The Dollop

Comedians Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds examine movie action man Steven Seagal.
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The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds: Comedians Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds picks a subject from history and examine it.
Each week hosts Dave Anthony and Josh Olson watch and then discuss an episode of The West Wing.

[@PizzaChet]

I love listening to Dave and Garethy, however the real substance starts at 10:40

[@ConspiracyFactist]

Thank you 😊 I hate infomercials

[@pande1461]

Play this at 1.25x too, otherwise it's ridiculously slow.

[@drew9141]

10:45 actually

[@kylemcnamara8514]

Just the pure Pokémon-levels of evolution this man has endured is astounding: Started as a good for nothing rat-bird, upgraded to the dog that took on the Yakuza (and people think Air Bud is a hero, pfft) And that wasn’t even his final form: He sat beneath a waterfall for 40 days and ascended into sealdom, becoming the ultimate man: DOG-THE-SEAL-SEAGULL, BOUNTY HUNTER, PhD. LLC, the seagull-dog-seal America deserves. And goddamn, I’ve been searching for a strong male figure to fill the void in my soul from when dad left to get cigarettes and forgot to get me some. And I think… I think I finally found him, the man I can aspire to be like.

[@ItsNotShakespeare]

This is fucking gold. Did you come up with that dad left to get cigarettes and forgot to get me some

[@padgetbarger4452]

You already did Count Dante

[@lizziej72]

10:45

[@sndrb1336]

doing god's work

[@BunnLilah]

Was this specific episode posted where people have never listened to The Dollop? This is episode #526 and people are talking about it as if it's episode 1 and gonna fail lol. Bizarre comments on this one.

[@ScruffyBruffy]

"I'm the cook" - Steven Seagal (probably)

[@Draffut2003]

I spent the entire episode thinking about him on South Park.

[@cudinutts5323]

Lol I eat poke bowls in Fullerton lol

[@luisgodines7701]

I didn't know that I wanted to know about Steven Segal

[@victorhell1907]

I doubt anyone really does tbh.

[@wakenow7612]

@@victorhell1907 Tom Seguras bit on Steven segal is hilarious

[@fillervision3]

Took me a second when I saw the title. This is gonna be GOOOODD 😂

[@TheParserable]

I had to check to see if Steven Seagal had died recently.

[@pineapplepenumbra]

"There's a new adjective, Trumpy", now?

[@thornyback]

I dislike how easily you brushed past that DV joke. It had merit and deserved to be recognized. Other than the dog jokes that got really old around min 30

[@foonsped865]

10 minutes before content. I'm going to sleep

[@foonsped865]

Worth the wait.

[@poodypooroo]

Sounds more like danger made him scared shitfull

[@spladam3845]

The bio information was entertaining, but the long winded silliness interruptions from the other guy who sounds like my friends trying to be funny was a chore.

[@gamingblowsofficial]

I had to tap out at the dog impressions. This is atrocious.

[@pokerwiz101]

Pretty hard to listen to with that guy making bad jokes at every new part of the story. Middle school humor.

[@danig-r550]

😂😂😂 this comments , who knew Steve seagulls had fans still , y’all are a bunch whiners

[@Rhopunzel]

I'm like 20 minutes in and the dog jokes and impressions are making me want to stop. Does it continue like this?

[@Lohanujuan]

I too ended up turning it off :/

[@mattbarrentine7056]

Where are all you freaks who just want straight up Steven Seagal facts from this comedy podcast coming from

[@patrickdowdy6576]

Thanks for your stellar insight

[@SourTrigger]

Is there an abridged version where there isn't an obnoxious attempt to force humor out of every 15 fucking words of the story?

[@SourTrigger]

Fuck it, I give up. Every single fucking time with the stupid dumb shit silly forced humor causes me to disassociate and I can't even tune back in when the story continues because I'm so fucking bored.

[@PelicanCanCancan]

I tried to listen to it but only got half way through this one even at 1.5 speed.. You could edit both of these parts down to about 30 mins.

[@Hoblin]

Agreed. I made it to the 45 minute mark at 1.75 speed. The "humor" is horrible and nonstop and way over the top. One (good) joke per minute is ok, but loud and annoying and overly long jokes inserted every 10 seconds makes this unlistenable. Especially when half of them are dog jokes. Jesus Christ, this was torture.

[@bluedistortions]

I thought radio hosts were bad

[@erakattack]

welcome to the podcast era, where all you really need is your phone and you too can ramble wildly. no production value necessary.

[@spladam3845]

Please make the guy who does voices stop talking so much.

[@DanJackson1977]

I think you dont really get the premise here. It's ok, they only explain it at length on every goddamn episode.

[@sarcastx]

I think this ain't the podcast for you, champ. Maybe opening Wikipedia pages and putting them through a text-to-speech program is more your speed?

[@spurge83]

Gareth makes this unlistenable. Dollop used to be good. Sad.

[@beowulf1417]

Y'all better at least be on the $1 tier on the patreon if you're skipping the opening ya turds!

[@jesse8600]

But its like 9 minutes of ads!

[@howardm.6753]

This episode should of had Tom Segura featured... Please hear my pleas and either redo it or talk tom into doing a reaction video

[@dagrimmreepa]

These hosts are intolerable.

[@stevezy4772]

Stories are great but all the interrupting with the annoying jokes almost makes it unlistenable.

[@dognameddisgrace1080]

I'm furious. This looks like it had potential but the, um, guest (?) has literally nothing to add apart from corny and annoying jokes. After every sentence. I lasted 10 minutes of the actual podcast. Hard no.

[@spladam3845]

He sounds like my unfunny friends trying to be funny. Trying too hard does not begin to describe it, at least pace it out until you have something actually funny to say. The host could barely finish a sentence of truly interesting material before he would say something dumb or make a stupid voice.

[@ViperFox_]

I agree jokes need to be toned way down

[@The-Game-Merchant]

These guys are like over 500 episodes in with a dedicated fanbase and they tour multiple countries a year. They've been doing it like this from day one and clearly it's working for more people than it doesn't work for

[@megamandrn001]

You can find an abridged version at the Autistic Institute for IT Guys Who Aren't Funny And Ruin Parties. I already told them you're coming, you should have no trouble.

[@hardpack187]

"Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump" -The Dollop

[@jesse8600]

Well he is one hilarious phenomenon you could say 🤣

[@AztecUnshaven]

Ignorant nonsense and hearsay, borderline slander. Seagal has a history with world class Japanese martial arts masters. His teacher was top tier master Hiroshi Isoyama, there's literal videos from Japan where Isoyama confirms Seagal's Dojo challenges in Shinjuku district and Osaka.

[@flowerpower1936]

steven, that you dude?

[@AztecUnshaven]

@@flowerpower1936 stop playing ignorant. Do facts not matter to you?

[@jesse8600]

Seagal is a clown, hiding in Russia because thats the only place where people take him as anything other than a joke.

[@joshuateubanks4302]

Commenter is the cook.

[@AztecUnshaven]

@Fundamentally Unorthodox ah yes, Basement trolls commenting on an accomplished master's credentials lol. Everyone's a tough guy online lmao.

[@JonesWazza]

10:46

[@sndrb1336]

bless you

[@mattschultz6356]

10:45

[@sndrb1336]

the world is better because of you.

[@jesse8600]

Hero