THE DUCKS

[@WrestleManiaX7Fan]

"Some say the ducks went to Canada. Others say, Toronto." I DIED

[@blondeeagles]

HereInMyLamborghini it's from the Simpsons

[@yourcanadiansenpai4478]

I was literally screaming at the screen: "CANADA AND TORONTO ARE THE SAME PLACE!" XD

[@Neon1880]

blondeeagles no the simpsons got it from this

[@matthew03891]

@@yourcanadiansenpai4478 I'm 2 years late but Canadians who don't live in Toronto don't like Toronto and wish it were apart of the states

[@slycoopervaultmaster1256]

@@matthew03891 I don't live in Toronto and I love it there.

[@em8991]

Joe Banks, 82 years young has come to this pond for the last seventeen years to feed the ducks. But last month, he made a discovery; the ducks were gone. Some say the ducks went to Canada, others say Toronto. And some people think Joe used to sit down over there near those ducks. But it could be that there's no room in this modern world for an old man and his ducks.

[@aa-jt1yt]

thnk you

[@CounStellar]

AI scrpt

[@ohsosweeney]

Was this I line From the simpsons?!??

[@unhhgcrxexhjvuvujchcrzwzwz7956]

If this was improvised this man was comedic genius

[@joojitaold]

NormadBear 1 this is from the simpsons

[@unhhgcrxexhjvuvujchcrzwzwz7956]

Rocky BigTeddy episode?

[@joojitaold]

"Girly edition", from a segment called Bart's People

[@zacharysherry2910]

Either way it's genius

[@musaabahmed3431]

@@unhhgcrxexhjvuvujchcrzwzwz7956 season 9 episode 21 i believe or 27

[@bogmummy8288]

i’ve seen the original in the simpsons but this guy’s deliverance and deadpan expression make it 10x funnier. also the fucking random head turning always gets me

[@isaacj3488]

you could stop at five or six ducks, or just one.

[@nasirhabib9986]

"I don't need ducks, they disappoint me".

[@zacharysherry2910]

@@nasirhabib9986 lmao

[@sluncture]

​@@nasirhabib9986 honey you got a big duck coming

[@iLikeTheUDK]

The bizarre editing is the cherry on top

[@meatypatte7125]

The weird cut at the end always kills me where he says there’s no room in a modern world that always kills me

[@bunnyboo39]

Love how he turns for every sentence to put emphasis and intensity in this ASMR 👌 10/10 would recommend.

[@fosterbaratta1656]

Yeah…. Thats the joke…

[@sarahharman9879]

The way he says ducks is low-key mesmerizing

[@ethanlivemere1162]

The best part is that he doesn't even turn to face a different camera. He either does a full turn every time, or he turns back the other way, intentionally trying to make it seem like he turns just a quarter, knowing it will get edited out in post.

[@faith2894]

*This is my kind of asmr*

[@cannedbeans3385]

Why am i watching this late at night

[@purplenurple6278]

82 years Young

[@portalbucket5365]

This is so sad, im literally shaking and crying rn😭😭😭

[@JokeHatesItHere]

All jokes aside he's really good at whatever he's trying to do

[@Lo-opss]

I think this videos came from an acting school or something like that, so idk if this method of learning works, but they sure gain confidence on it I guess

[@obsidiannutsack551]

Why hasnt this been recommended to millions of people yet?!

[@GravityK-b]

Been wondering the same thing.

[@kakashihatake6176]

He is joe banks *PLOT TWIST*

[@johnb1391]

Some say the old man couldn't keep his...Ducks in a row.

[@gforce07]

I don't believe it. I can't believe it. ...

[@PersonManManManMan]

*Ahahahahahaha*

[@TimDuffieRules]

This is just Dead Milkmen without instrumentation, and I'm here for it.

[@GrifGuy123]

This is so great xD

[@Karim-zx9ss]

OMG GRIF GUY I AM YOUR BEIGGEST FANNNN

[@Mr.Fluffy_Rainbow]

Why hasn’t this popped off yet?

[@Macho_Fantastico]

This was deep... I mean real deep!

[@deaddominus6023]

some say he is still looking for the DUCKS

[@jolksjumbojemi]

quinton reviews has been alive for so long.

[@AngryGoose]

I just realised this is from the Simpsons, season 9 episode 21

[@RootedHat]

That mullet is lengendary

[@VinchVolt]

This is the strangest start to a Twilight Zone episode I've ever seen.

[@wanjacarrez8464]

I love this

[@jayohen5918]

You're watching... Bart's People.

[@sadwitch7554]

82 years young.

[@forgottenvale667]

Has he lived 82 years... *or does he have 82 years left*?

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

I want to believe this is how KZbinr horror content creators exactly do while recording their commentary and narration.

[@siegebrickstudios4828]

_more dramatic than the titanic_

[@dirtydan9785]

"How crazy is that shit? Anyway I'm Rod Serling"

[@victorymansions]

Joe Banks, inventor of the 360° standing device

[@furniture5223]

A.S.M.R... 😍

[@yane8878]

Furn Iture ?

[@nrdesign1991]

All that's missing is "Harvest Dawn" from Oblivion, and the subtitles in script.

[@colin1370]

Oh no, not the ducks

[@RationalRyan]

"Joe Banks" is a strange way of saying "Hugh Neutron".

[@faselblaDer3te]

glorious ducks...

[@user-a6k9i6n9o6M]

We petition for the ducks XD

[@JMBraz1]

Klaus Baudelaire trying to explain something be like:

[@alexandrecholat1113]

boy you are a legend

[@-CloClo-]

The camera angles lmao

[@sgt.keyboardwarrior2580]

THE DUCKS WERE GONE.

[@orchetect7415]

Somebody needs to do a compilation of only the parts where he turns to or away from camera and just loop it

[@moopmeow]

i hope joe finds his ducks :/

[@flashnrt]

Is it just me, or does he kinda sound like the guy from the “Burger King Foot Lettuce” meme?

[@forgottenvale667]

Chills?

[@rionthemagnificent2971]

no, its you. Chills is more monotone.

[@rachelann2003]

The way he kept slowly turning 😭

[@ytn675]

Golden videos

[@gangsterman5590]

Is this jshlatt

[@andyblanton6570]

I hate the way that this became relevant.

[@heywhatsup5602]

the dutch captions without sound tho

[@zarrowthehorse]

*JOE BANKS*

[@collin3860]

He looks like Eric from FBE.

[@Totasfunnynumber]

Choose your character? I main the duck oracle

[@drewc9940]

the inspiration behind tony soprano

[@roziemie]

8 years later its still true

[@forgottenvale667]

WHERE DID THE DUCKS GO?!?!? 😢

[@redacted6202]

This guy better have got the fucking job

[@magefox_]

the guy during the video was like ⤵️

[@Starless2012]

Some say the ducks never existed in the first place

[@nicho8]

cool hair

[@lexdocks8262]

from the Simpsons, but this delivery is everything

[@zacharysherry2910]

Pro level awkward

[@p344y]

Why. Does. He. Keep. Turning

[@Coolquip43]

I can't be the first one to know that this is from The Simpsons right?

[@Mr.DudeMan]

you are not

[@MichaelYT23]

🗿

[@yyg4632]

so deepb bruh

[@Peeeeweeeherman]

This is so loud

[@kilsymendez2943]

ft. Toronto

[@c00kie_monstr]

Who’s joe?

[@mitchsorenstein2242]

joe banks

[@c00kie_monstr]

@@mitchsorenstein2242 oh no

[@mattobrien6502]

Why

[@notascam7808]

It's from a fucking Simpsons episode

[@asian_quacking_duck3739]

idk wut he is talking about

[@Joscat60]

leik if u cri evertim

[@Alejandro-ed2ym]

rata

[@the10ofdiamondscard]

this is a simpsons bit. #cancelled