The Dirty Truth Why Inbreeding Is So Dangerous

[@AndreaFMS100]

Now, remember folks: those artists were tasked with painting the royals more attractive than they were... so imagine how spectacularly ugly they actually were irl.

[@coolchrisable]

shit turned medusa to stone

[@kristacalai9773]

i think about this every time i look at a royals portrait....if they looked that unsightly in the portrait, just what the actual fuck did they look like in reality?!

[@AndreaFMS100]

krista calai I knooowww 😂😂

[@likesrush]

None of them would have survived public education today.

[@skywatcher369]

Thats a really good point. They must've been monstrosities.

[@Ulmaar]

"They shagged themselves out of existence" - this line got me.

[@cyclenutter2715]

He said 'shacked' but I'm sure that joke was intended haha

[@petertaylor3600]

Anejiry: Yes, but what a way to go!

[@petertaylor3600]

I pass.

[@bobtom2633]

@@cyclenutter2715 No he said shagged.

[@guyfaux900]

Shagged out of Existence (Kirk and the 60s) An autobiography by William Shatner

[@iennternet]

I hope no one found this by searching “is inbreeding dangerous?”

[@Ali-rb3ir]

Most likely not yet. Most people are subcribed or have gotten this in their recomendations (like me). But through the law of probability, there is a certain chance that somebody will search this up one day. Maybe it has already happened, maybe it will happen within the next week

[@ashstolley]

Haha

[@YujiBoi12]

@@Ali-rb3ir k

[@brandyyn]

Well I did but only because it was all over the comments of the video I was watching.

[@vm_duc]

i need it for my biology presentation

[@ms.annthropic6341]

Marie Antoinette was actually related to the Hapsburgs and had a mild case of the Hapsburg jaw. She was still considered quite attractive, but was said to have a permanent pout.

[@beuzilla]

it is Habsburgs,and not Hapsburgs

[@zarasbazaar]

It's both.

[@mikatu]

Any royal member is related to other royal members, no matter the country. That is because they all marry amongst themselves. Except for the plebes that are now being brought to the royal families. At start of First Wold War you had three kings that looked like they were brothers: Germany, Englnd and Russia. They were cousins but were too damm similar. Two of them were so similar that it was as if they were twins. Even today it is difficult to say who is who in an old photo.

[@Myrune1]

Maybe Marie was something of a genetic mutation of the genetic mutations?

[@madelinevance8954]

My grandma was born in a small town called Bunkervill. New people rarely came to stay, and residents rarely left, meaning that most people were related to some degree. Her father noticed that many of the people were kind of slow and a little weird. He decided to move when his son started dating his second cousin.

[@flxwercxrpse1871]

……..jesus.

[@flxwercxrpse1871]

Bunkervill Nevada?

[@madelinevance8954]

Yeah actually.

[@NewNicator]

_Hwite_ people I presume? ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

[@LiliansGardens]

So what happened neto those left behind? aaathen is there a marked difference in offspring accuity as a result of his move?

[@painfulpokemon]

I really watched a mustached man talk about incest for 18 minutes just to be told I'm an inbred at the end. Absolutely astounding bait.

[@theredneckbuddha2763]

Thank you for saving me time!

[@schneeli8198]

I thought the same thing. Perfect longcon to call someone inbred and be justifed. Outstanding move. Im gonna send this to a friend of mine who has a prominent chin.

[@DAViDD767]

hawhawhaw

[@nuvomusique4171]

😂😂😂😂

[@butcherax]

You... are inbred. I hope you enjoyed the video, click the like button and buy my book...

[@vivek7946]

"We all are inbred, and We all are part of a family" Vin Diesel : **Breathing intensifies**

[@Ace_combatent]

Insert a spanish song

[@jc-px8ox]

@@Ace_combatent and race a cuban mile

[@futurefuturetrunks7863]

F A M I L Y

[@vafixer8885]

@@futurefuturetrunks7863 AAAAAAHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH OOOHH OOOOOHHH OOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOWWWW WWULLUULUDUDLULULULULULLUUUULUUULUUULUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[@futurefuturetrunks7863]

@@vafixer8885 lol tf

[@chloeirnes]

My heart goes out to all the stock footage models used in the creation of this video!

[@lillygirl9582]

“Incurable ugliness” I’ve never laughed so hard lol

[@wisdon]

The same desease Angela Merkel has

[@dejamike88]

This is probably the greatest insults of one’s physical appearance of all time.

[@migsestrella5188]

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end. - Patrick Star

[@rohitrath]

also "they shagged themselves out of existence"

[@amkummel7257]

@@wisdon But she is smarter than almost anybody

[@nowilltolive4123]

When your family tree is a wreath.

[@l.e.b.3541]

Funny funny Family-Hulahoop

[@desmondcrowley4499]

Bruh

[@Soler4485]

You need more upvotes on this comment. I will help you

[@catwalkster]

Hahahahahahaha

[@Rubesmanzenski]

Lmfao

[@congo9881]

This reminds of the time in first grade I said "If the world started with only 2 people, we're all related" man I was so innocent

[@flagmichael]

Yet, since we apparently descended from Great Apes with a different number of chromosomes it is extremely likely we descended from the same pair of mutants.

[@LumboDumbo]

@@flagmichael Hey sibling

[@6tsalah]

no step sis anymore :(

[@collinnmckinleywarden1845]

This still gets my brain running. I always thought this and im still confused

[@Zireael83]

@@6tsalah best. comment. ever ^^ - thanks!

[@timothyvincent7371]

I was reluctant to view this at first because as a rural hillbilly U.S. Southerner we have often been accused of having family trees that didn't branch. I was prepared to be outraged but found this presentation to accurately present the truth about genetics. By the way, the Hapsburgs were rightly mentioned but has anyone traced the geneology of the British noble classes? My own American ancestry is mostly unknown because very few records were kept for people of their station in the early years of colonization, but they seem to include people from much of western Europe as well as some Native Americans, if I had impregnated one of my first cousins there should have been a genetic safety buffer built in. That never happened even though all of them grew up to be exceptionally attractive young women. If we ever launch multi- generational starship colony ships it would be easy to include genetic diversity in the form of frozen sperm and ova; I would think the greater danger would be that the would go mad and kill each other.

[@privateinformation2960]

UK royals are inbred as hell, as is pretty much every reigning family, the majority of them descend from Christian X of Denmark "The grandfather of europe" Lizze and Prince Phillip are 2nd cousins, both related to Queen Victoria. HOWEVER - it doesnt go all the way back to William I as different dynasties pop in and out. The RIGHTFUL heir to the throne of england actually lives in Jerilderie NSW.

[@toweypat]

Basically, all European royalty is interrelated. The Hapsburgs just took it to an extreme.

[@silence.9376]

*"The human brain is the most complex structure in the whole entire universe"* _-Human Brain_

[@paulgoogol2652]

you mean the female brain?

[@Rmac335]

@@paulgoogol2652 no.

[@LazyLoonz]

@@paulgoogol2652 😐

[@siyacer]

@@paulgoogol2652 my man

[@superfire6463]

@@paulgoogol2652 Did I miss a joke?

[@averagewikipediaenthusiast3088]

"His grandmother is also his aunt" How incested does one have to be for that to happen?

[@likesrush]

His father had a sister who gave birth to his mother. That's REALLY inbred. This means his father Y had a daughter X by his own sister Z, whom he married. Then Z dies, so he marries his own daughter X. She's (X )is the product of he (Y) and his own sister (Z), ok? So Y marries his daughter X and they gave birth to the man in question, whose name I missed because I was too blown away. After someone liked it and I was notified, I reread it and found that I screwed it up and it sat that way for a week. Sorry folks. Anyway, that's how messed up it is. I didn't think it was possible to conceive in this situation. I guess practice makes...uh.... possible? And the resultant freak survived smallpox? Take THAT Darwin. Or, way to go, Darwin. I'm not sure which.

[@cucumber623]

alabama

[@5050ChanceImSerious]

@@likesrush Not that complicated. His father bred with his own niece. (Aunt because she is dad's sister; grandmother because she is mom's mom)

[@5050ChanceImSerious]

His father bred with his own niece. Not that crazy.

[@5050ChanceImSerious]

@Noémi Szolnay His father bred with his own niece.

[@99temporal]

"why is inbreeding so dangerous?" *points at pug*

[@travin8987]

Inbreeding took a good damn frying pan to the pug`s face

[@somerandomperson1662]

Kid Chaor I feel so bad for pugs people only breeded them for there amusement

[@IHTCAU]

Pugs can barely breathe for their entire lives and they're pretty ugly imo

[@moogleydoot]

pug: *HHHRRCHH*

[@Alex-om8kb]

Don’t be pugcist

[@ElPatoLoco-v12jag]

Thanks

[@MrWeedCat7070]

Nature said: "Hell to the no." And Charlies testicles disappeared.

[@isaacraid9975]

🤣🤣

[@xael-the-artist7708]

Nature: OH HELL NAH SON. *Makes him infertile*

[@chanagui3945]

"the largest number of children produced by one couple is 69" ಠ_ಠ

[@daviddennis4376]

Nice

[@jaydeepalmer]

Nice

[@rlh9373]

No it 68 and she owes him 1

[@SugmaNatsu]

i knew i'd see a comment like this somewhere

[@Muswell]

What on Earth was her vagina & womb like after 20 . . & beyond ?

[@gabriellentz2516]

Dad: Are you winning son. Son inbreeding generations of pigs in Minecraft. Son: Yes.

[@blackswordsman8549]

😂😂😂

[@conlon4332]

I was worried about where that was going for a moment.

[@itsjustlukeRevive]

Hey winning I'm your step-bro

[@lunagotdippedinsauce9432]

i remember doing that with dogs and just releasing them into the nether afterwards

[@Rishiig]

Is that a Chubbyemu reference to his current latest video?

[@sriharshacv7760]

There was one article in a Pakistani magazine by a female journalist that read: Bhaiyya to Saiyya (Brother to darling) that dealt about cousin marriages among elites to keep themselves 'pure'.

[@washing.machine]

This is a long running mental disease in us Pakistanis. I hate it and even I'm to marry my own cousin without my will.

[@joeyvanostrand3655]

​@@washing.machine so what would be the consequences of you refusing to marry your cousin? I'm honestly curious. I don't know the culture. Thank you!

[@washing.machine]

@@joeyvanostrand3655 we're not even given the chance to refuse. If we do refuse, they'll probably banish us or even get us k!lled because it hurts their ego. But this is just a speculation, I've seen most people agree because they're forced to stay single all their bachelor life so you know better face the devil at home than the devil outside.

[@Sevein23]

Humans: inbreeding is dangerous. Also Humans: Let's do it to dogs.

[@user-dz2hj6jo5h]

Sevein23😂😭. R i p for all the pugs and bulldogs.

[@Sevein23]

@@user-dz2hj6jo5h Pugs are just mutants with a lot of breathing problems. I feel sorry for them.

[@viktorashistan7207]

That's.... that's not what they do right? They're just making dogs from the same SPECIES, i mean BREED fuck

[@anoon-]

@@viktorashistan7207 brother, sister

[@dominiccianciola3185]

Took me a solid 15 seconds to realize you arent suggesting something horrible.

[@nickywh1t3]

You didn’t have to look directly into my eyes and then wink as you called me inbred, I feel dirty.

[@petertaylor3600]

Cows and dogs are different, though. Look at pedigrees of prize mutts and you see the number of inbreeding. Enough to make you feel really ill.

[@republiquedujeu818]

I do too it gives me the chills just thinking about it

[@shodejun]

the way this was written lmfaoo! well put

[@scottyj6226]

HA, I dont like making eye contact, even with videos, I wasnt as creeped out, victory goes to shyest giant.

[@Ndlanding]

It would appear that all the comments here were written by inbreds.

[@ncpurge789]

“We, as a species, are essentially, fucked”

[@ilovemyfrog6648]

cant like it cuz its perfectly at 69 likes

[@levbiggs]

@@ilovemyfrog6648 it changed... I'm saf

[@hdhwkq]

oof

[@il9375]

you died bc you are part ofcthe human species

[@runsett]

talk about it... I am at work, listening to this and when he said it, I just lost it :D :D

[@Angie-mm9rn]

I so enjoyed your wit, your quiet irony and sarcasm. In the hopes that you keep it up in all your videos I'm now off to search for more😊😊

[@randomdude197]

“Inbreeding is dangerous“ What do you mean? My minecraft cows look completely fine after breeding with their own mother 244 times straight.

[@jallenchen6071]

That just means that the Minecraft cow is the perfect species with no genetic defects

[@Venaticorum]

hahahhah nice one

[@joshuaadamstithakayoutubel2490]

Laughed out Loud.

[@Mossyoakwendigo4.6]

Eww, reddit joke

[@strawber3seal_77]

Those are rookie numbers!

[@matthewofmoo22]

The guy doing his autopsy said something like “he was the most grotesque human and it baffles me he lived this long!”

[@vitriolicAmaranth]

I was shocked so many details of that autopsy were left out here. As I recall his lungs and most of his head were full of water, his brain was the size of a nut and he had no heart the coroner could find in his chest. If even half of it was true it really was bizarre and shocking that he lived as long as he did.

[@ithorn5554]

Poor guy honestly...

[@kramer1372]

i Thorn ... i was thinking the same thing.. poor bastard.. not his fault... now, excuse me while i continue my vomitfest...

[@daddyguy29]

vitriolicAmaranth that can’t even be possible how did he live without a heart

[@bethklecha5945]

Heart could have been flipped and on far right. Knew a kid with this condition.

[@orange-one]

It's illegal with siblings. Porn: "step"

[@AxxLAfriku]

I have two hot KZbinr girlfriends and I am the best KZbinr ever and YOUR savior. Good bye dear teeth

[@Soliac.Trahkorsky]

@@whatsgoodguys123 lol woosh

[@dellt3122]

When Sodom and Gomorrah was destroyed leaving only Lot and his two daughters, he fathered kids by his daughters, brothers and sisters and they are fine and that happens even in this twentieth century.

[@Ribbons0121R121]

watcha doin stepbro

[@ogsupremelyvida]

Ribbons0121 R121 what are doing in my room stepbro 😟😏

[@DihelsonMendonca]

⚠️ 6:21 "You can forget about a career on snooker" that was really hilarious. I love when these episodes have these touches of humour. 😅😅😅❤

[@shashigomes5265]

what about pool or billiards?

[@DihelsonMendonca]

​@@shashigomes5265Yes, Yes😅😅😅

[@nettlecider]

'We are the biggest bullies of the world' 'They shagged themselves out of existence' , dayumn bruh, you are getting more quotable by a minute

[@SerenityM54L2SAM5L5N1]

Pretty sure most animal empires are the biggest bullies, if we compare them with the civilized part of humanity. There's respectable, peaceful and contributory individuals out there.

[@Trlll]

Serenity Animals rape and kill and cause havoc more than humans, and we can’t stop them. And we think they’re the lesser species.... tsk

[@High_Monk]

@@SerenityM54L2SAM5L5N1 Except humans are an intelligent species and they can choose what they want to do while animals are mostly driven by instinct.

[@pharaohyami5000]

Well... he did mention we're all phucked. *shrugs*

[@perrynnlynch3811]

Great comment.

[@dukekessler6292]

It's never good when the "how I met your mother" story starts at a family reunion.

[@tja4379]

as long as it doesn't end there...

[@Ghuujjihfdtgvhkok]

Bro the other day I found out my parents are 7th cousins😢

[@phantomdream7442]

@@Ghuujjihfdtgvhkok You also share 50% of your DNA with a banana.

[@ketchups2777]

🤣

[@ss67camaronut]

I see that you have never been to Fayette County in PA lol.

[@DarshUK1]

That’s why the “step” part is so important in the phrase “What are you doing Step-bro?!”

[@marthazhang7704]

Lmaoo

[@garetclaborn]

....because...you're gonna have his baby????

[@Parrtorias]

And the great "What're you doing, Step-bro?"

[@SirLavii]

🤣🤣🤣

[@elliadora]

X-Entrik 97 what is that emoji 😹 also your name looks like Elon Musks child

[@M.Campbell-Sherwood]

I can confirm this first hand. My grt Grt grandparents were cousins (either once removed or second; their maternal grandmothers were sisters, it’s possible they were twins too). Anyway my paternal line is still paying for it and hard. They were the last ones in our direct line, that I know of, to intermarry. My dad’s mother had some family intermarriage, but nothing like my dad’s paternal grandmother’s family. Plus no one on my grandmother’s family seemed to be affected the way they are on the other side. They’re all just..different and in several ways. Some generations are worse than others and some aren’t.

[@esotericevan]

This guy would be perfect for the role of a 1930’s locomotive engineer. Edit: Thank you guys for the love💜

[@angelusvastator1297]

He even has the look.

[@jeremiahfry6799]

Have you heard of jshlatt

[@crgaming8102]

He is the good version of Daniel Plainview

[@Big.G5137]

Lol

[@Icykrissy]

This comment is everything

[@redegs_]

Teacher: your homework is to draw your family tree. The family tree being a straight line

[@ketmax2805]

it's a ladder.

[@doctorsarcasm.]

golden comment

[@detran09]

all your ancestors were asexual

[@sloppy_porridge]

Mines a fractal

[@moonchild9381]

----------me

[@richardcheese4680]

It’s very unlikely that exactly two humans survive. Either no ones survives or little groups all over the place.

[@Skye-ve6tc]

In theory one such little group could have only 2 people (or maybe just 2 people willing and able to breed) and depending on how spread out surviving groups are, they might think they were the last people ever. So in theory it would be better to search for other survivors if your intent was to repopulate the Earth.

[@ejc4421]

and with 2020 luck, that group will already be immediate family members.

[@googleuser9383]

Imagine a fallout scenario. Nobody would survive due to fault tec being idi0ts

[@bluesolace9052]

I could imagine someone about to start the repopulation procedure with their cousin and another group of survivors just shows up screaming: "WAIT NO DON"T DO IT!!! STOP!!!"

[@projectsanctuary7944]

@@ejc4421 or both same gender

[@OnceAndFutureDrengr]

Charles II was the last Habsburg ruler _of Spain_ but not the last Habsburg monarch (which was Karl I of the Austro-Hungary Empire, who fell after they lost WW1). That last eperor still has living descendants today. The family line lives on.

[@wanderinghistorian]

Thank you for pointing out that "inbreeding" at some point in human history is/was inevitable. Many people try to point at inbreeding as proof we can't all have a common ancestor when mathematically that HAS to be the case.

[@vhawk1951kl]

Au contraire it-*cannot*-possibly-be-the-case, for exactly the same reason that Darwin's fantasy is nonsense, and impossible.

[@kennyryan3176]

I mean technically a large portion of human society as a whole is in one way or another related to persons all over the world, whether it be first or 10th cousin

[@think_of_a_storyboard3635]

@@vhawk1951kl found the toxic creationist

[@simanolastname2399]

@@vhawk1951kl I'm sure you know better than all our scientists 😂 Evolutionary theory has been proven time and time again, via direct observation and the most solid of predictions. Anyways, Evolutionary theory actually shows much the opposite - aside from literally the first microorganisms, we do not *have* to be inbred. Since evolution is a gradual process and we did not "suddenly become humans", there was probably just some colony of anatomically modern humans that bred, and there did not have to be 2 "first" humans. To think so is honestly absurd from an evolutionary standpoint. There was a moment around 70,000 years ago where it's estimated that due to a supervolcano only ~1000 humans were left. Inbreeding probably happened, as this was probably not one big colony of one thousand people and you need that full 1000 people to maintain genetic diversity by some estimates. Unlike creationism, which claims that we are descended from 2 people, and also claims that every single animal today is descended from just 2 of its kind. (Adam and Eve, Noah's boat) I don't think you really understand your own position, Peter.

[@TKUA11]

Idk about that. At one point our genes were more pure and healthy and could handle inbreeding

[@mohammedalssamraey9581]

“how that master plan failed to work, I guess we'll never know” Literally I almost died laughing at that 😅

[@LUNATICME]

I know, me too. 😂

[@OtherPony]

Glad you survived bro. I laughed too a bit at that

[@petertaylor3600]

Happy and safe laughing, Mohammed.

[@mauz791]

9:56

[@alankrebs856]

"Climate Change??? Uh huh. And "woman" with "penises". They think we are Morons.

[@zaydansari4408]

Was expecting him to say we are related, in a touchy endearing video conclusion..... Then he called me inbred

[@maria-melek]

I was expecting that too

[@anysailer]

To be fair, his point was that we are all in fact inbred including himself.

[@alexandralite835]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@python27au]

2:45 my grandmother had 12 siblings. I think the main reason was the lack of TV.

[@ThanosDestroyeryearsago]

The fact that the most number of children a couple had was 69 is hilarious.

[@TheLastGotlander]

ok

[@saracole7623]

Indeed it is.

[@leahkatz3250]

@Caleb Hossli LOL

[@MagicHjalti]

Nice

[@vitriolicAmaranth]

Heheh sex number

[@taongamasenyama6316]

"incurable ugliness and a chin like a sledge hammer" got me in tears with laughter

[@yolamontalvan9502]

Now I understand why Donald Trump looks like the photo in the thumbnail.

[@scoopersketchy]

The crimson chin

[@lala9251]

🤣🤣🤣

[@theonionqueen3519]

One correction: the common theory now goes that we didn’t kill off Neanderthals as much as we absorbed them. Through breeding, we just kinda streamlined into one species.

[@Nanamka]

Isn't it rather that the neanderthals were prone to raping other sapiens, so they left their genes all over the place, but are not the main "species"?

[@LadyAdakStillStands]

@@Nanamka Both species took advantage of the others females for sport or circumstance (village raid, trade, ambush). Each considered the other "ugly" but an acceptable receptical "to relieve ones needs". Animal sex was not desireable but present and Neanderthals we're considered animals as it was. Cross-breeding brought about deformities of their own, but over 40,000 years, most have been bred out or absorbed. Similar to Australia's position years ago that they would "breed the blackness" out of the Aborigines by placing them with whites. Nowadays the cultures are splitting more rapidly as blacks and whites combine, Asians with Europeans, Chinese with Hispanic, the resulting children as diverse as ever! Except for North Koreans. They're a little different and unique in avoiding polluting their countrys gene pool. Have a great life cousin!!

[@artchic528]

Basically all humanoid ancestors on the big family tree of humankind were in some way assimilated or “absorbed” into the fold through interbreeding and the combined genetics and traits that resulted had been the beginning of our modern day selves as homo Sapians. Basically all da hominids were gettin’ freaky with each other in a massive interspecies orgy for a few odd centuries and we’re the end result.

[@theonionqueen3519]

@@awofstlkr8500 Ok? The fuck is your point? Also, why did you call them “knuckle draggers?”

[@artchic528]

@@awofstlkr8500 Actually, Neanderthals we’re very intelligent. They were actually the first humanoid ancestors of ours to practice ritual burial. They even made cave art, which shows signs of advanced intelligence and creativity. The odds are that we all carry some Neanderthal DNA inside us. More so if you’re of European descent.

[@xiamrm]

That couldn't have been a picture of the Vasilievs, if they were from the 18th c. (1700s). First photograph was taken in 19th c. (~1825).

[@TobyTuesday]

You are correct. Upon reverse image search….. Joseph F. Smith, president of the LDS church shown here with his wives and children. WIDTSOE COLLECTION, UTAH STATE HISTORICAL SOCIETY (C.1904)

[@jackjohnson4524]

“Adam and Eve create the worlds most disturbing family” a novel.

[@KevvStarrGaming]

Fr lol

[@JaymeSplendid]

Then came Noah and his family and their wives and they did it again....

[@jackjohnson4524]

Jayme Splendid the sequel

[@yungactivist]

Lol

[@pauloazuela8488]

I already know that we might be part of inbreeds but I couldn't fathom how much it takes for it to avoid all the dangerous effects.

[@mikewatman5445]

It’s not incest if you shout “No Chromo”. To all fellow GiggUK fans that liked this: “Anime is trash, and so am I”

[@sammymayes7648]

under rated

[@distant2819]

This actually got me dead lol

[@moxypicture5681]

no bromance 🥴

[@OP-1000]

communist rat . That wouldn’t lead to offspring at all.

[@KING_NJADAKA]

that was sooo corny but still take this W

[@WSB1469]

Videos like this are a refreshing change from the cringe that usually fills the trending tab.

[@indridcold8433]

I do not know. Incest is rather cringy. However, I have a really hot first cousin that is suffering from a broken heart that suggested I visit her trailer and bring her some moonshine, a moon pie, a clean pair of panties, and wear a Richard Petty hat. She said she wanted for me to help her forget her boyfriend that went to prison for making the meth lab in her bathroom. Poor girl. I think I will paint a number 43 on the side of my car, get the moonshine, the moon pie, a clean pair of panties, and wear the Richard Petty hat for her. It is the least a concerned cousin can do for her.

[@DeathBYDesign666]

It's cringe that you follow the trending tab first and foremost. I only ever see it when I first log on from a new device.

[@dontreadmyprofilepicture5102]

DONT READ MY PROFILE NAME!

[@DeathBYDesign666]

@@indridcold8433 LMAO!!! Get er dun!

[@indridcold8433]

@@DeathBYDesign666 Yep, she will be walking with a limp, a musky smell, an early pregnancy, and a smile on her face after I comfort her. Junior will be great. He will be able to sing a duet with himself, being born with two heads.

[@Hailey_Robinson33]

Sadly I love telling my classmates we are all related each time they ask something… yes I’ve known for awhile now sadly… and mostly definitely knew before this video was even made…

[@MrSucc-fp7rt]

Years ago, he was a business man, with a suit and tie. I come back years later and he's a Cowboy. WHAT

[@fernwhite9158]

He took the only right path a man can choose.

[@thomasridley8675]

Its called getting older.

[@kidd3836]

Evolution

[@vernaute2803]

British cowboy

[@rivolinho]

Gotta have that hook

[@natalie9527]

This is fascinating stuff. I am the descendant of 1800's Mormon polygamists on both sides of my family and there were several occurences of a man marrying both a wife and daughter pair, and members of the separate families marrying and having children. I don't have a family tree- it's a family wreath, and even 6 generations later there are a handful of health problems. Edited to add: I do not endorse polygamy and I do not support inbreeding, and many of my cousins and I have actually gone out of their way to avoid marrying relatives, which is hard in some of the more rural predominantly LDS communities.

[@matthewlacey4198]

"A family wreath" damn, I've heard some people say the Habsburg family tree was less a tree than it was a bush, but a "family wreath" is a hell of a description, hope your health isn't too much of a concern :)

[@attackedbysnakes3640]

Damn bruh that's crazy, the feds couldn't get me to fess up to something like this

[@williardbillmore5713]

This is exactly why congenital deafness is so common among the LDS community. For example In the famous Mormon Osmond family consisting of eight brothers and one sister Two of them, Virl and Tom are profoundly deaf.

[@bl1tz533]

Hey bro

[@aileenhampton6911]

@@williardbillmore5713 Um, congenital deafness may occur in that family, but I don't think it's common at all in the LDS community.

[@svennap3125]

So basically we just watched our insanely distant cousin tell us we’re all related

[@traviscooper8756]

Yep pretty much sums it up, guess we are just one big incest ball that is humanity.

[@Eren03eren]

@@traviscooper8756 Sweet Home, Planet Earth

[@dr.grapegissilent2353]

This is a bit odd

[@ProfPuffOfficial]

Our population genetic diversity and genetic drift outpaces inbreeding luckily

[@zacziggarot]

If you're breeding with another human you're doing inbreeding? We need catgirls NOW! 😂

[@Hippiechick11]

I am very, very distantly related to the Hapsbergs. And strangely, I have jaw problems. Not a huge long jaw, but joint problems.

[@cstuart5638]

I absolutely love him speaking in such a factual and professional way and then saying "We, as a species are essentially...fucked." He starts off the sentence in such a professional and factual sounding way, I found that really funny.

[@BeheadedKamikaze]

It's funny 'cause it's true. But that actually makes it kinda scary too...

[@peterkotara]

Nobody does it quite like the British.

[@kienvu4690]

I heard focked ?!

[@FarmerFpv]

He also called us inbred, lol.

[@blixxy1320]

something tells me he started the sentence off in a professional and factual sounding way

[@catonfire5010]

Scientists: “INBREEDING IS DANGEROUS AND BAD, YA’LL” People who own pugs and bulldogs: 👁👄👁

[@alexfelton4934]

That's selective breeding isn't it?

[@UberMangaka]

@@alexfelton4934 Which in this particular case is a fancy way of saying inbred. Ever wonder why purebred dogs have so many genetic defects and conditions? This is the reason. People Habsburged bulldogs into existence, a breed which often has about as many serious genetic problems as the later end of the actual Habsburg dynasty, not the least of which is difficulty breathing since it's literally genetically made to have a smashed-in nose. I don't recall the specifics it was on Adam Ruins Everything a few years back.

[@socmonki]

@@alexfelton4934 nowadays i dont think inbreeding is as big a problem, but back when dog breeding started, and for a long time after, inbreeding was part of getting the traits they wanted. its really sad, because a lot of dog breeds have serious health issues because of it (hip problems, breathing problems, etc). cats were done in much the same way.

[@caden995]

Alex Felton usually selective breeding is just inbreeding

[@MyName_Jeff]

@@socmonki It still happens, that's why we have dog breeds.

[@quokka_11]

"It's all going to end in tears and atrophied testicles" is my new go-to phrase when things don't look good.

[@emmanuelle678]

Lol

[@mlokole254]

😂😂😂

[@Mangsaab1954]

Stop microwaving in plastic then!

[@margaretlouise6200]

Why is it always testicles that get the credit or take the fall? The only active role for the lady parts is Pu$$y whipping. It's just not fair. And when I get to be a girl, I'm going to do something about it.

[@ChelseaFootballClub1905]

Randy Marsh

[@karatecorgi7685]

Thoughty2 always presents his content in a factual but funny way that sticks in my mind ❤️ Love your vids, dude :)

[@themooreclan1220]

No wonder I'm a virgin, my brain is telling me everyone is family.

[@fylthl]

Good thing I am from Alabama kappa

[@LiveLaughSmile_]

😂😂😂

[@tommegg8486]

@@fylthl must've been nice having those sledge hammer chin children aren't ya?

[@Bridgeburner4477]

yeah, that's the reason.

[@Bridgeburner4477]

@Copycat Singers if adam and eve had sons and daughters and they had sex to repopulate the world that is incest.

[@bobthebobman7457]

Alabama: “what are you doing step-bro?” Royal families: “What are you doing bro?”

[@andvil01]

So Alabama is to blame for the stepsister porn?

[@johnnysins4715]

@@andvil01 probably

[@johnnysins4715]

@@andvil01 and the sister porn

[@ultimatealien1001]

A bit of Kentucky and West Virginia too 😅😋

[@waynegacyii9010]

New Jersey ranked number 1 in incest. TV education on display.

[@Lolcontract]

Me: “Wait a minute, we’re all inbred?” Alabama: *points gun* “Always has been”

[@cristiandominguez8353]

Hahah I read that shit in hill Billy accent

[@Mitch2294]

Arkansas says yea what’s the problem. Been like that forever.

[@dr.grapegissilent2353]

@@cristiandominguez8353 Me too

[@caiorezei]

Gosh darn it

[@okkia4122]

Que hunter x hunter music

[@gedq]

Interesting little factlet: the distance from the Earth to the Sun is known to astronomers as an "Astronomical Unit" (AU). The ratio of 1 AU to 1 light year is almost identical to the ratio of one inch to one mile. This means that if you draw a dot roughly the thickness of a human hair, then another dot half that thickness one inch away, the furthest humans have ever travelled from the earth is from the centre to somewhere around the edge of that smaller dot. And Proxima Centauri is four and a quarter miles away.

[@KakashiRoyal]

Thougthy2: "Rouge A.I.s" Subtitles: "Rouge gay eyes" Both have potential here.

[@nf4866]

I didn't have subtitles one, but I looked away at that part and heard "roe gay eyes". I figured out what he meant when I saw the robot. He's really got to work on where he puts the emphasis when he says that.

[@brettnelson7518]

I hate those rogue gay eyes looking at me.

[@dreamcastdazia4753]

WHOOOOOOAAAA

[@lil8ill973]

Anything but the gay eyes

[@lostanguishbladelord2461]

They're screwing around with the circuitry. They're turning the slagging machines gay and I (don't) like it.

[@nathanthedumbass7415]

When you tell the Alabama kid to draw his family tree and he draws a circle

[@CsykKrit]

Funny, but we all know he wouldn't be able to work the pencil

[@boombam9611]

It then all comes and then ends with him and then you realised the greater horrible truth, in the Center of the line connecting him and his relative , it draws out to a boy

[@Hhhh22222-w]

@TAKEDOWN India also has a high inbreeding, strangely Israel too, Middle easterners are whacked

[@Hhhh22222-w]

@Karla Kirkpatrick that's not true tho, there are many Islamic countries that have very low inbreeding rate, its has mainly to do with the culture of the region, usually first cousin marriage are allowed in middle Eastern culture, tho lots of western European have first cousin marriage too, but they mainly higher in immediate family inbreeding

[@enjamessimpson]

@@Hhhh22222-w India is not in the middle east... It's directly under China.

[@ChubLesD]

Farmers in Minecraft: I reject this claim

[@kilstradamus]

Farmers in Minecraft: Heh!

[@helicocktor]

hmm

[@roxaszy984]

now that is scientific proof

[@Sophia-dy1nw]

*hits them with carrot

[@planetstrength8798]

You’ve been eating tainted meat

[@Misty-b4o]

1:47 "Assuming the all the important bits survive the apocalypse in full working order." 😮 Took me a minute😂😂😂

[@kippie2293]

This the type of video my biology teacher would show us when she didn’t feel like teaching

[@Icykrissy]

I’m a substitute teacher and this is the type of videos I’d play in Science class lol

[@charlesjenkins7130]

She was hungover.

[@StopFear]

Maybe you should stop whining about your teacher.

[@jasonshirrillmusic]

but then today she would get fired because it was not woke

[@No-sv6mu]

My mom's parents were 3rd cousins. When she does something stupid my dad says, "this is what happens when cousins marry eachother." Haha. My grandparents were far enough removed. And the marriage started off as arranged for my grandmother to come to the US. However they had a long and loving marriage till my grandfather unfortunately died in his early 60's. My grandmother lived to her early 90's and she never stopped mourning his loss. I miss both of them dearly.

[@dellhauk3934]

second cousin can marry but not first

[@No-sv6mu]

@dell ha uk nope second cousins is too close for comfort for me.

[@madangel71]

dell ha uk, my mother parents were first cousin, and they made 10 beautiful and normal children. My mother is the eldest at 77 now, and they are all alive and well still. The only thing some have in common is some degree of diabetes that came from my grand mother. Some of my mother siblinds that have low degree of diabetes, just need to be careful about what they eat so it's not even so bad. Out of the 10 sieblings, there are 19 childs (I have 18 cousins). Of those 19 childs, I don't recall any of them having diabetes... so I guess my family got lucky with the first cousin marriage on my mother side parents :)

[@active.7universal]

what's trong with rhat? sorry vout NY rost rexting 😢my extra rumb gets in the qay dometimes

[@themudpit621]

@@dellhauk3934 Your second cousin is the grandchild of your parents brother or sister. If you think that's OK, just because it's legal, then seriously, don't tell your parents.

[@BrinyGale]

I first learned about incest through a shirt from Abercrombie that read ‘Everything is relative in West Virginia’ and my older sister explained..

[@YEPCLOCK69]

Did she show you in theory or practice?

[@nynydabarbie]

Good it's West Virginia not Alabama

[@Kotifilosofi]

T-shirts that make you think are the best 😁

[@BrinyGale]

123123123123 123123123123 🤨😂

[@DonCarlione973]

This one really made you think 🤔 Thanx man! Great episode 👍🏻👍🏻

[@Rumple88.]

Charles V: "Mummy says it's a strong chin for a strong boy!"

[@henzohewson]

Yes, a strongly inbred boy.

[@lil_ghost5802]

I see you watched oversimplified’s video that included Charles V

[@TKUA11]

Nowadays our elites abuse children, instead of being inbred, still as disgusting though

[@icesister1493]

More like "mmy ss ts stng cn fr stng b" bc he couldn't talk well

[@Unpug]

oversimplified! :D

[@alnimri]

This might be a little immature, however when he said the record was 69, I was truly hoping for a *_"Nice"_* .

[@richardmorgan3665]

I know I said it

[@alnimri]

@@richardmorgan3665 same here lol

[@xitcix8360]

Everybody said it, perhaps not aloud, but everybody said it

[@mithmoonwalker]

as a jojo fan i will grant your wish. NIICE!!!

[@alnimri]

@@mithmoonwalker granting wishes in JoJo didn't work out well for Polnareff lol. What's the catch here mate?

[@jay_wong5430]

“That's 69 by the way” Master Oogway: *There are no accidents*

[@sontang5621]

*Master Oogway

[@saltycracker2344]

Genghis Khan had more

[@olliegoria]

SaltyCracker Yeah but not with the same woman

[@moralityisnotsubjective5]

@Thomas Taylor Still. Poor Woman.

[@Pachabel]

@ Kevin Getzoff 😂

[@andysix246]

Love this tongue in cheek delivery, brilliant 😂😮

[@Olhar.Internacional]

In 2015 I came across your channel and got inspired. I tried to make 2 videos following your style and guess what, these 2 videos are my most viewed ever across my channels... 2.2 million views and one with 1 million views. Thank you for the inspiration.

[@realnanawa809]

Damn, thats impressive

[@Richard-r1x7d]

Very good video. Thank you cousin. Did you know that 30% of I know you do.

[@lambichlambrovski9956]

That was the most long and well structured insult ever.

[@robertpillowjr.1672]

Your videos are the best!! Just beilliant! God bless you my friend. You and your team!

[@pyra1488]

Now you know why it’s always “step sister” instead of “sister”

[@doomguy5112]

Bruh

[@jpvoxdawg]

why is there so much of it tho?! They took all the hot chicks and made them step-sisters.

[@geethsan1567]

what are you doing step bro

[@ristokaratisto6068]

But why is it always the washing machines

[@jpvoxdawg]

Risto Karatisto HELP I’m stuck under the coffee table.

[@duchi882]

"This is why inbreeding is so dangerous" *Hentai:* I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that

[@GinDenkai]

I was waiting for this XD

[@SJrad]

alabama: i'm also gonna pretend i didn't see that

[@EPICOddOtaku]

Well most of the stuff I watch they are not blood related so Idk I am not qualified for any of this suff

[@samanthirathnasiri1654]

BIg Ed ISin the title

[@mithmoonwalker]

yiff: how do i have more class porn: your litterally animal porb yiff: and you are human porb hentai: ummmmmmm porn: im atleast not social taboos

[@vgernyc]

"My family tree is shaped like a doughnut."

[@19ars92]

let me guess, youre an american

[@JosephX_USAF]

The Child O-Onii-Chan Baka

[@lukasksjn9113]

Family donut

[@Tw0Dots]

The Child HAH its funny that you think America is where the most inbreeding is because of the memes Let me tell you about a certain island...

[@alfieeogrady9465]

Sweet home Alabama

[@dudeatmenangle]

I love your work, a couple of good chuckles today.

[@edsayshey3314]

Fun fact: when I was looking at my family tree, around the 1800s one of my relatives decided it would be a good idea to have a baby with his daughter

[@mychannel-rt2gn]

Ew, he raped his daughter. He’s evil

[@g09_retuermasamanthap.retu22]

Oof

[@shanice8351]

Damn

[@eldeuce9609]

Nothing fun about that 😂

[@IveGotBeef]

oof what the actual hell

[@monarch7744]

That blindness thing explains quite a lot about Dr stone and why those villagers suffered from eye disorders

[@JonborgVA]

Ayyyy a fellow DrStone reader

[@JonborgVA]

@Чечи their avatar is Steins gate but they're commenting about DR Stone

[@righteousbrother9402]

What a great show, I skipped over it countless times but always planned on watching it, and when I did I was utterly disgusted with my self for not watching it sooner, marvelous show!

[@divib1313]

@@righteousbrother9402 exactly dr stone needs more attention. What a good show and a modern masterpiece. Makes you think a whole lot of things

[@josephjoestar953]

Dr. stone was great, same with Steins;gate. Yeah all the genetic diversity was removed so the fact they lasted that long means none of them had any particularly deadly traits which is pretty rare.

[@ardanwin5724]

He should have said "Thanks for watching... brother"

[@seekanddestroy7343]

That's funny.

[@jdz3742]

nah nah. “Fam” Then it covers the other 52% of the worlds population too

[@jack-gf6jw]

"Brofer"

[@gracep4288]

Maybe siblings since there are women viewers

[@NathanHaaren]

not brother or sibling, we are all (far) cousins siblings would be if we had at least the same mother or father

[@travisihs08]

Yeah here's a thing. When my friend and his wife worked on their family tree's they found out they were 8th cousins. I'm 9th cousins with my friend and I'm 5th cousins with his wife on my grandma's side and 7th cousins with his wife on my grandfathers side.

[@apoorvgupta2039]

This is what it would look like if KZbin would have been there in 1920’s.

[@benp.865]

@kyto o r/BoneAppleTea

[@andowski8776]

Ben P. Reddit Moment!11!111!1!

[@danaltamirano2546]

I love it

[@elvistesham8119]

The suspended fit tho 😂😂

[@roseparish7625]

“We are the world’s biggest bullies, after all...”😂😂No truer words could be spoken 😂😭

[@lelandb387]

Every species that has ever been on top have been bullies.

[@gappyspins]

There has been *If an Asteroid strike occurs, We as a Species are essentially fucked*

[@misterskeleton_yt7854]

@@gappyspins we are like cockroaches Only drunk and high at the same time

[@RED-my9hl]

Maybe because we are the only ones that are smart 😂

[@archerer98]

Of course the record for most children is 69..

[@iamrni248]

👌 Can we get 69 likes?? YESESSS Who ruined it...

[@Stuntmachine14]

Nice

[@andrewcarmichael2371]

Nice

[@quantumx9729]

Nice. Lets get this to 69 likes

[@Nic0lasAn3lka39]

Nice

[@philippest-hilaire1105]

One of your best episode ! Thank you !

[@steel8231]

Hapsburgs: "Inbreeding is bad? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!" Seriously though King Charles had something like an Uncle-Grandpa-Dad and a Sister-Aunt-Mother. Even half that shouldn't be possible.

[@starventure]

His family tree was shaped like a diamond. That and many of the women in his past were uncle-f*ckers.

Papa Charles boinked his mother who gave birth to a girl who's papa Charles sister and daughter,he then boinked her and she gave birth to Charles...that makes her his mother, sister cause she's his dad's daughter,aunt cause she's also his dad's sister...its possible 😂😂😂

[@rafal8560]

That's the origin of uncle grandpa

[@DR3ADER1]

Interestingly enough, the Habsburg's inbreeding not only led to them losing Spain and its possessions in the new world. It also led to the Golden Age of Piracy(many pirates of that time, which included Blackbeard, Black Bart and Hornigold fought as legitimate Privateers during the War of the Spanish Succession) and the rise of the British and French empires taking the center stage for the entire 18th century.

[@rogerhelms95]

My brain hurts after figuring out how the king Charles thing is possible

[@justanothergamer7918]

When your family tree is a straight line

[@faith9196]

Bruh😂

[@mareo187]

Well that's a weird looking tree

[@justanothergamer7918]

@Mareo187 lmao. More like a family stick.

[@firstlast9504]

a circle

[@nonperson9825]

My life didnt matter

[@inhobiswinecellar9571]

I’ve known two people who had generations of family marrying family. And they both always spoke proudly of it after joking about their own handful of health conditions.

[@anneofgreengables9096]

😦

[@jenniferroach4153]

I grew up in a neighborhood full of families who were all related. I didn’t realize what that meant until I was older and now understand they never married outside the family. It was looked down on if they were to go outside the kin people…

[@timothyjuarez5306]

My Mom's Family had a ton of this. Time to start the Alabama memes. Seriously, family tree is more like a vine.

[@ms.annthropic6341]

This is…soooo unsettling 😬

[@marniekilbourne608]

I blame the inbreeding for that pride.

[@binarywolfcia85]

I really hope that no one monitoring my internet starts asking questions.

[@Shortstoryys]

1st comment

[@lifeonmars478]

Murder and incest/ frequent tinder usage ?

[@Jaywin228]

If you think this is bad for your history, you should watch Soft White Underbelly’s video about the Whitaker family

[@fordin6431]

@FBI- Federal Bureau of investigation - BRUH

[@JonsDough]

“Why inbreeding is dangerous” Me - *MUTANTS*

[@t.thomas8919]

The hills have eyes too.

[@herbthegreat5226]

😂😂

[@gordonlumbert9861]

Which is rarely positive.

[@eyralamol8918]

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!!! Cant wait!

[@Battleguild]

Cue 90's X-Men cartoon intro theme.

[@BMN_Prime]

I like how to auto subtitles thought he was saying "rogue gay eyes" when he said "rogue a.i's"

[@arloracc]

I do got some rogue gay eyes tho 👀

[@Dylan-hc2lu]

SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN! THEY'VE BOTH GONE ROGUE

[@a3tuka]

Dylan Bollo lol

[@chocolatesugar4434]

🤣😂

[@Iburn247]

Haha

[@Matttt-tj1zr]

8:55 *[enter Cheydinhal sanctuary] What is the color of the night? “Sanguine, my brother” [door opens]* Sanguine is deep red, the color. “Con” is “ to be with” . So to be with your same blood. What a great word

[@theredneckdrummerco.6748]

I just want to point out an error, It's actually the bottleneck effect you have referred to in your example with the island of Pingelap because the genetic drift has been caused by a random natural disaster, whereas the founder effect is due to migration of a population.

[@debbiehenri345]

It could be happening right now on Sentinel Island, following the massive Indonesian tsunami a few years back. No one knows for sure how badly that island was affected.

[@matthewweeks2362]

Read your comment first...then your name..lol

[@theredneckdrummerco.6748]

@@matthewweeks2362 I'm not sure I understand. The name of my account doesn't desolidify the value of my argument. I may be a drummer, but does that inherently devalue the worth of my intellect? I think not.

[@petertaylor3600]

@@debbiehenri345 It helps to learn how to swim, I suppose.

[@petertaylor3600]

@@theredneckdrummerco.6748 Drumming is a good way to practise belting your kids, y'know.

[@maximusmilazzo5760]

Error: this video is blocked in the state of Alabama

[@cloudmonkey7716]

This joke is overused.

[@cloudmonkey7716]

@Sam Lim This joke was never funny m8.

[@ErnestLemmingway]

@Wladpad people don't realize the prominence of inbreeding in middle-eastern countries is on a whole other level.

[@jesse9713]

How many times did you scroll by this comment before you decided to write it?

[@kt-xy5zo]

Matthew Chandler I’ve lived in Alabama my entire life. Never met anyone who is inbred, never met someone who knows someone who’s inbred, etc. I don’t doubt that it happens, but it’s not definitely not common. I’ve heard this joke my whole life and yeah, it’s really old and lost it’s humor years ago.

[@jelkehuisman]

This is actually a ridiculously complex subject. For my finals projects in highschool, I tried to design a bunker for the apocalypse to help humanity survive (ambitious, I know). For that, I needed to find out how many people would have to be in it in order to kickstart a healthy population to repopulate earth. At first, I figured I could cobble together some magic number of succes, but after some research, I found that I couldn't even begin to understand the intricacies of repopulation. In the end, I just came up with a random number. 234. I got a B.

[@axiomshift4666]

It’s something like 50 fertile people. But 500 plus is preferred

[@OurDee]

A joke I always liked, "Your family tree goes straight up."

[@creepycritterkaden9338]

"So what are your hobbies?" Alabama: "Let's just say I like to live on the edge."

[@YakubiteZillions]

Gay

[@Leksaboi]

Ok stepbro

[@SerenityM54L2SAM5L5N1]

So many Alabama jokes, so few jokes about Islam, even though it's a way more common *phenomena' within that religion and its countries.

[@asiabibi9946]

@@SerenityM54L2SAM5L5N1 lol what?. Incest doesn't have to do with religion. If someone does incest why do you always have to bring it on religion. Im not muslim but I'm sure that many muslims dont infact do it. The only ones that I heard do it are kids and families that are in conflict like on Syria Palestine and Yemen and Kashmir. And I'm also pretty sure that islam only allows 1st cousin marrige. And that is only if their is like a crisis. Which sounds pretty reasonable to me as long as the kids are not forced into marrying.

[@asiabibi9946]

@Leo Maunsell I know it is. Your point?