The Exciting of Trains - credit Obvious Plant

[@c418stal5]

“Such far flung destinations as Texas, California, New Braska, Misskisscrispy, Conglarongo, and god forbid New Jersey” thats priceless

[@MrJemoeder1990]

bRO that moment was epic.. I was like whaaaaat

[@jonathanielpringlemaniii]

i love the Ronkie Montans of Conglarongo, Wymin, New Blexicah, I The Go, Mont, and Ootay

[@whynotanyting]

Don't forget Boston, Msaeachubaets

[@themuttonqueen8692]

Not to mention the lovely forests and hills in the ozarks of misery and orcasass

[@spikymikie]

"And some trains are filled with bees. Thousands and thousands of bees." That is pure gold!

[@lesliefulton9219]

I didn't catch it the first time, but when i watched it the second time, i caught it and the mention at the ending..

[@soopespeed]

This entire thing is gold

[@larbueno]

Honey Gold.

[@WesternOhioInterurbanHistory]

I started laughing way too much at that part

[@robertecker9503]

😂 Priceless video, writing and narration!! I have produced some comical goodies. This blew me away! EMD diesels DO sound like buzzing honey bees or hornets. The children story was off the charts! .Whomever thought of this and narrated the piece deserves some kind of award... A TONY Trains R Bettah Than You Award? An OSCAR the Grouchy Conductor Got No Tips Award? A Grammy for Gammy Cheating On Gramps As They Ride the Rails Award? 🤔 Your thoughts of other exciting Train Awards!?!? 😉😁

[@trainfilms123]

The 45 dislikes are people from New Jersey

[@SouthJerseyRailfan]

nah we still like it

[@desperbamboo]

no they from florida

[@josephclemmons5234]

@@desperbamboo def from Florida.

[@matt_6526]

new jOYZEEE

[@WesternOhioInterurbanHistory]

or is it the people and animals who were hit by the train on its journey?

[@ZorotheGallade]

As someone who regularly boards trains, eats eggs, and eats eggs on trains, I can attest this video is 100% yes.

[@lionspawfilmandphoto]

This production is very made. It is accurate of quality.

[@MatNichols-iz9dy]

Don't you mean 100% egg?

[@primemoverRR]

"Carol and Jimmy are taking a train ride because their parents don't want them anymore and are sending them away." Damn, harsh! LOL

[@jaykay4137]

I love this style of videos. Whether it's Obvious Plant, HuggBees, or the creators of The Stanley Parable, this genre of internet culture really gets my train rolling.

[@jjberg83]

Dude thank you. You set my Watch Later playlist into literal orbiting.

[@lankthedank6931]

“And like most sinful things, it made things more pleasurable and exiting” lmao

[@aislingoharrigan7543]

"...and god forbid, New Jersey."

[@busterbanks1989]

I feel much appreciation for the long boy now

[@lesliefulton9219]

Next time at the model train club, and someone runs a long train, I am openly calling it a "nice long boi"

[@dwarvenmoray]

The most beautiful piece of motion picture my eyes hath ever viewed upon. Choo Choo, good sir. Choo! Choo!

[@WillPhoneman]

"Chimbo wants to fight and kill the easter bunny" I laughed so hard at this!

[@MrJemoeder1990]

haha yea

[@stevensolway1054]

Kill da WABBIT, KILL WABBIT, yo ho ta ho ya!!!!!

[@WesternOhioInterurbanHistory]

out of all the hilarious bits in the video, the train with thousands of bees in it got me the most.

[@RogerMurdock]

Excite! Trains how hilarious I am to be one!

[@alexanderx33]

Dammit I thought this video was going to be about how to get trains aroused. I've got an old bull steam engine and want to sire a fleet from him.

[@DanG626]

7:12 Gathering momentum, the train picks up speed and it’s on its way to such far flung destinations as Texas, California, New Braska, Miss Kiss Crispy, Cong Larongo, and God forbid, New Jersey.

[@tjcassidy2694]

"After dinner the top of the train serves as a thrilling place to practice karate, or get into a cool fistfight." Sterling Archer has entered the chat.

[@KlaxontheImpailr]

I knew Amtrak was underfunded but I didn’t know they’ve resorted to serving their own roadkill.

[@WesternOhioInterurbanHistory]

This was before Amtrak, they actually served good food then Now instead of roadkill, they don't give you anything at all What a downgrade

[@MatNichols-iz9dy]

As an amtrak milk carton one said: Warning, may contain milk

[@lilythebassetpuppy]

The timing is impeccable. Right from the start with "49 magnificent states and also new jersey"

[@CraigCarl]

Having lived in New Jersey for four long years, I concur with its exclusion.

[@GlennPaul1]

Brilliant! The footage, the music, the tone of the narrator, the grammatical gaffes, the social commentary ... this is the funniest thing I have seen this year...a welcome respite from the pandemic. Are there any more videos outside JoAnn's Fabrics?

[@ianmoore5502]

This is so good. The train signals its arrival with a familiar sound, it sure does.

[@killingtimeitself]

this video is my fucking spirit animal

[@johnpearce129]

Nice (!) replica of the "Best Friend of Charleston". The first scheduled passenger service in the country. Charleston to Hamburg SC. Notice the engineer working the valve system manually, and riding on the very front. Scary much? Hope he had rhythm. The original blew up when the fireman tied down the poppet valves because the noise of the poppets annoyed him. That's showin' 'em. :-)

[@stevensolway1054]

For your information, dear sir John, it was Not not not, Poppet valves that were invented nearly 100 years later after 1930!!!!! T'WAS THEE SAFETY VALVE ON TOP OF THE BOILER, and the fireman who stoked the wood 🪵 into the firebox, who tied down the valve because it let off the LOUD HISSING when the boiler reached its maximum pressure, usually about 100 P.S.I. on the early, primitive boilers, made of iron, because the stronger Bessemer Processed Steel was not invented until nearly 20 years later. And after the explosion the BEST FRIEND was rebuilt with a long longitudinal boiler, so it resembled a more conventional 0-4-0 and was renamed "PHOENIX". This I know because I was the official tour guide at the NRRM from 1984 to 1989, thus it was necessary to read about the 🇺🇸AMERICAN railroad history from 1825 to then in 1989, and world rr history from the early 1700 when those early industries used horse drawn waggons on wooden tram roads, to the Newest High Speed Electric Passenger Express 🚆🚄 Trains of 2021. Plus after the Covid Epidemic of 2020, and the transport problems of airplanes, and crumbling highways, and overpriced gas, and supply chain breakdowns,...the trains will be back bigger and better than ever before!!-! I.e. whistle code, 😀👍👌ok. 10.19.2021. GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!! AMEN.

[@someasiandude4797]

This video is so good it made me eat eggs but of course who doesn't want some delicious eggs on a modern amazing American trains! PLEASE HELP

[@DanG626]

8:53 There’s a whole menu of items from which to choose. Maybe eggs? Nachos? Pizza? Eggs? Hot dogs? Eggs? Is it eggs? Is Jimpy getting the eggs? (I hope they get the eggs. Eggs are yum). I recommend the eggs. Eggs it is! Eggs.

[@DelayInBlockProductions]

I have had eggs and something and can attest that it’s a classic combo. -Drayton

[@Joeybagofdonuts76]

Thank you so much for sending me to this.

[@BlueRailz]

Be my waifu D.I.B

[@SouthJerseyRailfan]

hello daddy drayton

[@WesternOhioInterurbanHistory]

@@BlueRailz what the hell

[@stealahb]

i just started seeing a few videos with the "we'll take you outside of a train and also inside of one also as well" and i HAD to know where it came from. thank you!

[@SassyRailfan]

So glad I found this on here! Couldn’t watch it on FB for the constant buffering. I love stiff rickys 😂😂😂😂

[@rebeccastokem4031]

As someone from New Jersey, I completely approve of my state’s treatment in this video.

[@Og_Mango]

Jimmy What's his name Johnny Johnny Jimpy Jimpy Chim Chim Chimbo Chimney I forgot this video existed, Im glad I found it again.

[@Red-410]

That way, you can get idea how to when we you see a one of these it is you get the an idea of just how important...TRAINS!

[@aliciamcmillian5348]

I have a phobia of trains and my big brother think it would be a great idea to send this to me. I’m shaking! Why would he think this is a good idea. Don’t worry I’m fine.🙃

[@cjd3053]

we’ll take you outside of a train and also inside of one also, as well! that way you can get idea of how to when we you see a one of these it is you get the an idea of just how important… TRAINS!

[@gregoryjayvalent9641]

This is one of the more better docu-dramas that I've seen.

[@kathydoubleu6826]

My dad always has a saying for brainless people, when God was giving out brains you got on the line for trains well it looks like this is the story for that saying , love it

[@PhosphorDigital]

“…and the sound of people slapping their knees was heard ’round the world.”

[@LouisvilleNashville2132]

"Trains Are Fun To Smooch." - Obvious Plant

[@nostall123productions]

Can confirm. All trains are indeed fun to smooch

[@BigWallyFilms]

Please go back to JoAnn's Fabrics and "find" some more! This is pure gold.

[@KlaxontheImpailr]

I swear, I will make the term stiff Ricky a thing even if it kills me.

[@LoPhatKao]

i've watched this at least 5 times today, and shared it to all my coworkers with a sense of humor Hyce!

[@DispIeasedDog]

I love that this is narrated by Sarge.

[@DanG626]

2:09 We’ll take you outside of a train, and also inside of one also as well. That way you can get idea of how to when we, you see a one of these, it is you get the an idea of just how important- TRAINS!

[@okelley]

This is the funniest thing on the Information Super-Highway that I've seen in while.

[@NathanCamachoOfficial]

Is no one going to mention he rattled off eggs a good 13 times in the last 5 minutes of the video 😂 😂 😂 Its eggxtremely eggressive.

[@ThePeninsulaRailfan]

Haha hilarious

[@tehangrybird345]

That way you can get idea of how to when we you see a one of these it is you get the an idea of just how important, trains!

[@nostall123productions]

I sure hope that Jimmy will get the eggs. Eggs are yum.

[@djmaxipad6238]

As an MST3K & Rifftrax fan, I'm loving the footage. The grammatical errors are just... 🤌

[@WesternOhioInterurbanHistory]

this is one of the greatest train videos I have ever seen. Thank you

[@MatNichols-iz9dy]

I love how this video makes trains sound like a cosmic threat to all of humanity.

[@christ2906]

Aw I was sent on a train! I was adopted by coal shovelers.

[@billfusionenterprise]

feels like family guy narration

[@maddyh.3447]

This is probably my favorite video ever

[@hencethebeetroot]

youtube's god awful autogenerated chapters make this so much better

[@Blasphemian_6]

Narrator just went FULL google translate at the end.

[@amberlantern9328]

............YES SIR, MR HORSE LIKES IT ALOT!!!

[@wheresteamlives]

Remarkable. I will keep my eyes peeled on every puddle I pass now.

[@cameronjadewallace]

I almost forgot to watch this today...

[@SquigSoup]

That was a thing that I watched! And it was an exciting and wondrous thing. Ah, trains

[@1BrknHrtdRomeo]

What happened to Misskisscrispy and Conglarongo? Did those states get liquidated?

[@devyncampbell3210]

The narrator sounds like doctor borous from big mountain. Honestly the whole video has Big MT vibes

[@realcanadian96]

I like when the narrator struggles to find words from his exciting of trains so much

[@DrTomoculus]

This video has excitingness.

[@pubbarian]

I for one embrace our new train overlords.

[@HMinot]

So funny! Love the narration!

[@IAmLiterallyTheSpyFromTF2]

Chimbo wants to fight and kill the Easter bunny!

[@KatyPacific382]

2:10 Missouri Kansas Texas Alco PA!!!! 🤩🤩🤩 i love the MKT railroad

[@AstuteAces]

Ah yes, my favorite editor.

[@daytonglitch]

It was informationative and exciting also too as well!

[@johnwescott8886]

Thank you Hyce

[@michaelramsey82]

So I've watched this a zillion times and obviously it's very funny, but I just now noticed that he says "a little more than 100 years ago". The first successful steam locomotives were built in the 1830s. Even for the 1950s era of the footage used here, that's a pretty conservative estimate of how long trains have been around.

[@JmackDaddyFunk]

Of all the ridiculous (and hilarious) wrong info on here you’re hung up on this???

[@RainbowFlowerCrow]

@@JmackDaddyFunk that's the kind of observation that someone with a small cranium and no parents comes up with. No choo-choo for this foot-traveller!

[@larbueno]

Pedantic silliness, says I

[@michaelramsey82]

@@JmackDaddyFunk Yes, this is the arbitrary hill I've chosen to die on. My mind will not be changed.

[@nikkospelledlikethat8140]

I came cause I wanted to know the context for the tiktok audio and I was NOT DISAPPOINTED

[@alecsleigh]

If ObviousPlant didn’t upload this, then it must have been Easter Bunny killer Chimminy no-tip. This is the kind of dick move he would pull.

[@Rickster5176]

Oh my word that was hilarious!

[@historymuseum2000]

I'll have the eggs!

[@wallochdm1]

The Onion Limited. Very clever.

[@Abhinav_Sarkar]

Such a funny narrating 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@workablob]

JoAnn are many good for the sew! Many!

[@alfredbutler6591]

At 2:13 a nice view of the Milwaukee's Olympian Hiawatha. Looks like a Westinghouse quill on the point.

[@larbueno]

Well thank you, Alfred.

[@Alex-if2kt]

That was my exact thought as well! It’s definitely the Milwaukee Railroad

[@TheCRTman]

This is fricken hilarious.... outstanding.

[@adsyoffinch]

The voice over almost sounds like Hank Azaria's Brockmire 😂😂

[@marcwaller3657]

I thought it was more Troy Mclure from the Simpsons! :-)

[@derekfelton1668]

But whither Jimpy? Did he ever get to fight and kill the Easter Bunny?

[@codygrimm8791]

This video is exactly what happens when you run something through google translate 20 times

[@sorrow573]

*"Yummy.."*

[@janhein4064]

Yummy

[@tracksideadventures]

Trains!

[@Russwig]

Brilliant!

[@livyp632]

ronald watching this video: 👁💧👄💧👁

[@trainluvr]

So much truth spoken in this real life fable of a world gone mad. Trains rule, foamers drool.

[@megamangos7408]

Holy shit that's gold!!!!

[@samjonen4010]

Thousands and thousands of bees

[@LudaChez]

Do subway trains count? If they do I have some questions for my brother because he's responsible for making the MTA run on a daily basis. He definitely left out some parts of the job.

[@ramo3143]

2:10 man had a stroke 💀

[@i_am_m_plant]

here's the original reddit post if anyone is interested www.reddit.com/user/obviousplant/comments/ge4gjz/the_exciting_of_trains/

[@Theredtail95]

I think I’m having a stroke…

[@stephenn1056]

Will ride on a train 10/10

[@larbueno]

Needed that!

[@kccarbfree]

Oh! That's kansas city union Station!

[@kevinpham8693]

Here before it's in your recommended.

[@lesliefulton9219]

im looking at the 50 dislikes and thinking, no trains for you scumbags. Loved how this was done, i grew up watching those P.R movies of the U.S as i had a movie buff in the family with their own picture theater, (with a model railroad above it), so lots of train movies.. so much truth in this one.. 10 out of 10, can't wait to see some more!

[@RainbowFlowerCrow]

Those are the poor small-cranium headed people who have to travel using their legs, (and feet, if they have them), like idiots. They're forbidden from enjoying the exciting of trains. Losers!

[@jeffreygluck6732]

Hilarious!

[@McDeth187]

This is amazing