez.Coaching]

there might be bits of flint in your phone charger from when it's in your pocket if u get a needle an fish out all the flint it will be ok

[@olliewalton361]

At least you had that three-way with Big Nige and got to smash Gav’s back doors in

[@reformedswife7600]

Like a serious question why were you playing Fifa 18 but love the content ❤️❤️

[@nonaaame550]

your videos is like hearing that friend that talks alot about his day. I like those friends

[@xx_gillo_xx9254]

So many YTP things here, your gonna regret saying some things..... EAT IT EAT IT!!😂

[@funnymank3897]

Congrats on trending!

[@ZDProds-c8p]

Calls himself an alpha male...lives with his mam.

[@chloeleibo3276]

these are my favourite kind of videos

[@yorkie7605]

"I really do need to smash his backdoors in"

[@jakepennington2648]

diss track (Callum Kills Kpop)

[@parkercar6830]

Looks like callum needs a breakaway in a luxury apartment... Oh wait...

[@leighnash1513]

Stay strong Callum , life gets better ❤️

[@ConnorHolmes]

Thanks for uploading!!

[@McBolo1]

Classic video Callum 😂😂👍

[@sanemanstudio9235]

2:30 love him or hate him he's spitting facts

[@MS-lu5qw]

Why doesn’t Callum move out of his house and find a new house cause he hates living with his mum

[@Susaveir]

My favorite video keep this content up

[@louiethegeez1273]

6:02 6:38 this is how an alpha male does his team. hear someone laughing at him lol😂😂

[@Doctor_Sex_0]

Amazing quality on this vid keep it up can't wait to see you next

[@lukekin5826]

Can we have an interview with your crazy neighbour, we’ll sort her out Callum

[@alfiegooding5346]

*sees title* YES CALLUM SHOWER US WITH YOUR RAGE!

[@jibbz8082]

Did callum just say he poos while drinking coffee

[@jmasters7515]

I guess the warning is to stop us from nutting at what comes after in the title

[@iwrn33]

even so it was the worst day ever but he still say ayup

[@jamaalali366]

Ayup

[@iwrn33]

@@jamaalali366 ayup

[@yourmumstinks5822]

Your head looks like a sodding tic tac. Also you should do a challenge of spending 48 hours in a tic tac box

[@westvirginia]

An alpha like you can take anything Callum!

[@tristankirkham2333]

You can only be offside in 3 situations, 1 is behind the defender, 2 is behind the keeper because while the keeper is off his line, all his defenders are irrelevant to the offside rule and the attackers are obviously offside and 3 is if there's a pass from an attacking player and his team mate is in an offside position, the only way he's onside is if it comes off the defender with NO intent of his going for the ball.

[@ashe9696]

24 hours as a K- pop fan Callum

[@shrek3585]

Callum is a legend

[@joemama9257]

Sounds like Callum needs to clean his phone charger hole

[@M1.942]

" am at gavs and I really do need to smash his back doors in " oh dear callum 😂😂

[@matthewgallacher2530]

Cal sounds like u need to clean out the charging port, you will not believe how much fluff builds up, id recommend a needle or paper clip to clean it out, thank me later x

[@georgegainford8980]

Over the last few days I watched all of Callum’s videos, he is the best and my favourite youtuber

[@jamesmann3425]

THE TIC TAKS BACK

[@skinzundeniable]

Not happy Callum was expecting “AYUP AND WELCOME TO CALLUMS CORNER RIGHT”

[@benwx4755]

Loving the disstrack trend

[@cerealkille17382]

A 14 minute rant from Callum? This is what I've been waiting for my entire life