“Such far flung destinations as Texas, California, New Braska, Misskisscrispy, Conglarongo, and god forbid New Jersey” thats priceless
@MrJemoeder19903 жыл бұрын
bRO that moment was epic.. I was like whaaaaat
@jonathanielpringlemaniii2 жыл бұрын
i love the Ronkie Montans of Conglarongo, Wymin, New Blexicah, I The Go, Mont, and Ootay
@whynotanyting Жыл бұрын
Don't forget Boston, Msaeachubaets
@themuttonqueen8692 Жыл бұрын
Not to mention the lovely forests and hills in the ozarks of misery and orcasass
@spikymikie4 жыл бұрын
"And some trains are filled with bees. Thousands and thousands of bees." That is pure gold!
@lesliefulton92194 жыл бұрын
I didn't catch it the first time, but when i watched it the second time, i caught it and the mention at the ending..
@soopespeed4 жыл бұрын
This entire thing is gold
@larbueno3 жыл бұрын
Honey Gold.
@WesternOhioInterurbanHistory2 жыл бұрын
I started laughing way too much at that part
@robertecker9503 Жыл бұрын
😂 Priceless video, writing and narration!! I have produced some comical goodies. This blew me away! EMD diesels DO sound like buzzing honey bees or hornets. The children story was off the charts! .Whomever thought of this and narrated the piece deserves some kind of award... A TONY Trains R Bettah Than You Award? An OSCAR the Grouchy Conductor Got No Tips Award? A Grammy for Gammy Cheating On Gramps As They Ride the Rails Award? 🤔 Your thoughts of other exciting Train Awards!?!? 😉😁
@trainfilms1234 жыл бұрын
The 45 dislikes are people from New Jersey
@SouthJerseyRailfan4 жыл бұрын
nah we still like it
@desperbamboo2 жыл бұрын
no they from florida
@josephclemmons52342 жыл бұрын
@@desperbamboo def from Florida.
@matt_65262 жыл бұрын
new jOYZEEE
@WesternOhioInterurbanHistory2 жыл бұрын
or is it the people and animals who were hit by the train on its journey?
@ZorotheGallade3 жыл бұрын
As someone who regularly boards trains, eats eggs, and eats eggs on trains, I can attest this video is 100% yes.
@lionspawfilmandphoto Жыл бұрын
This production is very made. It is accurate of quality.
@MatNichols-iz9dy8 ай бұрын
Don't you mean 100% egg?
@primemoverRR4 жыл бұрын
"Carol and Jimmy are taking a train ride because their parents don't want them anymore and are sending them away." Damn, harsh! LOL
@jaykay41372 жыл бұрын
I love this style of videos. Whether it's Obvious Plant, HuggBees, or the creators of The Stanley Parable, this genre of internet culture really gets my train rolling.
@jjberg83 Жыл бұрын
Dude thank you. You set my Watch Later playlist into literal orbiting.
@lankthedank69314 жыл бұрын
“And like most sinful things, it made things more pleasurable and exiting” lmao
@aislingoharrigan75434 жыл бұрын
"...and god forbid, New Jersey."
@busterbanks19894 жыл бұрын
I feel much appreciation for the long boy now
@lesliefulton92194 жыл бұрын
Next time at the model train club, and someone runs a long train, I am openly calling it a "nice long boi"
@dwarvenmoray4 жыл бұрын
The most beautiful piece of motion picture my eyes hath ever viewed upon. Choo Choo, good sir. Choo! Choo!
@WillPhoneman4 жыл бұрын
"Chimbo wants to fight and kill the easter bunny" I laughed so hard at this!
@MrJemoeder19903 жыл бұрын
haha yea
@stevensolway10542 жыл бұрын
Kill da WABBIT, KILL WABBIT, yo ho ta ho ya!!!!!
@WesternOhioInterurbanHistory2 жыл бұрын
out of all the hilarious bits in the video, the train with thousands of bees in it got me the most.
@RogerMurdock4 жыл бұрын
Excite! Trains how hilarious I am to be one!
@alexanderx332 жыл бұрын
Dammit I thought this video was going to be about how to get trains aroused. I've got an old bull steam engine and want to sire a fleet from him.
@DanG626 Жыл бұрын
7:12 Gathering momentum, the train picks up speed and it’s on its way to such far flung destinations as Texas, California, New Braska, Miss Kiss Crispy, Cong Larongo, and God forbid, New Jersey.
@tjcassidy26944 жыл бұрын
"After dinner the top of the train serves as a thrilling place to practice karate, or get into a cool fistfight." Sterling Archer has entered the chat.
@KlaxontheImpailr2 жыл бұрын
I knew Amtrak was underfunded but I didn’t know they’ve resorted to serving their own roadkill.
@WesternOhioInterurbanHistory Жыл бұрын
This was before Amtrak, they actually served good food then Now instead of roadkill, they don't give you anything at all What a downgrade
@MatNichols-iz9dy8 ай бұрын
As an amtrak milk carton one said: Warning, may contain milk
@lilythebassetpuppy2 жыл бұрын
The timing is impeccable. Right from the start with "49 magnificent states and also new jersey"
@CraigCarl Жыл бұрын
Having lived in New Jersey for four long years, I concur with its exclusion.
@GlennPaul14 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! The footage, the music, the tone of the narrator, the grammatical gaffes, the social commentary ... this is the funniest thing I have seen this year...a welcome respite from the pandemic. Are there any more videos outside JoAnn's Fabrics?
@ianmoore55024 жыл бұрын
This is so good. The train signals its arrival with a familiar sound, it sure does.
@killingtimeitself2 жыл бұрын
this video is my fucking spirit animal
@johnpearce1294 жыл бұрын
Nice (!) replica of the "Best Friend of Charleston". The first scheduled passenger service in the country. Charleston to Hamburg SC. Notice the engineer working the valve system manually, and riding on the very front. Scary much? Hope he had rhythm. The original blew up when the fireman tied down the poppet valves because the noise of the poppets annoyed him. That's showin' 'em. :-)
@stevensolway10542 жыл бұрын
For your information, dear sir John, it was Not not not, Poppet valves that were invented nearly 100 years later after 1930!!!!! T'WAS THEE SAFETY VALVE ON TOP OF THE BOILER, and the fireman who stoked the wood 🪵 into the firebox, who tied down the valve because it let off the LOUD HISSING when the boiler reached its maximum pressure, usually about 100 P.S.I. on the early, primitive boilers, made of iron, because the stronger Bessemer Processed Steel was not invented until nearly 20 years later. And after the explosion the BEST FRIEND was rebuilt with a long longitudinal boiler, so it resembled a more conventional 0-4-0 and was renamed "PHOENIX". This I know because I was the official tour guide at the NRRM from 1984 to 1989, thus it was necessary to read about the 🇺🇸AMERICAN railroad history from 1825 to then in 1989, and world rr history from the early 1700 when those early industries used horse drawn waggons on wooden tram roads, to the Newest High Speed Electric Passenger Express 🚆🚄 Trains of 2021. Plus after the Covid Epidemic of 2020, and the transport problems of airplanes, and crumbling highways, and overpriced gas, and supply chain breakdowns,...the trains will be back bigger and better than ever before!!-! I.e. whistle code, 😀👍👌ok. 10.19.2021. GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!! AMEN.
@someasiandude47972 жыл бұрын
This video is so good it made me eat eggs but of course who doesn't want some delicious eggs on a modern amazing American trains! PLEASE HELP
@DanG626 Жыл бұрын
8:53 There’s a whole menu of items from which to choose. Maybe eggs? Nachos? Pizza? Eggs? Hot dogs? Eggs? Is it eggs? Is Jimpy getting the eggs? (I hope they get the eggs. Eggs are yum). I recommend the eggs. Eggs it is! Eggs.
@DelayInBlockProductions4 жыл бұрын
I have had eggs and something and can attest that it’s a classic combo. -Drayton
@Joeybagofdonuts764 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for sending me to this.
@BlueRailz4 жыл бұрын
Be my waifu D.I.B
@SouthJerseyRailfan4 жыл бұрын
hello daddy drayton
@WesternOhioInterurbanHistory2 жыл бұрын
@@BlueRailz what the hell
@stealahb Жыл бұрын
i just started seeing a few videos with the "we'll take you outside of a train and also inside of one also as well" and i HAD to know where it came from. thank you!
@SassyRailfan4 жыл бұрын
So glad I found this on here! Couldn’t watch it on FB for the constant buffering. I love stiff rickys 😂😂😂😂
@rebeccastokem40313 жыл бұрын
As someone from New Jersey, I completely approve of my state’s treatment in this video.
@Og_Mango2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy What's his name Johnny Johnny Jimpy Jimpy Chim Chim Chimbo Chimney I forgot this video existed, Im glad I found it again.
@Red-4103 жыл бұрын
That way, you can get idea how to when we you see a one of these it is you get the an idea of just how important...TRAINS!
@aliciamcmillian5348 Жыл бұрын
I have a phobia of trains and my big brother think it would be a great idea to send this to me. I’m shaking! Why would he think this is a good idea. Don’t worry I’m fine.🙃
@cjd30533 жыл бұрын
we’ll take you outside of a train and also inside of one also, as well! that way you can get idea of how to when we you see a one of these it is you get the an idea of just how important… TRAINS!
@gregoryjayvalent96414 жыл бұрын
This is one of the more better docu-dramas that I've seen.
@kathydoubleu68264 жыл бұрын
My dad always has a saying for brainless people, when God was giving out brains you got on the line for trains well it looks like this is the story for that saying , love it
@PhosphorDigital4 жыл бұрын
“…and the sound of people slapping their knees was heard ’round the world.”
@LouisvilleNashville2132 Жыл бұрын
"Trains Are Fun To Smooch." - Obvious Plant
@nostall123productions Жыл бұрын
Can confirm. All trains are indeed fun to smooch
@BigWallyFilms4 жыл бұрын
Please go back to JoAnn's Fabrics and "find" some more! This is pure gold.
@KlaxontheImpailr2 жыл бұрын
I swear, I will make the term stiff Ricky a thing even if it kills me.
@LoPhatKao Жыл бұрын
i've watched this at least 5 times today, and shared it to all my coworkers with a sense of humor Hyce!
@DispIeasedDog4 жыл бұрын
I love that this is narrated by Sarge.
@DanG626 Жыл бұрын
2:09 We’ll take you outside of a train, and also inside of one also as well. That way you can get idea of how to when we, you see a one of these, it is you get the an idea of just how important- TRAINS!
@okelley4 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest thing on the Information Super-Highway that I've seen in while.
@NathanCamachoOfficial3 жыл бұрын
Is no one going to mention he rattled off eggs a good 13 times in the last 5 minutes of the video 😂 😂 😂 Its eggxtremely eggressive.
@ThePeninsulaRailfan3 жыл бұрын
Haha hilarious
@tehangrybird345 Жыл бұрын
That way you can get idea of how to when we you see a one of these it is you get the an idea of just how important, trains!
@nostall123productions Жыл бұрын
I sure hope that Jimmy will get the eggs. Eggs are yum.
@djmaxipad62382 жыл бұрын
As an MST3K & Rifftrax fan, I'm loving the footage. The grammatical errors are just... 🤌
@WesternOhioInterurbanHistory2 жыл бұрын
this is one of the greatest train videos I have ever seen. Thank you
@MatNichols-iz9dy8 ай бұрын
I love how this video makes trains sound like a cosmic threat to all of humanity.
@christ29064 жыл бұрын
Aw I was sent on a train! I was adopted by coal shovelers.
@billfusionenterprise4 жыл бұрын
feels like family guy narration
@maddyh.34473 жыл бұрын
This is probably my favorite video ever
@hencethebeetroot Жыл бұрын
youtube's god awful autogenerated chapters make this so much better
@Blasphemian_64 жыл бұрын
Narrator just went FULL google translate at the end.
@amberlantern93283 жыл бұрын
............YES SIR, MR HORSE LIKES IT ALOT!!!
@wheresteamlives4 жыл бұрын
Remarkable. I will keep my eyes peeled on every puddle I pass now.
@cameronjadewallace3 жыл бұрын
I almost forgot to watch this today...
@SquigSoup4 жыл бұрын
That was a thing that I watched! And it was an exciting and wondrous thing. Ah, trains
@1BrknHrtdRomeo4 жыл бұрын
What happened to Misskisscrispy and Conglarongo? Did those states get liquidated?
@devyncampbell3210 Жыл бұрын
The narrator sounds like doctor borous from big mountain. Honestly the whole video has Big MT vibes
@realcanadian96 Жыл бұрын
I like when the narrator struggles to find words from his exciting of trains so much
@DrTomoculus3 жыл бұрын
This video has excitingness.
@pubbarian Жыл бұрын
I for one embrace our new train overlords.
@HMinot4 жыл бұрын
So funny! Love the narration!
@IAmLiterallyTheSpyFromTF24 жыл бұрын
Chimbo wants to fight and kill the Easter bunny!
@KatyPacific38211 ай бұрын
2:10 Missouri Kansas Texas Alco PA!!!! 🤩🤩🤩 i love the MKT railroad
@AstuteAces4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, my favorite editor.
@daytonglitch4 жыл бұрын
It was informationative and exciting also too as well!
@johnwescott8886 Жыл бұрын
Thank you Hyce
@michaelramsey824 жыл бұрын
So I've watched this a zillion times and obviously it's very funny, but I just now noticed that he says "a little more than 100 years ago". The first successful steam locomotives were built in the 1830s. Even for the 1950s era of the footage used here, that's a pretty conservative estimate of how long trains have been around.
@JmackDaddyFunk4 жыл бұрын
Of all the ridiculous (and hilarious) wrong info on here you’re hung up on this???
@RainbowFlowerCrow4 жыл бұрын
@@JmackDaddyFunk that's the kind of observation that someone with a small cranium and no parents comes up with. No choo-choo for this foot-traveller!
@larbueno3 жыл бұрын
Pedantic silliness, says I
@michaelramsey823 жыл бұрын
@@JmackDaddyFunk Yes, this is the arbitrary hill I've chosen to die on. My mind will not be changed.
@nikkospelledlikethat81403 жыл бұрын
I came cause I wanted to know the context for the tiktok audio and I was NOT DISAPPOINTED
@alecsleigh4 жыл бұрын
If ObviousPlant didn’t upload this, then it must have been Easter Bunny killer Chimminy no-tip. This is the kind of dick move he would pull.
@Rickster51763 жыл бұрын
Oh my word that was hilarious!
@historymuseum20004 жыл бұрын
I'll have the eggs!
@wallochdm1 Жыл бұрын
The Onion Limited. Very clever.
@Abhinav_Sarkar3 жыл бұрын
Such a funny narrating 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
@workablob4 жыл бұрын
JoAnn are many good for the sew! Many!
@alfredbutler65914 жыл бұрын
At 2:13 a nice view of the Milwaukee's Olympian Hiawatha. Looks like a Westinghouse quill on the point.
@larbueno3 жыл бұрын
Well thank you, Alfred.
@Alex-if2kt2 жыл бұрын
That was my exact thought as well! It’s definitely the Milwaukee Railroad
@TheCRTman3 жыл бұрын
This is fricken hilarious.... outstanding.
@adsyoffinch4 жыл бұрын
The voice over almost sounds like Hank Azaria's Brockmire 😂😂
@marcwaller36574 жыл бұрын
I thought it was more Troy Mclure from the Simpsons! :-)
@derekfelton16684 жыл бұрын
But whither Jimpy? Did he ever get to fight and kill the Easter Bunny?
@codygrimm879110 ай бұрын
This video is exactly what happens when you run something through google translate 20 times
@sorrow5732 жыл бұрын
*"Yummy.."*
@janhein40644 жыл бұрын
Yummy
@tracksideadventures Жыл бұрын
Trains!
@Russwig4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!
@livyp6323 жыл бұрын
ronald watching this video: 👁💧👄💧👁
@trainluvr4 жыл бұрын
So much truth spoken in this real life fable of a world gone mad. Trains rule, foamers drool.
@megamangos74083 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that's gold!!!!
@samjonen40102 жыл бұрын
Thousands and thousands of bees
@LudaChez2 жыл бұрын
Do subway trains count? If they do I have some questions for my brother because he's responsible for making the MTA run on a daily basis. He definitely left out some parts of the job.
@ramo31432 жыл бұрын
2:10 man had a stroke 💀
@i_am_m_plant4 жыл бұрын
here's the original reddit post if anyone is interested www.reddit.com/user/obviousplant/comments/ge4gjz/the_exciting_of_trains/
@Theredtail952 жыл бұрын
I think I’m having a stroke…
@stephenn10564 жыл бұрын
Will ride on a train 10/10
@larbueno3 жыл бұрын
Needed that!
@kccarbfree4 жыл бұрын
Oh! That's kansas city union Station!
@kevinpham86934 жыл бұрын
Here before it's in your recommended.
@lesliefulton92194 жыл бұрын
im looking at the 50 dislikes and thinking, no trains for you scumbags. Loved how this was done, i grew up watching those P.R movies of the U.S as i had a movie buff in the family with their own picture theater, (with a model railroad above it), so lots of train movies.. so much truth in this one.. 10 out of 10, can't wait to see some more!
@RainbowFlowerCrow4 жыл бұрын
Those are the poor small-cranium headed people who have to travel using their legs, (and feet, if they have them), like idiots. They're forbidden from enjoying the exciting of trains. Losers!