Controlling your laughter after a fart is harder than controlling a fart!!!
@noname-jh3bd2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but you know what's hilarious? Laughing and farting at the same time, especially when they're in rhythm with one another
@kuriouskid12852 жыл бұрын
@@noname-jh3bd purr purr Hee hee 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@NazriB2 жыл бұрын
Lies again? Cum Fart
@shadesofmist92142 жыл бұрын
@@noname-jh3bd hahahahhahaha
@zechariahdymond43582 жыл бұрын
I talked shit on fat kid when we lived in this homeless shelter and he laughed as he farted and the whole dam day we was choking for air, no I mean it was a gas-- NO I mean we laughed our asses off. There we go.
@drscatman1914 Жыл бұрын
You could instantly see these grown men sitting in a meeting transformed into kids sitting in class. Magical
@tomy.1846 Жыл бұрын
Perfect comment! LOL!
@bitburg40 Жыл бұрын
Real men claim it with pride. I claimed mine when they made us men, (against our will) do yoga in airman leadership school. The next day, they let us play basketball. 😂
@DJ-iu5bb Жыл бұрын
I still have fond memories of farting in the hall at School and hearing a kid behind me say " Oh My God who did this? This smells bad " 😂 while I was speed walking
@mdutchy25823 жыл бұрын
Happened to me one time during a meeting. Held in a sneeze and ripped a loud one. On those plastic chairs which magnified the blast. So humiliated.
@bernardpaquin5923 жыл бұрын
Hahaha ! 😂😂😂👍
@madmax20693 жыл бұрын
Bahahaha
@brazeification23 жыл бұрын
But did they laugh?
@kingkane63943 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 thanks for sharing
@herberthooverfeetpics45953 жыл бұрын
Feel your pain.
@fritzie1968 Жыл бұрын
50+ years later...and I still can't help but laugh at a well timed fart.
@pauljordan4452 Жыл бұрын
The oldest form of humour.
@bartholomewesperanza3442 Жыл бұрын
Man, I can’t believe it’s already been over 50 years since the first fart
@pauljordan4452 Жыл бұрын
@@bartholomewesperanza3442 Cavemen might have been the first to laugh at farts.
@adnanmahmudshohan4951 Жыл бұрын
@@pauljordan4452 Why are farts so goddamn funny?
@BonerGrowingPains2 ай бұрын
@@adnanmahmudshohan4951 Smelly air coming out of your ass and making sounds. Duh.
@2Majesties5 жыл бұрын
I've seen this phenomenon before: barking spiders in the walls and ceiling. Got to be.
@Samuel-I5 жыл бұрын
I call them Barking Spiders, too. 😃
@JM-qt5mg3 жыл бұрын
Never heard that before, that’s funny 😂
@djdanzy2 жыл бұрын
Flock of geese
@WilDBeestMF2 жыл бұрын
They really need to replace those old creaky chairs 😂
@Shadoefax7602 жыл бұрын
Fucking ducks, they are always walking right under your shoes. Sounds like someone stepped on one in hallway.
@lyncaho45075 жыл бұрын
I don't care who it is -- farts are funny! 😂🤣🤣
@nathanielhiggerson76795 жыл бұрын
Lyn Caho stfu bitch
@maxinelynch364 жыл бұрын
They're hilarious
@durrrrl34354 жыл бұрын
Lyn Caho If you think this one was funny, watch this!! It will have you in tears!!😂😂🤣kzbin.info/www/bejne/rXu0oKuaiKuHgJI
@durrrrl34354 жыл бұрын
D funk fat sack Did you watch the whole thing? There’s 2 farts!! 💨 💨 😂🤣😂
@Michael-ft3rc3 жыл бұрын
Lol yup
@kj9093 Жыл бұрын
One of my proudest moments in junior high was clearing out an entire bleacher section during lunch break with a silent-but-deadly fart. Everyone ran down to the gym floor gasping for breath from my odoriferous gas bomb and of course I ran along with everyone else so they wouldn't know it was me. Nothing better than a good fart, it's the gift that keeps on giving.
@rosiewalker2455 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious!
@BlackBearNE11 ай бұрын
“of course, i ran along with everyone” fucking slayed me 💀
@skeggjoldgunnr316711 ай бұрын
At aircraft mechanics school a buddy and I had been to the local tap the previous night for lotsa beers n pickled eggs n sauerbraten. We went to my place and my wife fed us her new cucumber salad recipe. Vinegar sour cream onions and cucumbers and pepper. Next day out in the hangar We had to do oxygen pressure on demand mask system training. I had the oxygen cart with the masks and oxygen bottles. My buddy and the two classroom farters got into the plane. The two farters were in front. My buddy farted so bad I could hear a phone ringing and my vision went to seeing ultraviolent wavelengths. And I was outside the plane! I heard thumping and thrashing and cursing and cries involving God. Instead of hooking up an oxygen bottle I connected another mask to the manifold in back on the side of the craft rearward of the luggage compartment. The two farters donned their masks for fresh air because my buddy had blocked their escape doors. I let blast a hot acid shart into my mask and they inhaled deeply for relief - hoping to gasp in some fresh air. But all they got was what smelled like fancy feast filet & pate, vomit and burnt hair. Direct bowels to lungs victimization that left them scarred for life. As they recovered our instructor put some of his chili in my mask and put it on the floor, called the farters over and accused them of shitting into the aircraft's oxygen system. They insisted their innocence. (They were still wretching). Our instructor bent down, scooped up a finger of the chili, sucked his fingertip clean and said "Yup! - It's poop, alright!" They bailed out the hangar man door.
@WrenchS1311 ай бұрын
@@skeggjoldgunnr3167 i was in tears, laughing through this story LOL
@skeggjoldgunnr316711 ай бұрын
@@WrenchS13 The bad part is: It really happened. But better, if I provide all the little details. The "farters were the two that sat in the back left corner of the class room - the oscillating stand fan behind them: dispersing their foul gas evenly throughout the classroom DAILY. The Instructor was the driest man I've ever met. His face never made an expression of any kind. He was always serious and absolutely humorless. But he hated the farters with a passion. When I cupped my mask onto my butt like a trumpet mute and dumped my entrails - I manipulated it like a trumpet player would use a hat on the end of the horn - to play with the tone of my fart as I metered it out for longest possible duration for effect. But before I dumped into it I held it to my ear to verify their suction. They sounded like two hyperventilating Darth Vaders in a sea shell. After they were dosed I dropped the mask and started to shake out my britches, announcing that I think I soiled my undercarriage - I saw that instructor standing there glaring at me like I'll be seeing the dean next and there's no chance for me finding work as an aircraft mechanic NOW. Out of obligation he said "That's not what that's used for." And now - the most Messed-up part of it all: The next day as we arrived to the center - the three instructors had three engine driven fire department smoke evacuation fans and one of them four foot diameter fans in all the hangar bay door openings. Everyone had their shirts over their faces making ugly mugs at me saying stuff at me like "If you SICK, you need to take yo ASS to the HOSPITAL nigguh!" Our combined emanations had crept, expanded, permeated and sullied the entire hangar for almost a 24 hour period. It was FOUL and it had taken on a hint of fermenting Vietnamese rice paddy effluent canal stew with bloated dead yak carcass freshly busted open in the hot humid dank settled air bobbin' around in it. Nothing but worrisome disease, man. INHUMAN! The farters were nowhere to be found. They been FADED. SHADED. SCHOOLED. By two old pros and a twisted stoic instructor with a stomach of iron.
@susiesweet80032 жыл бұрын
😂 🤣 Fart humor...always on the top of my comedy list. 💨💨
@izzysantiago978 Жыл бұрын
A buddy of mine while having breakfast at Mickydees, Farted on those fiberglass seats which amplified the sound 10x louder. I couldn't stop laughing because the lady cleaning the tables pulled out her rosary and started praying! LOL!!
@amyl.7570 Жыл бұрын
OMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT YOUR COMMENT 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@joenorris8220 Жыл бұрын
☠🤣🤣🤣☠
@anthonygoodson8183 Жыл бұрын
Lmao😂😂😂
@janetslater12910 ай бұрын
OMG. That's hilarious!!!
@kaorishimizu13738 ай бұрын
Bwahahaha omg 😂😂😂
@markwilken24925 жыл бұрын
Whoever denied it supplied it
@connieelliott53593 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@DoggoWillink3 жыл бұрын
Whoever said the rhyme did the crime.
@jfskater993 жыл бұрын
Woow that was funny hahaha
@blufey29253 жыл бұрын
whoever smelt it dealt it LOL
@itachiuchiwa68752 жыл бұрын
Whoever smiles at the start, does the fart
@rickgidney10052 жыл бұрын
Definitely the guy in the middle, he’s the one that didn’t break character because he was trying to play it off really smooth. He almost smiled a little bit which made it even funnier
@petesmith94723 ай бұрын
The best timed fart in recent history occurred in Tamworth NSW Australia in about 1978. There was a huge meeting in the Tamworth Town Hall about the amalgamation of shires. During the hand count for a critical vote there was complete whispering silence throughout the entire hall of about 2000 people. Sitting on the edge of the stage facing the audience but dangling his legs was GR who let rip an absolute growler that could be heard by anyone and everyone. We on the stage knew it was GR but to this day those 2000 people swear Stephen Moore dropped the nuke. Hearing about a thousand people sniggering, guffawing and laughing will never leave me.
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@deangeloellis69103 жыл бұрын
You made me laugh.
@kathleenryan854510 ай бұрын
I have a terrible habit of laughing uncontrollably when I hear an audible fart! This was a good one! Two men smiling and one not! I wonder who did it!
@TheClassyArchitect3 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate that the speaker slowed down during the dealing. I also appreciate that we just so happen to have a camera pointed right at the main culprit in some random meeting. Maybe it had been going on for a while?
@michealolsen12992 жыл бұрын
Does seem like a set up...maybe he knows this cat is gassy.
@AZVIDS2 жыл бұрын
Surveillance footage (fartage)💨
@notimeforjokes.35702 жыл бұрын
A regular fart would be funny enough but that auditory masterpiece is next level.
@mariuskuhrau761 Жыл бұрын
Yep, many years ago our office staff got into the express elevator at work which only stop at the top floor where our offices were. The lift was packed and ten floors later someone let rip a soft but deadly fart. We all turned our heads to see who the guilty person was and saw this one woman who was staring at the floor. The awful smell then hit us like a bombshell and several people started to gag, and we still had 40 floors to go before we could get out. I did not it was possible for 30 people to vacate an elevator in less than 5 seconds. 🤣🤣
@kellyhardacre6396 Жыл бұрын
That confused look. Is absolutely classic 😂😂😂
@ericsarchive7718 Жыл бұрын
I was at a club once, droped one silent but hot. Cleared out a twnty foot circle and just stood there in tears. One of my friends, who cleared with the circle, stood accused. We still laugh about it, years later. Just three childish 50 year olds.
@nodak813 жыл бұрын
The guy talking did the deed, just keeping on talking while you blast the room makes for the perfect disguise.
@kevinpyne58085 жыл бұрын
High probability guy in black was the guilty party sinced he kinda smiled. Most definitely was not the far right guy as he was in semi shock and glanced towards the other two potential fart men. Guy in center just took in all in and was indifferent.
@fever_spike3 жыл бұрын
The phrase ‘took it all in’ hits a bit different in this particular context.
@JohnSmith-cg3cv3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for that analysis.
@withinyouwithutyu13242 жыл бұрын
Guy in the middle was looking to the left at someone off camera
@collinsgeorgewill25802 жыл бұрын
Y'all just don't gerrit. Guy in the middle has arms folded. Concentrated seriously on releasing the tension analy as silently as possible. His "Wasn't Me" attitude clearly gives him away. He totally rang that bell twice 🤣😂
@Addicted2A913 жыл бұрын
This is an example of how us men choose to never grow up 😂😂
@bertroost16752 жыл бұрын
Women don't fart? Women don't laugh? Women don't laugh at farts? Boring.
@Addicted2A912 жыл бұрын
@@bertroost1675 They like being “mature” or something….I think that’s the word. I don’t choose to investigate
@switchunboxing2 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the patriarchy and male privilege.
@getoffmygrass48572 жыл бұрын
Why should we?
@Addicted2A912 жыл бұрын
@@switchunboxing hopefully you’re joking
@BirdIsTheTurd10 ай бұрын
Awesome! Way to make the eye contact with your disgusted coworker! We strive to do stuff like that on our channel daily. Respect to you sir!
@marine4lyfe853 жыл бұрын
Wait, was that a two-parter? I clearly heard the first rip, but then if you listen closely, there's also a second blast, almost like a motorcycle shifting into second gear.
@MyoclonicJerkCough5 жыл бұрын
That's a fart machine, we have a remote Fart Machine 2.0 that plays that same fart. And it was also hidden in conf rooms until people ended up checking under the tables BEFORE dialing into a bridge lol
@jackdonovan5543 жыл бұрын
Dark sweater dude. Definitely. He looks guilty and proud at the same time.
@douglasj53 Жыл бұрын
When my sister was a teen in the 50s, she went on a date to the movies with a guy. While watching the movie, he let one rip. The guy turned around to see two middle aged ladies behind him. He said to one of them, "My god madam! Have you no sense of decency whatsoever?"
@CookieDundee198213 жыл бұрын
It was the cameraman :P
@edwoo6313 жыл бұрын
I love the way the bloke talking pauses, maybe for appreciation but it clearly throws him off
@enoz.j3506 Жыл бұрын
Just had this recomended by youtube, you could say ,a blast from the past.
@Magic_dawn Жыл бұрын
What I learned from this video, your never too old to deny a fart.
@ms.hotdoglegs614 Жыл бұрын
I teach Kinder and I asked a student once, " What sound does f make?" to which he proceeds to answer by farting out "ffffffuuuptttttt". I fell to the floor laughing.
@adamweishaupt8110 ай бұрын
At least he gave this business meeting some kind of meaning.
@sloothlothos13 жыл бұрын
For the ones who are as serious as I am about this 0:17 & 0:40 I feel like this is the single most important project I've ever been assigned to. I must know who premeditated this ripping of crack with such sophisticated composure. I then need to decide whether I believe the guilty party should be charged for a crime, or given a trophy.
@gregbaker98572 жыл бұрын
It was a 2nd degree assault, White Collar Crime! Man in middle fits the profile of a Serial Ripper, should be considered armed and dangerous.
@TamaraInTanzania2 Жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo....I love how farts are always funny
@CoryFinn2011 Жыл бұрын
I thoroughly enjoy when Karen and Buzz Killington are in the shot
@evo53493 жыл бұрын
If you don't laugh at a fart there's something wrong with you. I was in church when I was younger and they had wooden seating and so I let one rip and it was so loud and long. Made religion enjoyable.
@bertroost16752 жыл бұрын
I was in church as a kid and someone ripped one and a little girl turned her head and said "who did that?" very loudly. I almost died laughing.
@gregbaker98572 жыл бұрын
PEW!
@gregbaker98572 жыл бұрын
@@bertroost1675 "Pull my finger sweetheart and I'll tell you".
@bertroost16752 жыл бұрын
@@gregbaker9857 no!
@neilclewer1867 Жыл бұрын
Farts are just ace. You should never ever hold gas inside yourself it's dangerous...long may they continue to bring us joy ..even in a meeting...thanks lads😂😂 😂
@harrisonhanson29987 ай бұрын
I think the guilty party was the guy in the black shirt. What’s even funnier is the cornflower blue shirt guy & how he’s still giggling at his age.
@superstarichiban3 жыл бұрын
Watch the gentleman on the left very closely, it seems as if he shifts just a small bit with each blast, and as it's happening his eyes react
@beerbellyjoker7532 Жыл бұрын
This type of scenario can be quite critical to one's reputation. Therefore if you're going to pass gas, then you might as well cut loose!
@jhonsiders6077 Жыл бұрын
I have done this before once when we were working out a multi million dollar deal at a bridge job in Louisville was funny AF the Walsh big shot was stunned speechless LOL ! BTW it was the guy in the middle.
@TBagr3 жыл бұрын
Legend has it, that room still stinks
@machenga11 ай бұрын
The guy in the middle was committed to stone cold denial. Respect 🫡 ✊
@jackbrown67889 ай бұрын
Definitely a two stager. Started off trying to squeak out a quiet one and then realised the game was up so went full throttle on at the end. Probably browned.
@natebragdon15392 жыл бұрын
That guy in the blue, hilarious!!! He looks like a used car salesman…… 😂 the guy in the black is trying his best not to laugh and that guy in the middle-seems like the guilty party 🤔……
@eze2190 Жыл бұрын
Look to be an FAA meeting. Probably the most intelligent sound ever in one of their gatherings.
@hectorelmexican40144 ай бұрын
Serious guy always the culprit😂😂😂😂
@dixienormous32623 жыл бұрын
Crop duster extraordinaire. Whoever smelt it dealt it.
@miki0m7073 жыл бұрын
If the middle delt it and manage to keep that poker face than.BRAVO!
@coupleofbeers314 жыл бұрын
This is why you don't hold meeting after lunch.
@floydcomstick5960 Жыл бұрын
it's the nuking bastard in the middle, the one clue that gives it away is him acting like he didn't hear what everyone heard, the "what? did something happen? i dont know anything"
@orvil9223 Жыл бұрын
I don't care how old you get, you're position in society - farts are funny, damnitt.
@alldayubum2 жыл бұрын
That guy had a great poker face i give him that
@ce99162 жыл бұрын
Each face reads "Kill me now". Meetings are the worst
@TheRealAwesomePossum3 жыл бұрын
One big fart could bring the whole world together.
@roisindubh023 жыл бұрын
I feel the it’s the guy in the sweater. His body language is giving it away as him being the culprit.
@desertmulehunter Жыл бұрын
What is the strongest thing in the world? A fart because you can't hold it back!
@Fran-wb2bm11 күн бұрын
"Make a joyful noise unto the Lord."
@asatorMonster3 жыл бұрын
That damn duck been following me everywhere
@jandavis44365 жыл бұрын
while watching this I farted
@Mike-lh4wn Жыл бұрын
Middle guy, definitely.
@ChrisHansonCanada Жыл бұрын
I loved the soft padded chairs in my workplace. They acted as a muffler.
@mahendrasmith75892 жыл бұрын
These are the men flying your plane everyone. Time to get more female representation in aviation!
@markjohnson940210 ай бұрын
That was a real cheek flapper, lol.
@tallyhorizzla3330 Жыл бұрын
Farting at a funeral service. Not me but a very elderly relative of the deceased. He probably didn't even realise he was doing it. Hard to keep a straight face even in that sad situation.
@krashd11 ай бұрын
Guy on the left smelled it (is it him?), guy in the middle tries to ignore it (could this be denial?), guy on the right is the first to laugh (maybe looking to shift the blame?). Any one of them might have dealt the fart but only Hercule Poirot can find out.
@hinspect26 күн бұрын
Classic meeting Fart!😆
@arildthordal8107 ай бұрын
Aircraft configuration. Sounds if they are air craft engineers
@vinnylovesretro2 жыл бұрын
I guess this random recommendation speaks volumes about my viewing history. Spot on, by the way.
@raduszilagyi60554 ай бұрын
We were in middle school, I was sitting in the back of the class. It was winter outside but right before the teacher came in I had a really bad fart, so the colleagues opened the window. The teacher entered the class and asked us to close the window. We did. After 10-15 seconds she screamed: WHY THE HELL DID YOU CLOSE THE WINDOW? One of the best farts of my life
@waynereardon3 жыл бұрын
He who denied it, supplied it.
@davesstuff15994 жыл бұрын
You know full well the fay guy sitting over by himself on the end did it plain and simple. I'm a fat guy and I would be happy to float a Stanley Steamer.
@DigiKiller3 жыл бұрын
Dude with the red tie dealt it...🤣🤣
@jdt89833 жыл бұрын
The dude with the hand over his mouth used the old electronic fart machine. I recognize that fart
@ericbarragan3 жыл бұрын
Guy in the black sweater did it, slides two fingers across his cheek as he Farts.. synchronized
@alexmartin99519 ай бұрын
It was definitely the "silver fox" in the middle. They both turned towards the sound. 😂
@shtdaprdtr3 жыл бұрын
Totally dark sweater guy..look at his eyes a second before the fart
@apprentice_pleb Жыл бұрын
A shake of the head, first line of defence. 🤭
@thesagefoxbat2 жыл бұрын
Where would the world be without flatulence? Less Methane gas, less CO2.
@Utubin Жыл бұрын
Guy in the middle looks like a swell fella.
@macman9754 жыл бұрын
The guy in the middle looks like an old Christopher from the Sopranos
@kalypsokush88933 жыл бұрын
Yo he couldn't blame tht fart on nobody. Both those other dudes looked right in his direction. This must not b his first offense.🤣🤣🤣💩💨
@meditative822 жыл бұрын
They all have whole Seinfeld season collection DVD
@TSk-jd2il9 ай бұрын
This fart was so powerfull it traveled through space and time to be smelled by me.
@theodorekaxiris644 Жыл бұрын
That was as we call it..:An Aviation Fart😂
@TheSoftballstar12613 жыл бұрын
It looks like y'all are PILOTS!! I've ALWAYS dreamed of becoming one!!!!! I LOVE TO FLY!!!!!!!!!!!
@robertsr.249 Жыл бұрын
George Carlin once said " 2 guys in an elevator and 1 guy farts everybody knows who did it " Thats Wisdom .
@Bobby007D3 жыл бұрын
It sounds like a fart machine ! Runs on electricity ! No gas.....
@supergolfdude3 жыл бұрын
I say it's the guy in the black sweater.
@Igotstaknowit Жыл бұрын
It was late at night and everyone but me and the driver seemed to be sleeping on the tour bus. I positioned myself carefully to release the mother of all SBD. No sound at all, just heat. About 10 seconds later I heard from the back of the bus, "gahdayum! It's like being in the Army again!" Not sure what he was trying to convey.
@cannibaljohnson.24092 жыл бұрын
Idk why but it sounded like it was asking a question😂
@bassfingers Жыл бұрын
Guy on the left knows what’s up!.
@pauldh623 жыл бұрын
Giftguff - the gift of guff.
@semmtexx3 жыл бұрын
Ah the two syllable air biscuit.
@PamelaRP4 жыл бұрын
The man with the blue shirt cut the cheese because he smiled. Funny video and thanks for the post here.
@unknownartist3806 Жыл бұрын
11 years later why did the algorithm do this to me
@incargeek3 жыл бұрын
“Flight safety”!
@Paolo8772 Жыл бұрын
Who was the conductor for Ride of he Valkyries? Was it Solti from 1965?
@PamelaRP2 жыл бұрын
A fart is the only thing that keeps this speech from being so boring to them.