The Dumbest Couple I've Ever Seen

[@CinnamonToastKen]

If you like wet noodles you may like this video! kzbin.info/www/bejne/npfVkn-EfbKpetU

[@daveo2992]

1 too few buttons Mr. Ken

[@runawayriot3853]

Will I lose brain cells from this?? I can't afford to have another aneurism

[@chilli-iceolive-abode2447]

I love yous two and you're pumping out the content I love to see. It's amazing how many nutjobs there are to make documentaries out of and then for y'all to react too! *Please never stop!* 🙏

[@williamsmith5340]

I like your videos 👍👍

[@melgmomma6700]

Pardon me Mr Ken and buff please cover the fact he got the bestfriend pregnant also and left them both

[@darkshader2740]

This dude would probably put a ruler under his pillow to see how long he's slept.

[@shikadragon]

PLEASE

[@ms.artichokecheesepizzawst3239]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ilikepizza4768]

💀💀

[@Jazzysketch]

Yes!😂😂😂

[@noobmaster6823]

I’ve heard this joke before but it never gets less funny

[@imnotagingeriswear]

Dad: “Don’t kiss a boy until you’re 18.” Hailee: *“Don’t worry dad, I won’t.”*

[@loverboyn-n-SoupBrain]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kay19129]

💀💀💀

[@g3arjammer837]

PFFFT Hahahaha

[@fbi5229]

I

[@mcmxcix9998]

Definitely big pp

[@buglover7400]

You can tell Ken is terrified of his daughter meeting a dude like this!

[@clomyst]

😂😂😂

[@josepholberding2776]

I'm pretty sure ken would beat a guy like this's skull in

[@deadslugs]

Cant wait for that roasting bf youtube video

[@easternrebel1061]

To be fair, any reasonable person would

[@cypherdk85]

Same. My oldest turns 16 this year...

[@Lilliz91]

Mathew seems like a guy who would have no ragrets tattoo on him.

[@floooorgangg]

Ya know what I'm sayin'

[@Gidgyz0rs]

No regerts

[@everyfiend835]

No ragrerts

[@kaczoreuropejski582]

Lol amlost he quit for buy cigarettes and never come back 🤣

[@agereartist3763]

No regreets

[@missy2mrs810]

Ken's unbuttoned shirt is sending "I wanna get my noodle wet" vibes right now

[@georgia2568]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@emilian7052]

17:30

[@AxxLAfriku]

One thing! Just one thing! Please tell IT to me: WHY tf do I have so many fans even though no KZbinr is unprettier than I am? WORLDWIDE!!!! WHY??? Tell me, dear melissa

[@missy2mrs810]

@@AxxLAfriku idk man, you are very pretty

[@georgia2568]

AxxL just for this comment I’m disliking all your videos

[@skwerwl]

This should be a condom ad for parents with teenagers.

[@juliaanne3826]

😆😭😂💀

[@tit4tat639]

Most effective!

[@remnieresias5625]

OMG YEEESS😂😂😭😭

[@lilplaguedoc6682]

Bro ikr? The sad bit is that the few kids who would only do anything if there was a condom or any sort of protection (such as myself) the parents are always like "y'all can't even be alone together for like 2 minutes cuz then you'll come out pregnant even tho you're trans and your bf is too innocent for anything and you won't do anything cuz yknow. You're trans and hate your current body so you'll get caught up in the moment and get pregnant in 5 seconds of being aloneee" .... This is an actual conversation I've had with my parents. ;^;

[@tipra5040]

yess

[@coyotelady6132]

It really scares me, that anyone can just reproduce

[@sanjivinsmoke9154]

True

[@JustABowlOfOats]

I lay awake every night thinking of this same exact question

[@jazzy7805]

What sucks is when the people who are prepared aren’t able to reproduce. :/

[@fatnproud14]

LOOOL

[@sanjivinsmoke9154]

@@jazzy7805 aye man, adoption is not the same as reproduction but I guarantee the love is the same

[@silvally5464]

i feel like moms laughing to try to hold back her instinct to kill him

[@PoptartParasol]

I would beat him to a pulp on live TV if he said this to me to my face. Honestly, no wonder he daughter turned out that way, what a push-over.

[@LoftySkye]

Ken: “as a father, I am very uncomfortable” Me: “as a 15 year old, I extremely uncomfortable”

[@guidetoanything]

And lo, we were all made uncomfortable that fateful day.

[@stalwartnerd]

Me: "as a 16 year old, i feel tremendously uncomfortable"

[@IPukeFire]

I'm 15 years old and this is a What the hell to me

[@jessicacollins4042]

Lol

[@ineedsleep4071]

As an 18 year old, I feel like a goddamn grandma watching this video

[@CelestialMoonx]

I’m almost 24 and I can’t even see myself having kids yet. My life is just starting i’m still young as hell. So weird seeing KIDS have kids.

[@sanjivinsmoke9154]

I don't want to scare you but by 30 the quality and quantity of your eggs start dropping quite a lot. I'd say the best age for kids would be 28/29 but that's just probability and numbers though

[@McMwalshy]

Best age is 18 cause that’s when u can get the best guy lol no guy wants a washed up old hag that’s 25+

[@sanjivinsmoke9154]

@@McMwalshy talk about yourself im 19 and only fancy 23-29 women. 18-22 usually aren't mature enough and make me feel like a pedophile even though I'm the same age

[@CelestialMoonx]

sanji vinsmoke cool this is my life though and all my family has had kids at over 30 and everything is fine. I dont have the financial stability and probably wont in 4 years enough for a kid. I’d rather live comfortably with my kid(s) then have kids because my ‘quantity of eggs’ is dropped and struggle.

[@CelestialMoonx]

Ink Spillage thanks for calling me an old hag but I look 18-19. 25+ also isnt old but you do you.

[@lidlrini]

"I wouldn't let him kiss me for a long time because I was so innocent" GIRL. HIS NOODLE WAS INSIDE YOU.

[@lifeisa.smalllesson333]

Thnx. I laughed out loud, literally!

[@maddiemaddiewebber9404]

Preach it sisier

[@vitanursantono]

Oh laawd, I laughed way too hard at this.

[@jossuearias3509]

Raw and nut inside too 🤢

[@tit4tat639]

I just want her definition of “a long time”. What... a week?

[@wolverine9632]

He was so proud of what he said about his noodle, like, "I'm gonna say what I want to say without actually saying it." He thought that was some high IQ big brain stuff.

[@ss7kakacam]

"They're finishing their sentences, which is a big step.. Not each others sentences, cause that's off the table"🤣

[@MRodriguezzable]

Yeah...

[@jaredeyler6937]

I don’t get it

[@slinkyyy3]

'We didnt kiss because i was innocent' 'We smashed before though' *WHAT*

[@maiguelairou8145]

humanity was a mistake, let's get real here

[@michaelbugner7011]

I don't buy into all the stereotypes of "kids these days." But these two. Idk anymore.

[@YourAdventChild]

When even a tlc producer goes "ExCuSe Me?"

[@NK-du7uj]

Right

[@upchurchfan615mug]

Damn Selena kinda cute...

[@pink_n_squishy973]

“There’s only so much you can do as a parent.” And she did none of it.

[@Aliyaaaa]

Obviously raising a child takes more then tell them once or twice to use birth control. She thinks she fulfilled her role for doing that. A well raised child would know better then that

[@TaylorKromOFFICIAL]

@@Aliyaaaa i was well-raised, and by the time I was 16 I didn’t care about what my parents taught me at ALL. I had my own opinions, my own way of thinking, and thought I knew everything. Parenting only goes so far. But that Mom clearly didn’t do much, she laughed when the boy said “i wanted to get my noodle wet” and I would have smacked him on live TV.

[@kinagrill]

Or ya know, she could have done more than just tell him what to do and what not to do... like PUNISHMENT. Let him know there's consequences with his actions.

[@KristenDETW]

​@Aliyaaaa that's a garbage statement. People make mistakes, and no one is perfect.

[@Anna13Tonks]

The horrible situation aside, the mum is very nice of getting the boy out of an abusive home and taking him in. Very wholesome.

[@agereartist3763]

Yeah but him thanking her by getting her daughter pregnant, breaking up with her for her friend named Hailey, and getting that other girl pregnant is a lot less wholesome.

[@Shaowraven2266]

@@agereartist3763 not to mention then leaving Hailey 2, and denying that his son is his son.

[@ValDJesus]

No, it's a common mistake. You can't fix broken people. Even if they're victims. A common person is not professionally capable of helping them, even if someone was, just involving on a personal level creates bias. What he needed was therapy, even the police or child services intervention.

[@nate_d376]

Imagine being the kid, in about 15 years, and finding this on the internet.......

[@Mr_Original]

Ohh dear... 😅

[@alexhoe02]

That’s what I said, that kid would be mortified seeing how careless the parents are, I could say a lot that’s wrong with it but unfortunately we live in a world where “kids” think it’s a piece of cake.

[@Mr_Original]

@@alexhoe02 Two bright baby sisters over here; pretty wild and energetic handful, but overall very manageable. I can only imagine how difficult it is for parents with _really_ troublesome kids.

[@bekahsierra7313]

Send him to the ranch.

[@SquirrelGirrel523]

I hope they do 😂

[@trackydoo]

This was so uncomfortable. I'm having a hard time believing they're even 16. They act even younger. The wakeup call is coming soon.

[@cataamonster]

He has like 3 kids with 3 different girls 😭

[@anonym7347]

They’re overly stupid for any age

[@ashlanyoung5380]

I found her instagram, the baby just turned one and she looks a lot more mature. Her insta is theyknow.hailey

[@phoenixangel5073]

Really? 18-year-olds are acting like they're 3, let alone 16-year-olds. What did you expect? They're still kids and will be up to some age of 25.

[@EverydayDesigner]

lol nah man have you seen any of the woman from teen mom, etc they are all acting like they are 16. They never grow up because people have told them its ok to do what they did.

[@AmbblyPuff]

Ken is so uncomfortable cus he's praying that his kids don't end up in this situation.

[@mimimosa259]

He’s hoping his daughter never gets involved with a guy like this

[@AmbblyPuff]

@ Well the biggest problem is that parents don't monitor what their kids watch anymore & they let um be on the internet TOO much. Like what happened to kids playing outside or riding a bike, doing chalk art in the driveway, building a treehouse, kids spend way too much time inside playing video games, watching TV or yeah being on social media. Parents just let their kids do whatever they want, playing videos games & watching TV was a privilege in my house growing up, I couldn't do anything til homework & chores were done & my mom would set a timer for how long I could play video games or watch TV.

[@allysilman1631]

@ you sound like a cringy incel, dude.

[@KatzeKriegerin]

​@ gotta agree that you sound like a cringy incel or a salty boomer. Or both. It's ridiculous that you think women shouldn't have confidence in themselves because you claim to not find them attractive, unless you're just gay. Regardless of anything, you're most certainly an incel.

@@KatzeKriegerin k

[@toymomofthree7870]

THIS IS WHY BIRTH CONTROL EXISTS!! Don't be naive parents, be proactive so one bad decision doesn't ruin their lives AND A CHILD'S LIFE!!

[@emiliam2279]

shi shouldnt even need to come to the pill...they should just know not to do this shi this young

[@sarah.reilianu]

birth control is extremely dangerous for woman, a child should never be forced into taking it.

[@kaylaryals8227]

Well technically you shouldn’t use birth control till your 16 unless instructed by a doctor but they probably had access to condoms but he’s selfish and like does not care to use one

[@makennashuter6606]

@@sarah.reilianu Birth control is extremely safe and has many positive effects, not just pregnancy-wise. There are many forums of birth control and each one has next to no ill side affects or dangers.

[@Uuber2Jupiter]

@@makennashuter6606 literally a basic Google search can show there are TONS of side affects and long term effects of many birthcontrol methods. I csnt even count on 2 hands how many women iv personal known to have birthcontrol related complications such as blood clotting, Excessive bleeding to the point of loss of consciousness, increased depression and suicide rates, etc. I used the pill and nuvaring through out my teens and early 20s. No immediate problems but in my mid to upper 20s I started having complications from both. Including 4 month period, bacterial infections from the ring. Weight game, gasteral problems, and insomnia. The moment I stopped birthcontrol, It all disappeared completely and quickly. BC was the only medication I was ever on.

[@kristinegangman7756]

"I'm too innocent for a kiss but we can freak if you want. Just please no kissing while freaking okay?" -Just an innocent girl

[@ZEROGOTH22]

That is cause kissing gets you pregnant...oh wait

[@twiggy1253]

@@ZEROGOTH22 no handholding does tho

[@deadlyshadelovesway]

That just shows how ignorant they are... and it's not her fault only ... it's parents or guardians fault too.

[@mikedonald2018]

@@deadlyshadelovesway yes this society always blame women when their not at fault

[@misterwizardman4309]

I was in a relationship like that once She said “my parents don’t want me to kiss until I’m in college…..but they never said anything about that”

[@SorryCharlieBrown]

Update: He cheated on her with her best friend, got her pregnant too. Now hes not with either of them. The girls have managed to repair their friendship though and thats pretty cool. He denies her best friends baby but not hers.

[@emilian7052]

He's just selfish and only thinks of himself and his "noodle" getting "wet"

[@loevie9456]

Wait- W H A T

[@0Onyx13]

Oh they did? Well that's cool considering their kids are half siblings lol. And also chicks before dicks

[@nanyummyify]

I saw that coming...

[@TheChanelcupcake]

He's a tool

[@christinnordberg]

The dr phil face in the background really be out here staring deep into my soul

[@Olahve982]

I read this and looked up at the exact moment it zoomed in on the face lmaoo

[@moperry6677]

I could only wish to see what would happen if doc got ahold of this kid. Oh boy

[@memeadict5551]

@@moperry6677 lets just say two words THE RANCH

[@faithmelton4795]

I an cracking up 🤣

[@LargestLuke]

699th like

[@mayankhey]

Matthew: “Hey babe I wrote a poem for you. Violets are blue, roses are red. I just wanna get my noodle wet.”

[@pheonixfire9517]

Dosnt even ryme

[@SimonSaysSimon]

​@@pheonixfire9517 That's kinda the point...

[@Nicole-px2qs]

After this the boy started dating the girls best friend who’s name is also Haley, he calls her Haley #2. He got her pregnant as well and ditched that baby too.

[@selenathetabby]

Loving the Dr. Seuss-energy over here! Made my nightXD

[@existentialrookie5432]

@@selenathetabby bruh I started reading the op comment with a poetic Dr. Seuss tone the moment I saw your comment 🤣🤣

[@selenathetabby]

@@existentialrookie5432 I thought of a melodious tone myself and that’s where I got the idea to feature what I wrote. It just came natural after I picked up the pattern!XD

[@aporue5893]

*all of my rage*

[@PolyChromium]

After this the boy started dating, Another girl also called Haley Called her Haley #2 Got her pregnant too Then abandoned the girl and her baby

[@scoobydoo7220]

that guy looks like he thinks cocaine is sugar and uses that instead

[@_salman_704]

Lmaoooo

[@dge_05]

😂😂

[@avalawrence5024]

Girl: Im innocent so i didnt kiss him Boy:Yeah she is....oh yeah we smashed before kissing Producer: NANI?!

[@deannas2778]

The producer couldn't even hide how baffled she was. 😂

[@actual_doge3221]

Everyone in world with more than one braincell: _NANI_

[@Senordisastermaster]

Goku is their role model

[@hunters4337]

This boy got Hailey pregnant and then dumped her with a text for her BFF, Hailey, who he also got pregnant. Both girls dumbed him and are friends again 💕

[@bobbifitjfufjjf3887]

No way they are so stupid

[@ananyaneralla5382]

He got two girls pregnant? Wtf? Why? What? How? Wtf? ...well....I hope for the kid's sake, there is atleast one....ONE intelligent person in this whole equation. Cause the kids are stoopid and their parents are equally stooopid!!

[@HumbleAstronaut]

@@ananyaneralla5382 he got his noodle wet 💀

[@silic8873]

@@HumbleAstronaut 💀

[@Dreadvermin1]

Just ruined those girls chances of getting married such a piece of shit

[@KumaraDosha]

"It's hard to get the noodle wet when there's a piece of plastic covering the noodle." Plastic?? ...Oh, I see. He accidentally tried to use the wrapper instead.

[@cottoncandy2023]

hahahaha

[@juliaanne3826]

I was deadass thinking he tried to use a plastic bag 💀😆😆

[@desakputurakaparamita954]

I believe the term rubber is more correct 🤣

[@darkelectrick]

Since its a noodle mustve slipped off easily

[@NK-du7uj]

Lmao I didn’t even catch that

[@laurenmorris2058]

You mean to tell me she was “too innocent” to kiss him but NOT TOO INNOCENT TO WET HIS NOODLE 😂😂😂😂😂

[@anonym7347]

She dumb

[@crystalrusmisel1832]

😂😂😂😂😂😂I’m dying right now

[@jeanetteanselmi1006]

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

[@deathserpent9747]

Well isnt it obvious ? Hand holding is the most degerate thing a couple can do.

[@coopertownsend207]

I just feel sorry for the child honestly.

[@reasonablyserious]

Which one though

[@aldnoah3857]

@@reasonablyserious dang 😂

[@Wegboe]

Child is gonna grow up before them

[@redbeard3946]

@@Wegboe unironically this. The kid will learn a shitload from the environment and this idiotic video that they will undoubtedly see.

[@sarmsigma]

He called her white girl.. that’s generally considered an insult

[@averagegulpin]

“The ability to speak does not make you intelligent”- Qui Gon Jinn

[@Overseer2579]

Now he just needs to get out of here, like Jar Jar

[@pheonixfire9517]

Just look at Trump..

[@mamabubbles423]

I watched this show, and he actually got another girl pregnant. What do these girls see in him

[@valkyrie_offline]

Send him to the ranch smh

[@caitlyncpelletier]

They see his wet noodle

[@SharkieOttark]

He a player

[@bangtansugay5021]

Wait wth 🤣

[@TheTinyTuna]

@@bangtansugay5021 SAME REACTION!! 😂😂😂

[@wernerolivier1134]

HOT TAKE: If you un-ironically use the phrase: "I wanna get my noodle wet" then you're not ready for it. Also if you're that young.

[@schmiriam795]

also if you say it in front of a parent!

[@TheAksceptional]

*then your noodle should definitely stay as far away from any kind of moisture as possible

[@Prince.Kelly.]

I want to get ALL of my noodles WET for the loe loe price of a can of tomato sauce.

[@tortolgawd4481]

I got my noodle wet so I made spaggs

[@memeadict5551]

The number of likes is perfect 696

[@XenobiaWinterWolfMoon]

He is gonna be the old guy that flirts with the nurses in the old age home

[@ravenfunderburg4782]

I'm not sure he will get to an old age.

[@imsentinelprime9279]

@@ravenfunderburg4782 why is that?

[@sliedogg]

Lmao,. My plan is to whip it out in the nursing home. It's been my plan my whole life.

[@squidneythesquid2487]

@@sliedogg What an interesting point, thanks for sharing, Dave

[@sliedogg]

@@squidneythesquid2487 😎

[@CourtneyLachiver]

Matthew's the kinda guy that pushes a door that says"pull".

[@Niborino9409]

Don't overestimate him. 😂

[@auroraknight3766]

He seems like the guy that would stand and wait for it to open thinking it's an automatic dooor

[@jackcanmalt451]

Mathew be using the 'pushout' method

[@KirtBean]

I be doing that 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@reddotsightsbro7307]

He the type to “lift” a door that says pull

[@sarahvanhowe2926]

If anyone said “I wanna get my noodle wet” to me. I think I would actually die from laughing too hard

[@0Onyx13]

I guess I would have just stared at him confused as all hell and slowly backed away

[@KazACWizard]

He legit told the producers that his dick is small.

[@solus8685]

Bruh I'd just be like: "well, too bad cause I just got drier than the sahara desert"

[@clipsedrag13]

and then let him get it wet. lessbehonest

[@brittdawgggarfarf1882]

I would tell em NO and leave immediately

[@facoba9332]

When he said he wanted to get his noodle wet I got a spaghetti ad

[@OK-hi5ym]

And then everyone clapped

[@TheBlkSimsQyeen]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@JustJuicer234]

@@OK-hi5ym bruh

[@amiralimo1192]

@@OK-hi5ym while backfiliping

[@dewilew2137]

No you didn’t

[@kerosenekinks]

Hold up. Wait a minute... Did she say she took a long time to even kiss him because she was "really innocent" but he "got his noodle wet" before that?? Um... Hello????

[@TheTinyTuna]

Right?!?!?! WTH!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@brittdawgggarfarf1882]

She’s so dumb he talked her into that

[@Bigamir545]

BrittDawggg Arf Arf! How he can barley talk

[@adamgray1753]

I guess this is a case of "Love After Getting Some Strange". As Strange as that is anyways.

[@kennylaysh2776]

that's how the innocent hookers do! Secs no kissy. lmao Their combined IQ is 1.

[@gbeckstead8776]

I'm 17 and this is embarrassing, we don't act like this

[@soosoolar]

same here, idk where they find these children..

[@OhioMetalTaylor]

Well you two must live in areas where parents actually raise their kids. Sorry you guys have to deal with such a horrible generation.

[@soosoolar]

@@OhioMetalTaylor hahah well most of the people I know are very decent and educated disregarding the fact that they’re 17! it’s so odd

[@user-xn3rs7tu5w]

Of course you don’t this is downright stupid lmao

[@three7446]

Teenage boys are a disappointment in every generation, and only become worse when they turn into adult men because they have more legal rights to abuse women and aren’t just little teen boys “making mistakes” abusing other teen girls anymore.

[@britt920]

"...if I had a son, then he can have girls over whenever he want." That's it! I'm about to go through two screens to kick this boy's ass.

[@Doodlecream]

Fr! Like girls can only get pregnant every 10-11 months and boys can impregnate TONS of women in that time? Like where the logic in his statement

[@noah3508]

@@Doodlecream not if you remove the egg every time it gets fertilized P.S. I dont mean to start beef Im not being serious, just a joke

[@modaciouslav4792]

His parent’s failed MISERABLY. They raised an absolute moron

[@laurastruzik6801]

@@Doodlecream u can say " Once a year " U also need to heal inside.. But yea he is a moron.

[@moonkandiie2273]

THAT BOY SHOULD NOT BE A PARENT

[@muhammadfarhanatif3105]

Dude should've tried preparing spaghetti if he wanted to get his noodle wet.

[@gintaredanileviciute3673]

Nearly died because of this comment 😂

[@simoliz03]

LOL!

[@Kenabukanyo]

That's the pick-up line for the rest of 2020 :))))))))

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

You really think he could figure out how to boil water?

[@lilmisssydnis1]

Pretty sure he's too young to cook too 🤣🤣🤣🥺

[@kyracoderre9677]

**Spoiler alert**he leaves her for her best friend and gets her pregnant too... It’s so bad 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@GrifoStelle]

And leaves that one, denying paternity ... And may have his latest pregnant as well

[@meepcow6848]

Really? Oh no, I feel so bad for Hailey... To be stuck with a baby at that age sounds awful...

[@jossuearias3509]

Noodle

[@00kittens]

Lmao he gotta pay child support for both girls 😂

[@nutellamoo]

Her best friend's name is Hailey too 😂

[@sydneymitrecic]

The producer asked what we were all thinking. You could tell she was holding back a laugh of disbelief😂😂😂

[@kaneraymond6711]

Is it just me or is kens shirt getting more unbuttoned as time goes on...

[@xmischager2664]

Soon, he'll release the stomach at us.

[@dvnmnd5020]

Mmm I wonder if it could be the heeeeaat

[@white-eyesbluedragon1767]

Big pp energy

[@sofiem1225]

Are you complaining?

[@white-eyesbluedragon1767]

@@sofiem1225 no

[@mbb434]

"they don't even understand emotions" it's almost like they are still children- oh wait

[@Mr_Original]

8:52 To be fair, I'm 21 and I can see myself reacting somewhat similarly, since I tend to be rather emotionally detached on the outside, despite something like that actually being a really big deal to me.

[@GloriousJayceolution]

Same I'm emotionally constipated like a sack of bricks

[@sadiealexis4349]

“I wanted to get my noodle wet.” Is that kid high, because he sure does look like it 😭😂

[@CvltFabrics]

I literally thought the same thing lmao 🤣

[@astral-x9n]

I can see it in his eyes. 😂

[@juliovazquez3643]

Ashley-MaRie Deeble or just both 😂

[@zcubeDbz]

He has to say "I'm going out for milk" Because he's not old enough for cigarettes

[@speakingforcrows5227]

... this is insane, I'm 14 weeks pregnant and it took me 29 years, and my man and I 6 years to get to the point of thinking we were ready, and now that I'm pregnant I'm so grateful, but also overwhelmed. This is insane. That mom needed to put her foot down a long time ago.

[@josephatkinson1132]

True

[@artsysabs]

Congrats on the pregnancy 💖 Hope it's going smoothly

[@jdisdetermined]

Have you guys seen Idiocracy? I keep telling people, *it's not a comedy* it's a cautionary tale. Responsible people, that *should* have children, they wait and plan and thus don't have them at the same rate as morons who shouldn't. That's a scary thing to think about especially if you picture the results of that trend after hundreds of years.. So have kids smart people! Totally prepared or not, we need numbers!

[@ExtraordinaryFate]

It's not like this is new. I knew several people in high school having kids at 15 or 16. I thought they were idiots, but still.

[@bec_Divyansh]

Hope all goes well for you and your family!

[@johnba291972]

"If we have a daughter she ain't bringin no boys back to the house" Dude you ain't gonna have no house, motel room more likely.

[@johnba291972]

most probably a trailer tho

[@YoungDeathWish]

Camper trailer, motels are expensive bro

[@sUbScRiBeRswItHoUtvEdEo]

homeless shelter bro

[@cortanatheai6103]

Maybe a tent

[@PhayzinOut]

Park bench

[@ncisfan1002]

The bad part about this couple is that the dude left her, got with her best friend, got _her_ pregnant, left _her_ and denies his son (the first Hailey has a daughter, the second Hailey has a son) is even his He's a serial reproducer after people named Hailey lmao

[@MashZ]

"Serial reproducer" lmao

[@jofip1999]

He really didn’t want to use that plastic

[@ayajade6683]

He's up to 3 kids now

[@nyancatpoptart5441]

I feel like this man is, a rare case of a human that is still somewhat sticking to their primal roots. His intelligence is just barely on the same level as a chimpanzee and he is intentionally mating with multiple different females similarly to how male gorillas do to ensure that their ape herd doesn't die out.

[@wahyudyatmika5119]

@@MashZ like a serial killer, but instead of eliminating lives, you add them.

[@erinkimbell2321]

1. That shirt Ken is wearing is cool as hell. 2. The face Ken makes after he calls her “white girl” made me wheeze so hard I actually started crying.

[@mary-melissatyree4003]

Yea, that is my favorite shirt of Ken's.😍

[@doyouknowdaway65]

I thinks Buffs joke about having the baby before she got pregnant has been under appreciated in this comment section and it makes me sad lol

[@clairsmiley8053]

Yeah I agree 💯

[@chaneykane3828]

That and the joke about turning the movie up loud! 😂😂

[@stellar.luna2004]

"She looked like a preppy white girl" "Why you gotta call me white?" "What else am I gonna call you?" SOMETHING AKIN TO A COMPLIMENT TO A HUMAN BEING

[@bigbawlzlebowski8886]

He's not wrong tho. She's just a plain white girl

[@gloomycandy101]

@@bigbawlzlebowski8886 And? He's a plain white boy?

[@stellar.luna2004]

@@bigbawlzlebowski8886 Doesn't mean he shouldn't say nice things about her though. They were "dating" at the time.

[@TheInstinctWithinV2]

And, although I know a lot of Americans do this, calling girls "females" has always sounded weirdly unpersoning. Which of course he does.

[@sherryb6351]

@@TheInstinctWithinV2 drives me nuts! It's like we're a species, not actualized human beings.

[@kpopmashup228]

When the das said “if we get a girl she’s not gonna have a guy over but if we have a guy he can have as many girls over as he wants” the double fkn standard had my blood boiling

[@secondfavoritecolors2993]

Fr like obviously he is not old enough to even come near being an adult let alone a father

[@kpopmashup228]

@@secondfavoritecolors2993 exactly! If I remember correctly at least the girl had some kind of sense to her, cause didn’t she say “no he won’t have girls over”? I can’t remember but didn’t the mother go against the father on that topic?

[@secondfavoritecolors2993]

@@kpopmashup228 yeah! I think she did, argue on it a bit with him

[@actual_doge3221]

Yeah the double standard made me angry but what made me angrier is that it seems as he's perfectly okay with his child just procreating like it's his business and he has nothing better to do just like his father.

[@lopsickles]

Unfortunately this is the way a BUNCH of people are raised where I'm from. I thought it was normal for the longest time, but I also grew up with minimal internet access existing. Theres no excuse for this type of ignorance.

[@NomadFrizzy]

It'll never stop terrifying me that ANYONE can have children

[@BellaGoesJapan]

Update: He got her friend, also named Haley, pregnant and is not there for either of them. No, I'm not joking, that's what happened.

[@Jay-mt6nu]

His noodle is so wet

[@7Six00]

@@Jay-mt6nu thats gold 😂😂

[@SteffiHenri1992]

I would say I'm surprised but that would just be a lie

[@isabellamiole9264]

I googled and it’s true omg 😭😂

[@caitlinwarren461]

What an asshole...

[@ashleyford7232]

My boyfriend said he thought I was beautiful at first sight what about you? “Mine said I looked like a preppy white chick.” How romantic....

[@TheTinyTuna]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Skrappy420]

ill take fairy tail's that take place in 2020 for $200

[@cozygamingmom]

The fact that he unironically said "get my noodle wet" makes me so uncomfortable. Like I'm still cringing.

[@misstro4542]

It makes "it" sound like it would be tiny. Even large noodles are damn small.

[@StyxNyx1]

You and me both!

[@cozygamingmom]

@@misstro4542 I didn't even consider that... Ugh....

[@misstro4542]

@@cozygamingmom and soggy... limp 🤣 NOT appealing!

[@mariabackcountry]

Second hand embarrassment

[@sydneymitrecic]

Ken is going to lock his daughter in her room forever after this

[@deannas2778]

I feel like his daughter will be smarter and have better taste in boys.

[@sydneymitrecic]

@@deannas2778 I'm sure she will but with all these TLC stories, I wouldn't blame him

[@helpyourselfimbusy5747]

“Getting my noodle wet” This is why you don’t have the nookie while being a teenager. It’s not just STDs and pregnancy you deal with, but this level of cringe. 😬

[@ABlackGirlsMediaChannel]

The gag is this level of cringe exists when you’re 30!!!! Love yourself ladies 💙💙

[@TheDragiix3]

The real protection is from cringe

[@TheDragiix3]

@Karina Peters you been dealing with the wrong adults lmao

[@neonblack6]

@Karina Peters who in the hell are you bangin 🤣🤣🤣

[@kirama5435]

They needed the plan b.

[@Katimashi]

I had to double my antidepressants after this. Idiocracy is real.

[@raven061495]

ouch my soul .... this comment hits too deep Dx

[@artificerdrachen6908]

It was a documentary from the future, not a fictional movie.

[@PrincessofKeys]

Honestly people are just different and you cant help that

[@Panthia_Poe]

I feel ya! I've been screaming at news videos for the last five months. This is really happening...

[@Menagerie_K]

Idiocracy is my favorite movie of all time, yeah... sad.

[@Poison_Carrot]

After seeing this.. I feel like i have to apologize for my generation.

[@anaclarke8488]

Yh wet noodles and all...

[@brandonstone6962]

This is the reason why you don't do drugs during pregnancy

[@wildheart625]

Same man

[@Liviosaur.]

“he looks like 16 year old MGK.” I was like THATS WHO HE REMINDS ME OF

[@AnimatedBlast]

MGK actually sees his kid

[@suspence5832]

4:55 I've never seen a Producer so confused, they had to stop and ask them a valid question.

[@KaseyAngel222]

I just wanna mention the fact that he found her through her bestfriend and got her pregnant, then he cheated on HER and got HER OTHER BESTFRIEND pregnant .

[@fadiasaid5410]

And now he's dating the girl's ex friend

[@tabithasmith7124]

He left her and she's raising the baby on her own the ex best friend

[@fadiasaid5410]

@@tabithasmith7124 yeah but he's dating their ex friend now 😂😂 it's a mess

[@tabithasmith7124]

@@fadiasaid5410 😂 that is a mess lol

[@alyssajones3543]

Don’t forget both his baby mamas are named hailey (he’s not with either of them and is mostly absent from the kid’s lives)

[@favoredhustlekai]

The Producer is the MVP. “I’m sorry” lol 😂😩

[@hansgerber8654]

imagine telling your girlfriend's mom" i wanted to get my noodle wet" Image your girlfriend's mom laughing in approval

[@Hamlet12341]

I am guessing the mom describes herself as the “cool” parent who says stuff like “if you guys are going to drink or do drugs I will get you the stuff as long as you do it here so I know you’re safe” His mom probably thought lil Johnny did no wrong and never had any talks about responsibility with him. Those are the vibes I am picking up.

[@itsnicole11]

Hamlet M reminds me of the movie Mean Girls when they were at Regina Georges house

[@phoenixangel5073]

I'm not picking those vibes from her mom, she laughed out of embarrasement, idk if you ever experienced it, not because she's "cool" with what he was saying.

[@EverydayDesigner]

Exactly, She should have been a parent. You never win trying to be the "cool" friend

[@Hamlet12341]

Phoenix angel she let a teenage boy move into her house. This same boy ends up knocking up the daughter’s best friend too. Maybe he was having trouble at home because he was a lil punk ass loser. I understand wanting to help him out but having him move in and allowing him to hang out and sleep in your daughters room is enabling at its finest.

[@worxharder9470]

My parents did that "just do drugs/drink at the house", and actually...it was the biggest repellent for me....I never wanted to do drugs or drink around my parents, and if I was at a friend's house and offered drugs I just felt like a bad person for lying to my parents...

[@chrystalriver570]

Right when he says "I wanted to get my noodle wet" a KFC commercial comes on and the first words are "let KFC do the work for ya with our 20$ fill up"

[@xxwolfyxx1448]

I know this is 6 months later but.... OMG!!!

[@gaithrislife]

Lmao

[@mrupsidedown9879]

Lol

[@RageUnchained]

Sometimes the real comedy is the random shit that happens when we are watching the comedy

[@averagerobloxenjoyer6783]

I'm like 99% sure her laugh was a laugh of disbelief. She's probably still processing all of this 😂

[@PaintingOfTheMind]

Dude that kid will be in college before she's done processing it.

[@averagerobloxenjoyer6783]

@@PaintingOfTheMind Oh, definitely.

[@startaurus13]

🤣still loading

[@Mr_Original]

What, his mom? Oh yeah, definitely!

[@phoenixangel5073]

It was

[@Gidgyz0rs]

I laughed so hard during this whole video. Ken's facial expressions and Buff's laughter is the best combination.

[@techreflection1749]

The kid just wanted to be like Goku. He has 2 kids and he's never kissed his wife before.

[@solofhxcjccsubliminals5483]

I think he has 3

[@gravyswayze62]

@@solofhxcjccsubliminals5483 only 2..? Goten and Gohan. Unless I forgot an entire character somehow.

[@WompwompPI]

@@gravyswayze62 3

[@youdononeetokno]

@@WompwompPI 2 sons and one granddaughter. 2 kids. The other is his kid's kid. She's not his.

[@justahumanbeing563]

Lmaoo i see a lot of anime stuff in the comments here

[@visitjessiechan]

Her dad should've been more specific about which lips she's not supposed to kiss guys with

[@yesmynameistuesday]

BRUH NO 💀 YOU AINT LYING THO

[@nakedman8026]

y e s

[@helipikkarainen9676]

😂

[@TheDuranceFurnace]

She definitely doesn’t have a dad.

[@killerwolfpack]

O O O F

[@arolurker3511]

“I wanted to get my noodle wet.” Have you tried showering?

[@detectivewiththesharpteeth1163]

Imagine the stank

[@dababy6170]

That kid has the confidence to admit to murder and smile while doing it

[@FluLemish]

Who murdered who?

[@Sarah-vx2bp]

“I want to get my noodle wet” Best Italian love story

[@iamjackeaston8223]

[Marzia disliked that]

[@sebswede9005]

"I want to get My noodle wet, baby girl".

[@rhaenyralikesyoutube6289]

Best romance book title ever. 😂😂😂

[@Blending_In_The_Crowd]

Buff said "I wonder if they were gonna have the baby before they got pregnant" 💀💀😂😂

[@dedmeme5849]

The kids are so stupid that it may happen like that

[@eme3516]

When he called her a lazy hippo 😮 ima bout to turn into a dad and open a can of whoopass

[@Lauwie.]

dad: 'don't kiss a boy until you're a adult' Hailee: *gets pregnant*

[@AtomicPuffin]

Its funny. Like hes an idiot yeah, but when she got jealous about his sister being 2nd he was being logical. "What do you mean. Your 1st she 2nd hows that far up there?...actually you're 2nd cause my daughters 1st" is the most mature thing they've said this whole video

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

Mmm that's more like something you'd kinda *have* to say though, I don't think that really counts. Probably heard it in a movie or something.

[@charlesfuzak]

I'm pretty sure that's just conditioning. Everyone is taught to say their kids come first, even if that's not how they really feel. Especially stupid teenagers put on the spot by their baby mama.

[@nunwithpipecleaner]

The man got 2 other chicks pregnant. One of them was her best friend. He ghosted all three of those girls he knocked up. That's how mature and responsible he is.

[@AtomicPuffin]

@@nunwithpipecleaner i said in this video not in life lol i still believe they're both major idiots

[@deano43]

That dude looks like captain America before the super serum kicked in .

[@_WithloveZEPPELIN]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@WeeKev1910]

Stfu nerd

[@kevinkellis9002]

🐐 comment

[@PrincesSakura]

@William Humphrey 🤦🏾‍♀️..

[@2phee]

He looks even worse

[@bigbawlzlebowski8886]

"my daughter's first" *immediately ghosts girl gets another girl pregnant*

[@bigbawlzlebowski8886]

@Shit Show he seems like the type to not get a job and just live off the woman. My nephews deadbeat fathers is like this.

[@tess_8222]

He had another kid with a different girl which was his first baby mama’s friend and now he got his new girlfriend pregnant after abandoning both of his last kids

[@j4rhe4d53]

Not even kidding, when he said get my noodle wet at 7:46 an ad for noodles popped up!! Lmao 😂

[@josepholberding2776]

Boy. You can tell by looking at both of them, but especially the guy, that there's not a lot going on up there.

[@firusifuranku]

But as we see,there was much going on down there

[@shikadragon]

They both give me Trump supporter vibes

[@JimmyBoy9878]

@@shikadragon Nah. They give tiktok vibes.

[@sharissasterling3720]

@@JimmyBoy9878 Straight (trademark) tiktok

[@been6122]

These two would probably study for an std test and fail

[@iforgot2remember]

And?

[@JimmyBoy9878]

This joke has been done to death.

[@erikajoyal765]

Damn 😅

[@justmeyvettee]

😂😂

[@jacobarmstrong5308]

Son: Dad why is my sister called Rose? Him: Because your mom loves roses Son: Oh okay, thank you dad. Him: You're welcome Get My Noodle Wet

[@moonkandiie2273]

I feel be like it should be the past tense like "GOT my noodle wet" lol

[@DanteThePoet]

😂

[@somniabunny4122]

I- 💀

[@kevinkellis9002]

I had 2 read this twice but I knew it was funny

[@sandralee8855]

This is why I had my daughter on birth control at 16yrs of age ...I was a single working mother and they find ways ...just like we did..

[@GtheCatLady]

Exactly. Kids these days are not any more “innocent” than past generations. There will always be hormones and exploration, and it’s up to the kids to be responsible because at that age they should be, but it’s the parent’s job to ensure the responsibility and make sure that they don’t screw up.

[@soosoolar]

some of us have a sense of responsibility..

[@lizc6393]

PREACH MAMA!

[@lizc6393]

@@soosoolar Yeah, a responsibility to take the damn pill, lol.

[@three7446]

Why not condoms to also prevent STDs? Did you think that the male partner would be too stupid and irresponsible to wear one and that’s why you put the responsibility entirely on your daughter?

[@PukeLizard]

Mum: "What can I get ya, Coke, a snack, My daughters Uterus?"

[@Jazzysketch]

For some reason I thought of Regina George’s mom in Mean Girls immediately when I read this 😂

[@returntosenderrickluvmorty2157]

I wish I walked into a house like that... Late bloomer...ugh...meaning no internet until way later

[@daddymyers6350]

I feel like Ken really lost a piece of his soul in this episode

[@nanyummyify]

I think you're right, I know I did.

[@MichiiShadow_631]

Haha 69 likes lol

[@laurenhawes7201]

He is afraid of layla comming home with this guy someday...taht day wont come because he will raise her right, but if not. *brings up shovel* I will help bury the boy

[@anonym7347]

I lost most of mine watching this

[@Pseudo_Nymph_94]

I think we all did

[@royal_gaming9098]

i'd rather get put up for adoption then be with them if I was their kid

[@Chris-ln1fd]

U wouldn't be even able to think cuz you'll have no brain cell.

[@butterflywings565]

@@Chris-ln1fd lol

[@gummikb4251]

One year later they would break up, leaving hailey a single, teenage mother That was *UNEXPECTED*

[@jenniferwilliams5478]

Matt's daughter and son are only 11m apart.

[@shaylatorch]

Actually, the day after they broke up, he got with her friend Hailey & knocked her up too

[@emmac8867]

Also, he knocked up another girl named Hailey, she had a little boy named Levi and Matthew basically ghosted her 😂

[@troublemaker874]

I meaaaan same way you get em, same way you lose em

[@Junitunes]

Wait, was the best friend he ditched her for the other one he got pregnant

[@nic0lemari338]

Waaaiiittt.... WHAT??? Lol is this comment thread true???

[@vacticary]

@@nic0lemari338 oh yeah.

[@lunaxz36]

Sabastian Weagley yep, just look it up. They have pics of the babies together but this dude isn’t in the pic anymore

[@jofip1999]

Kids like that should NEVER get their noodle wet

[@freddymcshreddy6586]

Kids like that don’t deserve wet noodles.

[@80SivaD80]

🤣💯

[@xXTheBl4ckC4tXx]

The mother saves him from his family and he thanks her with getting her doughter pregnant....

[@teeehee123]

And leaving her

[@abcefg4504]

The mom was stupid by letting him live with them and doing everything for them. She should’ve seen it coming.

[@Alyrulz421]

"why'd you call me white girl" "cuz ur white!?" TOOK ME OUTTT MSNDHFNDLMAO

[@sammaugeri1479]

“Wait, 65 likes? That should be a dislike!” *feels bad only getting 20 likes on post*

[@jessicam3753]

69 now, i got you bro

[@germantennesseean8438]

Same here . Max. 40 .

[@shortchanged.]

Ikr .... My thoughts also

[@BloodOrangeSun]

You guys get likes on posts? 😂

[@artsysabs]

Same 😊

[@SmolRageMatti]

The pregnancy isnt what's unexpected. Its that he even figured out how to live long enough to do it with another human.

[@sanjivinsmoke9154]

Tbf he's kinda manipulative and that requires some brains

[@Shadowx157]

@@sanjivinsmoke9154 being manipulative doesn't require brains it just requires zero morale

[@ZackGrealish10]

“Why did you have to call me white? BECAUSE UR WHITE WHAT ELSE SHOULD I CALL YOU” CALL HER BY HER NAME GENIUS

[@gaithrislife]

He probably doesn’t even know her name, hence calling her white girl. 💀

[@carpeted-bathroom96]

@@gaithrislife Tbf her name is literally Haley so white girl kinda works😂

[@burtknighten4438]

Everyone loves having their race being their first name