the DODGIEST online safety videos

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[@sophie7780]

"your willy is rubbish" is the most british phrase i've ever heard

[@Fattipotato79]

Your sausage is rubbish

[@yerisbakery]

ur fanny is minging

[@Mr_Kiwi]

@@yerisbakery bloody hell got a proper bloke chatting smack over ere

[@yerisbakery]

@@Mr_Kiwi tried to come out with the most year 7 insult i had.

[@mmcgrath2510]

It was my school’s favourite phrase for a bit after they showed that video 😂

[@BR4DGFX]

Girl: about to get groomed by a nonce Will: WHERES THE MCFLY MUSIC GONE

[@johnmarkarth2249]

So you got alot of bots on this comment good job 👍

[@user-ze8fr9wq1t]

@@johnmarkarth2249 yep, that’s proof of a good/ popular comment lol

[@littleadam5740]

When i first read this i read it as “girl: about to get nonced by a nonce”

[@sixthdegreesunburn]

@@user-ze8fr9wq1t really? I once got a comment with one like and it had like 25 bot comments.... wait what happened to all the bots?

[@johnmarkarth2249]

It seems all the bots have died

[@ten0me]

The “I saw your willy” ad was shown to us by the police in a school assembly when I was in secondary school (probably about 13 yrs old). It became a big meme and I still quote it to this day almost 10 years later hahaha

[@Cogemz]

I saw it when I was in year 2

[@dafanofbp]

i saw it in year 6

[@midklay]

i saw it in year 5 lmao

[@Destile666XD]

I remember I didn't like that ad I thought it was weird but I love it now it's funny

[@ShadowPrime69]

Y’all get all the fun I never got to see it

[@josephmcgowan6212]

As Peter got noncier his name gradually turned into Simon.

[@PickleCraftPlayz]

Lmao yes

[@victoriasayer8522]

LOL

[@klarabarunovic9841]

I wonder why🤔

[@kerys6548]

imagine being called simon and watching this

[@S_i_guess]

@@kerys6548 simon "miniminter" minter watching this:

[@drumobsession8644]

No one: Will: let’s Nick that Memeulous vid from 3 years ago

[@Filbertfox]

i was literally just thinking that

[@yungw1zzy179]

69th like, oh yeah baby wooooh

[@jimmycoonan8975]

I saw the thumbnail and thought it looked familiar

[@deakenwilson4930]

My first thought 😂😂

[@phebethetrapezoid1178]

my first reaction tbh

[@ccobat8919]

“Dorris you dirty old tart” 😂😂

[@rya6429]

That's such an iconic quote, I love it!

[@Trant956]

Here at 666 likes 😳

[@ccobat8919]

@@mental_lagpoo9725 oh I’m so sorry 😒😒

[@tmgneo8467]

“Is this a nonce documentary” 😂😂😂

[@thetwitchfurry5548]

I'm just imagining that in sir David Attenboroughs voice "and here we have a noce in their natural habitat, he's in the Bush outside this kids window, what will he do next, just watch"

[@ShadowPrime69]

Nonceumentary

[@C_McGee69]

The Jade and Becky ones were ALWAYS shown to us in school by our IT teachers to the point where the whole year could recite the whole thing. It's weird seeing them again lol, dredged up memories I forgot I had 🤣🤣

[@bay7522]

George who did this 3 years ago: "I've never seen it done before so im gonna crack on"

[@sokuii]

he didnt say that he said i havent seen it before

[@iwantsexseemyvideo1694]

Tvj

[@dababylover4209]

@@sokuii yes he did

[@iwantsexseemyvideo2053]

Biggs

[@iwantsexseemyvideo6868]

Gucci

[@Broccolie]

“That’s where I get all the kids from” -William Lenney, 2020

[@ookthen]

i wonder what kind of things u dp ;)

[@Broccolie]

@@ookthen person ones

[@Asteros1453]

"I saw your willy" was literally the biggest meme in school after it got shown, no one would stop saying "Your willy is rubbish"

[@audrey7025]

“I saw your willy Alex“ flash backs to the we need to stop James Charles video.

[@smoodius3600]

HAHAHAHAH

[@sheilacassidy2937]

Guess he's apart of butters group,

[@im_a_shouty_mathew_baynton9867]

i had to watch this one at school once utter shambles

[@tilliee_]

we used to watch the second one all the time for “internet safety” in school💀

[@emilyblissmansfield-holbro8206]

They played it at mine too and that was this year XD

[@katelee1434]

same lmaooo

[@colinryan2170]

Same

[@dabbingperson9236]

They showed us the second one at my school as well.

[@yourmother2364]

Oml same I never understood where the fuck she got the billboard from.

[@sopheibentley1071]

if you didn’t see that second one in skl did you even go to british school?

[@JB-yu5ho]

How will hasn’t seen the I SAW YOUR WILLY advert is unbelievable

[@domw5539]

"I saw you willy" that was top notch in safety in primary school

[@laptopcase]

Yeah had to watch it on a school trip fml

[@glyphocyxniefwe1416]

No one like it

[@glyphocyxniefwe1416]

69 hehe

[@sofiahardy7974]

Warning zone?

[@domw5539]

@@sofiahardy7974 wdym

[@meganlouiselowery]

the amount of times i’ve heard “i’ve saw your willy alex” makes me cry

[@lukebp7]

really cool comment my g

[@-_.Melody._-]

These replies are actually a mess...

[@meganlouiselowery]

@@-_.Melody._- i know 😭😭😭😭😭

[@aquaz.marina.777]

@@lukebp7 ..wot

[@carriick6785]

7:23 the police officer in my school showed us all it I couldn’t stop laughing

[@HeatherChandlerBQ]

Same! I was trying so hard not to laugh but literally everyone around me was taking it seriously

[@drawingsbymelissa8764]

7:47 he looks like the guy from Angus things and perfect snogging 😂

[@niolebainbridgeX]

“Why have you printed it off” “PUT IT AWAY GAVIN” “THEY’RE GOING TO SEE” crying 🤣🤣🤣

[@Optimal126]

The grandma in the I saw your willy video

[@Sandra-ye8kp]

I absolutely lost it there 😂

[@ell_5.456]

I'm dead 💀

[@HeatherChandlerBQ]

9:00 for reference

[@PickleCraftPlayz]

I love that bit lol

[@ellaclarkee6023]

Omg they made us watch the “I saw your Willy” one at school. Everyone thought it was comedy gold.

[@stumblebumble5313]

As they should as they should

[@lukeduale1403]

We had to watch the last one, and the only thing I remember was him playing cod world at war lmao

[@grassy141]

Yep. Happened at school and at a internet safety thing.

[@jayf5084]

Omg yeah same in year 7 we thought it was hilarious

[@jayf5084]

Yeah I watched the last one too

[@ghost4clan384]

I can’t be the only one who had to watch the ‘I saw your willy’ one in school

[@mental_lagpoo9725]

imagine having "nonce" in your acting portfolio

[@idkidc2156]

The way they actually showed us the second one in like year 3 😂 I was terrified

[@lewis_bubba711]

SAME LOL

[@grandtheftak3666]

I did police cadets , they had to show us this , it killed me

[@shutup3497]

I live in Norway and we have a wayyy worse one, I wanted to puke for uncomfortable it was like damn

[@inez7625]

same then the police came to talk to us the next day and freaked a load of people out 😂

[@bigbyrome]

Dude we had the 'I saw your willy' one lmfao

[@bognabucko5606]

Who else has seen at least half of them in school? Typical British childhood

[@roxann222]

I’ve seen them all

[@roxann222]

lol!

[@leila-ec4zz]

i remember watching the willy one in year 6 (this year b4 lockdown 💀)

[@srirachanoodles6914]

Shown them when I was in year 5 and year 6

[@Venus-gh9gp]

We watched the same one every flipping year

[@_connoriscool3823]

I saw that one with that little girl and the old man at school and I said to my teacher after the lesson that was actually fucking hilarious and SHE AGREED WITH ME and I started laughing my arse off

[@stanyard]

"saw your willy" is the best internet safety video, probably tied with ceop's consequences

[@DrX-dh6th]

imagine being the actor in one of these and ending up being known as the guy who was a nonce in a video that every british kid got shown lol

[@jessicacantle3504]

🤣

[@GonkGonkGonk]

Rate the profile picture

[@jessicacantle3504]

@@GonkGonkGonk thanks lol x

[@themo0nishot482]

So everyone just gonna ignore he didn’t say “right hello?”

[@maceymccagh3938]

He did tho

[@lucasmadd3n]

“Is he the gruffilo or something” killed me🤣🤣🤣😭

[@wolfmarley0970]

“I got her exactly where I want.” Me:Between the legs

[@tom_8753]

"He’s not exactly MI5 is he" 😂

[@syfe2662]

Hmm No Replies?)

[@mattierose2588]

I REMEMBER THE SECOND ONE AND THE “YOUR WILLY IS RUBBISH” ONE FROM MY CHILDHOOD JDJDKSJSJDJ

[@jordanjudek]

yea we watched both of them in primary school

[@iliketoasters6963]

Same we did

[@kaiyacampagnac4628]

The 2nd one disturbed me 🤣💀✋

[@toxic-positivity9267]

we watched them in secondary school in like year 9 💀

[@dodderss]

Same got it literally 3 weeks ago in year 10

[@lucyb6512]

we watched the second video in primary school like every week😭✋

[@pr3tty_v1sitor]

2:11 My IT teacher in primary school literally showed us this and said ‘ this may be old but it’s still the best’

[@onelusciouslad7841]

I’d give that one a 10/10 just for “Your willy is rubbish!”

[@onypvp2454]

They showed that to us at a cyber safety class at school...

[@Milk-xp1jz]

@@onypvp2454 same lmao

[@blossomchan6428]

Oh Pojjhttj nvm

[@Rucklidge65]

@OnyPVP same

[@thespug2687]

@@onypvp2454 same in primary school for me

[@mccabe2874]

I remember that man from the thumbnail, how could anyone forget

[@thcoolest]

Memeulous made a video on him XD

[@Getinthebath]

Yeah the nonce from George's video

[@Getinthebath]

@@thcoolest no shit Sherlock

[@gg-xx9vz]

Yeah George made a video on it

[@jimbob06]

Its the rapey zac effron

[@FinlaysFireSystemsElectrical]

"Newsflash the world sees alex's willy'' gets me every time🤣

[@jesussfavoriteginger699]

1:42 “Suitably Clapped” 😂😂😂 also, 6:46 “PiZZa”

[@lozzyedz8552]

"PUT IT AWAY GAVIN"😂 "THEY'RE GOING TO SEE!!"😂

[@bessie9789]

@@iwantsexseemyvideo1694 um what

[@Big-BoiSteve]

That isnt me. I'm not a pedo

[@iwantsexseemyvideo7149]

Sec book

[@iwantsexseemyvideo1694]

Dry bk p

[@evaulrich-oltean2826]

I criedd

[@mikehorsfall6484]

The best part about this video is that my old school actually showed the “I saw your Willy video” to my class in year 6

[@AhmedAhmed-hu3he]

Same

[@joebrinecraftygamer3369]

Same

[@bex4697]

Year 7 and 8 for me like 😂

[@yyokcin]

Me too but in year 7

[@codyriot6890]

same

[@veronikaderkach7936]

Ok but these videos were so effective 💀 I was so scared to talk to anyone on the internet for the longest time or even go on online games

[@mqdixo]

The fact that the kids name is Alex makes it funnier 😂😂😂😂😂

[@fifitrixabel4758]

Video: *shows the girls hat by a river* Will: "wHaT! dId He EaT hEr? DiD hE gObBlE hEr Up?

[@Pete_R]

Is he the gruffleo

[@tomfoolery597]

@WANT SÈХ - Rita 24y.o !!! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! I don’t know what’s worse, the fact they’re making these ad accounts on KZbin now or the fact 23 people actually subscribed. What a wonderful world

[@totalfootball9721]

Mooncake

[@paigek_art]

What actually happened to her tho.. I don’t get it

[@iwantsexseemyvideo7149]

CCTV jol if

[@iamacuppateaofengland4303]

just imagine going everywhere and everyone says "! SAW YOUR WILLY!" when you catch eye contact

[@iwantsexseemyvideo1694]

Bub

[@chav3136]

"What happened? Did he eat her? Did he gobble her up?" Uh... Will... no. I-I don't think so.

[@mbtw]

We were actually shown the “I saw your Willy” like a couple years back. Absolutely shocking

[@spoon7177]

“Jenny is the predator here cos she likes Michael Jackson” anyone remember that time Will was wearing the black Michael Jackson shirt?

[@AxxLAfriku]

GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I watched this video and it is really not that good compared to my perfect videos. GAGAGAGAGA!!! This is NOT self-promotion! This is the reality! This is the world! We are the people! Don't disl****ke my vide*****s, my dear spo

[@Minceraft69]

yeah, he said it was a 'dodgy part of the wash cycle' at the time but then in another video admitted he used to really like michael jackson when he was younger lol (also i'm sorry, I dont know what you did to deserve those replies)

[@sofip6293]

as opposed to white Michael jackson

[@Kookie_Crumb]

@@sofip6293 okay that made me laugh

[@Minceraft69]

@@sofip6293 oof size: large

[@guccymia4622]

“Your Willy is rubbish” how British could you be

[@gabbypizz]

Omg we were shown the one with Becky at primary school wtf...🤣🤣

[@freyaazz684]

8:28 Wait, i know it probably doesn't say this, *BUT IT LOOKS LIKE HER DATE OF BIRTH IS 22ND APRIL 1595 LIKE WHAT-*

[@crusader7772]

The guy saying he's 13 as if that wouldn't still be a year 8 with a year 5 😂

[@calcha1274]

im just going to ignore the other guy in the replies

[@perrytheplatypus3950]

@@calcha1274 s a m e

[@deuders8574]

"why does the man speak with reverb on his voice" makes me cry

[@afreyno1923]

When you see a video that your teacher showed you at school: 👁👄👁

[@benadkins1979]

6:50 was dying for about 10 minutes 😂🤣😂🤣😭

[@mollyblake676]

We had to watch the second one at school for “internet safety day”

[@alpha_842]

Same

[@bickbick9172]

Same

[@amroge8703]

Same

[@s_blitz4663]

Same

[@harrisongriggs7698]

Same

[@MaRtinhalls45]

Will: WhY hAvE YoU pRiNtEd iT oFf GaViN!!

[@iwantsexseemyvideo7149]

Bud school in

[@tastyfiddle]

that bloody 'gavin' one they made us watch in year 10 and none of us could take it seriously. the whole assembly was laughing by the end. did they really think that'd help? like, genuinely?

[@tec3562]

Will when he doesn't want his son to end up as james charles: 1:15

[@jingyjongman6038]

Will : Jenny’s the predator because she like Michael Jackson , Will: wears Michael Jackson Will what are you trying to say !!

[@jakemullane1969]

I watched that safety video in school

[@jdwmyt]

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space? A: He wanted to find Pluto!

[@letsbyavenue648]

Cringe I don't know if you're a bot but if you aren't I love all your jokes they make me happy

[@ClaraMercury]

I think he’s trying to say down with mj

[@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzt]

@@letsbyavenue648 hes a bot and not funny

[@subhan4883]

"OHHHH HE WANTS TO RAG HER." Spoken by a man with determination

[@subhan4883]

@ol' man 'rantrum Why tf would I do that? That's just sad. I think you saw it when one person only liked it

[@om-1869]

you’re gamerpic scares me

[@jayc9194]

Filthy jager ash main

[@subhan4883]

@@jayc9194 do u have PTSD from a Ash n Jager main lol. I do well with them so don't call me a filthy ash n jager main. Get Gud Kid

[@jayc9194]

@@subhan4883 r/woosh

[@Scooby_dooby_do_latifi_is_poo]

At 7:15 it's trying to suggest he killed her then dumped her body in a river.

[@simonconnelly2846]

i still stand by the fact that down here in australia we have the most gold safety videos ever

[@ferrarileadstrategist319]

only og memeulous fans will remember

[@briginshaw1]

Thought I was the only one

[@harrisoncoates7015]

That nonce face is legendary to us

[@TheRealSteveHarvey]

I remember

[@Twisheyfx]

trueeeeeee

[@spaghettihairguy650]

Me too

[@astelevey]

"your willy is rubbish" gonna try that next time when arguing with someone

[@thebenoshat55]

Newsflash: THE WORLD HAS SEEN ALEX'S WILLAH

[@ameliabennett6093]

The last one is like those videos you watch in year 9 assembly about internet safety. Ngl I swear we actually watched that 1

[@WoeShinobi]

The ‘your willy’s rubbish’ one was a personal favourite school assembly I’ve ever had

[@joshuabrooks5155]

Didn’t George do this like 38 years ago?

[@ddeadstar]

Yes

[@zacherylucas356]

Yes, that is exactly what I was thinking

[@rulebritannia8438]

Biggest Nonce

[@woahitsgrace]

Jorge

[@tahvrr8274]

He’s ran out of content and he needed the quick cash grab

[@georgianbay9589]

8:55 always gets me

[@Bidzeotravel]

I watched that social media one with Pete in, at school to learn about internet safety. 😂

[@deffonotluke]

Me: Mum can we watch memeulous? Mum: we have memeulous at home Memeulous at home:

[@johnnybrooks2044]

In it memeulous made a video just like this

[@lesbianage9538]

Wait but for the 10 year old one wouldn’t they have had to get the actual kid actor to do that pose?!??

[@oliverp3545]

Believe it or not but 'Cuties' wasn't the first piece of media to have child actors doing questions things. Like ever heard of 'Dance Moms'?

[@tompr6588]

i see your point but there is no way that actor was 10

[@HeatherChandlerBQ]

@@tompr6588 Yeah but she wasn’t of age either

[@buttercup5343]

2:27 We watched that at school 😂😂😂😂

[@lilysmith7181]

The fact that I was showed the second and third videos in school as fear mongering for the internet... 🤷‍♀️

[@envis4437]

"its like hes making a big nonce documentary" i acc cant

[@loco5801]

Will is just everyone at the assemblies watching it

[@Shade_paws2736]

The “I saw your willy” one at the park with my friends. Wasn’t in school, but it was still just as funny

[@willm5611]

Nial will get in trouble with his playgroup if anyone finds out.

[@CalIunn]

Is nobody talking about how will, jackmate, and George did videos on this like 4 years ago?

[@retr0uk313]

I was going to comment that

[@scarlett6143]

rumour has it the more will's hair wobbles the more sincere he's being

[@shadepizza4217]

7:07 is basically the intro to halo reach

[@annie4276]

Will: Imma make an video about an online safety video George: First time?

[@lara339]

Me: takes cringy pictures The police woman that came into our class: we could access your pictures if needed Then me: oh **** Edit: ty for all the likes😊

[@trashboy1420]

Me, looking at the 1000+ memes saved to my phone: *oh no*

[@lara339]

@@trashboy1420 hahaha I have been scared ever since 😂

[@dld6959]

@@arcadesic2808 bruh thats a crime mate

[@teeminger5111]

N O N C E

[@joebloggs6922]

@@arcadesic2808 Mate. Delete them. That's not good

[@milliesabine2107]

“I SAW YOUR WILLY” remember watching that in assembly in year 7

[@kristen3427]

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen this it’s so great!

[@nothingmuch2348]

OMG THE SECOND ONE WAS PLAYED AT MY PRIMARY SCHOOL AND THE THIRD ONE and then for the rest of the day everyone kept shouting I SAW YOIR WILLY

[@imtoad4820]

that video was school comedy for like a year XD

[@rambow-zebra3885]

Same

[@imtoad4820]

@@rambow-zebra3885 love the pfp btw XD

[@alfiepaterson6295]

What’s the second video again?

[@ruby-jf9vl]

ALL OF THEM GOT PLAYED AT MY PRIMARY AND SECONDARY 😭😭😭😭 IVE SEEN THEM ALL AT LEAST 4 TIMES 😭

[@willowsill1]

‘I SAW YOUR WILLY!’ ‘I SAW YOUR WILLY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MINE?’ ‘YOUR WILLY IS RUBBISH!’ These were all quality phrases from all 5 years of senior school

[@hanabishaven]

I love how the “report abuse” button automatically summons the police XD

[@user-ip3de3iy5g]

PLZZ I actually watched the second one in school and seeing it is bringing back traumatic memories

[@reaIIycooI]

Ciarans edits are so funny; he technically does what he’s asked 😂

[@fayboundalberti]

its not ciaran on s2w

[@weston791]

This is probably ciarans second account

[@actualswans]

@@fayboundalberti will said ciaran at the beginning

[@iwantsexseemyvideo7149]

X Cyn Lough

[@iwantsexseemyvideo1694]

Dry bk

[@wifeofkeithpowers]

2:19 The thing is, I actually remember my primary showing us this video.

[@terrierkid1099]

Same

[@jahodyjsoucervene668]

OML they actually showed the second one at my primary every year 😭😭 Edit: also the 3d one Edit2 also the 5th one smh

[@lolawood8800]

Seccond video is ICONIC

[@marniescatchard2109]

THE FACT THAT IVE SEEN ALL OF THESE FROM SCHOOL

[@gigi-xz1cs]

stop the last one was a teacher favourite for “internet safety”..played it us every two weeks

[@iamomzi4981]

The last one was played in my class and I swear we quoted the Don for weeks

[@lilymyster9562]

The sad thing is my school made us watch these with the youngest children we came out traumatised

[@AeroFortnite]

ikmagine being the donny that acts as a ped in these and getting recognised in the street Why did this get so many likes

[@Jeech10983]

LMAOOOO

[@broomstick4003]

@@H0ezx_ yea what does ikmagen mean all i see is ikmagine you just typo-ed a typo

[@f1_alex235]

@@broomstick4003 Wooow, having a bad month?

[@broomstick4003]

@@f1_alex235 it was 2 months ago and i didnt mean for it to come across as passive aggresive, sorry for the miscommunication! :)

[@f1_alex235]

@@broomstick4003 Oh, Don't Worry! I thought you were being rude for no reason haha

[@user-pc2zj7bt3d]

Lmao i love the amount of effort that goes into these vids

[@justadam6309]

@@elispabeth LOL

[@cassidyjune294]

Zero?

[@alpabet9122]

Yeah sitting down watching videos while you pay other people to do your editing is “effort”

[@XReactionsOG]

@@alpabet9122 oh your very smart no one knew that

[@mahfuzrahman913]

0:37 *Am I a joke to you*