The Dirty Truth Why Inbreeding Is So Dangerous

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[@AndreaFMS100]

Now, remember folks: those artists were tasked with painting the royals more attractive than they were... so imagine how spectacularly ugly they actually were irl.

[@coolchrisable]

shit turned medusa to stone

[@kristacalai9773]

i think about this every time i look at a royals portrait....if they looked that unsightly in the portrait, just what the actual fuck did they look like in reality?!

[@AndreaFMS100]

krista calai I knooowww 😂😂

[@likesrush]

None of them would have survived public education today.

[@skywatcher369]

Thats a really good point. They must've been monstrosities.

[@iennternet]

I hope no one found this by searching “is inbreeding dangerous?”

[@Ali-rb3ir]

Most likely not yet. Most people are subcribed or have gotten this in their recomendations (like me). But through the law of probability, there is a certain chance that somebody will search this up one day. Maybe it has already happened, maybe it will happen within the next week

[@ashstolley]

Haha

[@YujiBoi12]

@@Ali-rb3ir k

[@brandyyn]

Well I did but only because it was all over the comments of the video I was watching.

[@uc3113]

i need it for my biology presentation

[@f.frederickskitty2910]

I discovered after 39 years of marriage that my husband and I share Stephen Hopkins as a 12th great grandfather - 14 generations ago. I flipped out (that made our own son our 12th cousin once removed) until I read after 11 generations everyone is related to everyone else.

[@aaronseet2738]

I don't think it's that bad if the lineage were divergent enough.

[@TheChrisLeone]

Ew, this is disgusting! You should divorce immediately and throw your son into the ocean.

[@BIOSHOCKFOXX]

@@aaronseet2738 We are all inbred in a sense, it's just...like you said, how divergent enough it is, because you might be my 69th cousin (highly doubt you are, maybe 1000th cousin or something).

[@wendyannh]

I think that's plenty far enough back to be perfectly safe. I know people who have married their third cousins, and that is considered OK and safe health-wise. Still, that must have been quite a shock to discover. I hope you find it amusing now.

[@dthomas9230]

A Sir Thomas knight killed Richard thr 3rd which begat the Tudors, and protestantism making America protestant. Tudors are still in charge, and my last name is Thomas. The Thomas on SCOTUS might not be in my family tree, he is Catholic.

[@sasquatchandme3673]

There is an app in Iceland that locals use to check the pedigree of potential partners from the dating pool to prevent accidental inbreeding.

[@macaryl95]

"Accidental"

[@joannlarson6386]

Yes I live on a island and people know who and how they are related.

[@siddified]

I'm available on weekends.

[@profitusmaximus3974]

Well, studies have shown that for couples in Iceland who have a certain degree of inbreeding it is actually good for fertility. Outbreeding is also quite dangerous. There are studies about this as well but it is difficult to study this in today's scientific climate as it is a "controversial" topic. But if you study the animal kingdom, they have discovered that fish that get accidentally cross-bred between species are very quickly weeded out in nature.

[@painfulpokemon]

I really watched a mustached man talk about incest for 18 minutes just to be told I'm an inbred at the end. Absolutely astounding bait.

[@theredneckbuddha2763]

Thank you for saving me time!

[@schneeli8198]

I thought the same thing. Perfect longcon to call someone inbred and be justifed. Outstanding move. Im gonna send this to a friend of mine who has a prominent chin.

[@DAViDD767]

hawhawhaw

[@nuvomusique4171]

😂😂😂😂

[@butcherax]

You... are inbred. I hope you enjoyed the video, click the like button and buy my book...

[@Sevein23]

Humans: inbreeding is dangerous. Also Humans: Let's do it to dogs.

[@user-dz2hj6jo5h]

Sevein23😂😭. R i p for all the pugs and bulldogs.

[@Sevein23]

@@user-dz2hj6jo5h Pugs are just mutants with a lot of breathing problems. I feel sorry for them.

[@viktorashistan7207]

That's.... that's not what they do right? They're just making dogs from the same SPECIES, i mean BREED fuck

[@anoon-]

@@viktorashistan7207 brother, sister

[@dominiccianciola3185]

Took me a solid 15 seconds to realize you arent suggesting something horrible.

[@pollypurree1834]

I had an inbred cat. A small, 5 pound brown tabby. She had double paws on the front legs. I loved that cat dearly. She was crazy, funny and very highly intelligent. 😢

[@smithjarrod3935]

i had a lil undersized kitty too she didn't live very long but she was so sweet and

[@jeannetteparry5587]

Awww, bless. But at the beginning inbreeding (human or animal) wasn't a problem

[@babudhi]

​@@jeannetteparry5587Because at past our genes are pure. But, due to environmental pollution our genes are detoriating day by day.

[@eyxgsjmpdm]

@@smithjarrod3935and?

[@RachaelMorgan-om4xw]

And fast! ☺

[@Daniel-ob2ml]

Genetically speaking, the human species was down to 11,000 individuals at one time. It was a genetic bottleneck. My family moved to a small town when I was 2. My best friend was there from an original family of that town. All of his girlfriends growing up were related to him in some way. Mostly 2nd cousins, but at least one was a first cousin. Thank God I didn't have that problem.

[@pepearown4968]

I don’t care if it’s dangerous. I need to inbreed my Minecraft cows or else I’ll starve to death. It’s a lot more efficient that way.

[@snail_smoothie2314]

I guess genes don't work in minecraft, they just copy and paste the animal maybe like asexual reproduction

[@tri..8541]

Now i know why every thing is square

[@Kniero]

All minecraft cows are female.

[@snail_smoothie2314]

@@Kniero I think the creator(s) said they don't have a gender or had both with would make sense but they do look female

[@goxull07]

LmaooOoO

[@silence.9376]

*"The human brain is the most complex structure in the whole entire universe"* _-Human Brain_

[@azv30pauigferdinandfranche91]

*insert obama medaling obama template here* edit: why u talking about gender and tiktok?

[@paulgoogol2652]

you mean the female brain?

[@Rmac335]

@@paulgoogol2652 no.

[@LazyLoonz]

@@paulgoogol2652 😐

[@siyacer]

@@paulgoogol2652 my man

[@fxrest3922]

I find it funny that the reason I didn’t grow up believing Christianity is because of the Adam and Eve story, because as a small child I was such a massive nerd that I realized “oh wait, but if everyone is descended from two people, we would be horribly inbred” and even though I didn’t really understand how that worked at the ripe old age of 5 I did know that inbreeding = bad lmao

[@stauguastine]

I guess you're not really a nerd, so stop using that to describe yourself. You're leaving out that fact that there were no genetic mutations when Adam and Eve were first created and it would take a very long time to start stacking up genetic mutations to cause any issues with having kids with people of close relations, so no, your assessment is still on the level of a 5 year old. The whole idea of genetic entropy presupposes degradation in the genetic code, which conversely presupposes that those mutations did not exist in the genetic code in the distant past. The only reason we cannot successfully have offspring today with relatives is only due to genetic entropy, there is no reason that would have been a problem for Adam and Eve's offspring. So yes, turn your nerd card in you don't deserve to own it and it is obvious that you suffer from too much genetic entropy so you better check the lineage of your parents. Nevertheless, I am sure your Uncle Dad and your Aunt Mom did a great job raising you.

[@joannlarson6386]

It said Kane was marked and went to live with the others. So it seems Adams and Eves DNA was created different from the others.

[@stauguastine]

@@joannlarson6386 I think it is time you reread that part of Genesis, it doesn't say he went to live with "others", he had his wife and they had offspring and created the line of Cain. Cain and his wife were the offspring of Adam and Eve. Geneticists concluded that all human beings on Earth right now can trace their lineage back to the Eve gene, a single common female ancestor whom scientists called the Mitochondrial Eve. So, yeah, there's that too. We're all related in reality.

[@DihelsonMendonca]

⚠️ 6:21 "You can forget about a career on snooker" that was really hilarious. I love when these episodes have these touches of humour. 😅😅😅❤

[@shashigomes5265]

what about pool or billiards?

[@DihelsonMendonca]

​@@shashigomes5265Yes, Yes😅😅😅

[@nicholashendrata]

“We, as a species, are essentially, fucked”

[@ilovemyfrog6648]

cant like it cuz its perfectly at 69 likes

[@levbiggs]

@@ilovemyfrog6648 it changed... I'm saf

[@hdhwkq]

oof

[@il9375]

you died bc you are part ofcthe human species

[@runsett]

talk about it... I am at work, listening to this and when he said it, I just lost it :D :D

[@randomdude197]

“Inbreeding is dangerous“ What do you mean? My minecraft cows look completely fine after breeding with their own mother 244 times straight.

[@jallenchen6071]

That just means that the Minecraft cow is the perfect species with no genetic defects

[@Venaticorum]

hahahhah nice one

[@joshuaadamstithakayoutubel2490]

Laughed out Loud.

[@justawerewolfwithinterneta6400]

Eww, reddit joke

[@strawberryseal1851]

Those are rookie numbers!

[@chloeirnes]

My heart goes out to all the stock footage models used in the creation of this video!

[@Angie-mm9rn]

I so enjoyed your wit, your quiet irony and sarcasm. In the hopes that you keep it up in all your videos I'm now off to search for more😊😊

[@nowilltolive4123]

When your family tree is a wreath.

[@l.e.b.3541]

Funny funny Family-Hulahoop

[@desmondcrowley4499]

Bruh

[@Soler4485]

You need more upvotes on this comment. I will help you

[@catwalkster]

Hahahahahahaha

[@Rubesmanzenski]

Lmfao

[@mikewatman5445]

It’s not incest if you shout “No Chromo”. To all fellow GiggUK fans that liked this: “Anime is trash, and so am I”

[@sammymayes7648]

under rated

[@distant2819]

This actually got me dead lol

[@moxypicture5681]

no bromance 🥴

[@OP-1000]

communist rat . That wouldn’t lead to offspring at all.

[@KING_NJADAKA]

that was sooo corny but still take this W

[@gedq]

Interesting little factlet: the distance from the Earth to the Sun is known to astronomers as an "Astronomical Unit" (AU). The ratio of 1 AU to 1 light year is almost identical to the ratio of one inch to one mile. This means that if you draw a dot roughly the thickness of a human hair, then another dot half that thickness one inch away, the furthest humans have ever travelled from the earth is from the centre to somewhere around the edge of that smaller dot. And Proxima Centauri is four and a quarter miles away.

[@karatecorgi7685]

Thoughty2 always presents his content in a factual but funny way that sticks in my mind ❤️ Love your vids, dude :)

[@vivek7946]

"We all are inbred, and We all are part of a family" Vin Diesel : **Breathing intensifies**

[@Ace_combatent]

Insert a spanish song

[@jc-px8ox]

@@Ace_combatent and race a cuban mile

[@futurefuturetrunks7863]

F A M I L Y

[@vafixer8885]

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[@futurefuturetrunks7863]

@@vafixer8885 lol tf

[@catonfire5010]

Scientists: “INBREEDING IS DANGEROUS AND BAD, YA’LL” People who own pugs and bulldogs: 👁👄👁

[@alexfelton4934]

That's selective breeding isn't it?

[@UberMangaka]

@@alexfelton4934 Which in this particular case is a fancy way of saying inbred. Ever wonder why purebred dogs have so many genetic defects and conditions? This is the reason. People Habsburged bulldogs into existence, a breed which often has about as many serious genetic problems as the later end of the actual Habsburg dynasty, not the least of which is difficulty breathing since it's literally genetically made to have a smashed-in nose. I don't recall the specifics it was on Adam Ruins Everything a few years back.

[@socmonki]

@@alexfelton4934 nowadays i dont think inbreeding is as big a problem, but back when dog breeding started, and for a long time after, inbreeding was part of getting the traits they wanted. its really sad, because a lot of dog breeds have serious health issues because of it (hip problems, breathing problems, etc). cats were done in much the same way.

[@caden995]

Alex Felton usually selective breeding is just inbreeding

[@MyName_Jeff]

@@socmonki It still happens, that's why we have dog breeds.

[@sriharshacv7760]

There was one article in a Pakistani magazine by a female journalist that read: Bhaiyya to Saiyya (Brother to darling) that dealt about cousin marriages among elites to keep themselves 'pure'.

[@jeremiahlyleseditor437]

Very Well done. You have a great point that I read about somewhere decades ago on the subject of the resetting of the population so to speak. The article mention cataclysms but predominantly the one we now call the "Younger Dryas" (spelling?)

[@Ulmaar]

"They shagged themselves out of existence" - this line got me.

[@cyclenutter2715]

He said 'shacked' but I'm sure that joke was intended haha

[@petertaylor3600]

Anejiry: Yes, but what a way to go!

[@petertaylor3600]

I pass.

[@bobtom2633]

@@cyclenutter2715 No he said shagged.

[@guyfaux900]

Shagged out of Existence (Kirk and the 60s) An autobiography by William Shatner

[@99temporal]

"why is inbreeding so dangerous?" *points at pug*

[@travin8987]

Inbreeding took a good damn frying pan to the pug`s face

[@somerandomperson1662]

Kid Chaor I feel so bad for pugs people only breeded them for there amusement

[@IHTCAU]

Pugs can barely breathe for their entire lives and they're pretty ugly imo

[@moogleydoot]

pug: *HHHRRCHH*

[@Alex-om8kb]

Don’t be pugcist

[@Hailey_Robinson33]

Sadly I love telling my classmates we are all related each time they ask something… yes I’ve known for awhile now sadly… and mostly definitely knew before this video was even made…

[@keegobricks9734]

The last 2 men on earth: "Joe... I know it's weird... but we gotta at least _try_ to repopulate the earth. Who knows, maybe we'll get lucky with it."

[@chanagui3945]

"the largest number of children produced by one couple is 69" ಠ_ಠ

[@daviddennis4376]

Nice

[@jaydeepalmer]

Nice

[@rlh9373]

No it 68 and she owes him 1

[@SugmaNatsu]

i knew i'd see a comment like this somewhere

[@Muswell]

What on Earth was her vagina & womb like after 20 . . & beyond ?

[@congo9881]

This reminds of the time in first grade I said "If the world started with only 2 people, we're all related" man I was so innocent

[@flagmichael]

Yet, since we apparently descended from Great Apes with a different number of chromosomes it is extremely likely we descended from the same pair of mutants.

[@LumboDumbo]

@@flagmichael Hey sibling

[@sapfits1179]

no step sis anymore :(

[@collinnmckinleywarden1845]

This still gets my brain running. I always thought this and im still confused

[@Zireael83]

@@sapfits1179 best. comment. ever ^^ - thanks!

[@DonCarlione973]

This one really made you think 🤔 Thanx man! Great episode 👍🏻👍🏻

[@M.Campbell-Sherwood]

I can confirm this first hand. My grt Grt grandparents were cousins (either once removed or second; their maternal grandmothers were sisters, it’s possible they were twins too). Anyway my paternal line is still paying for it and hard. They were the last ones in our direct line, that I know of, to intermarry. My dad’s mother had some family intermarriage, but nothing like my dad’s paternal grandmother’s family. Plus no one on my grandmother’s family seemed to be affected the way they are on the other side. They’re all just..different and in several ways. Some generations are worse than others and some aren’t.

[@lillygirl9582]

“Incurable ugliness” I’ve never laughed so hard lol

[@wisdon]

The same desease Angela Merkel has

[@dejamike88]

This is probably the greatest insults of one’s physical appearance of all time.

[@migsestrella5188]

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end. - Patrick Star

[@rohitrath]

also "they shagged themselves out of existence"

[@amkummel7257]

@@wisdon But she is smarter than almost anybody

[@MrWeedCat7070]

Nature said: "Hell to the no." And Charlies testicles disappeared.

[@isaacraid9975]

🤣🤣

[@xael-the-artist7708]

Nature: OH HELL NAH SON. *Makes him infertile*

[@andysix246]

Love this tongue in cheek delivery, brilliant 😂😮

[@robertpillowjr.1672]

Your videos are the best!! Just beilliant! God bless you my friend. You and your team!

[@gabriellentz2516]

Dad: Are you winning son. Son inbreeding generations of pigs in Minecraft. Son: Yes.

[@blackswordsman8549]

😂😂😂

[@conlon4332]

I was worried about where that was going for a moment.

[@itsjustlukeRevive]

Hey winning I'm your step-bro

[@lunagotdippedinsauce9432]

i remember doing that with dogs and just releasing them into the nether afterwards

[@Rishiig]

Is that a Chubbyemu reference to his current latest video?

[@madelinevance8954]

My grandma was born in a small town called Bunkervill. New people rarely came to stay, and residents rarely left, meaning that most people were related to some degree. Her father noticed that many of the people were kind of slow and a little weird. He decided to move when his son started dating his second cousin.

[@flxwercxrpse1871]

……..jesus.

[@flxwercxrpse1871]

Bunkervill Nevada?

[@madelinevance8954]

Yeah actually.

[@NewNicator]

_Hwite_ people I presume? ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

[@LiliansGardens]

So what happened neto those left behind? aaathen is there a marked difference in offspring accuity as a result of his move?

[@timothyvincent7371]

I was reluctant to view this at first because as a rural hillbilly U.S. Southerner we have often been accused of having family trees that didn't branch. I was prepared to be outraged but found this presentation to accurately present the truth about genetics. By the way, the Hapsburgs were rightly mentioned but has anyone traced the geneology of the British noble classes? My own American ancestry is mostly unknown because very few records were kept for people of their station in the early years of colonization, but they seem to include people from much of western Europe as well as some Native Americans, if I had impregnated one of my first cousins there should have been a genetic safety buffer built in. That never happened even though all of them grew up to be exceptionally attractive young women. If we ever launch multi- generational starship colony ships it would be easy to include genetic diversity in the form of frozen sperm and ova; I would think the greater danger would be that the would go mad and kill each other.

[@pacldawson]

I'm glad you covered how the "family root system" starts collapsing upon itself the farther back you go. It completely makes sense, and it's one of those "inconvenient truths" that almost no one knows or thinks about.

[@nickywh1t3]

You didn’t have to look directly into my eyes and then wink as you called me inbred, I feel dirty.

[@petertaylor3600]

Cows and dogs are different, though. Look at pedigrees of prize mutts and you see the number of inbreeding. Enough to make you feel really ill.

[@republiquedujeu818]

I do too it gives me the chills just thinking about it

[@shodejun]

the way this was written lmfaoo! well put

[@scottyj6226]

HA, I dont like making eye contact, even with videos, I wasnt as creeped out, victory goes to shyest giant.

[@Ndlanding]

It would appear that all the comments here were written by inbreds.

[@averagewikipediaenthusiast3088]

"His grandmother is also his aunt" How incested does one have to be for that to happen?

[@likesrush]

His father had a sister who gave birth to his mother. That's REALLY inbred. This means his father Y had a daughter X by his own sister Z, whom he married. Then Z dies, so he marries his own daughter X. She's (X )is the product of he (Y) and his own sister (Z), ok? So Y marries his daughter X and they gave birth to the man in question, whose name I missed because I was too blown away. After someone liked it and I was notified, I reread it and found that I screwed it up and it sat that way for a week. Sorry folks. Anyway, that's how messed up it is. I didn't think it was possible to conceive in this situation. I guess practice makes...uh.... possible? And the resultant freak survived smallpox? Take THAT Darwin. Or, way to go, Darwin. I'm not sure which.

[@cucumber623]

alabama

[@5050ChanceImSerious]

@@likesrush Not that complicated. His father bred with his own niece. (Aunt because she is dad's sister; grandmother because she is mom's mom)

[@5050ChanceImSerious]

His father bred with his own niece. Not that crazy.

[@5050ChanceImSerious]

@Noémi Szolnay His father bred with his own niece.

[@rachelh9150]

As a teenager I dated a guy who was a cousin to my cousin (on the other side of the family for him) and even though he and I weren't directly related I was immediately repulsed

[@comfusedpassanger3399]

When watching these videos it comes to my mind how little I think about the big questions.

[@EvanKar]

This guy would be perfect for the role of a 1930’s locomotive engineer. Edit: Thank you guys for the love💜

[@angelusvastator1297]

He even has the look.

[@jeremiahfry6799]

Have you heard of jshlatt

[@crgaming8102]

He is the good version of Daniel Plainview

[@Big.G5137]

Lol

[@Icykrissy]

This comment is everything

[@dukekessler6292]

It's never good when the "how I met your mother" story starts at a family reunion.

[@tja4379]

as long as it doesn't end there...

[@Unhealthilylikesmath]

Bro the other day I found out my parents are 7th cousins😢

[@phantomdream7442]

@@Unhealthilylikesmath You also share 50% of your DNA with a banana.

[@ketchups2777]

🤣

[@ss67camaronut]

I see that you have never been to Fayette County in PA lol.

[@user-hg8cv5hr7z]

1:47 "Assuming the all the important bits survive the apocalypse in full working order." 😮 Took me a minute😂😂😂

[@dudeatmenangle]

I love your work, a couple of good chuckles today.

[@orange-one]

It's illegal with siblings. Porn: "step"

[@AxxLAfriku]

I have two hot KZbinr girlfriends and I am the best KZbinr ever and YOUR savior. Good bye dear teeth

[@Soliac.Trahkorsky]

@@thesonicsupershow4063 lol woosh

[@dellt3122]

When Sodom and Gomorrah was destroyed leaving only Lot and his two daughters, he fathered kids by his daughters, brothers and sisters and they are fine and that happens even in this twentieth century.

[@Ribbons0121R121]

watcha doin stepbro

[@ogsupremelyvida]

Ribbons0121 R121 what are doing in my room stepbro 😟😏

[@zaydansari4408]

Was expecting him to say we are related, in a touchy endearing video conclusion..... Then he called me inbred

[@maria-melek]

I was expecting that too

[@anysailer]

To be fair, his point was that we are all in fact inbred including himself.

[@alexandralite835]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tk0pilot]

😢 holy. Prolly should stop calling my cousin about that "tech related issue" she needed fixed every thursday ..... 😂

[@nettlecider]

'We are the biggest bullies of the world' 'They shagged themselves out of existence' , dayumn bruh, you are getting more quotable by a minute

[@SerenityM54L2SAM5L5N1]

Pretty sure most animal empires are the biggest bullies, if we compare them with the civilized part of humanity. There's respectable, peaceful and contributory individuals out there.

[@Trlll]

Serenity Animals rape and kill and cause havoc more than humans, and we can’t stop them. And we think they’re the lesser species.... tsk

[@High_Monk]

@@SerenityM54L2SAM5L5N1 Except humans are an intelligent species and they can choose what they want to do while animals are mostly driven by instinct.

[@pharaohyami5000]

Well... he did mention we're all phucked. *shrugs*

[@perrynnlynch3811]

Great comment.

[@jackjohnson4524]

“Adam and Eve create the worlds most disturbing family” a novel.

[@KevvStarrGaming]

Fr lol

[@JaymeSplendid]

Then came Noah and his family and their wives and they did it again....

[@jackjohnson4524]

Jayme Splendid the sequel

[@yungactivist]

Lol

[@pauloazuela8488]

I already know that we might be part of inbreeds but I couldn't fathom how much it takes for it to avoid all the dangerous effects.

[@WurstHans666]

After i saw the narrators mustache combined with those trouser holders, i would say, extinction can´t happen early enough.

[@philippest-hilaire1105]

One of your best episode ! Thank you !

[@matthewofmoo22]

The guy doing his autopsy said something like “he was the most grotesque human and it baffles me he lived this long!”

[@vitriolicAmaranth]

I was shocked so many details of that autopsy were left out here. As I recall his lungs and most of his head were full of water, his brain was the size of a nut and he had no heart the coroner could find in his chest. If even half of it was true it really was bizarre and shocking that he lived as long as he did.

[@ithorn5554]

Poor guy honestly...

[@kramer1372]

i Thorn ... i was thinking the same thing.. poor bastard.. not his fault... now, excuse me while i continue my vomitfest...

[@daddyguy29]

vitriolicAmaranth that can’t even be possible how did he live without a heart

[@bethklecha5945]

Heart could have been flipped and on far right. Knew a kid with this condition.

[@svennap3125]

So basically we just watched our insanely distant cousin tell us we’re all related

[@traviscooper8756]

Yep pretty much sums it up, guess we are just one big incest ball that is humanity.

[@Eren03eren]

@@traviscooper8756 Sweet Home, Planet Earth

[@dr.grapegissilent2353]

This is a bit odd

[@ProfPuffOfficial]

Our population genetic diversity and genetic drift outpaces inbreeding luckily

[@zacziggarot]

If you're breeding with another human you're doing inbreeding? We need catgirls NOW! 😂

[@ms.annthropic6341]

Marie Antoinette was actually related to the Hapsburgs and had a mild case of the Hapsburg jaw. She was still considered quite attractive, but was said to have a permanent pout.

[@davidjacobs4718]

"Our family tree don't fork son"

[@mohammedalssamraey9581]

“how that master plan failed to work, I guess we'll never know” Literally I almost died laughing at that 😅

[@LUNATICME]

I know, me too. 😂

[@OtherPony]

Glad you survived bro. I laughed too a bit at that

[@petertaylor3600]

Happy and safe laughing, Mohammed.

[@mauz791]

9:56

[@alankrebs856]

"Climate Change??? Uh huh. And "woman" with "penises". They think we are Morons.

[@richardcheese4680]

It’s very unlikely that exactly two humans survive. Either no ones survives or little groups all over the place.

[@Skye-ve6tc]

In theory one such little group could have only 2 people (or maybe just 2 people willing and able to breed) and depending on how spread out surviving groups are, they might think they were the last people ever. So in theory it would be better to search for other survivors if your intent was to repopulate the Earth.

[@ejc4421]

and with 2020 luck, that group will already be immediate family members.

[@googleuser9383]

Imagine a fallout scenario. Nobody would survive due to fault tec being idi0ts

[@bluesolace9052]

I could imagine someone about to start the repopulation procedure with their cousin and another group of survivors just shows up screaming: "WAIT NO DON"T DO IT!!! STOP!!!"

[@projectsanctuary7944]

@@ejc4421 or both same gender

[@LET_US_TALK_OPENLY]

Thank you for your content you always have very interesting topics

[@christophecamus8410]

Great video very interesting as always

[@theonionqueen3519]

One correction: the common theory now goes that we didn’t kill off Neanderthals as much as we absorbed them. Through breeding, we just kinda streamlined into one species.

[@Nanamka]

Isn't it rather that the neanderthals were prone to raping other sapiens, so they left their genes all over the place, but are not the main "species"?

[@AdakStillStands]

@@Nanamka Both species took advantage of the others females for sport or circumstance (village raid, trade, ambush). Each considered the other "ugly" but an acceptable receptical "to relieve ones needs". Animal sex was not desireable but present and Neanderthals we're considered animals as it was. Cross-breeding brought about deformities of their own, but over 40,000 years, most have been bred out or absorbed. Similar to Australia's position years ago that they would "breed the blackness" out of the Aborigines by placing them with whites. Nowadays the cultures are splitting more rapidly as blacks and whites combine, Asians with Europeans, Chinese with Hispanic, the resulting children as diverse as ever! Except for North Koreans. They're a little different and unique in avoiding polluting their countrys gene pool. Have a great life cousin!!

[@artchic528]

Basically all humanoid ancestors on the big family tree of humankind were in some way assimilated or “absorbed” into the fold through interbreeding and the combined genetics and traits that resulted had been the beginning of our modern day selves as homo Sapians. Basically all da hominids were gettin’ freaky with each other in a massive interspecies orgy for a few odd centuries and we’re the end result.

[@theonionqueen3519]

@@awofstlkr8500 Ok? The fuck is your point? Also, why did you call them “knuckle draggers?”

[@artchic528]

@@awofstlkr8500 Actually, Neanderthals we’re very intelligent. They were actually the first humanoid ancestors of ours to practice ritual burial. They even made cave art, which shows signs of advanced intelligence and creativity. The odds are that we all carry some Neanderthal DNA inside us. More so if you’re of European descent.

[@redegs_]

Teacher: your homework is to draw your family tree. The family tree being a straight line

[@ketmax2805]

it's a ladder.

[@doctorsarcasm.]

golden comment

[@detran09]

all your ancestors were asexual

[@sloppy_porridge]

Mines a fractal

[@moonchild9381]

----------me

[@iratozer9622]

One of your better ones, although I enjoy nearly all of your videos'. Thanks

[@kippie2293]

This the type of video my biology teacher would show us when she didn’t feel like teaching

[@Icykrissy]

I’m a substitute teacher and this is the type of videos I’d play in Science class lol

[@charlesjenkins7130]

She was hungover.

[@StopFear]

Maybe you should stop whining about your teacher.

[@jasonshirrillmusic]

but then today she would get fired because it was not woke

[@WSB1469]

Videos like this are a refreshing change from the cringe that usually fills the trending tab.

[@indridcold8433]

I do not know. Incest is rather cringy. However, I have a really hot first cousin that is suffering from a broken heart that suggested I visit her trailer and bring her some moonshine, a moon pie, a clean pair of panties, and wear a Richard Petty hat. She said she wanted for me to help her forget her boyfriend that went to prison for making the meth lab in her bathroom. Poor girl. I think I will paint a number 43 on the side of my car, get the moonshine, the moon pie, a clean pair of panties, and wear the Richard Petty hat for her. It is the least a concerned cousin can do for her.

[@DeathBYDesign666]

It's cringe that you follow the trending tab first and foremost. I only ever see it when I first log on from a new device.

[@dontreadmyprofilepicture5102]

DONT READ MY PROFILE NAME!

[@DeathBYDesign666]

@@indridcold8433 LMAO!!! Get er dun!

[@indridcold8433]

@@DeathBYDesign666 Yep, she will be walking with a limp, a musky smell, an early pregnancy, and a smile on her face after I comfort her. Junior will be great. He will be able to sing a duet with himself, being born with two heads.

[@Javedskyknight]

Loved the video! and though true that I never thought about it in those exacts. Just thinking that the human race is over 40.000 years old I always knew that if you HAD the resources to go THAT far back, everyone would be related one way or another.

[@TheWorld_2099]

Wow this was good… Thank you Yep, I’ll be buying that book, it’s the least I could do considering all you’ve given to us.

[@DarshUK1]

That’s why the “step” part is so important in the phrase “What are you doing Step-bro?!”

[@marthazhang7704]

Lmaoo

[@garetclaborn]

....because...you're gonna have his baby????

[@Parrtorias]

And the great "What're you doing, Step-bro?"

[@SirLavii]

🤣🤣🤣

[@elliadora]

X-Entrik 97 what is that emoji 😹 also your name looks like Elon Musks child

[@taongamasenyama6316]

"incurable ugliness and a chin like a sledge hammer" got me in tears with laughter

[@yolamontalvan9502]

Now I understand why Donald Trump looks like the photo in the thumbnail.

[@scoopersketchy]

The crimson chin

[@lala9251]

🤣🤣🤣

[@OnceAndFutureDrengr]

Charles II was the last Habsburg ruler _of Spain_ but not the last Habsburg monarch (which was Karl I of the Austro-Hungary Empire, who fell after they lost WW1). That last eperor still has living descendants today. The family line lives on.

[@foxylady934]

Rofl you gotta love this guys honesty and how straight forward he is. screwed up topic tho lol

[@ThanosDestroyeryearsago]

The fact that the most number of children a couple had was 69 is hilarious.

[@TheLastGotlander]

ok

[@saracole7623]

Indeed it is.

[@leahkatz3250]

@Caleb Hossli LOL

[@MagicHjalti]

Nice

[@vitriolicAmaranth]

Heheh sex number

[@Ethan-yk4qz]

Farmers in Minecraft: I reject this claim

[@kilstradamus197]

Farmers in Minecraft: Heh!

[@helicocktor]

hmm

[@roxaszy984]

now that is scientific proof

[@Sophia-dy1nw]

*hits them with carrot

[@planetstrength8798]

You’ve been eating tainted meat

[@animalbird9436]

gr8 content as usual..i dont know what has the most movement your hands or ye eyebrows🤣only jking .love your channel😍😄😄

[@d.s.2016]

Great video Bro!

[@Rumple88.]

Charles V: "Mummy says it's a strong chin for a strong boy!"

[@Saddam_al-Husseini]

Yes, a strongly inbred boy.

[@lil_ghost5802]

I see you watched oversimplified’s video that included Charles V

[@TKUA11]

Nowadays our elites abuse children, instead of being inbred, still as disgusting though

[@icesister1493]

More like "mmy ss ts stng cn fr stng b" bc he couldn't talk well

[@Unpug]

oversimplified! :D

[@maximusmilazzo5760]

Error: this video is blocked in the state of Alabama

[@cloudmonkey7716]

This joke is overused.

[@cloudmonkey7716]

@Sam Lim This joke was never funny m8.

[@snarfjohnson2262]

@Wladpad people don't realize the prominence of inbreeding in middle-eastern countries is on a whole other level.

[@jesse9713]

How many times did you scroll by this comment before you decided to write it?

[@kt-xy5zo]

Matthew Chandler I’ve lived in Alabama my entire life. Never met anyone who is inbred, never met someone who knows someone who’s inbred, etc. I don’t doubt that it happens, but it’s not definitely not common. I’ve heard this joke my whole life and yeah, it’s really old and lost it’s humor years ago.

[@serbannicolau3489]

12:36 Best assessment

[@heribertorivera6519]

You are one unbelievably funny 😂😂😂!!! "After the inevitable joke: I wouldn't sleep with you even if you were the last man on Earth ceased to be funny" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 That's a good one buddy 😂😂😂👍

[@wanderinghistorian]

Thank you for pointing out that "inbreeding" at some point in human history is/was inevitable. Many people try to point at inbreeding as proof we can't all have a common ancestor when mathematically that HAS to be the case.

[@vhawk1951kl]

Au contraire it-*cannot*-possibly-be-the-case, for exactly the same reason that Darwin's fantasy is nonsense, and impossible.

[@kennyryan3176]

I mean technically a large portion of human society as a whole is in one way or another related to persons all over the world, whether it be first or 10th cousin

[@think_of_a_storyboard3635]

@@vhawk1951kl found the toxic creationist

[@simanolastname2399]

@@vhawk1951kl I'm sure you know better than all our scientists 😂 Evolutionary theory has been proven time and time again, via direct observation and the most solid of predictions. Anyways, Evolutionary theory actually shows much the opposite - aside from literally the first microorganisms, we do not *have* to be inbred. Since evolution is a gradual process and we did not "suddenly become humans", there was probably just some colony of anatomically modern humans that bred, and there did not have to be 2 "first" humans. To think so is honestly absurd from an evolutionary standpoint. There was a moment around 70,000 years ago where it's estimated that due to a supervolcano only ~1000 humans were left. Inbreeding probably happened, as this was probably not one big colony of one thousand people and you need that full 1000 people to maintain genetic diversity by some estimates. Unlike creationism, which claims that we are descended from 2 people, and also claims that every single animal today is descended from just 2 of its kind. (Adam and Eve, Noah's boat) I don't think you really understand your own position, Peter.

[@TKUA11]

Idk about that. At one point our genes were more pure and healthy and could handle inbreeding

[@roseparish7625]

“We are the world’s biggest bullies, after all...”😂😂No truer words could be spoken 😂😭

[@lelandb387]

Every species that has ever been on top have been bullies.

[@gappyspins]

There has been *If an Asteroid strike occurs, We as a Species are essentially fucked*

[@misterskeleton_yt7854]

@@gappyspins we are like cockroaches Only drunk and high at the same time

[@RED-my9hl]

Maybe because we are the only ones that are smart 😂

[@FoundVegas.]

So happy CF (Cystic Fibrosis) was mentioned in a video, I found that in a lot of science videos that its not mentioned! even though many people (Like myself) suffer from it!

[@AlphaRaine]

the ending statement before “thanks for watching” 😂

[@Lolcontract]

Me: “Wait a minute, we’re all inbred?” Alabama: *points gun* “Always has been”

[@cristiandominguez8353]

Hahah I read that shit in hill Billy accent

[@Mitch2294]

Arkansas says yea what’s the problem. Been like that forever.

[@dr.grapegissilent2353]

@@cristiandominguez8353 Me too

[@caiorezei]

Gosh darn it

[@okkia4122]

Que hunter x hunter music

[@MrSucc-fp7rt]

Years ago, he was a business man, with a suit and tie. I come back years later and he's a Cowboy. WHAT

[@fernwhite9158]

He took the only right path a man can choose.

[@thomasridley8675]

Its called getting older.

[@kidd3836]

Evolution

[@vernaute2803]

British cowboy

[@rivolinho]

Gotta have that hook

[@OurDee]

A joke I always liked, "Your family tree goes straight up."

[@tracyobrien2816]

You are absolutely delightful 😅 Thank you !

[@themooreclan1220]

No wonder I'm a virgin, my brain is telling me everyone is family.

[@fylthl]

Good thing I am from Alabama kappa

[@LiveLaughSmile_]

😂😂😂

[@tommegg8486]

@@fylthl must've been nice having those sledge hammer chin children aren't ya?

[@Bridgeburner4477]

yeah, that's the reason.

[@Bridgeburner4477]

@Copycat Singers if adam and eve had sons and daughters and they had sex to repopulate the world that is incest.

[@solanfhart2694]

Lmao. Love the ending my man. Made my morning lol. But ya. Looking at it how have we not understood this

[@therandomotaku3851]

Subscribed to thoughty2 cause of interesting videos about physics and cool space and science stuff, then this shows up. What're the odds...

[@cstuart5638]

I absolutely love him speaking in such a factual and professional way and then saying "We, as a species are essentially...fucked." He starts off the sentence in such a professional and factual sounding way, I found that really funny.

[@BeheadedKamikaze]

It's funny 'cause it's true. But that actually makes it kinda scary too...

[@peterkotara]

Nobody does it quite like the British.

[@kienvu4690]

I heard focked ?!

[@FarmerFpv]

He also called us inbred, lol.

[@blixxy1320]

something tells me he started the sentence off in a professional and factual sounding way

[@quokka_11]

"It's all going to end in tears and atrophied testicles" is my new go-to phrase when things don't look good.

[@emmanuelle678]

Lol

[@mlokole254]

😂😂😂

[@robertstuart1043]

Stop microwaving in plastic then!

[@margaretlouise6200]

Why is it always testicles that get the credit or take the fall? The only active role for the lady parts is Pu$$y whipping. It's just not fair. And when I get to be a girl, I'm going to do something about it.

[@ChelseaFootballClub1905]

Randy Marsh

[@CapitanFantasma1776]

Fascinating! Thanks!

[@EddieM1994]

Sigmund Freud: Incest is a universal taboo across humanity. Ancient Egyptians: Hold my hqt.

[@bobthebobman7457]

Alabama: “what are you doing step-bro?” Royal families: “What are you doing bro?”

[@andvil01]

So Alabama is to blame for the stepsister porn?

[@johnnysins4715]

@@andvil01 probably

[@johnnysins4715]

@@andvil01 and the sister porn

[@ultimatealien1001]

A bit of Kentucky and West Virginia too 😅😋

[@waynegacyii9010]

New Jersey ranked number 1 in incest. TV education on display.

[@alnimri]

This might be a little immature, however when he said the record was 69, I was truly hoping for a *_"Nice"_* .

[@richardmorgan3665]

I know I said it

[@alnimri]

@@richardmorgan3665 same here lol

[@xitcix8360]

Everybody said it, perhaps not aloud, but everybody said it

[@mithmoonwalker]

as a jojo fan i will grant your wish. NIICE!!!

[@alnimri]

@@mithmoonwalker granting wishes in JoJo didn't work out well for Polnareff lol. What's the catch here mate?