The Fake Sounds Companies Add To Products - Cheddar Explains

[@gaboseries5252]

I need a silent vacuum. I can’t express how much their sound bothers me

[@Raterex]

Robot vacuums are the way to go for a quite vacuum (or manually sweeping/mopping instead) :)

[@Forlfir]

@@Raterex sweeping is not ideal for those with allergies you literally make dust go everywhere

[@Raterex]

@@Forlfir true :)

[@ethan.000]

especially when it sucks up the wrong thing and makes a HORRID sound

[@SirCain]

I've hypersensitivity to a lot of sounds, textures and other tactile experiences; vacuums are hell.

[@noellebreeze]

How about a silent vacuum but you only hear when it picks up dirt? Satisfying.

[@cringy7-year-old5]

Noelle, ikr what I want

[@davidward3578]

Central home vacs are kind of like that.

[@vn01208503]

that some asmr shit right there

[@davidperry4013]

Miele vacuums have quiet motors.

[@lennitheghost]

Yikes my vacuum would always be noisy

[@gfieldsrandom923]

I AM SO OVERLY MAD THAT VACUUMS ARE LOUD ON PURPOSE

[@matthewjcobb]

Well take solace in the fact that this isn’t the whole story. While there may be some truth to the idea that a vacuum that’s “too quiet” has a lower satisfaction rating, I know for a fact that a significant part of the cost associated with consumer vacuum cleaners is sound dampening to make them quieter. My source is a close friend who’s spent 12 years of his career engineering vacuum cleaners.

[@MysLed]

@@matthewjcobb thank you for providing this exact bit of information I was hoping to have found from someone's posted comment. If you ever took apart a vacuum and looked at the motor and it's parts along with having a tiny bit of knowledge with how just mechanics work. You would've been immediately thinking that this video's thumbnail has to be b.s or just how tf could that be?

[@samriwelkeish7981]

666 likes

[@Raccon_Detective.]

Same

[@troywright359]

I'm mad that pringles make sound! can't everything be silent everywhere??

[@KevinFromTheOffice]

“I want my vacuum to sound as loud as possible” said absolutely no one ever

[@akshayde]

But your mind is saying lets go

[@joachimschoder]

What people say and what people do is often very different. And a lot of it is subconscious.

[@danielawesome36]

Maybe people think that vacuums that are _actually_ silent are weaker or that they are "fake".

[@Josh-rf9qy]

I just wanna watch KZbin while I vacuum without headphones

[@memoriesmuseum2824]

No you subconsciously want a loud vacuum its science lol

[@Rebelnightwolfe]

"Make the vacuum loud. They'll think it's cleaning when it actually isn't."

[@jora9655]

Yeah, it's such bs. The sound of picking up trash is nice, but the high-pitched roaring is so awful. I'll never vaccum without headphones in.

[@ygkoz]

Make a vacuum loud . The sounds of dust and dirt slamming against it . You think it’s cleaning and it’s actually spitting it out

[@salty7535]

@@ygkoz damn..

[@stephsmanicshenanigans8017]

Yg Koz I have two vacuums because one doesn’t pick up things from tile even though it has bare floor option. Just spits it back out everywhere, but it works better on my rugs than my other one lol

[@BSFilms1997]

“Da best dakka makez da biggest boom! Louda iz bettah!” -Da Orkz

[@skaterchic5050]

Are you kidding I would freakin love a silent vacuum.

[@vboo6250]

ValiantTaco and blender

[@Falto]

They exist but not popular

[@essennagerry]

Same, I judge effectiveness by how clean it is afterwards. I don't want constant auditory feedback that I'm doing it right every second every single time I vacuum. (Let alone fake.) I get it for car doors (functional) or opening bottles (very short, occasional, and nostalgia-loading) but for constant things? Oof, I'd rather get used to not having that fake feedback. When I learn why it's quiet I'll get used to it quickly.

[@elainelouve]

Same! I have considered using ear plugs to be able to vacuum without anxiety.

[@alexbrown8900]

Wenn have one and my mom loves it

[@connormitochondria355]

It's simply not okay that vaccums are so damn loud. I would love to have a silent vacuum and the fact that it was made to be unintentionally loud is even more infuriating. Vacuuming is actually painful for me because it's so loud.

[@troywright359]

It's simply not ok that the snapple bottles pop, without me giving them consent. everytime i open one it sounds like a gunshot. like....are they working with the news to keep fearmongering?

[@MsBizzyGurl]

I'm with you!

[@MazeFrame]

Yup. I usually put on closed back headphones to make the high pitched whine bearable.

[@draggy6544]

@@troywright359 ok stfu dont be a smart ass what connor said is valid

[@cinamontoast2555]

@@troywright359 There a huge difference between a satisfying pop! And a accually painful artificial noise, my ears feel horrible when vacuuming, its not a fucking joke

[@DIOsNotDead]

i legitimately blame the people in the research studies, who just thought it's not good enough if it's too quiet, for continuing to make our lives unnecessarily annoying

[@Gabifuertes]

And don't get me started on slow ATMs.

[@iiCounted2134]

fr

[@hundvd_7]

It's everyone. You go to buy a vacuum. You test out vacuum 1. It's quiet. You test out vacuum 2. It's loud. "Damn, the second one is so much weaker. I will buy the first one!"

[@Obi-Wan_Kenobi62]

but... you can buy silent vaccum cleaners, nobody forces you to buy a loud one.

[@DIOsNotDead]

@@Obi-Wan_Kenobi62 true, but then again, a majority of vacuum cleaners today are loud on purpose, so a majority of people will buy loud ones, and they’d all contribute to noise pollution. i’ve never really encountered a silent vacuum cleaner IRL where i live, like i’m pretty sure i can only find it online.

[@zethphyrzinnia0713]

What?! I want my vacuum cleaner silent ...so i can vacum my house 2am in the morning without disturbing the neighbour

[@SmallSpoonBrigade]

So, I'm not the only one that only seems to feel the urge to clean in the middle of the night when I can't sleep.

[@claudiu1716]

@@SmallSpoonBrigade Not only the urge to clean. The urge to learn a new language, or try a new recipe. No one knows how many useless things I did at 2 A.M.

[@acaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I concur🐸

[@Gladiamdammit]

I want my vacuum cleaner LOUD, for largely the same reasons. I am an evil, evil person. 3: D

[@davidkonevky7372]

@@claudiu1716 Agree, the times where I was most productive were mostly midnight

[@4everwithoutu]

So you're telling me I could've been sleeping in on the weekends instead of being woken up by my mom vacuuming??

[@juliae5700]

readytowait LOL

[@bloody_albatross]

Or without being woken up by loud cars going by my window!

[@LostinTranslation479]

*My life is a Lie*

[@lovelykitty42]

Yep

[@blueraspberrylemonade32]

When I'm riding my bike I'm glad most engines have a sound

[@maybolh]

I'd take a silent vacuum any day.

[@mukamuka0]

They're made it louder on purpose so they could sell... "a silent mode" as the most expensive option, later.

[@BUSHCRAPPING]

Me too. I hate the vacuum cleaner noise with a passion

[@KC-bg1th]

Nice try, dog.

[@Mutantcy1992]

@@digojez *steal

[@jamalfranklin3807]

I like loud sex so i'll respectfully disagree.

[@yukiyuka731]

Me: puts on earplugs whenever I use the vacuum cos it’s too loud. Manufacturers: time to make it louder.

[@Designotherwise]

Exactly !!

[@a.s.3601]

Then the vaccum connects to bluetooth

[@wilsonov87]

@@a.s.3601 omg 😂😂😂😂😂

[@daliaouf4683]

SAME

[@leafac]

They add noise to vacuums, then they charge extra for so-called silent vacuums. Genius!

[@luximperium4164]

This actually is a technique used everywhere for marketing and price justification. It's insane. Once you're a big brand, you can pull shit like that.

[@cheese4758]

Kind of like apple phones delaying their old ones to make people buy new ones

[@NINJAxBACON]

Create a problem, sell the solution its brilliant!

[@theworldoverheavan560]

@@NINJAxBACON lol yep

[@allenosobrn3963]

@@NINJAxBACON I got megamind vibes from that

[@deusexvesania1702]

As someone working in a hardware store I can confirm that customers will distrust a silent vacuum cleaner and occasionally even return it. So all those "fake sounds" are added cuz we, in general, are idiots.

[@user-wq9mw2xz3j]

Yes you are

[@diabl2master]

That's stupid. If it picks everything up, it's working...

[@hcupo]

So I have to listen to a fucking loud ass vacuum just because most people are dumb, NICE!

[@YujiUedaFan]

I wish Silent Vacuums weren't so expensive!

[@mr.r1178]

@@hcupo No just buy a silent one

[@E_Rico]

What about goddamn blenders. I swear everytime someone uses a blender in my house I feel like throwing it outside my window

[@seangangstad9597]

E Rico like a ninja blender ripping some ice and slamming it against that dense plastic pitcher

[@E_Rico]

Sean Gangstad thats exactly what I have and I think the sound is as loud as a motorbike no joke

[@rhinestonecowboy9967]

Yeah unless you have the best of best of everything, most of the sounds you experience in your life are pretty basic. That’s a guess but it makes sense

[@Yoyoyoyoasshole]

I place the blender on top of a folded towel, then go into a closet, shut the door, then I use it. Hahahahaha

[@sonic15561]

Who in the fuck is in your house?

[@IncroyablesExperiences]

Nowdays vacuum cleaners working on battery are way quiete and sells aren't reducing. I'm pretty sure a real quiete cleaner is easier to sell even if it can be seen as less "powerful". I think the true reason is cost: the use of ineficient but cheap and noisy brushed universal motor in all mains cleaners.

[@gn8103]

Your content looks awesome would be watching it if I understood what you were saying 😂

[@GoldenThunderYT]

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[@IncroyablesExperiences]

@@gn8103 you can check DIY experiments our english channel :)

[@IncroyablesExperiences]

@@gn8103 you can check DIY experiments our english channel :)

[@marcdecock7946]

We just bought a bosch unlimited 6 series, and indeed, a lot less noisy. I believe it has an induction engine, which means it starts a bit slow... Sometimes I press the button twice, thinking it didn't get started at the first push.

[@sammierose1150]

Tbh when I hear a loud vacuum or blender, I think it’s *LESS* effective than a quieter one because I presume efficiency and modern-ness to be smooth and quiet. Just my opinion 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@birdgirl8390]

Omg THIS!!!! It's 2020 ffs make that shit quiet! Everybody can afford them nowadays, it's no longer 1950 where the whole town needs to know that Mary Lou is better than everyone else bc she has a vacuum 🤦🏻

[@krischalkhanal2842]

It's my opinion too.

[@dannnyyang]

Samantha Murphy-Keller they create “quiet” versions of the same product to earn more profit. Just saying

[@jargoon9258]

Makes perfect sense, but boomers disagree

[@bigsmall246]

More noise = more energy being wasted as noise = less efficiency. So you are correct.

[@vecinu3675]

Sound feedback? Yeah of course cuz all of us like having an AIRPLANE ENGINE in our room when we clean!

[@edmund8954]

lmao have you not heard an airplane engine before? its way less quiet than a vacuum cleaner

[@SaariumDeta]

@@edmund8954 Your comment screams 'No one likes me'

[@edmund8954]

@@SaariumDeta Your comment screams "im 9 and i dont understand sarcasm"

[@SaariumDeta]

@@edmund8954 Your comment screams 'i judge someone from their videos and then make unfunny jokes to then insult people who don't get my very very funny jokes because they don't give a shit'

[@edmund8954]

@@SaariumDeta damn you mad or something?

[@Hypercube9]

I want a vacuum that makes nom-nom-nom sounds while I vacuum. And says "Mmmmm." everytime it eats something big!

[@missmoxie9188]

Hypercube9 that would be pretty cool

[@healthya7975]

Yeah, but try using that during midnight

[@mahbubmaleksyed5301]

Just buy a silent vacuum and play the Pac-Man waka waka

[@Kenionatus]

A spy is sapppin' my vacuum!

[@fleekdasheek9176]

It could say ooo daddy

[@TheNewGreenIsBlue]

This is so interesting. In Japan, they highly value silence and see a quieter and SMALLER item as a HIGHER quality item. There are social and legal rules against high noises. They also don't have the "large engine = loud = powerful" bias in their cars, which probably helps. As such, you find TINY, QUIET, and POWERFUL vacuums are the norm... and although the landscape of foreign brands that sell well are Mielé. Small trumps noise though... and so when Dyson brought the DC12 to Japan, they still took Japan by storm, despite a really strong domestic market.

[@charliewright2667]

Lmao you're acting like JDM sports cars aren't just as loud as their American/European counterparts. This is pretty untrue. The biggest factors for noise are engine displacement and exhaust, and really mostly the latter. The really loud cars you hear are because people (for some god forsaken reason) want them to sound that way, so they bought a special exhaust or muffler (generally speaking). Also, teslas like the one mentioned in this video kinda suck despite their very quick acceleration. I do like what they've done as far as bringing evs to the market tho, I just wouldn't be caught dead in one.

[@alipapa]

So wait, the fart sound in my ketchup was designed by Mr Heinz on purpose? Interesting

[@JackWoodandShadoo]

I was just about to post this comment too

[@joshstewart1226]

yeah no its called air going past the ketchup on the way back into the bottle

[@sombra2738]

@@joshstewart1226 Yeah no, its called a joke you fucking dipshit r/wooosh. Asshole.

[@valentina1688]

The fart 😂

[@Icu282]

@@sombra2738 Haha le woosh very funni

[@brandonking1737]

Loud noises represent inefficiency to me.

[@a.n4031]

They represent old, clunky and ... inefficiency. I assume modern is sleek, small, efficient and quiet

[@despondent27]

Same

[@despondent27]

@Vladimir Kozlovsky speakers are only loud when you want them to

[@fhoenixellis9397]

for cars I somewhat disagree, because a louder car almost always has higher performance, excluding older cars without mufflers. However with electric cars I definitely agree.

[@troywright359]

so non crunchy potato chips sound better to you?

[@i.i.iiii.i.i]

The EU introduced a 80 dB noise limit on vacuums in 2019 to protect customers ears instead of letting the unnecessary noise satisfaction destroy their ears in the long term :P

[@justsamoo3480]

God bless them.

[@johndirac6707]

Why not just have them put a warning that listening to sustained 80dB over time could damage their years? Ban culture is so frustrating. Just let me know, and let me make the decision, sure for vacuums there's no reason but in NYC there are so many housing laws that I just wish they would let me decide. They did a study that windows are important for health and then they banned living somewhere without a window. Like just let me know about the study and then let me decide, maybe the extra $100/mo matters more to my sanity and I want to be able to make that decision.

[@i.i.iiii.i.i]

@@johndirac6707 It's not really a ban though, it's just a higher minimum requirement for manufacturers.

[@ryanschultz7051]

@@johndirac6707 uhhh so you want a loud vacuum??

[@michaelheliotis5279]

@@johndirac6707 Are you also going to sign a waiver that says you renounce all rights to free European healthcare in relation to any sound-related damage you might sustain from the vacuum? Also, are you going to pay the government for all the lost tax revenue on account of your reduced productivity from ear damage? I am of course being a bit hyperbolic in both cases, but the point is that governments have a vested interest in the health and resulting productivity of their citizens, and they don't want their citizens getting sick or injured any more than a farmer wants that for his cows. And while you might believe you have a right to get sick or injure yourself, people aren't islands and what happens to them has consequences for other people, and you don't have a right to impose those consequences on other people. It's a large part of the government's job to try and optimise everyone's quality of life, so if banning loud vacuum cleaners means you don't need treatment for ear damage, which prevents you from wasting taxpayer money, preserves those treatment resources for someone else, and ensures you are healthy enough to keep working and contributing to society, then why _shouldn't_ the government ban loud vacuum cleaners? Allowing people to take actions that are destructive to their health is allowing them to actively harm society as a whole, so what point is there in having a government if it isn't going to protect society and all the people in it? I understand that things are different in the US, where the government doesn't care about the health of its citizens and people are afforded rights that are blatantly harmful to society such as owning military assault weapons, but in the rest of the West governments are committed to protecting people even if that means protecting people from themselves, and their citizens are largely grateful for it.

[@thebanished6725]

*Their parabolic structure is meant to get the loudest crunch you can get from a chip* Me in the back of class tryna be as quiet as possible: -_-

[@Huimangi]

Push your tongue against the chip and "bite" it like that, it won't be as loud

[@thebanished6725]

@@Huimangi pro tip 😎

[@ianwashere12345]

(kidding) pulverize it into dust before class and mix it in your "pop" drink, oh wait, that has a noise too.

[@thebanished6725]

Oh just swallow it without breaking

[@bronsavage1417]

@@thebanished6725 And Choke Yourself. Smart👍👍👍

[@MarK-iw2xj]

A quiet vacuum so you can hear the song/podcast in the background. Just saying

[@grantryder352]

internet connected vacuum that plays the podcast while it's on cause needless gadgets are the american way!

[@shockingblue8069]

I was gonna comment on that! Vacuuming is one of my least favorite chores just because I can't play anything in the background. While all the other ones became almost enjoyable because I can listen to that 1 hour long youtube video or a podcast.

[@mycatiswaysmarterthanmosto8500]

@@shockingblue8069 headphones?🤷‍♀️

[@connormitochondria355]

The quieter the better.

[@liamsmith8518]

Have you heard of headphones? I slap on my $35 Mpow 059 headphones (which are Bluetooth) and listen to some criticalrole

[@superfunbad]

My vacuum being unnecessarily loud makes me irrationally angry. Dog isn't too happy about it either.

[@TimTkachyk]

I concur fully. Just touching on the topic makes me irritated.

[@wooferjr169]

@dandanthetaximan You can't vacuum your carpet because it stresses you out?? Lay of the social media 😂😂

[@dursty3226]

brep, i think your anger is perfectly rational and justified.

[@JeroenJA]

to bad they didn't go further into this one, cause hearing some harder dust going into the vacuum is such a small part of the huge noise a vacuum makes..

[@elismaatta]

@dandanthetaximan our vacuum is extremely quiet. Like you can barely hear it at all.

[@Elleape]

"What do you do for a living?" "I make things go bonk, clunk, schhhhft, boink, Rrrrrrrt, frump."

[@kchigley5309]

So you're a Foley artist?

[@foodtheedible]

I thought it said trump

[@salty7535]

@@kchigley5309 Who said they were?

[@nirybiry]

"oh, and whooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[@thewolfhowlersyt5024]

*F r u m p ?*

[@MazeFrame]

I love the sound of electric motors starting up, or running perfectly quiet at idle.

[@StoriesByDighe]

💯

[@hollosou335]

As having a mental disorder that gives me hearing issues, I hated vacuum noises with a passion. Now that I know that the sounds are just orchestrated "for our pleasure", I have another reason to hate some companies.

[@TheFiteShow]

same here my brother

[@PanoptesDreams]

I'm highly sensitive to noise and hear frequencies most people don't and vacuums are definitely a big offender

[@glumdrops3678]

Sheldon Patrick how does a vacuum being loud sound good? It scares me to high hell.

[@doc.voltold4232]

@@PanoptesDreams same man. it's a curse, I'm an Audiophile too so 50hz noise cut my sleep, can't even sleep with the phone charger plugged in. But vacuums? Oh god if my ears could blead they would.. It's litteraly painful

[@jamesbehrje4279]

Dont believe all this. Sound engineering in manufacturing is nowhere like anything that this portrays.

[@Randyy1]

This makes sense. My ex had an old vacuum, but it was very big and powerful. When I first used it, I was like "wait, it's barely making any noise, are you sure it's working properly?" But as I used it, I realized it was much more powerful than my tiny, yet loud vacuum.

[@PACKERMAN2077]

Are you sure we're talkin about vacuum cleaners?

[@Domtronic]

@@PACKERMAN2077 lol

[@pdrohrtdo9756]

What vacuum was that? I would buy a silent vacuum any day!

[@Ramazvousgames]

If Vacuums where quiter. I would Actually like to vacuum more. Butbthey could keep the crunshing sound.

[@purplesam2609]

Then I could vacuum without scaring my poor cat

[@thunderbolt_blitz]

Yeah it's annoying

[@Patrick3183]

Fmono • 39 years ago • edited yuck!

[@GameCyborgCh]

I hate the whining vaccums makes, pets are generally terrified by the noise and if you have an upstairs neighbor who likes to vacuum at 5 in the morning you wish these things where silent.

[@LikaLaruku]

But not that sound of a large screw or metal nut getting sucked up.

[@sethforney4769]

Imagine being able to vaccumn at night when you have time without getting noise complaints from the neighbors

[@_multiverse_]

So did my car manufacturer design the annoying rattles coming from random places throughout the car?

[@breath711]

You are the only person I've seen with this comment and it is just great.

[@punker4Real]

or those cracked dashes? on the chevy tahoe suburban, GMC yukon and cadillac from 2007 to 2014? they all seem to crack in the exact same spots

[@hanskinslo326]

Only if it's a Dodge.

[@Yomika14xyukina44]

Sam Hehe clean your car and you will know.

[@dabroster8427]

Sounds normal to me

[@wuznab5109]

How about a silent vacuum with the clinking sound of the dust? So my ears can Rest In Peace and I know when I’m picking up stuff.

[@progressivepagan5575]

"Please give me a silent vacuum so my ears can enjoy the sweet release of death" lmao

[@MunthApollo]

This sounds like an ideal vacuum.

[@keatonsilver2662]

Brilliant

[@Ducksnuget]

That'll be $300 more

[@SalvadorSTMZ]

How about you just look at the ground.

[@Jessicahasopinions]

I hate how loud vacuums are. I avoid it as much as possible.

[@hauntingstarfish149]

This information makes me really upset because the loud sound of a vacuum is my most hated sound. I can't stand it

[@gelatinguy]

@@hauntingstarfish149 To be fair to vacuums, Cheddar is being misleading. Vacuums do make loud sounds as a side effect of good suction. The sound design comes in to help you hear how it's working, not necessarily how loud it is. In other words, we can't have very effective vacuums that are also super silent like a Prius sneaking up on you. The quiet vacuums out there aren't quiet, either; they are just regular amounts of loud. The industrial vacuums in a shop are sort of quiet, but the suction part is usually far from the opening/hose and the machine is bigger, which allows it to run quieter (similar to how a large fan moves more air without being louder).

[@davidmaier5624]

Get a botvac, never have to be home while your house is being vacuumed! Have a Neato D3, love it

[@aldofhister6859]

Your house must be filthy what kind of mother and wife are you ?

[@flashbin5541]

@@gelatinguy There are plenty silent vacuums which perform even better then those pesky loud ones, at least in Europe. Dont know how its in the states, but google Electrolux, swedish brand, you can barely hear it while running on max. Through a door its almost silent.

[@suzykendallosborne]

I know my vacuum is working when I can hear the delicious sound of a coin being accidentally crunched up in the mechanism

[@TheLastProzacNation]

Why would people assume that loud noises = good mechanism 🤦‍♀️ I love cars that make as little sound as possible, same goes with vacuums, hair driers, blenders etc To me ,the less noise it makes, the more “futuristic” the product.

[@nrdesign1991]

Thank you - finally someone who understands.

[@pravnav]

Jaketime04 yeah but only actual super cars not ricers

[@sodiboo]

I don’t mind if a car sounds loud when I’m next to it, I just want it to be quiet inside

[@lennitheghost]

TheLastProzacNation YES

[@siriuslywastaken]

For cars there can be a "good" loud and a "bad" loud If you've ever spent much time around them you'd more easily understand what i mean Some cars just sound more correct than others, and some cars, particularly third party riced out cars, sound really truly terrible There are also sounds cars make that are specific to certain problems a car could be having, for instance a squealing noise when the car is turning (not the tire screeching sound but a high pitched squeal from inside the car), is indicative of power steering problems, likely the belt being loose. In my opinion if it's not a car meant purely for sport it should sound nice and loud on the outside, and almost completely silent on the inside. Lexus does this very well in my experience

[@marbleswan6664]

I want a perfectly quiet vacuum, but also I want the sound of dust being picked up to be loud as hell

[@Bluntz_]

Fuck the dust sound, I have eyes.

[@overflowbeats6965]

👌🏾🔥😂😂😂😂

[@Ghorda9]

a couple of ball bearings will fix that.

[@rhinestonecowboy9967]

your eyes can see if the dust hit the inside of the vacuum.. where else would it go

[@itIsI988]

@@Bluntz_ Has anyone ever seen a vacuum cleaner with a transparent bin?

[@officer_baitlyn]

i can definitely get behind the dust particle crackling noises but it shouldnt be noisy when its not picking up anything

[@BUSHCRAPPING]

The noise of the vacuum cleaner will haunt me in hell.

[@VincentGonzalezVeg]

@@BUSHCRAPPING the people that make it loud are at the top level, heat surmises

[@Markle2k]

Yeah, the motor noise masks the important audio cues.

[@crocus8080]

Yes! I want crackling and not that near-deafening VVVRRRRRRRRRR noise I absolutely despise

[@Terra-Antares]

Whoever's gonna be making a true silent vacuum cleaner would probably be richer than Bill Gates at this point.

[@duolingobird8196]

or jeff bezos or elon musk

[@Sensoredcensored]

Dyson has a very quiet battery powered vaccine

[@mike8055]

They need to make a silent vacuum. Constant exposure to loud noises is bad for your hearing. We should make the world quieter, not louder. Granted, some products need to have noises to make us aware (eg. cars) but they shouldn't make things with loud noises just for "satisfaction".

[@Eto_Kusay]

Some cars have speakers under left side of a bumper to notify pedestrians, but it can be turned off

[@virginiamoss7045]

Yes, noise is in no way satisfying, ever. It's useful, informative and instructive only. Silence is golden.

[@Liggliluff]

EU seems to have regulations for how loud items are allowed to be (for people's safety). And this number is reduced as development progresses. So the same model sold in USA and EU should be quieter in EU (alternatively quieter to other US models in USA). But the common European design differs from the common US design anyway. The piece you vacuum with is separated from the machine, connected with a flexible pipe. It helps reaching stuff so much easier. www.komplett.se/img/p/1200/8dbc14cf-6bf2-d291-5be5-73cfbc9936f4.jpg

[@virginiamoss7045]

@@Liggliluff - If you mean a canister type vacuum, then I'd guess the US has more of those than the upright. Thanks for the link.

[@adventuresofwillandshelby6013]

Virginia Moss my 500c.i. Cadillac big block disagrees 🤣

[@Cheru_ShiNe]

I would LOVE a quiet vacuum.. I absolutely hate the sound of vacuums

[@DaemonsAdvocate]

kutiekitsune213 I just love the smell, it makes up for teh sound

[@Yomika14xyukina44]

kutiekitsune213 put headphones and listen to music while vacumming. that's what i used to do and it worked for me

[@Ihavepinkeye]

_Alexandra_ _Black_Woods_ you have to turn the music up higher and have your ears hurt more

[@EirTheGhost]

Yeah vacuum cleaner noise is just annoying

[@TranscendFreerunning]

I have pink eye and it’s contagious use sound blocking headphones not earbuds

[@duytdl]

“If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses.” − Henry Ford

[@0000song0000]

Yeah! We should be ridding motorized horses! Mobility for one. And I do preffer turning on/off their characteristic noise. 😂

[@HolyKhaaaaan]

Oh, like electric bikes?!

[@MTG_CMG]

I read it as 'foster homes'.

[@smithmcsmithy2645]

“I don’t like quotes on the internet, because if they’re believable or have a famous person’s name next to it people will think they’re real quotes,” -Abraham Lincoln, 1357 at the moon landing.

[@Skrajne_centrum]

@@smithmcsmithy2645 it's True very often, but this one is real... At least it's paraphrase not quote.

[@rexrad9735]

The ultimate vacuum would be great at picking up pet hair, and quiet enough not to terrify your pet. 🤔

[@omarkul5320]

And again, Cheddar covering the most important questions to humanity.

[@anthonyitaliano7316]

Stealing this top comment but DID ANYONE SEE HOW THE GUY EATS PRINGLES AT 7:02 ? WHO PUTS THEM IN SIDEWAYS??? IT GOES ON THE TONGUE YOU SICK BASTARD

[@SuperVannmannen]

i can't imagine a life without this information

[@smolder6366]

@@anthonyitaliano7316 I KNOW RIGHT OUTRAGEOUS

True. All of this information could fit in 15 seconds. It's just another of these pop documentaries, made-for-kids style but not meant for kids. Also, why every person on these kind of videos has the SAME ACCENT!!!

[@CorporateShill]

ersad Kaya Proper English, please.

[@StanchestCord3]

"Pringles are the loudest chip you can eat" Doritos: "Am I a joke to you"

[@issoulescondes3913]

But imagine a dorito with the shape and size of a pringles

[@vaderladyl]

I think kettle chips are louder.

[@zilvoxidgod]

Loudest shape but not the thickest

[@issoulescondes3913]

@@vaderladyl but imagine a kettle with the shape of a pringles

[@Johny40Se7en]

McCoy's crinkled crisps, in the shape of a Pringle. That would shatter the Earth 😅😛

[@dragoncat3499]

“Vaccums and hair dryers are made to be loud.” My autistic ass who hates loud noises: “Am I joke to you?”

[@raaston9761]

smad here the oly loud noises i like are from guns music and cars but other loud noises hell no like loud people talking or a infant crying

[@veraa6046]

Yes, because autism = you hate loud noises.

[@crisoliveira2644]

@@veraa6046 His/her autism. That says nothing about other people's experience. BTW autists being annoyed by loud noises is pretty common.

[@MawoDuffer]

I had to vacuum today and I hated it. My family tried to talk to me and I could not hear them. I can stand it but I was not in the mood for it at all. I’m also autistic.

[@kirukiru5924]

im also autistic, sensory sensitivity is a very real trait that is common with autism. loud noises and being unable to filter small noises like other people can can really overload your senses, it will make you hate loud noises, i personally hate vacuuming for this reason. Id love a silent vacuum.

[@dovidstaples9985]

Dude just the fact that it's so hard to even imagine a silent vacuum just shows you the power of marketing

[@probrogamerz9832]

The car company’s are just thinking about all the blind drivers, they need noises so they know which gear they swapped to.

[@kingco866]

Lizette Chavex they use a blind driving man stick to drive

[@who-dh5xk]

Lizette Chavex r/woooosh

[@woahgina]

@@who-dh5xk r/ihavereddit

[@who-dh5xk]

Кто-то Откуда god fucking damn it

[@akeiai]

There was a driver in our country, an old man who had a driving license, he operated on the public transportation called "jeepney". A modified WW2 Jeep to carry 18+ passengers. Well, this idiot is blind, and still worked on a Jeep. He did great until he crashed on a pole, then which he grabbed the attention of the police which learned he is blind, fucking hell he brushed it off wtffff.

[@SnapshotOfASoul]

I have misophonia (certain sounds give me uncontrollable fight or flight reactions and are physically painful, like chewing noises). A silent vacuum would allow me to, you know, use it.

[@lilylovely2478]

Same, I hate chewing sounds and people makeing noises with their mouths or pens

[@Todomo]

vacuums put me into panic symptoms. i feel you.

[@superswogg]

What a life eh, must be hard living with that tumor in your head

[@SnapshotOfASoul]

@@superswogg That's not at all funny. My mother had brain surgery to remove an aneurysm-like growth ten years ago and was never the same. Please think before you say something that could actually be even more hurtful than you intended. :(

[@superswogg]

@@SnapshotOfASoul so ur whole family has brain problems? rough

[@CaptainMarvelsSon]

How do I know if my vacuum is working? The floor gets clean. I would _love_ to have a vacuum equally as powerful as the one that I have now but near-whisper quiet.

[@VulpeculaJoy]

I believe dyson actually makes things quiet for a change...

[@bullet4g]

@@VulpeculaJoy there are vacuums mostly used by hotels that are ungodly quiet. And they have a lot of power.( taski was a brand name i saw like that....but idk how obtainable they are as a private buyer)

[@dil6969]

Miele canister vacuums are some of the quietest around. However, you'd be paying through the nose for it.

[@datguy8805]

Captain Marvel's Son youll say that until you start feeling like its underpowered You have to be very keen on getting a quiet vaccuum not to

[@gyanwire]

You know what's hard to find on planet earth 'A person who likes vacuum cleaner sound'

[@ultistinct]

Personally I'd prefer silent chips so that I can hear the goddamn movie

[@dabroster8427]

Ya and a silent vacuum I have enough headaches without that stupid noise maker

[@thegrinch2613]

And quieter bags so I can get chips straight from the bag while still hearing lol

[@ultistinct]

@@thegrinch2613 *SHRHSHHRHDHSHEHHRHRH CRNCHCHHCHXJDJXHHCJCJJDJDJC* (the devils unleash)

[@KunalSingh-gy7bg]

Dip it in water that will do the trick

[@koryphillips1973]

T-Posing Loki haha

[@nk6197]

Fun fact: sound is an outlet for friction so silent things are often more effective than their noisy competitors

[@raymondkent2237]

Indeed. I have known a couple people who deliberately mistune their vehicles to make them louder at the cost of the vehicles power and efficiency. This is annoying as ****.

[@gerardmontgomery280]

It's like cars, they tend to be around 30-35% efficient. That is 30-35% of the energy in the fuels goes to making the car move. The rest of that energy is blown out the exhaust as heat and sound.

[@isatntt]

@@raymondkent2237 lol nobody does this, stop trying to act like a car nut because you clearly arent one and if you think you are correct, please tell me exactly what they do (actual TUNING the engine or just muffler deletes or what)

[@fangyideng3131]

Maglev

[@achuck4321]

Thanks for putting that shitty background music over all the sounds. Super helpful.

[@aaronsmarrella1894]

Product design. Now when you hear shitty instrumentals you’ll think of this channel

[@mricardo96]

So illogical

[@HolyKhaaaaan]

That's another advertising gimmick. They know it works!

[@LieseFury]

it's the active sound design of clickbait

[@ARTHUR-fm6or]

Im your 1000th like

[@kaamn1829]

I would like to eat a potato chip that is quiet, I do not want people to hear me eat so many pringles...

[@charevandenheever4460]

3:09 honestly that quiet whooooo sound that fades into nothingness makes me feel like I'm on a spacecraft in a sci-fi movie and it's awesome, while car noises make me feel like I'm "just in another car".

[@Michael-lu2tz]

Fat L

[@fIorisss]

ikr, i was in a tesla once and i loved the sci-fi like sound

[@ebinrock]

I liked the turbine sound KITT made in the original Knight Rider. It was like an airplane.

[@lishthefish1423]

indeed. that sound was exciting, while the loud motor sounded unnecessary

[@retrospace2150]

Teslas sound like wind but normal cars sound way better imo

[@MasterChef-ux3gk]

Lawnmowers are loud so you don't hear the sounds of the grass being massacred.

[@tj9959]

MasterChef 117 correction: so you don’t hear the grass screaming

[@Java_Protogen]

Grass actually screams when cut

[@lazyhomebody1356]

Their tiny screams

[@lazyhomebody1356]

@@RandomGuy-ol6wi No, they are intelligent and hop out of the way

[@Orinslayer]

my family has a very quiet lawnmower, its only a bit louder than a hand-pushed mower.

[@georgeb5835]

Short answer: makes you satisfied when you hear certain sounds, and loud sounds make you feel the product is more powerful/effective.

[@XboxOriginal1321]

Very good

[@DogDogGodFog]

No.

[@UltraBlitzer755]

StoreWTF calm down Hubbard

[@arise8078]

Nothing like the sound of a dodge demon

[@cohenstukey1413]

“Vacuums don’t need to be so loud...” Car guys: *am I a joke to you?*

[@DevilTrojanChic]

They are a joke. When I hear an obnoxiously loud car I only think the guy must be compensating for something... There's no actual reason to be *that* loud.

[@charliekempf]

"Yeah add more vaccum cleaner noise, they'll like that"

[@hannahour]

Wake up the napping children too.

[@britshell]

My Volkswagen came with a resonator on the firewall too amplify engine sounds, I unplugged it after the first week of ownership. My turbo inline 4 should sound not sound like a V6, because it's not.

[@kareemmehdi]

Hahah my cousin got a GTI as his first car and he tried to convince me to reinstall my soundaktor

[@cliors200]

I have an older one so mine is fine #mk4

[@britshell]

It's a small price to pay for reliability and speed. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ the soundactor is super easy to unplug. It's almost like the engineers wanted you to do it.

[@mrlaforgephysics]

Funny that we're fine with all the tuning that goes into intake ducts and exhausts to produce a certain sound but we draw the line somewhere else. Cars aren't "supposed" to sound like anything.

[@britshell]

@@mrlaforgephysics The intake ducts and exhaust are physical parts of the systems. I draw the line at digital emulation, i.e. speakers.

[@thisin.]

wtf.. I'd pay extra for a quieter vacuum cleaner.

[@junglefett]

That's what they want you to think... Quiet vacuum cleaners should simply be the norm.

[@mongo2044]

Miele, and you would pay more.

[@bri1085]

That's what they want you to do

[@LinkEX]

Then you've fallen for their scheme.

[@Colonel__Mustard]

I've used a Henry at my work. This thing is so silent you can have a conversion at normal level and it's does the job pretty well

[@MolnarPohdap]

I remember standing outside with a co-worker who was a pilot, and when a small airplane flew overhead, he said "ah, music to my ears!" -- then identified the exact make and model of airplane just from that sound of its motor in flight!

[@AI-xm6xc]

The mathematical formula of a Pringles chip surface killed me

[@spartanwar1185]

"Mathematically designed for your enjoyment" My ass, if they actually did then jeez those guys are tryin' to milk those things hard

[@ArseniiB]

My god yes

[@QuantumRipple]

My math professor literally had us pass them around in a lecture last year as an example of a hyperbolic parabaloid lol

[@AI-xm6xc]

@\\Hugh M Janus// DETERMINATION

[@dahveed284]

This is why cats and dogs HATE the vacuum. They know it can be quieter and think us humans make it loud to scare them!

[@valletas]

Or they just hate loud sounds

[@kekerosberg1654]

@@valletas r/wooooosh

[@AuroraStarstorm]

@@kekerosberg1654 r/Ihavereddit also preemptimg r/ihaveihavereddit

[@ThePotato_]

@@AuroraStarstorm r/ihaveihaveihavereddit

[@AuroraStarstorm]

@@ThePotato_ fuck

[@notyourmum7883]

For the love of god can they please PLEASE make all vacuums/ hair dyers silent

[@fiaflora9585]

Please!!

[@SoggycereaI]

Elijah Soper Agreed. The one I have has an almost loud, but soft hum. It’s very calming

[@plasmaoctopus1728]

@Elijah Soper yeah, at least make vacuums have a lower pitch to their noise if nothing else.

[@albertpintor3522]

@@plasmaoctopus1728 buy a vacuum from the 90s and before if you want a pleasant sound. I have a kirby g6 and it's a little loud but the sound is low pitched and it actually sounds calming compared to a modern piece of shit bagless.

[@ebinrock]

@Elijah Soper To hell with that, END all noise pollution! No wonder we're all stressed out and losing our hearing!

[@Siarawaszympanemjest]

'The louder something is, the more powerful it's being percieved'. Ah, american way of thinking...

[@MrMoon-hy6pn]

I get the rattle of the dust going up the tube, but the obnoxious loudness of vacuum cleaners really annoys me

[@Kevin15047]

Yes. The rattle is the only satisfying sound.

[@giovannip8600]

Ohh, so I'm ruining my hearing but at least the manufacturers are happy?!?!?!?!?

[@Alex-it7ms]

the point of the video is that they do it because it makes consumers happy

[@itwasaliens]

Thats exactly how capitalism works.

[@itwasaliens]

@@Alex-it7ms doesnt make me happy. It also doesnt makenme happy that toothpaste is minty so people think its cleaning even if it's not. Same with detergents that smells really strong. Its to trick into thinking it cleans better than it does because of the smell.

[@heynando]

@@itwasaliens but clearly you're part of the minority. @Alex is right

[@korvo3427]

@@heynando if you're trying to say the majority of people prefer loud vacuum cleaners then you're wrong.

[@AsbjornOlling]

I just can't stand how the guy at 7:00 eats his pringles *sideways*. That's not how a pringle fits in your mouth!

[@cedriclucas3294]

also he has the side with the flavour facing on the roof of his mouth, not his tounge

[@spartanwar1185]

Well it clearly fits in his mouth Not every one has a tiny mouth

[@lucif3r916]

Im glad i wasnt the only one bothered by the way he ate the pringle

[@BillyBoze]

@@spartanwar1185 Not everyone eats like a moron. Do you eat your carrots sideways too?

[@Nothing2000]

@@BillyBoze I do

[@thebushleaguenaturalistnow6551]

The multiple horn noises is a great idea. I've always thought it should be a thing. I used to have a cool horn that I installed in my truck, and it was fantastic to have a happy greeting horn and the angry normal horn. Much more useful 👍

[@garretttamez7656]

7:02 He's eating that wrong Pringle squad back me up

[@thealmanancy9020]

wait a minute... did I see that right? he put it in sideways? I don't think he's human, we should get rid of him before he infects others

[@garretttamez7656]

@@tapsi6928 I am invoking my right as Pringle administrator to strip your pringle privileges and sentence you to one year of off-brand chips only. Weiner boi

[@penntopaper9305]

Garrett Tamez I wish to unite the sideways gang and the longways gang

[@BillyBoze]

@@penntopaper9305 Don't These are the same people that would eat a carrot sideways.

[@penntopaper9305]

Bozebilly eating carrots sideways is epic

[@defenestrated23]

We really need multiple car horns, at a bare minimum three. "Thank you!", a polite nudge like "Hey, light's green", and the traditional HOONNNNNKKK.

[@BonaparteBardithion]

@@dilbotmacguillacutty4849 Can they use a sample of a Canada Goose? 😁

[@cornishcactus]

Already been done by a guy on YT and it's very good

[@dursty3226]

Costa Ricans have developed a simple system of communication with their car horns. no idea how it caught on and became common knowledge, but it's really neat!

[@Playfulpat]

BonaparteBardithion Canada goose are not sorry about anything.

[@MatthewStinar]

I think the horn is almost always used as a verbal middle finger.

[@31oise]

Well it ain't working I'm pretty sure everyone wants a silent hoover(vacuum)

[@borohhh]

It is seen as a premium feature, so you can get charged more.

[@DiffuseSpy392]

Yes. What vacuum have you. I have the very expensive extra noise model

[@old-yd2kp]

GnC that’s what the brits call it, Hoover

[@31oise]

@@old-yd2kp yes I am British. I went through the comments and saw everyone saying vaccum. I didn't want a lot of people replying saying it's vaccum so I edited it.

[@old-yd2kp]

let's try to reach 500 subs i was replying o the reply above mine aha

[@Oddity2994]

Things sound more effective when it's quiet and more satisfying when it's quiet and soft and smooth

[@ninjanerdstudent6937]

I like when the vacuum picks up bits of plastic or nail clippings, and it makes a crackling noise.

[@1337fraggzb00N]

A Vegan using plastic? Almost got me, Adolf!

[@nomennescio7571]

Rabbit poops make a very satisfying sound when they go into the vacuum cleaner 😁

[@EBTS-3]

@@1337fraggzb00N Did you get beat up by a gang of vegans in your past or you just a bit arsey ?

[@1337fraggzb00N]

@@EBTS-3 that's a good one. Vegans cannot beat up anyone - they literally hit like vegans.

[@EBTS-3]

@@1337fraggzb00N Haha and SJWs are lame and anyone that talks about earths pollution are deluded and left-wings are all snowflakes right ? Tell me something original lmao @ u

[@MerkhVision]

I’ve been wondering about vacuums for awhile and been frustrated with their perceived lack of innovation in the sound supression department but this has explained that. It still frustrates me and I still want a silent vacuum. Also this video made me crave pringles lol

[@oceanbytez847]

engineer one and market it here.

[@mitchellfox1998]

Quiet vacuums do exist, you just won't find them where you would probably look for them. Try a miele, sebo, or even an old filter queen vacuum cleaner, you might be surprised!

[@DashFlashTheLife]

The dyson handheld vaccums are crazy quiet. I see a lot of people looking for really quiet vaccums, look into the cordless dysons. Quiet, no shake either

[@ReiHeineken]

DashFlash- The Life Except they’re not. Maybe on the lowest settings but than it can’t suck up anything. I don’t understand why people like Dyson... worse vacuum cleaner I’ve ever owned.

[@champ8605]

@@ReiHeineken marketing that's why. They'd be ok for half the price but not what they're actually priced at.

[@raygin6581]

@@ReiHeineken same reason they like apple products. Marketing and thinking that expensive = good

[@PACKERMAN2077]

They're quiet because the battery doesn't change.

[@athena1491]

i was informed of a vaccum that was quieter than a conversation, i nearly cried tears of joy and pretty instantly looks for where i could buy one.... they stopped making them years ago, its, so frustrating

[@paulchen7628]

Car company- how we make cars quieter? Oh add a muffler Also car company- how we make cars louder? Oh add fake car sounds.

[@Squigy-nm9tk]

No one: BMW i8 VROOOOÖM

[@theman9559]

Then pedestrians get quiet and peace, while the drivers of the fancy expensive car get all the sound they could ever want.

[@mothballxvi]

69 likes

[@ciupeee]

Fake car sound are ok to me as long as you can turn that shit off

[@Megadriver]

Yeah, but when you're a car guy, you wanna show off your ride. That's where fancy catback, sports exhaust systems, DPF deletes, straight pipes, valvetronics and such come in. Some people show off their iphone X, or their designer clothes, car enthusiasts gotta show off their ride and one sure way to get attention is a more aggressive exhaust sound. I'm guilty of it too XD I got a 2007 E420 CDI. It's a V8 twin-turbo diesel monstrosity that puts out 400hp and 950Nm of torque. It has a subtle V8 sound to it, but it was too quiet... When you got a tire shredder under the hood, you want the car to sound like one. So, sports, catback exhaust system it is... Louder, more aggressive sound that sounds awesome and you enjoy it more, knowing it's real sound. Big V8, turning dead dinosaurs into power and noise... Doesn't get better than that.

[@cinnamon9390]

It's not a parabola shape, it's called a *hyperbolic paraboloid*

[@crys9879]

Me after taking calc 3

[@rohrxd]

was looking for this comment. yay nerds!

[@BillyBoze]

*F* you. I'll be in my *hyperbolic timechamber*

[@mememmeme4330]

*parabola shape*

[@s12830]

YOU THINK YOURE BETTER THAN ME?!

[@yalkn2073]

Who the hell likes vacuum cleaner noise? LITERALLY NO ONE!!

[@datguy8805]

Yalkın ÇIRAK you dont think you do until it you feel like its under powered

[@uplink-on-yt]

dat guy the reviews I read for noisy vacuums saying they suck at sucking means fuck that noise (pun intended)

[@minnie7453]

I love the dirt-collecting sound though.

[@Yomika14xyukina44]

Yalkın ÇIRAK I do, i love to vaccum ! from the sound to seeing all the dust and dirt on the floor being sucked in. makes me satisfied and happy. There is even asmr of vaccum.

[@coffeewind4409]

You like the sound of the dust banging around in the vacuum though.

[@theMoporter]

We need to talk about how they make them louder by default because it makes us feel like they're working, at the same time listing quieter motors as a feature on premium models.

[@succerella]

7:00 watching him eat the Pringle sideways literally made me angry lol

[@vaevictus4637]

I genuinely wanted to slap the pringle out of his mouth.

[@rcarb024]

Miguel Lopez I knew I would find this comment 😂 why would he do that and think it’s normal?

[@crisleroi299]

Right. That's why they're shaped that way.

[@candycemonroe7345]

So y'all would hate to watch me eat KitKats without breaking them apart.

[@YourMajesty143]

@@candycemonroe7345 - How dare you! Have you no ergonomical sense??

[@khandapwner6805]

tl;dw / tl;dr: vaccum cleaners are loud to make them sound powerful. If they were quiet, it would sound weak

[@journeysfable13]

To me, I always thought a silent vaccum would be stronger

[@pepper4481]

yeah idk when it sounds loud it sounds inefficient

[@progressivepagan5575]

By that logic, if I walked into every room screaming I'd be the most powerful person in that room. THAT'S SOME GOOD LIFE ADVICE RIGHT THERE!

[@josephruiz5148]

@@progressivepagan5575 I mean thats the logic of 90% of guys on earth

[@AngelVocal]

@@josephruiz5148 yep..

[@Todomo]

bruh vacuums put me into panic attacks, and you’re telling me that it doesn’t have to be that loud??????

[@Gladiamdammit]

Everything you know is a lie...

[@skeptical5727]

Lmao that’s sad, weak human being

[@starthelotus3453]

@@skeptical5727 ??? They have a neurological disorder

[@Devvy996]

Weak, just don’t listen to the vacuum or ignore it

[@kgkomrin]

You are a sad weak human

[@netherfireball7750]

This was so interesting. I had no idea that companies specifically make their own sounds.

[@FriedRice3519]

HOW DARE U ASSUME I LIKE THE VACUUM SCREAM AT ME AND ME THINKING "ah yEs the vacuum succ" NO I WANT A SILENT VACCUM WHERE I CAN PEACEFULLY VACUUM AND LISTEN TO MY MUSIC AND NOT HAVING TO PAUSE IT

[@ottonormalverbraucher7835]

Agree

[@thegamecinema444]

“Succ” XD I also agree tho

[@franzpattison]

Hahaha what the actual fuck is this comment I just keep reading it aloud and laughing harder each time such comedy gold 😂😂😂 I'm literally dying for fourteen straight up minutes

[@HaosKitsune]

It's a bit upsetting cause it could easily be solvable with noise filters but companies and dumb people are like "hahaha loud vrooom vrooom equal more power" in both vacuum cleaners and cars Little do they know that people are so willing to get a quieter vacuum cleaner that they rather spend 100-200$ more for a premium vacuum cleaner which barely emits any sound and performs a lot better at cleaning than to listen to loud engine noises without ear protection. I wish all vacuum cleaner companies who make their products intentionally loud to go bankrupt.

[@franzpattison]

@@HaosKitsune if you actually believe this video you're so goddamn gullible

[@rmat1291]

If the vacuum sucks things up and the car moves fast it's working. Shut your products up.

[@OriginalPiMan]

I agree regarding cars, but vacuums suck up more than just what you can see. If sound design means I can _feel_ more confident that debris not visible more than five feet from the ground is getting picked up, and that confidence being justified by actual performance, then I'm ok with that sound being there. One that they mentioned only briefly and didn't explain, is the sound a car door makes when it closes. It doesn't need to be as loud as it usually is, but it is common to think that if the door doesn't close loudly enough, then it didn't close properly.

[@davidtitanium22]

@@OriginalPiMan yea, that door sound is important, i wouldn't want my door to suddenly open while driving, so it's good to be able to know if the door is closed properly from the sound alone

[@dmaster225]

@@davidtitanium22 ever driven an old car? It's not hard to tell by feel if the door properly closed. We don't need a more expensive car because they want the door to sound a certain way.

[@SocialLocust]

Cars having an audible sound is good for pedestrians, especially the blind. Also, I think people would be more likely to speed if their car is too quiet because the sound will help us to feel like we're going faster. I think some cars are too loud, but I think it's safer if they have a certain level of sound.

[@wheniztheend]

The sound of a car door closing has more to do with the perceived luxury of the car. If the car has a hollow, tiny sounding door- that makes it seem cheap. If it has a heavy thud and a satisfying click, then people are more likely to associate that with it being more premium. The sound of a car door is the first impression that a potential buyer gets from the car. Also you want it to sound reassuring too.

[@connormitochondria355]

It seems that the makers of vacuums and blenders made them so loud with the intention of frustrating and infuriating consumers. It's alarming to think that they thought we would actually want vacuums to be that loud.

[@Hafiere]

For Vacuum Cleaners, yeah the volume can easily be lowered. But all the ice crushing and everything else a blender needs to do is much harder to make silent. The least loud blender I've ever heard had a built-in cover that isolates the pitcher from the rest of the room as the blender works.

[@ICE_Trance]

Vacuums being so fucking loud is the only reason I vacuum so rarely, and now you’re telling me I’ve been complaining all my life about how shit they are, because they’re specifically designed that way!? Someone please do a kickstarter for the quietest vacuum in the world. Make it cheap enough that most people will get it, and let’s start an anti-noise revolution.

[@Leo-mi3ue]

Him: you think the vacuum is working better cause u hear it Everybody: can just look at it smh

[@krealyesitisbeta5642]

“Vacuums are intentionally loud.” Cats and Dogs: *“Am I a joke to you?”*

[@plasmaoctopus1728]

Maybe in a sick way, people subconsciously like having a device that scares their pets for a short period of time.

[@RogueYogiPodcast]

Lol!!!

[@ABorno-gp5rr]

Woa I hate dogs! Loud bastards!!

[@quoteclone]

Ey peter, I'm in a disabled man in a Skittles commerical. B)

[@SmallSpoonBrigade]

TBH, in places like America, that would likely be a huge selling point.

[@AngelVazquez-xh1dh]

About the feedback from my cellphone, well, no, I don't like it... That's why it always remain in silent mode

[@lishthefish1423]

same, I don’t need to be distracted by notification noises and scam calls

[@lilylovely2478]

LishTheFish or when I turn my phone off in the bathroom and it sound like I’m taking a photo

[@AngelVazquez-xh1dh]

@@lilylovely2478 lol 😆

[@lishthefish1423]

Lovely Leaf never thought about it that way😅 for iPhones at least, the lock sound is quite different from the camera sound

[@a.n4031]

I HATE the keyboard noises lol

[@kiddicarus]

At 3:29 -In case you were like us expecting what was displayed as the video thumbnail, is the bit directed at vacuum cleaners (regardless of how little sense it makes to have a vacuum so eardrum piercing that it turns one away from wanting to vacuum.) -We expected/hoped this video would've specifically gotten more into vacuum cleaner audio. Just sayin'...

[@mtlvmpr]

Unnecessary sounds are the worst. Eating chips while watching a movie that doesn't have subtitles? So annoying. Vacuuming and you don't hear that important phone call? Ughh... When a pedestrian managed to dodge just because your car was noisy? Just criminal!

[@Yomika14xyukina44]

MTLVMPR It's part of life. at this point i don't care.

[@ytcorporate9237]

Haha, thanks for the joke.

[@JohnnyShagbot]

Wait a minute.

[@jonih3274]

@@m1c2bWfBCP2Fupgg please don't link subreddits outside of reddit.

[@g.ferreira6745]

"when a pedestrian dodge your car bc of the sound. Just criminal!" Or maybe bc the pedestrian was not seeing your car?? A lot of people get ran by a car because they didn't pay attention were they're walking at. If they hear the car before it makes much more less probable of the person not noticing the car

[@Mr.Unacceptable]

If Vacuums were quiet I'd be more inclined to use it more often. My dogs wouldn't be scared of it.

[@Nicholas-f5]

Dogs detest lies. 🐕

[@GodLikeMikeLive]

I’m pretty sure you would know if a vacuum works if it’s picking up debris or not. You don’t need sound to see that 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@habenwlibanos6144]

Mike Howard yes but humans are stupid

[@jakeybeans]

If you watched the video you would of learned that the sound makes you feel like your picking ALL of it up, even the parts you can’t see

[@GodLikeMikeLive]

Jake Williamson that’s the entire point of my comment. Keep up.

[@shyasaturtle]

sorry but not everyone can afford an eagle eye transplant

[@Raterex]

Nah, I always open the vacuum bag and take a deep breath after each clean. If you are high, ya know your vacuum's doing its job ^^

[@spiritmatter1553]

So many people would vacuum so much more often if they had quiet vacuums that wouldn’t terrify their pets. Are you reading this, Bissel? 🐕🐈🦜