The DUMBEST 911 Phone Calls.

[@grizzleyattack6242]

“Omg guys you won’t believe what just happened while I was AFK”😭🤣

[@KingBongHogger]

When I was 19 a lady called the cops on me at the library for talking about defusing a bomb. I was playing counter strike lmao. I had no wifi at my house so I'd chill in the back of the library away from any people on my laptop and I'd quietly use my headset. Thankfully the dispatcher called the library first and the security guard knew what was up right away. He came up to me laughing saying SWAT almost came because I won a round (he played too). The guy that butt dialed while playing Siege totally reminded me of that

[@5stxr.Surf500]

Thats the greatest fucking story ever bro 😂😂😂

[@W-H-z5l]

CSGO: Library

[@blueisthecolor3814]

Your wifi is so bad, what are you, playing in a library???

[@KingBongHogger]

@@blueisthecolor3814 Actually, I'd rarely go over 20 ping. They didn't cheap out on their wifi lol

[@blueisthecolor3814]

@@KingBongHogger w library

[@mudskipper3409]

Giving callouts to a dispatcher is crazy

[@fallingrez1133]

🎉 22:35

[@GoRavens51]

@@fallingrez1133 w

[@willbgm5x5]

@@fallingrez1133thank you

[@Tgarrick141]

The first one happens so often they have a term “Suicide by cop”

[@btheking8733]

fr shit is sad asf

[@Tgarrick141]

@@btheking8733yeah

[@WDS_Judo]

“I was playing siege”💀💀💀

[@eastonfuentes813]

Lmaoooo

[@BallsackBountyHunter]

Joe Fartolozzi

[@KjEdits109]

☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@zackeav]

🤰

[@5stxr.Surf500]

Deadass if i got swatted i wouldve said the same thing lmao 💀💀💀

[@tangentpeak7299]

Butt dialed the suicide hotline once. Was acting gay with the homies

[@carylard7828]

relatable

[@cooperallen7145]

Not even possible unless you had it in your last call favorite list. It's not a 3 letter number it's much harder😂

[@tangentpeak7299]

@@cooperallen7145 I think it’s like 888 or something there’s a new one

[@tangentpeak7299]

@@cooperallen7145 it’s 988

[@tangentpeak7299]

@@cooperallen7145it’s 988

[@sussyfcdcdcdc6347]

I feel bad for Joe having to read some of his brain-rot comments

[@BallsackBountyHunter]

Joe Fartolozzi

[@BallsackBountyHunter]

Joe Fartolozzi

[@BallsackBountyHunter]

Joe Fartolozzi

[@Spedbrenn]

W Joe and L chat are the two most common things I see like how rotted are their brains to sit there and comment the same thing 6 000 times

[@caseyhansen7914]

I hate them but I love how he always snaps back

[@kumozaoYT]

“I ate five homeless people because i though they were watermelons”

[@ImaSpinachLeaf]

I haven’t even watched the video yet but I don’t think this will make sense even if I do

[@lifewish.]

@@ImaSpinachLeaf you are correct

[@CeoOfMidStudios]

SAME

[@CasualCat64]

@@ImaSpinachLeafjust a little joke doesn’t have to make much sense

[@somberfella6631]

band kid humor

[@J8dnBrandt]

butt dialing the cops is crazy

[@jofishgaming7264]

Me: so how is it good to be a dispatcher Dispatcher: yeah some guy was playin Six Seige

[@BallsackBountyHunter]

Joe Fartolozzi

[@iM_JuSt_SaiYaN]

"I shot him through the window there's still two inside, going round the back to shoot the rest of them" 911 dispatch: "please god, sir don't do it

[@AlqhemyA]

dies and proceeds to call the other person a slur

[@IsaacHND]

Uploading this video as if you didn’t DESTROY my ability to walk twenty minutes ago

[@Sneakysniper4]

Bro what 💀

[@tastefulsubstance]

Nah fr. Left my legs shaking yesterday. Straight up tremors

[@nathanielwestrum6870]

We all miss him but this is disrespectful to his name. #longlivejoe

[@RhianeTurtonator]

LMAOO

[@Swiftaholical]

Nahhhhhhhhh

[@Davisthedudeedits]

2:35 made me laugh with a mouthful of ramen 😂 it's all over the table now💀💀💀

[@WaterForgeStudios]

One time when I was around 9 I think I was playing COD and butt dialed 911 but luckily I picked up before anyone arrived. Every time I think back on that I start bursting out laughing.

[@OPF_06]

joe is funny as fuck dude, no other content creator makes me laugh this much

[@EyeMaMoeRahn]

Him and caseoh are the only ones that make me laugh out loud

[@JSainte17]

Omg as a 911 dispatcher I'm so pumped to hear these. Every day people leave me speechless. EDIT: Idk why these are called the "dumbest". They're not dumb. The people are, but the calls aren't. Dumb calls are all around dumb. This week a woman called 911, not non-emergency, because a car had been parked across from her house, on the public street with someone waiting inside, for 15 minutes (they always exaggerate the time too, so I'm guessing 5 min) and it's "suspicious" because "that car doesn't belong to anyone in this neighborhood!" 1. Sure thing. You know EVERY car from your neighborhood, right. Also, god forbid a neighbor have a friend or family member come by and wait to pick them up. Impossible! They must be up to something! I'd love to have so much free time that I notice a car that's been outside 5-15 minutes.

[@zephyr1249]

With the first guy, a lot of the time, people who want to endgame themselves won’t do it because they don’t want to burden the rest of their loved ones with their death or with guilt over the sewerslide. Having someone else do it takes away that feeling of being a burden. Angelina Jolie actually tried this at 19, except she straight up hired a hitman (who actually was the guy who ended up saving her). That first guy just used the free option cause normal people can’t hire hitmen

[@brittleskittles]

Joe getting pissed at bad storytelling is the funniest and most valid shit ever lmao

[@AmandaBaker-qy7cr]

Bro, your videos are gold.

[@hino-ge3lm]

Ew a bot

[@FandomIsMonkeh]

b o t

[@trissybear08]

🤖

[@BoostedMonte]

Editors uploading his drafts , almost like he’s still here 😢 We miss you Joe! Fly high 🕊️

[@StarSkatez]

You’re not funny.

[@Depersoned]

tiktok type comment

[@reqquis]

​@@StarSkatezYou're

[@StarSkatez]

@@reqquis are you actually mentally ill?

[@AGuyWithAnOpinion]

@@StarSkatez Neither are you bro, calm down champ.

[@Seaturtle2837]

Joe never fails to fondle my flowberries

[@Jacksonlikesbean]

Yo what?

[@Ray-ct9no]

relatable

[@Zachary-jw5mc]

erm... what the sigma?

[@IsaacHND]

same

[@Zac-ys3be]

Right

[@theminiexplosionsjr.3008]

Can we all agree Joe has the best outro?

[@VonDruid0]

He does

[@MilafonvilleFonville]

Realll

[@mikealalee2889]

cop: did you win the game kid: ....no cop: *hesitates* whats your KD? kid: .... 0.06 cop:........maam your sons going to jail tonight. dont stay up.

[@marcusoneofwun]

“Wamai dead. Killed two!”

[@squarecircle_8886]

Fly high big guy🙏🙏🕊

[@jacksonlowther4509]

The siege one is so relatable 💀💀

[@Kahoneki]

blessed be thou when joe uploads

[@F3ARL3SSCH3F]

0:34 IS THAT MYSTERY RECAPTED?!

[@spamsam867]

My friend was playing cod and he accidentally butt dialed 911 and took him a while to realize he was talking to 911

[@ash.hend97]

NOT THE FIRST CLIP right down the road from my house 😂😂😂

[@BigDuckVR]

You just gave us your home location 💀

[@HenryDude-fc8sq]

i’ve watched joe all day

[@WDS_Judo]

Joe boutta carry the summer🤑🐉🐐

[@jamiejvr]

fire vid joe

[@samuraipro9532]

bro the throwing a bong out the window part killed me😭😭😭😭

[@joebeerlobe]

right on time

[@TSwizzel-b7f]

Loving the videos man, I didn’t realize I wasn’t subscribed for some time even though I watch your videos all the time.

[@tman302]

its like hes still with us🕊🕊🕊fly high joe

[@robowarrior5150]

Joe never fails to make a 4 hour car drive seem like 20 minutes

[@rileypope8478]

with the first one there was a guy at my school and literally less than a month ago he stabbed a man at a local bunnings and he got tased 3 times while walking towards police with a knife, he ended up getting shot and died, he also had a history of mental health and he ended up being an extremist he was only 16 (luckily the man he stabbed survived im pretty sure)

[@clashingrocks5079]

Joe never fails to make me giggle while he licks my toe cracks🤭🤭

[@Joehanson-j4y]

Love you Joey

[@vocal6472]

Fly high joe will miss y o u 🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊

[@sponmoto]

last day of school joe ya really helped me thru it

[@Wrldoncets]

W Bart for the upload it’s fire

[@Lucidashn]

My cup of Joe in the morning

[@not_zelk]

Imagine they actually found 2 dead body’s in Elijah’s house💀💀

[@Americaaviation3468]

“Yeah, uh I was play siege and told the guy I killed his whole family” 💀

[@why_tf_you_do_tis7941]

Thats the recap guy, mystery recapped

[@NoeDoe0]

W Joe another great upload fr ✔️

[@BlueBulb34]

Joe never fails to spread them buns 🙏

[@YourVODPlug]

DAWG THE SECOND STORY WAS IN MY TOWN I DRIVE BY THAT AUTO SHOP ALL THE TIME

[@evadivabryant]

my boy elijah unranked and butt dialed the fuckin police

[@iBridgee]

Some people really test the limits of common sense 🤦‍♂

[@xXSarahStrangeXx]

I feel called out with the 0.6 kd roast😞

[@Clipper-o9p]

THATS THE MOVIE MAN

[@Lolaaubgrwm]

ILY joe

[@YoungNalo]

I once dropped my phone on my car seat and it for some reason dialed 911😂

[@chiefbutters21]

the dispatchers need to be trained in siege lingo now

[@atreniv]

10:25 Hunter Biden????

[@KimberlyMartin-bg8ji]

Interesting perspective, got me thinking!

[@dearjesus7]

💀💀

[@BunkaVr]

The first video in the stream is called suicide by cop

[@Mohammedalmortada]

BRO YOU ASKED TO TALK WITH A SUPERVISOR FOR YOURE INTERNET????😂😂

[@I-Design-Stuff]

I would be crying and freaking out

[@JmanFortnite]

the last one happened in my neighborhood

[@legologan59]

The only time I’ve ever asked to see the manager was when I got stung by a wasp in Walmart and wanted to make sure they were aware of the incident.

[@bobbywillington1014]

the person who made the video sounds like the guy who summarizes movies on youtube

[@firedr1ll]

man its like he just uploaded .. rip joe, fly high 🕊 🕊 🕊

[@TheApe-hp5rd]

joe would be the worst police officer

[@Fry-wp3jt]

watching the first one and my dumbass went to go type in chat

[@marvelmania131]

1:30 / 3:11 Boost volume Lethal Company Song - "Over And Out" (Official Visualizer)

[@War_pig69420]

I pocket called my whole school group chat... 😭

[@Dontbmaddcuzubadd]

2:36 bro got 2 sacks

[@areyousaltybro1161]

Ubisoft gonna ban him for leaving too

[@arla8356]

W post hope your vacation was nice!

[@BombasticBBC]

Why did the Erik and Josh thing feel like an afterschool daycare conflict where one kid said another kid does something and they both tell different stories 😂

[@nailawilliams6344]

It’s so easy to not be intoxicated when driving. These people must have pea sized brains.

[@tempest4123]

joey is back yay

[@Mr.5pr1te]

once I butt dialed the ambulance with my apple watch IN CLASS!!!

[@Thegammingguy]

Womp womp

[@Mr.5pr1te]

@Thegammingguy bruh

[@l70235]

18:30 HIS PHONE ISNT EVEN BROKEN😭

[@kaede_gpo]

This is a true story, I was play fighting with my girlfriend (now ex) last year on halloween night, My phone fell under the couch and a chicken wing somehow called the police. They heard her squealing cause we were play fighting and came to the house 😭

[@lakethibodeaux]

i love joe bartolozzi

[@Avasteinhart]

Ok, STORY TIME!!😝😝 When I was in I think 5th grade or something my lunchbox called 112 it’s the police in Germany They were like „hello? Hello? Is everything ok? What happened?“ I JUST SAID SORRY AND STARTED CRYING THE OPERATOR WAS SO CONFUSED AND I WAS JUST CRYING I THEN TOLD THEM IT WAS AN ACCIDENT AND LIFE WENT ON😅😝😝

[@Zyari150]

perfect timing

[@lemonboi5833]

I almost butt-dialed emergency services one time.. and by one time, I mean several times 😭

[@itachisaskue963]

Whenever joe uploads I'm here

[@SlickAsIce]

Shoutout Fort Wayne !

[@HOMER_SENPAI]

Ive dialed 911 with my ass 2 twice while playing pickup

[@megakokobonbon2729]

is that mystery reccapped!

[@bearbear-hf7cn]

11:40 King of Juco?

[@Struzzzmann]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The “Sims” are all fat assesses😂

[@MnElite_13]

😂😂😂😂 first reaction

[@JaxonPorter-b7v]

Bro that crazy

[@Habibi72000]

Rest in peace king 💔

[@Johnpdf]

I have almost called the cops by accident too i stopped it right as i dialed it so ig didnt go through

[@thickersnicker1390]

Love you joey

[@AngelOfDeathValley]

Guys is no one gonna talk about that’s mystery recaps

[@Ryan-ym4fx]

I dialed 911 for a fender bender but I was panicking because it was my first accident too I didn’t think about the non-emergency number lol

[@Vmvx1234]

i miss joe so much

[@RanchInPants]

I watched this like 3 hours before this,welp guess we’re watching joe Bart now Lmao

[@ciscoh__]

bro self reported 😭🙏

[@Thegammingguy]

💀💀💀

[@S3op3]

My dad is a cop and he complains about people that try to tell him their rights as if he didn’t take a year long course to learn the rules

[@Hankstuh_69]

Its almost like he is still with us 🥺