THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ENGLAND AND NEW ZEALAND

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[@BuddyL]

Great accent - I totally thought you were The Queen!👑🇬🇧

[@RextaV3]

BuddyL 1.3k likes 2 replies xD

[@angelzxxiix9873]

1.4K likes 3 replies xD

[@alberteinstein9571]

1.9k likes 5 replies xD

[@damesaphira9790]

He does an American accent spot on. I wish he would do a Texan accent....lol

[@Vibranium603]

2k and 7 replies

[@ashleighrose3627]

I love how this is about England and he still manages to diss Australia

[@aprilblenk]

Ashleigh Watsford Classic Kiwi tbh

[@stephenwilliams9218]

Ashleigh Watsford this loser does not represent true kiwis... this is boring and dumb as fuck. 🖐

[@ashleighrose3627]

Stephen Williams oh ok then

[@stephenwilliams9218]

Ashleigh Watsford no worries 👍

[@andrewdillon7837]

mmm,see its COMEDY,but hey your wife told you to post that,,or your sister,,,maybe your mum,,prolly not your grandmum,,just its too stupid to be a male opinion,,

[@montyrobins]

I'm from England and I can confirm.

[@rogerstarkey5390]

MontyTheRobins Surrey?😉

[@joemammuskus7896]

Same here m8

[@liamanderson6424]

the country or the city

[@theonewhoshallbenamedsomet8701]

@@liamanderson6424 the city

[@RocketLeagueIsGood]

Im in ingland as well

[@wanketta]

When they throw a Welly, they call it assault.

If it's more than 15 ºC it's a somersault.

[@rabbitking-maatt6759]

I was thinking the exact same thing when i was watching this

[@wanketta]

Ethan Te Tana Yes?

[@sweetb1255]

wanketta that's ozzy

[@wanketta]

sweet b What is ozzy, throwing a Welly, or my name?

[@NC-ij9rb]

“In New Zealand, we got Mordor” 😂😂😂😂 so true

[@chatterchops]

I have to applaud you for your London accent, very good, I’m from north London you’d fit right in me ole mucker 😂 How do you like your rosey lee? 🍵😂

[@joewebb9518]

Yolie I agree 😁 East London

[@chevychelios4672]

lmao

[@harrydebenham8533]

I support arsenal so well aware of North London accent blood fam

[@c0ronariu5]

White no sugar 😂

[@juliustetevano6113]

I'm kiwi, if you said that to me in a bar I would think you were asking me for a root? Lmao seriously. Not bein creepy or weird lol but it's sounds dirty whatever you just said

[@한아럼]

These are my favourite kind of videos that you make

[@quinkynoch11]

Congrats man 7 on trend just bloody AWSOME u are new Zealand ture kiwi loved the video cracked me up bro.

[@unowhotravelchannel]

Hi there, we’re from England and spent January 2020 in New Zealand...the biggest similarity is that we both drive on the left hand side of the road! Made our driving so much more enjoyable! Hilariously observed differences, great fun😎👍

[@lavish532]

Your sarcasm is absolutely next level. You should start stand up comedy, people will love it. Cheers mate and have a G'day :P

[@aut0phxbia]

I only found you through this school work that had your name as a youtuber. Atleast you are getting recognition in our school.

[@andycommonsincanada]

Awesome videos mate. See you in March when we will be visiting New Zealand from British Columbia Canada. Can’t wait to sample the meat pies.

[@sanitytv1217]

As an Englishman considering moving to NZ really enjoyed that. I watch a lot of youtube and you're way funnier than most; good effort. Like the weird Uncle bit! Aussies funny 2% of the time; love it :)

[@MyNamezSlimShady]

Haha Farout.. that scene from Shorty street is pure gold lol

[@midwesternhooftrimmer6735]

Hilarious! I Just found this channel yesterday and binge watched most of the videos😂😂😂

[@kayleighemerson3673]

LMAO! This is brilliant. Would love to see you do a video on the differences between NZ and Scotland next. :-)

[@partnermammoth2562]

"here in new zealand we don't" love that straight to the point

[@issystapleton7687]

As an English person I can say this is very accurate ! 👍

[@jacobmontaguemiscellaneous9335]

I’m from England yet I currently live in New Zealand and this video is delightful

[@polynesian_tingz906]

Coming through the the accents 1:03 okkaaaaay Jordan 👌🏼👌🏼

[@tn8584]

Funny about the wedding. Love it. Keep it up.

[@stephenwilliams9218]

T N no don't it's shit!

[@tribefpv]

Love you vids bro u allways keep me laughing , best way to start the day

[@lauracorinne6380]

I live in england and this was hilarious, your accent was actually not that bad

[@qianarenata]

"congratulations will and harry and Michelle" had me laughing out loud 😂😂😂😂😂

[@yingsters]

He said Will and...

[@yingsters]

I thought he said, Will and..

[@Darkangel-zf3qz]

Your accents are really awesome 👏🏾

[@kenziehasbeenhere910]

Dude I am from England and moved to New Zealand

[@Anawar29]

I love your videos man! U just won a subscriber and a fan :D

[@goundreykruse]

Please don't leave us NZ. You're the really cool distant relative who has a fabulous, dream house in the country we are always meaning to visit one day; but it's really, really far away so we don't, but we dream about going, like when we're trudging through the cold, grey city or watching yet more shitty housing estates being built on our once green fields, or well, generally living in 21st century England. Cheers.

[@itstuamelie]

Drawing-Gaia lol i dont even dream about going back 😂

[@icebergrose8955]

Come on down! I'll chill the wine for ya.

[@stephenwilliams9218]

Drawing-Gaia NZ is not as good as it used to be... it's a multicultural nightmare and getting worse by the day🖐

[@goundreykruse]

Sounds like it's getting better! Multicultural culture is where I find my happy.

[@stephenwilliams9218]

Drawing-Gaia you have been completely brainwashed by the agenda... totally in a mind control state!

[@anaumaki9260]

You were used in the MCDonalds ad. IM A NEW ZEALANDER

[@lukesmith5018]

I heard that, what we call Hippo and Rhino in England, you call Hiphopopotamus and Rhymnoceros. At least, that's what I gather from your 4th most popular comedy folk duo band.

[@londonbeatz]

no we call them the same as u

[@cloroxmodz1864]

“Really good public transport” just spend a day in the uk, I got a 30 min train the other day and it got cancelled, to go the same distance I had to get 2 trains and it took 2 hours

[@jestpassinthru9915]

Brilliant. ..love from England.

[@bluefaacebaby8948]

"I'm from this one" lmao

[@raiahtaki7187]

“Wellie wangling”

[@yehudagreenfield2272]

The difference between South Africa and New Zealand

[@MkE89]

im english and i dont drink tea nor do i shout/sing at sports it is however a welly

[@Asethet]

One big difference is that in England you can buy quality NZ meat for cheap, definitely can't do that in NZ.

[@krashd]

Won't be able to do it in England either after december.

[@nobodyhere1778]

My parents are British and my mum said the tea thing isn’t true...she told me to make tea to seconds later

[@Enzo-gw7zf]

The England bbq was so fuckin accurate

[@gra-emed3617]

One criticism....not enough time spent on the short shorts close up...

[@wanketta]

This is so hilarious. I’ve watched it 3-4 times and keep finding more jokes. How to Dad, you are a genius.

[@stephenwilliams9218]

wanketta are you for real? this is dumbed down crap by TV NZ... absolute dribble!!!

[@wanketta]

Stephen Williams You mean drivel, but it’s satire, never that. This man is a treasure.

[@stephenwilliams9218]

wanketta not in my part of NZ... he's not funny and not liked. We just get sick and tired of TV NZ pushing these brain dead losers as kiwis. Sorry if your not good with that.

[@davemckenna8591]

DON'T bite , the troll is not worth it

[@wanketta]

Dave McKenna Yes, beyond ridiculous

[@jettwarner8328]

I’m Aussie but I love Shortland street

[@solanabayne6442]

England has castles where here in NZ we have mean as Marais LMAO HAHAHAHA

[@saskiaschmelz4762]

New zealand is I guess you could say an intresting country, the place where you can find sheep in ya house, ling and zing and barefoot people at nearly any occasion or if your fancy slap on some jandels but most of all rember pavlova is our invetion thank you very much aussie and never forget to blow on your pie #newzealandiscooleos

[@bettinam8350]

I like your humor more than the English one. Which I like really too!!

[@c9cage14]

I was born in England and then moved to New Zealand when I was 5

[@KpopMom1980]

Lol the reason these are so great are because for those awkward moments lol

[@bookwormforever8318]

Who doesn't love to settle down for the night and watch some good shorty?

[@LC-le9ew]

When is Shortland Street coming to Netflix? I need more!

[@aidog3583]

lol it isn't that good

[@Justagirlwithasmile]

If you want actually good Kiwi TV then "Outrageous Fortune" is what you should watch. It's about a fictional Kiwi crime family trying to go straight and change their ways. It's a comedy drama. It's good.

[@mogshade66]

Nikita Yes x Or Westside x Pray Shortland St doesn't come to Netflix x Seriously PRAY 😕

[@LC-le9ew]

Mogshade 🤣

[@Justagirlwithasmile]

Mogshade Yeah, can't really watch Westside until you've seen Outrageous Fortune though.

[@SmurfyxCx123]

Do ireland next

[@alaskanivanuatu9244]

"...Our nearest holiday destination is Australia..." and Figi, and Samoa, and Tonga, and Tuvalu, and Niue, and Cook Islands, and Vanuatu, and New Caledonia, and ANYPLACE ELSE IN OCEANIA BESIDES AUSTRALIA!!!

[@marklin9226]

It’s so cold rn and ur wearing shorts and T-shirt’s...

[@gemineye9796]

This guy 😂😂😂 made my day!! Love it bro hahaha

[@gabrielbrewin-brown351]

This guy is amazing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻🤣🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@leehollington9889]

800 words is in NZ to

[@Isabel-zt7mw]

I’m from England and NZ, and I can confirm that they are both accurate

[@marksimpson5604]

Wellington is a boot in England and a capital in New Zealand

[@RVREVO]

Should go on BGT...

[@neonwizard5117]

The guy who wrote the lord of the rings, JRR Tolkien was a British writer

[@theironichipstersarehere]

Oh lord yes, the iconic shortland street

[@MkeeEllery]

1:49 never said anything of those in my life (P.s. I'm from nz)

[@yskezocha]

No joke. I once saw 2 fully grown men all carry one bag of tools EACH because the other hand, of course, had a nice cuppa. Being British I can say that seriously, cut back on the tea lads you get to finish that project in twice the speed.

[@kingwormald5290]

When we through a welly we call it very disrespectful and say “what would the queen say”

[@X-EvilAsh]

I wish I could sing as good as you

[@timeout2295]

2:41 hey bro what are you covering there,s nothin there

[@kazhi959]

Hey there How to Welly, can you make a video comparison of Canada and New Zealand yeah na'?

[@ethanbidois2877]

Why did this have to show today 😫

[@alimoe1970]

Lol good description of the weird uncle.

[@fishinglifeforme]

dont forget mate that Lord of the Rings was filmed in New Zealand, and its won plenty of everything lol

[@HappyCynic]

That was the joke.

[@lyndseyuwu5168]

what about the southland accent in New Zealand where they put a lot of emphasis on their rs

[@rnba4364]

The end part is great I love it 😂😂👏🏻

[@ToscaAcorda]

You are so awesome, bro!

[@stephenwilliams9218]

Tosca Acorda fuck really!!!

[@ChaosIdeals]

lmao i feel you on the NZ public transport

[@mushroomfae8044]

I’m from New Zealand and wow! This is soo accurate XD

[@CLUB8nz]

Voice of an angle bro bahahaha

[@MrSlash17]

Bro you are top notch hard case alright my mate. Bloody awesome my mate chur.

[@Platypus133]

The North Island and the South Island sorta have different accents then Auckland kiwis enunciate their vowels and er's slightly more.

[@HelenNetoken]

Welly wanging...i just spat out my brekky 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nicatqurbanov2207]

This is the worst and clueless KZbin channel I have ever seen. So I liked it👍high five?🤚

[@viol3tt]

“Please tell me that is not your penis!” *harry Looks at Chris* Best scene in Shortland street ever.

[@simonwetherill7461]

shortland street has won awards

[@isitbananas280]

Here in New Zealand we have six60 and stan Walker

[@MagentiumPRIME]

i was born in wellington. Now in auckland. This is great xD

[@Havensand]

From england thanks for lamb you sell us

[@placidsims3091]

It’s my eighth cup of tea!

[@jaylisted9714]

"Here in New Zealand we have Mordor" 😂 Far more intimidating than "spotted dick"

[@Hunter_Kyles]

england have got a frozen wall and new Zealand has Mordor! lol

[@chingwu8366]

Oh all of sudden I finally realized he was saying y'all good day, which sounds like gut dAi for a second language learner like me. Listening a lot from the same person does help to understand the accent :D

[@misha3318]

south island and north island have different dialects

[@blisteredrose737]

This was a crack up

[@margeryk6596]

Well done. Thanks for sharing. ATB

[@BLACK-ql8xw]

did u guys know that NZ look like an upside down gun

[@lonewanderer1239]

i watched that shortland st episode cause there was nothing on tv

[@janinedear-barlow]

We don't call it welly wanging!

[@amiisnotsure1403]

loved the GoT reference !!!

[@montyeyesclosed]

`What reference???

[@HerHollyness]

Very true and fair assessment of our country, my good man. (Although we do say bugger and balls up too!)

[@jessicawilson9656]

I've learned so much

[@m33zerella]

I’m from New Zealand, and I’m just gonna say this is very accurate.

[@stephenwilliams9218]

Wishbear 4444 this is not kiwi! This is dumbed down shit talk.

[@m33zerella]

Stephen Williams - No, not really actually. I think the guy is just being funny, I find him really funny.

[@stephenwilliams9218]

Wishbear 4444 😬sick man... you obviously don't know true comedy... this guy just takes other people's characters that's been done before and makes it his own!! With the help from the bull shit TV NZ network 😂

[@lukaswallis3399]

I'm a kiwi and I find this guy funny

[@daisyfitzgerald9171]

MostlyVanilla yea I live in Christchurch nz

[@Will-qv6es]

Probably the most accurate thing in this video is how much builders drink tea. They drink a lot of tea.

[@michaelspears8032]

I think English builders and NZ builders consume an equal amount of shit dairy pies and V energy and tea lmao

[@smallyellowgirl4276]

Will Jenks we drink lnp

[@zeddyfin]

I’m English and we do say bugger

[@darnstewart]

So much so we have builders tea that you tar a road with it.