The Dumbshits Guide to Dark Souls: New Londo Ruins

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This area is fairly annoying since you need items to fight the main enemies but they're dropped frequently enough where it's not a huge issue unless you're shit and die heaps. A few key items in this are, so make sure to grab them. Also, bring a lightning weapon to the Four Kings fight, otherwise you won't do enough damage and you're gonna have a bad time.
(This series won't cover random enemy drops or soul items)
Songs:
Kevin Macleod - Call to Adventure
Dragonforce - Through the Fire and Flames
Phil Collins - All of my Life
Ghostbusters Theme
Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal
The Lonely Island - Cool Guys Don't Look At Explosions

[@Sinestra666]

That awkward moment when the entire Souls series ends before a guide for the first game does.

[@bip8107]

Oof

[@arealhuman826]

Are they done making dark souls?

[@winkletinkle8007]

A Real Human supposedly

[@arealhuman826]

@@winkletinkle8007 this is sad news indeed

[@winkletinkle8007]

A Real Human there will still be more from soft games so not really. and the dark souls games have so much replay ability

[@bernardohoffmann1258]

I was using this guide to finish the game but between this video and the last one I finished it twice

[@bernardohoffmann1258]

the guide and the video are great though

[@AS7up]

Bernardo Hoffmann lol finished it 7 times and the DLC 5 times and did pvp and everything

[@CoolbroSwaggins]

i know that feel lmao

[@Name-wg4gt]

same

[@dylansullivan380]

Bernardo Hoffmann saaaame. Beating this game is such a cake walk after memorizing literally every single enemy placement and level layout.

[@ArtekGeneral]

Can't wait for when you reach Dark Souls 3... Ha... haha... ... Oh no *[goes hollow]*

[@HornyHamster]

Artek [General] in maybe 22 century

[@tenchuZsenran]

Artek [General] well to be fair DS2 is not complicated or that long. sooooo... plz make it happen :) sen -pie

[@zero2707]

I totally forget about the existence of DS2

[@saxistaja2]

for me it wasnt so good, so many useless bosses and no dificulty, barely story, but the OST and the enviroment at least that was kind of good

[@boneless8473]

not to mention that its just a shit game design wise

[@noahtheeditor8650]

even the berserk hiatus wasn't this long

[@thereaperSC2]

or hxh ones

[@sedivh0]

I was trained with Homestuck... This was merely a short pause

[@Nightweaver1]

Even my dick isn't this long.

[@MrJonathanTeatime]

At least he didn't spend ten years on a boat.

[@acdenton5726]

wait a minute

[@battenburg6089]

Finally I can actually explore New Londo And then wait another six years for Valley of Drakes

[@solairethesunbro3806]

Erwin Rommel this is wildpie were talking about

[@illliiiiillliii6265]

Martine Fournier you say that but new londo wasnt either and look what it took

[@niksy80]

its been 6 years.

[@battenburg6089]

@@niksy80 AND I'M STILL WAITING.

[@mineMissHellsing]

The real battle of Dark Souls is whether or not we'll all die of old age before all the Dumbshit Guide episodes are released.

[@peteralves2280]

mineMissHellsing pfff try playing dark souls 1 but only stop when the guide stops. Imagine that. Every section of the game for one year

[@highoctanesynx7950]

I wonder if the series will include other souls games 2069: the dumbshit guide to sekiro:.....

[@indradracolich]

They never will now. Rip DSGtDS.

[@midnightsomnium6793]

omg after all this years i didn't know the guy in red could go to fire link

[@Aroydyer1]

Knight Night ?

[@fir3b0rne40]

He meant the Inside Man

[@memenazi7078]

Saaame and I played tf out of dank souls

[@sebastianoliver7108]

Just as Ringed City comes out and the series finally comes to a close, we just now get the New Londo guide. Never change wildpie.

[@DavidDavidson587]

I'm seriously worried if he/she will get to Dark Souls 3 before I die (and dark souls 2 before i get old)

[@fjlsfljsalfkjasdflka]

Hey. At least he's faster than TeamFourStar.

[@ghosttrain4853]

lmao I'm dead

[@Frolaire]

Still better than Berserk. 8 years on a fucking boat.

[@Odinsday]

WildPie will get to Dks3 by the time i'm on my death bed.

[@darkcharizard52]

Fun fact: you can actually keep attacking each king as they despawn for extra damage. 4 Kings? More like 3 Kings

[@trod146]

3 kings? more like 7 kings.

[@bartoszkaszok1639]

3 Kings? More like 9 Kings.

[@elysium6679]

Dark Charizard with hacks,3 kings? more like 457 kings

[@euphoricplacebo2684]

@Goblin Slayer 914 Kings? More like over 9000.

[@thevirtuoso8362]

More like 7

[@CC-qe9tf]

see you again at 2018

[@banialy4852]

more like 2025 it been 6years

[@CC-qe9tf]

counting from last episode

[@jondowe5252]

Crank Bandi I doubt it. There isn't much there. It's more of a connecting area for a few other areas with four or five drakes and a few items.

[@CC-qe9tf]

Crank Bandi add *joke* at the end or *haha*

[@jondowe5252]

Crank Bandi Yeh, a jk would work wonders. ;)

[@ZlickX]

about god damn time

[@l.j.hopper2727]

this took him so longggggg

[@Bolazer]

Be thankful it's here you booger goblin

[@angramainyu9220]

Drixen.......Booger goblin?

[@alexkalashnikov1598]

fun fact: these ghosts can still grab attack when in the ground. I summoned my buddy to help fight the four kings one time and right as he entered a ghost grabbed me around the stairs area where the wraiths are and pulled me under the map. I thought i would die but no, that would be too easy, instead I landed in the abyss and had to fight the four kings. Want to hear the best part? My friend could not cross the fog gate since I never went through it. D.S. was basically like "git gud" ever since then I learned to solo all the games.

[@BrobatGaming]

I can't wait for Valley of Drakes to release in 2020

[@NEETKitten]

And The Catacombs in 2047

[@lasernightcore1376]

tomb of giants in world war IV

[@Buusnuts]

NEO TOKYO and the dlc when I find my dad

[@EverErebus]

NEO TOKYO And dark souls 3 lothrick castle in 42069

[@JoseRivera-rl3qv]

good meme...

[@Croak80]

I... I learned about an illusionary wall from Dumbshits... in 2017... Edit: Holy shit I didn't know the red guy will move either

[@bashersully7667]

Croak80 I never knew about the Beatrice summon sign and the sealer moving either! And I put a thousand hours into this game!

[@timpedra]

*POSSIBLE SPOILER (OF A 6 YEAR OLD GAME) FOR THE NEXT EPISODE* You can also get her set near the exit of Blighttown (near the Valley of Drakes) after you kill the 4 Kings

[@solaireofastora4227]

NOOOOB

[@AmedeusMkII]

I got all the achievements. I collected every item. I've beaten the game multiple times. I have NEVER known that that fucking red guy can move to Firelink. I honestly thought that was a weird mod joke until he didn't go back to it.

Yup, me too. Have platinum, got everything, had NO idea red guy will move. Well, hey, you learn something every day, I guess!

[@JayDotN]

I actually lost my grandfather yesterday and seeing you upload this was somewhat a relief to see. you may take ages making episodes but this was done just in time to cheer me up so thank you for that, it's really helped

[@BossDrSample]

I feel ya dude, I lost my mom recently. Don't you dare go hollow.

[@JayDotN]

OfficerMarmalade at this point I would rather go into the abyss and take off artorias ring. it would probably be less painful

[@pixyl4415]

DatCyber Channel lol go ahead

[@sevinceur1766]

Sam Beardmore Ermm...

[@mooganify]

You have a heart of gold, dont let them take it from ya. (tbh these probably take ages to make so it isnt just laziness or anything)

[@KBlock320]

Finally now I can progress through the game

[@eliisaacs3709]

realcatness l know how you feel

[@brs_xara]

Oh thank god. I thought you were dead or something. \[T]/ Praise the Guide

[@BonkHazard]

THE LEGEND NEVER DIES

[@CdrChaos]

He wasn't dead, he just had to respawn.

[@birk0608]

WHAT RINGS YOU GOT BITHC?

[@stefanomartinelli7344]

birk0608 ring of favor and havel ring :-), but i don't have the dlc for black flame :-(

[@dwarf1230]

c'mon guys, it hasn't even been one year from the previous guide

[@jayhlovelady]

"i totally nailed that" Absolutely! The same way you nail your videos: fantastic editing +1

[@WildPie101]

whats good notification squad

[@0shawhat]

WildPie101 i love you

[@MRrandomrandomgamer]

You beautiful son of a bitch

[@jakehization]

WildPie101 ÀAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAH

[@217adaptiveperspective]

Proceed.

[@Zee115]

WildPie101 I missed this so much

[@ultrasvenne4671]

I can't wait for the next episode to come out in ten months

[@shinmon9486]

around 10 episode...

[@cellphonelightsaber]

C O M M I T M E N T

[@ShadowGuy113]

Damn. I played Dark Souls a fuckton but I never realized you could get Ingward to Firelink Shrine after you defeated Four Kings .... huh

[@CrimsonKaboom]

Over 500 hours in this game and I didnt even know you could get Ingward to come to Firelink.

[@gottacoconut]

I never knew about that false wall

[@Runexn]

Solkaboom did you know you can attack the despawning 4kings and they still take damage? yes. you can kill them while they are dead.

[@Emmanuel-wc3xt]

Solkaboom same hours here and i didnt know you can summon beatrice

[@pinknecro]

Solkaboom LOL same i never had a reason to go back, fuck that place

[@PrinceDarkLothos]

__ Casul __ If you summon her at Butterfly and 4K her armor set appears at Valley

[@Chiave97]

"Grab the Berserk reference" You mean the whole game

[@theperfectcrabbo9414]

Key Guillotine xD nice

[@TheRedhenProductions]

I thought the same thing

[@crawlingboy]

@@vereornox-xem41c the whole soul series is a giant berzerk reference

[@belland_dog8235]

It really isn't.

[@crawlingboy]

@@belland_dog8235 miyazaki himself said that the dark souls series was heavily inspired by berzerk and knight artorias and knight Gael are based off guys

[@Marceleleco16]

Started playing Dark Souls last week and this guy guides were helpful af to dont lose loot along the way. Its surprising tho how long it took him to get to this point in the game lol Please keep the guides coming

[@nicksmith8542]

Hang on a second, you killed Crustfallen in the Firelink Shrine video. PLOTHOLE!

[@no____-____ah]

WoahSlowDownBro! woah, slow down bro!

[@Kacza42]

Maybe he respawns after 3 years?

[@nicksmith8542]

Brajan Markowski The flow of time itself is convoluted, with heroes centuries old phasing in and out.

[@Fourzifer]

You forgot the part where 60 FPS fucks your shit up and the Four Kings decide to keep spawning and transcend into the Seven Kings.

[@jaykelley103]

god. dammit.

[@TheMike0088]

does that really happen? the spawn timer for the kings is frame-based? thats amazing. gotta see if I can find a video of that now.

[@loommaster2702]

TheMike0088 like weapon and armour deterioration

[@w4hammer]

it is not unusual for engine of the game to fuck up if it's not intended to be played above 30 fps.

[@TheMike0088]

Loom Master I know its that way in dark souls 2 because for the longest time, you essentially had weapons made out of wet cardboard in the PS4 version of that game till they FINALLY fixed it.

[@funlover0266]

When I first watched this so long ago in DS1, you got me through New Londo with only 1 or 2 deaths...back when I would refuse to do it and didn’t progress. Followed your guide and I made it! Thank you so much for the help, I intend to use the guide again for my DS Remastered play!

[@zurita_dario]

So good, man. So hyped for next episode in January 2018.

[@shanagbaimuru3926]

Whoa there buddy, what'd you have to do to get that early access release date?

[@MegaSlapster]

damn patreon bonuses

[@crosscottonwood5984]

whoa slow down im still trying to catch up on this series

[@necrobonesgaming2424]

yeah, take another year or so, don't stress yourself

[@8BitBrody]

8:08 Was that a sample from the fucking grapefruit technique video?

[@jacobrichards4115]

Praise the sun!! As a dumbshit I've been stuck in Darkroot Garden since Ep. 13.

[@sovereignn.1836]

WildPie, old friend. I have come to uphold my promise.

[@korrey9244]

Sovereign Nazara nice dark souls 3 reference

[@invisiblefan2272]

spudnic 2002 thanks Captain Obvious, as if nobody here would recognize that was a Dark Souls III reference. Not like game has been out for a year or fans of the series watch these videos.

[@korrey9244]

Invisible Fan someone is a bit salty

[@JudgeAnnibal]

We will wait until he finishes the series. Until then, we shall not die.

[@Stalloner]

this part of my life this little part is called happiness

[@kashel83]

this is the fastest click I've done in my life. I feel alive again

[@mustermus123]

Song at 11:38 and 13:00 is Sean Paul - Get Busy (Loutaa 2 A.M Remix). not in describtion

[@OxygenGammling]

thx

[@angelofdarkness1964]

Thanks for that :-)

[@GeorgMaUlWurf]

mustermus123 thank you alot

[@thequestionableyarnball5631]

My hero

[@trod146]

i was gonna say who really cares but apparently a lot of people do so good job marty

[@ablinkan8818]

hunter x hunter reader gets new episode faster than your audience gets new video.....

[@daybin5303]

MMMMMmmmm idk man. HxH has taken forever. It's only been 4 years for him

[@luckiestgirl2069]

never clicked so fast in my life

[@pazzaak3482]

same

[@brenosl7]

Summer Denault clicked so fast i created a rupture in the fabric of the universe

[@rhenz2524]

Same xD

[@mr.colgate7993]

I clicked so fast I got whiplash in my finger

[@EverTM]

Same

[@godofbread7435]

PRAISE THE SUN. \ [T] /

[@impofan6915]

how can someone put a dislike on this video y tho

[@makoto5851]

I'm Pofan cause it is not nearly as good as the others

[@lambsauce1173]

if you're taking this seriously you're probably a pyromancer aswell.

[@impofan6915]

Chronic Depression i actually am pyromancer in DS3... it was fun

[@impofan6915]

BloodBeast i enjoyed it as much as the others... but it's my opinion after all

[@lambsauce1173]

casul nub.

[@SergeantChewie]

It's always a good day when I see a new Dumbshit's Guide video in my sub feed.

[@lucasguzzi1538]

SergeantChewie True for all humanity

[@AphexTwinFlame_]

SergeantChewie It's always a good *YEAR

[@Marverinno]

Never in my life have I heard a YEEEH BOOIIIIII as satisfying as this one.

[@MrKujakooo]

I don't care how long it takes. They are fucking worth!

[@mathiaswesterlund292]

Soon I can finally finish the game. Yay

[@MrSetox33]

If 4 years is "soon" for you :P

[@solaireofastora4227]

ha that's not the end little boy... not even close...

[@Cryptiiix]

Thanks to this guide now I can finish the game. I waited ten months for this

[@Odinsday]

Can't wait to see you make it to the Kiln of the First Flame in 90 years.

[@personguy6517]

DragonGodMillionare if he does the dlc then how long do you think it'll take? Will we even live to see him in the kiln at that point?

[@Odinsday]

+Person Guy ....... Shit I thought he would do the DLC last. Fuck with that in mind, it would take around 127 years to get to the Kiln.

[@ragingman8764]

Finally! I've been stuck in New Londo for nearly a year... but with this i can finally beat it!

[@habden69]

another 10 years and we can beat the game!

[@dingus1787]

wow i can't wait to watch wildpie appear and then disappear again from his hole

[@scrunf]

Started watching your guides on my first play through of Dark Souls, can't wait for the Valley of Drakes guide on my 3rd

[@Sam_YT_Handles_Blow]

Good thing my pants were already off.

[@aweirdman7524]

IT'S BEEN 84 YEARS!!!

[@solaireofastora4227]

actually 87 but...

[@Ozymothias]

387*

[@dotXyore]

actually 84 but...

[@Aloisterrr]

Weird Man 69 years and 420 days

[@tenchuZsenran]

TheGamesofKong doesn't that mean 70 years and some days?

[@pcdeltalink036]

I just maranthoned the whole series after seeing this one. How have I never heard of these before? These are hands down some of the best Dark Souls videos I've ever seen. Hilarious and actually not a half bad guide either.

[@stnney4081]

Thank god you're back... I thought you took Angus's way out.

[@Arachn1dae]

holy shit its real

[@thelaughingrouge]

23: Paint me like one of your French ghouls.

[@GhostWink]

Never thought i'd see the day...

[@zulu2603]

Never thought I'd see you still being an awesome tanky piece of shit with John Cena music spilling from your armour.

[@harleyconley5799]

its been so loooooong where have you been my bro i grew a beard

[@harleyconley5799]

though keep up the good work your uploads are hilarious

[@Black0Star]

Oh, it you. It's been a long time. How have you been?

[@derandere7501]

Black Star You know. after you murdered me!

[@Mattimation01]

Jakob Andre wait is that a portal 2 reference?

[@masoncausey12]

I'm Black Star! I'm not a porn star! I'm a black star!

[@derandere7501]

Sterooka Yes, Yes it is!

[@filo5524]

he came back to life

[@nateblack8669]

I like that what pushed Crestfallen over the edge was Frampt's breath.

[@LieutenantSkull]

65: gettin' real of this shit. might be missing something

[@summerycast7936]

Cough, cough! Like what?

[@OfKingsXI]

FUCKING FINALLY

[@limuney9874]

Dell Conagher damn dude, you got 145 likes.

[@albion4163]

pipele nah dude more like 146

[@casedistorted]

Dell Conagher he's got 175 likes now.

[@Eli_Man]

176 mang

[@limuney9874]

Broba Buddy 193 bro.

[@cloudsofuncertainty]

The first time I played Dark Souls, these videos helped me a bunch, especially through Blighttown, I've since then played Bloodborne and still need to play DS3, I'm glad these videos are still being made because they're so creative and hilarious

[@lichseed3149]

IT'S TIME

[@childOFtengu]

Wakes up on sunday. Not feeling the praisin' ... sees new Dumb shit's guide... I'M PRASIN' IT....I'M PRAISIN' IT!!!

[@inequis6063]

YEEEES IT'S BACK!!! Never would have gotten anywhere in Dark Souls without this guide.

[@dudemanrodd]

I beat this game years ago but these are the only videos I keep my KZbin app for.

[@astragenastro6306]

So it's that time of the year again... nice

[@gustavogoncalves1102]

I was waiting for the next guide to come out, but in the meantime I finished the soulsborne series.

[@Zas0407]

I came when i saw your notification

[@BrianRabadue]

Came?

[@colinkev2809]

Cypher Maker I don't know how to put this but I got an erection

[@GaleSilverwind]

I have never clicked on a notification so fast.

[@afrogufo772]

Well, you took your sweet bloody time. I watched the first episodes when I was learning how to not die in Dark Souls 1, and after I've finished Dark Souls 3 for the 10th time you publish another video of Dark 1. Pretty good though. Keep going man.

[@FoAmY99]

You upload this right as i come home from the bar. my stomach aching, my ears riddled with tinnitus. Yup. WildPie is back.

[@dapperowl6331]

Mawp Mawp.

[@Dinjur]

and I thought I'd be hollow forever. Thanks for uploading daddy.

[@puppetactor2515]

RealMetalGaming humanity restored

[@damario4684]

Hollowing reserved, I mean reversed.

[@Unholyzyx]

Damn man, you're on a roll! Maybe we'll finally wrap this series up with Gwyn in 2022!

[@vushui7117]

Yeah

[@WhiteRoninG]

Yeah sure

[@kumakisu]

each one of these is spaced out enough so that it's like a birthday gift

[@brodyvos2543]

OMFG YES TAKE ME DADDY

[@Fullytilted98]

the ghost buster song on that clip where u ravaged those ghosts was gold

[@SharkdoesGaming]

real guides are slow and srs, but most guides are done in a week :P

[@sibanbgd100]

OrangeShark003 but do they have MEME VALUE?!

[@FloofyHorror]

HOLY SHIT

[@trod146]

that was fun. see you all in 6 months to a year for the next one!

[@Esteban-lh7qz]

the funnier berserk refference is that new chapters of this are as rare as berserk's

[@MidnightMagpie73]

love your videos Pie :) this has to be the best reference for Dark Souls out there! Keep up the great work man and see you in the next one.

[@iliketehfair]

3:12 "Gettin' real of this shit" 0/10 literally unwatchable

[@solairethesunbro3806]

pieisdelish1 he makes it up tho "Shove it up your ass and tresend physical limitations"

[@trod146]

pieisdelish1 proofreading is for pussies

[@d_b0x0d_b]

*FINALLY MY DRUG IS BACK*

[@friedbacon6236]

0:57 Elden ring fan spotted

[@insomnomaniac2878]

I clicked so damn quickly. Fuck the movie I was watching lol

[@allanjohnkk]

praise the sun

[@oncerain]

Never knew about the chest with the titanite chunk nor the very large ember. Your guides are even the best guides out there. Watch this all the way, then when struggling watch a boss tutorial and Dark Souls is a cake walk

[@pategustavo4392]

That bit of dragonforce tho

[@brinkleymelvin2671]

This game is like 5 years old and this series is like 3 years old

[@Metroidder]

Glad to see one of these again, I didn't even know, back when I watched what you had posted so far, that you would keep doing these, I just though you had given up on the videos, until it showed up on my feed. Keep up the good work!

[@smishmouf4355]

Never clicked on a video so fast before in my life.

[@brandonworkman4672]

No Halo announcer for that triple kill? For shame.

[@TheSpinlippy]

or 'OOH baby a triple!...'

[@msifan92]

I've missed these tutorials, I can now feel my engines getting moist

[@andrewcurrie9506]

Valley of drakes coming 2020

[@WildPie101]

Andrew Currie more like 2040 :^)

[@andrewcurrie9506]

Ill go sleep like frampt till then lol.

[@drumbass2]

Just remember THE RAVE NEVER ENDS

[@AkiBean]

HE'S BACK BOYS

[@papafragolino]

It's been so long I'm actually impressed you're continuing it.

[@cyrocell]

WOOOAAH

[@comicveteran8740]

Still waiting for vally of drakes 0-0

[@stormycd392]

ComicVeteran One miracle at a time please.

[@megabyte_101]

been following your vids and its still helpful till this day thank you cz without these guides I probably would've quit the game by now but with these guides its slowly becoming an amazing game for me

[@Trolltyp1]

THE LEGEND IS BACK