7:46 the reason why that was offside was cos the keeper was off his line despite the fact the defender was behind mane. The defender was like the goalkeeper. Cos u can always have one player as far back as you want that won’t hold the offside line and that’s normally the keeper but it was the the defender in that case.
@epicmanthatisntadog56615 жыл бұрын
Lol Callum’s dumb
@HPsawus5 жыл бұрын
@@epicmanthatisntadog5661 FUCK UP PUSSIO
@Doctor_Sex_05 жыл бұрын
@@epicmanthatisntadog5661 CALLUMS NOT DUMB
@dragonsclaw84335 жыл бұрын
@@epicmanthatisntadog5661 Shut Up Chicken Dipper
@NdzNdzNdz5 жыл бұрын
Dylan Hayes Hey, I’m a 16 year old rapper, making songs unlike the rest of these clowns talking about meaningless shit. Come to the dark and see the meaningful shit I bang out ⚡️⚡️
@dusk1265 жыл бұрын
“I’m considerate and quiet right” - Callum, in the hallways of a hotel (Shouting at the top of his lungs)
@atonomical84895 жыл бұрын
Shouting at the top of one's lungs is whispering for an alpha male. 💪
@dusk1265 жыл бұрын
ATONOMICAL you have a point.
@Walkthroughpanda5 жыл бұрын
He was a gavs, get it right 😂
@jameslawrence1695 жыл бұрын
I think you should do a challenge where you sleep in the wilderness for 48 hours
@westvirginia5 жыл бұрын
Only eating MREs
@jakepennington26485 жыл бұрын
Cobraaa Not MRE he has to kill and cook his meals
@farawaydose72885 жыл бұрын
@@jakepennington2648 he's not doing it
@williammcintosh52045 жыл бұрын
Cobraaa Torvesta would probably PK him
@M0LHA5 жыл бұрын
I'll call Clarkson and May
@yourfuturebright5 жыл бұрын
Keep your head up Cal mate, everyone has a bad day. Atleast you’re still that 6’5 alpha male all the ladies are looking for 👊🏻
@aidan87995 жыл бұрын
Alpha male who lives with his mom...
@Paintballman2515 жыл бұрын
@@aidan8799 oi! He had to move in to take care of her like a proper alpha male does!
@aidan87995 жыл бұрын
@@Paintballman251 oh damn that's some real alpha material there my bad
@hobnobsandwich83155 жыл бұрын
oh yeah yeah yes that’s right bow down to the king of the north
@aidan87995 жыл бұрын
@@hobnobsandwich8315 oh yeah yeah
@thomastownend63085 жыл бұрын
Bang on about breakaways Cal. My equally evil mother used to put them in my school packed lunches too. It was always mortifying when I had to whip them out in front of the lads, when most of them were enjoying choccie delicacies like kit kats and penguins in their lunches. Still not over it! The emotional scars are still very sore. Sending you love and prayers in these difficult times xxx
@JMarsh-lw6te5 жыл бұрын
A 14 minute rant Christmas came early for the corner
@joep51435 жыл бұрын
I’m considerate and quiet As he’s in the hall way shouting
@@angejo5591 he nonces callum every video i watch regardless of when it was uploaded he is there
@ct83oldaccount434 жыл бұрын
ThomasTurner69 I don’t get it how could it be a good video if it’s a poor video
@cameronlockerbie16455 жыл бұрын
Hi callums can you do just eating pound shop food for a dday
@atonomical84895 жыл бұрын
Pound shop can't top the 99p store.
@liameaton11955 жыл бұрын
Cameron Lockerbie that's not how to spell day
@geoffrey98255 жыл бұрын
‘Pooping is a really pleasurable experience.’lmao😂
@rhaegartargaryen31625 жыл бұрын
A Kpop disstrack coming soon... I've never been in such intense anticipation
@Syncii74 жыл бұрын
he used “smash his back doors in” and “ we’re having a three way” in the same sentence in a none sexual way...
@fullfistproductions11185 жыл бұрын
5:39 Other hobbies include smashing Gazs back doors in
@angejo55915 жыл бұрын
Gav
@super_chimp_sphereegg46855 жыл бұрын
can we hit 69 likes for gaz's back door
@Dockhead5 жыл бұрын
@@super_chimp_sphereegg4685 no... because no one is still in school enjoying that shit childish crack.
@caydenlaffey20195 жыл бұрын
boyo Fuck off we love 69♥️
@ct83oldaccount434 жыл бұрын
Full Fist Productions he says it like very video 😂😂😂
@dapp3rman3785 жыл бұрын
Finally an alpha is taking a stand against our common enemies: K-pop, ram ranch, and breakaway bars. Keep it coming Callum!
@crazycrazykhajiit81675 жыл бұрын
Yes hurrah
@Dockhead5 жыл бұрын
@@crazycrazykhajiit8167 not american mate keep the chants for them.
@unlimitedricepudd30375 жыл бұрын
This is the type of man I wish to be like.
@Dashing_5 жыл бұрын
What, read a shampoo bottle and have 3 percent battery charge in a morning?
@chariclo29985 жыл бұрын
Really you want to be a spazmoid?
@geoffrey98255 жыл бұрын
Be careful wat u wish for m8
@BarriosGroupie5 жыл бұрын
Someone still living with their mum and relying on a children to make them feel popular?
@RandomGaminginHD5 жыл бұрын
3:57 is it wrong that I actually really like rustlers burgers haha
@walterwhite43293 жыл бұрын
i like them as well but they give me bad wind lol
@TomCushnie5 жыл бұрын
That goal was offside cus you have to have two players behind the ball (goalkeeper is infront of the ball)
@FormulaOneFan985 жыл бұрын
Your rants literally make my day no matter how shit I'm feeling.
@alecc_a75855 жыл бұрын
The 'Ayup, and welcome to callums corner' at the start is music to my ears. It's beautiful. Don't listen to Gav and all the other haters, you're always gonna be the one and only Ayup God
@specimennumber5 жыл бұрын
Your pain is our viewing gain cheers mate
@AdamsLTFC4205 жыл бұрын
True his rants are hilarious
@wradford19905 жыл бұрын
His pain is my joy. He's such a braggard,going on about how great he is.But when he gets cut down to size,it's supremely satisfying.
@doctorwhoproductions8345 жыл бұрын
“Smash his back doors in” you are gonna regret saying that
@doctorwhoproductions8345 жыл бұрын
Evan Rixon yeah it will defo end up in a YTP
@biggestkidzbopfan17445 жыл бұрын
He's said that many times before.
@optimalprime38955 жыл бұрын
I think he was clear enough to get it well and truly wedged into the video as much as possible. He loves it.
@hugoalynstephens91664 жыл бұрын
@@doctorwhoproductions834 He's said it in several videos on occasion so I'm surprised no one has used it as YTP material.
@gingercheesecake73575 жыл бұрын
Give that day a spinning elbow Callum
@sheldonswift47295 жыл бұрын
Clicked video as soon as i got notifaction,my fav youtuber :) most relatble person on youtube!
@chrisnield71495 жыл бұрын
I didn't know there were any luxury hotels in Bristol thought it was just slums
@alexwright54775 жыл бұрын
How come Callum has such an unlucky life when he is a massive legend who’s just trying to live life
@jdeazley445 жыл бұрын
That warning in the title is more of an invitation to watch it
@jimdeadlock5 жыл бұрын
Whatever happens, be kind to your mum because she won't be around forever.
@crazycrazykhajiit81675 жыл бұрын
She ate his m&ms thats a crime he should not talk to her ever again
@footballzb-zacbookbinder59085 жыл бұрын
5:20 he says whilst shouting in the corridor😂😂😂
@joehughes82345 жыл бұрын
Callum, we bloody love you, keep it up you alpha male
@jibbz80822 жыл бұрын
Rewatching this video this is the epicenter for so many YTPs
@AniW2x42 жыл бұрын
What's kind of funny about the peanut m&m's thing is that Cal literally could've just taken a trip to Asda (they were open 24 hrs at the time) and gotten another pack to console himself after the devastating Fifa loss and the embarrassment of losing the luxury apartment
@jordslifes3 жыл бұрын
Hes bang on the mark about them Rustlers
@jonathanjoestsar3375 жыл бұрын
"With bisexuality everything's up for grabs." Well that's not ok.
@adfl77905 жыл бұрын
Well, there are only two genders after all
@matthewstephen40145 жыл бұрын
@@adfl7790 true
@footylad64685 жыл бұрын
I love your videos callum keep up the great work!
@funkydinosaur56515 жыл бұрын
Thanks for helping FT fight the war against kpop cal. Much appreciated that we have an alpha male on our side
@jamielennon4435 жыл бұрын
Callum there’s probably some dirt in your charging port, try using a straightened out paper clip to lightly scrape the bottom of your port and the dust should hopefully come out.
@elliotegs5 жыл бұрын
IM not loud as he shouts down a corridor. LY cal gl
@theculturedkiwi3 жыл бұрын
the last 5 seconds cracked me up cal. excellent content.
@jakepennington26485 жыл бұрын
cal starting uni next week, gonna need some cheap food suggestions help me
@idwiw-87675 жыл бұрын
Tesco meal deals
@jakepennington26485 жыл бұрын
do that every meal £9 per day, £63 per week
@idwiw-87675 жыл бұрын
Jake • that’s not that bad
@jakepennington26485 жыл бұрын
yes but on my uni budget i can have super noodles 3 times a day for 90p
@jakepennington26485 жыл бұрын
less then £7 week
@hajjvlogs46165 жыл бұрын
“WELCOME TO A VLOG” LETS GOOO
@jamesgames17385 жыл бұрын
Callum its OK U ARE A BLOODY LEGEND everyone loves ur videos I have been watching since 20 000 subs and I love ur content ur the best u are the biggest alpha male on yt u will go for big thingd
@frannyhumble85615 жыл бұрын
First vid I've watched in a while... Wow its good to be back
@fathairlesscat26735 жыл бұрын
Favourite KZbinr is back with another banger
@chrisadzz5 жыл бұрын
Do another meme review TosPot has uploaded
@lewisfullwood21785 жыл бұрын
Don’t you dare take this piss out of my beloved stoke city
@ellarnihall61034 жыл бұрын
Ayyyy fellow stokie 👍👍👍
@bigladnathanclips3 жыл бұрын
Stoke City smells of onions
@ethanwilde5 жыл бұрын
Big Cal comparing K-Pop to a Rustlers burgers. So accurate.
@Mohglester3015 жыл бұрын
Yesss this is the legendary videos!
@Mohglester3015 жыл бұрын
Mr Mr E haha haha yes mate 🔥🔥🔥
@ScholarOfBabylon2 жыл бұрын
5:50 Simply the most homoerotic FIFA description of all time haha
@lefleuriley5 жыл бұрын
Callum stay strong mate !
@Wik-yf1vv5 жыл бұрын
As soon as I read the title I knew it was going to be good.
@jacobowen89785 жыл бұрын
Who’s watching in September 2119? Me either.
@sheldonswift47295 жыл бұрын
Ill like your videos everytime just to support my main man callum! And dont let life keep you down, every negative is always followed by a posative eventually, after all things can only get so bad before they cant get any worse. We need to get this man a sponsership deal with peanut m and m's imagine the advert of him crushing them in his fingers!
@redgaming21565 жыл бұрын
About time i’ve been waiting
@jackf17375 жыл бұрын
Callum your videos make my day everyday !
@charliecronk5 жыл бұрын
I love the vids Calum and love how u can block out all the hate keep it going ( I’m the guy u saw outside kfc)
@olliewright2615 жыл бұрын
Meme review, a long one, no editing
@KryTiCalKnife4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else here kinda weirded out by the fact he brings his coffee into the shitter with him?
@dizzyninja45875 жыл бұрын
Been watching you for a couple of weeks now man and have been having a blast thanks for the laughs also I'm from Bristol too :)
@joshtaylor18055 жыл бұрын
Have fun in the hotel
@Tobinator1275 жыл бұрын
My phone was doing the same thing Callum but I found a solution! Use a wooden toothpick to carefully clean all the lint and fluff out of the charging port. Trust me mate.
@bruhmoment59485 жыл бұрын
Playing FIFA 18 what a legend.
@jackcook57425 жыл бұрын
Callum ,please learn to ride a unicycle, I am when I get one at cristmas and I would love to see you learn, and it might be fun!!!
@Jimenez.Coaching5 жыл бұрын
there might be bits of flint in your phone charger from when it's in your pocket if u get a needle an fish out all the flint it will be ok
@olliewalton3615 жыл бұрын
At least you had that three-way with Big Nige and got to smash Gav’s back doors in
@reformedswife76005 жыл бұрын
Like a serious question why were you playing Fifa 18 but love the content ❤️❤️
@nonaaame5505 жыл бұрын
your videos is like hearing that friend that talks alot about his day. I like those friends
@xx_gillo_xx92545 жыл бұрын
So many YTP things here, your gonna regret saying some things..... EAT IT EAT IT!!😂
@funnymank38975 жыл бұрын
Congrats on trending!
@ZDProds-c8p5 жыл бұрын
Calls himself an alpha male...lives with his mam.
@chloeleibo32765 жыл бұрын
these are my favourite kind of videos
@yorkie76055 жыл бұрын
"I really do need to smash his backdoors in"
@jakepennington26485 жыл бұрын
diss track (Callum Kills Kpop)
@parkercar68305 жыл бұрын
Looks like callum needs a breakaway in a luxury apartment... Oh wait...
@leighnash15135 жыл бұрын
Stay strong Callum , life gets better ❤️
@ConnorHolmes5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for uploading!!
@McBolo15 жыл бұрын
Classic video Callum 😂😂👍
@sanemanstudio92355 жыл бұрын
2:30 love him or hate him he's spitting facts
@MS-lu5qw5 жыл бұрын
Why doesn’t Callum move out of his house and find a new house cause he hates living with his mum
@Susaveir5 жыл бұрын
My favorite video keep this content up
@louiethegeez12733 жыл бұрын
6:02 6:38 this is how an alpha male does his team. hear someone laughing at him lol😂😂
@Doctor_Sex_05 жыл бұрын
Amazing quality on this vid keep it up can't wait to see you next
@lukekin58265 жыл бұрын
Can we have an interview with your crazy neighbour, we’ll sort her out Callum
@alfiegooding53465 жыл бұрын
*sees title* YES CALLUM SHOWER US WITH YOUR RAGE!
@jibbz80825 жыл бұрын
Did callum just say he poos while drinking coffee
@jmasters75155 жыл бұрын
I guess the warning is to stop us from nutting at what comes after in the title
@iwrn335 жыл бұрын
even so it was the worst day ever but he still say ayup
@jamaalali3665 жыл бұрын
Ayup
@iwrn335 жыл бұрын
@@jamaalali366 ayup
@yourmumstinks58225 жыл бұрын
Your head looks like a sodding tic tac. Also you should do a challenge of spending 48 hours in a tic tac box
@westvirginia5 жыл бұрын
An alpha like you can take anything Callum!
@tristankirkham23335 жыл бұрын
You can only be offside in 3 situations, 1 is behind the defender, 2 is behind the keeper because while the keeper is off his line, all his defenders are irrelevant to the offside rule and the attackers are obviously offside and 3 is if there's a pass from an attacking player and his team mate is in an offside position, the only way he's onside is if it comes off the defender with NO intent of his going for the ball.
@ashe96965 жыл бұрын
24 hours as a K- pop fan Callum
@shrek35855 жыл бұрын
Callum is a legend
@joemama92575 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Callum needs to clean his phone charger hole
@M1.9425 жыл бұрын
" am at gavs and I really do need to smash his back doors in " oh dear callum 😂😂
@matthewgallacher25305 жыл бұрын
Cal sounds like u need to clean out the charging port, you will not believe how much fluff builds up, id recommend a needle or paper clip to clean it out, thank me later x
@georgegainford89805 жыл бұрын
Over the last few days I watched all of Callum’s videos, he is the best and my favourite youtuber
@jamesmann34255 жыл бұрын
THE TIC TAKS BACK
@skinzundeniable5 жыл бұрын
Not happy Callum was expecting “AYUP AND WELCOME TO CALLUMS CORNER RIGHT”
@benwx47555 жыл бұрын
Loving the disstrack trend
@cerealkille173825 жыл бұрын
A 14 minute rant from Callum? This is what I've been waiting for my entire life