The Fast Food fnaf game

[@AstralSpiff]

STOP WATCHING AT 37:42 IDK WHY IT GOES LONGER LMAO

[@ramzis1278]

lol

[@BirdBathLuvr]

yeah i was wondering what happened

[@Alberto-cr9pd]

Am going to see it ALL

[@winteriris13]

you can't stop me >:)

[@Carvedfool879]

39:02 this moment was crazy

[@MarioStorm5]

im so glad spiff gave us time to recollect our thoughts at the end with over 3 mins of nothingness!

[@Deadnbwalkin]

What

[@AstralSpiff]

You’re kidding me

[@billydrink]

@@AstralSpiff ah, and I thought this felt short for a Spiff video

[@spiggityspoo756]

@@AstralSpiff Are you saying the three minutes of V O I D was not the peak content you’ve been working hard to include in a video this whole time?! D:

[@ecksdee1889]

The visible series of events, this comment was posted 53 minutes ago, Spiff responded 32 minutes ago, then made the pinned comment telling people to ignore the 3 minutes of void 31 minutes ago

[@Nightmare_52]

this game just seems to hit everything correctly, unique gameplay, unique models and setting, gradual progression of difficulty and new mechanics as you go

[@Arcanass]

Bitcoin mining

[@zombiekilla25979]

The only thing I think could be better is lighting, but it's only a personal preference

[@JTCF]

@@number1fen Gotta buy the plushies and deathcoins somehow

[@sweetakits]

just wait until the dev has some terrible controversy 💀 it happens to most fnaf fan-game devs

[@walkinducks]

@@sweetakits but that artist not the art

[@stickingaround_]

I think the reason why they have no bottom half is because they’re based off the old Chuck E Cheese portrait animatronics which is a solid deep cut lol

[@roomie7478]

also the fact they are supposed to stay in the box thingies

[@punishedkid]

They're _real_ animatronics this time.

[@notdemomantf2294]

​@@roomie7478Yeah that's what a portrait animatronic is

[@D7STOPIAN]

​@@roomie7478Its a frame :D

[@SlurpyTheDog]

Spiff just reading the final paper like “oh cool” while chat collapses like Wall Street is hysterical

[@riolaizer1095]

Yeah I was wondering when he’d notice

[@nohingok]

When was it? Nvm i found it

[@hepatitisf7495]

The funniest part is that he never noticed 😂

[@Pumpkinsmasherok]

Whats wrong?

[@zrockey77]

@@Pumpkinsmasherok Some mod gave the gamble win to the non-believers when It should've been to the believers.

[@botobop]

Foxy is the epitome of the duality of childhood to adulthood. As a child you’re excited about toys, as an adult you’re excited about copper wiring.

[@TailcoatGames]

I like how chat keeps asking if they can play games with Spiff and Spiff keeps presuming he means youtubers

[@PaperThin_]

Its like the dense guy romcom trope but instead of you-know-what its kahoot

[@chantolove]

He's letting them down softly. He fully doesn't trust them

[@existential_horror5045]

@@chantoloveknowing how people normally name themselves in kahoot i wouldn't either lmao

[@Pipwick]

This is probably the scariest fnaf fan game since it combines fnaf with fast food jobs. Honestly, if you work in fast food, I feel sorry for you.

[@enderkatze6129]

Hey, you do None of the scary parts

[@sweetakits]

Fast food irl is scarier than this game.. 😭

[@p2c331]

@@sweetakits fr

[@birdbread5852]

@@sweetakits dude I couldnt agree more lolol id rather deal with killer animatronics then customers, cuz that way I wouldnt have ti deal with them again the next day :))

[@mr_inconspicuous]

That job seems chill by contrast

[@Logiebear-l2f]

-starts voicing it normally -sees 'critters' -gives it a cowboy accent instantly

[@instawolf265]

Hey Spiff, there's actually a real time FNAF challenge on "Return to Bloody Nights." In the challenge modes, there's a real time one where you have to survive an ACTUAL 6 hours in the game. It could be interesting to see, especially since the game is pretty scary itself

[@emeraldqweast6348]

Exactly what I thought, but holy it would be rough

[@StrangerInTheSnow]

Unfortunately I doubt he will play it again. He really didn’t like it. :(

[@TroublingGem40]

3fs fan?

[@12herbsandspices413]

there's also the Gameboy recreation of FNAF 1 using GB graphics that has two files when you download it; a regular version and a real time version, and yes the real time version lasts the 6 hours too. thought about it as soon as it was mentioned, it's a cool but messed up concept.

[@Un.knowns]

That admittedly takes some of the horror out of it- because like, think of it, while the animatronics are moving around, goddamn they’d be really slow

[@Ratswithnointentions]

I genuinely love that this game doesn't go very in-depth with the lore. I've always thought that part of the reason why Fnaf isn't scary anymore is because plenty of the mysteries about what is going on around you have been solved. This game, however, just has the reverse bite of 83 and what little details the chef supplies you with. All of this was written in the silence.

[@CaptainBlack47]

Im reading comments in the silence

[@spunkysamuel]

This games not even scary though so

[@Gabetenner]

@@spunkysamuel yeah its not really scary but its the theme of the game its a restaurant not a torture resort

[@saf_Safira]

You think... We solved anything in fnaf😭

[@thefinalboss4471]

The high-noon duel of '87

[@The-Branch]

If someone were to genuinely make a real-time Freddy's game, they should implement a bunch of "fail-safe" mechanics like this game did with Foxy and Freddy, allowing the player to react too slowly without immediately dying, but still having a serious consequence. It would allow consistently longer runs, let the difficulty increase over the course of the night, and would make the deaths feel more like the fault of the player as opposed to bad RNG.

[@VOgaming51official]

well fuck, I actually wanna make this now....fuck it, I'll make it.

[@garrettbates9124]

Another option would be to go for a Desert Bus approach where the challenge isn't reaction based and is instead endurance focused

[@thewrenley]

Hi! Film person here. Writers strike ended but actors are still on strike. The extra money you mentioned around 28 minutes goes to production and distribution companies, which is a large reason as to why the actors are striking. They typically get paid outright without more income after a project releases onto streaming (bc streaming is so new, as in it was recognized in 2019 as distribution when the Big Five were announced, there aren't a whole lot of regulations)

[@tiacat11]

Thank you for the explanation!

[@mattyhq3094]

This game is honestly one of the least scariest fnaf fangames recently but the most fun in years. I honestly dont mind

[@chibsmf96]

The only person who was scared by this game was Chica when she found out I live in Texas 😈

[@taka1296]

@@chibsmf96 bro

[@Pr0blatic]

@thedestroyerofbirds 🤨🤨🤨🤨

[@Akodakun]

@@chibsmf96 Calm down homie..

[@chibsmf96]

@@Akodakun holdup just realized how this could have been taken outta context I just meant because there’s a gun

[@vladisslay]

spiff singing the jones BBQ and foot massage commercial while chat is getting scammed is so funny

[@kindagamer525]

37:40 And onward Is absolutely my favorite part of the video. The writing is unlike anything I have ever seen or heard, and the editing is the cherry on top!

[@Tin_Head]

Mmmmm, void cherries.

[@jasan9973]

So here's a funny thing (that you may have already realized but eh): Threadbear getting stuck in the conveyor is actually a good thing! It makes it so that none of the other characters can get in there even from other rooms so at some point most (if not all) of them should get stuck waiting for him to get unjammed. If that happens you can just patiently wait for the power load to go down while warding off the one animatronic that isn't stuck and when you wanna actually progress you can just unjam Threadbear and then everyone else should get sent back too (if they don't just turn off the conveyor again).

[@demetriam2408]

I really love the style of this game, its very refreshing in general and has one of the more inspired gameplay loops. I'm shocked I haven't seen a fnafxpapa's pizzeria sort of game before

[@manofhahas-lol8931]

oh god that would be amazing

[@winteriris13]

OMG THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY, poor roy gotta survive the night

[@CowKirbo]

A papa's pizzeria gameplay with avoiding animatronics would be the best fnaf game of all time if done right.

[@Pr0blatic]

Imagine it's like tyke and sons

[@Belzabond]

I love Chica in this game. She looks so happy when she thinks she has you with the toy pistol but then you shoot first and then she makes a grumpy face lol. It's just perfect

[@ultmateragnarok8376]

There is actually a six hour version of FNaF 1, with power scaled accordingly to several thousand percent and the animatronics slowed way down. It's a tricky balance to stay alert for so long without completely losing focus. If you want to play more classic-style fangames, I quite enjoy Fazbear Entertainment: Storage. Aside from the most unnecessarily banger music, it's just a well-paced retake of a lot of the gameplay elements in the series, due to the atrocious nature of FNaF 2's gameplay. It came to mind since you were talking about introducing mechanics to the player gradually.

[@VOgaming51official]

I never thought I'd be asking this but, what's the six hour FNAF 1 game called? and why am I considering making my own fangame actually last six hours?(don't answer this)

[@D7STOPIAN]

What is the six hour fnaf called, I NEED to try it

[@hrmnrmpfh]

Fazbear Entertainment: Storage mention!!!! I second that Spiff should play it!

[@GIitc1ed]

love this game's style and unique gameplay, instead of having a timer like staying alive till 6 AM like most other games you instead have an objective to do which is honestly quite cool and the aesthetic of the game is tbh rlly cool

[@corruption723]

it probably got the idea from FFPS ngl but yeah it's fun

[@nouveau_nouveau]

Freddy's first person shooter?

[@alexanderthegreat-mx5zu]

Don't disrespect FFPS like this.

[@sachathehuman4234]

Final fantasy pizzeria simulator

[@alexanderthegreat-mx5zu]

@@corruption723 it definitely did.

[@Anna-tm1kd]

The food there must be heavenly if people wait two hours per order

[@someonestolemytoast2139]

but they don't wait 2 hours per order though this is not a survive until 6 AM game although i will say it takes a long time for food to come through

[@LiterallyInternet]

@@someonestolemytoast2139 time in the other fnaf games is absurdly fast, but this game is RREEAALLYY SSLLOOWW.. (What a twist!)

[@buttermati0ns649]

i hope that food isn't cold lmao

[@Lucy-uu7bb]

iirc, There's no customers in the restaurant. The manager is testing the conveyors and you're there to see if they deliver the orders properly.

[@Hamza2_7272]

@@Lucy-uu7bb the manager must either be really meticulous or awful at cooking to take that long to cook either that or the conveyers are ABYSMALLY slow and would not be suited for a restaurant

[@LowEffortIsu]

by FAR the best ending EVER to a spigg video, the editing and writing on the closing gags are pristine

[@toblexson5020]

Regarding the Saw Stop, it is annoyingly patented/owned/whatever and can be a real pain to get hold of. I think in Europe it might only be available on Festool saws, and not lower end brands. But it is really cool, if I remember correctly it stops the blade so quickly that the deceleration can knock the blade tips (which are often brazed on) straight off. That is of course small damage compared to the wrecked area where it collides with the aluminium block and the twisting that the blade will encounter.

[@415-k1ub]

I like the way the game teaches its mechanics. The tutorial describes the tools available to the player, but not directly in relation to the animatronics since phoneguy is either ignorant or lying about their threat to the player. Therefore, the player have to figure out on their own how to actually use those tools against the animatronics.

[@nick_welch]

This is not at all intended to be mean, but easily the most interesting part in this was Spiff 100% understanding how Saw Stops work and communicating it really clearly and effectively. Have you worked with tools a lot or something?

[@PinkGooseIsEpic]

he said he did workshop in highschool and it was explained to him there :))

[@spunkysamuel]

How would anyone think that that was mean 😭

[@dingdawng]

​@@spunkysamuel Prolly something like "Oh the content and Spiffs effort meant nothing and just some random fact interested you, you're saying Spiff is boring? That's rude"

[@KimonoSuki]

I have never touched a power tool in my life and I also know exactly how a saw stop works. It was a really popular thing on youtube for a while, testing saw stops. Engineering/crafting youtube was on it for a while. People like I did a thing, Stuff Made Here, WIlliam Osman, etc

[@noahrojas8201]

Yes saw stops detect moisture which trigger it so if u have wet wood it could possibly occur on accident

[@maple7093]

8:14 I mean, for a budget-constrained restaurant, blocking the conveyor there *does* make sense to overload the power. A cheap way you could do it is add brakes but not cut power to the motor, causing the motor to draw HUGE amounts of amps to try to get it moving again, and as soon as you release the brakes it starts going. So if you cheap out, yes, it does make sense for the conveyor to be worse stopped than not.

[@Themischievousmuffin]

Spiff really gave us time to collect our thoughts and think of what we are doing watching a mad man forcing us to watch a black screen

[@abiwonkenabi7027]

This is cool; the design choice of the animatronics not having legs is probably a reference to a generation of Pizza Time Theater (the company that became Chuck E Cheese) animatronics, which only created characters from the waist up. They would be embeded in the stage as if the were emerging from behind a wall, hence no need for legs, only wires to hook em up. Pretty neat.

[@night_sniper5754]

Spiff has reached the point where he can make references to his own old videos and Im all down for it.

[@Sundance967]

10:47 I love how that phone guy is in the same room as Bonnie and is like, just not phased or something

[@UseZapCannon]

Okay, so I understand why the FNAF 1 doors require power to remain closed-- if the power went out, the guard would be trapped, and it presents a fire hazard. Why do _these vents_ require power to remain closed, though?

[@lukas.burke.atlaslake]

because ooooooh spoooooky power stealing mechanism to make it haaaaaarder *also because it probably wasn’t thought through fully

[@spotlightanimation6719]

Okay but since when does fazbear entertainment care about fire hazards

[@kodyrowe-manns6360]

​@spotlightanimation6719 pretty sure they would be extra worried considering how many of the places burned down lmao

[@leastrojoco3912]

the vent gremlin requires a trade of power for closing his domain

[@Pr0blatic]

It's a fnaf fan game. Who needs logic

[@The2bGaming]

Damn, that ending at 37:42 really made the whole thing worth it

[@daggersnight1373]

The 1 minute dark silence at the end was creepy! Kept waiting for a jump scare or something.

[@louises.p6833]

thanks Spiff, I really needed that time of reflection at the end of the video. I don't know how I've managed without it for all these years!

[@theeskrungly]

A game that is unique in gameplay and where the characters actually look like children pizza mascots. Rarely these two can be seen together.

[@justpassingby298]

I just REALLY love that the animatronics in this game aren't even meant to move in any way, they literally drag themselves across the floor to get to you, and I just love that. Makes it very unique compared to usual fan games

[@mannofdober873]

I've gotta say, that minute and a half of just silence at the end was truly life changing.

[@insencel]

Why did i watch this. I knew this would make me relive the scammed payout and i still didn't stop watching

[@GurkenbauerTim]

Chica, unlike many, respects you for winning and accepts defeat instead of cursing at you and killing you anyway. *Chica W*

[@maul632]

mcdonalds the fnaf game

[@anettamakarewicz6129]

I kinda want to see this pizzeria irl.

[@TheAdhdGaming]

5 na mac tonight

[@bradog1033]

@@TheAdhdGaming sounds about right

[@SwiftlySev]

entry level job position the fnaf game

[@BÜbLars]

McFreddys 5 dollar happy meal

[@bonelessfae4041]

i really like the designs of the animatronics in this one, the textures are nice, the overall designs are not too overcomplicated, the theme is unique, and theyre cohesive as a group. theyre very cool!

[@HeisenbergFam]

"I havent streamed besides cooking" Spiff is perfect example of "let him cook"

[@Carvedfool879]

The hat on the phone is hilarious KEKW

[@balls_gaming]

what the fuck

[@ultimatecultchaos]

Yes it is

[@captaincrash9002]

That stream was amazing

[@Blaikser]

I work graveyard so that means twitch is pretty limited for me for the content creators I like, but your videos have informed me on Plink, you're doing the KZbin nerds a great service 🙏

[@Roadent1241]

First I'm hearing about it, where do I find out more about it?

[@pikapower_kirby]

@@Roadent1241 Very late to this, but there is a section of the FNaF World 157% run where Spiff watches a video about the origin of Plink. It's while he's grinding Gold Endo and characters

[@edenlikesart]

I love how the bitcoin pc joke and the vape machine are becoming reoccurring jokes in the astralspiff channel

[@Floridadian]

0:17 They'll WHAT spiff? 😭 😭 😭

[@SunroseStudios]

the "8 hour real-time night" idea at 34:00 or so just sounds like the desert bus of fnaf games

[@LordlyTV]

I really hope the creator of this game gets brought into the fanverse thing Scott made. Bro deserves it.

[@FoxBloxx]

the help text at the start is how it should be done. you can read it at your own pace and if you want you an skip through the whole thing if you like trial and error. amazing.

[@Carvedfool879]

“You busted too early” was the best chat quote

[@JayCamm]

Agreed.

[@vinnt_tnniv]

6:32 "I busted too early? It's ok, I was capable to double bust" - spiff is what all man want to be

[@adicsbtw]

... is it just me or does the tearing in the wall on the top right corner when looking at the delivery machine look like Rick Astley in the middle of not giving us up? To be more specific, directly above the lightbulb packaging

[@am3thysts]

Now that you mention it, I kinda see what you mean. Thanks, I hate it. 😂

[@adicsbtw]

@@am3thysts You're welcome Suffer along with me

[@Grantm127]

Was watching other KZbinrs play this yet always felt lacking in quality that a spiff video has. So waited till this video and was well worth the wait.

[@Somersalsa]

34:11 if you're interested, there's a fangame called "The Return to Bloody Nights" which has a "real time" challenge. Fairly fun fangame too.

[@Wapako]

37:40 Welcome to the void. Hope you enjoy :)

[@ManChuChuTrain]

My favorite part of the video is the minute and half of just silence so you can reflect on what you just watched

[@fayah8865]

the editing for the outro at 37:43 until the end of the video goes crazy!! hope to see that more cause it's actually sick

[@nyxennight6068]

I love these spinoff games they add so much fun content for fnaf streamers

[@MadAliceInWonderland]

Spiff: "Is this headless beast gonna attack me?" Chat: "No, you killed Freddy." 1 second later: 15:45

[@TravisBroski]

I love that Spiff completely ignored the chat freaking out over them having their balls scammed by the wrong click.

[@justas423]

34:07 You could name it "8 Hours at Freddy's" and make it a 1 Night game like Flumpty's, reason being that the main character just quits after night 1 due to having to fight for their life for 8 hours.

[@Achilles3666]

For the record, SawStop doesn't destroy the table. It will likely ruin the sawblade, and the SawStop brake will need replacing, but that's a low price to pay for saving a finger, limb, or life.

[@getdogen2197]

Easily my favorite video on KZbin by far, thanks for the entertainment spigg

[@capybro4422]

34:43 hey spiff, not sure if you heard of a game called "Bloody Nights". It's a fanmade fnaf that is actually pretty fun as well as being able to do or see some pretty neat stuff after beating its base game

[@UndyingHeart469]

Omg yes, i wanna see him play it

[@StrangerInTheSnow]

He did play it, but he really didn’t like it.

[@divine-s]

Man this game was honestly perfect. It definitely had a different theme to it, and it had challenges. This was actually one of the best FNAF fan games I’ve seen in a while. Each second the game just got better and better! Outstanding job to the creator.

[@killer1gamer1]

don't underestimate legless guys, they can make you one if you're not careful

[@Roadent1241]

With the amount of shins mother ran into (mostly because people like to just stop with a mobility scooter right behind them in a crowded area then act like she did it on purpose), I can confirm.

[@therexagon8752]

spiff completely oblivious to the enormous spiff ball scam in the end was hilarious

[@Stubbler]

Not only did Spigg beat the game, he even prepared for it in real life with his own cooking stream.

[@thewolfstu]

21:15 It's not *Entirely* out of the question that you could build a mechanism that'd save you *And* the machine, potentially, but it'd become very either complicated, expensive, or just far too out of the way to bother; However, stopping the blade at all is extremely important for the fingers of wood workers everywhere cause we stan wood workers keeping their fingers in the world of safety. EDIT: 21:22 LMAO, yeah, no, that'd not stop nearly fast enough. Like, maybe if you make it so the saw gets launched down into a soft medium to catch it instead, but even then you are adding in new factors that can cause more problems and that has more failure points.

[@philsharpe4315]

The sawstop is ine if the most American things i can think of "How do we not cut ourselves with a table saw?" "Put a gun in it!"

[@Joefax]

34:08 realistically this would be more of an endurance test then a challenge because animatronics attack a few times an hour even on the hardest modes

[@THAT_GUY_SAI]

love that part at 38:00 so inspiring

[@shadowsoftheinfinite]

The conversation about a theoretical real-time fnaf is INSANE knowing its real now.....

[@sophitiaofhyrule]

The fact that "the bite" was a child biting an animatronic is so funny

[@RaspberryPastry]

I love that the twist is that "the bite" incident was actually a kid biting freddy's face off, nonchalantly the funniest shit ever

[@thepurestvessel998]

It was opposite day ig

[@UnderscoreAqua]

"Things get real with the challenges and max night" he says, as a lever flies off the wall and brutally mauls his character to death

[@unknown_wess]

10:10 for "NO. BAD FREDDUDLE!"

[@Toulippy]

Don’t forget all the other games this dev has made. Let to rot is a masterpiece. And so is this

[@bobobobobo12345]

I really like how this game is less scary and more funny and charming, freddy getting his head cut off was pretty funny lol

[@Wapako]

Can we talk about Foxy with glasses ? Its like the best thing that could happen to him !

[@aiso_toihan]

19:04 Yarg, Jesse, we need to cook

[@samgrace7826]

37:40-39:03 Someone didn’t check the end of their Premiere project timeline before exporting 🤣

[@swippybg6864]

-rwqfsfasxc -fury's rage -a bite at Freddy's NO ONE IS GUESSING MINES

[@gespenst0083]

Fun fact: Table saw brakes detect electromagnetic conductivity, not moisture.

[@VistilShaiteth]

I will watch the black screen to the end of the video every time I rewatch this, you can't stop me Spiff

[@DjFluttersMTF]

The last 20 seconds of this video is the most fire 20 seconds ever uploaded to KZbin 🔥🔥🔥

[@NapalmNarcissus]

I like how the rest of the animatronics are trying to kill you and chica is just a little rascal who wants to have a quickdraw duel with toy guns

[@jkengland832]

Spiff gave us time to reflect on ourselves for 2 minutes at the end

[@lwaysDrawing]

I love that every time Chica wants to shoot you she's all excited like ":D" until you shoot and SHE'S SO PISSED LMAO

[@seth2370]

spiff never fails to make me lay face down on my bed kicking my legs into the air ❤❤❤❤

[@thunderstar7682]

I love how foxy is a scientist yet his craziness is still there I’d imagine he eats crayons on break and washes them down with glue

[@RIGG_2]

I'm pretty sure that Return to Bloody Nights has a challenge mode called something like real time and it's exactly what you describe: a shift that lasts 6-7 hours (12 PM to 6 AM) I'd like to see that

[@ZenecGD]

38:17 was the scariest thing I have ever seen in my life.

[@JohnDoe-hj9fh]

Seeing the chat totally not understand the writers strike was pretty funny

[@piftikehd3409]

about the saw stop. i myself dont know if its possible but there is a video about some huge magnets stopping a metal sphere and if that could SOMEHOW be used in a saw, then it wouldnt destroy the saw itself, the thing is it isnt instant so this could be our future on the topic of TaBLe SoAoW

[@NASAneedsME]

feeding into my fnaf hyperfixation once more

[@Ghostpants446]

Howlowknight

[@Carvedfool879]

Hi there

[@m4yr4i]

​@@Ghostpants446Hole of nights

[@MorningDusk7734]

the strike only helps with contracts occurring from here out, the FNAF movie contracts all were signed before the strikes even began.

[@scrapbotcommander]

When I got to the end of the video, I could have sworn I saw a pair of golden brown eyes in the background of the black space, staring me down. ...turns out the dirt on my screen is actually really scary 😂

[@TheWholeEntireCake]

This game is like a standalone game, it’s so well done. The walkie talkie guy reminds me of Doug Dimmadome

[@bryceoxendine7914]

"He cook, but science like." -Spigg 2023